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(upbeat drum music)

Adam, you're up.

Meet the roomies. Mummy and Daddy, this is Adam.

Morning, everyone.

Good morning, Adam. Would you like to join us?

S- sure.

[Lex] How will you like your eggs cooked?

Uh, sunny side up would be fine, thanks.

(sighs)

You know, Adam here is an amazing photographer.

He's gonna be famous one day.

Not as famous as you, Lex. (laughs softly)

Well, maybe we can be famous together.

So, what did you two get up to last night?

- Oh, uh, I, we- - Um,

I was, we were just...

Just playing some computer games.

Nothing too, nothing too exciting.

Square Eyes.

Well, I don't like those things if you ask me.

But I didn't.

Well, you should be outside playing with balls,

not inside playing with joysticks.

(laughs) Joysticks? Well, it's not the 80s, Daddy.

Adam, I would really love to see some of your work.

Well, uh, (laughs) that can be arranged.

Honey, that tap is dripping again

and dripping taps don't fix themselves, now do they?

Well, I'll call the bloody plumber again

and nip this in the but.

It's "bud."

Excuse me?

Uh, it's, it's "nip it in the bud," not "but."

B-U-T.

It's a pretty...

(percussive music)

common... mistake.

Open wide.

(in baby voice) Yummy.

(laughs)

Good boy. Would you like another one?

Yes, Mummy.

And here it comes!

(imitates plane flying)

(laughs) You're a good boy.

(in normal voice) Are you happy?

Well, that's a very personal question.

Well, I'm a very personable kind of guy.

Right.

So what's the actual question?

Does (scoffs) this stuff make you happy?

What, my kinks?

Yeah.

Well I'm paying for it, so it must.

(scoffs)

Are you happy?

(smacks lips)

Uhh... I used to be.

Okay.

This time, I want you to spit some out.

Mm.

You're a naughty boy! Naughty boy, spitting out your food.

(in baby voice) Sorry, Mummy.

So you don't think you're going to be happy again?

(in normal voice) I, I don't really see the point anymore.

Well, so maybe I can help.

So what now, I pay you?

You couldn't afford me.

(scoffs softly)

So what will I need to do?

Let go.

And what will you do?

I'll be just holding you.

That's it, none of that kinky stuff?

That's it.

Okay.

So I'll see you around.

Yeah. Did you, y- you enjoyed breakfast, right?

Uh, I wanna say yes.

The food was lovely,

but wasn't expecting, uh, breakfast and a show.

Yeah, my roomies are funny as.

Yeah, and they're also your parents.

I mean, we could always just do breakfast.

Just you and I.

I, I'd, I'd prefer that, but now I should go.

Okay.

Uh, okay. Text me later.

And let me know how your interview goes!

Yep.

(emotional piano music)

(sobbing)

(upbeat music)

♪ It's been a really really long week ♪

♪ Starting to give up ♪

(knocking on door)

Adam, you're here. So nice to finally meet you.

I'm Omar.

Nice to meet you, Omar.

First things first, really appreciate you coming in today.

We all like the work that you sent in.

I'm happy you liked it.

Would you be interested in taking on some regular work?

The pay is bad, but you'll have plenty of artistic freedom.

That, that would be awesome.

Yeah, I, look, I'm just really grateful

to get my foot in the door and so far I have two in here,

so we're off to a good start.

Now, it is freelance, so no benefits.

Oh, that's fine with me.

Wonderful.

I should thank Dylan,

or perhaps we both should.

Definitely.

I agree.

So when do I start?

Well, I do have a job coming up later in the week.

It's for our cover.

Would you be up for something that big?

(sniffs) Bigger the better, I say.

Yes sir, I would.

That's the way.

I'll be in touch with the details shortly, all right?

Amazing. I really appreciate it, Omar.

You won't regret this.

I know I won't.

He's so nice and sweet.

I honestly think he could be the one.

Don't jinx it.

(laughs) I mean it though.

I've, honestly, Hailey,

I've never met anyone like him before.

He's just so different.

(sighs) Do you even know if Adam likes you like that?

Why? Did he- he didn't say anything, did he?

No, I'm just asking.

Well, from what I've seen, he, I think he likes me

and I, I like him too, so.

I, um, haven't heard anything

from that guy I was chatting with.

Well, I told you, you gotta, you gotta get offline.

Meet people in person. It's the only way.

(sarcastically) Aw, but how can I do that

when I spend all my time talking to you? (laughs)

You'll find the right person one day.

Uh huh.

There you go.

Thanks.

Uh, how much do I owe you?

Uh, this one's on me.

Oh, what?

Hey, if anything comes out of those tears,

just get them out on paper.

How do you mean?

