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[ Crows caw ]

Frankie: There were seven days
left in the year of Sue,

and Sue was livin'
every minute of 'em.

Aah! I got graduation tickets!

Graduation tickets are here!
I've got 'em! [ Screams ]

[ Exhales ] Here. Wait!

Should I give 'em to you
or should I keep 'em?

You. No, wait!
Give 'em back.

Because dad always does
the thing where he pretends

he doesn't have 'em,

and that's really funny
when I'm not the one graduating,

but I don't think I could take
it if I'm the one graduating.

[ Screams ]

I'm the one graduating!

[ Screams ]
I'll keep the tickets.

This year,
i have a whole plan.

We're not gonna roll in late
like we always do.

I slipped the janitor
a six-pack

and got us front row seats
and a parking spot

right by the exit.

We'll be the first ones out.

Why are you always
rushing things?

We haven't even gotten
to the graduation,

you're already talking
about leaving.

Yeah! We're gonna wanna
take pictures,

you're gonna wanna meet
my teachers.

Am I? I mean, if I haven't
met 'em to this point...

[ Telephone ringing ]

[ Ring ]

[ Phone beeps ]
Hello?

So how is
my party planning going?

Are you all ready
for my graduation party?

I can't believe I get to
party with my parents

on graduation night!

Oh, I wanna thank you.

You have been my sunshine
ever since you were born.

You were the baby that
would not stop smiling.

I had to ask the nurses
if there was something

wrong with you,
but they did tests,

and you were just happy!

And now you're all grown up
and you're graduating,

and you're letting me
be involved. Oh.

Oh, mom!

I love you.
I so want you involved.

And this isn't just my day.

This is about
the whole family's success.

Ha!

I'm graduating!
[ Chuckles ]

So glad we had a girl.

Well, hang on to that feeling,
'cause that was Brick's school.

They want us to come in
for a meeting.

[ Groans ] Stupid boys.

Brad! Brad!
The yearbooks are in!

I know, I know! Gimme, gimme, gimme.
Here!

Three years of bad pictures,
and it took me till senior year

to finally make sure
i got a good one.

Ah! Yes!

In her first decent picture
in four years of high school,

it's...

AnaHajarajanaan?

Why is the name under my first
good picture AnaHajarajanaan?

Ugh.

How does this happen, Brad?

How does my best friend

on the yearbook committee
let this happen?!

I don't know, Sue.

I'm not in charge of that
part of the yearbook.

Somehow, I just ended up
in charge of choosing pics

for wrestling and the
guys swim team. Okay.

So it happened.

I'm not gonna let this
get me down.

Here, here.

Sign my senior page
with our sombrero pic. Yay.

[ Inhales deeply,
exhales sharply ]

The fold? Seriously?

[ School bell rings ]

Hello, summer!
Goodbye, pants.

I will see you
in September.

[ Grunts ] There's my "welcome
home" sandwich. [ Door closes ]

Ha ha.

[ Mouth full ] Mmm.

Oh, don't worry.
I'll share.

There you go.
[ Remote clicks, TV turns on ]

So for my future reference,
what happens in college?

How exactly does
the whole summer thing work?

What happens to hutch?

Well, he goes back to
his house in Chicago.

So what happens to Devin?

Goes back to her house
in Idaho.

So you guys
aren't dating anymore?

No -- well, no,
we're...Still together.

Oh, so you talked
about it?

No. See, that's what makes
Devin so cool.

We don't have to talk
everything to death. It just is.

Some girls will be
all over you, like,

"what are we doing?
What's our relationship?"

But Devin's not like that.
She's cool.

So she could date
other people?

[ Scoffs ] Yeah, I mean,
technically, she could,

but she's not.

I mean, I could, too,
if I wanted to.

But I'm not,
but I mean, I could.

So, whatever, it's cool.

Totally cool.

[ Sucks lip ]

Okay, you're not gonna believe
the school meeting I just had.

Well, the good part is he can't
be tried as an adult. No, no, no.

They think he's so smart,

they want him to skip
eighth grade

and go right
into high school.

What? That's nuts.
Why would we agree to that?

You should've heard
the principal.

He said
Brick's extra smart.

His brain is superior
to the other kids.

I mean, we don't want him
to be bored.

Eh, I don't like the idea.

