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[Beta] Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world!
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Me?
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[singers] ♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat to play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my ear wax to make a candle ♪
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[singers] ♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey]
♪ Win first place ♪
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♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh? Aah!
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[metal jangles]
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[singers] ♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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{\an8}[Christmas music playing]
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♪ It's Christmas ♪
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Happy Holidays, everyone!
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{\an8}What a great year 2074 has been for us.
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{\an8}You know, some folks
might say our little company
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{\an8}is about inter-dimensional
timeline stabilization.
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But, really, It's about the people.
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- [zap]
- [all gasp]
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[giggles] I just portaled
to ancient France
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and pantsed Napoleon!
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[laughter]
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Okay. Who wants to come with me
to feed candy canes
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to some dinosaurs?
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[murmuring excitedly]
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- [loud buzzer]
- [all gasp]
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While portaling pranks
are admittedly hilarious,
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you know they risk disrupting
the cosmic timeline.
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So, come on.
Everybody, hand over your portal cards.
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You can have them back after the party.
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
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Okay, this year, of course,
we are celebrating the 50th anniversary
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of when Hailey Banks
organized the most incredible
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Oceanside Christmas Festival ever.
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[sighs] I just wish
we could have all been there
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for what must have been a magical time.
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[Christmas bells jingling]
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Ugh! For the love of fruitcake!
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C'mon, Darryl! It's not the
Oceanside Christmas "Pestival."
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It's supposed to say "festival"!
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Ohh.
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That is a surprisingly clever workaround,
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but this festival has to be perfect.
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And you know your costume
is for the wrong holiday, right?
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Costume?
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Ugh.
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{\an8}As much as I love seeing
"assertive Hailey,"
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According to the blood pressure data
I'm getting from your wristband...
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- you need to chillax, girl!
- How am I supposed to chillax?
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You're the one who told me that this is
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my one and only shot
to tackle list item #215,
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"throw the best Oceanside
Christmas Festival ever"!
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Yes, the future of the world
and everyone you care about
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depends on you succeeding.
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But maybe you could think
about some pretty waterfalls
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or something while you do it.
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I'm thinking about throwing you
off a waterfall.
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- What did you just grumble?
- Merry Christmas!
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Don't worry, Hailey.
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I got something that's gonna blow
everyone's mind at the show.
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I hired Lil' Rudy to pass out
candy canes this year!
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"San Diego County's Only
Skateboarding Mini Reindeer"?
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And he was a steal!
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Guess how much
he cost to rent for the day?
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- Fifty bucks?
- Thirty bucks?
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Yeah, something... in that ballpark.
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As adorable as that sounds, Scott,
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this is the Oceanside
Christmas Pesti--Festival!
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Dang it, Darryl,
now you got me saying it!
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Anyway, this isn't some rinky-dink
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San Clemente Arbor Day Festival.
We need to go big!
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You want me to find a big
skateboarding reindeer?
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Just stay here, and sign
for any deliveries that come.
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I need to get home and finish working on
my original Christmas song for the show.
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Hailey, you've been working
on that for six months.
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And no offense, it stinks,
and you've only made it worse.
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You can't just say, "no offense,"
and then be mean, Beta.
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But yes. All right, I admit
version 236 was a little rough,
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but I think 237 is really gonna nail it.
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[♪ loud music with whistles
and horns playing]
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What do ya think? I threw in
all the bells and whistles.
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Seriously, I bought
a bell and whistle plug-in
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that came with 50 different options,
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and they're all in there!
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Look, I know I'm technically
a producer on this track,
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but I'll be fine if you don't
mention me in the credits.
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Ah! Ha ha!
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Professor! What are you doing here?
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Oh, we're having a Christmas Party
back at the lab,
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so I'm trying to hide everyone's
portal cards before things get too crazy.
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People can just portal for the fun of it?
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Well, we're not supposed to,
because it can mess
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with the very fabric of time
and space and yadda-yadda-yadda,
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but what are you gonna do?
