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[Beta] Chaos bots have been sent from the future

to stop the one person who can save the world.

Me?

- [chorus singing] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - [Hailey] ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪

♪ Teach a cat to play the piano Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪

♪ Use my ear wax? ♪

♪ To make a candle ♪

- [chorus] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - [Hailey] ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪

♪ Win first place for World's cutest pet rock ♪

♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪

♪ Eat an onion ♪

- ♪ Kiss my friend Scott? ♪ - Huh?

- [Scott grunts] - [Frank squawks]

[Scott nervously] Hi, Frank.

- [chorus] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - [Hailey] ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪

[Hailey] These are the Yorgenborch!

[Scott] No, those are the Schnobindern!

They won't fit in the Fioferdin!

- According to the instructions-- - I don't need instructions!

I've built more complicated things in my sleep!

This just needs a little elbow grease.

- [thudding] - Ooh, looks like more elbow than grease.

Voila!

Your new weight rack, Beta!

Can't we just do a list item or something?

That's what I'm talking about!

- And you'll have fun with this one. - [screen calculating]

Item number 25, win Student of the Week.

What?

[meekly] Uh-oh.

Maybe "fun" is too strong a word?

Oh, no, this will be so fun!

I mean, I've only been top of my class since pre-K.

I've never been late, not once,

even when the roads were closed.

And according to all my report cards,

I'm a delight to have in class.

A gosh darn delight!

[softly] Somehow, Hailey's never won Student of the Week.

Must be super competitive, huh?

I've won it 14 times.

- Guess not. - But don't worry, friends.

I've finally figured out why I haven't won.

Vice Principal Bacon hates me.

If that's true, then VP Bacon

is mistaken! [yelps]

It's no joke!

Vice Principal Bacon is pure evil.

- [students cheering] - Howdy, howdy, my super students.

- [students cheering loudly] - [Lucy] We love you, VP Bacon!

You make every day brighter!

Back at you, Lucy.

Students, I hope you feel as inspired as I do.

Because you're all changing

- the world for the better. - [mic feedback buzzes]

- [students cheering] - Pure. Evil.

How can you say that about the Baconator?

- He's a solid dude. - [scoffs]

Without further ado,

I'm happy to announce that this week's Student of the Week,

is once again the Denoganator himself.

Scott Denoga!

[all cheering]

Sorry. Whoo-hoo!

[cheers continue]

Thank you, VP Bacon.

But is there any way I can transfer this award

to another worthy recipient?

- [crowd gasp] - Shh!

Family, this is what it's all about right here.

Did you all hear Scott's epic example of selflessness?

- [all cheering] - Yeah!

And selflessness just so happens

to be the "S" on my kick-butt flyer!

Your graphic design skills

are sick and tight, VP Bacon.

Back at ya, Tommy D!

- [growls] - Scott. Unfortunately,

this bumper sticker is non-transferable,

as stated on this killer flyer.

Everyone has to earn it, just like you did.

- [students cheering] - [growls]

[chuckles nervously] Don't mind those.

Hey, why don't you take this one?

You're Student of the Week to me.

- [wristband beeps] - No.

I have to earn it, Scott.

You heard "The Baconator."

Why doesn't Bacon pick me?

Look what these letters stand for.

"Selfless"? That's me.

"Understanding"? Always.

"Nourished"? I crush the food pyramid every dang day.

And "Turned?"

Well, whatever that means, I'm sure I have it in spades.

Maybe you're trying too hard?

Or maybe, I need to try harder.

I just need the recipe for success.

The future is brighter because you're all in it!

Denoganator! The man of the hour!

Or should I say, "man of the week"?

[both singing] ♪ Keep it crispy ♪

♪ Don't get drippy ♪

♪ Heck, yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah ♪

♪ Your mind is nifty ♪

[both laugh heartily]

I see.

The recipe is...

Be more like Scott!

I don't like where this is going.

[exhales]

- Hailey? - Parkour!

- [trash can clatters] - [exclaims]

[both shouting] Sick fail!

Ha! Man, I love butter.

[groans in disgust]

Okay. I can't go that far.

- Oh! Ooh! - [floor squeaking]

- [objects clattering] - Ha!

[mimicking Scott] Ha!

[both] Ha!

I'm in a full on nightmare.

Howdy, howdy, Baconator?

[both singing] ♪ Keep it crispy ♪

- ♪ Oh! Don't get drippy ♪ - ♪ Don't get drippy ♪

[both singing] ♪ Heck, yeah-ee, yeah-ee, yeah ♪

♪ Your mind is nifty ♪

[both laugh]

[laughing] Okay.

I am loving these vibes, Hailey.

Or should I say, "Banksonator"?

Ha! You should...

at the Student of the Week assembly this Friday.

[laughs] Hey!

[both laugh whimsically]

This week's winner crushed it

with her display of "T" for Talented,

and passed the vibe check with flying colors!

The Student of the Week is...

Kristine Sanchez.

- [students cheering] - [coughing]

[squeals in joy]

But... I had the vibes,

and the parkour fails, and this hair!

- [gasps] I can't believe it! - [mic feedbacks]

Actually, I can. I manifested this. [squeals in joy]

Follow me for more tips at hashtag Manifest Your Best!

- [students cheering] - [growling] What does that even mean?

How did she win?

Side note, Kristine.

Thanks for manifesting these delicious muffins

for everyone in the office today.

- [students applauding faintly] - Oh, I see what you did.

Bribery.

- I think she's just a nice person. - Bribery.

