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[Beta] Chaos-bots have been sent from the future

to stop the one person who can save the world!

Me?

♪ Hey! Hey! Hailey's on it ♪

♪ Teach a cat To play the piano ♪

♪ Rollerskate all the way to Orlando ♪

♪ Use my earwax? To make a candle ♪

♪ Hey! Hey! Hailey's on it! ♪

♪ Win first place For world's cutest pet rock ♪

♪ Do a corn maze Hope I don't get lost ♪

♪ Eat an onion ♪

Kiss my friend Scott?

Huh? Aah!

♪ Hey! Hey! Hailey's on it! ♪

[microphone feedback]

[teacher] Students, please take your seats for today's assembly.

Please also note that Fish Stick Friday will now be next Thursday.

We will still call it Fish Stick Friday.

So, I got everything we need

for the Strawberry Moon Owl Habitat.

- The wood, the screws... - The owl?

Uh, no.

But if the habitat's good enough, the owl will find it!

Then list item number 77,

"Take a Photo with the Strawberry Moon Owl,"

will be complete!

Whoa-ho-ho! Cool model!

- Can I move in? - You already did!

Whoa, I look good tiny!

We really have to get this right.

The Strawberry Moon Owl only appears

during a rare Strawberry Moon,

so our window is kinda small.

[Scott] Our window may be small,

but our Scott is super tall!

Tallest person ever!

But yeah, I'm totally on board. [chuckles]

Just not sure why you picked a super rare owl

instead of something easier,

like those pigeons under the bleachers

that are always fighting over curly fries.

[squawking]

Believe me, steering those pigeons

away from a life of aggression is on the list,

but the reason I wanted to get a picture with the owl

is because this one has special meaning for me.

When I first learned to ride a bike,

all I wanted was to ride on my own...

- Ahh! - ... but I doubted myself.

And then, out of nowhere,

there it was, the Strawberry Moon Owl.

-[laughs] - It was like it was calling to me

I know it sounds weird, but that owl was there for me...

and it gave me the confidence to believe in myself.

Cool! That's what donuts do for me.

[announcer] Oceanside! Welcome to The Puzzledome!

But first, reach under your seats, kids, for a special surprise!

Now, prepare yourself for the world's most awe-inspiring,

death defying, electrifying cube-puzzle stunt team,

the Cubix Dudes!

White Knight! Steel Teal! Pink Lynx!

Green Machine! Violet Pilot!

And Orange... Guy!

Whoo-hoo!

♪ Like a champion ♪

This is awesome!

[cheering]

So, what was the purpose of doing this during school?

I mean, even those unicyclers last week did songs about math.

Remember, kids: Plaque is wack!

Ah, there it is.

"You're my Fluoride or Die, Frailey."

Frailey?!

You're welcome!

Hey, Frailey! I mean, Hailey!

I've been doing a lot of thinking over the past seven minutes,

and I really think cubing's my new thing!

Scott, "cubing" isn't that easy.

- It's a complex puzzle that requires-- - Done!

...skills you apparently have?

You're a natural, bro!

Well, hello, Mister Lynx.

Allow me to-- Ow! What the beans?!

[clears throat]

As I was saying, Mister Lynx,

you may address my autograph as follows:

"To my most brilliant and tall fan, AC,

who is exceptional in all ways, but mostly in intelligence

and also in height, I humbly bequeath--"

Ah! My hand! It completely locked up!

Uh-oh, looks like Cuber's Wrist.

It's gonna be okay, little buddy!

It's not gonna be okay!

If he can't cube, who will do the show tomorrow?

We need someone with natural skill!

Who also fits an adult medium sweatshirt!

[Pink Lynx grunts] You'll never find a replacement for me!

You think some shlub off the street can do what I do?

- This shlub can. - I think we found ourselves a replacement!

Wait, are you serious?

Of course, we're serious!

Or my name isn't Green Machine!

Is your name Green Machine?

[Pink Lynx] It's Jeff!

And your new name is Pink Lynx!

Time for a photo shoot! Let's go!

But, Scott, what about the owl habitat?

I'll still be able to help. Don't worry!

I'm worried.

[Pink Lynx] My name is also Jeff!

[grunts]

Ahh!