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It's the holidays,
and people like to have fun.
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[laughs] Last year,
we went back to ancient England
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and propped up a bunch
of big rocks just to see
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the look on people's faces.
[chuckles]
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Oh, shoot, did we ever
go back and fix that?
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Anyway, do me a solid
and keep an eye on these
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for a minute so no one
gets tempted to use them, mmkay?
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Thanks, bye!
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[loud thud]
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You guys seen a portal around here?
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Nope. And I'll thank you
to keep your muddy boots
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out of my Swole Zone.
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Okay, don't panic!
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I just need to find
the nearest portal machine.
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Those don't exist yet.
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My dad had a flip phone a year ago.
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Okay, don't panic!
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I feel like you're saying that a lot.
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This is why I always carry
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an emergency portal-making remote.
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[clicking]
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Ah, crumbs. It's not charged.
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Well, I guess
I'm hanging out with you guys
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while this powers up. This will be fun!
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I love the past!
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Ooh, an analog clock?
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Okay, don't tell me. I can do this.
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It's 2:00. And then big hand
on the 6 means... 2:30!
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Don't ask me if it's a.m. or p.m.,
because I don't know!
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And-- [gasps]
Ooh, look at this!
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Ha! He keeps diving into the water.
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What in the world?
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Wait, you're staying for more
than, like, a minute this time?
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That's great! You can tell me
all about the future
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- and help me with my li--
- Oh, yeah, afraid not.
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There's that whole "destroying the fabric
of the space-time continuum"
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- thing to worry about.
- Well, can you at least give me
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the jackpot numbers you promised?
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[laughs] Oh, no. I was just doing that
as a hilarious prank.
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'Cause again, and I don't want to sound
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like a broken holo-transmorpher here,
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but no spoilers about the future.
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- Huh.
- In fact,
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forget I mentioned a holo-transmorpher.
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I don't even know if that's a thing.
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It probably isn't.
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[groans] Well, as long as you're here,
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maybe you can give me some thoughts
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on my original Christmas song.
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Oh, no. Can we not?
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[loud whistles, horns, and sirens]
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- [music turns off]
- Well... that's a lot.
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Thanks! It's called
"Keep Christmas Simple."
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Oh, no! Is it too simple?
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Maybe I could add some more sirens.
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No! Look, I know
I'm not supposed to do this,
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but I'm gonna do this.
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This is a copy of next week's newspaper
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Oh, cool!
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Does it have the answer
to this week's jumble?
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{\an8}My best guess was "Mapledog."
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What? No, just read it.
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"This year's Christmas Festival
was a huge success!
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"Thanks entirely to the adorable reindeer,
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{\an8}Lil' Rudy"?
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See? There's no reason
to stress out with all... that.
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Because all anyone's gonna remember
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is that adorable skateboarding reindeer!
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Oh, man. That's devastating
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That means... Scott was right!
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Oh! Well, good, I guess.
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I wanted the festival to be a success,
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and I guess it will be!
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Despite my hundreds of hours
of work. Yippee.
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{\an8}Hailey, can I hide your dad's
ugliest Christmas sweaters
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{\an8}in here so he doesn't try
to wear them--
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- Who's this?
- This? Um, this is Professor--
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Professor Phoenix Thunderslayer!
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I've always loved that name...
that is my own.
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Oh, Mom! Don't act like
you don't remember!
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Professor Thunderslayer is visiting
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all the way from the fu--
Falkland Islands.
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Uh, to be a consultant
for the Christmas Festival.
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So she's staying with us.
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Hailey, I think I'd remember
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if we agreed to let a grown woman--
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Wait, you seriously don't remember?
I told you!
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It was that night you made
a big bowl of your eggnog
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and said you wouldn't finish it,
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but then the next morning,
it was, like, totally gone.
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You know what? I remember now.
Professor Thunderslayer!
