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Let's see! 12 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,353 It will make him happy. 13 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,192 Very nice, 14 00:01:48,984 --> 00:01:53,322 but we should have presented it last year, 15 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:55,741 on his 85th birthday 16 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,743 instead of now. 17 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:01,497 Maybe. That's true. 18 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:07,294 How could we know last year, that he would get cancer this year? 19 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:12,174 True, but it's as if we're rushing to give it before it's too late. 20 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,176 And you expect him to be happy? 21 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:18,722 But we're the only ones who know that he's got cancer. 22 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,766 He doesn't know! 23 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,893 So he can just be happy, can't he? 24 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:26,939 How do you know he doesn't know? Did you ask him? 25 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,191 How would you know? 26 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:32,820 Not us. And certainly not the doctors. 27 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:37,241 They have no right to say. That's the law. 28 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:41,412 You can have a huge cancer and the doctor won't tell you a thing. 29 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,497 You can't trust doctors! 30 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:48,294 What's the use of telling him? 31 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:52,756 You can be half dead. When it's the end, a man feels it. 32 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:56,510 - And they won't tell you. - You were never dying, so be quiet. 33 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,430 Look, let's be logical. 34 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:03,184 If he knows, he knows 35 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:08,439 and if he doesn't know we're not going to tell him. 36 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:11,233 Franta, you hypochondriac. 37 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:15,154 Don't you dare ask him where his cancer hurts, or anything like that. 38 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:17,531 Don't worry about me. 39 00:03:18,449 --> 00:03:20,075 I won't ask him anything. 40 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:20,469 He's playing tricks again. Václav! 41 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,140 Stop playing games! 42 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:32,898 This is no time for games! 43 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:39,029 - There was a cake here. - What? 44 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:42,533 Put it back! It's not for me. It's for the guests! 45 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,827 So what? 46 00:04:46,662 --> 00:04:48,289 Mr Balcar! 47 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:57,965 Mr Balcar! 48 00:04:58,132 --> 00:05:00,175 Don't bother him now. 49 00:05:01,385 --> 00:05:03,262 Mr Balcar! 50 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,931 What? Don't bother me now! 51 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:09,435 See, what did I tell you? 52 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:14,815 I stand here. I hold the ladder. I can't see what's behind my back. 53 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,817 How am I supposed to know 54 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:20,362 whether someone was there when you were gone? 55 00:05:20,571 --> 00:05:22,406 See my point? 56 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,908 Well, what do we do? 57 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,787 - That's your problem. - Why my problem? 58 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,123 We're the only two here. 59 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,292 Just the two of us. 60 00:05:33,542 --> 00:05:35,419 Well, it wasn't me! 61 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,713 Then who took it? 62 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:41,342 Please search me, gentlemen. 63 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,344 No! Sit down. 64 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,888 No one's blaming you. 65 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,850 There! Look at that! 66 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:52,853 - I saw you! - You saw nothing. 67 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:54,646 - Don't lie to me! - You see too much. 68 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,899 Don't lie to me! That leg wasn't there! 69 00:05:57,107 --> 00:06:01,195 - Of course it was. - It stands up by itself! 70 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,281 - It'll fall down. - No, it won't. Look! 71 00:06:04,448 --> 00:06:07,326 You're a liar! You could walk away! 72 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:10,621 It stands up without you. 73 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,750 - Yeah, yeah. - That's how you got it. I saw! 74 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:17,586 - I saw! - And what are you going to do...? 75 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:21,965 - Saw, saw...! Don't deny it! - The cake was your job, not mine! 76 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:24,551 - Who stole it? - It wasn't me! 77 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,305 - But you could have! - I didn't take it! You be careful...! 78 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:31,392 I can't work like this! 79 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:38,357 You could have left. Well, I'm not staying here with you. 80 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,236 - I'm going! - Josef! What are you doing? 81 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:44,530 Where are you going? 82 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,868 Help! 83 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:52,746 Get me down! Get me down! 84 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,458 Get me down! 85 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:02,131 Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! 86 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,510 I can't hang on! 87 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,096 I can't hang on! Do something! 88 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:12,558 Help! 89 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,185 Please get me down! 90 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,020 I'm falling! 91 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,981 May I, gentlemen? 