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(SINGING) It's after breakfast
Not quite lunch
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Time to get that Dingles crunch
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Dingles da da da da da Dingles
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Yum.
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(PEOPLE CLAPPING)
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(GAGS) Humans, such buffoons.
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(SINGING) No one can eat
Just a single Dingle
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Fun.
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HAILEY: Except we weren't here for fun.
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We were here for justice.
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How did two best friends
and a bear phone from the future
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end up in a tangled web
of Dingles and lies?
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It all started
with a sack of squash wafers.
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{\an8}Ooh! You went
to that fancy grocery store, Eregance.
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Did you get my oat balls or nut slabs?
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Or any snacks for people?
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I got squash wafers,
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{\an8}and this whole bag was only 22 bucks.
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(WAFER CLINKING)
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(CHOKES)
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{\an8}HAILEY: "Auntie Blands Squash Wafers."
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{\an8}Were the pilgrims known for chips?
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{\an8}Who cares?
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{\an8}It's organic, which means it's healthy,
just like my chocolates.
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(CHOCOLATE CRUNCHING)
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Mmm. So healthy.
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Scott, look at this.
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(HAILEY READING)
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What do you think that means?
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{\an8}"Dingles secret cover up." (GASPS)
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{\an8}"Goes all the way to the top." (GASPS)
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"Chip Dingle has no comment." (GASPS)
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I ran out of air.
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(COUGHING)
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(GROANS) It's morning?
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Want some breakfast Dingles?
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They're bacon and orange juice flavored.
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You're eating the tears of beagles.
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The instrument or the band?
Or the sandwich?
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Scott, for the 50th time,
a bugle is the instrument,
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The Beatles were the band,
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and I don't even know
what sandwich you're talking about.
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A beagle is a dog.
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Oh! Got it.
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Although I still have no idea
what we're talking about.
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What is with all this
early morning buffoonery?
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(GASPS)
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Whoa! Hailey, why do you
look like a feral possum?
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Beta, I found the facts
nobody wants us to find.
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According to the Chip Truther website,
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the Dingles corporation
tests their recipes on dogs!
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I don't care.
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Dingles would never.
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And my mom says you can't believe
everything you read online.
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People post lies about U.F. Dough
all the time,
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saying the pizza tastes like cardboard
and Darryl's incompetent.
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Yeah, those are definitely lies.
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Hailey, it sounds like
you went down quite the rabbit hole.
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Without me?
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Do the rabbits all have their own bedrooms
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or sleep in one big rabbit pile or like...
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There's another meaning
of rabbit hole, isn't there?
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Guys, it's all true!
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I have the proof.
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- (DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
- (MAN PANTING)
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I just heard a dog bark.
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There it is again. (PANTING)
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Dogs were barking
inside the Dingles factory.
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That girl, or man, they heard it.
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Hailey, I'm sorry.
There's no way Dingles would do this.
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Did you know every summer they donate
skateboards to Babies Without Boards?
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Mmm-hmm. How about boys without brains?
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I didn't take you two for such sheeple.
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Looks like I'll just have
to open your eyes myself.
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Wait. What are you doing?
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Adding "Free the Beagles
From the Dingles Factory" to my list.
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No! You can't add a new list item.
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You'll cause a time glitch. (GROANING)
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Mmm. I guess you can add a new list item.
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Now we just have to figure out
how to get into the Dingles factory.
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I know. Do you guys remember when I found
that golden chip in the Dingles tube?
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Yeah. That, like, just happened.
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Well, this chip entitles me
to a VIP tour of the Dingles factory.
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That's perfect.
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Once we're in there, you'll see.
You'll all see the truth!
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And that's how we ended up here,
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ready to expose the Dingles' dirty secret.
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(SINGING) Dingles da da da da da Dingles
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Yeah!
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Thank you. You're too kind!
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Uh, did you not like the show, miss?
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(CHUCKLES) What Dingles flavor
would turn that frown upside down?
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The flavor of truth.
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Mmm... Truth.
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Listen, Chip,
I know you're hiding something,
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and I will expose you.
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(ROBOTS EXCLAIMING)
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After them!
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Whoa! Goodness me! Stop!
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Oh! You're gonna find out about the...
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secret Dingles paradise!
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(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
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Sheeple, don't be taken in by the...
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Only potato tree in the world!
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(CHUCKLES)
It's the secret behind the Dingles crunch.
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Uh, we cook them first.
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See, Hails? This place is awesome!
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No, this is clearly a distraction and...
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- What the heck?
- (GASPS)
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That's our sweet onion dust.
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It comes from real onion clouds.
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Is this real life?
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If not, don't wake me up.
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And did you know talented artists
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{\an8}hand-paint our barbecue flavor
directly onto our chips?
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And finally, chip lovers,
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time to take a ride down the Nacho River!
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Wow!
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Scott, you're getting caught up
in sweet onion fantasies.