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Welcome!
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You also said you'd buy me a car.
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Don't push it.
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[sips]
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Phoenix Thunderslayer?
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Can you believe I just made that up?
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Alrighty, looks like this sucker
will have enough charge
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for a full portal in about 50...
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years?!
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Ugh! Might as well
just wait for the future.
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We'll get there at the same time.
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Well, if you need a charge,
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I did order a bunch
of high-voltage generators
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for the light show down at the pier.
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Worth a try.
I do not want to be stuck here
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for the Great Lemming Stampede of 2029.
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I mean, I'm just messing with you.
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Again, that totally doesn't happen.
Not a spoiler.
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You should really work on talking less.
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{\an8}All right. The last delivery
should be here soon.
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Darryl, all I need you to do
is count the lights
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to make sure we got 'em all.
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Count the lights. Got it.
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One, two, three...
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two, three, two, three, two--
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{\an8}Not those lights. The boxes.
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{\an8}The boxes are the lights.
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{\an8}The boxes are the lights!
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Mind... blown.
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Oh, man, is this a phone?
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- [dial tone]
- Who's that?
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Whoa, the Professor's here?
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Hey, do you still have that sick backpack?
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- This?
- Whoa!
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Adjustable length shoulder straps?
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It's just a backpack, you Neanderthal!
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It's pretty obvious
future backpack technology
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remains largely unchanged!
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Scott, we need to get
the Professor back to the future
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by charging her portal remote.
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[electric hum]
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[gasps] Is that him?!
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[beeping sound]
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It's Lil' Rudy! [squeals]
Who has a carrot?
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I wanna see him nibble a carrot!
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So, if you guys are cool
to unload out here,
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I'm gonna unload in here.
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O-M-G, I need to get
a picture with Lil' Rudy!
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This is gonna blow DeAndre's mind.
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It's way better than pantsing Napoleon.
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- [laughing]
- Um, how does this work?
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Tapping's not working.
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Yeah, it's a non-tactile phone.
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But it has full telepathic
and emotional functionality.
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Just clear your mind, and try to emote...
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"4D-camera mode."
246
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Ugh, not the flashlight!
247
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:55,011
You're overthinking it. Give it to Scott.
248
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,679
I'm overthinking it?
249
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,055
You future scientists
tried to upgrade the button.
250
00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,849
Sweet!
251
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:00,975
You couldn't figure out that phone if it--
252
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,059
[camera shutters]
253
00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,686
- Seriously?
- Well, jingle my bells.
254
00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,271
What a simple design!
255
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,731
I'm surprised you future people
256
00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,941
even still use buttons like this one.
257
00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,443
Don't press that!
258
00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,156
Stop him!
259
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,199
If he goes through that portal,
it could alter the future!
260
00:10:17,199 --> 00:10:19,201
I got him! [yelps]
261
00:10:20,202 --> 00:10:21,203
[gasps]
262
00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:27,001
[shouting]
263
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,422
[gasps]
264
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:35,259
Hey, you must be, DeAndre.
265
00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:37,178
Awesome! Say, quick favor,
266
00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:38,638
This portal is getting real tight,
267
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,140
and I need that reindeer
to come back with me,
268
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,476
or a super important
Christmas event will be ruined.
269
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,228
And I know you don't
wanna ruin Christmas, right?
270
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:49,273
What's Christmas?
271
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:52,318
- [gasps, yelps]
- [grunts]
272
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,862
- Okay, this might be bad.
- Let's not panic.
273
00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:57,990
We don't know the consequences
of losing Lil' Rudy just yet.
274
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,410
I just saw DeAndre.
He never heard of Christmas.
275
00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:04,163
What?! DeAndre lives for Christmas.
276
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,874
He starts wearing his
candy cane boxers in September.
277
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:09,543
[epic music playing]
278
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,589
[Beta]
Worst Christmas Festival ever?
