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{\an8}[crow cawing]
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{\an8}Ugh, we've been on this hayride
for over an hour.
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{\an8}Isn't it great?
Smell that fresh farm air.
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{\an8}[coughs]
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{\an8}You know, Scott,
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{\an8}you really didn't
have to come this time.
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{\an8}I mean, Beta and I could've figured out
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{\an8}this corn maze on our own.
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Yeah. What she said.
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You know you two need my help.
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I'm a-maze-ing at mazes.
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So, what's the biggest thing you
ever crushed with this bad boy?
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Only a bike.
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But I got a harvesting combine
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that shredded my brother's truck once.
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[chuckles]
He deserved it.
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- [laughs] Cool!
- [clears throat]
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Hey, Becker.
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Totally cool if you want
to hang here and talk tractors.
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Read you loud and clear. Bye, Felicia.
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This is a very challenging corn maze,
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- so we should start with...
- [both] Apple fritters!
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[sighs]
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So, why don't you two
stay and enjoy these,
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and I'll find you
after I'm done with the maze.
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If I didn't know any better,
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I'd think you were trying to ditch us.
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No way.
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I'm not trying to ditch you.
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Okay, I'm totally trying to ditch them.
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See, Scott's good at a lot of things,
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like falling off his skateboard.
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Falling off his bike.
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- Falling off the pier.
- [screams]
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But he is terrible at mazes.
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Like, all mazes.
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We've been here 12 times,
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and we've never come close to finishing.
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{\an8}So if I'm gonna complete
list item number 81,
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{\an8}"Conquer the Circle
of Corn-fusion Maze,"
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I need to ditch Scott and his
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"famous maze-solving techniques,"
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like smelling the ground.
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Hmm, that is definitely skunk poop.
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This way!
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[Hailey] Listening to bugs.
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Thanks for the directions, Wilma.
This way!
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[Hailey] And, of course,
talking to the corn.
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Which way to the entrance, corn?
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This way!
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[sighs]
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Are you really trusting that buffoon
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to lead us through this maze?
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He's talking to a centipede.
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What? I own a lot of shoes, too!
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Okay, this isn't going to sound great,
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but I thought if
we "accidentally" ditched them--
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In. I am in. Say no more.
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Great. We can just circle back
and rescue them after we finish.
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Not really seeing the benefit
in that, but whatever.
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Now we just have to find a way
to lose them.
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The centipede knows
where the exit is.
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This way!
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Well, that was convenient.
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Now let me just pull up
my GPS map--
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We don't need the map, Beta.
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I'm a maze master. I can figure it out.
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This way.
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How do you know for sure?
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Because Scott's
0-for-12 in corn mazes,
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and he's not going this way.
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[Beta] Good point.
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[bird cawing]
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[Beta]
You know what?
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It's so peaceful without Scott.
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I can finally hear myself think.
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I'm mostly thinking
about how much I despise Scott.
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[inhales and sighs]
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Which way now? Left or right?
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Neither. We're going through.
There's a secret shortcut here.
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{\an8}[Beta] Are you sure?
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{\an8}There's a "no trespassing" sign.
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Pfft! That's to throw off the noobs.
Come on.
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{\an8}[crows cawing]
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Uh, this is taking a long time.
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- Are we lost?
- What? No way.
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I'm sure we're close to the end.
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Maybe.
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[grunts]
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Is that creepy scarecrow
staring at us?
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His eyes are buttons, Beta.
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Let's walk further, uh,
this way.
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Forget that,
I'm checking my GPS to--
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- [computer buzzes]
- Seriously?
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I'm no longer in range of service?
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You're the most advanced
supercomputer in the world
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and you have no service?
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Hey, it happens to even the most
powerful computers.
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Okay, that scarecrow's buttons
are starting follow me now too.
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Hmm.
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How do we get out of here?
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Wait, I can't see where we are,
but maybe you can.
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[Beta screams]
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- What did you see?
- I don't know!
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My eyes were closed the whole time.
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Don't do that-- Ah!
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- Now what did you see?
- Corn.
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Just corn, everywhere.
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I told you that wasn't
a shortcut, Hailey.
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Well, don't panic.
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If my shadow goes this way,
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and the sun sets in the west,
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the exit must be... that way.
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I think?
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[sighs]
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[cawing]
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[Hailey]
Okay, I think I hear cars and--
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{\an8}- [gasps]
- [Beta] What?
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{\an8}Mr. Creepy again?
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We must have walked in a circle.
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This is your fault, maze master.
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My fault? You're the supercomputer
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that can't get a signal.
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T-T-That's not my fault.
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You're the one living
in this primitive society
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without 8G coverage.
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Don't you judge me either, straw face.
