Original subtitles

[Beta] Chaos Bots have been sent from the future

to stop the one person who can save the world!

Me?

[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪

[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat to play the piano ♪

♪ Roller-skate all the way to Orlando ♪

♪ Use my earwax to make a candle ♪

[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪

[Hailey] ♪ Win first place for world's cutest pet rock ♪

♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪

♪ Eat an onion ♪

Kiss my friend Scott?

Huh? Aah!

[birds scream and caw]

[singers] ♪ Hey, hey ♪

♪ Hailey's on it ♪

[whistle screech]

Whoa!

[whistle screech continues]

Scott, that's the wrong end.

Really?

Oh, that end! Ha! Thanks.

Come on, folks! Support the arts!

[screams]

Your definition of "the arts" is incredibly loose.

Make a hundred dollars busking on the pier shouldn't be this hard.

Maybe it needs to be louder.

[woman] No! Please stop.

Consider it an early birthday gift to me. [laughs]

Oh, that's right, it's your birthday this weekend!

Yep, twenty-nine-ish again.

[barking]

Darryl! A doggie bag is for to-go food, it's not an actual dog!

- [growls] - [Sunny] Darryl!

I think we just need to find a better spot.

Frank, let's pack up.

Frank!

[voice AI] I think you said: "Play Squawk Squawk by Lady Goo Goo."

♪ Squawk, squawk Rock the flock ♪

♪ I see your lips move Now walk the walk ♪

♪ Finna get messy, drop the mop ♪

♪ Calling my besties Squawk, squawk... ♪

Whoa, check out Frank! I didn't know he could dance.

♪ Bass in my chest, don't stop the bop ♪

♪ Calling my besties, squawk, squawk! ♪

♪ Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk Squawk, squawk ♪

♪ Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, Squawk, squawk ♪

[cheering]

If you like that, folks, you'll love two-for-one Space Sludgies

and bottomless wings from UF Dough!

Way to go, Frank!

We made way more than a hundred bucks.

I'm gonna use my share to get my mom a birthday present.

What makes you think you get a share of the money Frank made?

It's my finders fee.

I found him these shrimp chips.

Now I just have to figure out what to get my mom.

What do you get the mom who has everything?

A break from your buffoonery?

I wanna buy Frank something special, too.

If only there was a way to know what he'd like.

[squawks]

Guess he wants computer lessons!

- No, he wants that sparkly vest! - [squawks]

I'm guessing it's not a coincidence that my calculations

now say our next list item is: "Win a medal at the Oceanside Bird Show".

Hailey, you've always wanted to do that!

I know! I just never had a bird special enough.

But now I have the most special bird of all.

Ooh! A bird gift shop!

I bet I can find something for my mom in there!

Beta, hold my honey nuts.

[sniffs, coughs]

Not sure why I did that. Birds don't smell good.

- You're one to talk! - I'm so sorry.

Don't be offended, that's his only trick.

You're one to talk!

[sighs]

[sniffs]

[rooster crowing]

Holy bird bath!

[sings]

Hm, we sure Frank can win this competition?

Every one of these birds has a higher IQ than Scott.

[laughs]

Uh, I'll try that joke again when Scott's here.

Anyway, I'm not liking our odds,

I think we need a little insurance policy.

Beta, where are you going? Beta?

[squawks]

[Hailey] Wow. That is one beautiful bird.

[squawks]

[both squawk]

You two know each other?

[man] If it isn't Frank the Failure.

[spits]

[squawks]

Excuse me, that's my bird.

Who are you? And how do you know Frank?

I know every bird in this town.

My name's Chuck, Chuck Power.

Oceanside's premier bird trainer.

Frank trained with me for a time,

till he became too big of a distraction to my prize peacock, Petey.

[squawks]

[laughs]

[squawks]

Hey, hey, hey, now, just stop that!

No more silly business! You are show birds!

Well... [laughs] maybe you aren't.

No, you're just a bad influence.

Best decision I ever made, let me tell you.

Petey is finally the perfect bird,

and we're gonna win this here competition because we are champions.

Well, Frank is a champion too.

[laughing]

[coughing]

[laughing]

Ah, oh, show 'em what a real champion is, Petey.

Now!

You see, there's a certain way things are done at this bird show,

and your sad excuse for a bird ain't it.

Best of luck, you'll need it!

[whimpers]

- [Becker] Talk to me. - I found something for mom.

Doubtful. The woman literally has everything.

What about... this?

That's awesome! It reminds me of this.

Ah! How could I forget about a collection

of rare Strawberry Moon owl cuckoo clocks?

I'm reminded of them every hour.

[clocks chiming]

Not that I'm worried or anything, but do you maybe have

any other skills besides your dance?

[squawks, gulps]

Not a feather ball!