279
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:16,217
Lil' Rudy not being here must
have created a ripple effect
280
00:11:16,217 --> 00:11:17,885
which, over the next 50 years,
281
00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,429
causes Christmas spirit
to plummet the world over.
282
00:11:20,429 --> 00:11:23,391
- We need that reindeer back!
- Guys, don't worry about it.
283
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,059
As soon as DeAndre realizes
284
00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,852
that reindeer
doesn't belong in the future,
285
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:29,021
he'll just open up a portal
and send it back.
286
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:32,108
[groans] And how is he
gonna do that, exactly?
287
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,151
Easy, he just has to use his portal card
288
00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:37,071
to activate the portal machine.
289
00:11:37,071 --> 00:11:41,742
- And which portal card is that?
- This portal card right here!
290
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,494
Oh, figgy pudding.
291
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,379
Please, just put down the jet pack.
292
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,798
Where are our portal cards?
293
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,258
Okay, as the only one here
294
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,135
who has earned multiple
doctorate degrees,
295
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:01,470
I now give everyone permission to panic!
296
00:12:01,470 --> 00:12:03,556
[Professor and Scott screaming]
297
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,767
[all screaming]
298
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:09,937
[Scott screaming]
What's going on, Hailey?
299
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:13,065
Usually you're the one
leading the panic parade.
300
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,276
The "Panic Grand Marshal," if you will.
301
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:18,738
True. I've panicked before,
and I will surely panic again.
302
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,364
But today, with the Christmas Festival
303
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:23,451
just a couple hours away,
no time for that!
304
00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,369
We've spent almost a year
crossing off list items
305
00:12:25,369 --> 00:12:27,079
we had no business completing.
306
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:29,123
Escaping the Tomb of Doom? Done.
307
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:31,125
Climbing Mount Oceanside? Easy.
308
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,793
Cleaning the attic?
309
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,712
Well, I'm sure we'll get
to that one eventually.
310
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:37,673
Point is, we've pulled off
all sorts of crazy miracles.
311
00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:39,633
So we're just gonna have to do it again.
312
00:12:39,633 --> 00:12:40,885
Heck, yeah!
313
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,595
But you could also look at it like
314
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,555
- we have been pretty lucky.
- [squeaks]
315
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,140
Not the direction we're going in, Beta.
316
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:48,225
Professor, Scott and I
will just have to put on
317
00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,811
the best darn Christmas festival
the town has ever seen
318
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:52,897
while you and Beta work
on getting enough power
319
00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,064
to charge the portal remote.
320
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:56,567
I suppose we could connect
all the generators
321
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,985
to the high-voltage lines.
322
00:12:57,985 --> 00:12:59,987
And I can hack into
the nuclear power plant.
323
00:12:59,987 --> 00:13:02,448
They don't change the password
over there for another 15 years.
324
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,367
Great! I mean, you know,
kind of irresponsible,
325
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,660
but, good for us!
326
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,704
I'll call in every favor I can.
327
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,372
and if we can just keep
everyone entertained
328
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:11,916
until Lil' Rudy gets back,
329
00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:14,418
we just might be able to save Christmas!
330
00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:17,671
Well, I feel a whole
Christmas ham lighter.
331
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,090
So what were you guys
saying about Lil' Rudy?
332
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:22,718
- Gotta go!
- I'm just a bear.
333
00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,386
Stuff. Some stuff.
334
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:30,351
♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
335
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,229
- ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you say ♪
336
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,606
♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪
337
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,942
♪ We got a little more sand than snow ♪
338
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,945
♪ But we got that winter spirit ♪
339
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,405
♪ Palm trees swingin' like mistletoe ♪
340
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,449
♪ No better season to visit ♪
341
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:48,327
♪ Got snow globes in the gift shop ♪
342
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,538
♪ And Santa rocking flip-flops... ♪
343
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:53,874
[out of tune] ♪ La, la ♪
344
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,377
♪ More than just
a beachside pit-stop, hey ♪
345
00:13:56,377 --> 00:14:01,340
♪ Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la ♪
346
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,425
- ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you say ♪
347
00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:06,971
♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪
348
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,014
- ♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
- ♪ Let me hear you say ♪
349
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:15,271
♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪
350
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:20,234
[audience murmuring]
351
00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:22,736
Welcome, everybody,
to what will surely be known
352
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,531
as the best Oceanside
Christmas Festival ever!
