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{\an8}[Hailey] This week, I tackled
one of the most exciting, action-packed
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{\an8}and rewarding list items to date.
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Oh, I don't mean painting a log,
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{\an8}although that was fun, too.
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{\an8}[wristband beeps]
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{\an8}- Done.
- Hmm. Mine still needs more zhuzh.
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- Drop your paintbrushes.
- Ah, there we go.
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Put away your canvases!
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You mean logs?
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- Why are you still--
- We never finished list item number 303,
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paint a log. You like?
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While I appreciate you
completing a list item,
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I have never seen
a more pointless object.
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Wait. Yes, I have.
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Beta, this log is not pointless.
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Check out its motivational quote.
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[Hailey reading]
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[scoffs] Name a good deed
you've done lately
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that wasn't a list item.
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I do... deeds. Good.
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Good deeds, right?
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Whoa, you broke Hailey.
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- The log would never lie.
- Forget that.
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Another list item's probability
is spiking like crazy.
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Which one? And do we need
any specialized gear for it?
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I just invested in an industrial-sized,
self-inflating water weenie.
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It made so much more sense
to buy than rent.
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After, like, ten uses,
the thing pretty much pays for itself.
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I blame myself for ever
leaving you unattended.
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Our next list item is number 26,
save a whale.
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- Why would that--
- [man] Swag News.
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{\an8}Rod Toolman for Swag News
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{\an8}with a breaking story
from the Oceanside Pier.
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{\an8}That's right.
I'm no longer with Channel 9.
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{\an8}I found a new work fam, Gloria.
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{\an8}So check it.
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{\an8}A baby whale has been
separated from its pod
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{\an8}and is now stuck
in Oceanside Bay.
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{\an8}Hard to tell if the whale
left on its own terms,
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{\an8}or if its relationship with the pod was
terminated after years of loyal service.
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Oh, my gosh! Let's head to Uncle Chunk's
boat and save that whale.
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Hurry, every second counts. [gasps]
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But there was no mayo
in the fridge.
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Can you imagine?
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Oh, no,
it's our new neighbors.
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They never stop talking.
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The universe likes to test me.
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Uh-huh.
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So he improvised with olive oil,
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and everybody loved it.
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Good, the story has a happy ending.
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Actually, that was the prelude.
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The real story is
when my sister showed up.
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Hailey, look who's here.
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Our new neighbors,
David and Leo,
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who always seem to be free
to chat during business hours.
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Oh, this must be your best friend Scott
we've heard so much about.
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I'm David,
this is my husband, Leo.
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We moved in next door
with our dog, Winston,
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who wandered off this morning
like a silly Billy.
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He says wandered off.
I say probably stolen.
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Look how calm he is.
I can't.
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[Leo] Winston probably just chased
a turtle onto a rock and fell asleep.
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You know what I mean.
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Please tell us
you've seen him.
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I'm losing sleep over this.
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I thought he went missing
this morning.
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And I haven't been able
to nap a wink.
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Sorry, we haven't seen him.
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If you could
just help us look,
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I think it would give David
peace of mind.
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It would be
the good deed of the century.
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[Beta whispering]
Leave now.
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I really wish I could.
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You know, that's the sort of selfless
thing I totally do all the time.
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I even painted it on a log.
But I have to run an errand.
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- Maybe later?
- No problem. Thanks anyway.
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Oh, and tell your dad
we said--
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Kai!
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[Scott over speakers] This way, whale!
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Follow us to your family!
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The only language
you speak is buffoon.
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Hailey, your odds
of saving the whale
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are plummeting faster
than my respect for Scott.
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[gasps] That means you had
some respect for me to begin with.
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- Aw!
- The tide is going out too fast.
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If those new neighbors
hadn't slowed us down,
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we'd be done already.
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Scott, release the crabs.
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Heads up, little whaley.
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Delicious crab dinner
coming your way.
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[Hailey] Oh, no,
that's the wrong direction.
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[sighs] Probably should have checked
if whales like crab first.
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- It's probably okay, right?
- Yeah.
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I mean, okay,
we didn't save the whale,
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but I'm sure we didn't
make things worse.
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Things are much worse.
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The baby whale
is now beached in a tide pool
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after it inexplicably
swam ashore.
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[grunts]
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To stay updated
on all things WhaleWatch,
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smash that fave button
and subscribe.
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Swag out.
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Okay, this is not good.
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Yeah, Rod Toolman
is in a bad place.
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You know what?
Minor setback.
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All we have to do is unbeach it.
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Can't be that hard, right?
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How do you unbeach a whale?
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I've got it.
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I'll use my strength
to grab the whale by its tail,
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whip it around at super speed
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and throw it
back into the water.
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I'm yoked!
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Or we commission
the biggest crane the fire station has.
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Then we engineer a custom hammock
with a weight-bearing capacity
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of at least 7,000 pounds.
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My welding skills can get us there.
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It's fast-tracking the permits
I'm worried about.
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- Or...
- Here it comes.
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[Scott] Dig a hole next to the whale,
slide my water weenie into the sand,
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inflate it and fwomp!
