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I always forget stuff when I walk
out the door.
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If any of my ex-boyfriends had picked
up on that
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perhaps things would have turned
out differently...
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but probably not.
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Zach was my first serious boyfriend
and I was madly in love.
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I thought he was the best.
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You're the best!
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You're the best!
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Apparently so did my best
friend Stephanie.
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Baby!
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I know this looks bad.
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As well as Liz.
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You're home early.
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Evan was my rebound guy.
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But of course. I feel in love again
because he seemed so perfect.
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But... he was perfect for Steven
and Smiley Pete as well.
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No no no no...
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And Phil was my rebound of the rebound.
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Bad!
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You bad baby!
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Uh...
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That's when I decided to move
to Los Angeles.
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What better city to replace
perfect boyfriends,
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long term commitment... and heartache,
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with short term happiness
and superficiality...
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At least it seemed like a good idea
at the time.
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Well, fast forward a few years.
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I forgot to introduce myself.
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I'm Dale.
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That's me a few years later.
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Sucking face with my kinda
sorta boyfriend JP.
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He's a fashion photographer.
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Remember that cover of Charlize
in the green evening gown?
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JP took that.
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God I'm already name dropping...
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That's so lame.
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Baby, give me your foot.
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My foot?
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You ever had your toe suck before?
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No, J. P... I...
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Ok...
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Delicious...
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What, no good experience?
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Bye baby.
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I love this song uh.
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It reminds me of being in Rome.
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I wonder if toe sucking is big in Rome?
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Baby you want a beer?
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The six pack no?
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Baby, we have good energy.
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We have a good energy me and you no?
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Yes.
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Come here...
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Come dance with Papi.
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Me and JP have been together on
and off for about six months.
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It's going pretty good but
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sometimes I get the feeling
I'm not the only girl JP's seeing.
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Oh, JP...
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Ahhhh no no...
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Are you still there?
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Just stay here.
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Who is that JP?
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Ah, computer is broken
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Is crazy joke ha ha... No...
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Come out where ever you are.
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I only have eyes for you.
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Hey JP!
Let's do that thing with the toes again.
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Call me if you want to rendezvous.
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Hey... - Bye.
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OK baby is no big deal
is my massage therapist. OK?
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That's a reasonable explanation... right?
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JP...
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JP...
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No more mozzarella mama...
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Since I moved to LA I haven't really
had a substantial boyfriend.
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I seem to gravitate towards casual
relationships of convenience.
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Sometimes though I do wish
for something more meaningful.
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In Los Angeles most people feel like
they've never actually arrived.
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There's always this chase
for something bigger and better.
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Consequently no one puts down roots.
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No one settles down.
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It's like living in this state
of perpetual vagrancy.
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I want some roots...
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at least I think I do.
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Oh my God did you...
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did you hear?
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Maybe.
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2012, there is this huge planet
that is going to crash into earth
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and kill... everyone!
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Oh you mean like the movie?
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No, I don't mean like the movie.
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This is real Dale!
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The movie is based on the facts.
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The planet... is called Nadie!
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I don't know how he got his name
and why it isn't six or eight, but
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Seven is my colleague... roommate...
and closest confidant.
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And I don't think I'm outing him
by saying
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Seven won't be taking any girls home.
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It's all over the internet
I'm obsessed with it.
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I can't stop reading.
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It's kind of scary don't you think?
I mean the end of the world Dale.
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I don't know if I can sleep tonight?
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Bowie... you wanna snuggle with me?
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Huh? Come here.
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I'm taking your dog.
Hey...
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And you just left?
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Yup.
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So it's over?
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I don't know.
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She says that every time
and then she goes back to him.
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Well maybe I'm just being paranoid?
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It was time for the bi-monthly...
breakup post modern.
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Who said what...
did I handle it well etc.
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Can I ask you something JP?
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What baby?
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Come back to bed.
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How many girls are you sleeping with?
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Baby why you so drama?
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So what?
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So drama.
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I mean why would he hang out
with me for six months,
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and text and call... everyday?
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Last night I was trying to make
this really good point.
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We just had sex JP.
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It's good.
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I just had your penis inside of me.
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But that sounded...
a lot better in my head.
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Ouch... - Sorry.
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Last week bird crap this week balls
in her face.
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Ah it's typical.
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Is it true he has a monster schlong?
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I don't know where she gets
her information.
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But that's absolutely true.
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Ok I don't understand the deal
about big dicks
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I mean they just hurt.
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I mean not that I've ever
really experienced one.
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Becca and Hallie are my
two best girlfriends.
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They're always game to listen to my
problems and dispense useful commentary.
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Toe suckers freak me out.
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I heard that he photographed Charlize
is that true?
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I mean I love her
she's like one of my favorite.
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Top five for sure.
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Maybe I'm just being jealous?
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Ok how do you spell his last name?
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Becca what are...
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tell me you're not looking him up
on the internet?
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I personally think your dog is your
biggest issue in your dating life.
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What?
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Question, where does Bowie sleep?
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He sleeps in my bed.
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Ok but if a guy...
sleeps over where does Bowie go?
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Um, I guess he just stays in my bed.
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Wait what about fleas?
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More importantly what about sniffing?
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Don't dogs sniff?
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Bowie stop it.
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Bowie...
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Ok, Ok you have a point.
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Dating in general...
is difficult enough Dale.
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Uh oh...
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What?
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Oh no...
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Becca what?
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Ok you know that German supermodel?
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Natasha Franks.
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Yeah JP shoots her all the time.
What about her?
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Ok I just read this it was on CMZ.
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So "Natasha Franks, German supermodel.
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Recently has confirmed reports
that she is Three months pregnant.
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Sources confirm that celebrity...
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fashion photographer JP Gio.
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Whatever his name is...
is the father.
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JP is well known as a Los Angeles savant
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and has been linked to several
Hollywood socialites.
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Stay tuned... as the story develops."
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I'm done.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm done dating men in this city.
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So tired of being the nice girl
that always get burnt.
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Wait, wait... I mean this guy's a jerk.
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No I...
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Hey, Dale.
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Hey.
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Hi.
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Zach.
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You look, you look fantastic.
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Oh, thanks I... I cut my bangs.
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It suits you very much.
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I knew ZACH before he was a rock star.
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He was the lead singer of
this cool garage band.
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Now he's got four Grammys,
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and he's a shoe in for the Rock
and Roll Hall of Fame.
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But to me...
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he'll all ways be good old Zach.
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Wow, long time no see.
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Ah, this is my friend Hallie.
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And Becca...
I think you've met Becca before.
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Yes, I've met Becca before.
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It's good to see you.
Hi nice to meet you.
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You too.
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Wow... How are you?
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I'm sorry I was actually just
about to take off.
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Aw well that's too bad, well listen my
tour got pushed back a month or so...
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so I'm going to be around.
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Oh, and hey listen tomorrow night
my band
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and I are doing a little set
at the Hotel Cafe if you guys...
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want to come by that would be great.
Yeah, sure.
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I love your music.
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Thank you.
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Ok maybe, maybe we will.
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Well, just email me the address and...
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Yeah.
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Oh...
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Ah, I think the Pap's have found you
and um...
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your girlfriend's kind of looking
a little Ionely.
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No pictures.
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Oh, that's actually not my girlfriend
it's just a girl who's my friend.
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Oh right, um hum.
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Hey, Cece this is my friend Dale.
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Hi. - Hey, nice to meet you.
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I'm just going to get my stuff.
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Ok, we will...
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Don't forget to email me.
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Don't forget to come.
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So you guys all went to Catholic
boarding school together?
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OK I can't imagine that.
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We've known each other since
we were fifteen.
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And I'm actually the oldest.
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It's pretty safe to say that
Jill's obsession with aging
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and getting married in due time
started back in Catholic school
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and specifically our first communion.
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We got to walk down the isle
like mini brides to be.
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Comparing prettiest dresses...
and fanciest bows.
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This is where Jill got programmed
to plan for the next time...
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she would walk down the aisle...
dressed in white.
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You are getting married
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A little toy here or there
never hurt anyone.
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Plus it comes with a carrying case.
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Oh!
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That is such an inappropriate gift.
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What you're saying you don't masturbate?
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No personally I don't masturbate.
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I find it to be a little bit... un-holy.
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Wouldn't you agree?
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Jillian thank you I love this!
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Dale have you talked to JP?
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No.
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I mean he called twice but...
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Hey, I heard you saw Zach.
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Oh yeah.
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I saw his video on TV the other day
he looks so good.
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Did you guys make plans to hang out?
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No we just caught up for a second.
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He was with a girlfriend.
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Hmmm...
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Ok what is up?
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What?
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You look like either have to pee
or you're about to explode with gossip.
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Do I? - Which is it?
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Ok I already told Becca
but since you asked... girls...
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Jill you can just tell me later.
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Stacy I'm so sorry...
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I don't mean to spoil your
special little moment.
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But I have a huge announcement to make...
265
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I'm getting married!
266
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,921
Isn't it gorgeous?
267
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:17,323
Do you love it?
268
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,797
It was the most amazing night you guys.
269
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,958
I don't want to just be
your girlfriend anymore!
270
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:27,129
It's not that I don't... love you...
It's not fair, I can' take this limbo!
271
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,741
I know...
You either marry me or you leave me!
272
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,869
It was the most romantic night
of my life.
273
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:36,774
What can I say, he's the best.
274
00:13:41,887 --> 00:13:44,014
You've got to be kidding me!
275
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:48,457
Drew, I'm sorry but he was hitting
on me less than two months ago.
276
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,029
Ok... he wasn't hitting on you, Hallie.
277
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,893
He was flirting with you.
278
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:55,466
Guys are allowed to flirt,
it's a human condition.
279
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,125
It's natural.
280
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:57,964
You think everyone is flirting with you.
281
00:13:58,103 --> 00:14:01,095
I don't know I just think it's weird
if a guy is ultra flirtatious...
282
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,038
and in a committed relationship.
283
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:06,168
And not to mention that he's
in the business.
284
00:14:06,245 --> 00:14:09,339
Men in the entertainment industry
are instinctively douche bags.
285
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,915
No? No I like Drew.
286
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,176
I don't think he's a douche bag.
287
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:14,981
Well... Who came up with the term
douche bag anyway?
288
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,043
It's kind of disgusting.
289
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,783
Jill wants to get married just to get
married because she thinks it's time.
290
00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:22,656
Hallie you couldn't even possibly relate
to Jill.
291
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:23,820
And why is that?
292
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,890
Because you're rich.
293
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,727
I mean... seriously.
294
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,801
Everything is handed to you
and you can buy whatever you want
295
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,496
so just buy a boyfriend.
296
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:34,394
What?
297
00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:37,168
Are you acting right now
because this is hilarious.
298
00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,077
I just want a rich boyfriend
to take care of me.
299
00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,510
Did she really just say that?
300
00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:42,547
Did Jill tell you guys...
301
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,550
That she didn't get picked up for
another season of "Babes and Barflies"?
302
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,416
Her agent told her it's because
she's too old and too fat.
303
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,848
That's not funny.
304
00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,916
Seriously!
I was at a call back like two days ago
305
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:59,494
and the producer told my agent that
my butt looked big in a bikini.
306
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,055
There are specific trigger words
307
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,896
that cause me to temporarily tune
out of a conversation.
308
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,936
And Becca just...
just triggered three of them.
309
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:06,696
Producer...
310
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:07,238
Call back...
311
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,032
Agent...
312
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,541
It makes me space out
for like 30 seconds.
313
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,042
And its OK as long as I return back
in time
314
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:17,582
to assure Becca her but is perfect.
315
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:19,650
That is crazy Becca... you're perfect.
316
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:20,548
Don't listen to that.
317
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:23,213
Exactly. Douche bags.
318
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,587
As bad as they sound
it's not like my friends...
319
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,387
or the people of Los Angeles are
320
00:15:27,459 --> 00:15:30,587
any more narcissistic
than the rest of the world.
321
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:34,130
It's just that...
no one cares to hide it at all.
322
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,996
Do you know how many married men hit
on me in a week?
323
00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:38,069
No tell us.
324
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,605
I don't really know the exact number
but it's figgin high.
325
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:42,673
At least this is what I tell myself.
326
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,538
Come on guys let's go.
327
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:48,876
All I know for certain is that dating
in this city sucks and I'm dying.
328
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:49,744
Thank you.
329
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:51,577
I'm serious, I'm done.
330
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,619
You guys don't hate me
but I might pass on going out tonight.
331
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:57,244
What? No, no you are going.
332
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:01,258
You just got out of a crappy
relationship and you are single.
333
00:16:01,327 --> 00:16:03,022
Plus you our designated driver.
334
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,096
Thanks a lot for the guilt.
335
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:12,995
Going out in LA isn't quite like
it is in any other city.
336
00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:14,936
Because of the whole who's who factor...
337
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,473
that this place evolves around.
338
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:19,634
So unless you're an A List
B List or C List celebrity...
339
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,441
work in the A List... arena
340
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:25,038
or you're a friend of the club Jonathan
slash door Nazi then...
341
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,277
yeah it's pretty much impossible
to get in.