353
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,576
[Felicia] You don't get to decide that!
We do!
354
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:31,537
Okay! Well, to kick things off,
355
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:34,498
here are The Funcles, featuring
Patricia and Kai Banks!
356
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,917
[audience clapping]
357
00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,169
[banjo in the tune of "Deck the Halls"]
358
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:41,755
♪ Time to wear my Holiday sweater ♪
359
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,924
♪ Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ♪
360
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:46,844
♪ A garbage bag would be much better ♪
361
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:49,096
♪ Nah nah nah nah
nah nah nah nah nah ♪
362
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,265
♪ Waited 'til December for this moment ♪
363
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,809
♪ It has a jelly stain from a donut! ♪
364
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:57,354
♪ But if it puts you in the spirit ♪
365
00:14:57,354 --> 00:15:01,400
♪ Wha-wha-wha-wha-
wha-wha-wha-wha? ♪
366
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,736
♪ I'm no Scrooge
I got one, too! ♪
367
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,322
♪ You've made my Holiday wish come true! ♪
368
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,866
♪ Now we've both got Holiday sweaters! ♪
369
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,702
♪ Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! ♪
370
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,287
[audience clapping]
371
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,955
Is the portal remote charged yet?
372
00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,916
With the amount of juice
we've got pulled in here,
373
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,250
It'll charge in no time!
374
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,337
[sighs] Only problem is...
375
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,172
these wires are a mess!
376
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:25,257
Look, we're gonna need some more time.
377
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,468
Okay, as long as we get Lil' Rudy back
for my song at the end.
378
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,178
I mean, I did add some
killer car-alarm drops,
379
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,888
so we may not even need---
380
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,139
- No!
- Nope!
381
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,141
You two just keep the show going
and buy us some time.
382
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,268
We are not gonna risk the future
of Christmas itself
383
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,770
on your awful--
384
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,774
I mean, awfully noise-filled holiday song.
385
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,945
♪ Our heartbeats pulse together ♪
386
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,279
♪ Frozen dreams in snowy weather ♪
387
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,406
♪ The discotheque is lonely, yah ♪
388
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,116
♪ It's Christmas in Shuronia ♪
389
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,285
♪ The guest list keeps reindeer out ♪
390
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,204
♪ As we slap ourselves
with Christmas trout ♪
391
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,747
♪ Hope the trout's not boney, yah? ♪
392
00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,999
♪ It's Christmas in Shuronia ♪
393
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,709
♪ Now do the Christmas Pulse ♪
394
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:04,296
[dance beat drops]
395
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,465
[Olga] Why are you dimwits not dancing?
396
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,634
Do the Christmas Pulse!
397
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,427
In Shuronia, you pulse like this
398
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,346
so the Christmas accountant
knows to come to your house
399
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,723
and tally your good and bad deeds!
400
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:18,560
Ya, If you don't do it,
it's technically tax evasion!
401
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,272
- Oh, yeah!
- [♪ dance music continues]
402
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,735
[crashing]
403
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,529
[Beta] I wuv you.
404
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,240
[Christmas music plays]
405
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,451
♪ It's the night before Christmas
and I lay in my bed ♪
406
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,205
♪ Visions of Dingle chips
dance in my head! ♪
407
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,332
♪ I shake my presents up a bunch ♪
408
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,543
♪ Do I hear that sweet Dingles crunch? ♪
409
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,379
♪ So many flavors
I just have to try ♪
410
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,716
♪ My salt intake is dangerously high! ♪
411
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:52,136
♪ Cheddar, Sweet Onion,
or Sea Salt and Lime ♪
412
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:54,680
♪ People say I have a problem
but I can stop any time ♪
413
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,390
No, I can't!