[gulps]

Okay, Frank, what do you think

about making just a few adjustments?

[squawks]

♪ Jump in the bath Making a splash ♪

♪ Scrubbing till you shine like gold ♪

♪ Diamond in the rough ♪

♪ Strutting your stuff ♪

♪ Give it to me with all your soul ♪

♪ We're gonna rock, rock, rock, rock Till we rock and roll ♪

- ♪ Ahhh! ♪ - ♪ Ahhh! ♪

[rock and roll music continues]

[music ends]

With your feathers gelled down we should score some conformation points,

plus replacing the dance should get us what we need in temperament,

and your appearance is perfect in that shape-wear,

just like the other birds.

We might actually have a chance to win this thing. [screams]

Look what I bought for Mom.

- Hope you kept the receipt. - How does mom already have that?

Mom's into some weird stuff, dude.

- Where's Frank? - What do you mean?

- He's right here. - [squawks]

Whoa! I thought that was a smelly statue!

These birds look like they have higher IQs than you, Scott! [laughs]

Oh! Now the timing is all off.

Beta, why are you dressed like a skunk?

What? I am a penguin!

And it's because the list item is to win this thing.

I'll show these dumb birds how it's done. You can thank me later.

[squawks]

We have a late entry into the competition.

Beta the penguin and his "Feats of Strength."

He-ya! [strains] Ooh! Ahhhh!

Ooh! Uh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ugh! You're welcome.

Thank you, I've... seen enough.

Good luck. That judge is crooked.

So, I see you got a whole flock of losers!

[laughs, coughs]

Petey! How dare you expose yourself like that!

What if the judges saw you being all, uh, uh, silly and feathery?

You should be ashamed!

Whoa! Chuck is such a jerk!

You're one to talk!

Is that parrot right? Have I turned into Chuck?

No, you still have your glasses and long hair, and--

Oh, you meant metaphorically! Then yeah, kinda.

I'm so sorry Frank, I shouldn't have tried to change you

into some forced version of perfect.

You are perfect just the way you are, I mean, were.

- [passes wind] - [laughs]

[judge] Next up, Frank the Flamingo.

[♪ tense, suspenseful music plays]

[squawks]

[♪ upbeat music plays]

♪ Squawk, squawk Rock the flock ♪

♪ I see your lips move Now walk the walk ♪

♪ Finna get messy Drop the mop ♪

♪ Calling my besties Squawk, squawk ♪

[laughs, coughs] He blew it! Ha!

Just like we knew he would, right, Petey?

Ha! That-- uh, Petey?

♪ Calling my besties Squawk, squawk ♪

♪ Squawk, squawk, Squawk, squawk Squawk, squawk ♪

♪ Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk Squawk, squawk ♪

This is... highly unusual!

But I love it!

- ♪ Call me baby ♪ - ♪ Squawk, squawk ♪

♪ Squawk, squawk, squawk! ♪

That dance awakened something inside of me.

It's time we changed the way things are done around here.

Does this mean Frank won Best In Show?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no! [laughs]

We still have rules.

But I do think this deserves a new award.

Best Freestyle Couples' Routine.

[Chuck] Congratulations, everyone!

You all ruined this bird show.

Sequins, silly dancing and now shared awards? Sad!

This bird show now celebrates anyone who wants to be themselves.

I'll not have a bird of mine sharing anything!

Sharing is for the birds.

I, I mean, not these birds, not any birds!

Sharing is stupid!

[parrot] You're one to talk!

I will not stand for this! Ahhh!

Petey, I'm taking you to the animal shelter, let's go, now!

No, Petey can come live with me.

If that's okay with you, Petey?

[squawks]

Wow, didn't know you did that.

Maybe you can sleep in Becker's room.

Whatever! Good riddance, to all of you!

Whoo! Oh! Ah! Ooh-ah!

Well, at least I still have my dignity!

Whoa, hey! Ahh! [passes wind]

What? [grunts]

Best birthday ever!

And since peacocks eat bugs,

Petey can help me with the restaurant's bug problem.

Ha! I'm kidding.

He could never eat them all.

I'm just happy Petey has a forever home...

next door to his best friend.

Oh, I think they're more than friends.

[both squawk]

[voice AI] I think you said, "Play Squawk Squawk Screech Remix"

by Lady Goo Goo, featuring DJ Zalid.

♪ DJ Zalid! ♪

♪ Squawk, squawk Rock the flock ♪

♪ I see your lips move Now walk the walk... ♪

Might as well get my money's worth out of this costume. Oh, yeah!

♪ Squawk, squawk Rock the flock ♪

♪ Renegade, moonwalk, pop 'n lock ♪

♪ Bass in my chest Don't stop the bop ♪

♪ Calling my besties Squawk, squawk ♪