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- Previously, on "All Stars"...

My God.

- This is not my day.

- Nina, I'll be there in two seconds.

- You're funny.

So I gotcha.

- Thank you for doing my karma for me.

No, I'm just kidding.

- But I'm not taking my eye off of Ms. Andrews.

- For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we are playing the Snatch Game of Love.

- I'm doing Liberace.

- But Shannel's also doing Liberace.

- Yeah, can you even believe that?

- We're all doing Liberace.

- Who would you give your badge to?

- I mean, if I were to win, I would give it to Nina.

- And I think if I won, I'd probably give it to Shannel.

So there's an alliance going on.

- I look forward to hopefully tickling those ivories,

and RuPaul, the ebonies.

- I can't wait to sniff your ass after this.

Get me in there.

- Nina West.

- Wow, I mean, you breathed life and comedy into him.

- Gottmik, it was captivating and so clever.

And it just goes to show you how smart you are.

- Thank you.

- The top two All Stars of the week are

Nina West and Gottmik.

You've each earned two Beautiful Benefactress Badges...

One to keep, and one to give away.

This is your chance to win $10,000 for your cause

and cut off one of your fellow queens

from receiving a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.

Gottmik, condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

With great power comes great responsibility.

- Snip, snip bitch.

My God.

- Yay! - Congratulations.

Thanks, gorgeous!

Yeah!

My God, I just won my second lip sync.

- Condragulations, ladies.

- I'm the first queen with two badges now.

And I have $20,000 for Trans Lifeline.

Gorgeous, I am stacking it up for them, honey.

- Now poor me.

- Bitch, I've got my eyes on you now.

- No!

- The Beverly Hills Chihuahua looks pissed.

Don't get bit, girl.

Chihuahuas are the worst.

They bite at the ankles.

- Girl, how dare you dog walk me out there like that?

My God.

I don't know, I was looking up there,

I was like, who has a badge.

And you're just such an amazing performer,

and I was like, if someone's going to win the next week,

it might be her.

My brain just went to you.

I'm so sorry.

- I see you, bitch.

I see you.

Bitch, she definitely made the wrong move

because I'm coming for Gottmik as soon

as I get the opportunity to.

Like girl, watch out.

- So who got badges? - I do.

- You got a badge.

Shannel does not. I do not.

And Vanjie.

Everybody else got one.

And Mik has two.

- You are the frontrunner.

- Welcome to the game, girl.

My God.

- And now we have badges to give away.

- Do y'all know who you want to give them to?

- Um, no, I actually don't.

- I don't know either.

- Are there alliances?

- I think there are alliances.

- Who's yours? - I don't have one.

- OK, me neither.

- I think it's more like cliques.

- I feel like we all talk to everybody, though.

- Well, it's just like you and Gottmik, y'all are cliquey.

The two of you are cliquey.

Like you know... - The two of you, cliquey.

- No, but it's not a bad thing.

It's click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

- It is a little cliquey.

But I don't think it's no alliances.

- But the question was about alliances.

How did it became cliquey with friends?

- No, no, I just said it's more like cliquey, not alliances.

- But that wasn't the question.

So now you're saying something that

had nothing to do with the price of tea in China.

We were asking about alliances.

An alliance and being friends it's two different things.

- Completely.

- Just because we're friends, that

don't mean I want her to give me a badge

because I'm your good dude.

Just because I'm really close with Mik

does not mean I'm expecting a handout.

Bitch, no.

I don't want no one to think just because Mik

is like excelling and slaying it,

that I'm thinking I'm going to be...

- I don't think you're trying to write anybody's coattails.

- No, not at all.

- So we all still kumbaya.

Very good.

- I don't need no help from anybody else.

I can get to the top by myself.

- Today got really real.

- Yeah.

- I know me.

And I know what I'm capable of.

So it's time to dish it up like a buffet.

You know, like a little adobo, let it marinate.

We about to get mofongo. It's going down.

- It's getting severe up in here, girl.

- Everybody's going to get a plate.

Don't worry. You gon' eat and eat good.

- I can't wait to see what happens next week.

- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" receives

a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,

and a $200,000 donation to the charity of their choice,

courtesy of the Palette Fund, with extra special

guest judges Brothers Osborne.

- Yas!

- Come on, good morning.

- Another day, another slay.

It's a new day in the Werk Room.

We are three challenges in.

And the doll ain't got no badge yet.

And I don't play no middle game.

I'm a top dog.

So it's time for me to get my badge.

- All right, ladies, how are we feeling after last week?

- Cliquey.

- Cliquey, I guess.

- So does that mean that this is the era of the clique, then?

Is that what... is that what we're doing?

- We're in our clique era.

Let me give you something a little bit more

interesting to ruminate on.

- OK.

- We have badges to give away today.

I'm not going to speak for Mik, but I'm a little stressed

out by it because in the conversation of cliques

and alliances, I think people think I'm automatically going

to give it to Shannel because you think we're in an alliance.

I mean, there's so many things now factoring into our choices.

It's a lot of pressure.

I am considering Shannel.

However, I'm also considering Roxxxy

because Roxxxy really helped me on my sewing challenge

a couple weeks ago.

So this is a heavy decision because every move

has to be kind of strategic.

- But I don't think there's nothing talky, talky, cliquey,

cliquey going on.

- Wait, so Shannel and Angeria, you

guys really aren't in a clique or alliance or anything?

- Excuse me?

What?

- I have a badge to give.

And I wanted to give to someone without a badge.