342
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,048
Bottom line there are three major
questions in Hollywood.
343
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,918
Who are you? What do you do?
344
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:33,821
And who are your friends?
345
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,404
If you are not on the list leave.
346
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,801
Oh, honey not in my club.
347
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,002
Natural hair colors only.
348
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:54,204
Anthony!
349
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,373
Oh, hi. Of course come on in.
350
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,314
Great, Jonathan's working the door.
351
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,682
Sorry, ladies, we're full.
352
00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,085
Seven really?
353
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,883
You want in my club?
354
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,221
I texted you three times last three
three times!
355
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,884
Is your phone broken? Or your thumbs?
356
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,986
Ok look, we're on the list.
357
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:13,861
Here you see that?
358
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,331
Let them in.
359
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,062
You tot's owe me Seven.
360
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,036
Nice natural looking good.
361
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:23,973
Ah uh Brett Michaels is waiting
down over there and you darling
362
00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:25,566
Sunset Strip is that way.
363
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,986
Dude. This chick has the biggest
tits you've ever seen.
364
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:42,026
Hey, Jamie did her
and said she was wild in bed.
365
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,722
Jamie, bro you don't want his sloppy
second are you kidding me?
366
00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:46,592
They call him herp for a reason.
367
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:48,256
Hey, check out the old dude
and the cougar.
368
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,563
Sweetheart I'm sorry there's been some
kind of misunderstanding there you go.
369
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,796
Tom how many times do I have to tell you
370
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,739
I only date girls 25 and younger.
371
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,672
I'm sorry...
372
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,880
Oh my God is that David Spade
over there?
373
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,279
He's hot.
374
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,212
God this town is so disgusting.
375
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:09,754
Oh my God, check this guy out.
376
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,722
That's the producer I met
the other night.
377
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,884
He is so hot and well connected...
378
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,293
oh. Out or my way...
379
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:21,761
Uh oh...
380
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,734
Don't look over there.
381
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,702
Oh you've got to be kidding me.
382
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:33,070
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
383
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,078
I'm just...
384
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:39,179
Skank!
385
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,718
Dale, Baby. What you do here?
386
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,585
Wow let me guess... Baby's mama?
387
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,584
Did you just call me a baby?
388
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:49,092
Baby she didn't just call me a baby
now did she?
389
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:49,718
What?
390
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,456
Don't screw with me slut!
391
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:52,928
Excuse me?
392
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,522
You don't know her do you JP?
393
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,466
Yeah baby. This is Dale.
394
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,438
Not anymore you don't.
395
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,402
Bye bye.
396
00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:13,878
This is my first bitch slap but seeing
the look on her Botoxed face.
397
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,077
You deserve him!
398
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,951
Totally makes it worth it,
399
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:18,955
I like!
400
00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,558
And he's going to put me
in his next movie.
401
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,424
But isn't he kind of old?
402
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,089
Aren't you going to have to you know...
403
00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:28,894
Do him? Probably.
404
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:29,899
Oh God!
405
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,368
If I have to stand here
and listen to this bimbo yap
406
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:35,235
about the blowjob she'll have to give
to get a movie part.
407
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,773
I'll pee in my pants.
408
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,775
Um excuse me...
409
00:19:39,444 --> 00:19:41,139
We're in line.
410
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,208
Um, actually you're at the mirror
411
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:46,375
which doesn't really constitute
the line.
412
00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:51,551
Well just go... fine.
413
00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:57,126
Ewwww! And ik on you!
414
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:08,062
I'll give you my number and then you know
maybe we can hang out sometime?
415
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,071
You gonna give me your number?
416
00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:09,572
Yeah. Sure.
417
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,197
I'm down.
418
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,242
Totally cool.
419
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,207
We can just bypass the whole
little coffee thing.
420
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:16,611
Yeah right. Kind of awkward
yeah... I know.
421
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:19,575
Wash?
422
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,152
Hola!
423
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:24,686
Wash?
424
00:20:24,756 --> 00:20:27,247
No I didn't pee on my hands.
425
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,824
Yo mama.
426
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,195
Hey did you see ZACH?
427
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,563
He's over there in the corner booth.
428
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,726
Ah no I didn't see him.
429
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:38,063
Did you see JP?
430
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,262
Yep. I saw him.
431
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:41,736
He looks really hot tonight.
432
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,205
Did you talk to him?
433
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:44,909
Did you just say he looks hot?
434
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:48,706
Sorry it was really tacky. Wasn't it?
435
00:20:49,047 --> 00:20:51,106
So what's the deal with you and ZACH?
436
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,740
Have you guys ever hooked up before?
437
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,181
ZACH? - Yep.
438
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,086
Um, no not really.
439
00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,052
Seriously?
440
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,216
Yeah seriously, why are you asking?
441
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,886
I just can't believe you've never
hooked up with him before.
442
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:06,260
No I mean we've hung out a lot but...
nope.
443
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:07,389
Well if you were telling me
444
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:09,525
you were just going to leave him
to the uneducated models in LA
445
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,126
then I am going to have
to jump his bones.
446
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,465
For both of us.
447
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:19,736
So are you an actress?
448
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,438
No no not really.
449
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,445
I thought I was for a minute but.
450
00:21:23,582 --> 00:21:24,981
Turns out it's not for me.
451
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,142
Way too much self-analyzing.
452
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,250
So what do you do now?
453
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:30,754
I design jewelry.
454
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,289
These are mine.
455
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,358
They're very nice. - Thanks.
456
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:36,359
Did you hear?
457
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:36,927
Hear what?
458
00:21:36,995 --> 00:21:40,431
Zaps magazine just named you number one
in their Hottest Man Alive issue.
459
00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,032
Yes! Can I...
460
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,431
Oh, come on are you kidding?
461
00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:46,002
I mean come on Cece, it's Zaps magazine.
462
00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:47,662
Yeah. - It's not exactly...
463
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:49,929
Wait you're leaving?
464
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,805
Yeah where's Becca?
465
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:54,035
She's with the producer.
466
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:57,606
Make sure she gets home OK.
467
00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:01,049
Ok! Bye... mwa.
468
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,523
Hang on excuse me for one second.
469
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:09,958
Hey, Dale...
470
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,393
Hey Dale.
471
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:12,861
Hey... hey Dale.
472
00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:15,125
Look it's ZACH!
473
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:20,664
Come on let's go inside for a minute.
474
00:22:20,739 --> 00:22:21,296
It's crazy.
475
00:22:21,406 --> 00:22:25,137
Yeah it's... it doesn't make
any sense to me sometimes.
476
00:22:25,277 --> 00:22:27,074
Listen I didn't get a chance
to talk to you
477
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,737
I wanted to see if you wanted to go
to dinner next week?
478
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,282
Um I can't.
479
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:34,276
I didn't even give you a day.
480
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:37,082
Well I know I'm sorry I'm just...
481
00:22:37,222 --> 00:22:38,951
I'm slammed right now.
482
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:42,857
Working this retarded dating
reality show.
483
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:44,554
OK.
484
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:47,062
Well I mean look if you're not too busy
485
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,724
then maybe you can make it by my show
at the label next week.
486
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,358
We can hang out after that?
487
00:22:51,436 --> 00:22:53,063
Yeah... cuz -Yeah...
488
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,174
You didn't exactly make that show you
promised you'd come to the other night.
489
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,005
Oh I'm sorry.
490
00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:00,840
It's Ok. - I totally forgot.
491
00:23:00,912 --> 00:23:02,880
Hey you know what next week though
for sure.
492
00:23:02,981 --> 00:23:07,418
Ok good, because you had me
a little bit worried there.
493
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:10,419
You know? It's not like you to just
drop off the grid like that.
494
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,580
You're my LA comfort food. You know?
495
00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,249
I need to see you every so often.
496
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:18,329
LA comfort food... I like that.
497
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:22,894
I'm sorry it's just been one
of those months.
498
00:23:23,001 --> 00:23:26,061
You know that photographer JP and I...
499
00:23:26,138 --> 00:23:26,604
Right.
500
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:29,229
We were sort of dating on and off
501
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:32,207
then I found out that he got this
super model pregnant.
502
00:23:32,277 --> 00:23:35,906
I didn't even want to come out tonight
and I ran into them.
503
00:23:36,047 --> 00:23:40,882
And I just, I don't know I just can't
hit the Hollywood scene anymore.
504
00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,943
It's just... not for me.
505
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,919
Wow I didn't even know you
were dating anyone.
506
00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:46,887
I thought you were...
I thought you were single.
507
00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,085
Well slightly single.
508
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:52,256
I mean it was never anything
fully committed.
509
00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:57,060
Well breakups are always pretty tough.
510
00:23:57,636 --> 00:23:59,695
I just don't get this town?
511
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:03,400
Everyone is always on the search
for the bigger, better deal.
512
00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:04,237
It's just...
513
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,503
Yeah but you know it's all
about hype right?
514
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:08,841
I mean at the end of the day
that's all it is, is hype.
515
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:13,077
Well yeah but it's different
when you're famous.
516
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:16,246
You're part of the something better
that people are searching for.
517
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:20,051
I am the exact same person
that I've always been.
518
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:22,252
I'm not in this business for the hype.
519
00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:23,794
Hey ZACH!
520
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:24,953
Come here.
521
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:32,433
Am I going to be on the cover of
a tabloid as your newest squeeze?
522
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,438
I think I can handle that.
523
00:24:38,944 --> 00:24:39,638
I'm so sorry.
524
00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:42,212
It's Ok I like a good head butt...
that was...
525
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,215
I was, meant to kiss your cheek and...
526
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,842
I am such an idiot.
527
00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:50,416
He was clearly going for the lips.
528
00:24:51,356 --> 00:24:52,550
OK well have a good night.
529
00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:54,818
Thanks bye. - Bye.
530
00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:02,223
Seven and I work at a production company
531
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,098
That cranks crappy reality shows.
532
00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,864
Our job is to find and cast
533
00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:09,440
The quote, unquote talent.
534
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:11,101
Such as it is.
535
00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,110
So just be natural and forget that
the camera's even here.
536
00:25:14,212 --> 00:25:17,841
Well I'm very comfortable in front
of a camera.
537
00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,111
So why don't you tell me how you
and Burt met?
538
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:22,210
I'm sure that's a great story.
539
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,049
We met on the internet.
540
00:25:24,155 --> 00:25:25,144
Now take these two.
541
00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:29,125
There here for a spot on the upcoming
show "Geezer Town."
542
00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:33,053
Some people will say or do just about
anything to be on TV.
543
00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:36,725
A blue pill a day makes your lady
want to stay.
544
00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:38,894
Oh yeah!
545
00:25:40,572 --> 00:25:41,402
Hey Dale
546
00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:43,337
Ohhh...
547
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:44,705
Seven
548
00:25:44,809 --> 00:25:46,242
There's a call for you on line two.
549
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:47,470
Oh. Really?
550
00:25:47,579 --> 00:25:50,912
Um... I will be back in just
a second.
551
00:25:56,021 --> 00:25:56,919
This is Dale Squire.
552
00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:00,014
It's Becca
553
00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:03,151
Can you come pick me up please?
Yeah, what's wrong?
554
00:26:03,762 --> 00:26:07,755
I'm on Doheny and Sunset, make a left.
555
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,197
Ok, I'll be there in two seconds.
556
00:26:13,605 --> 00:26:14,731
You don't want to leave this in there.
557
00:26:14,873 --> 00:26:18,070
That was Becca, she was crying.
558
00:26:18,209 --> 00:26:19,073
I don't know I've got to go pick her up.
559
00:26:19,210 --> 00:26:20,700
I'll be back in twenty minutes.
560
00:26:20,779 --> 00:26:22,076
Can you cover for me?
561
00:26:22,180 --> 00:26:24,580
With the phone sexing
cyber spacing eighty year old couple?
562
00:26:24,649 --> 00:26:26,742
Yes. Please they're kind of scaring me.
563
00:26:26,851 --> 00:26:28,079
Yeah, yeah, yeah go.
564
00:26:28,186 --> 00:26:29,414
Thank you.
565
00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:37,121
Three, two, one...
566
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:39,059
Oh, keys.
567
00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:40,589
Thank you.
568
00:26:46,204 --> 00:26:47,398
Hey.
569
00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:51,601
What happened?
570
00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:53,540
Becca what happened?
571
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,479
What's wrong? What happened?
572
00:26:57,816 --> 00:27:00,080
You have got to be kidding me.
573
00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:01,685
I just don't understand.
574
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:03,583
I mean you got a boot six months ago
575
00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:05,815
how can someone get a boot on their car
twice in less than a year?
576
00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:10,793
Every Monday I have to get up
and move my car before 9AM.
577
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:12,453
9AM...
578
00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:14,224
And...
579
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,597
Sometimes I forget Ok?
580
00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:21,170
On days like this it's really helpful
to remember that Becca donates blood...
581
00:27:21,272 --> 00:27:24,833
rescues puppies and volunteers
at the local soup kitchen.
582
00:27:25,276 --> 00:27:26,265
How much?
583
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:27,777
Nine hundred and eighty dollars.
584
00:27:27,912 --> 00:27:29,675
Nine hundred and eighty dollars?
