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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:03,837 [Beta] Chaos bots have been sent from the future 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:06,506 to stop the one person who can save the world. 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:07,590 Me? 4 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:10,218 - [chorus singing] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - [Hailey] ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 5 00:00:10,218 --> 00:00:15,306 ♪ Teach a cat to play the piano Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪ 6 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:16,474 ♪ Use my ear wax? ♪ 7 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:17,851 ♪ To make a candle ♪ 8 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,353 - [chorus] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - [Hailey] ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 9 00:00:20,353 --> 00:00:22,897 ♪ Win first place for World's cutest pet rock ♪ 10 00:00:22,897 --> 00:00:25,483 ♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪ 11 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:26,568 ♪ Eat an onion ♪ 12 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:27,819 ♪ Kiss my friend, Scott? ♪ 13 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,195 - [Scott grunts] - [object clatters] 14 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,655 [Scott yelping] Ah! Right on my gazebo! 15 00:00:30,655 --> 00:00:33,450 - [chorus] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - [Hailey] ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪ 16 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,495 [♪ theme music of Hat House playing] 17 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:38,705 [audience cheering and applause] 18 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,707 {\an8}Welcome back. Before the break, 19 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:43,251 {\an8}we announced the final two remaining contestants 20 00:00:43,251 --> 00:00:45,795 of Hat House Season 22. 21 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,047 Kristine Sanchez 22 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,757 and Harry Haberdasher. 23 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,426 {\an8}Only one of you can win the golden hat, 24 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,511 - two luxury spa passes... - [audience] Whoa! 25 00:00:53,511 --> 00:00:55,889 ...and a lifetime supply of hat bows. 26 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,557 [audience oohs and aahs] 27 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:02,645 Harry. You've brought 46 years of experience to this competition, 28 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:04,314 {\an8}won every single challenge 29 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,984 {\an8}and are the highest-scoring contestant in Hat House history. 30 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,821 {\an8}Kristine. You are a teenager who loves hats. 31 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:14,574 It was an incredibly difficult decision... 32 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:17,494 until we dug through your social media, 33 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:19,037 - and found this. - [remote controller beeps] 34 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:22,332 {\an8}- [reading] "Scarves rule, hats drool"? - [audience gasps] 35 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,542 It was a different time! 36 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:27,962 Harry, since you love scarves more than hats, 37 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:30,340 we must say, "hats off," to you. 38 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:31,883 And not in the good way. 39 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,051 Kristine Sanchez, 40 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:35,845 you are Hat House winner. 41 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:38,515 - [squeals and exclaims in joy] - [audience cheering and applauding] 42 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:42,352 {\an8}And that's how Kristine Sanchez became a star. 43 00:01:43,019 --> 00:01:44,437 She's sweet, she's grounded... 44 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:46,606 - [phone vibrating] - ...and she never has hat hair. 45 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,483 - [chimes] - Wherever she goes, 46 00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:50,985 - Kristine is surrounded by adoring fans. - [cheers and applause] 47 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,862 - [chimes] - [squeals in joy] 48 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,490 - So, Kristine, tell me how it feels... - [screams in joy] 49 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:58,201 to be America's hattest star? 50 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,702 It's hat-tastic! 51 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:02,580 All of my years of hard work have finally paid off. 52 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,708 I've proven that anyone can achieve their dreams 53 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:08,044 in their mid-teens. [squeals] Rhymes. 54 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:11,798 It's really great that Kristine's as successful as I am now. 55 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,259 [scoffs] What do you mean "as successful as you?" 56 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,094 Well, Kristine's a worldwide star, 57 00:02:16,094 --> 00:02:18,680 and I got a new job scraping barnacles off the pier. 58 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,014 We're both doing great! 59 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,267 Just a couple of mid-teens living the dream. 60 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:24,894 Speaking of which, it's scraping-o'clock. 61 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,234 [yelps] Hailey, close that door! 62 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,902 Can't you see I'm sleeping? 63 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,571 Hey, Beta, Kristine's back. 64 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,447 She won Hat House, too. Isn't that great? 65 00:02:36,447 --> 00:02:39,242 What's great is that you can finally ask out Scott. 66 00:02:39,242 --> 00:02:41,161 She must have moved on from him by now. 67 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,497 [sighs] I'm going to ask for her blessing, just to be sure. 68 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:47,333 But I bet Scott's small potatoes to a big celebrity like Kristine. 