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god
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why are guys such
complete assholes sometimes?
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i swear, i just
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it just like
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just escapes me
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well there's this guy, there's
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fucking idiot guy
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at my college, and he's just like
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keeps dropping hints
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being a fucking like
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he's like sexually harassing me and stuff
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i don't know why he thinks that i'm the type
of girl who would go for that stuff, y'know?
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it just pisses me off
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he like keeps doing it too
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he's almost like stalking
me around the college
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just like messing with me
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i don't know why he thinks
any of that would work
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sometimes
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you guys
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you guys can be so annoying
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honestly
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well i mean i'm not
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i don't mean like you you
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but y'know you're like the
same age as him, it's just like
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nothing i say will just get him to back off
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y'know?
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there's nothing i can say
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well yeah, if
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obviously like
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a boyfriend would help
with all of this, i mean
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like if he saw me going around with this guy
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like a- like a boyfriend
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i wouldn't have this issue, right?
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he's just- he'd back off
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unless he's a total idiot
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but i don't think he's that stupid
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well, thanks
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i don't think it'd be hard
for me to get a guy either
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but, i'm in college
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i mean i had my fair share in high school
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and that was enough
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drama for me
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and
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i don't know i just
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it would be nice to just have like
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a fake
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a fake boyfriend
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y'know
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but no guy would just agree to that
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he'd probably accept- expect like
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sex as payment
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for his troubles or something
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i don't wanna have to deal with that
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god, i just need a guy, who just
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who'd go for it y'know, he would just
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no no
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no, i wasn't
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okay maybe i was thinking
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no no no just- just hear me out
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i haven't even said anything
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just hear me out
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okay
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i know you know
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i know you know that, what i'm gonna say
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okay, but i just
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look let me start this of by saying
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i have helped you out countless times
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and
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it's only fair that you
help me out this one time
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okay? i haven't even asked for anything, ever
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pretty much
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okay?
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so will you do it?
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you want me to tell you what i want you to do?
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okay look
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i need some- i need a guy
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who's not gonna wanna get something from me
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just to pose as
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y'know my boyfriend
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and the only guy i can think of
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for that role, would be you
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you know?
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my brother
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i know you're- you think
it's like weird and stuff
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and it pro- it is a little weird
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but honestly you're like the only
guy who's not gonna wanna
like get something from me
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i can't trust anyone else to
help me like this, y'know?
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'cause we're family, we should be
doing this kinda stuff for each
other all the time anyway
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alright look, i
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just, y'know i
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i'm not really asking for much, okay i just
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well like what i mean is
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i need you to like go around with me
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at my college
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like one- one of these days
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or maybe like multiple days
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just to get this guy really of my back
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and
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y'know
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like, you just look like my boyfriend
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and since you go to a different college,
no one knows that you're related to me so
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otherwise this wouldn't work would it
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or people thought we were really messed up
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i'm dating my brother
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so?
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i mean, what do you think?
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it can't be that bad
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i mean you just have to pretend
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that
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you're my boyfriend, and i'm your girlfriend
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and y'know
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but like we're gonna have to
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we're gonna have to make it look like y'know,
we're actually together
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well i mean like
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we have to be believable
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like we can't just walk
around not holding hands, y'know
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s-
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yeah well i mean like, holding hands and
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i don't know, just like looking
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however boyfriends and
girlfriends look together
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well what, i mean
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i guess like they'll kiss and stuff
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is that what you're talking about?
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that must-
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is that what you're afraid of?
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i mean i guess
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it's a little weird but
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i mean we're brother and sister,
and family like kisses and
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hugs all the time
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it's not that weird
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the only difference is
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you're gonna have to make it look
like you're actually in love with me,
not that you just love me, y'know?
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like a brother does
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i mean
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maybe we practice right now
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just to see
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just to make sure we can be believable
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'cause if this guy doesn't believe
that we're actually in love, then like
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y'know
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he's probably not- never
gonna stop, and seriously he's
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he's distracting me like in class
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he'll just bug me the whole time
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and i can't pay attention to
what the professor is saying, so
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well like, so what i was thinking, like
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we should practice, like
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y'know kinda like
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well like those actors in Hollywood,
y'know sometimes they
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they'll kinda live the role
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in their personal lives
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to make it like more believable
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so i was thinking we could
do something like that, like
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well yeah, like right now
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it's really not that weird
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lo- okay here look
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i'll go first
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okay, and don't freak out
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okay? remember i'm just your sister
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i'm not like looking for anything more
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i just need you to like
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pretend, this is just make believe, okay?