585
00:27:29,781 --> 00:27:31,146
Yes.
586
00:27:31,349 --> 00:27:33,374
It's Ok, you know what
we'll get the money.
587
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:56,603
Love is alive, you act
like a newborn child.
588
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,639
Love is war
589
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,712
Broken and running wild.
590
00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:13,390
Love is a thief and stealing
your heart tonight.
591
00:28:17,829 --> 00:28:25,065
And you give it to me,
giving me all of you.
592
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:28,695
Your all I see...
593
00:28:28,773 --> 00:28:33,301
You're all I want it to be.
594
00:28:34,512 --> 00:28:36,173
I love you.
595
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,377
Wow, he is good.
596
00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:42,647
I know, right?
597
00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:44,551
He looks so different.
598
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:46,681
I don't think he's as clean
as he used to be.
599
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:47,747
Clean?
600
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:51,056
He's got that whole grungy
working for him.
601
00:28:51,196 --> 00:28:52,788
You can say that again.
602
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,565
Hey Jill where's Drew tonight?
603
00:28:57,669 --> 00:29:01,264
Oh he had a movie screening
and then he's going out with the guys
604
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:03,340
Is he excited about the whole
engagement?
605
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,035
Yes he's so excited.
606
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:07,374
And I decided that I don't
want a long engagement
607
00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:09,879
so we set a date, September.
608
00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:11,681
Ohhhhhh
609
00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:13,480
That's great.
610
00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,075
Don't you think that's a little quick?
611
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:17,085
Ah no Hallie I don't.
612
00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:18,588
I'm pushing 30 Ok.
613
00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:20,749
You just tell me how it feels
when you get here.
614
00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:24,020
I'm 25 Jill it's not like you're 108.
615
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,392
Count me out on this one.
616
00:29:25,463 --> 00:29:27,693
My agent told me never to divulge
my real age.
617
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,291
So I can't partake
in the conversation either.
618
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:33,563
And you both smell like desperate whores
619
00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:41,905
Thank you all for coming
thank you very much.
620
00:29:44,382 --> 00:29:45,246
Hey.
621
00:29:45,383 --> 00:29:47,180
You made it huh?
622
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,084
That was incredible. That was amazing.
623
00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:50,654
You think?
624
00:29:50,755 --> 00:29:52,279
Yeah. You know everyone right?
625
00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:55,586
Yeah definitely lovely ladies of LA
of course and Seven how are you?
626
00:29:55,727 --> 00:29:57,422
Much better now that you're here
how are you?
627
00:29:57,495 --> 00:29:58,621
Good.
628
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:01,792
Hey...
629
00:30:01,933 --> 00:30:03,867
How are you doing?
630
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,265
Ah I'm gonna go to the bar.
631
00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:07,531
Anybody want a drink?
You guys want to join?
632
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:09,138
I'll stay.
633
00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:10,434
So can you get me another Jack and Coke?
634
00:30:10,508 --> 00:30:12,408
Yeah sure. Ok.
635
00:30:13,678 --> 00:30:14,872
Hey...
636
00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:20,609
Hey where did Dale go?
637
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,014
Oh she went to the bar.
638
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,554
Oh well Cece this is Hallie. - Hey.
639
00:30:24,689 --> 00:30:26,088
I didn't get a chance to introduce
you guys the other night.
640
00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:28,557
No you never did, nice to meet you.
Same.
641
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,185
Oh this is my girlfriend Dominique.
642
00:30:33,097 --> 00:30:35,565
So um when are you practicing tomorrow
I want to hear the new song.
643
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,568
Cece works in A&R for our tour manager.
644
00:30:38,703 --> 00:30:40,568
So everything's got the thumbs up
from her.
645
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,037
I'm easy.
646
00:30:42,140 --> 00:30:44,165
I mean not that kind of easy you know.
647
00:30:44,242 --> 00:30:47,109
But with a voice like his you can't
do much wrong.
648
00:30:48,446 --> 00:30:51,574
She's cute, I say go for it.
649
00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:53,845
You're trouble you know that Cece.
650
00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:55,783
What afraid you're going to fall
in love?
651
00:31:05,463 --> 00:31:08,523
OK you have got to stop it
with the winks.
652
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:09,225
She winks?
653
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,891
All the time.
654
00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,333
Becca is a winker.
655
00:31:12,403 --> 00:31:13,665
Becca's a wanker?
656
00:31:13,738 --> 00:31:17,230
No not a wanker, a winker. She winks.
657
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,038
I only do it to guys I think
are cute Ok?
658
00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:24,740
It's for this movie I'm doing
it's a character role.
659
00:31:24,949 --> 00:31:26,382
So what are you guys doing afterwards?
660
00:31:26,484 --> 00:31:28,213
Ah home.
661
00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:29,844
I've got to work early in the morning.
662
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,286
Whoa, whoa lame excuse.
663
00:31:31,422 --> 00:31:34,050
Excuse me can we get six tequila
shots please?
664
00:31:34,158 --> 00:31:35,750
Top shelf? - Yeah.
665
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,919
Oh no, no that is trouble.
666
00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:39,188
I puke.
667
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:40,924
I'll clean it up.
668
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:44,365
Ah count yourself lucky you
even got he out.
669
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:46,528
She's always in bed by 10PM.
670
00:31:46,938 --> 00:31:48,098
Just this one night.
671
00:31:48,239 --> 00:31:51,936
Ah I would but I really should go.
672
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:52,906
Me either.
673
00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,909
I have an interview with a wedding
planner in the morning.
674
00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:55,968
I have an audition at nine.
675
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,547
I have casting.
676
00:31:57,615 --> 00:31:58,582
I'm free.
677
00:31:58,650 --> 00:31:59,582
I'll stay.
678
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:03,915
Ok well I'll let you off the hook
this one time OK.
679
00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:07,185
Bu next time you're staying, all of you.
680
00:32:07,258 --> 00:32:09,226
Bye. - Have a good night.
681
00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:10,727
Come on you guys.
682
00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:15,123
I don't mean to be rude but
Can I get an autograph?
683
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,995
Oh yeah sure.
684
00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:21,802
Thanks.
685
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:23,434
I'm a big fan.
686
00:32:23,574 --> 00:32:24,734
Thank you.
687
00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:28,212
Wow that is... a lot of tequila.
688
00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:32,341
I'm just letting you know now
that tequila and I are a wild mix.
689
00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:34,550
Things might get silly.
690
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,920
All right
but only if you do a wrap around.
691
00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:43,989
Go like this,
692
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:54,036
I'm not going to let you put
your penis n my ass either.
693
00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:55,571
It's an out hole, not an in hole.
694
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:56,834
Why are you being such a prude?
695
00:32:56,941 --> 00:32:57,999
I'm not being a prude.
696
00:32:58,109 --> 00:32:59,701
I'm just not a porn star OK!
697
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,837
You wanna announce our lake of sex
in front of everybody?
698
00:33:03,781 --> 00:33:06,579
I've just got the wedding on my mind.
Oh what a surprise.
699
00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:10,109
You haven't had any input BTW.
700
00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:12,245
BTW, Jesus.
701
00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:15,491
It's because I work and I don't sit
at home eating chips and dip
702
00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:16,924
and obsess over the wedding.
703
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:17,654
What?
704
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:19,060
It is disgusting what you are doing.
705
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:19,959
You're a pig.
706
00:33:20,064 --> 00:33:20,928
I'm a pig?
707
00:33:21,032 --> 00:33:21,999
Hi.
708
00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:22,998
Hi.
709
00:33:23,067 --> 00:33:24,261
Are you guys Ok?
710
00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:26,735
Yeah we're good we're just here
working on our calves.
711
00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,498
Hey Drew. - Hey hi...
712
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,470
Who was that? Oh I know... that's a...
713
00:33:31,609 --> 00:33:34,271
That's a client Jill!
714
00:33:34,379 --> 00:33:35,937
Got back off!
715
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,607
Yeah right that's what it is!
716
00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:39,341
Every single...
717
00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:42,716
Jill called her engagement a match
made in heaven.
718
00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,049
Watching them squabble
about wedding cakes
719
00:33:45,156 --> 00:33:47,522
and the medicinal benefits of anal sex
720
00:33:47,625 --> 00:33:50,890
I couldn't help but think that
Heaven has a strange sense of humor.
721
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,360
I'll call you later OK.
722
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:53,761
Ok. - Ok.
723
00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:54,990
Come on Bowie.
724
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,364
Bowie? Terrible name.
725
00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:59,403
Listen I want to try it...
726
00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:00,231
Its just one little...
727
00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:01,305
We can't even go hiking...
Just one time.
728
00:34:01,406 --> 00:34:02,668
No!
729
00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,040
You know that camera looks very good
on you.
730
00:34:07,111 --> 00:34:08,408
Aww you think?
731
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:10,509
So what are you going to do
with these pictures?
732
00:34:10,581 --> 00:34:11,411
I don't know.
733
00:34:11,516 --> 00:34:13,245
Maybe sell them on the internet.
734
00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:15,080
Make some money off your ass.
735
00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,581
Album cover my man.
736
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:18,916
I'm telling you.
737
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:20,252
Want some?
738
00:34:20,358 --> 00:34:22,417
Oh no, no thanks I'm cool.
739
00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,690
You smoke too much Jivers
way too much.
740
00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:25,888
What?
741
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:29,865
It's all natural Organic.
742
00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:31,762
No chemicals.
743
00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:33,731
Is this new?
744
00:34:33,871 --> 00:34:35,065
It is.
745
00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:37,067
It's about a girl.
746
00:34:37,809 --> 00:34:40,744
Who's it about? That blonde?
747
00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,074
Blonde?
748
00:34:42,613 --> 00:34:45,411
No. No blondes.
749
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:50,579
There ain't no words that I can say,
750
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:56,451
cause words would just get in the way.
751
00:34:58,729 --> 00:35:02,688
But it is written in the wind,
752
00:35:04,635 --> 00:35:09,038
This is where it all begins,
753
00:35:10,508 --> 00:35:13,739
I've been dreaming you right.
754
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,943
I've been holding every night
755
00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:26,648
Now you're wanting me to stay.
756
00:35:27,825 --> 00:35:31,955
Keeps getting better everyday.
757
00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,763
Everyday.
758
00:35:33,831 --> 00:35:38,791
I'm so happy I could cry
759
00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:43,437
I think about it all the time.
760
00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:50,742
I'm so happy I could cry
761
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:57,117
I just can't get you off my mind
762
00:35:57,221 --> 00:36:00,213
I found the reason for living
763
00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:03,088
I found the reason for love.
764
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,324
I found the reason for living
765
00:36:06,797 --> 00:36:08,094
Later.
766
00:36:12,236 --> 00:36:14,796
So how is Jill's wedding coming along?
767
00:36:15,106 --> 00:36:16,630
Um it's pretty good.
768
00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,298
There's a bit of drama though.
769
00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:20,808
Wow drama in a wedding
that's shocking.
770
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:25,144
Yeah well Jill wants this chapel filled
with eight thousand
771
00:36:25,249 --> 00:36:27,308
red roses and some like...
772
00:36:27,451 --> 00:36:29,715
Eighty thousand dollar wedding dinner
773
00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,481
and seven thousand dollar wedding dress.
774
00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:33,490
And her dad won't cover the entire tab.
775
00:36:33,558 --> 00:36:35,856
Wow I'm very glad
that I'm not Drew right now.
776
00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:36,791
Or her dad.
777
00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:39,226
Yeah but that's just Jill, you know?
778
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:41,195
Only love her for it she's extravagant.
779
00:36:41,265 --> 00:36:43,165
You know I've known her
since I was eleven.
780
00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:44,997
We went to boarding school together.
781
00:36:45,069 --> 00:36:47,037
You went to boarding school
when you were eleven.
782
00:36:47,138 --> 00:36:48,833
Did you miss your parents a lot?
783
00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,335
Yeah... it's complicated.
784
00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,378
When did you get home to see them?
785
00:36:54,478 --> 00:36:58,414
Well on the holidays, or you know
the occasional odd long weekend.
786
00:36:58,516 --> 00:37:00,814
I liked boarding school.
787
00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:02,579
It was what I needed.
788
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,278
How do you mean?
789
00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:08,421
Well my parents died when I was a kid.
790
00:37:08,859 --> 00:37:10,224
I told you that right?
791
00:37:10,294 --> 00:37:14,390
No I'm very sorry I didn't know that.
792
00:37:14,932 --> 00:37:17,196
How did they die together?
793
00:37:18,236 --> 00:37:20,568
No they actually died separately.
794
00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:24,402
Um my was when I was 5.
My mom when I was 11.
795
00:37:26,611 --> 00:37:29,842
Oh no, no, no it's not sad.
796
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,906
It was a really long time ago.
797
00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:36,078
I just don't talk about it much
because...
798
00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:40,924
Um what about your parents?
799
00:37:41,058 --> 00:37:42,889
They're... still together right?
800
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:46,726
Still together yeah, after 30 years.
801
00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,731
And totally in love with each other.
802
00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:50,391
It's amazing. - You serious?
803
00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:52,566
Oh you can get that.
