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{\an8}[heart monitors beeping]
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{\an8}- Quick, he's flatlining.
- Just hold it still.
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{\an8}And stop getting Dingle dust everywhere.
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{\an8}Can't we just knock this bot out?
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{\an8}No! It will disintegrate, you buffoon.
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{\an8}Hailey, look for a tiny black box.
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That's the communications module.
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I'm on it.
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Wait, no! Don't touch that!
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[both coughing]
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Got it!
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I couldn't hold that thing much longer.
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[scoffs] Do you even lift, bro?
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[crackling]
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- [both gasp]
- It's trying to talk to us!
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What are you saying, little guy?
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You don't speak Bot.
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Leave this to a professional to translate.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Okay, it says "Mega Chaos Bot,"
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then something "disguised,"
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then something something,
"infiltrate Hailey's school."
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Then... something.
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- What are all the "somethings"?
- I don't know.
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I just did the free online trial
of the Bot language course,
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so I only speak conversational Bot.
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They wanted ten bucks a month
to keep going. In this economy?
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Then how are we supposed to
figure out what all this means?
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- A bot in our school?
- It probably has to do
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with this week's list item:
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"Win the Oceanside High Crab Queen crown."
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Hold up, pop it in reverse, back it up.
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Now look behind you
and check your mirrors.
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Thanks. Hailey, you wrote that you wanted
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to be Crab Queen on your list?
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It was during my princess phase.
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I don't know what I was thinking.
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Can you imagine me as a princess?
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- [laughs]
- Hey!
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You wanted to be a werewolf.
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At least mine's real.
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Wait, werewolves aren't real?
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No, Scott, they are.
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They're just really good at hiding.
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Someone please disintegrate me.
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But if I do become Crab Queen,
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I'll have to wear a stinky crown
made of crab
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and toss hot crabs to everyone in school.
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Everyone will boo me.
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Why would they boo you?
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I don't know, everyone boos me in my head.
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Now I have to look
for a disguised Chaos Bot, too?
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Don't worry, Hales,
I'll help you find that bot.
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I have very keen observation skills.
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I'm onto you, bot.
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Move. I need to use that.
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Be careful it's a...
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[whirring]
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...pencil sharpener.
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Good. And this is a desk.
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Now scram, Daddy's got
a fresh box of number 2s
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and he's gonna be a while.
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Sharpener's off the suspect list.
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What about Miss Jackson's desk lamp?
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It's eyeballing me, right?
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Quiet, everyone.
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[indistinct chatter continuous]
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Silence!
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Ahem, today is the day
we have all been waiting for.
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- Groundhog Day?
- Pizza day?
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- Pop quiz?
- Groundhog Day?
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Stop guessing!
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Today is the day anyone may sign up for...
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the Crab Queen Pageant!
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[all groan]
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[squawking]
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Stay out of this, seagulls!
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You'll never get this crown!
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Now, where was I, class?
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Oh, yes, I was once
the beloved Crab Queen.
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[all] We know.
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It was, and remains...
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[all] The greatest moment...
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- Of my life.
- ...of your life.
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So, who wants to throw
their claw into the butter?
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Who wants to enter the pageant?
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I mean, if no one volunteers,
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I guess I'll just have to wear
the crown for another--
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Hailey! Be cool, Veronica.
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You knew this day would come.
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Do not cry in front of the children.
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Well, I guess if no one else
ends up running,
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- Hailey will be the new--
- [pounding on door]
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Children, save yourselves!
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My name is Joanne Droid.
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I am new student from Canada.
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I am here for the Crab Queen crown.
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My data tells me
to come to these coordinates
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and enter the pageant.
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Ahem. Okay.
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Wonderful, an actual
competition this year,
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which I'll get to host.
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Joanne, you'll be running
against Hailey Banks.
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[gasps]
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Prepare to be destroyed, Hailey Banks.
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I think I'm in love.
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So I have a crazy theory,
but go with me on this.
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Joanne might be the Chaos Bot.
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Yeah, Scott,
pretty sure her weird behaviors
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aren't Canadian eccentricities.
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I mean, her name is Joanne Droid.
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A little on the nose, don't you think?
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I didn't see anything on her nose.
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[gasps]
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Is this seat taken, milady?
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I see you like to work out.
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Me too, but I guess that's obvious.
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Hey, Joanne.
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I just wanted to wish you luck
before the pageant.
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I am not here to make friends.
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I am here to destroy you, Hailey Banks.
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Water danger. Water danger.
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[droning]
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[objects crashing]
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Wow, that's... normal.
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What a woman.
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[droning]
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Okay, partner,
if we see anything suspicious,
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I'll inform Hailey.
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I am not your partner.
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I am doing important work over here.