He's got no friends
in middle school,

you think he's gonna make
friends in high school?

Plus
all the kids'll be bigger.

You can forget about him
making any teams.

Oh, would you
give that up already?

That's not happening.

He threw out his shoulder
tossing a dart.

Hey,
if you let go of thinkin'

we're gonna have bowls
of fresh fruit in the house,

I'll let go of sports.
[ Sighs heavily ]

Oh, I don't know,
maybe you're right.

Maybe we should take into
consideration the social stuff.

On the plus side,

in four more years,
we'd have no kids in the house.

One year closer to freedom.

Okay, I'm sorry.
There you go again.

Rush, rush, rush.
Wishing our lives away.

Sue's graduating. Now you really
wanna push Brick out the door?

Now, wait, aren't you the one
that wanted to do this?

I just said,
maybe, you're right.

I know, but now
I'm agreeing with you.

I've come over to your point.
You've convinced me.

Are you agreeing with me now
or agreeing with me before?

What side are you on now?
I don't know.

Why don't we just ask Brick what he thinks?
Brick! Wait!

Shouldn't we know
what we think

before we ask him what he thinks?
Would you stop yelling at me?

Why can't we ever have
a normal discussion?

I'm not yelling!
What's all the yelling?

Are you guys fighting? We're not fighting.
We're fine.

Your father and I are having
a heated agreement.

Look, Brick,
here's the deal,

your mom had a meeting
with your principal.

I didn't do it.
I'm not doing that anymore.

[ Clicks teeth ]

Well, whatever it was,
you clearly got away with it,

so let us just tell you
what the meeting was about.

They think maybe you're ready
to skip eighth grade

and go straight in high school.

Really? Hmm.

Okay, sounds good.

Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's kind of a big decision.
don't you wanna think about it?

Well, the truth is I am
kind of bored in middle school,

and the boys in my class
are really childish.

They draw boobs
on everything.

Yeah, I'm not really sure
that's gonna change

in high school.

You know, I was kinda
dreading the eighth grade.

But now I might even
look forward to the fall.

And now
it's even less likely

there'll be any repercussions
from the...

Well, you said
you didn't wanna know.

Nah.

Hey, Carly. Uh, do you know
what happened to my yearbook?

Brad said
he might've given it to you.

Yeah, yeah,
Ana Hajarajanaan.

I know. Super funny.

So, okay. Yep, thanks. I'll cHeck.
Bye. [ Telephone beeps ]

Sue, will you look at this? No way, Axl. I
have fallen for that joke too many times.

No, relax, it's not that.

It's a picture on instagram
of Devin and some dude.

Damn. I didn't know you could
carry a kayak with one arm.

Yeah. I know.
But if you saw this guy,

you'd think he was
a total tool, right?

Yeah, probably.

A smokin' hot tool

who's kayaking
with your girlfriend.

If she even is
my girlfriend.

What do you mean? How did you
leave it over summer?

[ Sighs heavily ]
We didn't say anything.

Well, she's cool, okay?
I mean, she's not clingy.

That's why she's awesome.
She's like a guy.

We're keepin' it loose.
She's cool!

Okay.

Fine. What do you think
of this picture?

Ew! Axl, gross!

[ Laughs ]
That is never not funny.

Oh, hi, principal Cameron.
Are you guys still open?

Yes, yes, just faxing my résumé
to tgi Friday's for the summer.

Fingers crossed.

[ Chuckles ] I actually
just wanted to cHeck in

on my attendance award.

Oh, are you Lynnette Perry?

No. I'm Sue Heck.

Mm.

You might know me
as AnaHajarajanaan?

I'm fairly sure that
Lynnette Perry

is getting
the attendance award.

No.
Ah, yes.

Ah, she only missed
a single day.

But I only missed a single day.
[ Typing ]

No. No, it says here that
you've snuck off campus

another day to go to lunch
at...

[ Key clicks ]
Arby's, was it?

But I didn't even finish
my sandwich.

You don't understand.

Winning this award has been
a goal of mine for years.

I mean, I came to school
against doctor's orders

so many times.

Yes, and then apparently,
you went to arby's.

But...If you go back,
would you drop this off for me?

And tell them that I have
a degree in higher education?

Did anybody find a yearbook?