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Okay, okay. We're getting loopy.
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Luckily, I packed some provisions.
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Let's just sit down and chill out.
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What? This isn't what I packed.
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Diet soda? Note cards? Minties?
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I must have grabbed
my mom's lunch box by mistake.
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Which means...
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So here's a graph...
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of something that was probably
on my note card.
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And here's another one.
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What do you know?
This one's a pie chart.
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And who doesn't love pie? Huh?
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[laughs nervously]
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[slurps]
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Ugh, things can't get any worse.
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[thunder crashes]
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- You did that.
- Quick, make a shelter.
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Whew! We're gonna be okay.
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[Beta] You did that, too.
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Stop jinxing us!
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This is the worst.
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[thunder crashes]
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[Beta]
It's his fault. Saboteur!
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Would you stop
blaming the scarecrow?
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All we need to do is just stay calm.
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[Muzak playing]
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[both screaming]
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[Beta] Attack!
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[both grunt]
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Thwarted! He knows we're too weak!
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Retreat! Retreat!
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[thunder crashes]
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Sorry we tried to stab you.
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I'm usually not a stabby type of person.
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It's just been a long day.
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I miss being dry.
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I miss my bedroom.
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I miss my family. I miss...
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Scott.
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I miss all that, too.
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Even Scott.
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Wow, I must really be losing it.
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We might never get out of here.
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Which means... there's something
I need to do.
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[inhales and sighs]
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Hi, Scott.
I'm sorry I ditched you today.
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Because now I realize
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I like getting lost
in mazes with you.
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I like being with you all the time.
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With your goofy smile
and the way you think
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you can talk to centipedes.
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I like you, Scott.
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Like, full-on like you.
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I even wrote down that I wanted
to kiss you on my list.
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I just needed you to know that.
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And also,
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I was the one who ate
all your Halloween candy
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in the third grade
and blamed it on burglars.
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Whew. Goodbye, Scott.
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[sighs]
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Ugh! I don't have service!
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{\an8}See? I'm not the only one.
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{\an8}I'm lost in the middle
of nowhere,
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{\an8}and I can't believe my last meal
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{\an8}is gonna be minties and diet soda.
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[gasps]
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Oh, no, it's not.
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I'm taking some of your sweater.
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You owe us.
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{\an8}Hailey? Am I hallucinating?
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{\an8}You've always been a cat, right?
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I better do this quick.
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{\an8}Fire... I mean, soda in the hole!
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It's working! Whoo-hoo!
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[explosion]
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Wow, I'm glad I didn't eat it.
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That's gotta get
someone's attention, right?
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[vehicle approaching]
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Wait, do you hear that?
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An engine! Oh, we're saved!
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It's getting closer.
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Too close! Too close!
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[Beta]
We're about to be creamed corn!
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Hailey? Is that you?
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Scott! Becker!
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Farmer lady whose name I forgot!
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We've been looking for you.
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We finished the maze hours ago
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and then asked Farmer Felicia
for help finding you.
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In retrospect,
we probably should have come
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in something safer...
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And miss crushing all those
pumpkins and fence posts?
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[cackles]
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Glad we found you
before the corn coyotes did.
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Uh, did she say corn coyotes?
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[engine rumbling]
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I could get used to farm life.
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- Sweet.
- Sweet.
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I'm so sorry we ditched you.
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Thank goodness you found us.
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I'm so tired and hungry.
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Here, have some apple fritters.
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I ate about 30 of them
while we looked for you
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and, boy, do I have a lot
of energy right now!
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[Hailey gasps]
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Oh, that one's Sally's.
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She helped us solve
the maze in record time.
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She did all the leg work.
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[cell phone vibrates]
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Oh, cool. A message from you.
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[gasps and coughs]
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- Hi, Scott.
- [Hailey] Wait! Don't listen!
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I'm sorry I ditched you today.
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Because now I realize I like--
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Oops, my hand... slipped.
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Butterfingers Hailey!
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I can't wait to never come back here
and never see corn again.
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Uh, technically you didn't
finish the corn maze,
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so we have to come back tomorrow.
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Aw, shucks.
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Well, Scott? Are you busy tomorrow?
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We can finally complete
this maze together.
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Sure. Just do me a favor
and don't drag me through
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one of your secret shortcuts
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and get us lost
like the first 12 times.
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What did he say?
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[yells]
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Okay, so maybe I'm not quite
a maze master.
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Wait, isn't that the scarecrow
I just ran over?
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{\an8}♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ World's what you make it
Get up and chase it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm taking action
Making it happen ♪
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{\an8}♪ No matter what
Tomorrow might bring ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got the guts
To do anything ♪
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{\an8}♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ Promise I'm on it
I'm on it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪
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