804
00:37:52,637 --> 00:37:54,901
Oh no, it's OK.
805
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,765
But you can get that.
806
00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:59,102
Sorry.
807
00:37:59,744 --> 00:38:00,938
Oh it's Hallie.
808
00:38:01,078 --> 00:38:02,636
Just 2 seconds.
809
00:38:02,913 --> 00:38:04,403
Hey!
810
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,983
Um yeah I'm still here.
811
00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:13,447
Um sure that's fine.
812
00:38:14,825 --> 00:38:18,022
Wait, you didn't really just do
what I think you just did, did you?
813
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:21,428
Because I kind of had plans to just
spend the night with you.
814
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,023
Um she's outside.
815
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,931
How did she get my address?
816
00:38:25,102 --> 00:38:26,660
I don't know, not from me.
817
00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:27,999
Hello...
818
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,034
Door's open.
819
00:38:30,441 --> 00:38:31,465
Hi.
820
00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:33,973
Dale said she was coming by
to shoot the band
821
00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,706
so I thought I'd surprise you.
822
00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:37,612
Hey. - Hey.
823
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:40,183
We actually finished a couple
of hours ago but um...
824
00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:41,581
Really?
825
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:45,847
Why don't you sit back down.
You're not...
826
00:38:45,956 --> 00:38:51,451
Yeah you know I'm sorry I'm lame
but I have to work in the morning so...
827
00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:54,587
You should see the show she's casting
it is so funny.
828
00:38:54,699 --> 00:38:56,326
Look you could stay,
have another beer.
829
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,265
Oh I'm sure we'll do it some other time.
830
00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,394
I'll see you guys later.
831
00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:01,334
Just one second.
832
00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:06,067
All right Mr. Zachary
833
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:07,404
I'll text you tomorrow.
834
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:09,069
Why are you leaving?
835
00:39:09,413 --> 00:39:11,506
Because I have to work tomorrow.
836
00:39:11,615 --> 00:39:14,083
And you're just going to leave me
with your friend in there?
837
00:39:14,285 --> 00:39:16,310
Hey ZACH, where's your corkscrew?
838
00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:19,220
Ok... Ok...
839
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,084
She just showed up hours
later unannounced.
840
00:39:24,228 --> 00:39:26,560
I guess something did happen
between them the other night.
841
00:39:26,697 --> 00:39:28,392
What did ZACH say?
842
00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,864
Well I mean he said he wanted me
to stay
843
00:39:30,968 --> 00:39:33,664
and you know but I think I was
just playing dumb.
844
00:39:33,838 --> 00:39:35,738
I don't get you Dale, I really don't.
845
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,205
Why?
846
00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,970
Why don't you just go for him?
847
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:43,342
Because Seven I'm done having
meaningless relationships
848
00:39:43,414 --> 00:39:45,974
with these loser LA guys and on
and on and on...
849
00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:49,246
Whoa... is a loser LA guy?
850
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:55,587
No he's... no he's not
but anyhow I'm not his type,
851
00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:58,320
especially now that Hallie's
all over him.
852
00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,727
You are so wrong.
853
00:39:59,864 --> 00:40:01,764
You are so wrong.
854
00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:05,528
It doesn't matter because hey I'm going
to go out on a date with Haden.
855
00:40:05,603 --> 00:40:06,467
Whoa whoa, whoa
856
00:40:06,570 --> 00:40:07,264
But just as friends.
857
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,464
You're going out with Haden?
858
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:11,598
The fake seeking personal trainer whose
859
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,905
only using you to get ahead
in this desperate city.
860
00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:18,345
Oh shit Seven that's harsh.
861
00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:19,883
He just wants to schmooze you
862
00:40:19,950 --> 00:40:22,817
so you'll listen to his stupid
reality show concept.
863
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,081
He's only interested in seeing
what you can do for him
864
00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:27,249
and his career because you have a career
865
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:29,019
The only reason Hallie is into Zach
866
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:31,561
is because you gave her the Ok to pursue
867
00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,094
I never said pursue.
868
00:40:34,231 --> 00:40:35,823
She asked me if we had ever hooked up
and I said no...
869
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:38,060
Look I never said this to you before
870
00:40:38,135 --> 00:40:41,502
but you are going to regret this...
trust me.
871
00:40:42,306 --> 00:40:45,571
I mean you're afraid
of a real relationship Dale.
872
00:40:45,643 --> 00:40:46,905
Why does everyone keep saying that?
873
00:40:46,977 --> 00:40:49,502
I am not scared of relationships
874
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,774
But you're scared of something.
875
00:40:54,251 --> 00:40:56,082
Let's just forget about it.
876
00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:09,826
Ok...
877
00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:10,823
Sorry.
878
00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:15,872
No it's Ok I just wasn't expecting that.
879
00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,406
Was it weird seeing Dale?
880
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:26,206
Yeah, yeah it was weird.
881
00:41:26,684 --> 00:41:29,676
I felt like I sensed something
between you guys.
882
00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:34,414
Yeah, yeah I think maybe you did.
883
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:36,687
Dale and I are really tight.
884
00:41:36,994 --> 00:41:39,224
You know and as I told you before Hallie
885
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,560
I'm just not that interested
in a relationship right now
886
00:41:41,665 --> 00:41:43,860
and I wouldn't want anyone
to get the wrong impression
887
00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:46,334
about what's going on here.
888
00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,798
She's the one that told me
to pursue you just so you know.
889
00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:51,374
She told you that?
890
00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:54,903
Yeah you sound surprised.
891
00:41:55,012 --> 00:41:56,240
She said you guys were just friends
892
00:41:56,347 --> 00:41:59,578
that you've never hooked up
and that she isn't your type.
893
00:42:00,317 --> 00:42:01,841
Not my type.
894
00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:06,545
So are we cool?
895
00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:09,215
Yeah, yeah we're cool but I just...
896
00:42:09,326 --> 00:42:12,557
I don't think this is a
very good idea right now OK?
897
00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:13,857
This isn't a good idea?
898
00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:17,560
OK I'm just...
Not that into this right now.
899
00:42:17,668 --> 00:42:19,363
You're not into this?
No.
900
00:42:19,470 --> 00:42:20,869
Are you into this?
901
00:42:30,147 --> 00:42:31,375
Hey!
902
00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:32,244
Hey, Hayden.
903
00:42:32,349 --> 00:42:33,407
Hey, you understand that?
904
00:42:33,517 --> 00:42:34,211
Hey, Hayden?
905
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:35,479
Oh.
906
00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:41,486
Oh! It's...
907
00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:43,423
It's really, really nice to you.
908
00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:44,585
So this is a great restaurant.
909
00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:46,286
It's got lots of health
conscious options.
910
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:47,056
Great.
911
00:42:47,197 --> 00:42:50,360
Cause you know uh...
I take care of myself.
912
00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:52,263
As you can see.
913
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:55,065
I... I did notice your pecs just now.
914
00:42:55,205 --> 00:42:56,172
Oh.
915
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:57,832
Hey!
916
00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:00,175
Are you flexing?
917
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,307
Gwyneth Paltrow eats here.
918
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,573
Really.
919
00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:11,218
We need options for something low
carb low fat, low sodium, high protein.
920
00:43:11,288 --> 00:43:14,052
Which is better, the bacon cheeseburger
or the other?
921
00:43:14,124 --> 00:43:16,752
Is it wild caught or farm raised?
922
00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:18,418
Do you have chicken fingers?
923
00:43:18,562 --> 00:43:21,258
Organic, vegan, non soy, gluten free...
924
00:43:21,398 --> 00:43:22,262
Do you recommend
the mac and cheese?
925
00:43:22,399 --> 00:43:25,061
Can you steam that instead of grilling
I don't want any crudamites in my food.
926
00:43:25,135 --> 00:43:27,069
I'll have the crab cakes
with butter sauce. Extra butter.
927
00:43:27,204 --> 00:43:29,798
Are these Swedish meatballs kosher?
928
00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:32,573
You're right, but people really
are vain here.
929
00:43:32,676 --> 00:43:33,404
I mean, I'm not.
930
00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:37,243
I'm self aware which is like
radically different.
931
00:43:37,314 --> 00:43:38,576
And it's self conscious.
932
00:43:38,682 --> 00:43:39,740
Conscious of self.
933
00:43:39,817 --> 00:43:41,876
Right. I mean, yeah, yeah.
I'm self conscious.
934
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:42,884
Which is a good thing, I think.
935
00:43:42,953 --> 00:43:43,749
What do you think?
936
00:43:43,887 --> 00:43:45,354
Well, I mean, I think it's really good.
937
00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,582
I'm all about my work.
938
00:43:46,657 --> 00:43:47,885
And my body is my work.
939
00:43:47,958 --> 00:43:50,256
So... one might say that...
940
00:43:50,327 --> 00:43:53,421
yeah, I'm all about my body.
941
00:43:53,497 --> 00:43:56,295
But in some respects, that is true, but
you're completely missing the point.
942
00:43:56,433 --> 00:43:58,264
And the point is...
943
00:44:01,438 --> 00:44:04,100
I completely missed my point.
944
00:44:04,241 --> 00:44:07,802
Ok, rewind, reset. Uh, look.
945
00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:09,674
I've... got a great vibe
between you and me.
946
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:10,974
Great energy there.
947
00:44:11,048 --> 00:44:13,107
So, yeah. Ok.
948
00:44:13,250 --> 00:44:14,911
I get it.
949
00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:16,953
So let's lay the facts down.
950
00:44:17,054 --> 00:44:20,251
You want to be with me, and vice versa.
That much is clear.
951
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:22,383
But my work always comes first.
952
00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,586
I need to lay that...
down right off the bat.
953
00:44:24,695 --> 00:44:27,926
Basically, my body comes before you.
954
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,363
He seems perfect.
955
00:44:29,466 --> 00:44:32,026
Good looking, somewhat single minded,
956
00:44:32,136 --> 00:44:35,469
somewhat vain... and not too bright.
957
00:44:35,606 --> 00:44:37,665
No promise of a great romance.
958
00:44:37,741 --> 00:44:40,642
No chance of falling...
too hard for this guy.
959
00:44:40,744 --> 00:44:43,269
No risk of getting hurt.
960
00:44:43,881 --> 00:44:45,940
But is this right for me?
961
00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:49,544
I'm kind of sensing a pattern here.
962
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:53,547
You've got this great, beautiful chest
on you with great definition.
963
00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:54,658
You probably bench press quite a bit.
964
00:44:54,725 --> 00:44:56,556
Is Seven right about me?
965
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,552
I hate for Seven to be right
966
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:02,029
because he's always right about
that kind of stuff.
967
00:45:07,104 --> 00:45:08,571
I mean, seriously
I don't think that's jerky...
968
00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:10,435
I need a sign.
969
00:45:10,574 --> 00:45:12,508
Is this right for me?
970
00:45:13,777 --> 00:45:17,110
I got this great idea.
I know you're gonna love it.
971
00:45:18,415 --> 00:45:20,076
Fitness fanatics.
972
00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:22,744
It's my reality TV show.
973
00:45:24,421 --> 00:45:25,854
Check please.
974
00:45:26,323 --> 00:45:27,688
Separate checks?
975
00:45:27,758 --> 00:45:28,884
Yeah.
976
00:45:36,066 --> 00:45:37,397
Hi.
977
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:39,365
Ready, Freddy?
978
00:45:39,670 --> 00:45:41,194
We're walking, right?
979
00:45:41,271 --> 00:45:42,397
You don't want to drive?
980
00:45:42,539 --> 00:45:44,097
You guys, it's two blocks.
981
00:45:44,608 --> 00:45:46,667
They have valet parking, you know.
982
00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,881
So where's Hallie this morning?
983
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:56,711
I don't know.
984
00:45:56,787 --> 00:46:00,086
I saw her on Tuesday, and I haven't
seen her for the rest of the week.
985
00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:03,354
You know that she changed her...
status to it's complicated?
986
00:46:03,427 --> 00:46:04,951
What does that mean?
987
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:06,926
It's... complicated?
988
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:07,928
With who?
989
00:46:08,065 --> 00:46:10,033
Oh, my gosh, you guys.
990
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,398
The yoga instructor just smiled at me.
991
00:46:12,469 --> 00:46:14,232
He has the cutest... dimples.
992
00:46:14,371 --> 00:46:14,894
Shh.
993
00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:17,233
Ok... he's telling us to shut up.
994
00:46:17,307 --> 00:46:19,571
His smile is just his state of zen.
995
00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:20,974
Oh, God.
996
00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:23,906
Namaste.
997
00:46:24,047 --> 00:46:25,708
Namaste.
998
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,981
Do you guys really do this all the time?
999
00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:29,074
Yeah.
1000
00:46:29,153 --> 00:46:31,849
I have to. I'm older than you.
1001
00:46:31,955 --> 00:46:33,252
I get fatter quicker.
1002
00:46:33,323 --> 00:46:35,917
Sorry I'm late. I just got your message.
1003
00:46:36,994 --> 00:46:38,461
You're late.
1004
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:39,820
Hey.
1005
00:46:40,597 --> 00:46:42,064
Hi.
