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- (grungy pop music) - (both breathe heavily)

I'm ready to try it.

Are you sure?

Yes. Well, I'm 75 percent sure, but...

Do you want to?

Yeah, I'd like to.

Okay, how should we do this?

Well, we could start by switching positions.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- (both grunting softly) - (grungy pop music continues)

♪ You make me feel so superhuman ♪

Is it in?

Kinda, just push a little harder.

(both breathe heavily)

I've lost it, it's gone down. Sorry, Gabe.

(Adam groans)

I'm really bad at this.

That's okay.

We can just go back to what we were doing before?

Can we just come back to it later?

I'm not really feelin' it right now.

Sure.

(lips smack)

I need a shower.

- (gentle music) - (footsteps thud)

(upbeat music)

Hey kid, what's that you're workin' on?

- What, this? - He's pretty handsome.

You shoot this yourself?

I did. It's pretty old.

Not my best work, so don't look at it too hard.

Who is he?

Oh, um, this is my ex. I mean, kind of ex, friend.

I mean friend, not ex-friend.

Actually, that's just a model that I shot last year.

I'm gifting them to him.

I just didn't get a chance to edit them so...

That's nice of you.

You really captured your love for him. Do you do freelance?

Not yet, but maybe one day.

You should. You're very talented.

You don't have to say that, but thank you.

I actually work for a free press queer mag

and we're desperate for good photographers.

Would you be interested?

Are you for real? Of course.

Is this why you came up to talk to me?

Yes and yes. So is that a yes?

Yes. That would be amazing.

Thank you for asking me. So what do I need to do?

Send me an email tonight. It's dylanismynamebro@gmail.com.

- And I'm Dylan. - Oh.

Yep, I know. I've heard the phrase "Hey Dylan, cute accent.

Where are you from?" so many times now,

your name is in printed in my brain.

Is it now?

- Oh yeah. - (Dylan laughs)

Does anybody wanna get me a coffee? I'll shout you one.

Yeah, I'll go!

- Thanks Adam. - And you're Adam?

That's me. Hi, Tony.

- Adam. - Hmm?

Have I ever told you how much you look like

a young Davy Jones?

- Every week. - Righteous, man.

I'm gonna get your caffeine now.

- Oh, thanks buddy. - Okay.

So if he's so amazing and wonderful and gorgeous,

why have I not met him yet?

It's not really into meeting friends.

[Memphis] That sounds far removed from a relationship

to my understanding.

I mean, not that I'm an expert or anything, but-

You're Memphis, right?

Yes. I am.

Just without the hair and makeup

and vivacious stage presence.

I, like, I thought I recognized your voice and...

Oh, man, I have seen all your TikTok videos.

You're, yeah, you're amazing.

Wow. That is so sweet.

Sorry, you're makin' me blush.

I haven't got my primer on.

Where are you, where are you performing these days?

Every Friday night at The Hole.

Actually, it's a serious vibe. Drag all night.

You should, you should come. What's your name?

We'll put you on the door.

Oh, I'm, I'm Adam.

I'll have to take some photos for you guys.

I'm a soon-to-be freelance photographer person.

Well, you wouldn't be interested

in doing some behind the scene photos

on a film set, would you?

Yeah, I, I would, yeah.

[Spike] Great. I'll call.

Adam, this is Spike.

He's a beautiful,

very single filmmaker who never stops networking

and is just looking for true love's kiss.

Please pretend you didn't hear that.

She's always pimping me out without consent.

- Consent matter. - Coffees for Adam.

[Spike] So nice to meet you.

Lovely to meet you guys.

See ya. Bye.

- So sweet. - I like him.

[Memphis] I love him.

- Skinny mocha. - What milks do you have?

[Coffee Man] We've got oat, almond, soy,

or just regular milk.

I'll just have regular milk please.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Cappuccino, please. - Cappuccino, sure.

Uh-huh, mm-hmm. All right!

I'll figure it out, okay? I just need some time.

I need to go. I'm hanging up now.

- (phone thuds) - (Dylan sighs)

I don't mean to pry, but is everything all right?

Housemates, can't live with 'em

and can't pay rent without 'em.

What happened?

So I decided to do some cleaning

and wash our shower curtain and dry it in the dryer.