69 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:49,127 [phone notifications popping] 70 00:02:49,377 --> 00:02:50,503 {\an8}- [popping continues] - Uh, what's happening? 71 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:54,007 {\an8}I'm being told that the new cast of Hat House has just been announced, 72 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,718 {\an8}and super controversial hat-fluencer, 73 00:02:56,843 --> 00:03:00,346 Ben Ling The Hat King, will be a contestant. 74 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:03,391 That's right, people. The king is in the ring! 75 00:03:03,391 --> 00:03:05,727 And... [gasps] Ben Ling is at Carlsbad Mall, 76 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,812 signing autographs right now! 77 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:08,980 Hold on to your hats, folks. 78 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:12,609 We'll bring you that live, right after this commercial break! 79 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,194 All right, let's roll out of here. 80 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,196 - This kid is old news. - [door opens] 81 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:17,280 [door shuts] 82 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:18,865 Poor Kristine. 83 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,743 Okay, maybe this isn't the best time to talk to her about Scott. 84 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:24,162 Well, the fate of the world is at stake. 85 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,039 But don't worry. Whatever you decide, 86 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,416 I'll be right here, sleeping in support. 87 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,500 [Beta snores] 88 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:33,630 Hey, Kristine. Crazy crowd you had here earlier. 89 00:03:33,796 --> 00:03:35,590 My PhotoDump is already losing followers, 90 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:38,301 and people are posting memes about me being old news. 91 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:41,346 But I was literally just on the news. 92 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:42,972 [whining and squealing] Why? 93 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,516 Maybe people need a minute to process the new cast announcement. 94 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,477 Hailey, I feel terrible. 95 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,396 Be honest. Is my career over? 96 00:03:50,688 --> 00:03:51,773 Just give it a minute. 97 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:54,025 I'm sure you'll feel better in no time. 98 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:59,113 This new season of Hat House is gonna be juicy. 99 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,324 If Ben Ling The Hat King doesn't win, 100 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:03,159 I'll eat my hat. 101 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,912 [gasps] Hey. Mind if we take a picture? 102 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,538 Oh! Of course! 103 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:09,624 - Let me just... [sighs] - Thanks. 104 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:11,459 - It's for my Dump. - [camera shutter clicks] 105 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,837 92 degrees, unicorn matcha latte 106 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,674 for Justine, the... Bag Teen? 107 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,343 It's Kristine! Kristine The Hat Queen. 108 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,888 At least it was... [cries] 109 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,267 I know what you're gonna say, Beta, but no. 110 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:30,645 Now is definitely not the time to talk to Kristine about Scott. 111 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:31,771 Actually, I was going to say, 112 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,314 "You have spinach in your teeth." 113 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,775 Weird. I didn't even eat spinach today. 114 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:37,610 [Kristine sighs in despair] 115 00:04:40,196 --> 00:04:42,532 So... Feel better? 116 00:04:42,699 --> 00:04:43,700 It's over. 117 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,119 I'm only two years away from my late teens, 118 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,787 and I've already peaked. [whimpers] 119 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:48,871 I'm a hats-been. 120 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,165 Kristine, you'll get through this. 121 00:04:51,165 --> 00:04:53,584 Hailey, I will never get through this. 122 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,629 I've spent my whole life obsessing about hats. 123 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:57,714 And where did it get me? 124 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,967 I just went from window display to bargain basement. 125 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,051 - Well, I'm done! - [thumps table] 126 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,761 I am done with fame. 127 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:07,098 I'm done with drama, and I am done with hats. 128 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:08,266 [gasps] No. 129 00:05:08,725 --> 00:05:10,893 [squeals sadly] 130 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:13,521 - [hoarsely] Take it. - Oh, no, I... I couldn't. 131 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,024 Holy cats, I look amazing. 132 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,191 Don't I look amazing? 133 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:18,609 [squealing] 134 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,987 What am I doing? This is your favorite hat. 135 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,447 [sniffles] Hailey? 136 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:24,449 I have no favorite hat. 137 00:05:24,657 --> 00:05:25,742 [gasps dramatically] 138 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,202 And here. Take my lifetime supply of hat bows, 139 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:31,581 which, of course, is 20, and my two free spa passes. 140 00:05:31,789 --> 00:05:35,626 I am totes done with everything hat and Hat House related. 