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[tense music playing]

[grunting]

[gasps] Eureka!

Find a penny, pick it up,

all day long you'll have good luck.

- [wristwatch beeping] - Not enough luck, apparently.

There must be more coins in there.

But nothing's in here! Ha ha!

Who knew "Get All the Coins Out of Dad's Couch"

would be such a hard list item to finish?

Yeah, why are there so many coins in it?

It doesn't make any sense!

Get it? Like dollars and cents? Huh?

Puns are the lazy man's comedy.

Thanks, Beta!

Well, my dad has had this couch since before I was born,

and he wears a lot of shorts,

so I guess it makes sense it's full of change.

- Uh, among other things. - [flamingo belches]

Wait, is this your birth certificate?

I, uh-- We better get everything out of here.

Mom says she's getting rid of dad's couch on Friday.

- [groceries flop] - [Kai exclaims]

Mom's getting rid of my couch on Friday?

Ah, whoops. [chuckles] Surprise!

Honey, remember last year, when we agreed

you could have one year to get rid of that eyesore?

It's time.

But you can buy something even nicer

with all the change Hailey found in there.

Something that doesn't have-- random green stains on it.

[clunky strum]

Uncle Chunk's chunk stain?

But that's my favorite stain!

It's from the first time Uncle Chunk tried guacamole.

- [groans] - See, he only liked the chunks.

That's how he got his name, Uncle Guac.

- [sighs deeply] - It didn't stick.

[school bell rings]

[Hailey] Okay.

So I think we can get all the coins out

if I invent a machine that flips the couch upside down

and then shakes it.

Or we could just get a vacuum and suck the coins out?

Scott, that's...

actually really smart.

It is?!

Wait, why did you sound so surprised?

Wait, why did I sound so surprised?

♪ She's charming, she's fab ♪

♪ She's the essence of crab, her aura... ♪

- ♪ A stench of sardine ♪ - [Hailey] Oh, no, Miss Jackson!

She always has another "very important Crab Queen duty"

- to tell me about-- - [Miss Jackson] Hailey!

I have another very important

Crab Queen duty to tell you about!

As I'm sure you know,

Oceanside's big homecoming tetherball game is coming up.

- It's the biggest game of the year! - [Scott] Wouldn't miss it!

And, of course, it is tradition for the Crab Queen to be there

and present our school mascot,

Clawdia!

- [Hailey] Whoa! - There she is!

I'm a huge fan, Clawd-- Ow!

Aww, that means she likes you!

As I'm sure you also know,

every year since 1958, Clawdia has given

her signature "lucky wave" during the big tetherball game,

inspiring the team to victory!

It's the Crab Queen's duty to prep Clawdia

and escort her to the event.

I've had that honor for the past 22 years.

[sniffs]

But now it's your turn, Hailey.

Eh, this sounds like a job for my co-Queen, Joanne Droid.

I'm afraid Joanne is unavailable.

She's back in Canada, doing Canadian things.

[beavers chittering]

So it's all up to you, Hailey!

Deep breath, Veronica.

Remember what Dr. Fisher said.

Change is good.

[deep inhale, exhale]

Also, Clawdia is easily stressed,

so it is imperative you keep her relaxed, or she will--

Get "crabby"?

Puns are the lazy man's comedy, Scott.

But yes, if she's stressed,

she will not wave well at the game.

Just like at the tetherball fiasco of 1982.

[Scott] Whoa, a hundred years ago?

[record scratch]

This is why you're failing math, Scott.

Anyway, good luck,

and I'll see you at the big game!

Mwah.

Keep it together, Veronica.

She's going to be okay.

You're going to be okay.

[sobs]

[exclaims] This is... a lot!

I can help, Hailey.

It can't be that hard to take care of a crab.

Ow!

- [crab clamping] - [Scott] Ow!

- [vacuum whirring] - [Scott] Ah!

She's pinching me again!

[Beta chuckles] You do have a pinch-able face!

- That is true, - [whirring ceases]

but the sound of the vacuum must be stressing her out.

So, maybe can you take Clawdia somewhere else?

- Keep her calm? - But she might pinch me again!

And not on my face!

That just means she likes you, remember?

[whirring resumes]

Outside, we go.

[Kai] There she is!

The sparkle in my eye.

- Aw, thanks, Dad. - [whirring ceases]

Oh, hi, Hailey. Didn't see you there.

- [whirring resumes] - Huh? [groans]

- Ew! What is that? - [whirring ceases]

[Kai] It's my couch potato!

It was the potato decorating party of 2017.

Uncle Marty had just published

- his first cookbook, and... - whirring resumes]

You are stressed.

Let's get you crablaxed!

♪ Like two peas in a pod ♪

- [rings bell] - ♪ I got you by my side... ♪

- [Scott grunting] - ♪ We're a team ♪

- [Scott laughing] - ♪ I love how we get along ♪

♪ Like a burger and fries ♪

♪ Through highs and the lows ♪

♪ We're still shining like gold-- ♪

- [waitress gasps, thuds] - [Scott sighs]

- [hydraulics whirring] - [Hailey grunting]

- [gasps, scoffs] - [wristwatch beeps]

[Beta beeping, whirring]

[Beta] Still one coin left, and it's really wedged in there.

