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{\an8}- [Hailey] Eh.
- [Beta] Hailey, today's
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{\an8}list item is number 91.
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{\an8}Tell the truth for an entire day.
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{\an8}Sun up, to sun down.
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{\an8}[blows raspberry]
Well, that's an easy one.
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{\an8}- I'm always honest, Beta.
- Good, now, do you think
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I look
as awesome as Rowdy Russ?
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[tense theme playing]
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Uh...
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Okay, today is my day of truth.
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Cool!
Hey, I've always wondered,
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are there any list items
you haven't told me about?
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- [tense theme playing]
- [Hailey groans]
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[salesperson on phone]
Do you have a moment?
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Honestly? [sighs] I do.
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Then let me tell you
about our exclusive offers
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about your cell phone's
extended warranty.
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That is,
unless you have a reason
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to get off the phone,
right now?
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[groans]
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So, what do you think
of my new recipe?
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[groans]
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It is so hard
to always tell the truth!
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Maybe I can put this list item
off for a while.
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Okay, okay, I'll do it. Sheesh.
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Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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No, seriously, I'm gonna do it!
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No, seriously,
your pants are on fire.
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Oh! [gasping]
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So the time glitches
have a sense of humor now?
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Yes, they're very dry.
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Look, these time glitches mean
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you better
get this item done today,
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or we're all in big trouble!
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Fine! I just had no idea
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how hard it is
to be completely honest.
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But I've learned
that the key is--
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- Accountability?
- Total avoidance!
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[Beta sighs]
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[suspenseful theme playing]
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Hailey, do you think
I can pull off this crop top?
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Hailey?
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[school bell rings]
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Hi, Hailey!
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What are you doing?
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Shh, Scott!
It's called avoidance!
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Oh! Hiya, Hailey!
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Who's your favorite teacher?
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[nervous chuckle]
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Honestly,
my favorite teacher is...
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Mr. Williams.
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What?
You asked for that, Veronica.
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But only because you are
not just a teacher,
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you are
a friend... ly person.
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Which is truthful.
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That was very oddly phrased,
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but Dr. Fisher told me
to accept more compliments,
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so, thank you, Hailey.
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[sighs]
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Ah, yes,
meat with a side of yellow.
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Oi, Hailey,
I'm needing feedback
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for my yearly
performance review.
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Of course
you're doing that today.
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How would you best describe
my Potatoes O'Malley?
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They honestly...
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taste like glue.
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Nah, glue tastes much better.
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- From what I hear.
- They are bad, aren't they?
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Good on ya for your honesty.
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Everyone else simply said,
"fine" or "pass".
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Pass was an option?
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We Irish have always
prided ourselves
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on having
the world's finest cuisine.
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- Really?
- For now, I'd like your opinion
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on my cheesy cabbage tots.
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These are... honestly delicious.
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Ah, go on! [chuckles]
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Now, how's about my liver loaf?
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Pass!
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Hailey, hide!
Bored Murray's
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inviting people
to his one man show!
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It's called "Murray It Up".
It sounds like "Hurry it up",
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which I thought was funny,
but my show isn't funny.
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It's an exploration of boredom.
Wanna come?
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Oh, heck no.
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Hey, Murray!
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Just standing here
by my favorite trash can.
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I throw all my trash in here.
[chuckles]
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Wasteful.
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You're welcome!
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- [heavy metal music playing]
- [Beta grunting]
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Looking positively swole,
my bro!
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Luckily, I can still lie.
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I can hear you, bozo.
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I can also feel your jealousy.
[grunts]
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Okay, I only have
one more thing to do today,
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and then my day of truth telling
will be done.
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Luckily,
nothing exciting ever happens
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in Environmental Club.
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Exciting things happening today
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in Environmental Club.
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Does that mean my luck
is finally turning around?
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Ow!
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No, but something you kids
might call "lit" or "hype"
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is happening to
those weird endangered birds
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you're trying to help.
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The screaming mud hens?
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[screaming]
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Yeah, like I said,
the weird birds.
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We're finally getting funding
to build their mud sanctuary.
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That's great news! Even though
everyone in Oceanside
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hates them
simply because they're ugly
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and have ear-piercing screams.
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Don't forget
their violent mating rituals.
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Anyway, there's gonna be
a banquet tonight,
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which is code
for "rich person dinner",
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where our club
will receive the donation.
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- [all cheering]
- [woman] Whoo-hoo! All right!
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Yeah, hooray.
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We, and by we,
I mean one of you,
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just need to give a speech
to the rich donor.
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So, who is free
after school, hmm?
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Not me! I have to visit
my grandma, she's sick.
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- Again?
- Again.
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- My grandma is... also sick?
- Really?
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- Wow, mine too.
- My grandma's also sick.
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All your grandmas?
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Hailey, is your grandma sick?
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And do you have
any other plans?
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Hmph. No.
I honestly do not.
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Super. Then you need
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to write a lengthy speech
thanking the donor.
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Remember to lay it on thick.
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Really butter their buns.
Rich people love that.
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Thanks, Hailey!
Our birds are counting on you.
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[screaming]
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[teacher]
I'll meet you at the banquet
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to collect the oversized check.
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My ex-girlfriend
works at a bank,
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and bringing one of those
puppies in will show her
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what she's been missing out on.
