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("Superhuman" by Clean plays)
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ You're baggin' boys
on the street at night ♪
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♪ Can't stop where
there's kryptonite ♪
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♪ Dirty girls won't listen
to the ticking clock ♪
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♪ Oh no ♪
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♪ Ooh, I think I know you ♪
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♪ But I know better ♪
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♪ You're superhuman ♪
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♪ Oh, so super queer ♪
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♪ You made me feel
so superhuman ♪
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♪ When you're near ♪
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♪ Ooh, you're superhuman ♪
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♪ Oh, so super queer ♪
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♪ You make me feel so good ♪
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♪ And make my body fly ♪
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♪ Fly, fly, fly ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ You're playin', baby ♪
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♪ Where you comin' from ♪
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♪ Rainbow flags
and glitter bombs ♪
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♪ Loaded guns are ready ♪
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♪ Point that big, big glock ♪
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♪ Oh no ♪
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(electric guitar swells)
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♪ Ooh, I think I know you ♪
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♪ But I know better ♪
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♪ You're superhuman ♪
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♪ Oh, so super queer ♪
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♪ You make me feel
so superhuman ♪
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♪ When you're near ♪
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♪ Ooh, you're superhuman ♪
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♪ Oh, so super queer ♪
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♪ You make me feel so good ♪
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♪ And make my body fly ♪
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♪ Fly, fly, fly ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Ha, ha, hi ♪
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♪ Mm ♪
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- (Adam snoring)
- (phone buzzes)
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(Adam groans)
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(Adam sighs)
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Theo, what's up?
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(bass line plays)
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(gasps) Oh!
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Fuck!
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Okay, push, push, push,
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push, push, push, push, push,
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- push, push.
- [Theo] I'm trying!
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Okay, okay.
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No, you're doing
good, all right?
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Let's just try again.
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- All right?
- I am so sorry, Adam.
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You were the only person
who picked up their phone.
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Yeah, yay for me!
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All right, you're doing great,
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so let's just breathe,
and we got this, okay?
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What the hell is
Adam doing here?
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Gabe!
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You're home!
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I tried calling you.
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Yeah, we're kind of dealing
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with a six-inch
problem over here.
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[Theo] Seven inches.
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Seven inches?
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It was 40% off.
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What the fuck, Theo, why?
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Because it was 40% off!
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[Adam] Okay.
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(Adam grunts)
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I was just experimenting
with my manhole.
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Oh, you don't say, chief.
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- Oh!
- Oh my god,
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I don't need to know that.
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(Theo whimpers)
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Yeah, can you grab the lube?
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Grab the lube, I need the lube.
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[Gabe] Yeah?
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Yeah, the stuff we
use for sex and shit.
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- Sex and shit?
- Okay, okay.
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I'm gonna get the lube.
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Okay, oh, and grab
some gloves as well.
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This is rank.
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(Theo whimpers)
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- Okay.
- Okay, good.
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Breathe, breathe, breathe,
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we're almost there,
I can see it.
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(Adam exhales)
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Okay.
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You're doing good,
you're doing good.
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(Gabe gags)
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One last push, deep breaths.
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(Theo breathes heavily)
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Hey, do you think it'd
be cool if we had a chat?
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Not now, not- (gags)
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Not while I'm looking
at, well, you know.
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You can say my
(grimaces) manhole!
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Oh.
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Oh, I can see it.
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I can see it!
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Okay, one last push, Theo.
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(groans) Oh, it hurts!
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Okay, I'm goin' in.
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I'm goin' in.
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Hold my head, Gabe!
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(Theo whines and pants)
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Ooh!
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Ah!
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(suction releases)
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(Theo sighs with relief)
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(Adam laughs)
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- Oh.
- Ah, I got it.
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(Gabe gags)
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That has got to be the best
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and worst feeling I
have ever experienced,
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at the same time.
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(Theo sighs)
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(water running)
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(laid back music)
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(Gabe sighs)
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How many times did
you wash yours?
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Yeah, not enough,
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because we ran out of hot water.
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Yeah.