But then I was like, OK, if Shannel and Angeria

are going off together...

- First of all, cause me and Shannel have not had like one

conversation like that.

- At all. - Like at all.

- I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.

- Because I remember when I was listening,

you two were going off for Nina only.

And I was hearing it.

My God.

My God.

- Rewind the footage.

- Take it off, Nina.

Take it off, Nina!

Werk, Nina!

- Mik came in with a bomb.

- This is insane.

- Baby, that was her.

That wasn't me.

- And then I also heard that it was being discussed as well.

- What was being discussed?

- That you guys were talking about helping each other out.

Everyone is saying that there's no alliances.

But let me tell you, little birdies around here

are telling me certain people are in alliances.

And the more I hear, the more I'm noticing.

So I'm like, is it true?

And I just missed everything?

I don't know. But signs are pointing to yes.

- But what I'm trying to figure out... where is that...

- Here's the problem, here's the problem.

The issue to me is that someone or someones in the eight of us

has said that and put that into your head.

That bothers me.

- So let's just say we don't have no cliques.

We have no alliances.

- No. - And we're dropping it all.

- Case closed, no alliances.

No.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Look at you.

- My All Stars, last week, Nina West and Gottmik each

earned two Beautiful Benefactress Badges.

One to keep, and one to give away.

Time has come to share the love.

Nina West, which queen will receive your

Beautiful Benefactress Badge?

- I am going to give my Beautiful Benefactress Badge

to...

One of my sisters who doesn't have one,

Roxxxy Andrews.

- Aww!

- Thank you, sister.

- I'm shocked. I'm gagging.

She gave the badge to Roxxxy,

who is one of the biggest threats

in the whole competition.

Like what?

- How lovely.

That's very sweet.

Gottmik, whom shall receive your Beautiful

Benefactress Badge?

- I am also going to give my badge to someone

who does not have one.

So I am going to give mine to...

- Vanjie.

- Aww!

- Sisters!

Here we go, my gosh.

- It's a clique!

- Ooh!

- For Mik to still go ahead and give it to me regardless

of what people think, you don't find

friends like that these days.

And this is just solidified my mission

to actually earn my own badge.

- Now, teamwork makes the dream work.

So before we move on, I want you to pair up.

- But what are we doing?

- Everyone is just like...

- Pair up, choose a partner, don't be shy.

- We're all afraid to be viewed as an alliance.

So we have to choose someone that is not our best friend.

- So I see we have Shannel and Angeria,

Plastique and Jorgeous,

Roxxxy and Vanjie,

Gottmik and Nina.

- Being that I'm the only one without a badge,

I am 100% on board to work with Angeria.

She's doing really well in the competition.

She does high glam like I do.

But if anybody is thinking that I'm in some sort of an alliance

with her, now they're really probably

going to think, well, and that

just proved it right there.

- Now, ladykins, I have a real treat for you.

I've invited some men for you to play with this week.

Ooh.

- Please welcome four real life heroes.

My God.

Daddy alert.

I didn't know it was my birthday.

- From Grand Rapids, Ohio, meet Adam.

- Hi! - Hey, Adam!

- From Atlanta, GA, meet Anaré.

- Hi! - Hey!

- From Los Angeles, California, meet Brad Lee.

- Hi, Brad Lee.

- And last but not least, from Denver, Colorado, meet Nathan.

- Hi. - Hey!

- Welcome, firefighters.

I want to thank you personally for your bravery and courage.

And by bravery and courage, I mean

agreeing to come on this show.

My queens, for this week's Maxi Challenge, working in pairs,

I want you to transform these courageous firefighters

into smoking hot pop stars.

- Come on.

- That's right.

We are looking for a fierce girl group ensemble.

- But wait, there's more.

In addition to a head-to-toe makeover,

you and your firefighters will write, record, and perform

a song called "Pussy on Fire."

Yeah, honey, it's about to be a five

alarm fire up in this bitch.

Now, firefighters, as our honored guests,

I want you to help pick your groups.

So to get to know the queens a little better,

we're going to do some speed dating.

- Y'all ready?

Set, go.

- All right.

- Come on over!

My God, we going speed dating?

- Hey, daddy, what's up?

- Hello.

- How's it going?

I ain't been on the dating so long.

I don't know what to wear.

This is just so sudden.

Nobody told me I was going on a date, girl.

- Did you ever save a cat from a tree?

- I have not. - No?

Is that only in movies?

- So let's get down to the nitty gritty, you dance?

- You know, interesting thing, I have.

- What kind of dance?

- We did the Electric Slide.

- The Electric Slide?

- Do you guys have dance experience?

- I used to work at a... At a gay bar as a go-go dancer.

- Are you straight? - I am.

I knew it.

- It was, in truth, the most welcoming, fun environment

that I'd been in.

- If I can be completely honest with you,

I'm trying to focus.

But he's so hot.

He's so sweet and so, so, so dreamy.

I just got lost... I just got lost.

I'm sorry, I was like engrossed in your conversation.

- I'd paint you so hard.

- Between makeup and stage, we've got you covered.

- Sick. I will keep that in mind.

- What's your end goal?

Give me the look.

- OK, have you ever watched "Sailor Moon"?

- Anime? - Yes.

- OK, all right, 'cause I'm a gay superhero, you know?

- Yes, exactly. - Yes!

- So that works. - Have you ever done drag?

- I've never done drag.

I have knowledge of the scene.

Y'all give us an escape, you know?

I feel like sometimes, people don't appreciate

what y'all doing.