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Whaley rolls
right into the ocean.
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That's probably stupid.
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Scott,
that's an excellent idea.
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Really? Whoo-hoo!
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I knew this would
come in handy,
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and it's supposed to be
a cinch to open.
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Just push this end here.
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[Beta] No!
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[Hailey] Yup, it works.
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Okay, we're behind schedule from having
to deflate and re-fold the water weenie.
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But if we rush, we can--
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Oh, thank goodness you're here.
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See, hon?
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Not everyone is trying
to run away from us.
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Say you're getting a call.
Pretend to be your own evil twin.
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Winston's still missing, so we're gonna
go look for him on our bikes.
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But our bikes have flat tires.
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I get it, universe.
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I haven't had any luck
so far today.
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Why start now?
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[Leo] But we peeked in your garage
and noticed you have a bike pump.
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Would you mind
pumping our tires?
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It's an emergency!
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And I don't just throw
that word around.
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Yes, you do, babe.
Hailey, can you help?
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Of course. I always say
a good deed is never lost.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yes, so true.
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Forget the good deeds.
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Point taken.
Just say you're busy.
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We'll be fine.
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It doesn't take long
to pump up bike tires.
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Usually.
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Finally, we made it.
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And with plenty of time
to save that whale.
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There's not much time
to save that whale.
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Thanks to a group
of brave volunteers on the scene,
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the whale is
as good as rescued.
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{\an8}And in our comments section,
concerned Swag News viewer BlissFart89
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{\an8}has let me know
that I have an updog on my shirt.
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{\an8}What's "updog"?
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{\an8}Oh, dang it.
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{\an8}I'm Rod Toolman. Swag out.
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Maybe we can still help.
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Our favorite neighbor.
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Oops. Good thing these
dog toys are unbreakable.
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[grunts] I can't reach.
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Kids, can you help?
I'm all buckled in.
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- Okay, yeah, we can quickly help.
- Thank you.
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We've biked all over creation
looking for Winston.
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- It's been wonderful cardio.
- [dog barking in the distance]
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I miss him so much.
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It's like I can hear him barking
everywhere we go.
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Wait. I hear barking, too.
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[dog barking in the distance]
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There, on that rock.
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- Winston!
- See, honey, just like I said.
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He must have chased a turtle
onto that rock, taken a nap,
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and not noticed
the tide coming in.
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I married a genius.
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- [both grunting]
- We're stuck.
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Kids, please help.
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[Beta] Do your list item.
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[whimpering]
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The tide's coming in fast.
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Scott, it's time.
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- But Hailey, the whale--
- Is fine.
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My neighbors
need a good deed.
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- [whimpers]
- Perfect.
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Come here, Winston.
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He's too scared
to do it alone.
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Then I have to go get him.
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Scott, keep the weenie still.
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[laughs] We're the ones
laughing now, huh, water weenie.
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[Hailey grunting]
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You have to inchworm, Hailey.
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Inchworm.
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[whimpers]
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[grunts]
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- [gasps]
- I can't look!
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[barking and whimpering]
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[Hailey grunts]
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All right, Winston,
hold on tight.
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[Winston barks]
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Almost there.
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[Hailey shrieks]
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Oh, Winston, are you okay?
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We missed you and were so worried
and looked for you all day.
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[distant cheering]
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Well, would you look at that?
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[rescuers cheering]
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I guess I lost my chance
to save a whale today.
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You should be proud.
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Like you always say,
a good deed is never lost.
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Not a list item, but still.
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[wristband beeping]
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Huh? Why did my wristband
turn green?
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I didn't save a whale.
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Did you say "save a whale"? Very clever.
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You absolutely saved a whale today.
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Isn't that right, baby?
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Hailey saved a whale.
Yes, she did.
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They know that's a dog, right?
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What do you guys mean
I saved a whale?
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Oh, we're the Whales.
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David and Leo Whale.
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And of course,
our doggo son, Winston Whale.
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- Thank you so much for saving him.
- [barks]
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You got lucky with this one.
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You know, the name Whale
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actually comes from
Leo's side of the family.
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- You see--
- They changed it at Ellis Island.
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When my ancestors
first immigrated,
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their last name was Dolphin.
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It's funny. When I first met Leo,
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I couldn't believe
his last name was Whale.
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But then he introduced me
to his parents...
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Well, we all learned
a valuable lesson today.
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Sure did.
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A water weenie
is the best investment ever.
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Come on, crabs.
Not my water weenie.
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No!
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Come back!
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{\an8}♪ On this day
In a different year ♪
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{\an8}♪ The world got to say
Hey, look who's here ♪
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{\an8}♪ We're tootin' your horn
So glad you were born ♪
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{\an8}♪ Everybody's ready to cheer ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's gonna be
The best, best birthday ♪
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♪ Everything's going
Your way ♪
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{\an8}♪ Fun princess
It's as good as it gets ♪
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{\an8}♪ It's as good as it gets ♪
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{\an8}♪ This birthday
Is gonna be the... ♪
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