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[narrator] Chaos Bots have been sent from the future

to stop the one person who can save the world.

Me?

[singers] ♪ Hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪

[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪

♪ Roller-skate All the way to Orlando ♪

♪ Use my earwax To make a candle ♪

[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hailey's on it ♪

[Hailey] ♪ Win first place ♪

♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪

♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪

♪ Eat an onion ♪

- Kiss my friend Scott? - Huh?

- [Scott screams] - [garbage can clatters]

[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey Hailey's on it ♪

It's perfect. Put in the bait.

[yelps]

Well, at least we know the trap works.

Hey, quit hanging around.

- [laughs] - We have work to do

- if we're gonna catch a-- - Chaos Bot!

I got it.

[grunts]

Help, Hailey.

[laughing] It's...

It's tickling me!

- [laughing] - Hold on, I just need to...

Gotcha, you scuttling scrap heap.

Beta, I was trying to catch that bot alive

so we could study it for clues about who sent it.

And I would've had it if you hadn't--

You weren't even close.

Uh, can someone cut me down?

Luckily, list item #213

will help you with your athletic ineptitude, Hailey:

"Earn a varsity letter in a school sport."

Oh, yeah, I forgot I added that.

Darn that uplifting sports movie.

[TV announcer] With only five seconds on the clock,

it's neck and neck.

But here's the pass, and...

Geraldine scores!

They said a giraffe would never play professional water polo,

but Geraldine proved them wrong!

Such a good movie.

Anyway, there's gotta be an easy way to get a varsity letter.

Ooh! Is there a varsity marbles squad?

- 'Cause I'm pretty good at that. - [marbles rattle]

I got a bonker, a shooter,

a snooger, a bumbo, a bumboozer...

- Hailey. - ...cleary, a swirly, a steely,

- a peewee, a turtle... - Hailey.

...a bumbo, a hogger, a popper,

- a plumper, a thumper-- - Marbles isn't a sport!

And I'm pretty sure those aren't even real words.

I know. Kristine is captain of the cheer squad.

I could ask her if you can join.

Cheerleading counts as a sport?

That's just dancing and pompoms.

Easy.

Seriously, can someone cut me down?

I can't feel my toes.

Ah!

And now this is happening!

- [beak knocking] - Why is it making that sound?

[school bell rings]

[dance music playing]

This is gonna be so easy.

Oh! Hailey's here! Hailey's here!

Cheer squad, you all know my bestie, Hailey Banks.

She's joining our cheer team!

I know we only have one game left in the season,

but I'm sure she'll make a super addition

to our cheer family.

Wait, there's only one game left?

Do I still get a varsity letter?

Of course, silly.

Anyone who performs at a game gets one.

Now meet your new cheer-mates.

This is Yoli, Vicky, Becky, Ricky, other-Becky,

Jonathan, Thad, and Mickey,

Third-Becky, Valentina, Buzzsaw too,

and our star flyer I'm talking about Lu... cy.

- Lucy. - I'm Lucy.

- L-U-C-- - [cat mewls]

Whoa!

How did that black cat get there?

I'm so living up to my n-i-c-k nickname,

"Unlucky Lucy."

Unlucky?

She's been struck by lightning five times.

And once was indoors. Don't ask.

Be careful, Lucy.

You are, like, our only flyer.

All right, let's hashtag "practice."

[dance music playing]

Hurdler, left. Hurdler, right.

Cartwheel to the right, back handspring to the left,

toe touch.

Whoa!

[panting]

That was a great warmup.

Warmup?

I'm used to it.

[indistinct whispering]

Uh, Kristine, I think I should go see

if there's a spot on the pickleball team instead.

You're all way better athletes than I'll ever be.

I don't want to mess up your squad.

Hailey, it's our squad and you're a part of it.

It was official the moment you entered the gym six minutes ago.

And we're all gonna help you get into cheer shape.

Right, team?

Kristine's r-i-g-h right.

Cheer-mates support cheer-mates.

And cheer-mates are there to--

Whoa! Catch you when you fall.

Such a good save, Hailey. You'll make the perfect spotter.

See? We need you.

I guess I can't let my cheer-mates down.

[all cheer]

'Cause we will need all hands on deck

for our brand-new cheer routine.

It's so pike-jump-tastic

it'll get everyone cheering,

even Bored Murray.

- [all groan] - Bored Murray?

Yes. At every game,

Murray Liu just sits there in the stands looking bored.

No matter what incredible flips we do

or how sparkly our spirit fingers are.