92 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:23,986 I'm going to let go! I'm letting go! 93 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:40,711 Barrandov Film Studios presents a Czechoslovak-Italian co-production 94 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:44,882 a film directed by Miloš Forman 95 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:50,095 THE FIREMEN'S BALL 96 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:58,812 Story and Screenplay, Script Editor 97 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:02,566 Starring 98 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:40,145 Assistant Director, 2nd Cameraman, Deputy Head of Production 99 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:46,610 Make-Up, Costumes, Art Direction 100 00:08:46,777 --> 00:08:51,782 Music by 101 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:57,371 The Film Symphony Orchestra conducted by Štěpán Koníček 102 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:06,004 Production Designer, Editing, Sound 103 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:10,676 Head of Production 104 00:09:10,926 --> 00:09:15,138 Director of Photography 105 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:20,561 Directed by Miloš Forman Winner of the Klement Gottwald Prize 106 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,523 Made at Barrandov Film Studios 107 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:30,737 Creative Group Leaders Processed at Prague Film Laboratories 108 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:05,856 Come on, boys, let's get to work. 109 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,191 We've got a job to do. 110 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,653 Look at them! Have a good look and you'll see. 111 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,656 - This one's for me? - You've already got one! 112 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:19,202 That's enough! Calm down, everybody! 113 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:23,415 Wait while I count them. 114 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,792 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ... 115 00:10:26,710 --> 00:10:31,381 Remember our winner must be from round here. 116 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:36,553 The girls are from all over the world. You're getting ahead of yourself. 117 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,723 We won't have as many to choose from. 118 00:10:40,766 --> 00:10:43,810 We'll take... Well, let's say... How many? 119 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,249 There was a brandy bottle here! 120 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,210 - Where? - Here! 121 00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:11,713 - And it's gone, has it? - Can't you see? It's gone. 122 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,757 Are you sure? 123 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,012 - It was standing right there. Look! - Did you put it there in the first place? 124 00:11:19,096 --> 00:11:20,972 Of course I did! 125 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,519 I've been watching all the time. It's not my fault. 126 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,521 There was nobody here. 127 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,357 - You didn't watch! - I did! 128 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,568 - No, you didn't! - Yes, I did! 129 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,739 Then what were you watching? 130 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,659 - Not here! - Don't yell. 131 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,454 Am I yelling? 132 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:46,540 Am I yelling? 133 00:11:46,665 --> 00:11:48,542 I simply said. 134 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:52,379 You didn't watch. The bottle is gone. 135 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,799 First, let's decide. 136 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,761 Do we select two, ten, or forty? 137 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,388 Eight. 138 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,056 - Eight? - Eight. 139 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:09,354 But, remember! They've got to be the most beautiful! 140 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,565 I understand! I understand! 141 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,567 So get to it! 142 00:12:13,775 --> 00:12:16,403 They'll be the most beautiful girls we've got here! 143 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,751 You can't see them from here! 144 00:13:13,752 --> 00:13:17,714 From the balcony, we could see their breasts! 145 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:22,928 Look, Václav, I've only called you here 146 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,389 because I had a bottle of brandy here. 147 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:32,437 Mother and I have been keeping careful watch. And the bottle disappeared. 148 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:36,107 - I want you to see! - So, and where is it? 149 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:41,655 That's why I called you, to make sure nobody thinks 150 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:46,201 we're the ones who swiped it! 151 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,545 Listen, Josef! 152 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,631 Where's the headcheese? 153 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,427 What headcheese? 154 00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,806 There was some headcheese here! 155 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:13,061 I remember, there was a chocolate cake. 156 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,146 That's right, there was. 157 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:20,652 But no headcheese. I'd swear to that. 158 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,655 You're imagining things! 159 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:35,292 Well then, where's the cake? 160 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:44,551 Wait! 161 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:46,761 The chocolate cake... 162 00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:55,979 Chocolate... Mother, come here. There was a chocolate ball here. 163 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,733 - What sort of ball? - A chocolate one! 164 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,360 I never saw it. 165 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:04,863 You must have! 166 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,032 You're out of your mind! 167 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,951 Wait a minute! 168 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:15,373 Wasn't that a headcheese? 169 00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,627 You're right, Václav! 170 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,505 It was a headcheese! 171 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,674 Well, that settles that! 172 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:28,261 Well then, where's the headcheese? 173 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:39,272 Look at that one! 174 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,274 That's a beauty queen! 175 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,031 I'd like to see their legs! 176 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:02,295 Boys, we're doing things upside down. 177 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:06,424 We're looking at legs instead of faces. 