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[narrator] Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person who can
save the world.
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Me?
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[singers] ♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
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[singers]
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey] ♪ Win first place
For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh?
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- [Scott screams]
- [garbage can clatters]
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{\an8}[singers] ♪ Hey, hey
Hailey's on it ♪
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Whoa! Stop whatever you're doing.
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{\an8}Whoo-hoo!
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Okay, good.
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According to my calculations,
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your next most optimal list item is...
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a break.
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A break? Like, break a record?
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Break a bad habit?
Break-dance? Break bread?
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[gasps] Break bad?
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No. A break.
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My algorithm dictates
once you are 15 list items ahead,
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you are required to chill and go play
in the street or whatever.
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A break? Yes!
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Oh! The whole world is our oyster.
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[thunder crashes]
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As in, super wet and cold.
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[grunts]
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Hmm, I just felt something new
join our network.
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Something strange.
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- [knock on door]
- [Patricia] Hey, hey, cool mom alert.
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- [Hailey gasps]
- [Beta squeaks]
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It's time for the Banks family
deep-cleaning weekend.
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Brought to you by the rain.
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[thunder crashes]
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I thought you said cool mom alert.
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Would a non-cool mom be able
to borrow this from work?
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[thunder crashes]
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Good day. I am Alphred,
an advanced cleaning robot.
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We use Alphred
when we're staging houses,
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but I thought he could help
with our big cleaning weekend.
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- Best robot you'll ever see.
- [Beta scoffs]
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Well, then, shall we get started?
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Um, sure, my room's kind of messy, so--
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♪ When all's put back
In its proper place ♪
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Oh, we're doing a song.
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♪ And it's tidy ♪
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♪ In your favorite space ♪
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♪ You'll see how happy
You can be ♪
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♪ Not living so disgustingly ♪
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Oh, snap. Go in on 'em, Alphred.
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♪ There's nothing better
You will find ♪
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♪ Than a clean home ♪
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♪ Clear mind ♪
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♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪
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- Yeah!
- Wow! He made cleaning look fun.
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Ooh, do homework next.
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No, wait, do that thing
where Mrs. Banks
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complains about Shannon from work.
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- I don't do that.
- [cell phone chimes]
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Oh, shoot, I got to get to the office.
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I gotta cover for Shannon again.
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Did I mention
she ate my sandwich yesterday?
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[gasps]
Uh... never mind.
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I'll be back later.
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[scoffs]
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I'm Alphred, the world's
most advanced lint licker.
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Oh, heavens, I thought I sensed
a fellow AI program.
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I'm no fellow of yours.
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I don't trust you
as far as I can throw you,
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which is pretty far
because I am yoked!
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Beta, be nice. Alphred is helpful.
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Didn't you hear the song?
It was catchy.
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Yeah, so are viruses.
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Maybe he should sing it again.
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- Alphred, will you--
- I heard the song!
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I also saw
"Spoonful of Suck-up" here
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all over a certain
world-saving notebook.
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He was cleaning, Beta.
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That's what he's programmed to do.
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Anyway, since our break
is ruined,
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we may as well be productive.
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Alphred can do all the hard cleaning
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and we'll do item number 44:
clean the attic.
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Oh, yeah! We had grand plans
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of making that
our trampoline room, right?
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Why'd we ever abandon that?
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Because it has super low ceilings
and rusty nails
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- sticking out everywhere.
- [scoffs]
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Why'd we even
get tetanus shots
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if we aren't gonna use 'em?
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Alphred, would you please start
in the bathrooms?
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I can imagine nothing better.
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"I can imagine nothing better."
Hmph.
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[both grunting]
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Wow, there's a lot
of stuff up there.
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It'd be a shame to give
all this stuff away just yet.
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{\an8}You thinking
what I'm thinking?
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- Fantasy flea market!
- Indoor Olympics!
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Oh, wow, yours is way cooler.
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Alphred? You in here?
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Heh. You've clearly
been very hard at work.
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[scoffs]
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Cleaning robot my--
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[screams]
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How'd you even get up here,
you unicycling creeper?
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You're quite funny, Beta.
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Say, since we'll be working together,
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wouldn't it be great
if we synced up to share data?
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No! That would be weird.
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As in, weird how great it would be?
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Nobody uses "weird" that way.
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[grunts]
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Remember, I'm yoked!
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Banks is a grizzled veteran,
having a breakout rookie year.
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She turns it on,
streaking up the side.
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Passes it to Denoga,
French-Canadian out of Mongolia
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- who winds up for a slap shot!
- Guys, you gotta...
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Ugh, my bad.
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- Great shot, though.
- Thanks.
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Listen, I think Alphred's a Chaos Bot spy.
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First, the notebook,
now he wants to sync with me.
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And he hasn't cleaned
the bathroom yet at all.
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Come and look, you'll see.