But our new cheer routine will get everyone on their feet,

even Bored Murray.

Especially with our brand-new move, the Flying Swordfish.

It's so dangerous, it's banned in 17 states.

But not this one.

[gasps] Oh, my gosh!

We should totally show Hailey.

Cheer squad, assemble.

[dance music playing]

Whoa, that was spectacular.

Whoa!

[loud crash]

[objects crashing]

[tuba honks]

Where did all these marbles come from?

[marbles clatter and roll]

Uh, that could have been anyone's snooker.

Well, at least she didn't get hit by--

[electricity crackling]

[Lucy] That's six.

[laughs nervously]

Lucy broke three bones

and had to have a flute removed from her nose.

I ruined everything.

The team must be so mad at me.

Uh, mad?

So I probably shouldn't have told them you were here.

Wait, you told them what?

Kristine texted me, asking where you were.

Something about the whole squad coming for you.

So I told her we'd be here.

[Kristine] Hailey Banks.

Uh-oh.

We've been looking for you.

After what you did to Lucy, you're gonna get...

a cake!

[all cheer]

But why would you bring me a cake?

Well, you seemed supes bummed about Lucy.

And we need you cheer-ready

so we can teach you the routine tomorrow.

Wait, you still want me on the team?

Even after I lost my marbles and caused Lucy to slip?

It was just an a-c-c-i accident.

I'll be fine. In a few months.

After extensive physical therapy.

Cheer-mates always forgive each other.

And sure, we can't do the Flying Swordfish move

without Lucy as our flyer,

but we can do the rest of the routine.

Which is why we need you more than ever.

Wow. Well, I'm going to try really hard, I promise.

[all cheer]

And I'll be there

to cheer on the cheerleaders.

Because cheerleaders need cheering, too.

[whistle blows]

Whoa! Ah!

Ah!

[weak grunting]

There's Bored Murray, looking bored again.

He's the w-o-r-s worst.

- [bones crack] - Ow, my arms.

Is he eating an entire turkey dinner?

[Kristine] Oh, no! That'll make him extra sleepy.

You know what that means?

That we shouldn't worry what one person thinks,

when everyone else is having a great time?

Pfft! No, silly.

It means we have to cheer twice as hard

to turn Bored Murray into Thrilled Murray.

Who's with me?

- We are! - Then let's go!

We're the Oceanside Crabs and we're here to say,

we'll beat the Carlsbad Cougars any day.

S-Q-U-A-D squad for life.

Oceanside Crabs are squad for life.

[crowd cheers]

Woo-hoo!

That's my full-on girlfriend

and my full-on best friend.

And you're a full-on buffoon.

[dance music playing]

[crowd cheers]

- [watch chimes] - Nice.

What happened? Is it Bored Murray?

Is he cheering for us yet?

Uh...

Yes.

Wait, no, he's yawning.

Now he's stretching.

And now he's closing his eyes for a nap.

Oh. Hashtag "sigh."

He's going into a turkey coma.

I guess we'll never get everyone cheering.

No. We're not giving up.

We still have one more ace up our pom-poms:

the Flying Swordfish.

But how? Our flyer's arms are in casts.

They're b-r-o-k not healed yet.

I'll be the flyer.

[all gasp]

But you've never practiced it before.

Well, I have something better than practice.

I have cheer-mates who believe in me.

And will hopefully catch me if I fall.

Plus, I've seen enough sports movies to know

that when things look impossible,

miracles will happen.

Even for a clumsy giraffe from Saskatchewan.

I don't know why you know a giraffe, but let's do it.

Cheer Squad, time for the Flying Swordfish.

[all cheer]

[dance music playing]

I'm doing it!

Huh?

I'm not doing it!

[grunting]

[all gasp]

[Hailey screams]

[buzzer sounds]

[whistle blows]

[indistinct murmuring]

- Yeah! - [all cheer]

That was...

not boring.

Whoo! Yeah!

Another list item done.

Cheerleading is way harder

than I thought it would be,

but I managed to get my varsity letter,

and an extra one for basketball, too.

Varsity letters are surprisingly easy to get at your school.

- [Scott] Ah! - Huh?

- [gasps] - Uh, this trap must be broken.

- It's supposed to trap a-- - [Hailey] Chaos Bot!

[grunts]

Gotcha! Go, M-E me.

Hailey! Impressive coordination!

Now bring that bag of bolts in here so we can investigate it.

Uh, a little help here?

- Hello? - [laser gun fires]

[Scott groans]

[Scott] Thank you.

[chuckles]

What a buffoon.