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[Hailey] Hey, Beta, you wanna hear another fun fact

about the Tin Foil Museum?

I don't think you understand the definition of fun.

- [grunting] - Speaking of "no fun..."

Scott, why don't you use the door?

And risk Frank sniffing out

these 10-gallon drums of delicious ice cream?

No way. [yelps]

[thuds]

I snagged these two babies out of U.F. Dough's freezer

since it's on the fritz.

We can sell it at the Family Fundraising Food Fest.

But that isn't until tomorrow.

The ice cream will be melted by then.

Aw, shoot.

Well, I can't take them back now.

And I definitely can't let this dairy deliciousness go to waste.

Exactly what flavor is "Holiday Neapolitan" supposed to be?

It's pumpkin, peppermint and President's Day purple.

Not sure what flavor that is, but it glows in the dark.

Some things should stay in the freezer... forever.

Beta, if we raise enough money at the Food Fest,

we'll be able to go to the Tin Foil Museum.

That's number 58 on my list!

They show you the process of flattening the foil,

rolling it, shipping it,

and-- Okay, I hear myself.

Anyway, I'm bringing my dad's delicious fried rice

to the festival, and the rest of the class

is bringing something to go with it.

The rice really sets the stage for the whole meal.

That Tin Foil Museum trip is in the bag.

- [squelching] - This mess needs a bag. A garbage bag!

Oh, no, my ice cream!

We've got to get these into a freezer, quick!

[objects clattering]

[sighs in relief] That ought to do it!

[Kai] My freezer!

I had everything alphabetized!

Sorry, Dad, we need space for one of Scott's ice cream drums.

You understand.

Actually, I don't.

Don't worry, I'll eat the other one.

Mm. [whimpers] Mm...

Aah, brain freeze!

Gotta try and race through it.

This hurts so much worse!

[groans]

Dad, your dinner's boiling over!

- [gasps] Hey! - Daddy! [laughing]

Careful, you two! Scott, you're spilling.

[slurping]

[retching]

[baby giggles]

[growls]

- [fire alarm beeping] - Oy, vey!

[objects clattering]

[babies laughing]

I'm home! Had to work late again thanks to Shannon,

who's going through another breakup.

He made you split the cost of a parking meter

on the first date, Shannon.

The writing was on the wall!

Dinner's almost ready.

Oh, I don't have time for dinner.

I'll just make myself a healthy smoothie.

[Scott groaning]

[twins screaming excitedly]

[oven beeping]

Hailey, can you set the table?

Yeah, one sec, just checking my homework.

- [cell phone vibrating] - [groans] I got to take this.

Honey, can you finish making my smoothie

and bring it to my office? You're the best!

And easy on the fruit.

Hey, Shannon. What did he do now?

[sighs]

Guess I'm not watching my cooking show tonight.

Again.

Whoa, Dad!

Did Mom and the twins leave all of this for you to do?

Hailey, you also--

I know. I also used to let people take advantage of me.

It's like I can't do everything by myself.

Exactly.

People need to know they can't walk all over you.

- Yeah. - Because if there's one thing

I've learned from doing my list,

it's that you must set boundaries.

You're right.

Glad I could help.

Oh, and don't forget to make the fried rice for my fundraiser tomorrow.

Ten trays should do it.

Actually, make it 15.

It really sets the stage for the whole meal.

Bankshot!

Swish.

[grumbles]

[screaming]

[farts]

[grunting angrily]

[Hailey yawning]

Morning, Dad.

Are the pancakes ready?

Medium syrup on mine.

- [twins screaming] - Hey, hot stuff. Where's my hotcakes?

Ew.

[gasping] No breakfast?

- Where's Dad? - [♪ ukulele music playing]

♪ He gave his time ♪

♪ He gave his skills ♪

♪ He lent his calloused hand ♪

♪ He filled the cup ♪

♪ And then gave up a surfing trip he'd planned ♪

♪ For years he served them thanklessly ♪

♪ Musubi far from bland ♪

♪ Now the sun has risen on his prison ♪

♪ It's time to take a stand ♪

"On strike"?

That's right.

I'm not lifting a finger today.

No rides, no meals, no cleaning.

Honey, you're being silly.

Let's go inside.

There's nothing a big old cup of coffee can't solve.

I didn't make the coffee.

Are you trying to kill me?

I'm just going to sit out here,

play my ukulele and enjoy the day.

But, Dad--

I'm just following your great advice, Hailey.

It's important to set boundaries,

and boundaries apply to everyone, even you.

- [Frank squawks] - I didn't think he'd go on strike!

So you're not gonna lift a finger, huh?

Well, then I guess you won't mind

if I reorganize your spice rack.

I'll just put the turmeric next to the cinnamon.

- [strums wrong note] - Why would you put a root spice

next to a tree spice?

Nope.

Just going to enjoy the day.

But what about the fried rice for the festival?

It's this afternoon.

Can't you go on strike when it's not personally inconvenient for me?

You are perfectly capable of making the rice yourself.

[sighs] Where's the recipe?

There is no recipe.

It's made with instinct and aloha.

But here's a list of ingredients and where to find them.

Don't panic, Hailey.

I'll help you make the rice after I make everyone

a juicy pancake breakfast.

- [cutlery and plates clattering] - [heavy thudding]

[objects clattering]

Pancakes aren't juicy.