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we just- we gotta get ready to
make this look good, in public
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okay?
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so look
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i'm just gonna
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don't move, and don't flinch
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i'm just gonna put my hands on your legs
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okay?
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don't think anything of it.
because we're just getting used to it
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'kay?
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there
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wasn't so bad right?
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okay, so, y'know
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people who are in love
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they kinda like
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rub
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and like
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y'know
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like touch really gently
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is it weird that i'm just like staring at you?
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whatever man
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it's- you're my brother and
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if- you should be
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i mean you should not take
this very seriously, okay?
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see? it's not so bad
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it's like getting a massage
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think about it like that, okay?
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okay, now do it to me
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put your-
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put your
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put your leg like
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here, get a little closer
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there, okay
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now
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just put your hands
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on my thighs
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well so what if i'm wearing shorts?
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you've given me hugs, when i
was wearing like, a bikini before
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this is not really that different
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just
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here
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right?
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here, let me guide your hands
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your hands are so like
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sweaty
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you should just really just like, calm down
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is there something i can do, to just like
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make it so you don't freak
out about this whole thing
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why?
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why are you so like uptight about all of this?
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here, let me
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there
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just like relax, okay?
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but i don't want you to close your yes
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because you need to see what's gonna
be like happening in like public i mean
you're not gonna be able to shut me out
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when we're out there, y'know?
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you gotta look at me lovingly, okay?
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this is just an act though
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so don't take it so serious
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okay look
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but i'm s-
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i- we do have to like get to the good stuff
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and we don't have all day
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i know you wanna like, do your
own videogames, or whatever you do
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so we're just gonna like move ahead
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to some of the more like
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i mean i've seen
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i mean i- i- i-
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the couples at my college i mean
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they- they do some pretty like
intimate things in public
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i'm not talking about having sex, but like
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they'll touch
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each others like body parts, like
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a butt, or like a boob
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well yeah
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here, okay, look
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so you know what i'm gonna ask you to do next, so
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just
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i'm gonna put my hands on my boobs
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'kay, so you don't freak out
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and then i want you to
put your hands, on my hands
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okay?
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and then just kind of like
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just
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hold your hands there
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okay?
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here, come close
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is that good?
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yeah, see?
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so i'm controlling it
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just relax
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holy crap
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you are freaking out
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okay
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you don't like that, do you?
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see?
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i moved my hands
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now it's just your hands on my boobs
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it's not so bad
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just your sister
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not a demon
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yeah, that's what they all say
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guys really like my boobs
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okay, so
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obviously the next
thing that we should do, is
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like
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a kiss
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okay?
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so just sit there
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and i'm gonna kiss you
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okay?
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just sit there
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see?
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now
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i'm- i'm- i'm not just gonna like
kiss your like cheek now though
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i'm- i'm gonna like nibble on your ear
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and kiss your neck, okay?
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'cause that's like
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it's the only way we can
do it believably, people won't
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buy it
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if we don't do this kinda stuff
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so let's just
282
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let's do it right now
283
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did you like that?
284
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oh my god
285
00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:08,050
no, it's okay
286
00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:11,590
that was probably what you
were nervous about, right?
287
00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:12,750
popping a boner
288
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,050
it's okay
289
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,690
look this kinda, i-
290
00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:19,240
like i said, it doesn't
really matter that we're
291
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brother and sister,
we're just pretending, and
292
00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:23,810
it seems like you're getting really into it
293
00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,460
i can't possibly be upset about that
294
00:11:27,370 --> 00:11:28,430
but i- i have to admit
295
00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:30,300
i've never seen my brother's boner before
296
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:35,890
uhm
297
00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:39,480
i mean this is probably
gonna happen in public too
298
00:11:39,980 --> 00:11:42,130
and i mean the only
way to make it look natural
299
00:11:42,130 --> 00:11:43,750
like, my reaction and stuff
300
00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,620
is to kinda like
301
00:11:46,630 --> 00:11:48,920
is to like deal it- with it right now, just
302
00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:50,790
kinda work through it
303
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,960
yeah i- i mean i'm- that's kinda what i mean
304
00:11:57,230 --> 00:11:57,860
you don't-
305
00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:01,100
okay look
306
00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:02,260
just
307
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sit there
308
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,900
yes, i took of my shirt
309
00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,970
stop being so serious about all this
310
00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,310
yeah, i'm gonna take off everything
311
00:12:14,410 --> 00:12:15,920
you gotta, not like
312
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:19,450
you're just so wound or something, i
313
00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:21,890
you're like all tight and everything
314
00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:23,720
you just gotta relax, okay?