178 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,428 She should have a face like a virgin. 179 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:17,060 A face like a picture. They're the worst kind! 180 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,817 Come here. Look! 181 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,236 What about that one? 182 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:28,196 The one scratching her head. 183 00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,240 What do you think? 184 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,158 No... 185 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,202 Ota! 186 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,246 Ota! 187 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,542 - Write down Blanka! - Who! 188 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,920 Don't ask questions! Write it down! 189 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,301 What are you writing there? 190 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,430 Blanka! 191 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,349 She's ugly as sin! 192 00:16:57,726 --> 00:17:00,770 Never mind. Write! 193 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,776 She's already written down. 194 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:12,032 - Shall I leave her down, then? - Yes, leave her there. 195 00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:14,075 We've got one! 196 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,266 It's all set. Mother! 197 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,143 Don't do that to me, chaps! 198 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,728 Who ordered these? 199 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,688 Not me! 200 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,690 It wasn't me! 201 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,734 So, who was it? 202 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:52,363 It's me! Drink up! That's my daughter over there. 203 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,703 He wants his Růžena in the list. 204 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,039 We'll have two girls. 205 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,541 Which one is she? 206 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,307 There. See her? 207 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,485 The gentlemen thank you 208 00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:34,239 and said to tell you they're not thirsty. 209 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,039 Good evening, young lady. 210 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:47,585 - We're members of... - ...the contest committee. 211 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:50,964 - Wait! - Finish what you were saying. 212 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,261 We'd be very happy if you'd agree 213 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,430 to take part in the Miss Fireman beauty contest. 214 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,808 You're very pretty. 215 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:04,394 What do you say? 216 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:09,357 Why aren't you thirsty anymore? 217 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,317 Wait! 218 00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,696 What do I have to wait for? I'm talking to you! 219 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,990 Take him away! 220 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,033 Come on, Ludvík! 221 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:22,912 What's up? 222 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,124 What's the matter with you? 223 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:28,418 But why us? 224 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:33,131 Not you. We chose this young lady. 225 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,635 Put down my Růžena. As a favour to me. 226 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:43,641 But Ludvík, try to understand, 227 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,644 she looks just like you... 228 00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,147 Sure. She's my daughter! 229 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,357 That's just the trouble! 230 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,446 Don't laugh! Well miss, yes? 231 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,158 Franta! 232 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,744 Franta! 233 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,746 Come here! 234 00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:07,624 Hurry up! 235 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,211 Vršecka and Matějíčková. 236 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:15,298 You see the beautiful girls we've got? Now we've got three contestants. 237 00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,258 Shut up and write! 238 00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,345 - What's her name? - Vršecka, Matějíčková. 239 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:22,388 Ota! 240 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,432 Ota! 241 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:29,687 Did you put Blanka down? Cross her off! 242 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,982 But you yourself told me... 243 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,277 Don't argue! Take her name off! 244 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:38,196 Do I cross her off? 245 00:20:38,613 --> 00:20:40,323 Don't cross anything out. 246 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,200 But she told you to! 247 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,911 - Well, make up your mind, damn it! - Do as she says. 248 00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:47,413 Okay, she's off! 249 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,915 I was watching. 250 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,000 - No! - I was! 251 00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:53,962 But I didn't lose it! You did! 252 00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:56,714 It was her. 253 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:08,518 Ludvík, you're driving us crazy! Stop it! 254 00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:12,438 I'll stop if you put my Růžena down. 255 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,841 You surprise me, Mother. You're so stupid! 256 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,885 You old fool! 257 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:27,972 They're stealing the stuff right under your nose! 258 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,932 Well, then. You watch! 259 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,231 Go away! Don't touch me! 260 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:42,320 Leave me alone! 261 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:50,453 Get away from there! 262 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:55,500 Don't you understand Czech? What's going on here? 263 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,460 Get away from there! 