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god

why are guys such complete assholes sometimes?

i swear, i just

it just like

just escapes me

well there's this guy, there's

fucking idiot guy

at my college, and he's just like

keeps dropping hints

being a fucking like

he's like sexually harassing me and stuff

i don't know why he thinks that i'm the type of girl who would go for that stuff, y'know?

it just pisses me off

he like keeps doing it too

he's almost like stalking me around the college

just like messing with me

i don't know why he thinks any of that would work

sometimes

you guys

you guys can be so annoying

honestly

well i mean i'm not

i don't mean like you you

but y'know you're like the same age as him, it's just like

nothing i say will just get him to back off

y'know?

there's nothing i can say

well yeah, if

obviously like

a boyfriend would help with all of this, i mean

like if he saw me going around with this guy

like a- like a boyfriend

i wouldn't have this issue, right?

he's just- he'd back off

unless he's a total idiot

but i don't think he's that stupid

well, thanks

i don't think it'd be hard for me to get a guy either

but, i'm in college

i mean i had my fair share in high school

and that was enough

drama for me

and

i don't know i just

it would be nice to just have like

a fake

a fake boyfriend

y'know

but no guy would just agree to that

he'd probably accept- expect like

sex as payment

for his troubles or something

i don't wanna have to deal with that

god, i just need a guy, who just

who'd go for it y'know, he would just

no no

no, i wasn't

okay maybe i was thinking

no no no just- just hear me out

i haven't even said anything

just hear me out

okay

i know you know

i know you know that, what i'm gonna say

okay, but i just

look let me start this of by saying

i have helped you out countless times

and

it's only fair that you help me out this one time

okay? i haven't even asked for anything, ever

pretty much

okay?

so will you do it?

you want me to tell you what i want you to do?

okay look

i need some- i need a guy

who's not gonna wanna get something from me

just to pose as

y'know my boyfriend

and the only guy i can think of

for that role, would be you

you know?

my brother

i know you're- you think it's like weird and stuff

and it pro- it is a little weird

but honestly you're like the only guy who's not gonna wanna like get something from me

i can't trust anyone else to help me like this, y'know?

'cause we're family, we should be doing this kinda stuff for each other all the time anyway

alright look, i

just, y'know i

i'm not really asking for much, okay i just

well like what i mean is

i need you to like go around with me

at my college

like one- one of these days

or maybe like multiple days

just to get this guy really of my back

and

y'know

like, you just look like my boyfriend

and since you go to a different college, no one knows that you're related to me so

otherwise this wouldn't work would it

or people thought we were really messed up

i'm dating my brother

so?

i mean, what do you think?

it can't be that bad

i mean you just have to pretend

that

you're my boyfriend, and i'm your girlfriend

and y'know

but like we're gonna have to

we're gonna have to make it look like y'know, we're actually together

well i mean like

we have to be believable

like we can't just walk around not holding hands, y'know

s-

yeah well i mean like, holding hands and

i don't know, just like looking

however boyfriends and girlfriends look together

well what, i mean

i guess like they'll kiss and stuff

is that what you're talking about?

that must-

is that what you're afraid of?

i mean i guess

it's a little weird but

i mean we're brother and sister, and family like kisses and

hugs all the time

it's not that weird

the only difference is

you're gonna have to make it look like you're actually in love with me, not that you just love me, y'know?

like a brother does

i mean

maybe we practice right now

just to see

just to make sure we can be believable

'cause if this guy doesn't believe that we're actually in love, then like

y'know

he's probably not- never gonna stop, and seriously he's

he's distracting me like in class

he'll just bug me the whole time

and i can't pay attention to what the professor is saying, so

well like, so what i was thinking, like

we should practice, like

y'know kinda like

well like those actors in Hollywood, y'know sometimes they

they'll kinda live the role

in their personal lives

to make it like more believable

so i was thinking we could do something like that, like

well yeah, like right now

it's really not that weird

lo- okay here look

i'll go first

okay, and don't freak out

okay? remember i'm just your sister

i'm not like looking for anything more

i just need you to like

pretend, this is just make believe, okay?

we just- we gotta get ready to make this look good, in public

okay?

so look

i'm just gonna

don't move, and don't flinch

i'm just gonna put my hands on your legs

okay?

don't think anything of it. because we're just getting used to it

'kay?

there

wasn't so bad right?

okay, so, y'know

people who are in love

they kinda like

rub

and like

y'know

like touch really gently

is it weird that i'm just like staring at you?

whatever man

it's- you're my brother and

if- you should be

i mean you should not take this very seriously, okay?

see? it's not so bad

it's like getting a massage

think about it like that, okay?