315
00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:28,390
no i don't do this for all the boys, obviously
316
00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,990
but i need to make you more comfortable
317
00:12:31,240 --> 00:12:32,530
so, i think
318
00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:35,060
i think you should just take it out
319
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,270
okay?
320
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,640
just take it out
321
00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:39,740
and
322
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,670
and feel my boobs
323
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,070
okay?
324
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,330
do you like that?
325
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,150
you like it when i use my hand to help you?
326
00:12:58,590 --> 00:12:59,160
oh
327
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:07,300
okay maybe we are going a little too far
328
00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:13,940
but it's just make believe,
so it doesn't really matter, like
329
00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:15,210
right?
330
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,780
we- it's just
331
00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,410
we have to- we should do this like now
332
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,180
we should- we should do like
333
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,420
do it
334
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:30,260
you know?
335
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,890
to make it believable
336
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:34,330
i mean
337
00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:37,330
real like believable couples
338
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:42,270
usually are intimate in public,
after they've had sex, y'know?
339
00:13:42,970 --> 00:13:43,940
and i feel like
340
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,570
if- if we just go the extreme first
341
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,370
then being intimate
342
00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:50,740
and like affectionate in public, will look
343
00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,940
really good
344
00:13:54,850 --> 00:13:56,370
yeah i'm- i'm your sister
345
00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:57,950
but like, no one needs to know
346
00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,020
plus it looks like you really
wanna do this anyway, and
347
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,980
you should be doing it for me
348
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,810
i've done so many things for you
349
00:14:06,810 --> 00:14:09,390
it's only fair that you
help me out with this thing
350
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,230
i want this to be believable
351
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,200
please?
352
00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:16,670
i can't believe i'm
begging my brother to fuck me
353
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:19,240
oh saying it out loud is kinda weird
354
00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,910
maybe if you wear a condom
it won't be so weird, right?
355
00:14:25,410 --> 00:14:26,850
fucking a family member
356
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:31,580
okay
357
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,350
here let me stand up
358
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,900
what? of course i remember
where you freaking condoms are
359
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,300
well yeah i said remember, because
360
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,120
okay, in high school
361
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,710
i used to come in here
whenever i wanted a condom
362
00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:57,210
oh my god
363
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,680
magnum?
364
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:00,180
you've upgraded?
365
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,510
okay, just uhm
366
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,620
it's been like a while since i've done this
367
00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,090
just uh
368
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:13,590
wow, i'm gonna touch your cock, okay
369
00:15:16,130 --> 00:15:16,690
ready?
370
00:15:19,830 --> 00:15:20,830
does that feel good?
371
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,300
oh my god
372
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,400
my brother's penis
373
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:27,770
okay, i'm just gonna
374
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,440
i'm- i'm just gonna roll it down
375
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,480
okay? wow you're really hard
376
00:15:34,540 --> 00:15:35,580
just gonna roll it
377
00:15:38,180 --> 00:15:39,450
oh my god
378
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,190
oh my god
379
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,100
it's a good thing you upgraded, because, uhm
380
00:15:54,970 --> 00:15:56,300
your cock is really big
381
00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,790
wouldn't want this thing to rip when we're-
382
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:01,240
y'know
383
00:16:03,570 --> 00:16:05,280
okay so here's what i was thinking
384
00:16:06,210 --> 00:16:06,770
wow
385
00:16:08,350 --> 00:16:09,250
uhm
386
00:16:10,530 --> 00:16:11,850
in order to make this
387
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:13,690
y'know, like
388
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:14,950
believable
389
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,990
'cause that's why we're doing this,
of course, i mean
390
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,090
it's not supposed to be like, for fun
391
00:16:21,430 --> 00:16:22,160
but uhm
392
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:24,530
i mean
393
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:25,460
like, how would
394
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,230
how would you feel if like
395
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,630
i just sucked you a little bit
396
00:16:30,730 --> 00:16:33,500
i mean it's not so bad,
it's just a- like a blowjob, right?
397
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,270
yeah?
398
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:39,310
oh my god, i'm gonna suck my brother's cock
399
00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:43,610
oh my god, this is
turning really really wrong
400
00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:46,720
but i don't care as long as you're okay with it
401
00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:47,920
i wanna keep doing it
402
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:49,150
okay?