1006
00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:43,963
What's going on?
You guys look so serious.
1007
00:46:44,101 --> 00:46:45,796
I was just telling Dale about my wedding
1008
00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:48,666
Um, Drew still hasn't picked a tux yet.
1009
00:46:48,772 --> 00:46:51,002
Or groomsmen for that matter.
1010
00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:52,268
Well, you know we're guys.
1011
00:46:52,409 --> 00:46:54,741
We take a little bit longer
with that stuff.
1012
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:56,438
Yeah.
1013
00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:58,970
Well, I gotta go.
1014
00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:00,071
I have a hair appointment at 2:00
1015
00:47:00,184 --> 00:47:02,209
and then a couple jewelry
design appointments.
1016
00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:04,014
Oh, that's so fetch. Congrats, girl.
1017
00:47:04,121 --> 00:47:05,088
Thanks, girl.
1018
00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:06,486
So I'll call you later.
1019
00:47:06,557 --> 00:47:09,321
Hey, do you mind...
uh, driving me home?
1020
00:47:09,426 --> 00:47:10,984
No yoga?
1021
00:47:11,094 --> 00:47:12,220
No. We missed it.
1022
00:47:12,362 --> 00:47:15,229
Um, yeah. I guess.
1023
00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:20,760
Ok, when did that start
and did you know?
1024
00:47:21,038 --> 00:47:22,903
Well, I mean, I kind of guessed, but...
1025
00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:24,473
Does she know about... you two?
1026
00:47:24,575 --> 00:47:26,566
What's there to know?
1027
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:29,101
Hallie should know better. Seriously.
1028
00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:31,773
Anybody that knows you would know
that you are so hot for him.
1029
00:47:31,882 --> 00:47:33,474
Becca, I'm not so hot for him.
1030
00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:35,108
No. He's your friend.
1031
00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:37,710
And it is so typical of Hallie.
1032
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,186
She's a fame whore.
1033
00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:41,224
No, she's not. It's...
1034
00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:44,694
Damn it. She is a fame whore.
1035
00:47:44,795 --> 00:47:46,729
No, she's not. Oh, God!
1036
00:47:46,830 --> 00:47:49,355
Hallie, it's just frustrating.
It's so much right now.
1037
00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,024
She doesn't deserve that.
1038
00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:54,132
Hallie was there for me
when I had that swine flu.
1039
00:47:54,504 --> 00:47:57,496
Every time I've broken up
with a quasi boyfriend.
1040
00:47:58,008 --> 00:47:58,997
And I don't know what I would've done
1041
00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:01,601
about that stalker
if it wasn't for Hallie.
1042
00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:05,480
I need something to take my mind...
off all this.
1043
00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,283
Dale, I don't know what
I would do without you.
1044
00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:12,615
Oh, come on.
That's what friends are for.
1045
00:48:12,756 --> 00:48:14,348
Oh, honey. Do you like that setting?
1046
00:48:14,424 --> 00:48:15,891
Yeah, no, I do. It's nice.
1047
00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:16,755
You didn't even look.
1048
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,384
No. I did. I'm looking.
1049
00:48:18,495 --> 00:48:19,894
Yeah. I love it. It's...
1050
00:48:19,963 --> 00:48:20,895
What do you think, Dale?
1051
00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:22,760
Ooh, that's beautiful. - Yeah?
1052
00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,731
Ok, I gotta go. I've gotta go.
Wait, what?
1053
00:48:24,868 --> 00:48:25,596
I've gotta go. I've gotta go.
1054
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,727
I'm 20 minutes late for a meeting.
1055
00:48:27,871 --> 00:48:29,168
Oh, look, that's... great.
1056
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:30,536
That one's my favorite.
1057
00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:31,369
I love you!
1058
00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:34,274
I love you... so much. I love you.
1059
00:48:35,178 --> 00:48:38,238
Shit! He makes me so mad.
1060
00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:40,613
We're planning the registry for
the most important day of our life
1061
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:42,082
and he just leaves.
1062
00:48:42,185 --> 00:48:44,244
Maybe he's just feeling a bit of...
1063
00:48:44,321 --> 00:48:46,255
A bit of what, anxiety?
1064
00:48:46,623 --> 00:48:48,090
Can't believe you're defending him.
1065
00:48:48,225 --> 00:48:49,954
What? No, no, no, no.
1066
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:51,287
I'm not defending him.
1067
00:48:51,428 --> 00:48:52,952
You just don't understand.
1068
00:48:53,096 --> 00:48:55,758
You can't possibly comprehend what it
feels like inside of me right now
1069
00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:57,527
because you've never been here.
1070
00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:00,069
That's, that's true.
1071
00:49:00,671 --> 00:49:04,573
I used to think about what it'd be like
to live your life, Dale.
1072
00:49:04,641 --> 00:49:06,734
Just walk in your shoes.
1073
00:49:06,977 --> 00:49:09,571
Nobody expects anything from you.
1074
00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:10,908
They don't.
1075
00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:13,476
No one expects anything from me?
1076
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:16,245
Uh-uh. 'Cause you don't have parents
expecting babies...
1077
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,346
and marriages and perfect husbands.
1078
00:49:19,656 --> 00:49:21,248
It's really hard.
1079
00:49:21,325 --> 00:49:25,887
That's true, but it doesn't mean
I want to end up alone.
1080
00:49:26,930 --> 00:49:28,955
Tell me something, Dale.
1081
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:31,760
Am I expecting too much?
1082
00:49:32,369 --> 00:49:35,270
Is wanting my fianc�e to be excited
about our wedding,
1083
00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:36,964
is that too much?
1084
00:49:40,243 --> 00:49:41,904
I don't know, Jill.
1085
00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:45,243
Back at St. Mary's,
for our first communion...
1086
00:49:45,315 --> 00:49:49,012
the biggest deal was finding out
who you were gonna get paired up with.
1087
00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:54,182
I dreamed of walking down the aisle
with Billy Dobson hand in hand.
1088
00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:55,588
But, no such luck.
1089
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:56,648
He was paired with Jill,
1090
00:49:56,727 --> 00:50:00,663
and I ended up with what's his face
who picked his nose all the time.
1091
00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:06,926
I wonder if I'll ever get to walk down
the aisle with a Billy Dobson of my own.
1092
00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:17,345
Ah, is this your parents?
1093
00:50:17,414 --> 00:50:19,473
Yeah. That's them.
1094
00:50:20,283 --> 00:50:22,547
And is this you with your mother?
1095
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,153
Yeah.
1096
00:50:27,424 --> 00:50:29,358
Here. Look at this one.
1097
00:50:29,426 --> 00:50:30,620
Oh, that's great. Great.
1098
00:50:30,727 --> 00:50:33,059
With the smoke around Jivver's face.
1099
00:50:33,563 --> 00:50:34,996
Yeah.
1100
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,394
So how's Hallie?
1101
00:50:37,501 --> 00:50:39,230
Looks like...
you guys are an item now, huh?
1102
00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:41,736
No. No, not an item.
1103
00:50:41,838 --> 00:50:42,736
Definitely not.
1104
00:50:42,839 --> 00:50:45,171
She's a very nice girl,
1105
00:50:45,242 --> 00:50:48,905
but um, she doesn't take no
for an answer, does she?
1106
00:50:49,046 --> 00:50:50,513
Well, you're a big boy.
1107
00:50:50,580 --> 00:50:53,105
I'm sure you can handle... her.
1108
00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:58,552
Hey, um, I wanted to ask you
did you tell her to pursue me?
1109
00:50:59,890 --> 00:51:02,256
Uh... - Hello there Miss homebody.
1110
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:03,450
Why aren't you dressed yet?
1111
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:04,219
For what?
1112
00:51:04,327 --> 00:51:07,194
Did you forget my big screen debut deal?
1113
00:51:07,264 --> 00:51:10,097
We're going to my L.A.
Red carpet premiere. Hello.
1114
00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:12,064
What do you think, Johnson?
1115
00:51:12,536 --> 00:51:14,663
I think she's dead.
1116
00:51:18,575 --> 00:51:20,065
No excuses.
1117
00:51:20,210 --> 00:51:21,404
Seven was supposed to tell you.
1118
00:51:21,478 --> 00:51:23,105
Yeah. Well, he didn't.
1119
00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:24,577
Oh, my god, I did actually.
1120
00:51:24,681 --> 00:51:27,343
It's just that you had your head buried
in those photos and you didn't notice.
1121
00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:29,248
Well, can I wear this?
1122
00:51:29,352 --> 00:51:31,582
It's... L.A.
You can wear whatever you want.
1123
00:51:31,688 --> 00:51:33,485
Ok, I'll just grab my purse.
1124
00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:35,217
I'll get your heels.
1125
00:51:36,159 --> 00:51:37,023
Well, hello to you, too.
1126
00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:38,959
Thought you said you had...
a meeting to go to.
1127
00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:39,460
What?
1128
00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:41,029
You said you had... a meeting, remember
1129
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:42,395
when I texted you... earlier?
1130
00:51:42,466 --> 00:51:44,627
Oh, yeah.
I did, but uh, but I'm done now.
1131
00:51:44,734 --> 00:51:45,393
Oh, great.
1132
00:51:45,502 --> 00:51:46,400
Hallie, what's up? What's going on?
1133
00:51:46,470 --> 00:51:47,232
What's going on?
1134
00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:49,497
I think I should be asking you
that question.
1135
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:50,300
Excuse me?
1136
00:51:50,407 --> 00:51:52,773
What is going on, Dale?
1137
00:51:52,909 --> 00:51:55,377
Uh, nothing.
Look, I'm just-
1138
00:51:55,445 --> 00:51:56,469
I'm, did I miss something here?
1139
00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:59,413
Wait. Do you like him now? Is that it?
1140
00:51:59,516 --> 00:52:01,848
Look, I'm just gonna leave. All right?
1141
00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:02,919
Of course you are.
1142
00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:05,180
Zach, you're a piece of crap
you know that?
1143
00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:07,051
You're just another famous asshole guy
1144
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,149
who thinks he can screw around
with any girl he wants
1145
00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:10,749
and then not call them.
Well... fuck you!
1146
00:52:10,861 --> 00:52:12,089
We're not... even dating, Hallie.
1147
00:52:12,162 --> 00:52:13,459
I've told you that 10... times.
1148
00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:14,120
Ok, look, look.
1149
00:52:14,264 --> 00:52:16,129
I'm just gonna leave, all right, Dale?
1150
00:52:16,266 --> 00:52:18,393
As long as I'm here
this is not gonna end well.
1151
00:52:18,468 --> 00:52:20,732
Just leave, ok?
1152
00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:25,639
I bet you wanted that to happen
didn't you?
1153
00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:29,474
I'm seriously not following you, Hallie.
1154
00:52:29,546 --> 00:52:30,808
You really need to calm down.
1155
00:52:30,881 --> 00:52:32,849
You put on this little whoa is me act.
1156
00:52:32,949 --> 00:52:34,007
But I'm not buying it.
1157
00:52:34,117 --> 00:52:37,211
Just because you throw yourself
at every guy
1158
00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,311
that's famous who you think can
get you somewhere,
1159
00:52:39,422 --> 00:52:41,356
and who you think wants you...
and then shoots you down,
1160
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,756
you know what,
don't take that out on me, ok?
1161
00:52:44,127 --> 00:52:46,425
You play the victim thing really well.
1162
00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:48,862
But it's a load of crap.
1163
00:52:48,965 --> 00:52:49,989
Shut up.
1164
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:51,567
You're not my... friend, Dale.
1165
00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,863
You're just like every other
two-faced girl in L.A.
1166
00:52:53,970 --> 00:52:55,096
You just play it better.
1167
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:56,332
Come on, you guys. This is retarded.
1168
00:52:56,439 --> 00:52:57,838
What, you're just gonna take her side?
1169
00:52:57,908 --> 00:53:00,433
I'm not taking anybody's side, ok?
1170
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:02,876
Come on, Hallie, let's go.
Don't touch me.
1171
00:53:07,217 --> 00:53:09,117
Did that really just happen?
1172
00:53:16,593 --> 00:53:18,584
This week on Dirty Roomies...
1173
00:53:18,728 --> 00:53:20,719
Would you clean this up.
I can't live like this.
1174
00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:23,731
I made the mess.
I don't know why I have to clean it up.
1175
00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:25,562
You guys have sex.
1176
00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:28,168
We have to do a paper edit on these
and get them to run it.
1177
00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:30,229
The producers want to see it by Friday.
1178
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:32,137
I think... cleaning's overrated.
1179
00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:34,142
There's still hot food down there
to eat.
1180
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:37,877
There's something really truthful
about this waiting...
1181
00:53:37,948 --> 00:53:39,609
and doing the whole job at once.
1182
00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:43,810
We're gonna use up all the dishes,
and then it's time to clean.
1183
00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:49,485
So you want to talk about it?
1184
00:53:49,559 --> 00:53:51,049
Not really.
1185
00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,552
Hallie call?
1186
00:53:53,697 --> 00:53:54,857
No.
1187
00:53:54,931 --> 00:53:56,057
Call her?
1188
00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,566
And say what? I haven't done anything.