264 00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:07,804 ♪ I know a nice castle inn 265 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,390 ♪ the vineyard, brook and forest 266 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:11,849 ♪ is whispering there. 267 00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:15,853 ♪ I know a nice castle inn 268 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:19,857 ♪ now it's called Paradise. 269 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:24,195 ♪ Near Kokořín, near Kokořín 270 00:23:24,362 --> 00:23:28,324 ♪ I like to drink a bottle of wine. 271 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:32,161 ♪ Near Kokořín is Kateřina 272 00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:34,455 ♪ And Kateřina knows 273 00:23:34,664 --> 00:23:36,666 ♪ How to make love. 274 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:39,627 ♪ A quick barmaid, 275 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,879 ♪ Cleverly making her way, 276 00:23:42,255 --> 00:23:43,965 ♪ Refusing everyone, 277 00:23:44,173 --> 00:23:45,925 ♪ She knows what to do. 278 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,052 ♪ As soon as I enter, 279 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,179 ♪ She looks at me. 280 00:23:50,388 --> 00:23:52,014 ♪ The world turns around 281 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:54,016 ♪ And it's already May. 282 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:58,354 ♪ Near Kokořín, near Kokořín 283 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:02,442 ♪ I like to drink a bottle of wine 284 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:06,154 ♪ Near Kokořín is Kateřina 285 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:09,782 - ♪ And Kateřina knows... ♪ - ls that you, Cmarada? 286 00:24:11,617 --> 00:24:13,494 Cmarada! 287 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,838 Kamzík, is that you? 288 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,008 Kamzík! 289 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:30,636 Young lady, we are the contest committee 290 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,223 and we would like you to be a candidate... 291 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:38,019 ...in the election of Miss Fireman. 292 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,355 What? 293 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:47,195 Would you take part in our competition? 294 00:24:50,490 --> 00:24:54,911 - What's up, gentlemen? - Wait! ls she your girl? 295 00:24:57,330 --> 00:25:02,084 Wait! Wait! Wait! Let us explain! 296 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:05,505 - Explain what? - ls she your girl? 297 00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:09,467 We're asking her to take part... 298 00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:14,138 - Come on, explain! - We are explaining. 299 00:25:14,305 --> 00:25:17,642 - Well, explain then! - We told you twice. 300 00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:22,188 Let us explain! 301 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:27,985 - Come on! Come on! Come on! - Let me go, damn it! 302 00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:41,707 Take that you "bloody fireman", you hooligan, you! 303 00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,377 Franta, leave him alone! Come on, Franta! 304 00:25:59,517 --> 00:26:03,896 Hey Zindulka! Well I never! You're the last person I would have thought of! 305 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:06,607 - But... - Are you back from the army already? 306 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:10,152 Well, Zindulka, well I never...! 307 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:16,909 What are you doing here? 308 00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:19,245 I can't find the list 309 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:22,790 with the girls' names. 310 00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:28,713 Miss! Come out! Quick! 311 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:33,217 Come out! 312 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:37,013 Did you hear me? Come out of there! 313 00:26:46,147 --> 00:26:48,232 If I have to call someone, 314 00:26:49,317 --> 00:26:52,028 there'll be a scandal! 315 00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:54,572 Be a good girl. Come out! 316 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,031 Oh! 317 00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:40,993 You idiot, what are you doing with my bag? 318 00:27:41,077 --> 00:27:42,995 What's in there is none of your business! 319 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:47,208 And why have you pulled it out from under the table, anyway? 320 00:27:47,375 --> 00:27:50,378 Everybody steals, but you've got to look! 321 00:27:50,461 --> 00:27:52,963 You and your idiotic honesty! 322 00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:56,133 - Vršenská. - No, Vršecká! 323 00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:00,763 - She's too homely. - We dropped her. 324 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,099 - Matějíčková! - Matějíčková! 325 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:07,561 Yeah, Matějíčková! Write her down! Matějíčková. 326 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:13,109 Yes, but we've only got one girl. 327 00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:25,996 - Mark down his Růžena. - OK, I'll write her down. 328 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,836 OK, but that's only two! 329 00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:35,423 Could I please be excused for a minute? 330 00:28:35,589 --> 00:28:39,135 Now? ls it really urgent? 331 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:44,014 We were about to announce the winner of the beauty contest. 332 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,933 Yes, but... 333 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:50,104 I don't want to spoil things... 334 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,109 You can go, 335 00:28:56,152 --> 00:28:58,028 but come right back! 336 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:01,490 I'll hold on if you like... 337 00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:12,543 Attention, everybody! 338 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:16,630 We ask all the candidates selected, 339 00:29:16,756 --> 00:29:19,383 for our Miss Fireman contest 340 00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:24,054 to gather in the room behind the bar. 341 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,725 I repeat: Behind the bar. 342 00:29:53,417 --> 00:29:55,294 Come in! 343 00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:19,777 Line up there. 344 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,369 Don't worry, the others are nicer. 345 00:30:30,996 --> 00:30:35,918 Good evening, I'm the mother. I've come to have a look at you. 346 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,711 I wanted to ask you what this is all about. 347 00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:42,424 My girl told me something about a contest... 348 00:30:42,508 --> 00:30:48,347 But I think she's only a child. With no experience. She knows nothing. 349 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:50,975 So I came to see what's what. 350 00:30:52,393 --> 00:30:56,772 It's kind of you to come to see us. Are you satisfied? 351 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:59,900 If she wins, I'll be satisfied! 