- I really appreciate that.

Like you really see us.

- I'm Brad Lee.

- Brad Lee, I'm Bryan. - You have pretty eyes.

- You have pretty eyes as well. - It's nice to meet you.

- You have pretty eyes as well. - Vanjie... my God, so do you.

- I'm a hugger.

So if you ever need hugs, find me.

I'll help you. Give me one.

- Are we going to make out right now?

- OK, literally.

- Do you dance? - I dance.

- You dance. You got rhythm.

- So never been in heels?

- Well, when I was little, I used

to walk around in my mom's.

That's how they knew, he kind of zesty.

- When I'm watching the show, what I draw towards, I guess,

would be like a pageant queen type.

Ooh!

- Now we talking. - He said...

- So I like to dress up, like flamboyant.

My whole thing is, why can't straight guys be cute too?

- Exactly.

- Do you guys think you can make me sexy?

- Well, you are sexy.

And let me tell you something. - Thank you.

- This bitch's makeup skills are like out of this world.

You'll look in the mirror and be like...

I want the tall one.

- All right, kids.

Time is up officially.

- Gotta hug our fireman.

- Thank you so much.

- That is a very firm handshake,

do you hear me right?

- All right, firefighters, it's time to choose

your girl group partners.

Now, in alphabetical order, start with Adam,

which pair do you choose?

- As much as I enjoyed my dates with all the queens,

I am choosing Roxxxy and Miss Vanjie.

- OK.

- Our firefighter daddy.

- Anaré, which pair of queens do you choose?

- I wanted somebody who had energy

I got to say that Plastique and Jorgeous, that's my crew.

OK.

- Won over!

- Up next, Brad Lee.

- The pair that is going to glam me up the best

and make me pretty is going to be Angeria and Shannel.

My goodness.

- Come on over here, Brad Lee.

Come to your mamas.

- I love it, love it.

- Nathan, that means you'll be working with Nina and Gottmik.

- I am here to make it hot.

So let's get it.

- OK, come on over.

- Yay.

- All-Stars, start your fire engine.

And may the best drag queen win.

- Well, thank you for picking us.

- Hey, you guys were perfect for me.

I picked the right group.

- Yes, you picked the right group.

It is a makeover challenge.

My God, I'm so excited.

I won my makeover challenge.

I can't wait to work with Vanjie.

And we just happen to be the two girls

who just got gifted badges.

So we have the exact same motivation,

to earn our own badges.

We got this.

- What is your favorite like girl group?

I don't know if you have a...

- Girl group, probably like Destiny's Child type.

- That's what we're here to do.

And you're going to be the Beyoncé.

You're the star.

We're your backup.

We're there for you.

We're going to...

OK, OK.

I've never won a challenge before ever

on "Drag Race" history.

But I almost won the make over challenge on season 11

because I had Ariel looking just like me.

We look like Tia Tamera.

So me and Roxxxy doing a makeover,

I feel like real confident about it.

We both can balance each other's strengths.

She can sew something quick.

I can do choreography, write some lyrics.

- Something and we leave them wet.

Whoa.

- I'm going to put it down, leave them wet.

- Put that in there. Hold the hose down.

I don't think it could be any perfecter, the perfect trio,

thank you.

- So this is the pink that I brought.

And there's three different looks.

This is a gown.

But we can change this into something else.

And I have this fabric.

You know I'm smart.

- You know I brought more fabric. - I know you brought...

- There's a lot of different ways to do a girl group look.

But I know the mission.

I done won this challenge before.

You're going to put your eye on somebody who's

wearing all three of the same color

in different cuts and shapes.

We're just going to stick out.

- Do like this.

Yes! - Yeah!

- What's your charities?

- Mine is NAMI, National Alliance on Mental Illness.

- Mentally ill, got you. - Yes.

- Mine is Asian-American Foundation.

- We got to win some money then.

- Yeah, we do.

Me and Plastique are over the moon

right now that we got Anaré.

This might be a good height for you.

- Something in the middle.

- Ooh!

- He said he wants it higher.

- Something in the middle.

- Girl, he's sickening.

He's kind of sassy a little bit.

And that's what me and Plastique are too.

So we're going to make him over so good.

This is what I was thinking for myself.

- OK.

- Little strappy moment. - OK.

- Throw that over here.

- We are thinking of doing a "Powerpuff Girl"

anime type of girl group.

- This is going to fit perfect.

- It may work.

- Yes!

- Anaré is so receptive of everything

that we're throwing at him...

- It's coming together.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

- that it makes this process almost too easy.

- All y'all hoes better watch out.

- Go home. Go home.

- Everybody go home.

- OK, let's listen to this song.

- Figure it out.

- All right, so "Pussy on Fire."

- I like the title.

- Normally you take a pill to get rid

of that, shot or something.

- I'll be honest with you, writing

lyrics is challenging for me.

Yeah, so I was thinking like what if we were each talking

about our pussies.

I feel like formulating the verse and all

that is more in my wheelhouse.

And Shannel is an amazing makeup artist.

So this challenge is definitely something

me and Shannel can meet in the middle with.

So we can get these badges.

- So it's a one shoulder moment here.

And then this is the fully rhinestoned bodysuit with

this crazy fucking cool bra.

And then like I've got this one is a bodysuit.

And then it has this corset.

My God, what is happening over there?

- There's so many bold patterns and fabrics.

- There's a sick little moment here.

- Do you know any firefighting puns?

- Like to keep it wet.

Like to keep it wet, call us when it's hot.