1189
00:53:58,702 --> 00:54:00,226
I do. I'm not a housewife.
1190
00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,203
And I found fleas in the bedroom.
1191
00:54:02,272 --> 00:54:03,068
You mean my pets?
1192
00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:05,073
I think fleas are people, too.
1193
00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:06,766
And... they should be treated as such.
1194
00:54:06,910 --> 00:54:07,934
Those are my pets.
1195
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:09,067
And you're going to kill them?
1196
00:54:09,179 --> 00:54:10,612
Are you a murderess?
1197
00:54:11,848 --> 00:54:14,248
Seven, what do you think I should do?
1198
00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:16,575
Be honest.
1199
00:54:16,653 --> 00:54:18,917
Well, I've been honest.
1200
00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:22,851
Not with Hallie. With yourself.
1201
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:27,321
Sorry, babe. I cannot give you
any more advice on this one.
1202
00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:28,328
Just take mine!
1203
00:54:28,431 --> 00:54:30,262
And you put on... your...
1204
00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,527
You know, if Vanessa has a problem
with it
1205
00:54:31,601 --> 00:54:33,296
she should clean that (bleep) up.
1206
00:54:34,004 --> 00:54:35,904
Hey, it's Dale.
1207
00:54:35,972 --> 00:54:40,068
Listen, Hallie, why don't you
just call me back, please.
1208
00:54:40,577 --> 00:54:43,569
Since I have a private number,
Hallie won't pick up.
1209
00:54:43,647 --> 00:54:47,481
Neither will any of our friends in case
it's you know someone annoying.
1210
00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:49,245
They will... call you back.
1211
00:54:49,319 --> 00:54:51,219
But since we all have private numbers,
1212
00:54:51,288 --> 00:54:54,451
it's nearly impossible
for us to communicate by phone.
1213
00:54:54,591 --> 00:54:56,889
Fortunately, I pick up my phone.
1214
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,020
Otherwise, this game of trading
voicemails would never end.
1215
00:55:00,130 --> 00:55:00,994
Hello.
1216
00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:02,758
Hey, it's Hallie.
1217
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:04,361
Hey.
1218
00:55:04,467 --> 00:55:06,094
Jerk off!
1219
00:55:07,270 --> 00:55:10,034
This guy is on his cell phone
and can't drive.
1220
00:55:11,274 --> 00:55:12,901
Sorry.
1221
00:55:13,176 --> 00:55:14,939
Hey... are you ok?
1222
00:55:15,045 --> 00:55:16,603
Yeah. I'm ok.
1223
00:55:16,713 --> 00:55:17,907
How are you?
1224
00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:21,849
Hey, um, you want to meet up
for dinner tonight and maybe just...
1225
00:55:21,951 --> 00:55:23,578
clear the air about everything?
1226
00:55:23,687 --> 00:55:24,813
Yeah. I think we should.
1227
00:55:24,921 --> 00:55:26,980
How does 8pm at Cascade sound?
1228
00:55:27,057 --> 00:55:27,955
All right. Sounds good.
1229
00:55:28,058 --> 00:55:29,821
Great. I'll meet you there.
1230
00:55:35,198 --> 00:55:36,028
Oh...
1231
00:55:36,132 --> 00:55:38,327
You didn't think I'd forget... did you?
1232
00:55:38,935 --> 00:55:40,800
Wow, they're beautiful.
1233
00:55:40,937 --> 00:55:42,336
Thank you.
1234
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,368
So what are the big plans for tonight?
1235
00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:46,999
Well, that was um, Hallie.
1236
00:55:47,077 --> 00:55:51,411
She wants to uh, get together and
so we can talk about everything.
1237
00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:53,172
I think she forgot it was
my birthday though.
1238
00:55:53,283 --> 00:55:56,047
I mean which is understandable
under the circumstances.
1239
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,813
What about the other girls?
1240
00:55:58,054 --> 00:55:59,715
I guess it slipped their mind.
1241
00:55:59,856 --> 00:56:01,619
Jill's all wrapped up in her wedding.
1242
00:56:01,725 --> 00:56:04,285
And you know, Becca just got
that huge movie, so...
1243
00:56:04,394 --> 00:56:05,656
it's ok.
1244
00:56:06,396 --> 00:56:08,489
Happy birthday, Dale.
1245
00:56:17,173 --> 00:56:21,109
Hi. I have a reservation under um
Squire or Hallie.
1246
00:56:22,345 --> 00:56:23,573
Thanks.
1247
00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:27,710
Surprise!
1248
00:56:28,118 --> 00:56:29,983
You didn't think we were gonna forget
did you?
1249
00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:31,075
I kind of did.
1250
00:56:31,221 --> 00:56:32,381
Happy birthday!
1251
00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:34,355
Happy birthday!
1252
00:56:34,424 --> 00:56:35,721
All right, guys. Let's dance!
1253
00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:37,723
Whoo!
1254
00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:02,881
Make a wish, but don't tell anyone
or it won't come true.
1255
00:57:02,952 --> 00:57:04,078
Ok.
1256
00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:06,486
What could I possibly wish for?
1257
00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:07,745
Ok.
1258
00:57:11,694 --> 00:57:13,127
Whoo!
1259
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,624
Happy birthday.
1260
00:57:14,764 --> 00:57:16,288
Thanks, you guys.
1261
00:57:33,716 --> 00:57:35,047
You're drunk, Jill.
1262
00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:37,416
You never cared before when I was drunk.
1263
00:57:37,487 --> 00:57:40,650
And it's Dale's birthday
for Christ's sakes.
1264
00:57:40,757 --> 00:57:42,748
All right, you have got
to lower your voice now.
1265
00:57:42,826 --> 00:57:44,589
Because now you're making a scene.
1266
00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:46,754
You bet your last, Drew.
1267
00:57:46,830 --> 00:57:48,764
Because it's nothing
they've never heard before.
1268
00:57:48,832 --> 00:57:52,290
You are so... self centered, Drew.
1269
00:57:52,435 --> 00:57:54,130
There's bigger things happening
in the world...
1270
00:57:54,270 --> 00:57:55,931
than your stupid actor clients,
1271
00:57:56,072 --> 00:57:58,597
and the Nielsen ratings on the TV.
1272
00:57:58,675 --> 00:58:01,803
You're now officially embarrassing
everybody here. Ok?
1273
00:58:01,878 --> 00:58:07,612
Don't you... dare "F"ing tell me
that I'm embarrassing you, ok?
1274
00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:10,412
Because...
my friends think you're a douchebag.
1275
00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:14,221
A... nasty ass... sleazebag agent.
1276
00:58:14,357 --> 00:58:15,688
Drew, we don't think you're a douchebag.
1277
00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,555
Jill, come on.
That's ok. Thanks.
1278
00:58:17,694 --> 00:58:18,752
Oh, where you gonna go?
1279
00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:21,763
Are you gonna go home and masturbate?
1280
00:58:21,831 --> 00:58:24,425
To one of your anime porns?
1281
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:25,525
Cartoons.
1282
00:58:25,635 --> 00:58:27,364
He made me watch animated porn.
1283
00:58:27,470 --> 00:58:29,563
Yeah. I'm gonna go home and masturbate!
1284
00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:30,764
Disgusting.
1285
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:33,308
Because it's better than anything
you're giving me at home.
1286
00:58:33,443 --> 00:58:35,172
No, 'cause you love to masturbate.
1287
00:58:35,245 --> 00:58:38,373
'Cause for you, it's like having sex
with something that you love!
1288
00:58:38,481 --> 00:58:40,039
Yourself!
1289
00:58:40,149 --> 00:58:41,207
Did she just make that up?
1290
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:42,318
Annie Hall. '77.
1291
00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:43,716
I'm going home!
1292
00:58:43,820 --> 00:58:46,311
Are you gonna go screw one
of your actresses?
1293
00:58:46,389 --> 00:58:53,022
One of your stupid, slutty...
sleep your way to the top actresses.
1294
00:58:56,332 --> 00:58:58,061
I think I need to go to the bathroom.
1295
00:58:58,167 --> 00:58:59,395
Somebody can take her home.
1296
00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:02,403
'Cause now she's drunk
and you're pissed off.
1297
00:59:02,505 --> 00:59:04,200
That's like the worst combination
for you.
1298
00:59:04,274 --> 00:59:05,332
I know.
1299
00:59:05,408 --> 00:59:06,568
Oh, just...
1300
00:59:12,849 --> 00:59:14,407
I'm stuck.
1301
00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:16,375
I'm sorry, Dale.
1302
00:59:16,486 --> 00:59:17,748
Jill... You don't have to be sorry.
1303
00:59:17,854 --> 00:59:20,152
You just got a little wasted
that's... all.
1304
00:59:20,523 --> 00:59:22,616
Oh, I drank too much.
1305
00:59:23,192 --> 00:59:25,217
I'm never drinking again.
1306
00:59:25,528 --> 00:59:27,189
I've heard that one before.
1307
00:59:30,967 --> 00:59:33,959
I don't think he wants to marry me
you guys.
1308
00:59:34,070 --> 00:59:36,402
And I'm getting married in three weeks.
1309
00:59:37,874 --> 00:59:38,932
Dale.
1310
00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:42,704
Don't worry about Drew right now.
Just finish blowing chunks, ok?
1311
00:59:42,779 --> 00:59:44,747
Why don't you go make sure
everything's ok out there.
1312
00:59:44,847 --> 00:59:46,371
I'll stay here with Jill.
1313
00:59:46,449 --> 00:59:47,643
Ok.
1314
00:59:48,084 --> 00:59:49,745
Listen, Hallie.
1315
00:59:50,453 --> 00:59:51,750
I'm really sorry.
1316
00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:52,513
Are we ok?
1317
00:59:52,589 --> 00:59:53,578
Yeah. We're ok.
1318
00:59:53,656 --> 00:59:55,886
I said a lot of things I didn't mean.
I'm sorry.
1319
00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:57,324
Jill, I'm so sorry.
1320
00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:58,894
Ok.
1321
01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:07,530
Look... what the cat dragged in.
1322
01:00:07,604 --> 01:00:10,664
Seven told me about your little...
surprise party.
1323
01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:13,137
It's your birthday
so I wanted to come out.
1324
01:00:15,111 --> 01:00:16,772
I'm glad you did.
1325
01:00:18,081 --> 01:00:20,015
Wait. Where are the girls?
1326
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:23,942
Oh, my god.
I told everybody he jacks off.
1327
01:00:24,954 --> 01:00:26,751
To cartoons.
1328
01:00:27,023 --> 01:00:33,258
I am not drunk.
But I definitely am stoned.
1329
01:00:33,329 --> 01:00:35,957
Which usually means he's really hungry.
1330
01:00:36,432 --> 01:00:37,490
Did you want to come eat?
1331
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,761
Oh, no, we'll stay.
I mean, I'll stay here.
1332
01:00:39,836 --> 01:00:40,803
I'll wait on the girls.
1333
01:00:40,937 --> 01:00:42,461
I'll stay with you.
1334
01:00:42,772 --> 01:00:43,932
Ok.
1335
01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,474
Oh...
1336
01:00:49,245 --> 01:00:50,234
Bye.
1337
01:00:50,580 --> 01:00:52,775
Thanks, you guys. Thank you.
1338
01:00:54,384 --> 01:00:55,351
Going.
1339
01:00:55,451 --> 01:00:57,851
Wow. Quite a night, huh?
1340
01:00:57,954 --> 01:00:59,649
Yeah. Some party.
1341
01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:01,924
Did you get your birthday dance?
1342
01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:04,385
I don't know.
Come on. Come on.
1343
01:01:25,415 --> 01:01:29,374
Oh... finally.
1344
01:01:29,485 --> 01:01:31,419
They're so cute.
1345
01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:33,215
I knew it.
1346
01:01:34,390 --> 01:01:35,880
I knew it.
1347
01:01:36,492 --> 01:01:38,016
Do you feel older?
1348
01:01:38,895 --> 01:01:39,987
Yes.
1349
01:01:41,731 --> 01:01:43,699
So when is your tour starting?
1350
01:01:43,766 --> 01:01:45,893
You know, we actually just had
to push it another month.
1351
01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:48,697
Our tour manager totally screwed it up.
1352
01:01:49,205 --> 01:01:50,399
She got the dates wrong.
1353
01:01:50,506 --> 01:01:54,408
Actually, Cece, who I think you've met.
1354
01:01:54,510 --> 01:01:55,340
Oh.
1355
01:01:55,411 --> 01:01:56,776
The blonde.
Yeah, the blonde.
1356
01:01:56,913 --> 01:02:00,178
At the park, and at the show.
1357
01:02:00,249 --> 01:02:03,241
Right.
You... you had a thing with her, right?
1358
01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,513
No. No, no.
1359
01:02:05,588 --> 01:02:07,385
She works with me.
1360
01:02:07,457 --> 01:02:10,893
She's my tour manager,
and not into guys.
1361
01:02:10,993 --> 01:02:14,759
But what makes you think
that I was into her?
1362
01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:18,090
The fact that I'm now officially
an idiot.
1363
01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:20,031
His lesbian tour manager?
