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("Superhuman" by Clean plays)

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ You're baggin' boys on the street at night ♪

♪ Can't stop where there's kryptonite ♪

♪ Dirty girls won't listen to the ticking clock ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

♪ Ooh, I think I know you ♪

♪ But I know better ♪

♪ You're superhuman ♪

♪ Oh, so super queer ♪

♪ You made me feel so superhuman ♪

♪ When you're near ♪

♪ Ooh, you're superhuman ♪

♪ Oh, so super queer ♪

♪ You make me feel so good ♪

♪ And make my body fly ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ You're playin', baby ♪

♪ Where you comin' from ♪

♪ Rainbow flags and glitter bombs ♪

♪ Loaded guns are ready ♪

♪ Point that big, big glock ♪

♪ Oh no ♪

(electric guitar swells)

♪ Ooh, I think I know you ♪

♪ But I know better ♪

♪ You're superhuman ♪

♪ Oh, so super queer ♪

♪ You make me feel so superhuman ♪

♪ When you're near ♪

♪ Ooh, you're superhuman ♪

♪ Oh, so super queer ♪

♪ You make me feel so good ♪

♪ And make my body fly ♪

♪ Fly, fly, fly ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪

♪ Mm ♪

- (Adam snoring) - (phone buzzes)

(Adam groans)

(Adam sighs)

Theo, what's up?

(bass line plays)

(gasps) Oh!

Fuck!

Okay, push, push, push,

push, push, push, push, push,

- push, push. - [Theo] I'm trying!

Okay, okay.

No, you're doing good, all right?

Let's just try again.

- All right? - I am so sorry, Adam.

You were the only person who picked up their phone.

Yeah, yay for me!

All right, you're doing great,

so let's just breathe, and we got this, okay?

What the hell is Adam doing here?

Gabe!

You're home!

I tried calling you.

Yeah, we're kind of dealing

with a six-inch problem over here.

[Theo] Seven inches.

Seven inches?

It was 40% off.

What the fuck, Theo, why?

Because it was 40% off!

[Adam] Okay.

(Adam grunts)

I was just experimenting with my manhole.

Oh, you don't say, chief.

- Oh! - Oh my god,

I don't need to know that.

(Theo whimpers)

Yeah, can you grab the lube?

Grab the lube, I need the lube.

[Gabe] Yeah?

Yeah, the stuff we use for sex and shit.

- Sex and shit? - Okay, okay.

I'm gonna get the lube.

Okay, oh, and grab some gloves as well.

This is rank.

(Theo whimpers)

- Okay. - Okay, good.

Breathe, breathe, breathe,

we're almost there, I can see it.

(Adam exhales)

Okay.

You're doing good, you're doing good.

(Gabe gags)

One last push, deep breaths.

(Theo breathes heavily)

Hey, do you think it'd be cool if we had a chat?

Not now, not- (gags)

Not while I'm looking at, well, you know.

You can say my (grimaces) manhole!

Oh.

Oh, I can see it.

I can see it!

Okay, one last push, Theo.

(groans) Oh, it hurts!

Okay, I'm goin' in.

I'm goin' in.

Hold my head, Gabe!

(Theo whines and pants)

Ooh!

Ah!

(suction releases)

(Theo sighs with relief)

(Adam laughs)

- Oh. - Ah, I got it.

(Gabe gags)

That has got to be the best

and worst feeling I have ever experienced,

at the same time.

(Theo sighs)

(water running)

(laid back music)

(Gabe sighs)

How many times did you wash yours?

Yeah, not enough,

because we ran out of hot water.

Yeah.

(Adam laughs)

You still cool for a chat?

Yeah.

Just don't be too long.

The hot water's heating up, you have like 10 minutes max.

(Adam clears throat)

(Gabe sighs)

Okay.

I'm not really sure where to start, actually.

Shit.

Oh, maybe this was a bad idea.

What happened?

What?

With this?

Us.

(Adam scoffs)

What happened?

(Gabe scoffs)

What?

Ignoring my texts and won't talk to me now?

I mean, like, what do you want me to say?

Like, I fucked up.

I fucked up.

Adam, it's not about what you say to me.

I didn't sleep with him, okay?

He kissed me.

(Gabe scoffs)

Wow.

Yeah, thank you for not going behind my back

and sleeping with the hot guy

that you used to be in love with.

That came out wrong!

I didn't mean it like that.

Wow.

Look at you, at least you could admit that.

Wait, did you egg my car?

No.

I didn't egg your car, I'm not a child.

(Gabe scoffs)

(Gabe nervously tapping)

Okay, yeah, I did egg your car,

but it was Tyler's idea.

Look, I don't care about the car, Gabe,

I care about how you feel.

About me.

Adam, I'm getting older.

I don't wanna waste my twenties making mistakes.