We'll continue to bring the heat.

- God.

- I love this.

These firefighters, these real life superheroes,

happen to love our community and love the art of drag.

And now, they're helping us raise money for our charities.

They're about to become superheroes

of a whole different kind.

- Why don't we try to fit a corset?

Go ahead and take your shirt off.

- Shirt off? - Yeah, if you want.

- I mean, if you want.

OK great, OK great, so you work out, awesome.

- We'll go around this way.

Honey.

- Ooh!

- The firefighter Mik and Nina got, he a go-go dancer.

He got the big chest out.

They probably haven't even thought

about the makeover aspect yet.

They over there thinking about...

- My aesthetic is a little bit different than Mik's.

You know, like...

- Fun, vibrant.

- This, I mean, it's all...

But honestly, in my opinion, it doesn't go with the song.

- This is really hard because Nina's camp and I'm vamp.

She brought literal '60s smocks.

I feel like a girl.

I brought slut rocker dresses.

And we have to somehow have a baby that

is a body-building fireman.

- It's a little Peg Bundy-ish.

- I just don't know about the color.

- Mik already hates it.

- No, no.

- So we won't have you do that.

- OK.

- Should I be in more Nina hair?

- No, I think we just try to create a cohesive girl group.

- This is the most pressure I've felt in this competition

so far just because people are starting

to call me the frontrunner.

And unfortunately, because I have two badges,

I think if I don't win this week,

I am going to be a target for people to cut off.

So I'm nervous.

- Are you OK?

- How do they feel?

Jiggle them a little bit.

- No, do like this... - They look a little centered.

- There you go.

Atta girl, come on.

You know, when you put people in drag,

you forget what all it takes.

- Ooh, now, we're talking, good boob job.

- We can't do this.

We cannot do that.

- But I feel like there's good teachers everywhere.

- More hips back, pull your shoulders back.

- This ain't the after school program.

We're like at Harvard with these hoes,

pulling out stunts and getting these firefighters together.

This is like boot camp, drag boot camp.

- They're getting mad.

They're getting mad.

- It's like shut up.

Look at this.

Look at him.

- Come on, Valerie.

- Come on.

- What have you got?

My God.

- We're out here doing drag.

- Hello, everybody.

- Hello.

- Well, it looks like you're all getting

along like a house on fire.

Yes.

- Angeria, Shannel, and Brad Lee, come on over.

- OK.

- Hello, mama.

Already sized up like a girl group.

What is the secret to a good girl group?

- I think being cohesive and just being like a unit, when

you can look at all three members of the group

and say, they are definitely in the same group.

- Yes, Brad Lee is that why you chose these two, because you

felt some type of a kinship?

- Definitely.

- Where did you... Show me on your body

where you felt that kinship.

- Our eyes.

- In the eyes.

- That's the first thing we noticed.

He was like, ooh, y'all got pretty eyes.

We like, you do too.

- He does have beautiful eyes.

What made you decide that this was

something you wanted to try?

- I don't have much family.

So I've been seeking that.

And so I've found a lot of friends in the EDM community.

And there's a very rich LGBTQ community there.

And so I think they say like friends are your chosen family.

- Yeah, well, you will find that our community,

we all kind of feel like outsiders.

So together, we create a family.

I'm so happy that you're here.

- I've had a great time already.

- Good, good.

- All right, so, Nathan, what is the name of your girl group?

- It's so good.

You want to tell it? - Nathan actually created it.

- Called the Hose Draggers.

The wait, wait?

- The Hose Draggers.

- Like dragging a hose.

- Honey.

- So in the firehouse, the grunt work,

basically, is the person who's the hose dragger.

It's like the first one off the engine,

you're pulling everything out.

It's grunt work.

But it's also like the most necessary.

- I like that.

Look at that hose dragger.

- How dare you?

- All right, so who's in charge of costumes?

- Gottmik and I are so different.

So we want to...

I think we're going to try to collaborate on a new baby.

- Are you creating a new genre of girl group?

- Of human being. - Of human being.

Wow, this should be interesting.

Have you ever done drag at all?

- I have not.

- Are you afraid of anything involved with what these kids

are going to put you through?

- They eased me with the whole tucking issues.

I don't think I'm worried about it anymore.

- But, well, I mean, depending on the outfit,

you may not have to tuck.

- Maybe you just have a meaty tuck.

It's OK.

- I love...

- Have a big old fat...

Representation for the fat cooty gang.

- Representation matters.

- That's right.

- Now, you have a kinship to the LGBT community.

- I do.

My daughter is part of the LGBTQ community.

She's a pansexual.

And also she's married to my son-in-law, who's a trans male.

So it's very close to me.

And I love them both extremely.

- I love that. Is that why you're doing this?

- Not only.

I think with everything that's going on in the world,

it's important to be an advocate and be out there.

And with the stigma of firefighters

just being all macho and manly, and I wanted to even

open up conversations there.

- Yeah.

- I never really had a fatherly figure in my life.

And Vanjie as well, she didn't have a father figure.

So it's kind of cool to see how lucky his children are

and let him know that, you know,

thanks for being an awesome dad.

- It's just beautiful to see people like him.

He got four kids.

But now I get to have, a dad... a step-dad.

I'm like, you got five kids, six kids because me and Roxxxy.

- Listen, thank you so much for doing this.

- I'm super excited to be here. Thank you.

- Good.

Ladies, you have Anaré.

Anaré, where in Atlanta are you from?

- Southwest Atlanta, right over there by...

- Campbellton Road.

