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{\an8}Okay, Scott, just one more!
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I can't feel my brain!
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It's okay, Scott, you never had one.
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[whimpers]
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This one's for you, Great-Great-Grandpa.
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"Make a Popsicle stick replica
of the lighthouse," complete.
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Well done, Hai-- [grunts]
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Beta, you okay?
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[yelps] The Professor! You're here?
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Congratulations, Hailey!
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You just completed your 50th list item!
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All of us here in the future
are so proud of you. High five!
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Gotcha! I'm a hologram.
We can't really high five.
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[chuckles] Man, I wish I could see
the look on your face right now.
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[grumbles]
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You must have a million questions for me.
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Yes! Am I doing everything right?
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What happens in the future?
Is Taco Tuesday still a thing--
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And while I'd love to answer
everything, like I said,
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- I'm a hologram, and this is a recording.
- Of course, it is.
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Anyway, in celebration
of your amazing progress,
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I have a gift for you!
The first time we met,
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I left something special
for you in your room.
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I hid it in a place
I knew you would never look.
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Those roller skates
you begged your parents for
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and said you'd use all the time.
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I do use them all the time, kinda.
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Whoa! It's a...
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I don't know. What is it?
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That orb is an all-powerful item
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you invent in the future, Hailey!
High five!
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Gotcha! Ha! Still a hologram.
That never gets old.
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Anyway, to activate it,
all you have to do is--
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[Scott grunts, groans]
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Wait! What happened?
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Whoa, why is everything blue?
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And why am I sticky? Ow!
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[chuckles] No idea!
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{\an8}Ugh, ew, ew! Ugh! Ew!
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Dang it! Now I have no idea
what this thing does.
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Or how to activate it.
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Give it here. I can figure it out.
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Hmm.
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Well, I'm out of ideas.
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Enough of this orb-licking buffoonery.
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Let's get back to work.
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It's time for list item #200:
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"Get Chan Yee's autograph."
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- Yes!
- [squeals]
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Chan Yee is a legend among legends.
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She created the greatest superhero comic-
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turned-book-series-turned-
TV show of all time.
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I know! It's called Hero Force:
Force of Heroes, and--
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- I know!
- Wait, you know?
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Of course. I'm a huge fan.
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Also, you have a
Hero Force shrine in your room.
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[Hailey] Oh, right. [chuckles]
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This list item must have come up
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because this weekend is Hero Con,
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the only time all year
that Chan Yee makes a public appearance.
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Let's get our cosplay ready!
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[gasps] Wait! The orb!
It's perfect for my costume!
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Uh, no, no, no. Terrible idea.
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We still don't know what that thing does.
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"Heroes aren't afraid
of the unknown," Beta.
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Issue 534, where the Hero Force
visited the sideways dimension.
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I know what you're trying to do...
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and it worked! Time to get ready!
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[Hailey] Heroes, join forces!
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{\an8}I am Futurisma, and I stand for justice!
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I'm Silver Jaguar. Ra-ra-rawr!
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- [roaring]
- Rawr! Yeah, that's it!
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{\an8}And I'm the Hangry Giant!
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{\an8}And these muscles
aren't all padding. I'm yoked!
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[Hailey] That's not his catchphrase!
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It is now.
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And now, on to Hero Con!
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- Five hours down!
- [cheering]
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Five more till the doors open!
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[groaning]
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Whew! It feels so good to be out
in the open with this costume.
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I mean, I am far from
the weirdest one here.
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Heh, look at this dweebus.
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Hey, are you Jet Man or a tissue box?
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Both!
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Okay, Beta, don't abuse
your cosplay freedom.
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You can only get away with so much
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before people start asking questions.
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[woman] But it's all I could get!
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We can't do anything
with only three V.I.P. passes, Tia.
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What about the others in our group?
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They'll want to sit
in the front row with us
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and have all-you-can-eat shrimp.
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Maybe I should rip the passes into pieces?
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Ah, don't you dare!
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Those passes are worth
hundreds of dollars.
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I guess I'll just have to go find
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the three biggest
Hero Force fans in this line
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and beg them to trade their spot with us.
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[all] Hello!
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We would be happy-- no, thrilled--
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no, we would literally do
anything to get those passes!
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You want a thumb? I'll give you a thumb!
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I'll give you both his thumbs!
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And may I add, what an exquisite job
you've done
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with your Master Metamorphosis costume.
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I don't know.
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Do these guys look like big enough fans
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to be worthy of our V.I.P. passes?
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Please! Look, you can have
our sweet spot here,
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where your whole group can join you.
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All right, you've got yourself a deal.
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- V.I.P.!
- [cheering]
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Your V.I.P. line is right over there.
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Kinda weird that it's all dudes
in this V.I.P. line.
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[sniffs] But I can smell that shrimp!
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We're in line for the bathroom?
