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[narrator] Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world.
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Me?
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[singers]
♪ Hey, hey, Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey] ♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
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♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
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[singers]
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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[Hailey]
♪ Win first place ♪
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♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh?
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- [Scott screams]
- [garbage can clatters]
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[singers]
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hailey's on it ♪
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{\an8}- [squawks]
- Ew!
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{\an8}Frank, I told you
this isn't your personal hot tub.
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[squawks]
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{\an8}Okay, Beta, try the pump again.
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Never get to do what I want.
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I got a list too. A list of complaints.
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- Did it work?
- [squawking]
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All right, now that you've wasted
half my day doing your chores,
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let's get back to the list.
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According to my calculations,
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your next most optimal list
item is number 232:
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"Learn to walk in high heels."
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Why would that be next?
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[off-key trumpet blasts]
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Presenting Princess Kristine.
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[Kristine] The carpet!
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Huh? Oh, right.
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Presenting Princess Kristine!
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And a carpet!
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For you, fair maiden.
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Ah!
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Hailey, will you be my dama?
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Yes. Of course.
Quick question, what's a dama?
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It means you'll be on the Court of Honor
for my quinceañera.
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That's a big party we have
in my culture when you turn 15,
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to celebrate going from a girl
to a hashtag, "woman."
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[off-key trumpet blasts]
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[squawks]
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And the theme I chose
is epic. "Medieval Majesty."
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[squeals]
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Wow, that sounds... majestic.
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It is! And Scott's gonna be
my Chambelan de Honor.
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That translates to "main dude."
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Not quite.
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And we all get to do
a big waltz at the reception.
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In front of people?
I don't know, Kristine.
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Oh, please, please, please,
please, please!
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I was gonna partner you
with my cousin Mario.
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[Hailey] I...
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would love to dance with Mario.
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If it helps, I am also available
to pick him up at the airport.
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[squeals] You are gonna look
so incredible, especially in these.
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Ice picks? Oh, good.
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If I can't walk in them,
at least I can scale a glacier.
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Silly, all you need to walk
in high heels is practice.
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You'll be a pro in no time.
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You got it! You're doing it!
Work it, girl!
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Ah! Confidence is key.
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Now you try.
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Work it, gir-- Whoa!
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[groans]
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At least you stood
all the way up that time.
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Now come on, it's time
to shop for our dresses.
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You mean that's not your dress?
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This is my party planning dress.
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By the way, my older cousins
are taking a weekend off
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from their runway modeling careers
to come too.
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They're identical triplets,
but they're easy to tell apart.
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Selena is the radiant one,
Thalía is the beautiful one,
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and Paulina is the gorgeous one.
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Great. Sounds like this'll do
wonders for my self-esteem.
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Right? It's gonna be so much fun.
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Whoa!
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[Hailey groans]
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I, Dr. Ricardo Sanchez, D.D.S.,
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welcome you to the quinceañera
of my daughter, Kristine.
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Por favor, disfruten la fiesta,
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have fun, and remember to take a bottle
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of my home-brewed hot sauce
as a party favor before you go.
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Very generous of you, Mr. Sanchez.
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It is. And please, call me Doctor.
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Also, please feel free to explore
my world-class pepper garden.
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It features the rarest
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and hottest pepper in the world,
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the black scorpion.
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[sighs]
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This is the best quinceañera
I've ever been to.
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I mean, it's the only one I've been to,
but still, the best.
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Yeah, and I'm so ready to waltz.
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If I can balance on one heel,
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I can definitely balance on two, right?
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Whoa! [groans]
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You got it. Work it, girl.
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What's wrong, Kristine?
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I haven't heard you...
[squeals] once tonight.
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[sighs] This isn't the party I planned.
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I'm grateful for it, of course.
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But I wanted a drawbridge
and a turkey leg truck,
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not ice sculptures and caviar.
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Every party we throw
looks like this.
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- So, what happened?
- Guess my dad changed it
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at the last minute.
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He does that sometimes.
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Great party, Mr. Sanchez.
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- It's Doctor.
- Oh. Sorry.
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Great party, Mr. Doctor.
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[chuckles] Come on, Scott.
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Mrs. Sanchez
just put out a charcuterie board.
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Ooh, I love charcooch.
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Mija, you look sad.
Are you not enjoying your party?
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It's just not how I pictured it.
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I know. It's better.
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Everything has to be perfect
for my hijita.
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The perfect flowers, the perfect food,
the perfect decorations--
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Ricardo, the Castillos are here.
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¡Excelente!
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Your father is excited
because the Castillos
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have the biggest prosthodontics
practice in town.
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And their son Javier is single.
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He's perfect.
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Which is why I've arranged for him
to be your Chambelan de Honor.
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- What?
- Ay, Ricardo.
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Don't worry.
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I got him private dance lessons
so he knows the waltz.