- Yeah, you hit it, you hit it. - OK, all right.

- From Wisconsin originally. - Wisconsin?

They have Black folks in Wisconsin?

- That's why I came to Hotlanta.

OK, now Jorgeous. - Yes, RuPaul.

- Gottmik decided to give you

the Ruby Snippers last week.

How did that make you feel?

My God, girl, I'm so over it because this challenge right

here, it's definitely in our wheelhouse

with looks and everything.

But I can win money for my charities.

Me being cut off is just a little tiny obstacle

because even though I can't get another badge this week,

thanks, Gottmik, bitch, I need to win that coin

and get my revenge with the Snipper.

So the girls better watch out because me and Plastique

are coming for them.

- I cannot wait to see how you turn it out.

- I'm so excited to show you.

We're having so much fun.

- Turn it. - Yes.

- All right, welcome to the main stage.

- This is where the magic happens.

Good to know. Good to know.

- Batten the hatches, because it's

time to choreograph our performance of "Pussy on Fire."

- Y'all got to teach me how to walk, though.

- We don't have to sobriety walk it.

- You need to soften this up.

My God.

- So like, I know you're a big, muscular man.

- Nathan's very masculine.

- So do not pull my junk.

- I mean, you can later if you want...

Which is hot.

But when you're trying to put someone in drag,

you want to hide the masculinity.

You're trying to give silhouettes

that feminize everything.

So we have a lot to work on.

- We know that you have a lot of dance experience.

Show us some choreography that you think

would fit with "Pussy on Fire."

- Your favorite moves.

- Five, six, seven, eight.

My goodness.

I love that.

Then it clicked for me.

I'm like, wait, why are we trying to hide

the masculinity at all?

Because with this bitch, there's not a lot of places

you can hide all of that.

So let's show it.

You masc it up. So that's cute.

So if you're like you think of pussy,

well get ready for the real thing.

- That's right.

- We are birthing a Gottmik/Nina West hybrid

with a dash of Nathan's muscles.

- This hopefully could be Mik's third win in a row...

- Yeah, that'd be dope.

- And my second in a row, which would be magical.

And I think it can happen because you're here.

You are really good.

And you can do that.

- They have a lot riding on this.

I definitely think I could step my game up.

And for their sake, I want to be the best that I can.

- Got to win this.

- Hey, hey. - Take it in.

Go get your life.

Get your life, Valerie.

Let's see how you walk.

- Relax your face.

Don't be thinking shit.

- Ooh, ooh.

Baby, Adam ain't the smoothest.

I need an oil can.

But we're just trying to bend this body the way

it needs to be bent because she needs to be pussy cock-cock

on the runway.

Like think you're walking on tippy toes.

See how soft that got?

- I'm extremely nervous about everything, to be honest.

Things definitely are happening fast.

And they're really walking me through it.

- Let me see a twerk.

You know the little girl and the little cartoon?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's how the babies came out.

Baby, Miss Valerie is coming to life.

Yes, bitch.

Werk, bitch.

She's a drag queen in the making.

We are earning our own badges this week.

- So you should be center, and we should like hold her hand.

- Sophisticated... - Sophisticated but I can slay.

- But I can slay.

Is it out this way, not up?

- Yeah, out.

Me and Plastique, we are feeling really ambitious when

it comes to this performance.

You know, we've been talking all this talk.

Like, and we need to put our money where our mouth is.

- We need to set up another choreo part here

where we're like more fast.

- OK.

- Down and slap.

Hold on, do it again.

Plastique and Jorgeous, they're moving quickly.

- My God, they're going to die.

- That's too much.

They over here doing twirls.

They're right-handed, I'm left-handed.

- That felt sickening. And then from here...

- It don't feel sickening. - Really?

- Y'all come up with stuff quick, you're so quick.

I'm exhausted. - You got this.

- You got this.

We just got to workshop it.

And I feel like we got this in the bag.

- Your hands need to be more forward.

And you need to lighten up the hand, I'll practice this.

- But it's more free.

- My shoulders just don't...

- That didn't work, how about this, we come into the body,

and she stands and goes.

- Can you do this?

- His hands... his hands are this big, putting his hand

on his face, it was like...

It's like these hands are coming down

the runway first or something.

And then give them a...

No, roll up the hips.

- Like you're feeling on yourself.

- I'm most nervous about the choreography.

I know there's a lot of practice

and a lot more work that's going to be

needed for me to perform.

But we're in it to win it.

- How do you feel?

- I feel like I need to...

I'm going to loosen up a little bit, become

more comfortable with it.

So that I can put my flair into it.

- You're going to be amazing.

We going to make it happen.

- Do it for Shannel.

OK, hoes.

- Here we are.

My God, it's the show day.

Roxxxy, move.

- Today, we get to perform our numbers with our firefighters.

But first, we need to get them in drag.

So what I'm going to do is put a real pretty baby pink right

in the corner of the eye.

I may be the only one without a badge, but not for long.

- Let's get to work.

- I am so excited to get up into Miss Brad Lee's mug.

He's going to be whupped.

- Hey, guys.

- What's up, what's up, what's up.

My God, hey.

- The boys are here.

- Hello.

- Look how colorful you look today.

- That's so cute. Look at your shirt.

- You look like you're not getting in drag.

Like you're going on a Caribbean cruise or something

over here, though.

- If you get nicked, it's not my problem.

- No worries, no worries.

- That is nasty, all those pubes on the floor.

- Do I look like an alien?

- No more than you did before.

- I don't want to be in this group no more.