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(Adam laughs)
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You still cool for a chat?
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Yeah.
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Just don't be too long.
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The hot water's heating up,
you have like 10 minutes max.
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(Adam clears throat)
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(Gabe sighs)
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Okay.
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I'm not really sure
where to start, actually.
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Shit.
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Oh, maybe this was a bad idea.
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What happened?
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What?
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With this?
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Us.
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(Adam scoffs)
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What happened?
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(Gabe scoffs)
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What?
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Ignoring my texts and
won't talk to me now?
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I mean, like, what do
you want me to say?
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Like, I fucked up.
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I fucked up.
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Adam, it's not about
what you say to me.
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I didn't sleep with him, okay?
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He kissed me.
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(Gabe scoffs)
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Wow.
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Yeah, thank you for not
going behind my back
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and sleeping with the hot guy
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that you used to
be in love with.
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That came out wrong!
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I didn't mean it like that.
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Wow.
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Look at you, at least
you could admit that.
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Wait, did you egg my car?
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No.
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I didn't egg your
car, I'm not a child.
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(Gabe scoffs)
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(Gabe nervously tapping)
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Okay, yeah, I did egg your car,
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but it was Tyler's idea.
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Look, I don't care
about the car, Gabe,
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I care about how you feel.
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About me.
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Adam, I'm getting older.
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I don't wanna waste my
twenties making mistakes.
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I wanna be with someone
who knows what they want.
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Who knows that they want me.
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(exhales) We should
have never have dated
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when you still had
feelings for Josh.
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Adam, I am sorry.
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I just, I don't have
the same feelings.
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Like, I-
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Hang on.
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(phone buzzing)
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Feelings like what?
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Gabe, feelings like what?
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Heidi, can I call you back?
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What?
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Which hospital?
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Okay, I'm gonna get an Uber.
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I'll call you on the way.
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Bye, bye.
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Tyler's in hospital.
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Oh, what the fuck, seriously?
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Why, what happened?
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I need to get an Uber.
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[Adam] I'll come with you.
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No, Adam, just go.
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Are you sure I can't help?
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No.
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(bed creaks softly)
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Can you go, Adam?
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- Just leave.
- I'm going.
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Oh my god.
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(laid back music)
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Adam!
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[Adam] Yeah?
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I need you, please!
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[Adam] Please?
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Please!
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[Adam] Okay.
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Come here.
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[Adam] Oh my god,
we're in the bathroom.
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- Why are we in here?
- Yes.
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What's going on?
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- What's up?
- I need you to help me
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do a breast examination.
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- No.
- Adam, yes!
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Please.
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- Why would I do that?
- I don't know how to do it.
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I'm supposed to be doing
them regularly, apparently,
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and I'm not sure what to do.
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That's fine, that's fine,
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that's your business.
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But why, don't ask me to do it.
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Get one of your friends who
has a pair of gongoloogas,
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- okay?
- Excuse me,
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these gongoloogas
fed and nourished you
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for a good nearly three years
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- of your life, I might add.
- Okay.
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That's a little bit
longer than most children.
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The least you can do
is just Google it,
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- talk me through it.
- Google?
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- Okay.
- Yes!
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I will do that.
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Okay.
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I'm using private mode,
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just so we're all very clear.
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Okay.
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Mm.
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Breast self exam,
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- Yes.
- Is that what I'm doing?
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- Yes, you're supposed
- Okay, great.
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To do it regularly.
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Regularly, okay.
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Use the pads of your fingers,
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not the pads.
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- Not the pads?
- Not the pads.
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Not the very tips, sorry.
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- Okay.
- Use the pads
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- of your fingers.
- Okay.
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Of your three middle
fingers for the exam.
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Okay, so just the three.
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Just the three.
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Right.
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Use different pressure levels.
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Your goal is to feel
different depths of the breast
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by using different
levels of pressure
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to feel the breast tissue.
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Take your time, don't rush,
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follow a pattern,
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great, okay, that's it.
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- That's the instructions.
- What sort of a pattern?
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I don't know.
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Your ribcage, your skin,
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I don't know.