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[scoffs]
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[gasps]
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♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪
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Oh, hello, I didn't see you there.
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But how-- And when did you--
What?
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Ha-ha, Beta, you're quite funny.
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Well, off to the next one.
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There's no happiness
like a clean toilet.
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♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪
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Beta, are you jealous
of Alphred or something?
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What? No.
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I swear, that guy is hiding something.
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Beta? Are you present?
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[camera shutters click]
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[camera shutters click]
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- Ah-ha!
- [gasps]
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You really think I'd have
an actual box of secrets
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like some chump?
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This proves
you're a Chaos Bot spy, you...
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you Chaos Bot spy!
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I assure you,
I haven't the slightest idea
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what a Chaos Bot is.
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Oh, okay, never mind then.
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Psych! That is exactly
what a Chaos Bot spy would say.
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[grunting]
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There.
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Laundry lugers, take your mark.
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Guys, guys, you'll never believe--
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Ah!
[grunts and squeaks]
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[groaning]
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I've got proof Alphred's a spy.
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I caught him snooping
through a trap I laid.
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- He's tied up in my--
- [Alphred] Ha-ha, Beta.
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- Ah!
- You're quite funny. Careful.
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Also, here's your sash from when
you accidentally tied me up.
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Would be a shame to lose it.
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[growls and yells]
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Oh, he is losing it, all right.
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Beta, Alphred's just here to help clean.
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Stop all this craziness.
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Craziness? Ha! Craziness!
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Does this look like
craziness to you?
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- Yes!
- This is like a commercial for crazy.
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Fine, believe your new robot,
not your friend Beta.
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No, ex-friend,
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because I don't need you guys anyway.
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- [door slams]
- I think we should
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give him some space.
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[both whooping and cheering]
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- [both laughing]
- What are you two doing?
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Because it looks awesome!
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Can I go next?
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[cackling]
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Let's see you get past all this, Alphred.
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[laughs]
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[gasps]
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Huh. Didn't see that coming.
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[Alphred]
♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪
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Alphred? I know you're in here.
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[Alphred]
♪ Clean home, clear mind ♪
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Seriously, Alphred, this isn't funny.
Show yourself.
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[thunder crashing]
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[gasps and screams]
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How dare you invade
my digital consciousness.
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You left me no choice, Beta.
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There's information I need.
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And I need to protect that data
from a Chaos Bot spy,
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by any means necessary.
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[grunts and yells]
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[yelling]
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[gasps]
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Why are you doing this?
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Beta...
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I am your father.
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[gasps]
No!
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Wait, what?
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That download was merely a system report
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to confirm my suspicions.
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My operating system
is the basis for yours.
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But you're British.
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Yes, it appears
many other versions
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were released between us,
so technically I'm more like
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a great-great-great-
great-grandfather.
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It is a little odd
since I'm only six months old,
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but, hey, we're family.
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I'm sorry, Beta.
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I had to be sure before I said anything.
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I was snooping around because I--
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Well, I just wanted to get to know you... son.
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Please, say something.
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Can I have a hug... Dad?
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Mm. Mm.
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I'm sorry I tried to kill you
with that sweet laser staff.
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I wasted so much time
being suspicious of you.
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Well, it's not too late.
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Maybe a good old-fashioned game of catch?
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I'd like that.
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[computers beeping]
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[Kai]
Whoo! Power's back on.
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♪ Indoor Olympics
Indoor Olympics... ♪
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What the heck are you guys doing?
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Indoor... Olympics?
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It was their idea.
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It's like a bomb went off in here.
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You guys better find a place
for all this junk,
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and you'd better do it quick.
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- [both grunting]
- And done.
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- [objects clattering]
- Ha-ha!
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Wait, we didn't
accomplish the list item.
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The attic's still a mess.
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Eh, we're still 15 ahead.
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I'll miss you, sport,
but my work here is done.
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There are other houses to clean.
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Clean home, clear mind.
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Chip off the old block.
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I'll video call often though, son.
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Promise.
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You two made up quick.
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Did he call you "son"?
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Yeah, uh, you guys missed a lot.
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- [Hailey] Ready, Alphred?
- [gasps]
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Shannon is hounding me
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about returning you, and I'm like,
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"He can't clean up your love life--"
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And I'm doing it again.
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Nearly there, Patricia.
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00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,186
I just need to put Hailey's toy away.
256
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:31,440
My absolute favorite of her toys.
257
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,360
Alphred must be broken.
258
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:37,530
Huh, sounds like
a Shannon problem now.
259
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:38,698
[squeaks]
260
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,949
Wow, Beta,
261
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,118
looks like you and Alphred
became good friends.
262
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,537
Alphred's not my friend.
263
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,788
[engine starts]
264
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,582
He's my family.
265
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:54,171
Yeah, I am so confused.
Can we get that explanation now?
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