Well, my yearbook is missing,
and apparently,

three bites of
a roast beef sandwich

robbed me my chance
of the attendance award.

[ Backpack thuds ] The year of
Sue is not ending well, people.

Not ending well at all!

Hey, wait a minute.

If I'm skipping
the eighth grade,

technically, that means
I'm graduating this year, too.

Shouldn't I have a party?

[ Exhales ] Brick, I can barely
scrape the funds together

for one party.

I am this close to frosting
a loaf of bread

and passing it off as a cake.

No, I totally get that.
We can just have one.

Me and Sue can combine ours.
I'll start texting invites now.

What? No! No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!

This is my graduation,

and Brick is not just gonna
glom onto my party.

Hey! Excuse me,
you cannot stand there.

I got an old shadow
and a dork shadow in my shot.

What are you doing?

What does it look like
I'm doing?

I'm trying to take
a pretend selfie in a fake club

to make my girlfriend jealous.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Now, should our cakes say,

"Sue and Brick"
or "Brick and Sue"?

I don't know.

I'm thinking alphabetical
would be the most fair.

Seriously, mom,

you are not seriously thinking
about combining parties?

I mean,
this is the year of Sue,

not the year of Sue and Brick.

I thought we landed
on Brick and Sue.

You don't wanna combine parties
with her, Brick.

It's gonna be lame.

Ooh, r.S.V.P.S are rollin' in.

All the kids
from my social skills group

seem to be free.

He can't have people r.S.V.P.
Into the party.

This is my party!
[ Door closes ]

Okay,
got my janitor buddy

to slip me an early copy
of the program.

It all starts at 2:00,

but he says as long as we're in
our seats at 1:55,

we'll be good. Uh, ehlert's
gonna start with the pledge --

wait. What? What do you mean,

"ehlert's gonna start
with the pledge"?

No, sergeant at arms
always does the pledge.

I am sergeant at arms.
I am supposed to do the pledge.

I guess ehlert donated
a bunch of money or something.

Says he's gonna repave
the parking lot.

Oh, my god!

That's how America works now?

Apparently, anyone who donates
money gets to exert influence?

That is not the America I know!

Axl: Get used to it, Sue.

Deception and dishonesty are ways people
get ahead. [ Camera shutter clicks ]

What's real? What's fake?
Who knows?

It's like you can't trust anyone anymore.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Chuckles ] Oh!
What's that, Kate upton?

That's hilarious!

[ Clatter ]

[ Mouths word ]

Brick, look at this.
[ Groans ]

No way, Axl.

I've fallen for that joke too many times.
No, it's not that.

Now she's rock climbing
with some bearded dude.

The kayaking guy?

No, this is a new one. Look.

[ Sighs ]

Whoa. Damn.

Is that his arm?

So muscular.
I thought it was a leg.

I know, Brick,
I'm freakin' out here.

I keep texting her,

but she just responds
with these one-word answers.

I say, uh,
"what are you doin' today?"

She says, "nothin'."

I say,
"you enjoying your summer?"

She says, "ya."
"Ya"? What even is that?

I blew it, Brick! And now
she's dating these action dudes,

and I'm in a club
in my kitchen!

[ Groans ]

You know what?
I gotta tell her how I feel.

That's it. I'm driving to Idaho
to get my woman back!

You can't drive
all the way to Idaho.

You'll miss Sue's graduation.

I'll drive fast.
I'll put it in my g.P.S.

Hmm? Here,
this look right to you?

Oh, Axl, disgusting!

Never not funny!

Okay, I just gotta run
into the party store

and get some cups, plates,
balloons, plastic table covers,

oh, and Sue wants this
eagle banner she saw that says,

"you're soarin' now."

Hmm.
[ Seat belt clicks ]

No, no, no, no.

You stay here.
You're just gonna slow me down.

Oh, okay.

What was the matter with me?

I was gonna let this kid go
to high school,

but not run a few errands?

Maybe he's more mature
than I give him credit for.

You know what? I'm gonna
let you take care of this.

Really? Okay.

You wanted cups, plates,
balloons, plastic table covers,

and a "you're soarin' now"
banner, right?

[ Chuckles ] Wow.
You're right.

Okay, here's some money
to cover it.

I'm on it.