okay, now do it to me

put your-

put your

put your leg like

here, get a little closer

there, okay

now

just put your hands

on my thighs

well so what if i'm wearing shorts?

you've given me hugs, when i was wearing like, a bikini before

this is not really that different

just

here

right?

here, let me guide your hands

your hands are so like

sweaty

you should just really just like, calm down

is there something i can do, to just like

make it so you don't freak out about this whole thing

why?

why are you so like uptight about all of this?

here, let me

there

just like relax, okay?

but i don't want you to close your yes

because you need to see what's gonna be like happening in like public i mean you're not gonna be able to shut me out

when we're out there, y'know?

you gotta look at me lovingly, okay?

this is just an act though

so don't take it so serious

okay look

but i'm s-

i- we do have to like get to the good stuff

and we don't have all day

i know you wanna like, do your own videogames, or whatever you do

so we're just gonna like move ahead

to some of the more like

i mean i've seen

i mean i- i- i-

the couples at my college i mean

they- they do some pretty like intimate things in public

i'm not talking about having sex, but like

they'll touch

each others like body parts, like

a butt, or like a boob

well yeah

here, okay, look

so you know what i'm gonna ask you to do next, so

just

i'm gonna put my hands on my boobs

'kay, so you don't freak out

and then i want you to put your hands, on my hands

okay?

and then just kind of like

just

hold your hands there

okay?

here, come close

is that good?

yeah, see?

so i'm controlling it

just relax

holy crap

you are freaking out

okay

you don't like that, do you?

see?

i moved my hands

now it's just your hands on my boobs

it's not so bad

just your sister

not a demon

yeah, that's what they all say

guys really like my boobs

okay, so

obviously the next thing that we should do, is

like

a kiss

okay?

so just sit there

and i'm gonna kiss you

okay?

just sit there

see?

now

i'm- i'm- i'm not just gonna like kiss your like cheek now though

i'm- i'm gonna like nibble on your ear

and kiss your neck, okay?

'cause that's like

it's the only way we can do it believably, people won't

buy it

if we don't do this kinda stuff

so let's just

let's do it right now

did you like that?

oh my god

no, it's okay

that was probably what you were nervous about, right?

popping a boner

it's okay

look this kinda, i-

like i said, it doesn't really matter that we're

brother and sister, we're just pretending, and

it seems like you're getting really into it

i can't possibly be upset about that

but i- i have to admit

i've never seen my brother's boner before

uhm

i mean this is probably gonna happen in public too

and i mean the only way to make it look natural

like, my reaction and stuff

is to kinda like

is to like deal it- with it right now, just

kinda work through it

yeah i- i mean i'm- that's kinda what i mean

you don't-

okay look

just

sit there

yes, i took of my shirt

stop being so serious about all this

yeah, i'm gonna take off everything

you gotta, not like

you're just so wound or something, i

you're like all tight and everything

you just gotta relax, okay?

no i don't do this for all the boys, obviously

but i need to make you more comfortable

so, i think

i think you should just take it out

okay?

just take it out

and

and feel my boobs

okay?

do you like that?

you like it when i use my hand to help you?

oh

okay maybe we are going a little too far

but it's just make believe, so it doesn't really matter, like

right?

we- it's just

we have to- we should do this like now

we should- we should do like

do it

you know?

to make it believable

i mean

real like believable couples

usually are intimate in public, after they've had sex, y'know?

and i feel like

if- if we just go the extreme first

then being intimate

and like affectionate in public, will look

really good

yeah i'm- i'm your sister

but like, no one needs to know

plus it looks like you really wanna do this anyway, and

you should be doing it for me

i've done so many things for you

it's only fair that you help me out with this thing

i want this to be believable

please?

i can't believe i'm begging my brother to fuck me

oh saying it out loud is kinda weird

maybe if you wear a condom it won't be so weird, right?

fucking a family member

okay

here let me stand up

what? of course i remember where you freaking condoms are

well yeah i said remember, because

okay, in high school

i used to come in here whenever i wanted a condom

oh my god

magnum?

you've upgraded?

okay, just uhm

it's been like a while since i've done this

just uh

wow, i'm gonna touch your cock, okay

ready?

does that feel good?

oh my god

my brother's penis

okay, i'm just gonna

i'm- i'm just gonna roll it down

okay? wow you're really hard

just gonna roll it

oh my god

oh my god

it's a good thing you upgraded, because, uhm

your cock is really big

wouldn't want this thing to rip when we're-

y'know

okay so here's what i was thinking

wow

uhm

in order to make this

y'know, like

believable

'cause that's why we're doing this, of course, i mean

it's not supposed to be like, for fun

but uhm

i mean

like, how would

how would you feel if like

i just sucked you a little bit

i mean it's not so bad, it's just a- like a blowjob, right?