352 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:03,320 Don't worry, she'll be safe with us. 353 00:31:03,404 --> 00:31:06,574 It's better to make sure. 354 00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:09,034 Of course, you're the boss. 355 00:31:09,118 --> 00:31:12,705 But look at us! Are we the kind who would... 356 00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:15,708 Then I'll bring her in. 357 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:23,299 Hanna, where are you? Where have you gone? Come here, girl! 358 00:31:24,842 --> 00:31:29,805 Here she is. Skinny as a toothpick! 359 00:31:30,014 --> 00:31:32,308 Is it my fault she won't eat? 360 00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:35,936 Stand up straight! 361 00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,191 She's ready now. 362 00:31:44,111 --> 00:31:47,489 She's not moving. She's not moving. 363 00:31:50,451 --> 00:31:52,620 All right, you can go now. 364 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:57,166 I'm curious to see what's going on. 365 00:31:57,875 --> 00:32:00,586 Don't worry! She'll be all right. 366 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,173 If I stay, all of us will be all right. 367 00:32:09,178 --> 00:32:11,055 Come in! 368 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,390 Well, come in! 369 00:32:16,477 --> 00:32:18,354 Don't be scared. 370 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:23,484 Stand over there, next to the others. 371 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,994 Come in! 372 00:32:35,371 --> 00:32:37,873 Come in, come in! Don't be shy. 373 00:32:38,499 --> 00:32:40,376 Stand over there. 374 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,605 Good evening. 375 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,817 Come in. Stand there. 376 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:38,726 That's not all of them. 377 00:33:39,393 --> 00:33:40,936 We wanted eight. 378 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:44,565 Yes, yes, yes, yes... yes. 379 00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:59,496 She was scared to come in. 380 00:33:59,705 --> 00:34:01,582 I wasn't selected. 381 00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:05,919 Never mind. Stand there. Everything's OK. 382 00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,105 All right. Begin! 383 00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:29,193 Begin what? 384 00:34:30,444 --> 00:34:32,863 OK, I'll begin. I'll help you. 385 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:37,576 Come on. 386 00:34:42,164 --> 00:34:46,585 Welcome, young ladies. On behalf of the committee, 387 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:52,132 we've selected you as the most beautiful girls at our affair tonight. 388 00:34:52,299 --> 00:34:57,304 - I'm sure you're pleased, aren't you? - I wasn't selected. 389 00:34:57,471 --> 00:35:01,850 I picked her myself. Personally! 390 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:08,232 We'll show you how to act on the platform. 391 00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:10,818 Go on! 392 00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:23,372 Well? 393 00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:28,377 Girls... 394 00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:41,640 Get rid of the old lady! 395 00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:45,769 - Somebody ask her to dance! - Me? Why me? Let him do it! 396 00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:48,605 - Me again? - Don't argue! 397 00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,983 Do I have to go again? 398 00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:05,414 - Do you dance? - I'd love to, but this is so interesting! 399 00:36:05,622 --> 00:36:09,585 - Go with him! - You can't turn him down! 400 00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:24,141 Now, ladies... 401 00:36:30,314 --> 00:36:32,191 Stand at attention! 402 00:36:37,362 --> 00:36:40,741 I know all about Miss Fireman! You dirty old goats! 403 00:36:40,908 --> 00:36:43,035 March! March! 404 00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,712 At ease! 405 00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:57,591 Ladies, the girl 406 00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:01,762 who is elected Miss Fireman 407 00:37:02,304 --> 00:37:04,640 will have the honour 408 00:37:05,182 --> 00:37:10,187 of presenting this gift to our former president 409 00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:16,693 on his 86th birthday. His 86th! 410 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:20,989 Go on. 411 00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:24,701 Now, we rehearse how to go on stage, right? 412 00:37:26,620 --> 00:37:33,126 Ladies, you can't go stumbling in like a herd of... 413 00:37:39,883 --> 00:37:43,679 I mean, 500 people will be looking at you. 414 00:37:44,096 --> 00:37:49,309 We don't want them to feel 415 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:53,397 that we've picked a bunch of... Know what I mean? 416 00:37:53,563 --> 00:37:55,440 One step forward! 417 00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:01,697 Turn right! 418 00:38:03,699 --> 00:38:07,619 No, turn left! Turn left! 419 00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:13,500 Good evening, good evening! 420 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:17,921 Excuse me, but I went to get my bathing suit. 421 00:38:19,506 --> 00:38:22,092 - Your what? - My bathing suit. 422 00:38:23,093 --> 00:38:24,970 You have it with you? 423 00:38:33,186 --> 00:38:36,815 Hold it! What are you doing? 424 00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:39,568 Let her! 425 00:38:39,735 --> 00:38:43,405 - She can't undress here! - Why not? 426 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,870 Wait! Wait! 427 00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:53,790 Lock the door so that nobody can come in. 428 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,881 Go ahead! 429 00:39:25,405 --> 00:39:27,699 Did you tell her to wear it? 430 00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:38,210 Miss, who told you to wear your bathing suit? 431 00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:41,046 Nobody. 432 00:39:43,173 --> 00:39:47,302 Miss, who told you to wear your bathing suit? 433 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:57,312 Why didn't you tell them all to wear bathing suits? 434 00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,690 We never thought of it. 435 00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:08,240 Stand back a little. 436 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,410 Further... further... further. 437 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:13,787 Stop! OK. That's enough. 438 00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,748 Now, strike a pose. 439 00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:29,094 Another one? 440 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:44,025 Miss! Stand over there. 441 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,826 Now, pose like her! 442 00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:06,506 - What do you think? - The bathing suit is good. 443 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:09,176 But they should all have them! 444 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:13,305 It's another cup of tea in those bathing suits! 