Okay, can everyone
who's signing a yearbook

please just cHeck that
the yearbook in your hand

is, indeed, yours?
Mine has been misplaced.

It has my name on it
in pink puffy pen.

Thank you for your time.

Next.

[ Blows raspberry ]
Hi. Sue Sue Heck.

All righty, and do you have
any honor cords?

I don't know.
What are they?

Well, you wear them
with your cap and gown

in recognition of
your high school achievements.

Yellow is for honor society,
green is for math club.

Oh, is there one
for student council?

Yes, absolutely,
are you on student council?

Yes,
i am sergeant at arms.

Darn, so close.
It's treasurer and above.

Oh, j.P.L.A.?
School mascot?

Hey!
I founded wrestlerettes.

Oh! Well,
there you go, then.

Red is
for varsity athletics.

[ Squeals ]

Oh, wait, I don't see
wrestlerettes on my clipboard

of cord-sanctioned activities.
What?

Looks like it's not
really a sport. I'm sorry.

Yeah, yeah.

So just the cap and gown,
then?

Just the cap and gown.

I'm sorry.
We're out of medium-sized caps.

We only have large.

Just have your mom
stuff it with tisSue.

Okay.
[ Chuckles ]

It had been half an hour.

It shouldn't have
taken that long.

But if I just marched in there
and took over,

how would I ever give Brick
a chance to prove himself?

Brick?

Oh, hi, mom.

What are you doing?

Why are you
dressed like that?

And where's the stuff
for the party?

What party?

Yeah, you're not going
to high school.

Mm. So it took 20 seconds
to figure that out.

Unfortunately,
it took 11 hours of driving

for Axl to figure out what
looked like an inch and a half

on his phone,
was actually a little longer.

Female automated voice:
Stay on 1-80,

then,
turn right in 1,407 miles.

What?

Frankie: And he knew
that if he kept going,

he might impress one girl,

but he would definitely
crush another.

[ Tires squeal ]

Unfortunately,
Mike's graduation game plan

was off to a bad start...

[ Horn honks ]
What's the holdup?!

[ Door squeaks ]

Whew.

Oh, wait, I forgot a book.

[ Door opens ]
No, no turning back!

Frankie! One second!
She's not ready yet.

He's only holding the seats till 2:00.
[ Brakes squeal ]

We can kiss the seats goodbye.
[ Car door closes ]

Oh, good, you're here.
Get in. Where you going?!

I gotta pee! I've been
in the car a zillion hours.

[ Door squeaks ]

Really, Axl? Idaho?

Sue, what is going on?

I thought you of all people
would be ready to go!

Out.
[ Horn honks ]

Sue?

What's goin' on?
Why aren't you ready?

I don't know
if I should even go.

I'm not going.
What's the point?

What?
What are you talking about?

I have no legacy, mom.

[ Sighs ] It's like i
didn't even exist.

[ Horn honks ] Oh, honey, is this
something we could talk about

on the way to the ceremony?

I don't have a cord
or a yearbook

or an attendance plaque.

I won't be saying the pledge,

and I can't go back
and watch wrestlerette practice

because there will be
no wrestlerettes.

All I wanted to do
was make a difference

and leave a mark,
and I didn't.

It's like I wasn't even there.
I just feel insignificant.

[ Horn honks ]

[ Sighs ] One second.

[ Door squeaks ] Just give me a minute!
She feels insignificant!

Tell her we all do
and to get in the car!

I'm working on it!

Well, fix it fast, Frankie!

Okay, you know what, honey?

I think once you get to
your graduation,

you'll see all your friends
and you'll feel so much better.

So let's just get up, okay?

Come on, up, up,
up, up, up, up, up.

Doesn't matter.
No one will miss me.

No one will care.
Who will care?

Well, I'll care.

I just wanna see
my little sunshine graduate

from high school and then go to
that awesome party

that we have been planning
for months.

[ Groans ] How do you work
these damn buckles?

It's like I didn't even exist.

It's like I walked on sand

and didn't even leave
any footprints.

And not like the Jesus story
that was fun.

[ Horn honks ]
[ Sighs ]

I said I --

what is with this family?

Why can't we get anywhere
on time?!

I told you,
I'm working on it!

Okay, Sue, seriously,
your dad's not kidding around.

We gotta go!

Okay, I got her.

Nothing matters, dad.
What does it matter?