403
00:16:53,190 --> 00:16:53,860
okay
404
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:57,510
y'know i
405
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:00,260
i just totally realized, how like
406
00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:02,800
unfair this is for you
407
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,300
i mean not really, because
408
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:05,840
i'm about to like
409
00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:08,210
suck your penis, but
410
00:17:09,670 --> 00:17:10,740
like, you're
411
00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,520
totally hard right now
412
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,310
and i know how like weird
that might make you feel
413
00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:17,520
but uhm
414
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:19,680
i'm pretty wet right now
415
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,130
i mean you're a guy, i'm a girl
416
00:17:22,130 --> 00:17:25,660
we may be bre- related but
it's really not that big of a deal
417
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:27,850
this doesn't really change anything
418
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,840
doesn't like change the laws of attraction
419
00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:31,460
right?
420
00:17:34,730 --> 00:17:35,600
okay, you ready?
421
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:40,610
have you ever, like,
imagined doing this with me?
422
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:45,170
or should i start
volunteering information
423
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,510
'cause i have actually thought
about sucking your cock
424
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:50,620
it's inevitable
425
00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:51,450
y'know?
426
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,080
the same age as me
427
00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:54,620
you're a man
428
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:56,290
essentially
429
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,480
okay, are you ready?
430
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,150
i think i'm a little bit more gun-
gung-ho about this than you are
431
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:07,530
okay
432
00:18:08,530 --> 00:18:09,470
oh my god
433
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,300
oh my god, i'm about to suck my brother's cock
434
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:13,600
okay
435
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:15,670
wow
436
00:18:16,110 --> 00:18:16,970
okay, here we go
437
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:39,960
you like the sucking?
438
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,470
well what i mean is like, when i
439
00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:43,600
actually
440
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,100
apply some sucking action on you
441
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:49,440
like that
442
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:54,280
oh my god, big brother, you are like really big
443
00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:11,500
can you even feel it with the condom on?
444
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,830
i mean i know blowjobs
445
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:17,340
aren't that good
446
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:19,300
when you have a condom on
447
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,420
what?
448
00:19:37,850 --> 00:19:38,420
what?
449
00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:39,420
really?
450
00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:40,640
oh
451
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,100
well i mean i- i guess i could keep going,
and just make you like
452
00:19:45,510 --> 00:19:46,360
blow
453
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:47,970
in the condom
454
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:51,340
i don't know though, like
455
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:53,910
i know we're doing this just to like
456
00:19:56,910 --> 00:20:00,510
just to make it more believable
when we're in pu- public and stuff, but
457
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,650
i know this is like really bad
to say because, we are family
458
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:06,090
like
459
00:20:07,610 --> 00:20:08,450
i don't know i
460
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:10,050
like
461
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:11,890
i kinda wanna fuck
462
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:12,820
y'know?
463
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:15,260
i could just make you cum right now
464
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,750
and what we're doing
wouldn't be that bad, right?
465
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,100
but like
466
00:20:19,330 --> 00:20:21,470
if- if we actually fuck, it would be
467
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,900
going to the next level, an-and
468
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,230
i mean what do you think?
469
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:30,060
like i really wanna feel you inside of me, and
470
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:33,480
really?
471
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,080
okay, just
472
00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:37,780
o-okay
473
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,320
here, why don't you lay back
474
00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:44,290
you do?
475
00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:45,790
okay just a little bit more
476
00:20:45,790 --> 00:20:48,030
but do not cum, 'cause i do wanna fuck
477
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,040
well yeah, what i meant was like
478
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:04,380
i didn't want him to feel entitled y'know, like
479
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,880
i could obviously have sex
with my make believe boyfriend
480
00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,740
but like since your family
481
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,580
you don't feel entitled, plus
482
00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:17,150
you probably thought it was
really off limits at the time,
just things escalated so quickly
483
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:18,560
just now
484
00:21:20,140 --> 00:21:21,440
you don't regret it, do you?
485
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:24,700
well then get laid back
486
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:26,260
lay back
487
00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:31,740
okay, are you ready to do this?
488
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:35,740
gotta take my panties off
489
00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,450
your sister's naked now
490
00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:48,620
okay, maybe it's a little fun
491
00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:51,820
really fun
492
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:58,400
wouldn't be like terrible to ask like if i was
493
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,300
in dire need of
494
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:04,300
cock, and i didn't wanna have
to deal with the drama, maybe
495
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:09,950
i don't know, maybe we could
be like fuck buddies or something
496
00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:10,700
is that too
497
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:11,780
too weird?
498
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,750
brother and sister fuck buddies
499
00:22:17,950 --> 00:22:19,430
okay i really wanna fuck
500
00:22:21,190 --> 00:22:21,890
can i?
501
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,690
are you ready?