445 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,268 Line up! 446 00:41:23,482 --> 00:41:25,859 Now, rehearse. Go on! 447 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,029 Ladies! Attention! 448 00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:32,449 Forward, march! One... two... 449 00:41:38,121 --> 00:41:39,956 Left, left! 450 00:41:40,248 --> 00:41:42,125 Step lively! 451 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:45,170 Eyes front! 452 00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:50,050 Smile! 453 00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:52,969 One! Two! One! 454 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:58,016 Come on girls, get going! Let's go! Nicely now! 455 00:41:58,308 --> 00:42:00,602 Nice and happy. 456 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:08,235 Smile! 457 00:42:17,202 --> 00:42:19,454 Now, throw kisses! 458 00:42:23,583 --> 00:42:27,462 Let's have some kisses, damn it! 459 00:42:28,547 --> 00:42:32,592 Come on, girls, damn it. You know how to do it. 460 00:42:32,968 --> 00:42:35,011 Nice and happy! Now more! 461 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:38,056 Wait! Wait! 462 00:42:47,857 --> 00:42:49,734 Get dressed! Quickly! 463 00:42:51,361 --> 00:42:54,155 Fall in! Fall in! 464 00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:58,827 Hurry, hurry, hurry! 465 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,501 Come on! What's taking so long? 466 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:09,796 Come on! Quick! 467 00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:19,598 - Come in! - Come in! 468 00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:26,855 What's going on in there? 469 00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:40,243 - Where's the mother? - Zemanek's got her now. 470 00:43:40,327 --> 00:43:44,247 You damned fool! You damned fool! 471 00:43:44,497 --> 00:43:46,374 What did I do now? 472 00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:49,919 It's always me! 473 00:44:09,105 --> 00:44:14,361 Here at last is the long awaited event. 474 00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:18,865 We selected Miss Fireman! 475 00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:30,251 Our winner will present a beautiful gift 476 00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:34,339 to our former president. 477 00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:45,642 I ask the candidates 478 00:44:45,892 --> 00:44:49,938 to come forward to the platform. 479 00:44:50,522 --> 00:44:52,399 Music! 480 00:45:18,633 --> 00:45:21,970 I'll tell you when. 481 00:45:22,637 --> 00:45:25,390 Just don't go away! 482 00:45:27,016 --> 00:45:31,604 Will the comrade candidates please come forward now. 483 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:53,001 Where are the girls? 484 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,753 - I don't know. - Where are they? 485 00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:00,967 Well, we're waiting! 486 00:46:02,886 --> 00:46:04,554 Růžena! 487 00:46:04,721 --> 00:46:09,100 Come on, girls! Come up to the platform! 488 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:18,943 Applaud, Mother! 489 00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:26,284 It's too soon for applause 490 00:46:26,743 --> 00:46:29,454 the contest hasn't started yet! 491 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:33,041 Go on. Applaud! 492 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:36,586 You'll bow later! 493 00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,005 Come up here, don't dawdle! 494 00:46:41,299 --> 00:46:43,176 Not yet! 495 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:49,015 Not yet! 496 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:55,355 Not yet! 497 00:46:57,816 --> 00:47:00,777 - Now! Go on! - Damn it! 498 00:47:14,290 --> 00:47:17,585 Well, we're waiting! Come up, will you! 499 00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:42,735 Music! 500 00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:47,782 Keep going! Go on! 501 00:47:50,785 --> 00:47:53,788 Go on! Go on up there! 502 00:47:56,666 --> 00:47:58,001 Music, what's the matter? 503 00:47:58,209 --> 00:48:01,045 - The same thing? - Of course! 504 00:48:07,635 --> 00:48:09,512 I'm coming! 505 00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:17,020 Bartošová, I see you! 506 00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:38,958 Miss! 507 00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:47,091 Ladies! 508 00:48:47,759 --> 00:48:52,513 I wasn't chosen! I wasn't chosen! 509 00:48:52,597 --> 00:48:55,058 No matter! Come on! 510 00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:34,931 Růžena! Růžena, come back! 511 00:49:35,515 --> 00:49:37,392 Růžena, come back! 512 00:49:46,526 --> 00:49:48,403 No you don't! 513 00:49:51,864 --> 00:49:56,452 We want the beauty queen! We want the beauty queen! 514 00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:27,984 - Come out of there! Come out of there! - Are you crazy? 515 00:50:29,986 --> 00:50:31,863 Calm down! 516 00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:35,700 - Be quiet! - Why don't they go out there? 517 00:50:35,783 --> 00:50:38,036 Quiet, please! 518 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:46,627 Stop! Stop the music! 519 00:50:51,758 --> 00:50:53,634 Quiet, please! 520 00:51:00,808 --> 00:51:02,685 A fire! 521 00:51:03,895 --> 00:51:05,772 A fire! 522 00:51:12,779 --> 00:51:17,075 Pay up before you go! 523 00:51:20,328 --> 00:51:24,040 What did you have? And what did you have? 524 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:56,572 Back! Back! Back! 525 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:10,670 Back! Back! 526 00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:56,174 - No! I don't want to go outside! - Don't be afraid! 527 00:52:56,257 --> 00:52:58,885 My things are in there! 528 00:53:05,725 --> 00:53:08,186 Everybody out! 529 00:53:11,439 --> 00:53:13,691 Someone here, hold him! 530 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,777 - Hold him! - Make some room! 531 00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:20,031 Wait there, grandpa, wait! 532 00:53:20,198 --> 00:53:23,910 - Bill, please! What did you have? - A lemonade. 533 00:53:24,076 --> 00:53:25,953 Let me smell! 534 00:53:26,412 --> 00:53:29,248 Seventy cents. Next, please! 535 00:53:37,048 --> 00:53:41,552 Don't make him stand up! Sit down, grandpa! 536 00:53:42,345 --> 00:53:44,222 Slowly! Slowly! 537 00:53:49,018 --> 00:53:50,895 Move over, madam! 538 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,565 I'm hiding his house from him. 539 00:53:54,899 --> 00:53:56,901 Are you going to let him watch? 540 00:53:57,068 --> 00:53:59,987 Turn him around at least! 541 00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:02,490 Turn around, grandpa! 542 00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:09,872 Sit down, grandpa. Sit down. Slowly! 543 00:54:10,081 --> 00:54:11,958 He's still looking. 544 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,336 It's his house that's burning. 545 00:54:15,503 --> 00:54:17,713 Aren't you cold, grandpa? 546 00:54:17,964 --> 00:54:20,049 Put him close to the fire. 547 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:25,221 Get up, grandpa! Let's go a bit closer. 548 00:54:32,687 --> 00:54:35,398 Damn it, man, it's really hot here! 549 00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:39,277 Sit down then, grandpa! 