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[Beta] Chaos-bots have been
sent from the future
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to stop the one person
who can save the world!
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Me?
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♪ Hey! Hey! Hailey's on it ♪
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♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪
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♪ Rollerskate all the way to Orlando ♪
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♪ Use my earwax?
To make a candle ♪
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♪ Hey! Hey! Hailey's on it! ♪
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♪ Win first place
For world's cutest pet rock ♪
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♪ Do a corn maze
Hope I don't get lost ♪
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♪ Eat an onion ♪
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Kiss my friend Scott?
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Huh? Aah!
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♪ Hey! Hey! Hailey's on it! ♪
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[microphone feedback]
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[teacher] Students, please take your seats
for today's assembly.
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{\an8}Please also note that Fish Stick Friday
will now be next Thursday.
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We will still call it Fish Stick Friday.
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{\an8}So, I got everything we need
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{\an8}for the Strawberry Moon Owl Habitat.
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- The wood, the screws...
- The owl?
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Uh, no.
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{\an8}But if the habitat's good enough,
the owl will find it!
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{\an8}Then list item number 77,
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"Take a Photo with
the Strawberry Moon Owl,"
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will be complete!
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Whoa-ho-ho! Cool model!
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- Can I move in?
- You already did!
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Whoa, I look good tiny!
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We really have to get this right.
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The Strawberry Moon Owl only appears
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during a rare Strawberry Moon,
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so our window is kinda small.
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[Scott] Our window may be small,
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but our Scott is super tall!
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Tallest person ever!
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But yeah, I'm totally on board. [chuckles]
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Just not sure why you picked
a super rare owl
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instead of something easier,
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like those pigeons under the bleachers
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that are always fighting over curly fries.
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[squawking]
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Believe me, steering those pigeons
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away from a life of aggression
is on the list,
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but the reason I wanted
to get a picture with the owl
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is because this one
has special meaning for me.
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When I first learned to ride a bike,
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all I wanted was to ride on my own...
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- Ahh!
- ... but I doubted myself.
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And then, out of nowhere,
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there it was, the Strawberry Moon Owl.
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-[laughs]
- It was like it was calling to me
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I know it sounds weird,
but that owl was there for me...
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and it gave me the confidence
to believe in myself.
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Cool! That's what donuts do for me.
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[announcer] Oceanside!
Welcome to The Puzzledome!
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But first, reach under your seats, kids,
for a special surprise!
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Now, prepare yourself
for the world's most awe-inspiring,
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death defying,
electrifying cube-puzzle stunt team,
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the Cubix Dudes!
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White Knight! Steel Teal! Pink Lynx!
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Green Machine! Violet Pilot!
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And Orange... Guy!
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Whoo-hoo!
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♪ Like a champion ♪
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This is awesome!
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[cheering]
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So, what was the purpose
of doing this during school?
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I mean, even those unicyclers
last week did songs about math.
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Remember, kids: Plaque is wack!
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Ah, there it is.
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"You're my Fluoride or Die, Frailey."
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Frailey?!
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{\an8}You're welcome!
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Hey, Frailey! I mean, Hailey!
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I've been doing a lot of thinking
over the past seven minutes,
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and I really think cubing's my new thing!
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Scott, "cubing" isn't that easy.
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- It's a complex puzzle that requires--
- Done!
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...skills you apparently have?
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{\an8}You're a natural, bro!
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Well, hello, Mister Lynx.
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Allow me to-- Ow! What the beans?!
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[clears throat]
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As I was saying, Mister Lynx,
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you may address my autograph as follows:
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"To my most brilliant and tall fan, AC,
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who is exceptional in all ways,
but mostly in intelligence
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and also in height, I humbly bequeath--"
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Ah! My hand! It completely locked up!
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Uh-oh, looks like Cuber's Wrist.
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It's gonna be okay, little buddy!
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It's not gonna be okay!
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If he can't cube,
who will do the show tomorrow?
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We need someone with natural skill!
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Who also fits an adult medium sweatshirt!
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[Pink Lynx grunts] You'll never find
a replacement for me!
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You think some shlub
off the street can do what I do?
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- This shlub can.
- I think we found ourselves a replacement!
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Wait, are you serious?
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Of course, we're serious!
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Or my name isn't Green Machine!
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Is your name Green Machine?
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[Pink Lynx] It's Jeff!
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And your new name is Pink Lynx!
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Time for a photo shoot! Let's go!
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But, Scott, what about the owl habitat?
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I'll still be able to help. Don't worry!
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I'm worried.
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[Pink Lynx] My name is also Jeff!
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[grunts]
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Ahh!
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[yelps]
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Hey! Watch it!
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You do realize if I get crushed,
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you won't have me around to help.
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Playing Animal Party
and saying "build faster"
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isn't "helping," Beta.
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If Scott was here,
this never would have happened.
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He was supposed to be here hours ago!
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What's up, squares? Ha!
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In the cubing world, that's a good thing.
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In the real world, you're a buffoon.
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Had a pretty epic day with the Dudes!
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We did a bunch of interviews,
had a slammin' rehearsal,
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and then all crammed into a photo booth!
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Took us 45 minutes to get out of there.