Apparently they melt.

Oh, yeah. Um, I'd presume plastic would melt.

No one told me!

So he moved out and he wants me to replace his dryer asap.

But I'm paying double rent now, so I can't afford to.

(Adam sighs)

Ah, that sucks.

(Heidi moans)

Ty! Would you like a banana muffin?

(Heidi moans)

- (Theo knocks on door) - (record scratches)

- Hey, Heidi. - Theo!

Do you know where Ty is?

I made some fresh muffins for him.

Uh, I'm not too sure, but if you just leave 'em,

I'll let him know.

Here's one for you too!

Ah, thanks.

Try it. Tell me what you think?

Okay.

(Heidi groans)

Wow! Mm, mm, that's really good.

Yeah?

Fantastic!

(Theo laughs)

Oh my god!

Fuck! Did I forget to lock the door?

(door clicks)

(Heidi chuckles)

- Fucking muffins! - They smell good though.

Get back down there.

(upbeat rock music)

♪ We were such a good disguise ♪

♪ The world's keepin' this house alive ♪

♪ And your true colors for all to see ♪

♪ And you won't get sympathy from me ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm shakin' ♪

♪ The whole world gonna be breakin' down ♪

♪ And I'm finna make it, and I'm finna make it ♪

- Who's that? - No one.

- Lover boys? - ♪ Is it too late ♪

♪ Is it too late ♪

♪ I don't wanna be here anymore ♪

♪ I'm not the kinda person that you want ♪

- ♪ Is it too late ♪ - ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Is it too late ♪

- Hey. - Hey.

Okay, don't freak out. I got you a little somethin'.

That's so good.

But, I mean, you could've just emailed it to me.

Oh no. You did me a favor.

Besides, I really wanted to print them for you

and it's so much nicer.

I love it. I should hang it up.

Oh god, that sounds vain.

Yeah, no, I get it. I get it.

You're very talented, Adam.

- (phone buzzes) - Sorry.

It's Gabe. I'll call him later.

Yeah, you never know.

This could be worth something one day if you ever become

that famous artist like I always thought you would.

Maybe one day.

So how are things with you and Gabe anyway?

Gabe? Yeah, he's, uh, yeah, Gabe's good.

He's kinda my boyfriend now.

I figured as much. It's been a little while.

I'm happy.

So what's it like not being single anymore?

Ah, well it's nice.

I finally have someone to watch rom-coms with.

- Nice. - Yeah.

What about you? Is there a special someone in your life?

- Special someone? - Special someone.

Ty, no. I'm still very much a lone star.

Ah. Are you happy?

Yes and no. I mean, I'm more scared for the future.

Oh, what about?

Well, goin 'to Gold Coast for footy's at the top

of my list.

Yeah, I heard. I, this is my going away present to you.

That's nice.

So

when are you leavin' exactly?

Um, next week, actually.

- Next week. - Yeah.

Got drafted to a good team,

got a place up there and everything.

That's wonderful. Good luck.

Thank you. And thank you for the photo.

- Oh no. - And for thinking of me

despite everything that happened.

(gentle rock music)

Sounds like it'll be a real adventure for you.

Like, who knows what that might bring?

I dunno. What if I fail?

Well, if you don't go, you'll fail anyway.

So I say just go and see what happens. I mean, fuck it.

I mean, you might love it there.

You always knew how to make me feel better.

- Did I? - (gentle music continues)

Come on. Gimme a hug.

(gentle rock music continues)

Don't forget me.

(gentle rock music continues)

- (Adam sighs) - (upbeat music)

Do you love your car? Do you want your car to be sexy?

Come to Bubbles Car Wash where we'll clean it for you.

- Big bubbles... - No troubles.

Bubbles Car Wash: We'll keep you clean.

Sally, that was awful.

It's bloody brilliant, mate. What are you talkin' about?

- That sucked. Awful. - (Sally chuckles)

Hey, Craig, do you wanna babysit next week for me?

It's Gabe. It's, it's not Craig.

Isn't that what I said?

- No. - Sorry, Gabe.

I've had a few late ones. Baby's teething at the moment.

I mean, you could ask Craig, you know? Maybe he's free.

Ha ha. Good one.

Look Sally, as much as I love screaming babies who poo

every five minutes,

I just don't think I can do this one for you.