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[pants]
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Why does it still smell like shrimp?!
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We got scammed!
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Hey! There is no V.I.P. line! You lied!
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And I'm beginning to think
these passes are fake, too!
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I scammed you fair and square,
little girl, all right?
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And there's nothing you or cat boy
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or the hungry baby can do about it.
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Oh, there is something we can
do about it, actually.
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Get justice... by tattling.
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Security? We need to file
a complaint and--
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[all scream]
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He really is Master Metamorphosis!
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He's a shapeshifter!
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Oh... [chuckles] You must think
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I'm my handsome twin brother, Arlo.
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No, no, no, I'm Atticus.
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What happened, did my brother
sell fake passes
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and force you out of line?
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Well, he didn't force us,
we kinda told him
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he could have our spot.
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And he didn't sell us the passes,
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we kinda begged him to
trade them to us, but still!
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Well, then it sounds like
he scammed you fair and square!
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And that means you are in
possession of fraudulent passes,
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so I'm gonna need you
to vacate the premises.
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Move, move, move, move, move.
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Oh, man. This is just like Hero
Force issue number 481!
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439! Uh, I mean, 481!
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We need to do what the Hero Force did.
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Page after page of hero poses?
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No! Assemble the Heroes!
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We will face these bullies!
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[all] Yeah, we will!
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We will reclaim our spots in line!
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[all] Yeah, we will!
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And we will fight these tyrants
if we must! Let's go!
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- Nope, and that's why--
- [Hailey] Listen up!
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You messed with the wrong super-fans.
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Now you're gonna feel the wrath
of the entire Hero Force!
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Right, guys?
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Guys?
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Uh, we don't really do
physical confrontation.
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Fine. I'll do it myself.
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I am Futurisma, and I stand for justice!
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[all laugh]
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Look, I really need to get inside Hero Con
and meet Chan Yee.
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The future of the planet depends on me.
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[scoffs] Did you hear this kid?
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She actually thinks
she's gonna save the world!
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I think that costume's gone to her head!
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[snickering]
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[grunts]
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Futurisma? More like Futur-was-ma!
[grunts]
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[laughter]
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Come on, Hailey, let's get outta here!
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We can just buy some shrimp back home!
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I'm gonna do something crazy:
agree with Scott. Let's go!
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No!
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What these bullies did was wrong.
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Even if we can't win,
we need to fight for justice.
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[chuckles]
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[Professor] Hailey Banks, can you hear me?
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On your left.
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[gasps]
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[all gasp]
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[gasps]
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Heroes, Join Forces!
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I didn't eat anything before this,
so now, I'm hangry!
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Oh! So yoked!
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[screaming]
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[Tia] There are consequences
to our bullying!
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[cheering]
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See? I told you the Hero Force
was real, Mark!
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Uh, yeah! So did the orb bring
the Hero Force to life?
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Ha! No, these are cosplayers
from the future.
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Even in the way future,
Hero Con's a big deal to these nerds.
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- [groaning]
- I mean, "enthusiastic fans."
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See, the orb summoned me
when you needed help,
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and these guys jumped at the chance
to help the real Hailey Banks.
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Wow! So the orb will summon you
whenever I need help?
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It would have, but you smashed it,
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so looks like that was a one-time thing.
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Why would you put it on your costume?
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Thank you!
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Miss Banks, do you think
we could get a photo with you?
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Um, sure!
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Okay, "heroes," back in the portal.
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Jet Man left the lights on
in his hover truck.
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And yes, Hangry Giant,
I'm still buying you all chimichangas.
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Yes!
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Thank you so much, Professor.
I owe you one.
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Ooh, I'll cash in on that right now.
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Get me a Chan Yee autograph, too, will ya?
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I used to have one,
but I spilled a smoothie on it.
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I'm on it! But aren't you
forgetting something?
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Tomorrow's jackpot numbers?
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Oh, right! So nice not to be
cut-off for once! All right.
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[yelps]
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Classic Professor.
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[cheering]
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[drone] Delivery! Have a nice day.
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[groans] Stupid delivery drones.
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Yes! My Chan Yee autograph!
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Heroes, join forces!
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Aw, dang it!
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{\an8}♪ I've been through the fire
I've been through the rain ♪
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{\an8}♪ Yeah, I've been a fighter
Killer in the game ♪
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{\an8}♪ Held my head high
Bare-knucklin' the pain ♪
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{\an8}♪ Like a champion ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Rising from the ashes ♪
- ♪ Look what I've become ♪
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{\an8}♪ Spin the world off its axis ♪
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{\an8}♪ Like a champion ♪
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{\an8}♪ Never giving up
Never backing down ♪
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{\an8}♪ I was born to blaze trails
On dangerous ground ♪
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{\an8}♪ I'ma keep climbing till I get
The crown ♪
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