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I'm just, I'm outta here.
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Adam!
274
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Oh my god, your aura
275
00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:38,435
- is just so off lately.
- My aura, my aura,
276
00:09:38,459 --> 00:09:38,976
oh my god.
277
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,768
Is everything okay
with you and Gabe?
278
00:09:40,792 --> 00:09:43,852
We're not talking about
that right now, okay?
279
00:09:43,876 --> 00:09:44,685
Thank you very much.
280
00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:48,083
Thank you, you're a good son!
281
00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:52,018
(sighs) Thanks for waiting.
282
00:09:52,042 --> 00:09:53,185
Sorry, I was busting.
283
00:09:53,209 --> 00:09:54,018
No, you're good.
284
00:09:54,042 --> 00:09:55,709
This place is cool.
285
00:09:56,417 --> 00:09:59,101
Didn't we go on
a date here once?
286
00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,852
Possibly, I can't
remember, actually.
287
00:10:01,876 --> 00:10:03,709
Thanks for ordering.
288
00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,059
Skinny flat white?
289
00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,185
Thank you.
290
00:10:07,209 --> 00:10:09,560
And don't be upset,
but I paid, too.
291
00:10:09,584 --> 00:10:10,185
I wanted to.
292
00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:11,918
You didn't have to.
293
00:10:12,751 --> 00:10:14,125
I did.
294
00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:17,018
I'm really happy you came today.
295
00:10:17,042 --> 00:10:18,768
Clay, we're adults, okay?
296
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,792
And it's only coffee.
297
00:10:21,542 --> 00:10:22,876
Yeah.
298
00:10:23,375 --> 00:10:24,810
I know I've texted
this a million times,
299
00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:27,685
but I'm sorry for
how things went down.
300
00:10:27,709 --> 00:10:30,935
You know I didn't actually,
like, suck dick, right?
301
00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,518
Yeah, I know.
302
00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:35,226
And you can stop
apologizing, okay?
303
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,476
Okay. I'll stop.
304
00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,101
Hey, and next time, my shout.
305
00:10:39,125 --> 00:10:40,185
Okay.
306
00:10:40,209 --> 00:10:43,976
(high energy music)
307
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,643
♪ Wait, just a second please ♪
308
00:10:47,667 --> 00:10:48,560
(Adam sighs)
309
00:10:48,584 --> 00:10:50,643
♪ I've convinced myself ♪
310
00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:53,768
♪ This is make believe ♪
311
00:10:53,792 --> 00:10:56,101
(Adam humming)
312
00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:59,935
♪ So I couldn't see ♪
313
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:00,852
♪ Every little thing ♪
314
00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:06,018
♪ Every little thing
it stole from me ♪
315
00:11:06,042 --> 00:11:06,643
(phone buzzes)
316
00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:07,810
(Adam grunts in surprise)
317
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:11,250
(phone buzzing)
318
00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:17,727
(Adam sighs)
319
00:11:17,751 --> 00:11:18,792
Ew.
320
00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,959
Hey, Lex, what's up?
321
00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:36,560
So, what's been happening
in your world lately?
322
00:11:36,584 --> 00:11:38,727
Whew, big question.
323
00:11:38,751 --> 00:11:39,476
Huh.
324
00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:41,643
Where do I begin?
325
00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:42,768
(Alex inhales sharply)
326
00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,560
Yeah, there's been some stuff
327
00:11:44,584 --> 00:11:49,018
that's been going
on for me lately.
328
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,894
Well, I'm glad you're here,
329
00:11:50,918 --> 00:11:55,268
because there's some things I
wanted to chat with you about.
330
00:11:55,292 --> 00:11:55,935
Oh, okay.
331
00:11:55,959 --> 00:11:58,042
Well, you go first.
332
00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:03,602
Hilly said she saw you
out the other night
333
00:12:03,626 --> 00:12:07,518
and you were chatting
up anything that moved.
334
00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:12,918
Yeah, it was a pretty
interesting night.
335
00:12:13,792 --> 00:12:16,310
(Adam sighs)
336
00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:17,792
Is that it?