I'll pay you 50 bucks an hour.

- Okay. - Yes!

Yep. No, I'll do it.

Yes, yes, yes, thank you! You're the best.

Well, you know, Tyler and I,

we've just moved in with Theo, a lot more space.

The rent, it is just so expensive.

How's Sunshine going?

Yeah, he's good. He's over a lot after school.

I'm sure he misses it here though, you know?

You know he's welcome back anytime?

Well, I don't think he misses it that much.

Hey, did you know that Josh is leaving next week to join

an interstate team on the Gold Coast?

That's a name that I haven't heard in a while. What?

Did he text you?

No. We, uh, we met up today.

I had somethin' for him.

And how does Gabe feel about you hanging with your ex?

Is it an ex though?

I mean, it was just a special moment when two people found

each other despite all odds and I proceeded to care

for said human deeply with all of my heart.

- Adam? - Polo.

It's obvious that you still care about him.

I mean, your voice changes when you talk about him.

No, it doesn't.

No, it doesn't. It was just a fling thing.

We never even made it official.

Look, he was your first love, okay?

The heart is a very complicated organ

and love is a beautiful thing.

(Marco gags)

Who do I sound like right now?

- Uh, moi. - (Marco chuckles)

Gosh, I need some more boxes.

Are you gonna miss living in Melbourne?

I mean, with the money that they're paying me

at this new job, it'll be fine.

And you can still call me whenever you want.

It's only Sydney. It's the same time zone.

Even though at your going away drinks you distinctly said,

(Adam clears throat)

"Don't bother using your mouth muscles

"on phone calls when you could be saving that energy

"for sucking Gabe's cock." End quote.

Yeah, that does sound like me.

Let's just ignore anything that I said that night.

How's Dazi going with settin' up the new place?

They are almost done with it. It's very cute.

I am much more excited about living in an apartment

than a cold mid-century house with Theo.

Oh, I fully understand why you didn't like living

with him now.

He's always around

and he frickin' appears outta nowhere, man.

I, yes! Now you believe me.

- Yeah, yeah. - You should just stop

sleeping there so much.

Well, Gabe hates my bed and I can just train in to school

from his place.

Are you liking this new course?

Yeah. Yeah.

It's been, it's been heaps better.

You're still not working at Bubbles?

Nah, I feel like it just wasn't the same.

And I mean like,

I'll still help out if they ask me,

but yeah anyway,

I'm just tryna put all my focus into my career for now.

Hmm. Maybe you should start with actually having one.

Oh, wow. Thanks, Marc.

- Yeah, oh oh oh. - Oh oh oh.

- (Marco chuckles) - Idiot.

♪ And now as he goes into the world ♪

♪ And I don't know who's gonna ♪

Theo!

- Jeez! - Yes.

Did you need to use the bathroom?

Yes, but I've been waiting quietly.

Sorry. There you go.

You have a lovely shower voice.

(both laugh)

Thanks and thanks for being so cool

with letting me stay here so much.

Oh, that's all right, little bro.

I mean, I'm kinda used to you now.

Well, yeah, same.

- Goodnight, Theo. - Night!

- Hey. - Hello.

(both sigh)

Yeah, it's, it's really nice having you here all the time.

How was your day, anything exciting?

Oh, nothin' much.

Just, um,

caught up with Mum after school.

- Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm.

How is she?

Same old.

She must be missing you like crazy not being there.

Oh, no. She'd be lovin' it.

She has the whole place to herself for sexy time.

Oh my God.

(Adam chuckles)

- Yeah. - Look,

don't freak out.

But I've been thinking

about seeing if you

maybe wanted to move in,

like if you wanted to?

Seriously?

Like, you would want that?

Yeah, of course. I mean, you're most nights anyway.

Okay. Uh, what about Theo?

I mean, you and Tyler only just moved in here.

It might be...

- No. - It might be too much.

No, they're cool with it.

I asked them last week and, besides,

Theo just loves having humans around so...

Last week?

So

you've been thinkingthinking about this?

(Gabe scoffs)

Well, you know, it's the Gabe and only way to roll.

- Hmm. - (lips smack)

Yes.

Yes you'll move in?

- Yes. - (Gabe scoffs)

(lips smack)