414
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,810
♪ Oh, Santa, forget the toys
and any gift that jingles ♪
415
00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:03,731
♪ 'Cause this year,
all I want is Dingles ♪
416
00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,649
♪ Da, da, da, da, da, Dingles ♪
417
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:06,859
♪ Christmas! ♪
418
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,987
Don't forget to sign up for our new
monthly subscription service, ChipFlix!
419
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,822
Dingles in your mailbox, every week!
420
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:14,366
Premium members get early access
to seasonal flavors
421
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,909
and can designs!
422
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:18,412
- Who would want to--
- Take my money!
423
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,623
[growls] Huh?
424
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,877
No!
425
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,754
[dings]
426
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,300
- ♪ And your love ♪
- ♪ Your love ♪
427
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,801
♪ Makes me higher ♪
428
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:35,054
♪ So much higher ♪
429
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:39,224
♪ Than the smoke from my yule log fire ♪
430
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,895
- ♪ Fire ♪
- [cheering]
431
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,229
[passes gas]
432
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:47,107
- Eww! Ohh.
- Ladies and gentlemen!
433
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,235
The moment you've all been waiting for.
434
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,988
I've been waiting for this show to end.
435
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:54,740
I, Scott Denoga,
436
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,701
will combine the two most
awesome things in the world,
437
00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:00,287
Christmas and bike stunts!
438
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,998
By jumping this Christmas tree
on my bike.
439
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,666
[bell rings]
440
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,212
[crash]
441
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,923
[car alarm sounds]
442
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,299
Nailed it.
443
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,968
Ooh, sounds like Santa got my letter.
444
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,721
♪ Rats chewed through the stockings ♪
445
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:21,058
♪ The presents are in flames ♪
446
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,977
♪ The eggnog has gone rotten ♪
447
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,814
♪ And my stomach's feeling strange ♪
448
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,733
♪ This fruitcake is from 1982 ♪
449
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,653
♪ So much Christmas spirit
I could spew! ♪
450
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,822
♪ Christmas 'til you ♪
451
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,241
♪ Puke ♪
452
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,327
♪ Christmas 'til you ♪
453
00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,246
♪ Puke ♪
454
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,250
♪ Christmas 'til you ♪
455
00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:49,503
[child crying]
456
00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:52,339
Golly, everybody, thank you so much!
457
00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:55,217
Give it up for Scorn Husk, everybody!
[chuckles]
458
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:57,594
Who wants another encore?
459
00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:01,265
[Felicia] No! Nobody wants that!
460
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,104
[all gasp and murmur]
461
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,524
Don't worry, everybody.
It's all just part of the show.
462
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:14,403
[audience chattering]
463
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:19,366
Please enjoy this diving penguin
while I prepare our big finale!
464
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:24,413
[soft music playing]
465
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,958
[Felicia] This is the best performance
we've seen all night!
466
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,418
Guys, we're out of time!
467
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:32,129
Hang on. There's a genius at work.
468
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,717
How can you...
469
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:40,053
This looks like
how my mind thinks.
470
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:42,139
Now I've just gotta make sure
I don't over amplify
471
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,724
the R-win voltage capacitors,
472
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:47,811
- and... done!
- [system powering up]
473
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:49,730
[beeping]
474
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,774
- I just kinda get some stuff.
- [gasps] Sweet!
475
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:55,527
We should have enough charge
in the remote for a portal in two minutes.
476
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,779
Go ahead, and perform your song,
even if it's terrible.
477
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,199
Lil' Rudy will be back
to save us all before it ends!
478
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,868
Great! And also... hey!
479
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:07,122
Good news, everybody.
It's time for our big finale.