- You want to be in this group, because we're

going to get that badge.

- See, you already got the right mentality.

Gotta speak it into existence.

We going to get that badge.

- How would you feel about getting your eyebrows shaved?

- Let's do it.

- You'll do it?

You'll do it for real? - I'm here.

My God.

- I'm here for it all.

- You are here to commit.

- It's going to be lit.

My God, yay.

- We just want you to feel your femininity as much as possible.

- I feel like I'm coming full circle.

- Yes.

- Because you know, my father, he was such a macho man.

You know what I'm saying?

- Is he accepting like now...

- He was always accepting of my sexuality.

But I knew there was always a concern with how feminine

I was going to be.

- Being able to like not express that at a young age

really does fuck with your mentality and how

like how you should act.

- Correct, it's like a form of policing yourself.

- Exactly.

- And it's like, let's be free.

- Yes, exactly.

- Well, I'm so happy that we're doing this.

I definitely feel where he's coming from.

My dad, growing up, he was like, it's fine for you

to be gay.

It's just I don't want you to be super feminine because I

don't want nobody to hurt you.

Because my father loved me so much.

- The way that you looked so bomb clean shaven is insane.

- So now it's Anaré's chance to be as feminine as possible

because she's working with the two gayest bitches in here.

Yes, werk.

You said yes like I done came to life.

- Yes, because we already see...

- We see it there.

My gosh.

- Did you shave your eyebrows?

- Wait, you shaved your eyebrows?

- Yes, I did.

- You are not the partner I thought you were.

- I didn't know that was an option.

- So since your daughter is pansexual and has

a trans husband and stuff, have you

all ever felt like they were being discriminated against?

- Not so much when we're out and about.

But when it came to Cally's wedding,

my mom couldn't come because of her convictions,

which, you know, it still is like a sore spot.

Because there's conditional love in my mind.

It's just like it hurts.

But definitely, I know Cally hurts from it.

You know what I mean?

And I want her to just live a happy life.

- God, if every dad could be like that,

we'd live in a different world.

- How have you guys been feeling about

like all the drag bans and everything

else going across the country?

- Girl, it is nuts.

I used to live in Nashville, Tennessee.

And all the drag queens there are like scared to go out,

they can't even go to work without someone being

rude to them and shit.

- It's just unbelievable shit that's going on.

Trying to tell us that we're molesting

kids and bullshit.

- Seriously, fuck all the way off.

- Yes.

- I work in a Children's Hospital.

And it's like, I know what kids are scared of.

And I can tell you right now, it's

not a dude dressed as a woman.

- Hearing the support from the firefighters,

it makes me feel like we have hope.

You know, you can be a manly man

and still do this and have fun and embrace all people all

walks of life, no matter what they do,

what they want to do, and like...

I don't want to start crying.

Here we go.

It's just reassuring.

And it's nice to know that with everything going on

and all this craziness and hate,

that there are still good people out there.

And there's still people that are standing with us

and not listening to the stupidity on the news.

- I feel like I'm sending my daughter to prom.

- You look like a fucking bad bitch.

- Yes.

- They grow up so fast.

- The firefighters look so good.

We're ready to hit the stage.

And we're going to let them know

that our pussies are on what?

Fire.

- This mug's everywhere.

- I put my foot in this fucking mug.

- Saucy Susan.

- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

I smell something burning.

It's Michelle Visage.

- Fire in the hole.

Fire in the hole!

- He's a five alarm flamer.

It's Ross Matthews.

What are you going to do, charge me with smoking?

God, can we do it again?

And the fabulous country duo, welcome Brothers Osborne.

Now, TJ and John, have you ever done drag?

- One of us has, and it's the straight one.

- I dressed up as my lovely wife for Halloween one year.

And I will say, I gave her a run for her money.

- Ooh.

- Did anybody get lucky?

- Not me.

- This week, we challenged our queens

to transform brave firefighters into smoking hot pop stars.

And tonight, on the main stage, it's the world

debut of "Pussy on Fire."

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

Category is smoking hot pop stars.

Up first, the Hoezes, Miss Vanjie, Roxxxy Andrews,

and Valerie Valentine.

- Ooh, Ooh.

- Now, that's one firefighter who can work a pole.

- It certainly is.

- Ooh, it is Valentine's Day.

- We are giving you the ultimate Pepto

Bismol pop star girl group.

We look about Pussycat Dolls, Destiny's Child,

Tina Knowles production.

So we're giving you hot and sexy and ready

for the award show.

- Hand on your hip, let your backbone slip.

- Up next, Meow Meow Mixxx...

Plastique Tiara, Jorgeous, and Angelique.

- Ooh, come on, seduction.

- Mama, Angelique is stomping down this runway.

We're not just any girl group.

We're a superhero girl group.

Get into it, mama.

- Put them lips together and blow.

- How hard?

- Up next, the Pussycat Hose...

Angeria, Shannel, and Natasha Bradley.

- It's Jem and the Whorograms.

- We are the Pussycat Hose.

And we are definitely giving you some blonde bombshell

glamazon teas.

Bitch, my daughter looks sickening, OK?

She is just a tall glass of water.

She is feeling her fantasy.

- She looks like she slides up the fire pole.

- The Hose Draggers...

Nina West, Gottmik, and Anita Blaze.

- My goodness.

- It's the Supremes, as in Nacho Supreme.

- Girl, Anita Blaze is blazing down the runway.

We are in our '60s Nina looks.

I got everyone in black hair to bring

a little Gottmik into this.