337
00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:23,268
I like you, Adam.
338
00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:28,667
And my feelings
are strong for you.
339
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,143
Oh.
340
00:12:33,167 --> 00:12:35,000
Mm, okay.
341
00:12:36,542 --> 00:12:38,459
Didn't expect that.
342
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,518
- Do you feel anything for-
- Okay, Lex, Lex, Lex, Lex,
343
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:47,393
- Lex, Lex, Lex?
- Anything for me?
344
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:49,643
You're an amazing, sweet guy,
345
00:12:49,667 --> 00:12:51,685
but I just had a bad
breakup with my ex,
346
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:54,518
and was just looking
for a distraction
347
00:12:54,542 --> 00:12:55,852
from all of that, okay?
348
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:59,351
So that's it.
349
00:12:59,375 --> 00:13:00,018
Okay.
350
00:13:00,042 --> 00:13:01,542
Nothing more.
351
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,101
So I'm just your little
distraction toy, then?
352
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,685
Oh, hey, no, well,
that's not fair.
353
00:13:05,709 --> 00:13:07,935
And I wasn't just
talking about you.
354
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:11,894
But (scoffs) you haven't
considered my feelings at all.
355
00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:12,894
- Well, I just-
- Have you?
356
00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:15,018
I just wanted to have some fun.
357
00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:17,209
Like, is that so wrong?
358
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,476
I just thought maybe you'd
want something deeper.
359
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,351
Yeah, in time, maybe,
360
00:13:21,375 --> 00:13:24,268
but don't make me out
to be the bad guy.
361
00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:25,476
- I'm not.
- Because that's not-
362
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,518
I'm not saying that.
363
00:13:26,542 --> 00:13:27,727
Well, then what
do you want, then?
364
00:13:27,751 --> 00:13:29,518
I mean, I don't wanna
be someone's boyfriend.
365
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:32,459
That's the last
fucking thing I want.
366
00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:37,143
I think you should just leave.
367
00:13:37,167 --> 00:13:40,792
(melancholy music)
368
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:43,250
Hm.
369
00:13:44,626 --> 00:13:48,876
(footsteps walking away)
370
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:53,018
(bag rustling)
371
00:13:53,042 --> 00:13:53,852
I'm calling Marco.
372
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:55,959
I'm calling this...
373
00:13:56,417 --> 00:13:57,727
(sighs) You better
pick up this time.
374
00:13:57,751 --> 00:13:59,018
You better pick up,
you better pick up,
375
00:13:59,042 --> 00:14:01,268
you better pick up,
you better pick up.
376
00:14:01,292 --> 00:14:02,768
Don't even try me.
377
00:14:02,792 --> 00:14:04,685
(Adam breathes deeply)
378
00:14:04,709 --> 00:14:05,602
"I got a job interview."
379
00:14:05,626 --> 00:14:07,268
"I've got a new car.
380
00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:07,852
It's great."
381
00:14:07,876 --> 00:14:09,560
That's great for you.
382
00:14:09,584 --> 00:14:12,894
Marco, I understand that
you're not here right now
383
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:13,727
and you're busy,
384
00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:15,602
but I'm your friend
and I need you!
385
00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:18,626
(jazz music)
386
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,727
It's not my fault
that Gabe doesn't get
387
00:14:21,751 --> 00:14:25,810
that I was just giving
Josh a going away present.
388
00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:26,476
Hmm.
389
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,852
And he didn't even give me
a chance to explain myself.
390
00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:30,602
Nope.
391
00:14:30,626 --> 00:14:32,143
No, that's not my fault.
392
00:14:32,167 --> 00:14:34,935
Even though we'd been
dating for like, nine,
393
00:14:34,959 --> 00:14:36,143
like nine months,
394
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:38,685
just about, by
now, at this point.
395
00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:39,101
Hmm.
396
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:40,310
It would've been even longer.
397
00:14:40,334 --> 00:14:41,768
It would've been fine.
398
00:14:41,792 --> 00:14:43,351
We could've been happy.
399
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:44,476
But no, no, no, no.