141 00:05:35,626 --> 00:05:37,378 [sobbing] 142 00:05:37,378 --> 00:05:38,504 Oh, Kristine. 143 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,840 Maybe a trip to the spa would help you feel better. 144 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,468 Look, this place has a relaxation room, a sauna, 145 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:46,012 and... [gasps softly] Ooh, it has Goat Yoga, 146 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,097 where those cute little goats help you stretch. 147 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:51,267 {\an8}Hmm. I do like cute little goats. 148 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,227 {\an8}Okay, I'll go. 149 00:05:53,394 --> 00:05:54,937 But only if you come with me. 150 00:05:54,937 --> 00:05:56,689 We can relax and talk-- 151 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,816 Talk? Yes, [chuckles] let's do that. 152 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:00,902 There's actually something I've been wanting to talk to you about 153 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:03,112 - and-- - [squeals] Perfect. Let's go! 154 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,156 Oh, now? I haven't gotten my drink yet, but... 155 00:06:05,156 --> 00:06:06,240 [door shuts] 156 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:10,745 Hey, where's the drink for Justine The Bag Teen? 157 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:14,624 All right, Hailey. Be brave. 158 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,334 I'm right here by your side. 159 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,461 Ready to... [gasps] Are those robes? 160 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:20,755 Ooh! Look at the thread count on those plush hunnies. 161 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:22,965 - Beta! Come back here-- - This was a great idea, bestie. 162 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,509 I'm starting to feel better. 163 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,636 Just as long as we don't talk about hats, 164 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,347 or competition shows, or hat competition shows. 165 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:30,556 That's fine. Because, like I said, 166 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:31,974 there's something I've actually been meaning 167 00:06:31,974 --> 00:06:33,267 - to talk to you about. - [shushes] 168 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:35,978 Seriously? 169 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,857 I know you and Scott have been broken up for a while, 170 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,984 and... and you said you still had feelings for him, 171 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,277 but-- [mumbles indistinctly] 172 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:44,946 [calm and soothing resonating sound] 173 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:46,155 You've been gone for the show, 174 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,449 and you're a whole new person now, right? 175 00:06:48,449 --> 00:06:50,660 - So it seems like-- - [gong sounding] 176 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,703 - [bleating] - I mean, 177 00:06:52,703 --> 00:06:54,914 I mean, I guess what I'm trying to say is-- [exclaiming] Ooh! 178 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:55,998 [bleat-screams] 179 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,418 Kristine, I like Scott. Okay? 180 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,045 And I thought maybe if you're over him by now, I might ask him out. 181 00:07:01,045 --> 00:07:02,463 But only if that's cool by you, 182 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,132 since you're his ex and we're friends, 183 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,677 and I don't want to make anything weird. There, I said it. [sighs] 184 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:09,846 Kristine? 185 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:11,806 [snores aggressively] 186 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:13,224 [groans in dejection] 187 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,351 This spa is incredible, huh? 188 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:17,395 I've already taken three naps, 189 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:20,189 and this robe makes me look good! [laughs boisterously] 190 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:21,691 You think they'd notice if I borrowed it 191 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,359 - for a few years? - [door opens] 192 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:25,695 Hey, Kristine. How are you feeling? 193 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:27,405 Good! I think? 194 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:30,575 Although I am dittle lizzy. 195 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,326 Probably shouldn't have fallen asleep 196 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,703 in the steam room. [chuckles sheepishly] 197 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,247 I'm going to get some water. BRB. 198 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:41,335 Wait, where am I? 199 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,795 E-- Excuse me. 200 00:07:43,045 --> 00:07:45,256 - Do you know where the water is? - Water? 201 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,757 - [shrieks] - This way. 202 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,384 OMG! You can talk? 203 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:49,927 Follow Yoga Goat, 204 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,971 for all the answers you seek. 205 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:53,389 [bleat-screams] 206 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:55,391 [Kristine] Wait! 207 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:05,193 [camera shutters continuously clicking] 208 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:12,074 [dings] 209 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,702 My followers are gone! They're all gone! 210 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:15,828 [screams] 211 00:08:21,417 --> 00:08:22,877 [gasps] Uh... 212 00:08:23,085 --> 00:08:26,756 Excuse me, did you see a Yoga Goat run past here? 213 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:29,634 I think he has the answer to all of my problems. 