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Dang it. Anyway,
do a little research
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on your donor and get writing.
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His name is
Robert Vandertrache.
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The chemical spill king
of Southern California?
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Come on, Hails,
he can't be that bad.
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Actually, chemical spills are
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the least
terrible things he's done.
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{\an8}His favorite hobby
is paving over playgrounds.
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{\an8}He started a campaign
to eliminate weekends.
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He shaves baby polar bears
to make his awful hair piece!
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Wow, he really is that bad!
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Well, why don't you
just talk about
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his donation to the club?
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That's a good thing, right?
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He's only donating
to impress his sixth wife, Gigi.
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- Lucky lady.
- Ugh.
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If I lie,
I fail at my list item.
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But if I tell the truth, Vandertrache
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won't write a check
for those wonderful birds.
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[screaming]
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And we're sure
we wanna save 'em?
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[watch beeping]
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[Hailey nervously groaning]
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Nothing to be nervous about.
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Only the lives
of an entire species of bird
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rest on your speech.
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[screaming]
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Oh, and whatever you do,
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don't bring up
the whole incident
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about the Vandertrache
Fireworks Factory
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and those poor turtles.
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I didn't even know about
that one!
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Hey, guys, Gigi here!
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We're helping some kids
get the mud they deserve.
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The issue of mudless children
is, like, so tragic.
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Also, something about birds?
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Anyways, I look amazing
in this lighting, right?
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[camera shutter clicks]
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Let's get on with this!
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I heard some kid's gonna
pump up my tires
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before I give out this check.
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Is that you, Glasses?
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[sharp exhale]
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Hello. We are here today
to thank Robert Vandertrache.
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What can I say
about Mr. Vandertrache?
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He is a businessman,
who does business,
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and the Oxford Dictionary
defines business as,
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"The pursuit of making, buying,
and selling goods or services."
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[audience murmuring]
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Yawn.
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Robert Vandertrache
is also a human being.
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More specifically,
a Homo sapien.
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Which, furthermore,
makes him a mammal.
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[nervously chuckles]
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The dictionary defines
a mammal as--
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Boring!
Reading the dictionary?
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This isn't what I asked for
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when I agreed to donate
to this Mud Club!
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It's Environmental Club.
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You better start
getting specific
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- with your praise, girlie.
- Ugh!
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In business, you are a giant.
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I... said... spe... ci... fics.
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[tense music builds]
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Giant waste of space!
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- [audience gasps]
- Clearly money doesn't buy everything.
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Because if it did,
you wouldn't have that ugly hair piece.
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{\an8}- [audience groans]
- [Hailey gasps]
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[laughing]
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[chuckling]
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[all laughing]
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Good one, Glasses.
Do another.
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It's bad enough
you have a massive carbon footprint,
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but can you not do it
in those ugly shoes?
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[laughter]
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Well, the guy at the store
said I could pull these off!
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Yes, please! Pull them off
and put them in the garbage.
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[laughter]
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This random girl
is seriously hilarious.
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Do me next, random girl!
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Gigi, you've clearly found
the love of your life.
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Your own selfie.
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[laughter]
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It's funny 'cause it's true!
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Robert, I'm not saying
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Gigi married you for your money.
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I'm screaming,
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Gigi married you
for your money!
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[laughter]
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- I did!
- It's my only redeeming quality!
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[laughing]
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Hailey, you're killing it!
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Who knew rich people
liked being insulted?
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Hey, back to me,
me, me, me!
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At Christmas,
Robert's the only person happy
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with coal in his stocking.
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'Cause he could use it to hurt
the environment even more!
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[laughter]
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I do love ruining things.
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Mr. Vandertrache,
you are the worst.
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Oh, it's pronounced "truche".
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I wasn't saying your name,
I was describing your legacy.
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Trash!
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[laughter]
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[mic squawks]
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[Hailey wretches]
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[chuckles] Well,
this was not what I expected.
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But, that girlie
impressed my Gigi.
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Give her more money, Robbie!
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But not too much,
I wanna go to Fiji.
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[gasps] Hashtag,
Gigi in Fiji!
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Those were some great jokes,
little lady.
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And you probably
didn't realize this,
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but sometimes jokes
have tiny kernels of truth.
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Mm.
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I now realize,
I might need
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to change my ways!
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So, I'm upping my donation
to the Mud Club!
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[drum roll]
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- [cheering and applause]
- [Scott] Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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[teacher]
Two giant checks?
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Wow, thank you.
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And the incredible mud hens
thank you too.
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[screaming]
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- [watch beeps]
- [relieved sigh]
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I'll miss honest Hailey.
Those were some sick burns.
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Thanks, as hard as the day was,
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I learned that honesty
really is the best policy.
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Hailey, I can't believe
how successful that was!
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Wait 'til my ex
sees me walk into the bank
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with two of those bad boys.
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Anyway, can you do
another speech next weekend?
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I'm sorry, Mr. Williams,
but my grandma
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is super sick that day.
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ World's what you make it
Get up and chase it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm taking action
Making it happen ♪
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{\an8}♪ No matter what
Tomorrow might bring ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got the guts
To do anything ♪
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♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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♪ Promise I'm on it
I'm on it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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