502
00:22:26,090 --> 00:22:26,660
just
503
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:28,440
just
504
00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:30,850
okay
505
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:32,200
i'mma angle it in
506
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:34,970
okay are you ready? i'm gonna sit back
507
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:49,950
oh it's been way too long
508
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,320
y'know it's such a good thing that you're
509
00:22:57,090 --> 00:22:58,720
going this far with me
510
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,730
just to make this whole thing
believable to other people
511
00:23:02,390 --> 00:23:04,230
you're such a good brother to me
512
00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:07,230
it's more than i could ever as-
513
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,570
ask
514
00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:13,240
although you seem to be
really enjoying yourself
515
00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:16,370
it's not just me, who needs help
516
00:23:25,380 --> 00:23:26,820
it's kinda rubbery
517
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,310
i don't really like the condom
518
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:30,890
but
519
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:34,830
i don't know, it'd be really bad
if we took the condom off, right?
520
00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:40,020
i don't care
521
00:23:40,020 --> 00:23:40,770
do you?
522
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:43,800
'kay
523
00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:45,370
here
524
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:56,510
i hate that thing
525
00:23:57,550 --> 00:23:59,580
okay are you ready? this if for real now
526
00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,560
oh that's so much better
527
00:24:09,530 --> 00:24:11,300
i can feel you right now
528
00:24:12,230 --> 00:24:14,100
you're inside of me big brother
529
00:24:14,830 --> 00:24:16,200
god, this is wrong
530
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,020
especially wrong that i'm enjoying myself
531
00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:27,980
you like it when i rock my hips?
532
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,550
you wanna practice some more
of that kissing we were doing earlier
533
00:24:34,950 --> 00:24:36,490
it's very appropriate right now
534
00:24:36,490 --> 00:24:38,690
and we still have a lot of practice to do
535
00:24:43,530 --> 00:24:44,280
yeah?
536
00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,210
you like it when i kiss you, don't you?
537
00:25:03,310 --> 00:25:05,020
i wanna do it on the mouth though
538
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:06,950
can i?
539
00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:09,290
while you're inside of me
540
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:12,690
can i kiss you on the mouth?
541
00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:17,430
i'd like that too
542
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,740
you taste so good big brother
543
00:25:28,330 --> 00:25:29,140
fuck me
544
00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:30,260
oh god
545
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:37,920
shh
546
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:39,050
shh shh shh shh
547
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,220
you're what?
548
00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:45,820
you're gonna cum?
549
00:25:46,130 --> 00:25:46,820
oh god
550
00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:50,690
you don't last very long, do you?
551
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:55,430
maybe
552
00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:57,870
maybe you should cum
on yourself or something
553
00:25:58,180 --> 00:26:02,010
and now that you're not wearing a condom,
you can't just cum inside of me
554
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:03,870
oh god
555
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:07,480
you feel good
556
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:09,650
and i don't really wanna stop
557
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:11,580
what?
558
00:26:18,460 --> 00:26:19,820
you should've told me
559
00:26:30,370 --> 00:26:32,100
oh god, you have a lot of cum
560
00:26:32,770 --> 00:26:33,870
oh it's coming out
561
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:36,810
you came inside of me
562
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:38,010
i don't
563
00:26:39,780 --> 00:26:41,680
that might be a little too much
564
00:26:42,750 --> 00:26:44,780
there's nothing you can do about it now, can i?
565
00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:46,550
can't be helped
566
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,840
i really actually kinda like it, but
567
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,220
it's so naughty
568
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:54,960
you just came inside of your sister
569
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,030
with no condom
570
00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:01,230
there's too much cum big brother
571
00:27:01,970 --> 00:27:03,830
you totally spilled your load
572
00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:14,460
god
573
00:27:15,580 --> 00:27:16,910
i know it feels so good
574
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,480
i uhm
575
00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:25,490
i think we should do this a lot more often
576
00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:26,690
in order
577
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,460
to make our act like truly believable
578
00:27:29,460 --> 00:27:31,590
to make it look like we're in love, and we're
579
00:27:31,590 --> 00:27:34,330
together, and we're fucking
on a regular basis, there's
580
00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:37,770
only really on way to do
that believably, and that's to actually
581
00:27:38,770 --> 00:27:39,540
live it
582
00:27:41,890 --> 00:27:42,970
do you like that idea?
583
00:27:46,020 --> 00:27:47,710
i have to clean up, you are
584
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,450
oozing out of me right now
585
00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,420
is it a deal then?
586
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,590
you'll be my boyfriend at college?
587
00:27:57,890 --> 00:27:59,290
and i'll be your fuck buddy
588
00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:08,630
good
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