We are birthing some kind of sympatico diva baby

in the form of a straight man.

I mean, see you later.

- Do you know mouth to mouth?

- How do you think she gets her protein?

- And now, it's time for the world debut of "Pussy on Fire."

- Welcome, queens.

I've got one thing to say.

There's some hose in this house.

Now, it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, the Hoezes,

Miss Vanjie and Roxxxy Andrews.

Now, this is Adam before.

- Damn!

- Hi.

- And this is Valerie Valentine.

- Valerie Valentine, one question, how bad do you want

to fuck yourself right now?

- I told him I wanted a few minutes alone.

- Yeah, I get it.

You look so hot.

What a transformation.

Right away, you read like a pop girl group,

which was the assignment.

So job well done.

By the time you got to the musical number,

you poured gasoline on your drag.

- Now, I know by looking at you,

without even asking, that's a Roxxxy Andrews production.

You made all of those work for everybody.

Even Valerie Valentine looked...

Yeah, she was all up in the Hoezes collection.

I enjoyed it.

- You all have done such a great job, I thought,

to make her the star and the centerpiece of it all.

I was really blown away by it.

That is so awesome doing something

you've never done before.

You are completely transforming yourself.

Not only did you get rid of your facial hair,

you got some boobs too, man.

This is crazy.

You went all the way.

- Y'all look so gorgeous.

Valerie, what do you think your daughter will think of this?

- She's going to absolutely, without a doubt, love it.

It's going to make her year.

- I love it.

- Well, thank you.

- Thank you.

- All right, up next, it's Meow Meow Mixxx.

Plastique Tiara...

- Hello.

- And Jorgeous.

- Hello.

- This is Anaré before.

And this is Angelique Vachon.

- Get into it.

- OK, first off, it's like the Powerpuff Girls.

- You got it!

- Is that what you're doing?

- Yes! - I love it.

And I am here for it.

You guys absolutely killed it.

It's one of my favorites today.

- I totally agree.

And for you, Angelique, to walk out here, and look

up on that level with these gals

was really, really impressive.

- I loved the references.

Thought your choreography was really cute.

Angelique, you can dance.

You know how to get down.

And you're with the right girls to do that.

- For a second, I was like, wait, which

one's a firefighter again?

Come on now. - It's me.

- I knew it.

- I'm the one.

- They told me that no soul can clock.

- Thank you all.

- Thank you.

- Up next, the Pussycat Hose.

- Hey.

- Angeria Paris VanMichaels and Shannel.

Now, this is Brad Lee before

and this is Natasha Bradley.

- Your song is so filthy.

If you look at the lyrics, it's all about an STD?

- Yeah.

- There you go.

- That's beautiful.

- Thank you.

- You see, as songwriters, you're looking for the line.

And you've found the line, hissing while I'm pissing,

I'm like son of a bitch, why didn't I think of that?

- And then you repeated it.

- I came up with that line.

- OK, OK.

- I knew it.

- Yes.

My goodness, we've got a Gershwin on our hands.

- I loved it. I thought you were great.

- Thank you.

- Natasha, you were out there giving the best that you could.

And we really enjoyed seeing you because you look gorgeous.

The paint is gorgeous.

Who did it?

Shannel, I mean, your paint is always next level.

And it looked beautiful on her.

- It looks like Natasha is the focal point of the group,

like a space age Ziggy Stardust storyline, which is different

from what y'all are wearing.

The most cohesive thing is y'all wearing the same shoes.

- Yep.

- That's it, we a girl group.

- Now, Natasha, what do you feel like?

- Like a badass, that's for sure.

- You look like a badass.

- I like to say, too, I loved working with Shannel

and Angeria, all the queens.

Everybody's embraced me and us.

And it has been a life changing experience.

- I'm happy because we are so indebted to all of the work

that you all do in your job.

Thank you.

Up next, the Hose Draggers...

Nina West, Gottmik.

And this is Nathan before.

And this is Anita Blaze.

My God.

- You come right out of the gate with call me Quasimodo,

because I'm going to ring that bell.

It's so fucking strong.

- Yeah, we almost fell out of our chairs.

- Yeah, that was also like, why didn't I think of that one?

So favorite lyric of the entire performance.

- I thought you kids were so cute and so fun.

You're all different sizes, shapes, and colors,

and that's the beauty of it.

It still somehow worked.

Even now seeing Gottmik behind Nina, is like, hello, I'm here.

And you are another one, Anita, who's got the moves.

You were up there flexing your guns.

You didn't really need to give us the gun show

because we could see it.

But it's really, really cute.

- Quite frankly, it was nice that someone

brought some masculinity around here other than Michelle.

- Yes.

- Anita Blaze, what do you feel like from the inside out

once you saw yourself?

- Inside out sounds like what my dick is doing right now.

And it kind of hurts.

But I feel like they both did just a good job

of capturing who I am as a person,

just in had a different look.

I didn't have to change anything

about myself beyond what my appearance says.

- Well, well done.

Thank you, queens.

I think we've heard enough.

Now, to our smoking hot firefighters,

I can't thank you enough for coming

to play with us this week.

In the spirit of paying it forward,

we're giving each of you $1,000 to donate

to the charity of your choice.

All Stars, while you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

All right, just between us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we are looking for the top two All Stars of the week.

- Listen, the Hoezes were on fire.

They visually, I'm going to say it,

were my favorite of the night.

The cohesiveness, the way Roxxxy made those outfits,

I thought the way they did their choreography,

their lyrics, their performance, I thought

it was all so good and so now.