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Why would you do that? What about Scott?
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[grunting]
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¡Madre mía!
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No, no, I can get out.
I have done this before.
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Javier will do just fine.
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- [all giggling]
- [grunting]
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This is going to be
the best quinceañera ever.
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[squeals]
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So, that's why
I have to dance with Javier.
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I'm so sorry, Scott.
This is not what I wanted.
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Bummer. Anything I can do?
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Kristine, mija, come over here.
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You must hear this story
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about Javier's latest
spelunking adventure.
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- [sighs] I have to go.
- [gasps]
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Hey, want to play cream puff
basketball?
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I'll be the net.
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Sorry, Hales, but it feels wrong
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to shoot hoops
when Kristine feels so bad.
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I wish I could fix things for her.
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Or at least get her dad to like me.
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I'd give him a spelunking,
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but I don't even know what that is.
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Maybe you can find a way
to relate to Dr. Sanchez.
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Ah! You know, find a shared interest.
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[gasps]
That's a great idea, Hailey!
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Scott, wait. I think I'm... stuck.
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[grunts and yelps]
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And that is when my love
for brewing hot sauce began.
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I love hot sauce, Dr. Sanchez.
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Ilove hot sauce too. It's my jam.
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Actually, jam is my jam.
But hot sauce is great too.
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[sighs] Javier, this is Scott.
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Kristine's... friend.
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If you like hot sauce,
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maybe you should try a Dr. Sanchez brew.
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Scott, you don't have to--
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Hmm, kind of spicy.
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Reminds me of my mom's kimchi.
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The mild kind.
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Muy bien, Scott.
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Thanks, Mr. Doctor.
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[scoffs] Well, even my baby
sister could handle that sauce.
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Maybe we find something hotter.
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What else you got?
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My private collection.
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Made from my hottest peppers.
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How about I try all of them.
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[people gasp]
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Then I wil, too. First to cave, loses.
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And when I win, you leave.
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And when I win, Kristine dances
with whoever she wants.
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Hopefully me.
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But you can stay... to watch.
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[strumming]
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Looks like we have a sauce-off.
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- [squeals]
- Dad, this is really unnecessary.
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- Here are the sauce-off rules.
- What else you got in there?
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Each contestant
will drink a sample of sauce,
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from mildest to wildest.
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The first to succumb to the heat
and drink their milk
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will bring shame upon their family.
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This isn't exactly what I meant
by "find a common interest."
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Don't worry, Hales. Scott's on it.
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[gasps]
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[laughs]
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Ah!
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[groan]
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[whimpers]
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You have both impressed so far.
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But now, the hottest sauce
in my collection.
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Tooth Fairy's Revenge.
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[spectators gasp]
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[sizzles]
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Ugh!
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[gulps and gasps]
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[sizzles]
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[groaning]
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[chuffing]
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[squeals and gasps]
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Yes! I win!
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This is the face of a champion!
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Javier will dance the waltz with Kristi--
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- Enough!
- [guests gasp]
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Papi, I am old enough
to make my own choices.
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Even if that means winning
this dumb contest myself.
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Kristine, no. Not the black scorpion.
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It's too hot.
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- [gulps]
- [all gasp]
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I am an independent woman who can decide
who she dances with.
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Oh, wow, this is hot.
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Thank you.
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As I was saying,
being a woman means--
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Oh! It is really a delayed heat, huh?
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Oh! It's on the move!
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- [stomach gurgles]
- I'm feeling it lower now.
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[laughs nervously] Oh!
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Everything's burning.
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Ooh...
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whee!
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Anyway, I'm going to dance with
the Chambelan de Honor I chose.
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[guests murmuring]
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[mariachi music playing]
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I can't believe you just ate
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the hottest pepper in the world for me.
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Not for you. For me.
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Right. I'm really proud of you
for standing up for yourself.
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- May I cut in?
- Um, okay.
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I meant with my daughter.
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Oh, that makes more sense.
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Kristine, I must apologize
for my behavior today.
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I had no right
to take over your quinceañera.
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I'm so used to you being my niñita,
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but I shouldn't have treated you
like a child.
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You did, but I know it's only because
you want what's best for me.
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When I came to this country,
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I never dreamed I'd have a life like this,
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much less a little girl
as wonderful as you.
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- You've worked hard.
- Yes.
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But you only get one quince,
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and you deserve to have
what you want, not what I want.
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00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,523
You'll always be my princesa,
254
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:33,359
but today, Kristine, you are a queen.
255
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:34,902
[Kristine squeals]
256
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,617
[speaking Spanish]
257
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,577
[band playing upbeat music]
258
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:48,874
[all groan]
259
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,418
Hey, look! I'm doing it!
260
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,130
[wristband chimes]
And I'm never doing it again!
261
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,049
[band singing in Spanish]
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