214 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:31,052 [goat bleating] 215 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,804 [gasps loudly] 216 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:38,309 So sorry. Yoga Goat tends to run a little fast, 217 00:08:38,434 --> 00:08:39,685 and speak in the third person. 218 00:08:40,102 --> 00:08:42,438 But here's the water you seek. 219 00:08:42,605 --> 00:08:44,106 - Go nuts. - Oh? 220 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,108 I meant bottled water. 221 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:47,818 [bleats in annoyance] 222 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,947 Yoga Goat thinks you look shaken up. 223 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:52,949 [shrieks] 224 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,117 Spill. Are you okay? 225 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,869 I'm totally not. 226 00:08:56,869 --> 00:08:58,704 Everything's weird and wrong. 227 00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:02,291 - I mean, I'm talking to a goat. - Yoga Goat. 228 00:09:02,291 --> 00:09:07,046 Right. Sorry. Anyway, I came to the spa to get away from my problems, 229 00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:08,798 but they all followed me here. 230 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,633 Problems don't just disappear. 231 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,009 Trust Yoga Goat. 232 00:09:12,134 --> 00:09:14,554 Real change comes from within. 233 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:16,389 But how can that happen 234 00:09:16,389 --> 00:09:18,599 when I don't know who I am anymore? 235 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:20,059 I won Hat House. 236 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:21,769 I was on top of the world. 237 00:09:21,769 --> 00:09:23,187 Everyone loved me. 238 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:25,231 Now, I'm old news. 239 00:09:25,606 --> 00:09:28,651 Yoga Goat says fame is bleating. 240 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,152 You mean "fleeting"? 241 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,196 Yes. [bleat-screams] 242 00:09:32,321 --> 00:09:34,657 You have to figure out what's truly important. 243 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:38,327 Ask yourself, "What is the love that ignites your joy?" 244 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:40,663 Yoga Goat's love is grass. 245 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,540 [exclaiming in pleasure] Nom nom. [grunts] 246 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,084 I love grass. [exclaims] 247 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:48,921 Love? You mean, like, Scott? My full-on ex-boyfriend? 248 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:54,051 You'll know when the love that ignites your joy is right in front of you. 249 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,430 Now, Yoga Goat says, "Wake up!" 250 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,307 - [gasps] - Kristine? Are you okay? 251 00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:03,394 Hailey... I'm... more than okay. 252 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,896 A wise-talking Yoga Goat helped me realize 253 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,274 that I need to get back together with Scott. 254 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,358 What? 255 00:10:10,568 --> 00:10:12,069 Talking yoga goat? 256 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:17,658 - [Kristine squeals, shouting] Scott! - Kristine? 257 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:19,493 Yes, Scott, it's me! 258 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:20,870 And you're you! 259 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,623 And I have something important to say. 260 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,545 This... can't be right. 261 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:33,841 I don't feel joy. 262 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:37,053 I don't feel... anything. 263 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,137 Me, neither. 264 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:41,349 But my body's numb from being in the cold ocean for five hours. 265 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,142 I think it's also why I smell like clams. 266 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,685 [grunts and strains] 267 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,395 - [panting] - [wind blowing] 268 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,230 [gasps] 269 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,733 [squeals] It's you! 270 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,985 The love that ignites my joy. 271 00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:55,112 That's what the talking Yoga Goat meant. 272 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,615 My one true love is hats! 273 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,242 {\an8}[bleat-screams] 274 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,786 {\an8}[coughing] 275 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:03,245 I'm happy for you, Kristine. 276 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:05,998 We're both doing pretty, pretty good. 277 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,416 Welp, back to scraping. 278 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,252 - Jackknife! - [water splashing] 279 00:11:10,628 --> 00:11:13,255 - So, you're back to hats? - [squeals] Yes! 280 00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:14,799 Then you're finally over Scott? 281 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:18,052 I mean, you wouldn't be mad if he dated someone else? 282 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,429 Oh, I'm totally over Scott Denoga. 283 00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:22,139 I just hope that he can find someone 284 00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:25,685 who brings him the same kind of joy that hats bring me. 285 00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,603 Someone like you, Hailey. 286 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,273 [squeals] 287 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,025 Well, that worked out. 288 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:34,443 I finally got some sleep. 289 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,196 - Kristine is over Scott, and-- - I finally have the green light 290 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,281 to ask Scott out! Wait. 291 00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:42,326 I finally have the green light to ask Scott out. 21990

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