Okay, good conversation
for the car.

[ Applause ]

[ Amplified voice ]
Well, that was certainly worth

the new blacktop in
the teacher's parking lot, huh?

All right,
let's get this started, huh?

What do you say?
A to z this year?

Ah, let's do it. All right.
[ Mouths words ]

Ben Adams, huh?

So Sue sat there with two shoes
on the wrong feet,

no cords, no legacy.

I'd honestly
never seen her this low.

But then,
an amazing thing happened.

[ Whispers ] Pass it up.

All right, there she is...
Joan Anders.

[ Gasps ]

Sue couldn't believe it.

Every page was filled.

Girl: You're always running
down the hall so happy.

I swear, I never once saw you
in a bad mood...

You made me feel so much better
when I didn't make show choir

and also when I didn't
make drama club...

Boy: Sorry we didn't get
to talk all that much,

but your pep rally routine
to "fame" was awesome.

You guys rocked...

Girl: And I look up to you
in so many ways.

The way you tried everything,
I wish I was that brave.

I know you'll do amazing...

Girl: No matter what,
you were so positive.

You made me realize,
I need to be that way, too,

'cause high school's over
in a blink of an eye

and here we are graduating...

[ Applause ]

[ Mama cass Elliot's "make your
own kind of music" plays ]

♪ Nobody can tell ya ♪

♪ there's only one song
worth singin' ♪

♪ they may try and sell ya ♪

♪ 'cause it hangs them up ♪

♪ to see someone like you ♪

♪ but you've gotta ♪

♪ make your own kind of music ♪

Frankie:
Really, what is a legacy?

It's not the speaking
at graduation or the awards

or the cords or the plaques.

It's the thousand moments
every day

where you touch people

even when you didn't know
you were.

Sue Heck.
[ Squeals ]

♪ You gotta ♪

♪ make your own kind of music ♪
[ Screams ]

Boy: Go, Sue!

♪ Sing your own special song ♪
oh.

[ Laughter ]
♪ make your own kind of music ♪

This could take a minute.
[ Laughter ]

And I'll get to the rest
of you later.

[ Screams ]

Thank you.

[ Applause ]
♪ your own kind of music ♪

♪ sing your own special song ♪
boy: All right, Sue!

Kyle Reynolds:
♪ see in the dark ♪

Hey, kid.
Hey, dad.

[ Sighs ]
Got you a little something.

Aw, you didn't have to
get me anything.

This whole party
was my present.

Mm-hmm.

♪ Maybe you'll find
what you need ♪

♪ you'll find what you need ♪

Calendars?

Well, I don't know.

I figured maybe every year
could be the year of Sue.

Oh, dad!
[ Chuckles ]

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

Aah!
What?

[ Laughs ]

Oh, my god! [ Laughs ]

[ Muffled voice ] Uh, hi.
Hi.

[ Normal voice ] Hello.
What are you doing here?

It's torturous in Idaho.
I missed you.

Oh, really?
Sure didn't look like it.

Looked like you were
enjoying the great outdoors

with a bunch of bearded dudes.
Wha?

Chill, you fool.
Those were my brothers.

Oh, yeah?

Okay, I just drove 28 hours
to spend the weekend with you.

Are you gonna kiss me
again or what?

Yeah. I am.

[ Chuckles ]

♪♪♪

Nice party.

The only thing that would
make it nicer would be

if Batman
made an appearance.

But I heard Batman's mom
made him return his costume.

Brick, I gotta tell ya...
[ Clears throat ]

I think eighth grade
was the right choice.

Eh, it's still up
for discussion.

Ugh, this is just
all moving too fast.

Can't we just take it
one milestone at a time?

Hey.
Oh, there you are.

Brick told me
you came back for me.

You must love me.

Come on, Axl, say it,
"i love my sister."

All right, I came here
to be nice to you,

but if you're gonna be
like that,

I'm gonna go get Devin
a burger.

No, no, no, let's just
stay here for a minute.

I want everyone I love
right here, right now.

Mmm...
All: Mmm...

That's it.
Come on, come on.

♪ There's something good
about today ♪

♪ la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ there's something good
about today ♪

♪ la, la, la, la, la-la ♪

♪ la, la, la, la, la-la ♪

♪ there's something good
about today ♪