400
00:14:44,500 --> 00:14:46,268
One peck that I didn't even do,
401
00:14:46,292 --> 00:14:48,476
he literally kissed me!
402
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:51,476
And now he's probably off
dating, like, other guys,
403
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:53,810
off in their little worlds
where I'm not allowed.
404
00:14:53,834 --> 00:14:57,476
You know, I'm like, on the
outside looking in or something.
405
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,834
I don't know.
406
00:14:59,667 --> 00:15:02,876
(Adam scoffs)
407
00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:05,334
It's not my fault.
408
00:15:07,167 --> 00:15:08,792
Not my fault.
409
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:14,643
(car door clicks open)
410
00:15:14,667 --> 00:15:16,935
- Hey, ready to roll?
- Hey.
411
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:17,852
Oh yeah, I'm pretty hungry.
412
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,810
That's great, 'cause tonight
I'm thinking all you can eat.
413
00:15:21,834 --> 00:15:23,560
Yes?
414
00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:24,393
Dad.
415
00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:25,935
(keys rattle)
416
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:29,976
Before we head off,
can we chat for a bit?
417
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,417
Yeah, of course.
418
00:15:31,959 --> 00:15:33,876
Is everything all right?
419
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:38,393
I have some things I've been
holding onto for a while,
420
00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:41,685
and I think it's best
I get them out now.
421
00:15:41,709 --> 00:15:43,018
Okay, okay.
422
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,334
Well, let me hear it.
423
00:15:46,667 --> 00:15:47,834
Okay.
424
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,518
It's a poem,
425
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:54,059
- so just bear with me.
- Poem.
426
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:54,935
Okay.
427
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:58,226
(paper rustling)
428
00:15:58,250 --> 00:15:59,459
Dad,
429
00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,375
first of all,
430
00:16:01,751 --> 00:16:03,268
get fucked.
431
00:16:03,292 --> 00:16:04,667
And fuck you.
432
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,476
Now that that's out of the way,
433
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,226
I have a bit to say,
434
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,560
because a woman told me
to be honest with myself.
435
00:16:12,584 --> 00:16:13,351
And if I'm being honest,
436
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:16,226
I feel like I've
only got one parent.
437
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,083
That parent
definitely isn't you.
438
00:16:19,292 --> 00:16:21,143
I don't know where you go,
439
00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,435
or what you do,
440
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,310
but what really fucks me
441
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,417
is that I don't know you.
442
00:16:27,459 --> 00:16:28,626
Dad,
443
00:16:29,834 --> 00:16:31,602
I can be a pain in the ass.
444
00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:32,727
I know that.
445
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,185
I really, really do.
446
00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:37,209
But I think I got
it from my old man.
447
00:16:37,959 --> 00:16:39,101
Let's just call it even,
448
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:42,042
after we make up
for some lost time,
449
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:45,018
maybe time spent
kicking the footy.
450
00:16:45,042 --> 00:16:49,500
And if that's okay,
I'm free next Sunday.
451
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:52,602
(paper rustling)
452
00:16:52,626 --> 00:16:54,101
That's it.
453
00:16:54,125 --> 00:16:54,518
Wow.
454
00:16:54,542 --> 00:16:57,375
That's really
well-written, Clay.
455
00:16:58,709 --> 00:16:59,959
What's it about?
456
00:17:00,792 --> 00:17:05,602
Yeah, just stuff I've
been holding onto.
457
00:17:05,626 --> 00:17:07,083
Like what?
458
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:10,834
I love you, dad.
459
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:12,834
Whoa.
460
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:19,518
(sighs) I did not think
you were gonna say that.
461
00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:20,834
It's the truth.
462
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,042
Hmm.
463
00:17:26,709 --> 00:17:27,959
I'm happy, son.
464
00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:31,018
And you know I've
always loved you.
465
00:17:31,042 --> 00:17:33,751
Always, always.
466
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,268
You didn't need to say it back.
467
00:17:37,292 --> 00:17:40,417
I just wanted you
to know how I feel.
468
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:44,083
It's good you got
that out, yeah?
469
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,518
All right.