"Carrots and peas from Fuddy Farms.

"Canned ham from Deli Rubs. Eggs from Uncle Chuy."

I'll have to go all over town for this.

- [groans] Ugh. - [Scott groans] Ugh.

Indeed. [groans]

Just throw that ice cream away.

Hmm. I can't waste ice cream!

That's a crime against humanity.

Come on, guys, I'm gonna need your help

to get this fried rice done in time for the fundraiser.

While I'm out getting the ingredients,

you and Beta supervise the rice cookers.

I've already set them up in the kitchen.

That's as easy as finishing this tub of ice cream.

[whimpering]

[yelps]

That gives me zero confidence.

- Hey, Mom! - Not now!

[twins screaming excitedly]

Looks like you're taking your bike.

[panting]

Hi, Felicia.

Just, um, picking up some ingredients for my dad's fried rice.

Ah, yes, Kai's famous fried rice.

I can't wait to get some at the fundraiser tonight.

It really sets the stage for the whole meal.

[laughs nervously] Yeah, so I better grab some peas and carrots

- and get going. - Of course.

- So what do I owe you? - Ah, they're on the house.

It's the least I could do for your dad.

He usually sticks around to help me deworm the corn

before I take it to market.

Hey, maybe you can help me this time?

Sure, I'd be happy to help.

[bell dinging]

Hiya, Hailey!

Got your canned ham right here!

Can't wait to swing by later for Kai's fried rice!

- You know, it really sets the stage-- - For the whole meal.

I know. Thanks, Peanut Butter Pam.

Heya, where is your dad?

I'm still working off a hefty sandwich debt here,

and he usually offers to help me refill the condiment bottles.

Of course he does.

I'm happy to help.

Uh...

You and your dad are good people, Hailey.

Heya, can I borrow $400?

- [panting] - [chickens clucking]

Hey, Uncle Chuy. I'm just here to pick up some eggs.

And yeah, yeah, my dad's rice really sets the stage

for the whole meal. So can I just get those...

"Chickenberries?"

Why do you call eggs "chickenberries"?

Makes them more marketable to the hipsters.

Pretty slick, huh?

So can I get a dozen to go?

To go? Orale!

Were you gonna eat those raw eggs right here?

[speaking in foreign language]

What's this for?

Your dad helps me groom my chickens before their show.

Do they like being groomed?

Not at all.

But they do like to dance.

Come on out, girls.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Uncle Chuy] Meet Eggy Azalea,

- Chickira... - [clucks]

Olivia Rodwindow, Lindsay Lohen,

Chickie Minaj, Beak-yonce, Hillary Fluff,

Angelina Jo-Peep,

Feather Locklear, Megan Thee Chicken,

Hennifer Lopez...

- [sizzling] - [stomach gurgling]

What happened to you?

What happened to you?

Well, I had to deworm corn,

manhandle some mustard

and give a sponge bath to, like, 50 dancing chickens.

Well, I had to make rice and eat ice cream.

So I guess we both had a challenging day.

[slurping]

[groans] Turns out my dad also does a lot

for people in the neighborhood.

It's... nice, actually.

Wait. Where's Beta?

The twins got a hold of him.

- They're monsters! - [twins cooing]

What the...

You know what? I'm too tired to ask.

I tried to give the twins a bath.

That backfired.

- [door opens] - Where's your father?

[Kai whistling]

Kai, are you done with this strike nonsense yet?

[slurping]

Nope, and you better get some stain remover on that shirt.

I don't even know where that is!

[door closes]

Wow, we are really on our own, guys.

Mom, do your best with the boys.

I'll try to put the fried rice together.

We can do this, people!

I'm just happy I can get rid of that other drum

of ice cream at the festival.

This one's like a milkshake now.

[twins cooing excitedly]

Good. Put me out of my misery.

[people talking indistinctly]

[chickens clucking]

Looks like these folks are hungry.

I really hope this rice is good.

Let me try it.

It'll taste great after all that ice cream.

[groans]

[stomach gurgling]

I spoke too soon.

I can't serve this!

[groans] Now, I'll never see the Tin Foil Museum.

I really screwed up this time.

♪ Yes, it was time to take a stand ♪

And not just with the rice.

Dad, the rice is bad, real bad.

But that's not what's bothering me most.

I never realized how much you do for us

and for everyone in the community.

[Kai speaking Hawaiian]

"We care for one another,

"and that makes the world a better place."

It must be so hurtful to not feel appreciated.

Dad, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too, and I'm ready to negotiate.

What are your terms?

All I want is to watch my cooking shows in peace.

And maybe get a little thanks now and then.

- Done! - Done!

[twins cooing excitedly]

[whistles]

What? I'm not gonna let you serve

a junk version of my fried rice.

It sets the stage for the whole meal.

Thanks, Dad.

[twins laughing]

[Hailey singing] ♪ The future's in my hands ♪

♪ World's what you make it ♪

♪ Get up and chase it ♪

♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪

♪ I'm taking action making it happen ♪

♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪

♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪

♪ The future's in my hands ♪

♪ Promise, I'm on it ♪

♪ I'm on it ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪

- [chorus] ♪ Hey, hey, hey! ♪ - [Hailey] ♪ Hailey's on it! ♪