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Were you able to translate any
more of the Chaos Bot's message?
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I'll have you know
this is a highly technical
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code-cracking process
with specialized dialects and--
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- So, nothing?
- No, nothing.
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[feedback squeals]
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Our school mascot Clawdia and I
are thrilled to welcome you
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to the annual Crab Queen Pageant.
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What a great turnout.
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I'm sure it has nothing to do
with missing fourth period.
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[Paul] It has everything to do
with missing fourth period!
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We hate fourth period!
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Ha-ha, okay.
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For the first time since I won the title,
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we have two contestants
vying for Crab Queen.
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So, the first time this century?
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[all laugh]
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They are just children, Veronica.
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They do not determine your worth.
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Time to begin the competition.
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First up: crab cracking.
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Who can remove the largest piece
of crab meat from the shell?
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Isn't she full of surprises?
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[Miss Jackson]
How many crabs can you name?
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Well, there's Claw-dia, and, um...
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Mrs. Crab?
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According to my search,
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there are more than 6,000
species of crab, and they are:
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bairdi crab, blue crab, coconut crab,
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Dungeness Crab, hermit crab...
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- horseshoe crab...
- [snoring]
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...zebra crab and zosimus crab.
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[snorts] Okay!
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Now it's time for the crab walk.
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Let's see your scuttling skills, ladies.
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[gasps]
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I am triple-jointed.
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Now my favorite part.
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If you were a crab,
which kind would you be?
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For me, it was always
the beautiful yet fragile
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blue porcelain crab.
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Um, I guess a hermit crab?
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[boy coughs]
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I am the mighty coconut crab.
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I eat hermit crabs as a snack.
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I crush everything in my path.
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Vote for me or feel the pain of my claws.
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[all cheer]
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[groans]
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Now we've come to the final portion
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of the competition: talent.
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- [all cheer]
- [gasps]
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Soon I will have your crab crown.
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[all, chanting] Joanne! Joanne!
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Got to admit, it's gonna be hard
not to vote for Joanne.
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[groans]
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But I mean, your Hula-Hoop
routine's super cool, too.
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Well, I know we still have
one more performance,
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but if you've already made up
your mind like I have,
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go ahead and text in your vote.
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Time glitch! This is bad.
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Oh, I must be running out of time.
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We need to stop that bot,
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even if it means exposing my secret.
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[screams]
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- Huh?
- Girls!
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Joanne is not what you think she is.
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And I'll prove it.
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[grunting]
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What are you doing, Hailey Banks?
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Man, your disguise is really on there!
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- [signal chirping]
- I got it. I got it.
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Hailey, I finally paid
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for the overpriced monthly subscription.
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Not a good time, Beta.
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Joanne is not the bot.
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She's just an eccentric Canadian.
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What?
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But if she's not the bot, who is?
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- [Chaos Bot] Chaos!
- [gasps]
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Chaos!
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Oh, no.
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[screaming]
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- [all scream]
- Where can I get one of those?
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Scott, we need to draw its attention.
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Do something.
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[Scott] Yoo-hoo, Mr. Chaos Crab!
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Come get me!
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Dang, you're good.
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Thanks. It's all in the hips.
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It worked. Oh no, it worked!
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Chaos!
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Throw me the hoop!
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Ha!
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[Chaos Bot] Chaos!
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[gasps]
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Chaos!
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[screams]
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Over here, you big bag of bolts!
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[electricity crackles]
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[all gasp]
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Chaos.
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[screams]
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Huh?
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[yells]
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Chaos...
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[all cheer]
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Joanne, you helped me.
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I thought you wanted to destroy me.
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Hailey saved Joanne. Joanne saved Hailey.
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It is the Canadian way.
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Helping Hailey? Gross!
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I can't believe we used to have a thing.
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Hailey, when you said "Hula-Hoop routine,"
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I was not expecting that.
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And those special effects?
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- Amazing!
- Um, yeah.
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That's totally what just happened.
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[all, chanting] Hailey! Hailey! Hailey!
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Attention! The votes are in.
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The new Crab Queen is Hailey Banks!
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[crowd cheers]
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[laughs]
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Hey, Joanne, how about we both
be Crab Queen?
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Ah!
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♪ She's charming, she's fab ♪
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♪ She's the essence of crab ♪
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♪ Her aura A stench of sardine ♪
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♪ To standing ovations ♪
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♪ She tosses crustaceans ♪
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♪ She's our Crab Queen ♪
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{\an8}♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ World's what you make it
Get up and chase it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Turning that into chance ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'm taking action Making it happen ♪
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{\an8}♪ No matter what Tomorrow might bring ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got the guts To do anything ♪
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{\an8}♪ The future's in my hands ♪
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{\an8}♪ Promise I'm on it I'm on it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪
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