Crank up the shaker!

[lever clicking]

[loud thudding]

- [wristwatch beeping] - Ugh, that was supposed to work.

Scott, where's Clawdia?

We need to get to the tetherball game soon.

She's soaking in the tub.

I ran her a nice hot bath.

Great!

[sniffs] Is mom cooking seafood soup?

Wait. Did you say hot bath?

- [tense music plays] - How hot?!

[both exclaim]

Oh, no! Clawdia!

She's too relaxed!

She's just sleeping!

Right? Right?!

Yeah! Yeah.

She was just sleeping face down in this tub!

Time to wake up, Clawdia! Wake up!

- [phone ringing] - [Hailey] Huh?

[gasps] It's Miss Jackson!

Don't answer it!

But then she'll think something's wrong!

Someone less observant than us might worry

Clawdia's not sleeping, even though she clearly is!

Just keep trying to wake her up!

[phone beeps on]

Hailey! Three rings!

I thought something was wrong.

Ah. I see Scott is getting Clawdia all warmed up

for her big appearance.

- [Scott exclaims] - Yes!

- She's having a claw-some time. - [objects clattering]

[chuckles] So much fun.

But not too much fun, of course,

because Clawdia misses you so much.

- Thank you, Hailey. - [Scott screams]

- I needed to hear that. - [clattering continues]

Well, I'll see you at the big game in an hour.

Don't be late!

[Scott exclaims] She's still not waking up!

What do we do?

I'll get in trouble if she doesn't wave at the game!

[Scott gasps]

I think my weekend at the Monrovia Marionette Camp

is finally going to come in handy.

[dance music playing]

- [mic feedback] - [Jonathan sighs] The Oceanside Crabs

are down 50 points and need some inspiration!

Fortunately, my handsome boyfriend, Thad,

is coming to the pole.

Let's see if the he can tether this storm.

- [crowd applauding] - He cannot.

This is as disappointing as our last Valentine's Day dinner.

[mic feedback]

Don't ask.

[Jonathan] The team's spirits are at an all-time low

without our famed mascot, Clawdia here to inspire them.

Our Crab Queen has let us all down.

- [Hailey] Wait! - [both gasp]

I, Hailey Banks,

co-Crab Queen, finally present to you,

Clawdia the Crab!

[crowd gasping]

[gasps]

Is it working?

I think so!

- You're good! - Thanks!

[cheering, applause]

- [bones cracking] - Ha!

- [hyper dance music playing] - ♪ Go, go, let's go ♪

♪ Go, go, let's go ♪

That marionette camp was only for one weekend?

♪ Go, go, go, let's go ♪

You're doing too much!

You have to make it believable!

What are you talking about, Hales?

The crowd is getting super inspired!

That's the point, right?

♪ People, are you ready? ♪

[cheering intensifies]

Hailey, what is all of this? [gasps]

You taught her to dance?

Even I could never teach her to dance,

even though I tried.

Oh, how I tried.

- I'm sorry, Miss Jackson. - [Scott] Whew!

- But can I be for real? - [Scott] Hailey!

What? [gasps]

- [dance music continues] - ♪ Go, go, let's go ♪

- [cheering continues] - ♪ Go, go, let's go ♪

Good job, Thadypoo!

Just 50 more to win!

- You were saying? - Just that...

it was a pleasure taking care of Clawdia.

I'm glad she didn't give you any trouble.

Clawdia is so old, sometimes she randomly falls asleep

for long periods of time,

scaring people into thinking she's super dead.

[Miss Jackson chuckles] Isn't that funny?

[cheering continues]

Well, another list item completed.

- [wristwatch beeping] - Oh, wait!

This wasn't even a list item.

I've gotta get that last coin out of my dad's couch!

Actually, Miss Jackson,

do you mind if I crab-sit Clawdia just a little longer?

Okay. This is a test, Veronica.

Make Dr. Fisher proud.

Sure, Hailey!

[feigned laughter]

It's totally cool. [chuckles]

[tense music playing]

[funky espionage music playing]

[claw clamps]

[Hailey] Whoo-hoo!

- [wristwatch beeps] - List item completed!

- [thudding nearby] - And just in time.

[Kai sobbing]

Oh, honey.

Let the nice workers take the couch.

I'll warm up the seafood soup I made you last night.

That'll make you feel better.

Sorry. He's really attached.

Look! Remember our agreement?

You can pick a new couch!

Any one you want.

Yeah, Dad!

No. No. No.

[gasps] Oh!

This one's perfect!

- And... buy! - [phone beeps]

[phone vibrates]

- Wait-- - You said any couch.

And this one just went up for sale!

[scoffs] That's not what I--

- [Hailey giggles] - [scoffs] Whatever.

[flamingo squawks]

[all grunt]

♪ The future's in my hands ♪

♪ World's what you make it Get up and chase it ♪

♪ Leaving nothing to chance ♪

♪ I'm taking action Making it happen ♪

♪ No matter what tomorrow might bring ♪

♪ I got the guts to do anything ♪

♪ The future's in my hands ♪

♪ Promise I'm on it I'm on it ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪

♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