480
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:08,707
Two diving penguins?
481
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:12,502
This last song is better than
a million diving penguins!
482
00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:13,754
I hope.
483
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:20,177
[horns and sirens play]
484
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,261
[vocoder]
♪ Keep Christmas, keep Christmas ♪
485
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:23,764
♪ Keep Christmas ♪
486
00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:27,059
[all gasp]
487
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,311
- [crowd murmuring]
- [Felicia] Is that the end?
488
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,647
Oh, no. The main power cord got severed.
489
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,232
What does that mean?
490
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,151
It means no lights, no music,
and no Lil' Rudy.
491
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:38,570
Our luck finally ran out.
492
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:41,657
[crowd sighing and murmuring]
493
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:45,202
I'm sorry, Hailey. You tried your best.
494
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,664
Maybe we're just out of miracles.
495
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,083
[crowd murmuring]
496
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,213
[piano music playing]
497
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:59,675
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
498
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,719
♪ And straight from the heart ♪
499
00:21:02,719 --> 00:21:06,265
♪ No bows or tinsel ♪
500
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,433
♪ You don't need much to start ♪
501
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,562
♪ Celebratin' all together
Nothing better ♪
502
00:21:12,562 --> 00:21:15,816
♪ Forgot about the rest ♪
503
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,860
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
504
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,321
♪ 'Cause sometimes simple's best ♪
505
00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:23,824
Now, sing it with me, everybody!
506
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:26,118
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
507
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,327
[Hailey] Yeah!
508
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:28,829
♪ And straight from the heart ♪
509
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,164
♪ Straight from the heart ♪
510
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,208
♪ No bows or tinsel ♪
511
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:35,669
♪ You don't need much to start ♪
512
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:39,256
♪ Celebratin' all together
Nothing better ♪
513
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:43,343
♪ Forgot about the rest ♪
514
00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:45,846
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
515
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,890
♪ 'Cause sometimes simple's best ♪
516
00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,518
[piano continues]
517
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:52,936
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
518
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,647
You know, I was actually
a producer on this song.
519
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:59,026
Hey, let's check the newspaper!
520
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:02,195
"Best Christmas Show Ever!"
521
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,865
- Hiya!
- [Beta] Bot!
522
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,783
♪ All together
Nothing better ♪
523
00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:10,620
♪ Forgot about the rest ♪
524
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,956
♪ Keep Christmas simple ♪
525
00:22:12,956 --> 00:22:16,043
♪ 'Cause sometimes simple's best ♪
526
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:19,713
The boxes are the lights.
527
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,215
[powering up]
528
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:25,302
It's portal time!
529
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,721
[grunts]
530
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,806
[music continues]
531
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:31,224
[kids laugh]
532
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:34,019
Ho, ho... hold your horses, Rudy!
533
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,938
It's a Christmas miracle.
534
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:40,525
I'm charging triple
to rent him out next year.
535
00:22:40,525 --> 00:22:45,280
[Christmas music playing]
536
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,082
Best Oceanside Christmas Festival ever.
537
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:58,460
- Mele Kalikimaka, Hailey.
- Mele Kalikimaka, Dad.
538
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,045
[grunts]
539
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,839
Ho, ho, hold your horses, Rudy!
540
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,428
♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
541
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:12,599
{\an8}♪ Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la ♪
542
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:13,767
{\an8}♪ Let me hear you say ♪
543
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,395
{\an8}♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪
544
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,647
{\an8}♪ We got a little more sand than snow ♪
545
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:21,525
{\an8}♪ But we got that Winter spirit ♪
546
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,693
♪ Palm trees swingin' like mistletoe ♪
547
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:26,405
♪ No better season to visit ♪
548
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,281
{\an8}♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
549
00:23:28,281 --> 00:23:29,908
{\an8}♪ Let me hear you say ♪
550
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,202
♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪
551
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:34,329
{\an8}♪ Christmas is coming to O-side ♪
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