- And they took someone who has never done that in their life

and made them feel right at home.

And that's all you can ask for in this challenge.

- All right, let's talk Meow Meow Mixxx.

- Angelique, she was phenomenal.

And I've never seen anyone so comfortable

doing anything in my life.

I will have to say, those were my favorite outfits

because they swung for the fences with those.

- I think if I were to leave here today and remember

a look the most, I think it would be theirs because they

were very different colors

but somehow all still fit together.

I thought it was really cool and really bold.

And I loved it.

- The names in and of itself were basically the only thing

that brought them together because really

it wasn't cohesive, apart for the names on their outfit.

- I know that they weren't all the same color,

it wasn't a House of Darion situation.

But I could see a girl group rocking those looks.

- The Pussycat Hose.

- Natasha looked phenomenal.

I think it's just they forgot to do them.

Because there was no cohesion with those look.

They were from different eras.

- What I want to give them credit for

is knowing that Natasha Bradley was not a dancer.

She was a walker.

And what they did was help that.

- She looked incredible.

As soon as she came out, I was like, whoa.

I thought they did their queen right.

And I was very impressed by it.

- All right, the Hose Draggers.

I just love saying that name.

- You know, I think Anita was my favorite

in terms of the performance because she

just came out there blazing.

She just was so ready to go.

And I liked the aesthetic of Gottmik

and Nina West coming together.

My brain actually hurts thinking about it.

But it worked for me.

- He's a strapping dude.

And they had to work with that.

And I feel like a lot of the moves

that they did were to lift Anita Blaze up.

And I think they absolutely nailed that.

- All right, silence, I made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Based on your pop star runway presentations

and your "Pussy on Fire" performances...

- Here we go.

- I've made some decisions.

- The top two All Stars of the week are...

Roxxxy Andrews and Miss Vanjie.

- This is the first time I won a challenge.

This is a good day.

I'm writing this one down in the book.

- They got the top.

- They got the top two.

- Condragulations, you've each earned a Beautiful

Benefactress Badge.

And you're both one step closer to winning the $200,000

grand prize for your charity.

- Thank you.

- Ladykins, the rest of you can take a seat.

- You better do it big, y'all.

- Love you.

- You better fuck it up, bitch.

- Come on Vanjie. - Get it.

Lord.

- This is going to be nasty.

- Two All Stars, stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win

$10,000 for your cause, and earn the power

to cut off one

of your fellow queens from receiving

a Beautiful Benefactress Badge next week.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Charity.

- Roxxxy going to give me a run for the money.

I know miss thing's going to bring it.

So I better get it together.

I need to get some money for the SPCA.

- Baby, I got my badge.

And I'm ready to lip-synch.

I have some stiff competition.

But, baby, I've never lost the lip sync.

And I ain't trying to be a loser doll this week, OK?

- Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

My God.

- Bitch, y'all ate that.

- Yas!

- My girls.

- Whoo, All Stars, I've made my decision.

Roxxxy Andrews, Miss Vanjie,

it's a tie.

- Yay!

Rah!

- Work it, girl.

- Yas!

- Condragulations, you are both winners, baby.

You've each won a cash tip of $5,000

for your charities, Miracle of Love and the ASPCA.

- Yes.

- Queens, please join Roxxxy and Miss Vanjie on the stage.

Roxxxy, Miss Vanjie, with great power

comes great responsibility.

Using the Ruby Snippers, together, you

need to decide which one of your fellow queens

you'll cut off from receiving a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

Take a moment to discuss amongst yourselves.

- This is out of the norm.

Vanjie and I have to pick somebody together.

For me, this is easy.

I'm 100% wanting eye for an eye to cut Angeria.

But this is not just my win.

She needs to have her say.

- Roxxxy, Vanjie, which sister will you scissor?

- Come on.

- Let's see.

My God.

- I finally get these huge Ruby Snippers, and I'm like, girl,

this is going to be harder than I thought.

A little choppy chop?

- Little chop?

- No thanks.

- It would be the smartest thing to pick

somebody with the most badges.

So Mik is the number one target.

- Not too much, though.

- But Mik is my friend.

And I feel like I owe Mik one because Mik gave me a badge.

- The dolls. - The dolls.

- The dolls are sniffing.

The dolls are sniffing.

- Don't you cut my sister.

Keep it moving.

- Not my queen, not my queen.

- Hi, my queens.

Looking for a third?

- I'll wash your makeup brushes.

- Shannel.

- Listen, I don't have nobody I want to cut.

But Roxxxy had some unfinished business.

And honestly, I don't mind co-signing.

We're going to go with...

Angie.

- Thank God.

- Come on.

- It's getting gaggy.

- Getting more real.

My God, I can't handle it.

- Damn.

This is my second time being cut off.

And I am just upset, bitch.

Shit.

- Damn, not again.

- Angeria, next week, you can compete and even win.

But Roxxxy and Miss Vanjie have cut you off

from earning a Beautiful Benefactress Badge.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell

you going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen!

- All right, let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

- This one does sting a lot.

- I didn't just pick you to get snipped tonight, girl.

It was a dual thing.

- For this week's All Star challenge,

you need to drag up real estate commercials.

- Keep it in the family.

- I love the dance.

- Perfection.

- Shannel, you're in reverse.

- It's her first day.

- Ooh.

- Y'all talking about everybody else?

Here she go.

- Instead of talking about y'all, y'all compare

y'all's and ours.

- One week without her being on my team, she's against me.