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That's what they want you to... (GASPS)
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I just saw a fish jump.
No. Don't get caught up.
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Uh-huh! I knew it.
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A doggy door.
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Probably for their
"bring your dog to work" days.
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That would be a food safety hazard.
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Nuh-uh. My mom brings our dog
to U.F. Dough all the time.
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Bucky helps clean the kitchen.
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Yeah, the less you tell me
about your mom's restaurant, the better.
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No, no. I got this.
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This little door is not for dogs,
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it's for fun.
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(STRUGGLING)
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I was wrong.
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Not fun.
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(LAUGHING) Buffoon.
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See? No dogs.
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- (DOGS BARKING)
- (GASPS) Ha! Yes dogs.
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Beta, can you get that door open?
We need to save those beagles.
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(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING, BEEPING)
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I can, but I'll be in full view
of those workers.
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HAILEY: I have an idea.
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Man, boss is really riding
our hides today.
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TGIF, am I right?
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It's Tuesday.
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HAILEY: Yeah. Tuesdays...
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Good in... factory.
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I hear that.
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Hey, you guys here to take over?
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Does my wife nag me
about doing more fancy date nights?
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(LAUGHING) I've been there.
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Oh, uh, just a reminder.
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This machine has a new overflow alarm
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that will ring
if the Chardonburnit Mortix capacitor
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overfluctuates due to torque pressure.
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So don't lift the bracket bar
unless it's flashing
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or you'll overbalance the steel kern.
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So pack 'em and rack 'em, right?
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(CHUCKLES) You know it.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BETA STRAINING)
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Ugh! We need to slow this thing down.
Maybe if I...
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(ALARMS BLARING)
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Aah! You just overfluctuated
the Chardongurden Mortox capacitor.
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Why would you do that?
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Wait. You were following all that?
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Beta, everything okay?
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(BETA GROANS)
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Peachy.
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Stop right there! Security.
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Run!
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Beta, we need that door opened yesterday.
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(BEEPING)
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One, two, three, four.
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Come on. Really?
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(SECURITY ROBOTS GROAN)
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ROBOT: Right in the Dingles.
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Finally, the truth.
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The jig is up.
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We know you have beagles in here.
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So what do you have to say for yourself?
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(DOG BARKS, PANTS)
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What?
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Hello, Dingles Boss, Dingles Boss.
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Me, hello.
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I told you there was
a reasonable explanation for all this. Ha.
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Kind of wondering what that is right now.
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Hello. Treat.
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Hello. Hello.
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Oh! I'm too late.
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You know our secret.
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Actually, we're more confused than ever.
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So you don't test on dogs?
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(DOGS BARKING AND HOWLING)
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What? No. That would be awful.
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Flavor testing is my job.
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Even when I was little,
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{\an8}my father knew it was my dream
to be chief flavor tester.
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{\an8}(LAUGHING)
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When he retired, he gave me the job.
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He left the boring business stuff
to our beloved beagles.
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Truth is, they've always had
a nose for business. (LAUGHING)
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Nose for...
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(LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY)
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People might think it's kind of crazy
to have dogs run our company,
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but our profits are soaring.
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- Spreadsheet.
- Profits.
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Treat.
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So, I guess you really can't believe
everything you read online.
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We don't bother addressing the rumors.
You know, we're happy.
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I mean, I wish these dogs would take
a break every now and then,
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but other than that, it's perfect.
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Treat. Treat.
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Isn't that right, my little workaholics?
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Oh. Who's a good boy?
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Hmm. In that case,
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maybe I can still free the beagles
from the Dingles factory.
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You dogs have worked hard.
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How about a little playtime, huh?
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DOGS: Hmm?
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I got this.
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Don't you dare...
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(BETA SQUEAKS)
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(DOGS WHIMPER)
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I wuv you!
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Who wants to play? Who wants to play?
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BETA: Scott!
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(SIGHS) They can finally
use their vacation days.
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BETA: Scott!
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- As a token of my thanks...
- BETA: Scott!
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...let me offer you a taste
of our unreleased flavor,
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chosen by the dogs themselves.
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A new flavor? (EXCITEDLY) Yes!
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BETA: No, no, no. You stay back.
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What flavor is this?
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It's called "ride."
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Yep, that's it.
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I do not like it.
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Well, next time I read something online,
I'll be sure to check my sources.
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But you've got to wonder
what kind of sick person
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would make up rumors about Dingles?
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(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
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HAILEY: (SINGING)
The future's in my hands
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{\an8}World's what you make it
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{\an8}Get up and chase it
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{\an8}Leaving nothing to chance
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{\an8}I'm taking action, making it happen
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{\an8}No matter what tomorrow might bring
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{\an8}I got the guts to do anything
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The future's in my hands
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Promise, I'm on it
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I'm on it
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{\an8}Oh, oh, oh
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{\an8}CHORUS: Hey, hey, hey!
HAILEY: Hailey's on it!
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