1364
01:02:20,103 --> 01:02:21,468
Oh.
1365
01:02:30,113 --> 01:02:31,774
What's this?
1366
01:02:31,914 --> 01:02:33,381
It's a birthday present.
1367
01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:38,554
It'll bring you luck.
1368
01:02:38,621 --> 01:02:41,021
And I thought you could
use a little bit.
1369
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,356
Thank you.
1370
01:02:50,399 --> 01:02:51,832
It's beautiful.
1371
01:02:52,735 --> 01:02:54,066
You're welcome.
1372
01:02:59,308 --> 01:03:01,435
You're not mad at me, are you?
1373
01:03:02,478 --> 01:03:03,775
No.
1374
01:03:04,247 --> 01:03:07,739
No, it's actually just the opposite.
1375
01:03:07,817 --> 01:03:09,580
And that's the problem.
1376
01:03:13,489 --> 01:03:15,081
Good night.
1377
01:03:18,995 --> 01:03:22,089
Don't get too attached, Dale.
1378
01:03:23,332 --> 01:03:24,094
Come on, Jill.
1379
01:03:24,167 --> 01:03:27,000
We're gonna go have a sleepover
at Dale's tonight.
1380
01:03:27,103 --> 01:03:28,536
Drew!
1381
01:03:29,205 --> 01:03:30,103
You ok?
1382
01:03:30,206 --> 01:03:33,607
She needs a couple glasses of water
and some sleep.
1383
01:03:33,743 --> 01:03:35,608
Let's go. - Yeah.
1384
01:03:35,878 --> 01:03:37,402
Come on, babe.
1385
01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,011
Ah, that's disgusting.
1386
01:03:42,118 --> 01:03:42,550
No.
1387
01:03:42,685 --> 01:03:45,153
This is definitely picture worthy.
1388
01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,019
Is that her puke bucket?
1389
01:03:58,868 --> 01:04:01,632
Look at... Becca's panties.
1390
01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:08,541
They're grannie panties.
1391
01:04:08,644 --> 01:04:09,838
Bowie.
1392
01:04:09,912 --> 01:04:12,312
He's gonna have the worst diarrhea
in the morning.
1393
01:04:15,251 --> 01:04:17,651
It's so weird getting older, isn't it?
1394
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:20,883
Everything just... changes so fast.
1395
01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:24,660
Yeah, but that's supposed to be
the exciting part, isn't it?
1396
01:04:25,995 --> 01:04:28,463
Why haven't you ever dated Zach?
1397
01:04:32,001 --> 01:04:36,995
Because I never felt like I was...
good enough for him.
1398
01:04:37,073 --> 01:04:39,268
But you like him a lot, right?
1399
01:04:40,509 --> 01:04:41,407
Yeah.
1400
01:04:41,510 --> 01:04:43,910
And you think he's handsome.
1401
01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:45,035
Yeah.
1402
01:04:45,147 --> 01:04:47,047
And he likes that dog of yours.
1403
01:04:47,149 --> 01:04:50,243
Yeah. He loves Bowie.
1404
01:04:51,020 --> 01:04:53,045
And he's one of your best friends.
1405
01:04:53,155 --> 01:04:54,554
Mm-hmm.
1406
01:04:54,624 --> 01:04:57,058
Why don't you pursue him?
1407
01:04:57,593 --> 01:04:59,584
I always liked him.
1408
01:05:00,263 --> 01:05:03,061
I'm just not good at pursuing a guy.
1409
01:05:04,867 --> 01:05:07,165
HALLIE, I'm sorry if I made you feel...
jealous.
1410
01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:09,534
I mean, I never, never meant to.
1411
01:05:09,605 --> 01:05:11,732
I never even knew I did.
1412
01:05:12,174 --> 01:05:15,632
I guess I just feel the way you felt
with J.P., you know?
1413
01:05:16,979 --> 01:05:19,038
Yeah. I understand that.
1414
01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,218
The next morning as soon as she woke up
1415
01:05:26,289 --> 01:05:29,452
Jill took a cab straight home
to face the music.
1416
01:05:29,926 --> 01:05:32,724
Not knowing if that music...
would be a wedding march.
1417
01:05:34,096 --> 01:05:35,757
Drew.
1418
01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:38,631
I'm sorry.
1419
01:05:40,336 --> 01:05:42,065
I'm so sorry.
1420
01:05:47,743 --> 01:05:49,540
I love you.
1421
01:05:57,753 --> 01:05:59,550
I really do love you.
1422
01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:02,248
Me, too.
1423
01:06:09,932 --> 01:06:12,457
Smell my hair.
Does it still smell like cigarettes?
1424
01:06:14,170 --> 01:06:15,364
No. It smells like Jill.
1425
01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:16,301
Ugh.
1426
01:06:16,439 --> 01:06:17,804
Wow. Look at this.
1427
01:06:17,940 --> 01:06:20,306
Party at our place, and it's only 9am.
1428
01:06:20,376 --> 01:06:23,812
Last night, she was wearing the ugliest
pair of cotton granny panties
1429
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:26,143
I've ever seen in my entire life.
1430
01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,247
Oh, come on, Seven.
1431
01:06:28,351 --> 01:06:30,785
We all know that you have a pair
of granny panties stashed somewhere.
1432
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:31,852
Please.
1433
01:06:31,954 --> 01:06:33,945
Shut up. They were my period panties.
1434
01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:35,588
Hello.
1435
01:06:35,691 --> 01:06:37,386
Sorry to uh, just barge in like that.
1436
01:06:37,526 --> 01:06:38,788
But the door was open.
1437
01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:39,587
Hey.
1438
01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:41,526
Look, I'm recruiting people
for a ride up the coast.
1439
01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:42,255
Who's in?
1440
01:06:42,331 --> 01:06:44,128
Can't. - Can't.
1441
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:45,264
Dale?
1442
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:47,302
Now don't even... begin to say no.
1443
01:06:47,403 --> 01:06:49,303
You're... coming with me.
You need the fresh air.
1444
01:06:49,405 --> 01:06:50,929
So does... Bowie.
1445
01:06:53,042 --> 01:06:54,600
What do you think... Bowie?
1446
01:07:00,149 --> 01:07:02,640
All right. Twist our arm.
1447
01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:22,429
Thank you.
1448
01:08:22,498 --> 01:08:24,261
I think he wants to go inside.
1449
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:25,562
Ok.
1450
01:08:25,701 --> 01:08:28,295
Go in, boy. Good, dog.
1451
01:08:29,071 --> 01:08:30,800
Thanks. I really needed that.
1452
01:08:30,906 --> 01:08:34,307
Yeah. So did I. Definitely.
1453
01:08:46,388 --> 01:08:50,290
Look, I can I just talk to you
for a second, Dale?
1454
01:08:50,426 --> 01:08:54,123
Just about you and me and about us
1455
01:08:54,263 --> 01:08:56,424
and what's happening here.
1456
01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:58,858
What about us?
1457
01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:00,629
I don't know, I just...
1458
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:06,772
I think I'm falling in love with you.
1459
01:09:09,211 --> 01:09:10,508
And I know that scares you, and l-
1460
01:09:10,613 --> 01:09:11,602
It's not gonna really-
1461
01:09:11,747 --> 01:09:16,411
I'm not going anywhere, Dale.
1462
01:09:16,952 --> 01:09:17,976
I'm not gonna die on you.
1463
01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:21,454
I'm not your mother, or your father.
1464
01:09:21,757 --> 01:09:24,692
You are so scared of anything
that's real.
1465
01:09:25,494 --> 01:09:27,359
And I'm right here.
1466
01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:32,294
And I just want to know if you
feel the same way.
1467
01:09:35,571 --> 01:09:39,769
You hooked up with one of
my best friends, Zach.
1468
01:09:42,111 --> 01:09:43,442
Wow.
1469
01:09:45,314 --> 01:09:47,179
Wow, I thought I understood
what was going on here.
1470
01:09:47,249 --> 01:09:51,015
But I guess I was just
I guess I was just totally wrong.
1471
01:09:52,821 --> 01:09:54,550
I can't believe you're saying that
about me.
1472
01:09:54,657 --> 01:09:56,386
I can't believe you don't trust me.
1473
01:10:00,396 --> 01:10:02,455
I just want something real.
1474
01:10:02,565 --> 01:10:04,556
I've been chasing you for two years
Dale.
1475
01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:05,725
Two years.
1476
01:10:05,834 --> 01:10:07,392
You know how that feels?
1477
01:10:08,837 --> 01:10:09,735
But I can't do it anymore.
1478
01:10:09,838 --> 01:10:12,068
Not if you don't feel the same way
about me.
1479
01:10:21,417 --> 01:10:23,044
Goodbye, Dale.
1480
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:37,024
I told Zach I want something real.
1481
01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:41,768
And here I go screwing up the best
chance I'll ever have at something real.
1482
01:10:42,404 --> 01:10:44,838
What do you think I wished...
for my birthday?
1483
01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:48,407
It... starts with Z and ends with Ack.
1484
01:10:50,779 --> 01:10:54,545
And it turns out...
Zach didn't even sleep with Hallie.
1485
01:10:57,786 --> 01:11:00,380
And even if he had
how could I blame him?
1486
01:11:00,456 --> 01:11:03,254
I practically...
pushed him into Hallie's arms.
1487
01:11:03,325 --> 01:11:04,417
She was right.
1488
01:11:04,526 --> 01:11:06,517
Maybe I do play victim sometimes.
1489
01:11:06,595 --> 01:11:08,324
Everyone's been right about me.
1490
01:11:08,430 --> 01:11:10,762
You're afraid of a real
relationship, Dale.
1491
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,798
I've just had a blind eye to it.
1492
01:11:12,901 --> 01:11:14,528
I've scared of getting hurt.
1493
01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:16,537
Because he's too perfect.
1494
01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:18,470
I've kept Zach at arm's length.
1495
01:11:18,574 --> 01:11:20,565
You are so afraid of getting hurt
that you end up picking guys
1496
01:11:20,676 --> 01:11:22,610
that have absolutely no substance.
1497
01:11:23,879 --> 01:11:24,277
Hey...
1498
01:11:24,413 --> 01:11:27,746
Am I gonna live the rest of my life...
with guys like... this?
1499
01:11:27,816 --> 01:11:30,216
Just to... avoid someone... real?
1500
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:35,219
No. Hell no!
1501
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:37,282
I'm ready to change.
1502
01:11:37,660 --> 01:11:40,094
If I get... one more chance...
1503
01:11:40,229 --> 01:11:42,163
I won't screw it up... again.
1504
01:11:42,564 --> 01:11:45,590
If I just get one more... chance.
1505
01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:10,949
I'll be right there.
1506
01:12:20,269 --> 01:12:21,736
What are you doing here?
1507
01:12:22,404 --> 01:12:24,804
I wanted to come by and talk.
1508
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:27,170
Look, I think we've done enough talking.
1509
01:12:27,276 --> 01:12:29,073
I'm really not interested in talking
with you.
1510
01:12:29,178 --> 01:12:33,877
I just wanted to say that I understand
that this isn't gonna work.
1511
01:12:33,982 --> 01:12:35,882
You and I, that is.
1512
01:12:37,553 --> 01:12:38,986
Ok.
1513
01:12:40,155 --> 01:12:42,817
Why did you hang out with me?
1514
01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:47,720
Because I don't want to be rude when
you show up to my house unannounced.
1515
01:12:47,830 --> 01:12:49,957
Like, like right now.
1516
01:12:50,065 --> 01:12:51,157
And you're like a tiger.
1517
01:12:51,233 --> 01:12:54,634
And... you throw yourself at me,
1518
01:12:54,737 --> 01:12:56,329
and I don't have someone
to blame right now...
1519
01:12:56,405 --> 01:12:58,873
but you're the best I can come up
with on the fly.
1520
01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:03,571
Why aren't you with Dale?
1521
01:13:03,712 --> 01:13:05,179
You're not the typical Hollywood guy,
1522
01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:08,182
and she needs someone real like that.
1523
01:13:08,250 --> 01:13:10,514
Look, I really don't know
what to say to that.
1524
01:13:12,087 --> 01:13:14,988
Dale made it pretty clear that
she's not interested in me.
1525
01:13:15,090 --> 01:13:18,457
You guys just have something
between you two.
1526
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,856
I've seen guys come in
and out of her life.
1527
01:13:21,930 --> 01:13:25,593
But I've never seen her
be as comfortable and happy
1528
01:13:25,734 --> 01:13:27,998
as she is when she's with you.
1529
01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:31,728
Whatever she's going through
please don't give up on her, Zach.
1530
01:13:31,874 --> 01:13:33,569
Just let her work it out.
1531
01:13:38,213 --> 01:13:41,808
I'm sorry if I hurt you.
I never meant to do that.
1532
01:13:42,284 --> 01:13:45,879
You didn't. I hurt myself.
1533
01:13:48,757 --> 01:13:51,749
I just gotta open my eyes
a little wider next time.
1534
01:13:55,931 --> 01:14:00,459
Can we maybe um, hang out just like
be friends and stuff?
1535
01:14:01,470 --> 01:14:02,903
Yeah, I don't see why not.