550 00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,071 You won't be cold here. 551 00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:45,950 Don't look! What's the use? 552 00:54:49,787 --> 00:54:52,790 I'm borrowing your table, grandpa. 553 00:55:01,299 --> 00:55:03,801 Forget the fire, girls! Work! 554 00:55:04,468 --> 00:55:09,765 Put the beer there! Now, the glasses! Give me that brandy! 555 00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:14,478 There's no bottle opener. Bottle opener! 556 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:39,462 Wait your turn! We'll get around to everybody. 557 00:55:40,296 --> 00:55:42,506 Waiter, two beers please! 558 00:55:43,049 --> 00:55:45,760 Join the queue! Join the queue! 559 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:30,054 A drink'll warm you up, grandpa. 560 00:56:30,763 --> 00:56:34,975 Give us this day our daily bread. 561 00:56:35,518 --> 00:56:37,395 And forgive us our trespasses. 562 00:56:37,770 --> 00:56:41,482 As we forgive those who trespass against us 563 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,985 and lead us not into temptation 564 00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:48,697 but deliver us from evil. Amen. 565 00:56:54,829 --> 00:56:56,914 - Give me your helmet! - No, I won't! 566 00:56:56,997 --> 00:56:58,833 - Give it to me! - Why are you taking my helmet? 567 00:56:58,916 --> 00:57:02,545 Wear the scarf! It'll be cold in the morning. 568 00:57:02,628 --> 00:57:08,342 - I'll look like an old woman! - Well, you're an old man! 569 00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:10,970 An old man and an old woman: there's a difference, isn't there? 570 00:57:11,137 --> 00:57:17,101 - Yeah, but you're an old man! - Keep it on! It's freezing! 571 00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,770 And you're sweating. 572 00:57:20,855 --> 00:57:24,108 You'll get sick. You keep it! 573 00:57:24,984 --> 00:57:27,778 - Button up! - Thank you! Thank you! 574 00:57:28,028 --> 00:57:32,158 Make sure they come to relieve me in the morning. 575 00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:34,410 - Good night. - Good night. 576 00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:36,704 Make sure nothing's stolen. 577 00:58:07,318 --> 00:58:11,113 Thank you! Thank you very much! Anyone else? 578 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:17,161 Thank you very much! Thank you, you're so kind! 579 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:25,252 Put something in for the old man! He's lost everything! 580 00:58:25,461 --> 00:58:27,004 Thank you. 581 00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:28,672 Papa! 582 00:58:28,756 --> 00:58:30,633 Papa! 583 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,718 Papa, come on! 584 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:36,305 He's not moving, damn it! 585 00:58:36,472 --> 00:58:38,265 What's going on? 586 00:58:38,349 --> 00:58:44,271 They're collecting raffle tickets for the old man. He's lost everything. 587 00:58:44,355 --> 00:58:46,065 So what? 588 00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:48,067 We've got to stop them! 589 00:58:49,985 --> 00:58:51,612 Why? 590 00:58:51,779 --> 00:58:56,784 Because all the prizes have been stolen. Come here, will you! 591 00:58:59,453 --> 00:59:01,330 I can't let him in! 592 00:59:01,622 --> 00:59:05,626 My job is to keep out anyone who looks like a tramp. 593 00:59:06,418 --> 00:59:12,633 I can't let him walk in his underwear! Be reasonable! That's impossible! 594 00:59:13,008 --> 00:59:15,511 But he's in terrible trouble. 595 00:59:15,928 --> 00:59:19,515 I know that! Did I say he wasn't? 596 00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:23,561 But, what's the use of my standing here... 597 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:30,734 Well, I don't have to be here, then! It's completely pointless! 598 00:59:54,258 --> 00:59:56,510 Excuse me! Excuse me! 599 01:00:08,105 --> 01:00:11,400 Grandpa, I wish to thank on your behalf 600 01:00:11,984 --> 01:00:14,862 all the people gathered here. 601 01:00:15,696 --> 01:00:19,491 And you people, allow me to donate in your name 602 01:00:19,867 --> 01:00:24,622 to Mr Havelka, the proceeds of our 603 01:00:27,541 --> 01:00:31,545 - Collection. - Yes, of course, our collection. 604 01:00:31,837 --> 01:00:34,298 What I mean is that 605 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:39,511 the collection itself is the result of our... 606 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,764 Goodwill. 607 01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:45,809 Goodwill, of course, but also of our... 608 01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:51,148 The word's on the tip of my tongue! I can't think... Our... 609 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:52,983 Kindness? 610 01:00:53,067 --> 01:00:57,279 Yes of course, kindness too. Kindness, charity. 611 01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:00,157 That's not exactly it, either. 612 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:02,743 Our comradely feeling. That's what he means! 613 01:01:02,910 --> 01:01:06,789 Of our solidarity. That's the right word. 614 01:01:07,498 --> 01:01:12,670 Allow me to offer to Mr Havelka 615 01:01:13,379 --> 01:01:16,465 this moving token of our solidarity, 616 01:01:16,757 --> 01:01:20,928 of our sympathy with his tragic misfortune. 617 01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:38,195 But this isn't money! 618 01:01:39,405 --> 01:01:41,407 It's just bits of paper! 619 01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:44,910 Of course. They're raffle tickets. 620 01:01:45,661 --> 01:01:49,540 You can win beautiful prizes with them. 621 01:01:49,873 --> 01:01:54,002 I need money. That's no good to me. 622 01:01:54,461 --> 01:01:56,338 I need money! 623 01:01:57,131 --> 01:01:59,758 But it's the same thing! 624 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:04,179 Just a minute, we'll do the necessary. 625 01:02:05,597 --> 01:02:07,474 Quiet, please! 626 01:02:10,561 --> 01:02:13,814 Your attention, please! 627 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:18,652 I must report an unfortunate incident. 628 01:02:18,777 --> 01:02:23,198 I don't want to dwell on this and I don't want to turn this into a scandal. 629 01:02:23,365 --> 01:02:27,453 Several of the raffle prizes have disappeared. 630 01:02:27,619 --> 01:02:29,538 And we can't draw lots. 631 01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:33,542 So we'll put the lights out 632 01:02:34,668 --> 01:02:37,504 and in the darkness 633 01:02:37,671 --> 01:02:40,758 those who took the prizes will put them back. 634 01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:43,886 No, no! Not yet! 635 01:02:44,136 --> 01:02:47,139 I'm still talking. Lights, please! 636 01:02:47,473 --> 01:02:50,184 Not yet! Turn the lights back on! 637 01:03:03,030 --> 01:03:05,783 There seems to be some misunderstanding! 638 01:03:05,866 --> 01:03:08,452 There seem to be some jokers here! 639 01:03:08,535 --> 01:03:11,371 I distinctly said 640 01:03:11,497 --> 01:03:14,166 that those who took, 641 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:19,296 should put back, not the other way round! 642 01:03:21,799 --> 01:03:23,801 Now, let's try again! 