I wanna be with someone who knows what they want.

Who knows that they want me.

(exhales) We should have never have dated

when you still had feelings for Josh.

Adam, I am sorry.

I just, I don't have the same feelings.

Like, I-

Hang on.

(phone buzzing)

Feelings like what?

Gabe, feelings like what?

Heidi, can I call you back?

What?

Which hospital?

Okay, I'm gonna get an Uber.

I'll call you on the way.

Bye, bye.

Tyler's in hospital.

Oh, what the fuck, seriously?

Why, what happened?

I need to get an Uber.

[Adam] I'll come with you.

No, Adam, just go.

Are you sure I can't help?

No.

(bed creaks softly)

Can you go, Adam?

- Just leave. - I'm going.

Oh my god.

(laid back music)

Adam!

[Adam] Yeah?

I need you, please!

[Adam] Please?

Please!

[Adam] Okay.

Come here.

[Adam] Oh my god, we're in the bathroom.

- Why are we in here? - Yes.

What's going on?

- What's up? - I need you to help me

do a breast examination.

- No. - Adam, yes!

Please.

- Why would I do that? - I don't know how to do it.

I'm supposed to be doing them regularly, apparently,

and I'm not sure what to do.

That's fine, that's fine,

that's your business.

But why, don't ask me to do it.

Get one of your friends who has a pair of gongoloogas,

- okay? - Excuse me,

these gongoloogas fed and nourished you

for a good nearly three years

- of your life, I might add. - Okay.

That's a little bit longer than most children.

The least you can do is just Google it,

- talk me through it. - Google?

- Okay. - Yes!

I will do that.

Okay.

I'm using private mode,

just so we're all very clear.

Okay.

Mm.

Breast self exam,

- Yes. - Is that what I'm doing?

- Yes, you're supposed - Okay, great.

To do it regularly.

Regularly, okay.

Use the pads of your fingers,

not the pads.

- Not the pads? - Not the pads.

Not the very tips, sorry.

- Okay. - Use the pads

- of your fingers. - Okay.

Of your three middle fingers for the exam.

Okay, so just the three.

Just the three.

Right.

Use different pressure levels.

Your goal is to feel different depths of the breast

by using different levels of pressure

to feel the breast tissue.

Take your time, don't rush,

follow a pattern,

great, okay, that's it.

- That's the instructions. - What sort of a pattern?

I don't know.

Your ribcage, your skin,

I don't know.

I'm just, I'm outta here.

Adam!

Oh my god, your aura

- is just so off lately. - My aura, my aura,

oh my god.

Is everything okay with you and Gabe?

We're not talking about that right now, okay?

Thank you very much.

Thank you, you're a good son!

(sighs) Thanks for waiting.

Sorry, I was busting.

No, you're good.

This place is cool.

Didn't we go on a date here once?

Possibly, I can't remember, actually.

Thanks for ordering.

Skinny flat white?

Thank you.

And don't be upset, but I paid, too.

I wanted to.

You didn't have to.

I did.

I'm really happy you came today.

Clay, we're adults, okay?

And it's only coffee.

Yeah.

I know I've texted this a million times,

but I'm sorry for how things went down.

You know I didn't actually, like, suck dick, right?

Yeah, I know.

And you can stop apologizing, okay?

Okay. I'll stop.

Hey, and next time, my shout.

Okay.

(high energy music)

♪ Wait, just a second please ♪

(Adam sighs)

♪ I've convinced myself ♪

♪ This is make believe ♪

(Adam humming)

♪ So I couldn't see ♪

♪ Every little thing ♪

♪ Every little thing it stole from me ♪

(phone buzzes)

(Adam grunts in surprise)

(phone buzzing)

(Adam sighs)

Ew.

Hey, Lex, what's up?

So, what's been happening in your world lately?

Whew, big question.

Huh.

Where do I begin?

(Alex inhales sharply)

Yeah, there's been some stuff

that's been going on for me lately.

Well, I'm glad you're here,

because there's some things I wanted to chat with you about.

Oh, okay.

Well, you go first.

Hilly said she saw you out the other night

and you were chatting up anything that moved.

Yeah, it was a pretty interesting night.

(Adam sighs)

Is that it?

I like you, Adam.

And my feelings are strong for you.

Oh.

Mm, okay.

Didn't expect that.

- Do you feel anything for- - Okay, Lex, Lex, Lex, Lex,

- Lex, Lex, Lex? - Anything for me?

You're an amazing, sweet guy,

but I just had a bad breakup with my ex,

and was just looking for a distraction

from all of that, okay?

So that's it.

Okay.

Nothing more.

So I'm just your little distraction toy, then?

Oh, hey, no, well, that's not fair.

And I wasn't just talking about you.

But (scoffs) you haven't considered my feelings at all.