yeah?

oh my god, i'm gonna suck my brother's cock

oh my god, this is turning really really wrong

but i don't care as long as you're okay with it

i wanna keep doing it

okay?

okay

y'know i

i just totally realized, how like

unfair this is for you

i mean not really, because

i'm about to like

suck your penis, but

like, you're

totally hard right now

and i know how like weird that might make you feel

but uhm

i'm pretty wet right now

i mean you're a guy, i'm a girl

we may be bre- related but it's really not that big of a deal

this doesn't really change anything

doesn't like change the laws of attraction

right?

okay, you ready?

have you ever, like, imagined doing this with me?

or should i start volunteering information

'cause i have actually thought about sucking your cock

it's inevitable

y'know?

the same age as me

you're a man

essentially

okay, are you ready?

i think i'm a little bit more gun- gung-ho about this than you are

okay

oh my god

oh my god, i'm about to suck my brother's cock

okay

wow

okay, here we go

you like the sucking?

well what i mean is like, when i

actually

apply some sucking action on you

like that

oh my god, big brother, you are like really big

can you even feel it with the condom on?

i mean i know blowjobs

aren't that good

when you have a condom on

what?

what?

really?

oh

well i mean i- i guess i could keep going, and just make you like

blow

in the condom

i don't know though, like

i know we're doing this just to like

just to make it more believable when we're in pu- public and stuff, but

i know this is like really bad to say because, we are family

like

i don't know i

like

i kinda wanna fuck

y'know?

i could just make you cum right now

and what we're doing wouldn't be that bad, right?

but like

if- if we actually fuck, it would be

going to the next level, an-and

i mean what do you think?

like i really wanna feel you inside of me, and

really?

okay, just

o-okay

here, why don't you lay back

you do?

okay just a little bit more

but do not cum, 'cause i do wanna fuck

well yeah, what i meant was like

i didn't want him to feel entitled y'know, like

i could obviously have sex with my make believe boyfriend

but like since your family

you don't feel entitled, plus

you probably thought it was really off limits at the time, just things escalated so quickly

just now

you don't regret it, do you?

well then get laid back

lay back

okay, are you ready to do this?

gotta take my panties off

your sister's naked now

okay, maybe it's a little fun

really fun

wouldn't be like terrible to ask like if i was

in dire need of

cock, and i didn't wanna have to deal with the drama, maybe

i don't know, maybe we could be like fuck buddies or something

is that too

too weird?

brother and sister fuck buddies

okay i really wanna fuck

can i?

are you ready?

just

just

okay

i'mma angle it in

okay are you ready? i'm gonna sit back

oh it's been way too long

y'know it's such a good thing that you're

going this far with me

just to make this whole thing believable to other people

you're such a good brother to me

it's more than i could ever as-

ask

although you seem to be really enjoying yourself

it's not just me, who needs help

it's kinda rubbery

i don't really like the condom

but

i don't know, it'd be really bad if we took the condom off, right?

i don't care

do you?

'kay

here

i hate that thing

okay are you ready? this if for real now

oh that's so much better

i can feel you right now

you're inside of me big brother

god, this is wrong

especially wrong that i'm enjoying myself

you like it when i rock my hips?

you wanna practice some more of that kissing we were doing earlier

it's very appropriate right now

and we still have a lot of practice to do

yeah?

you like it when i kiss you, don't you?

i wanna do it on the mouth though

can i?

while you're inside of me

can i kiss you on the mouth?

i'd like that too

you taste so good big brother

fuck me

oh god

shh

shh shh shh shh

you're what?

you're gonna cum?

oh god

you don't last very long, do you?

maybe

maybe you should cum on yourself or something

and now that you're not wearing a condom, you can't just cum inside of me

oh god

you feel good

and i don't really wanna stop

what?

you should've told me

oh god, you have a lot of cum

oh it's coming out

you came inside of me

i don't

that might be a little too much

there's nothing you can do about it now, can i?

can't be helped

i really actually kinda like it, but

it's so naughty

you just came inside of your sister

with no condom

there's too much cum big brother

you totally spilled your load

god

i know it feels so good

i uhm

i think we should do this a lot more often

in order

to make our act like truly believable

to make it look like we're in love, and we're

together, and we're fucking on a regular basis, there's

only really on way to do that believably, and that's to actually

live it

do you like that idea?

i have to clean up, you are

oozing out of me right now

is it a deal then?

you'll be my boyfriend at college?

and i'll be your fuck buddy

good