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Well, I'm glad you're finally here.
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I was worried
you wouldn't show up to help.
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Admittedly, this habitat
is heavier than I planned,
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but, I mean, what was I gonna do,
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not include a walk-in bird bath?
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Don't worry, Hales!
I'll always be here for you.
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Even when I'm not here because
I'm out being a professional cuber.
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"Professional cuber"?
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Scott, don't get ahead of yourself.
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This is just another thing
you'll get bored with,
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like you've done with
so many hobbies over the years:
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- stone skipping...
- Celery juicing...
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Snail racing...
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But this is different!
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And I'll get a chance to show you
at our big show this Saturday night!
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Saturday night?! You imbecile,
that's the night of the Strawberry Moon!
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Sorry, Scott, but we need you to be here.
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But, Hailey, I don't
wanna lose this chance!
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And I don't wanna
let the Dudes down, either.
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But if you do the show,
then you're letting me down.
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[grunts] And honestly, Scott,
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my list is more important than your show.
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Is that right?
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Hailey, I'm doing the Cubix Dudes show.
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You'll have to find someone else
to help you this time.
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[gasps]
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[Beta in cute voice] "I wuv you!"
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[normal voice] No, I don't.
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[grunting]
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[sighs]
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[gasps]
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Hailey! You came!
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No, I'm Harley!
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Hey, you wanna hear a story
about my touring days?
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It's three hours long
and has no discernible end!
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[sighs]
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- Scott?
- [record scratch]
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No, it's Yacht. Yacht Lobster House!
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{\an8}I have your delivery order.
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{\an8}[Kai] Hooray! My dinner's here!
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[sighs]
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Hey, don't look so sad!
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You know I'll share my calamari.
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No, it's not that... [gasps] Ugh!
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I've ruined everything!
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The owl's never gonna come
without a habitat,
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and I totally ruined
my friendship with Scott.
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Hailey, your relationship
with Scott is incredibly strong.
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I've seen you hit him with a horseshoe
on three separate occasions,
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and he always comes back.
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Trust me, things will come together.
You'll see.
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How can you be so sure?
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Have I ever told you
about the night you were born?
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I was thrilled that night.
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To finally hold you,
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the little one I had dreamt
of for so long.
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But looking at you,
so peaceful, so fragile,
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I doubted myself.
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Was I smart enough, or strong enough,
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or good enough to be your dad?
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I felt like I needed a miracle.
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- And just then,
-[owl hoots]
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a Strawberry Moon Owl
landed on the windowsill.
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And at that moment, I felt
so connected to our ancestors.
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It was as if we were visited by the pueo,
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our family's aumakua,
our guardian spirit.
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It was then I realized I was
holding our own little miracle,
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a shining gift from the heavens above.
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That's why we chose
your middle name, 'Alohilani,'
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"the sparkling heavens."
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You've never told me that before.
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I still have a few stories up my sleeve.
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Like the time we almost left you
at the bus station.
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- Wait, what?
- Point is, the owl will come.
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E 'ike 'oe i kou hoa aloha.
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"Like a good friend, they're always there
when you need them most."
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Time for me to be a good friend, too.
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[crunching]
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[beeping, chatter]
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Yes, can I place another order
for calamari?
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And then in '96, I toured with
The Big Rude Crawdaddies,
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who, despite their name,
were really nice guys
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who were actually allergic to shellfish.
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[gasps]
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[sighs]
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[announcer] Bank of Temecula Amphitheater,
welcome to The Puzzledome!
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♪ I've been through the fire
I've been through the rain ♪
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♪ Yeah, I've been a fighter
Killer in the game ♪
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♪ Held my head high
Bare-knucklin' the pain ♪
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♪ Like a champion ♪
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- [cheering]
- ♪ Rising from the ashes ♪
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♪ Look at what I've become ♪
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♪ Spin the world off its axis ♪
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♪ Like a champion ♪
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♪ Never giving up
Never backing down ♪
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♪ I'ma keep climbing
till I get the crown ♪
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[cheering]
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[screams]
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Wow, Scott, hi, huge fan.
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Huge! Love your work!
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[chuckles]
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Can I have a name for the photo?
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Oh, man, I don't know,
how 'bout... Mister Photo?
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Scott, don't be ridiculous.
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It's Doctor Photo.
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[clears throat] It's Hailey.
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Got it. Frailey.
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That's not even a name!
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Scott, I'm sorry. I was wrong.
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Your stuff is just as important
as my stuff.
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And I'm happy to support your long
and fruitful cubing career
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no matter what.
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Nah, I'm done with cubing.
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- What?
- Yeah, I didn't really realize it before,
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but cubing, kinda pointless.
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Now let's get that photo
with the Moon Owl!
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Unfortunately,
the Strawberry Moon is over.
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But don't worry, we'll get the next one.
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Being here to support you
was way more important.
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- [chime]
- Wait! We accomplished the list item?
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How is that even possible?
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[photographer] Photo for Frailey!
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[Hailey gasps] Dad was right.
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Like a good friend, it was here
when I needed it most.
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$20 for the photo, please.
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-$20? What a rip!
- Hey, what's that?
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Go, go, go!
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