- Well, I just- - Have you?

I just wanted to have some fun.

Like, is that so wrong?

I just thought maybe you'd want something deeper.

Yeah, in time, maybe,

but don't make me out to be the bad guy.

- I'm not. - Because that's not-

I'm not saying that.

Well, then what do you want, then?

I mean, I don't wanna be someone's boyfriend.

That's the last fucking thing I want.

I think you should just leave.

(melancholy music)

Hm.

(footsteps walking away)

(bag rustling)

I'm calling Marco.

I'm calling this...

(sighs) You better pick up this time.

You better pick up, you better pick up,

you better pick up, you better pick up.

Don't even try me.

(Adam breathes deeply)

"I got a job interview."

"I've got a new car.

It's great."

That's great for you.

Marco, I understand that you're not here right now

and you're busy,

but I'm your friend and I need you!

(jazz music)

It's not my fault that Gabe doesn't get

that I was just giving Josh a going away present.

Hmm.

And he didn't even give me a chance to explain myself.

Nope.

No, that's not my fault.

Even though we'd been dating for like, nine,

like nine months,

just about, by now, at this point.

Hmm.

It would've been even longer.

It would've been fine.

We could've been happy.

But no, no, no, no.

One peck that I didn't even do,

he literally kissed me!

And now he's probably off dating, like, other guys,

off in their little worlds where I'm not allowed.

You know, I'm like, on the outside looking in or something.

I don't know.

(Adam scoffs)

It's not my fault.

Not my fault.

(car door clicks open)

- Hey, ready to roll? - Hey.

Oh yeah, I'm pretty hungry.

That's great, 'cause tonight I'm thinking all you can eat.

Yes?

Dad.

(keys rattle)

Before we head off, can we chat for a bit?

Yeah, of course.

Is everything all right?

I have some things I've been holding onto for a while,

and I think it's best I get them out now.

Okay, okay.

Well, let me hear it.

Okay.

It's a poem,

- so just bear with me. - Poem.

Okay.

(paper rustling)

Dad,

first of all,

get fucked.

And fuck you.

Now that that's out of the way,

I have a bit to say,

because a woman told me to be honest with myself.

And if I'm being honest,

I feel like I've only got one parent.

That parent definitely isn't you.

I don't know where you go,

or what you do,

but what really fucks me

is that I don't know you.

Dad,

I can be a pain in the ass.

I know that.

I really, really do.

But I think I got it from my old man.

Let's just call it even,

after we make up for some lost time,

maybe time spent kicking the footy.

And if that's okay, I'm free next Sunday.

(paper rustling)

That's it.

Wow.

That's really well-written, Clay.

What's it about?

Yeah, just stuff I've been holding onto.

Like what?

I love you, dad.

Whoa.

(sighs) I did not think you were gonna say that.

It's the truth.

Hmm.

I'm happy, son.

And you know I've always loved you.

Always, always.

You didn't need to say it back.

I just wanted you to know how I feel.

It's good you got that out, yeah?

All right.

Now we can eat.

Unless there's something else?

That's everything.

Sure?

Yeah.

Okay, I'm starving.

All right?

Let's go.

(Adam sobbing)

Adam, hun, why are you crying?

God, I don't want to talk about it.

I don't want to.

- I don't wanna talk about it. - Are you sure?

(Adam exhales)

Everything's just turning to shit lately.

[Mum] Why are you saying that?

Because everything just is.

It doesn't matter what I do,

I'm always the bad guy.

[Mum] Tell me what's going on.

(Adam sighs)

I can't do this anymore.

What?

Making shit decisions,

because it only leads to me feeling like shit.

Have you tried talking to someone?

Well, who, Mum?

I mean, Clay's fucked off into his own world and left me.

Marco won't return any of my calls.

Josh has left the state.

Gabe wants nothing to do with me.

My own father is practically a lunar fucking eclipse,

and even you leave me whenever you get a new boyfriend.

Hun, I'm right here.

I'm right here.

(Adam sniffles)

Is there something wrong with me?

No, not at all.

I mean, you're just, you're growing up,

and people go in a lot of different directions.

I mean, that is not your fault,

and it's not theirs.

It's just life.

Mum, do you think I'm selfish?

Oh, Adam.

Oh god, yes, you're very self-centered.

Mum!

Well, who isn't?

But I'm-

I think I hurt people and I don't mean to.

Well, then, look at that.

Be more aware.

This is the time for you

to become the person that you want to be.

I just don't wanna be lonely, Mum.

I know, me neither.

Oh, you know, these things tend to work themselves out.

Oh, I'm sorry for being a bit of a shit.

Oh.

Oh, but you're my little shit, and I love you.

(Adam laughs)

Oh.

Do you want anything?

(gentle acoustic music)

Just to stay here for a bit.