643 01:03:24,426 --> 01:03:26,303 Lights out! 644 01:03:58,460 --> 01:04:00,420 Put something under his head. 645 01:04:00,587 --> 01:04:05,509 Careful, careful, boys! Be careful! A bit more... a bit more... 646 01:04:06,301 --> 01:04:08,387 Wait! Lift him! Lift him! 647 01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:17,729 - There, now! Calm down. - Good. Well done, boys! 648 01:04:17,896 --> 01:04:20,732 - You old goat, you idiot! - Leave him alone! 649 01:04:20,816 --> 01:04:23,110 Why did you have to put it back? 650 01:04:23,277 --> 01:04:26,280 Why did that idiot try to put it back? 651 01:04:27,906 --> 01:04:30,367 He shouldn't have put it back! 652 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:33,412 It's going to be such a scandal that he put it back! 653 01:04:33,495 --> 01:04:36,665 Now, they'll think we're the ones who stole! 654 01:04:36,832 --> 01:04:39,585 Don't get worked up. Let him rest awhile. 655 01:04:39,751 --> 01:04:43,881 What do you mean, rest? He's an idiot, he shouldn't have put it back! 656 01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:47,843 OK, he shouldn't have put it back, but he put it back. We'll work it out! 657 01:04:48,010 --> 01:04:51,263 - Let him rest, that's all! - How are we going to work this out? 658 01:04:51,430 --> 01:04:54,266 We'll just have to work it out! But not like this, I'm guessing? 659 01:04:54,433 --> 01:04:58,186 - You're not going to solve the scandal! - What scandal? 660 01:04:58,353 --> 01:05:00,689 It's a disgrace for the whole brigade! 661 01:05:00,772 --> 01:05:03,108 - Don't argue! - It's hopeless! 662 01:05:03,275 --> 01:05:06,612 Stop arguing! I'll tell you something. 663 01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:10,657 If you were in his position as an honest man 664 01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:14,077 you too would have put it back! 665 01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:20,584 I would never have put it back! You remember that! 666 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:26,423 The prestige of the brigade is more important than my honesty! 667 01:05:28,133 --> 01:05:30,344 Our reputation depends on 668 01:05:31,470 --> 01:05:35,557 how we're going to settle this raffle business. 669 01:05:37,059 --> 01:05:41,313 Settle what? It's obvious, isn't it? 670 01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:45,192 To you everything's always obvious! 671 01:05:45,275 --> 01:05:49,196 The prizes were stolen. That much is obvious. 672 01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:52,282 Boys, let's face the facts. 673 01:05:52,824 --> 01:05:56,828 Those who stole the prizes don't expect to win them. 674 01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:58,580 Don't talk like that, Josef! 675 01:05:58,747 --> 01:06:03,669 What about the ticketholders who didn't steal anything? 676 01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:07,464 That's their problem! They should have stolen too! 677 01:06:07,547 --> 01:06:10,676 Whoever didn't steal anything is out of luck! 678 01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:13,637 Wait! Don't joke about this, please. 679 01:06:13,804 --> 01:06:16,306 This is about something else. 680 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:22,229 How about those who stole without buying any tickets? 681 01:06:22,688 --> 01:06:25,816 They're really crooks! That's not really possible, is it? 682 01:06:25,983 --> 01:06:27,859 We can check. 683 01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:30,445 How are you going to find out? 684 01:06:31,113 --> 01:06:32,698 You can't! 685 01:06:32,781 --> 01:06:34,658 Wait, boys! 686 01:06:35,659 --> 01:06:41,623 We have to assume that every one of us has bought a ticket. 687 01:06:42,833 --> 01:06:46,670 A crook without a ticket? That's too much. 688 01:06:47,713 --> 01:06:51,008 Well, at least we know where we stand. 689 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,848 Well then, let's try to get out of this... 690 01:06:58,015 --> 01:06:59,933 The people are waiting. 691 01:07:00,892 --> 01:07:02,769 What do we tell them? 692 01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:05,689 You want to explain everything! 693 01:07:06,148 --> 01:07:10,277 What are you going to tell them? Just like Jesus Christ! 694 01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:13,488 Always explaining something to someone... 695 01:07:13,572 --> 01:07:16,950 The raffle prizes were stolen. 696 01:07:17,200 --> 01:07:19,411 Everyone was at the scene. 697 01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:24,249 They're all under suspicion. So, they'd better shut up! 698 01:07:24,416 --> 01:07:27,919 The fact is that anyone might have done it. 699 01:07:28,170 --> 01:07:30,505 That's not true. That's not true. 700 01:07:30,589 --> 01:07:34,509 - But there's something in that. - He's right. 701 01:07:35,385 --> 01:07:37,262 It's not true. 702 01:07:38,889 --> 01:07:41,141 Now, we've got to go and tell them! 703 01:07:41,308 --> 01:07:43,185 Yes, but what? 704 01:07:44,102 --> 01:07:46,021 That they're all suspects! 705 01:07:46,188 --> 01:07:49,357 Boys, I don't know about you... 706 01:07:49,858 --> 01:07:54,237 I could tell them myself it's nothing. 707 01:07:55,030 --> 01:07:56,823 But I think it's pointless. 708 01:07:56,990 --> 01:07:59,326 Well, I don't know about pointless. 709 01:07:59,493 --> 01:08:04,122 Look, those who did it know themselves that if the stuff is stolen 710 01:08:04,206 --> 01:08:05,791 they can't expect to win. 711 01:08:05,874 --> 01:08:10,587 And they also know darn well that they're all suspects. 712 01:08:11,129 --> 01:08:14,174 They're not so stupid. 713 01:08:14,674 --> 01:08:18,136 We mustn't underestimate people, gentlemen! 714 01:08:18,220 --> 01:08:22,015 That's right, mustn't underestimate! We've got to trust them! 715 01:08:22,182 --> 01:08:25,143 That's right, mustn't underestimate, and have faith in them. 716 01:08:25,310 --> 01:08:28,146 We'd be better off with five fires... But no! 717 01:08:28,313 --> 01:08:33,401 - He had to put the headcheese back... - OK, forget about that. 718 01:08:33,568 --> 01:08:35,112 Quiet! 719 01:08:35,195 --> 01:08:37,072 Wait a minute! 720 01:08:42,035 --> 01:08:43,912 Quiet! 721 01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:58,510 Somebody go and see what's happening out there. 722 01:10:16,588 --> 01:10:21,676 Beloved President, please excuse this unfortunate delay. 723 01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:25,847 You know how it is after a fire... 724 01:10:26,348 --> 01:10:29,392 Anyway, now we can be more intimate, more sincere. 725 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:31,394 - Isn't that right, boys? - Right. 726 01:10:31,561 --> 01:10:34,356 Beloved President, allow me to present you 727 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:38,360 with this modest gift in the name of our brigade. Please accept this gift. 728 01:10:38,443 --> 01:10:41,947 Dear friends and colleagues. My sincerest thanks 729 01:10:42,113 --> 01:10:51,248 to the fire brigade of which I am now honorary President. 730 01:10:51,498 --> 01:10:55,043 There are no words to express my joy 731 01:10:55,335 --> 01:11:00,757 and gratitude for this beautiful present 732 01:11:01,383 --> 01:11:06,638 and this tribute in the twilight years of my life. 733 01:11:07,347 --> 01:11:12,352 Again, I thank you for the precious assistance you often gave me 734 01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:17,190 in the performance of my duties and various tasks. 735 01:11:17,983 --> 01:11:24,281 You have afforded me a high distinction 736 01:11:24,698 --> 01:11:29,619 by presenting me with this valuable gift. 737 01:13:02,170 --> 01:13:05,799 THE END 49028

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