Ahem. Golly!

What am I going to do with these Hoobastank concert tickets?

Uh, did you say "Hoobastank"?

I'm the biggest Hoob-head on earth!

They are the most underrated...

[both] Pioneers of the post-grunge era!

[excitingly] Right?

I posted that exact thing once on my social media.

What a co-inky-dink!

Then you have to take these.

[sighs in disappointment] I just wish my brother was here with me.

He loves Hoobastank even more than me,

but he lives up in Canada.

This Hooba-stinks.

It's almost as if I overheard you say that earlier.

[yelling] Surprise!

I got your brother to fly in from Vancouver.

Welcome, Canadian Bacon!

[both] We're going to Hoobastank!

Eh?

[in high-pitched voice] I am Hooba-stoked!

Hayley, how can I thank you for all this?

Ah, I'm sure you can think of a way

at the next Student of the Week assembly?

I read you loud and clear.

And then they ended with another encore of The Reason!

[shouting] Epic!

[groans in pleasure] Anyway.

Thank you, Hailey Banks.

I owe you one.

Which brings me to the Student of the Week.

Today, we honor someone

who truly puts the "D" in "Deserves."

Lucy!

- [crowd whoops] - [gasps]

- [cheers and applause] - [gasps] I'm the luckiest girl

- in the worl-- [gasps] - [thuds]

- [Lucy grunts and groans] - [thudding]

Lucy, you persevered through a rough week.

You failed your math test.

- I did? - Yep. Yep.

Your home rolled into the ocean.

- [yelling] It did? - Yeah, it sure did.

- And you just took that brutal fall. - I did.

But as always, you are more capable than you know.

Please take your sticker and go straight to the nurse.

She's expecting you.

Time glitch!

[groans] I have to up my game.

Time to complete this list item Lucy-style,

by winning the sympathy vote.

Wait, there's no voting, right?

It's just Bacon picking the winner.

Is everyone voting but me?

Okay, here's how it'll go down.

When Bacon walks by, I'll already be crying, thanks to this onion.

Then I'll bump into him saying, [fake crying] "Boo-hoo!

"My best pencil was kidnapped!

"My favorite fireman moved to Anaheim

"and my garage was swallowed up by quicksand.

"I sure hope I don't slip right now."

And on cue, I slip and fall, thanks to this banana.

But I don't get hurt, thanks to this hidden mattress.

Then my "boo-hoo" becomes a "whoo-hoo,"

because Bacon will pity me

and make me Student of the Week.

Less planning went into building the pyramids.

[inhales deeply] Ooh, man! That really works.

Ow! Oh, that kinda stings! [cries in pain]

- Ow. - Hailey, are you crying?

Did something happen to Hoobastank?

My, uh, pencil moved to quicksand.

- Whoa! Ahhh! - [object clatters]

- [grunting and groaning] - [thudding]

[objects crashing and clanking]

[Hailey squealing] This is very real pain.

[students cheering]

- [cheering and whistling] - That's right.

Pity me, Bacon.

I have all the control now.

[groans] Ow.

This week's award goes to a very special young lady

who needs some cheering up.

Hailey Ba-- [coughing]

Sorry, Hailey Banks' neighbor, Becker Denoga.

- Huh? - Unfortunately,

Becker is unable to be here

due to her suspension for defacing school flyers.

- But we-- - [Hailey shouting] Are you kidding me?

- [all gasping] - Becker doesn't have

any qualities of Student of the Week.

She literally let a family of wombats loose in the school.

- [air duct creaks] - [wombats hissing and grunting]

[yelling] This award is a sham!

- [all gasping] - [gasps]

In fact, every one of you so-called "winners" is a fraud.

Kristine, with her bribes!

And Lucy? Who has that much bad luck?

- [hisses] - [screams and thuds]

Even Scott only won because he pretended VP Bacon is cool.

VP Bacon is cool. [clicks tongue]

- [clicks tongue] - Vice Principal Bacon

is the biggest phony

- of them all. - [all gasping loudly]

You shut your mouth!

- [students clamoring] - It's okay, Tommy. Let's listen.

Hailey Banks is the epitome of Student of the Week.

"Selfless, talented, understanding, deserving,

"educated, nourished, and turned,"

whatever that means!

Hailey, did you read the back?

- Uh, say what now? - The flyer,

it has two sides.

"Turned in all your library books."

Librarian Paliwal, does Hailey have any overdue books?

Hailey Banks has had The Very Thirsty Centipede checked out

for seven years, three months, nine days and one hour, roughly.

[students shouting indistinctly]

Manifest your best, girlfriend.

Uh... Sincere congrats

to all the past winners,

- and a big thanks to you... - [students clamoring]

Baconator?

- [groans] - [students clamoring]

[coughing wheezily]

And the Student of the Week is, in fact...

Hailey Banks!

[claps faintly]

[clears throat]

[students booing]

- [wristband beeping] - [Lucy] Boo!

- Students, please! - [jeering and boos stop]

We put a lot of focus on the qualities of Student of the Week.

But aren't we forgetting a lot of other great qualities, too?

Compassion, caring, forgiveness.

[chuckles softly] Forgiveness, that's a funny one.

One I think we could all use a little of today.

Maybe we should all be "stufents."

Stufents who put an emphasis on "F" for forgiveness.

- [all cheering] - Whoo-hoo!

Yeah! Ha-ha!

- [cheering continues] - Thank you, everyone!

[Lucy shouting] We're cheering for VP Bacon, not you!

[sighs] I know.

[cheering continues]