470
00:17:47,542 --> 00:17:48,834
Now we can eat.
471
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:52,935
Unless there's something else?
472
00:17:52,959 --> 00:17:54,435
That's everything.
473
00:17:54,459 --> 00:17:55,310
Sure?
474
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:56,667
Yeah.
475
00:17:57,667 --> 00:17:59,602
Okay, I'm starving.
476
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:00,476
All right?
477
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,959
Let's go.
478
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,667
(Adam sobbing)
479
00:18:14,167 --> 00:18:16,976
Adam, hun, why are you crying?
480
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,976
God, I don't want
to talk about it.
481
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:19,852
I don't want to.
482
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:22,935
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- Are you sure?
483
00:18:22,959 --> 00:18:23,560
(Adam exhales)
484
00:18:23,584 --> 00:18:25,226
Everything's just
turning to shit lately.
485
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:27,351
[Mum] Why are you saying that?
486
00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,393
Because everything just is.
487
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:29,435
It doesn't matter what I do,
488
00:18:29,459 --> 00:18:31,518
I'm always the bad guy.
489
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:34,542
[Mum] Tell me what's going on.
490
00:18:34,876 --> 00:18:36,727
(Adam sighs)
491
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,810
I can't do this anymore.
492
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,125
What?
493
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:41,185
Making shit decisions,
494
00:18:41,209 --> 00:18:45,059
because it only leads
to me feeling like shit.
495
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,518
Have you tried
talking to someone?
496
00:18:47,542 --> 00:18:49,101
Well, who, Mum?
497
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,310
I mean, Clay's fucked off into
his own world and left me.
498
00:18:52,334 --> 00:18:55,226
Marco won't return
any of my calls.
499
00:18:55,250 --> 00:18:56,185
Josh has left the state.
500
00:18:56,209 --> 00:18:57,351
Gabe wants nothing
to do with me.
501
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,643
My own father is practically
a lunar fucking eclipse,
502
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:04,059
and even you leave me whenever
you get a new boyfriend.
503
00:19:04,083 --> 00:19:06,935
Hun, I'm right here.
504
00:19:06,959 --> 00:19:08,101
I'm right here.
505
00:19:08,125 --> 00:19:11,500
(Adam sniffles)
506
00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:20,226
Is there something
wrong with me?
507
00:19:20,250 --> 00:19:22,018
No, not at all.
508
00:19:22,042 --> 00:19:25,476
I mean, you're just,
you're growing up,
509
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:29,351
and people go in a lot
of different directions.
510
00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,685
I mean, that is not your fault,
511
00:19:31,709 --> 00:19:34,059
and it's not theirs.
512
00:19:34,083 --> 00:19:36,876
It's just life.
513
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,268
Mum, do you think I'm selfish?
514
00:19:39,292 --> 00:19:40,351
Oh, Adam.
515
00:19:40,375 --> 00:19:44,727
Oh god, yes, you're
very self-centered.
516
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,810
Mum!
517
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:47,143
Well, who isn't?
518
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:47,602
But I'm-
519
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:51,560
I think I hurt people
and I don't mean to.
520
00:19:51,584 --> 00:19:53,935
Well, then, look at that.
521
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:56,083
Be more aware.
522
00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:57,435
This is the time for you
523
00:19:57,459 --> 00:20:01,209
to become the person
that you want to be.
524
00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:07,351
I just don't wanna
be lonely, Mum.
525
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,542
I know, me neither.
526
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:16,375
Oh, you know, these things
tend to work themselves out.
527
00:20:18,792 --> 00:20:22,018
Oh, I'm sorry for
being a bit of a shit.
528
00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:23,185
Oh.
529
00:20:23,209 --> 00:20:28,268
Oh, but you're my little
shit, and I love you.
530
00:20:28,292 --> 00:20:31,435
(Adam laughs)
531
00:20:31,459 --> 00:20:33,500
Oh.
532
00:20:34,751 --> 00:20:36,810
Do you want anything?
533
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,810
(gentle acoustic music)
534
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:42,375
Just to stay here for a bit.
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