Like, write a little poem.

Don't overthink it. There's no right or wrong way.

Poem. Like, like, like Shakespeare.

Well, a few words.

Okay, fuck it, um...

I can't say I've ever, ever done that,

uh, but, I don't know, I guess it could be cool.

Okay.

Good.

(door closing)

(exhales)

Shit.

(sighs)

(exhales forcefully)

Oh my- hi.

Well, don't you look great.

Thank you. And you look like your photos.

I mean, you look great also.

Oh, thanks.

I, I mean, sorry, I just,

I have a habit of attracting guys who catfish me.

It's all good, Gabe, I've been there too.

And you're not just great. You're a stunner.

(laughs softly)

It's freezing out here. Do you want my jacket?

(soft guitar music)

Um, no, no, it's okay. I'm not even that cold.

Well, it's yours if you change your mind.

You know what? (sighs)

I'm not really feeling well all of a sudden.

Oh, okay. Is it something that I said?

No. No, no, you're fine. You're, you're great.

It's just, yeah, I'm just not feeling too good.

I think I should go.

Okay, well maybe we can rain check

to another time when you feel better.

Yeah. Sorry.

(Gabe sighs)

(horn honking)

(sighs) Shit.

(funky, upbeat music)

(sighing)

(phone chiming)

(muffled music)

(phone buzzing)

(funky, upbeat music)

(upbeat synth music)

Do you want another one?

Hm? Oh yeah, no, I, look, I'd love to,

but I, it's late (chuckles) and I gotta go home

and feed my cat.

Or is it my goldfish?

(laughs) Or am I feeding my cat my goldfish?

Or is it just-

- Hey. Adam. - No, I don't even have a-

Hailey! Oh my God, how are you? Hi. Wow!

Living my best life. How are you?

Oh, oh good. Well, I got something, something to tell you.

As of today, like four hours ago, you wouldn't believe it,

I am officially a freelance photographer person.

Right now. Isn't that, isn't that awesome?

Yeah. Do you know where Lex is?

Lex.

Lex.

Oh, Lex. Oh yeah, um.

No, I don't know where, where he is.

Maybe you should, maybe you should text him.

Mm, tell him there's lots of hot guys around.

Catch you later.

Anyway, this party, it needs to be the best.

Like literally a fucking banger.

I'm absolutely- streamers, 100% streamers, like absolutely.

♪ Just another day ♪

♪ I'm leaving now ♪

♪ But dad is burning down the house ♪

♪ And I think it's bad but I should be glad ♪

♪ I had the chance to hear you say ♪

♪ Make sure you come back to stay ♪

♪ I can't wait to leave ♪

♪ Time is catching up with me ♪

♪ Pretty soon it will end ♪

♪ And you can lock the house again ♪

I promise if you stay the night

then we can do it with the lights on.

That is not what the problem is.

I'm not staying in all this just so you can fuck me.

If you want me tonight, it's boy me or it's no me.

Well, then how do you expect me to stay hard, then?

Here's an idea.

Why don't you let me fuck you for once

and you won't have to worry about that.

Can we just keep things as they are

and then we can have fun tonight?

Is it not fun for you?

It's just making it really difficult for me.

Aw. Well, that's good 'cause it's fun for me.

Ah, hey Cheeky!

Hey!

What brings you here tonight?

I've come to see you, of course.

(laughs) Of course you have.

Are you here on your lonesome?

Uh, that I am.

Everyone is too bloody busy to celebrate my new job.

Ah.

I feel like life, like, is so bloody hectic

that we forget to fun.

Like we only live once, not twice, once.

That is brilliant. But I think you need a few waters.

Ah. (chuckles) I could do that. Or I could not.

Depends on which way the wind is a'blowing.

(both laughing)

Hey Adam. We need to get going.

Okay Adam, I really should get ready,

but you behave now, okay?

Always.

♪ Just creep around in the nighttime ♪

♪ The whole neighborhood's got a set of eyes ♪

♪ They're all on you ♪

♪ They see what you do ♪

Hey, hey. I think I know you?

I'm a model. You might have heard of me.

I think I follow you. You've the best ass I've ever seen.

You want a taste?

♪ Psycho, deranged ♪

♪ Danger, danger ♪

♪ Psycho, deranged ♪

♪ Danger, danger ♪

♪ So tell to me the reasons why ♪

♪ Be sure your brain just lacks supply ♪

♪ They're on to you, they see what you do ♪

♪ They all know, they all know ♪

(both gasping)

(moaning) Oh my, that's so good.

(inhales) So can you just fuck me now?

(laughs) Uh, weird putting on a top.

Sure you are.

Like right here?

Now or never.

Okay.