1536
01:14:02,971 --> 01:14:04,563
That'd be good.
1537
01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:06,064
Ok.
1538
01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:07,233
Good night.
1539
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:09,071
Can we hang out right now maybe?
1540
01:14:09,178 --> 01:14:09,940
I don't think that would
be a very good idea.
1541
01:14:10,078 --> 01:14:11,443
Maybe I can just come in.
1542
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:12,410
Not good.
1543
01:14:12,481 --> 01:14:14,381
Right. Yeah.
1544
01:14:20,422 --> 01:14:21,946
No, no, no, no. You don't understand.
1545
01:14:22,090 --> 01:14:24,524
She wants yellow roses. Not red.
1546
01:14:24,626 --> 01:14:26,150
Ok, bye.
1547
01:14:26,428 --> 01:14:27,395
Hey.
1548
01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:28,930
Sounds like we got here just in time.
1549
01:14:29,064 --> 01:14:30,531
How can we help, maid of honor?
1550
01:14:30,632 --> 01:14:33,123
I am so late. Talk to Seven.
1551
01:14:33,969 --> 01:14:35,766
I'll be right back.
1552
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:37,397
Hello.
1553
01:14:37,473 --> 01:14:38,667
Hello.
1554
01:14:39,074 --> 01:14:41,406
3... 2, 1.
1555
01:14:41,510 --> 01:14:43,978
My keys. Thank you.
1556
01:14:45,447 --> 01:14:47,642
3... 2, 1.
1557
01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:49,774
And the picture.
1558
01:14:49,885 --> 01:14:51,819
Oh, thanks.
1559
01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:55,214
I'm gonna follow her.
1560
01:14:55,357 --> 01:14:59,521
Make sure she makes it all the way
to the elevator and out the front door.
1561
01:15:07,836 --> 01:15:09,770
Today's the big day!
1562
01:15:12,241 --> 01:15:16,234
Ok, so the funny thing about pantyhose
is, there isn't a... tag.
1563
01:15:16,378 --> 01:15:18,642
How do you tell which way...
is the front?
1564
01:15:18,914 --> 01:15:21,041
You really can't with these things.
1565
01:15:22,217 --> 01:15:22,876
Hi.
1566
01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:24,542
Is there a beautiful bride in here?
1567
01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:26,018
Oh, look at you. Nice suit.
1568
01:15:26,121 --> 01:15:26,917
Oh, shut up.
1569
01:15:27,055 --> 01:15:29,546
You're the one who looks beautiful.
It's your day.
1570
01:15:29,658 --> 01:15:31,216
Gosh.
1571
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,726
Becca, what the hell are you doing?
1572
01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:37,460
No. You're not wearing pantyhose.
It's hot. Take them off.
1573
01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:39,534
No. Ridiculous.
1574
01:15:39,601 --> 01:15:42,069
I'm so sorry.
Oh, my god. Where have you been?
1575
01:15:42,170 --> 01:15:44,001
We just wanted to make sure everything
was set up, you know,
1576
01:15:44,072 --> 01:15:47,473
perfectly at the reception
and the dinner, and it's great.
1577
01:15:48,176 --> 01:15:49,370
Wow.
1578
01:15:49,478 --> 01:15:50,945
You look amazing.
1579
01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:53,377
You look like a princess.
1580
01:16:02,357 --> 01:16:03,381
What's wrong?
1581
01:16:03,525 --> 01:16:04,389
Don't cry.
1582
01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:08,759
It's just, I've dreamed
about this day my whole life.
1583
01:16:08,897 --> 01:16:10,728
Since my first communion. Is that weird?
1584
01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:11,890
No, hon.
1585
01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:14,367
We've all been dreaming about
our own weddings.
1586
01:16:14,970 --> 01:16:18,269
Now that I'm here
this doesn't feel right.
1587
01:16:19,374 --> 01:16:21,899
Everything will work out as it... should.
1588
01:16:22,778 --> 01:16:25,645
The future kind of has a funny way
of doing that.
1589
01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:29,183
You just have to wait
and see how it all unfolds.
1590
01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:36,087
Deep breath.
1591
01:16:36,191 --> 01:16:37,920
Yeah. Take a deep breath.
1592
01:16:44,566 --> 01:16:45,965
Hey. Wait. Picture.
1593
01:16:46,068 --> 01:16:47,763
No. No pictures.
1594
01:16:47,903 --> 01:16:48,995
Ok.
1595
01:16:50,138 --> 01:16:51,765
Oh... you know you love it.
1596
01:16:51,907 --> 01:16:53,772
Ooh, you like that?
Huh, what about here?
1597
01:16:53,909 --> 01:16:56,104
Oh, work it. Work it.
1598
01:16:56,244 --> 01:16:57,734
You better tag me in all these photos.
1599
01:16:57,879 --> 01:16:58,743
Ok, I like that.
1600
01:16:58,814 --> 01:16:59,906
Oh.
1601
01:17:00,015 --> 01:17:01,243
Hey.
1602
01:17:01,316 --> 01:17:02,908
No, seriously. I can't find Drew.
1603
01:17:03,018 --> 01:17:05,748
I'm sure he's just finishing
getting ready.
1604
01:17:06,755 --> 01:17:08,222
Seven, you ever think about marriage?
1605
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:09,985
Do I ever think about marriage?
1606
01:17:10,258 --> 01:17:11,589
To who, you?
1607
01:17:11,660 --> 01:17:12,752
No. Never.
1608
01:17:12,894 --> 01:17:14,361
No.
1609
01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:18,297
Do you ever think about, you know
having a family. Kids?
1610
01:17:18,433 --> 01:17:20,333
Yeah, I mean I want to.
1611
01:17:20,435 --> 01:17:22,335
Do you ever think about marrying a guy?
1612
01:17:22,437 --> 01:17:24,132
Maybe.
1613
01:17:24,439 --> 01:17:25,804
If they ever make it legal.
1614
01:17:25,907 --> 01:17:28,705
Or if I ever move to Canada.
1615
01:17:29,911 --> 01:17:31,139
Right.
1616
01:17:31,380 --> 01:17:32,938
What about you, Dale?
1617
01:17:33,048 --> 01:17:35,107
Do you ever want to get married?
1618
01:17:36,318 --> 01:17:37,842
Excuse me, Dale?
1619
01:17:37,953 --> 01:17:38,351
Hi.
1620
01:17:38,453 --> 01:17:40,045
We're gonna close the front doors now.
1621
01:17:40,188 --> 01:17:41,780
Uh, can we get a picture please?
1622
01:17:41,923 --> 01:17:42,821
Uh, sure.
1623
01:17:42,924 --> 01:17:45,722
Princess... picture pants here
she loves taking photos.
1624
01:17:45,827 --> 01:17:47,294
It's a wedding gift.
1625
01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:49,125
Especially of hot guys.
1626
01:17:49,264 --> 01:17:50,390
No, I'm just kidding.
1627
01:17:50,499 --> 01:17:53,366
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I like it. Mm-hmm.
1628
01:17:54,469 --> 01:17:55,731
Um... are they ready?
1629
01:17:55,871 --> 01:17:58,931
Uh, I think so just give us two seconds.
1630
01:17:59,708 --> 01:18:00,640
I'll go get Drew.
1631
01:18:00,742 --> 01:18:02,801
Do one shirtless. - Ok.
1632
01:18:04,212 --> 01:18:05,474
Hey, we ready?
1633
01:18:05,614 --> 01:18:06,740
No.
1634
01:18:06,848 --> 01:18:07,507
What do you mean no?
1635
01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:08,878
Well... we're waiting on Drew.
1636
01:18:08,984 --> 01:18:11,145
Ah, so typical.
1637
01:18:30,672 --> 01:18:33,106
Drew left no explanation with anyone.
1638
01:18:33,241 --> 01:18:35,402
I guess he felt he didn't need to since
1639
01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:38,775
he never actually asked Jill
to marry him in the first place.
1640
01:18:39,247 --> 01:18:43,650
But as difficult and embarrassing
as the day was for Jill, deep down,
1641
01:18:43,752 --> 01:18:45,777
I don't think she was surprised.
1642
01:18:46,354 --> 01:18:50,791
You can't push a guy into marriage like
that and then expect a happy outcome.
1643
01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:55,026
Perhaps at one point Drew did love her.
1644
01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:57,331
He just forgot why.
1645
01:19:06,341 --> 01:19:08,036
What now?
1646
01:19:08,910 --> 01:19:10,775
Do you want to go get
some pepperoni pizza?
1647
01:19:10,912 --> 01:19:13,881
Honey, I think she needs something a
little bit stiffer than a pizza.
1648
01:19:13,949 --> 01:19:16,349
How about a double Jack
on the rocks, huh?
1649
01:19:17,819 --> 01:19:19,878
Uh, excuse me, Jill, I...
1650
01:19:19,955 --> 01:19:23,152
I just want to let you know that
my confessional is open all week long.
1651
01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:25,818
I'll be there if you need to speak
about anything or talk,
1652
01:19:25,927 --> 01:19:26,825
get things off your mind.
1653
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:30,455
And I um... I don't mean to have
to do this.
1654
01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:32,089
It's kind of required.
1655
01:19:32,234 --> 01:19:33,895
This is a crisis prevention helpline
1656
01:19:33,969 --> 01:19:36,130
if you need to talk to somebody
about anything.
1657
01:19:36,238 --> 01:19:38,900
And this is a poison control.
1658
01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:40,908
Probably might need that. I don't know.
1659
01:19:40,976 --> 01:19:44,468
The good news is we have singles night
on Tuesdays down in the basement.
1660
01:19:44,579 --> 01:19:46,774
We like to dance around.
It's a lot of fun.
1661
01:19:46,915 --> 01:19:49,748
I married the church
but I dance and look.
1662
01:19:50,085 --> 01:19:52,918
And if anyone has lifestyle changes
they might want to reconsider,
1663
01:19:53,054 --> 01:19:54,817
they can just, oh, come to my office.
1664
01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:55,719
Thank you, Father.
1665
01:19:55,791 --> 01:19:57,816
You're welcome. Thank you.
1666
01:19:59,261 --> 01:20:01,161
That's not him.
1667
01:20:03,765 --> 01:20:05,130
He's gone.
1668
01:20:12,107 --> 01:20:13,972
Let's go see mommy and daddy.
1669
01:20:14,075 --> 01:20:15,303
Ok.
1670
01:20:16,411 --> 01:20:19,073
Look, Katie. It's a bride! It's a bride!
1671
01:20:19,147 --> 01:20:20,512
Come on!
1672
01:20:21,883 --> 01:20:23,783
I'm gonna be a bride one day, too.
1673
01:20:23,885 --> 01:20:25,546
This is what my dress is gonna
look like.
1674
01:20:25,687 --> 01:20:26,619
Like it?
1675
01:20:26,755 --> 01:20:28,188
Yes. Very pretty.
1676
01:20:28,290 --> 01:20:29,222
Thanks.
1677
01:20:29,324 --> 01:20:31,417
Today's my first communion.
1678
01:20:31,693 --> 01:20:33,991
Hey, my veil is the same as yours.
1679
01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:35,824
Oh, you're right.
1680
01:20:35,897 --> 01:20:36,886
It is.
1681
01:20:37,032 --> 01:20:38,829
You're very pretty.
1682
01:20:39,434 --> 01:20:40,799
Thank you.
1683
01:20:41,636 --> 01:20:43,661
Are you the boy?
1684
01:20:44,973 --> 01:20:45,997
Yes.
1685
01:20:46,107 --> 01:20:48,200
You don't look as pretty as the bride.
1686
01:20:48,310 --> 01:20:50,244
Bye. Bye.
1687
01:20:50,779 --> 01:20:52,872
Story of my life.
1688
01:20:55,116 --> 01:20:56,378
Ok.
1689
01:20:56,551 --> 01:20:57,779
Come on.
1690
01:20:57,886 --> 01:20:59,353
Hey, are you waiting for them?
1691
01:20:59,454 --> 01:21:01,046
If you could give us a ride
I'll make it worth your while.
1692
01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:03,817
Listen, Dale. I'm too tired to drive.
1693
01:21:03,892 --> 01:21:05,587
Will you drive my car home?
1694
01:21:05,727 --> 01:21:07,251
Seven...
1695
01:21:09,598 --> 01:21:11,156
Ok.
1696
01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:15,730
Boy schmoy.
1697
01:21:16,571 --> 01:21:18,368
Dale.
1698
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:20,239
Catch.
1699
01:21:41,830 --> 01:21:43,024
Hey.
1700
01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:44,524
Hey.
1701
01:21:47,969 --> 01:21:51,166
No more douchebag boyfriends
semi relationships,
1702
01:21:51,239 --> 01:21:54,572
and keeping people at an emotional
arms length.
1703
01:21:56,511 --> 01:21:57,569
I just wanted to say-
1704
01:21:57,712 --> 01:21:59,202
No, wait.
1705
01:22:07,722 --> 01:22:10,088
Sure, I'm putting myself at risk again.
1706
01:22:10,425 --> 01:22:15,226
But I'm finally ready to face an
uncertain but promising future.121041
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