[yelps]

Hey! Watch it!

You do realize if I get crushed,

you won't have me around to help.

Playing Animal Party and saying "build faster"

isn't "helping," Beta.

If Scott was here, this never would have happened.

He was supposed to be here hours ago!

What's up, squares? Ha!

In the cubing world, that's a good thing.

In the real world, you're a buffoon.

Had a pretty epic day with the Dudes!

We did a bunch of interviews, had a slammin' rehearsal,

and then all crammed into a photo booth!

Took us 45 minutes to get out of there.

Well, I'm glad you're finally here.

I was worried you wouldn't show up to help.

Admittedly, this habitat is heavier than I planned,

but, I mean, what was I gonna do,

not include a walk-in bird bath?

Don't worry, Hales! I'll always be here for you.

Even when I'm not here because I'm out being a professional cuber.

"Professional cuber"?

Scott, don't get ahead of yourself.

This is just another thing you'll get bored with,

like you've done with so many hobbies over the years:

- stone skipping... - Celery juicing...

Snail racing...

But this is different!

And I'll get a chance to show you at our big show this Saturday night!

Saturday night?! You imbecile, that's the night of the Strawberry Moon!

Sorry, Scott, but we need you to be here.

But, Hailey, I don't wanna lose this chance!

And I don't wanna let the Dudes down, either.

But if you do the show, then you're letting me down.

[grunts] And honestly, Scott,

my list is more important than your show.

Is that right?

Hailey, I'm doing the Cubix Dudes show.

You'll have to find someone else to help you this time.

[gasps]

[Beta in cute voice] "I wuv you!"

[normal voice] No, I don't.

[grunting]

[sighs]

[gasps]

Hailey! You came!

No, I'm Harley!

Hey, you wanna hear a story about my touring days?

It's three hours long and has no discernible end!

[sighs]

- Scott? - [record scratch]

No, it's Yacht. Yacht Lobster House!

I have your delivery order.

[Kai] Hooray! My dinner's here!

[sighs]

Hey, don't look so sad!

You know I'll share my calamari.

No, it's not that... [gasps] Ugh!

I've ruined everything!

The owl's never gonna come without a habitat,

and I totally ruined my friendship with Scott.

Hailey, your relationship with Scott is incredibly strong.

I've seen you hit him with a horseshoe on three separate occasions,

and he always comes back.

Trust me, things will come together. You'll see.

How can you be so sure?

Have I ever told you about the night you were born?

I was thrilled that night.

To finally hold you,

the little one I had dreamt of for so long.

But looking at you, so peaceful, so fragile,

I doubted myself.

Was I smart enough, or strong enough,

or good enough to be your dad?

I felt like I needed a miracle.

- And just then, -[owl hoots]

a Strawberry Moon Owl landed on the windowsill.

And at that moment, I felt so connected to our ancestors.

It was as if we were visited by the pueo,

our family's aumakua, our guardian spirit.

It was then I realized I was holding our own little miracle,

a shining gift from the heavens above.

That's why we chose your middle name, 'Alohilani,'

"the sparkling heavens."

You've never told me that before.

I still have a few stories up my sleeve.

Like the time we almost left you at the bus station.

- Wait, what? - Point is, the owl will come.

E 'ike 'oe i kou hoa aloha.

"Like a good friend, they're always there when you need them most."

Time for me to be a good friend, too.

[crunching]

[beeping, chatter]

Yes, can I place another order for calamari?

And then in '96, I toured with The Big Rude Crawdaddies,

who, despite their name, were really nice guys

who were actually allergic to shellfish.

[gasps]

[sighs]

[announcer] Bank of Temecula Amphitheater, welcome to The Puzzledome!

♪ I've been through the fire I've been through the rain ♪

♪ Yeah, I've been a fighter Killer in the game ♪

♪ Held my head high Bare-knucklin' the pain ♪

♪ Like a champion ♪

- [cheering] - ♪ Rising from the ashes ♪

♪ Look at what I've become ♪

♪ Spin the world off its axis ♪

♪ Like a champion ♪

♪ Never giving up Never backing down ♪

♪ I'ma keep climbing till I get the crown ♪

[cheering]

[screams]

Wow, Scott, hi, huge fan.

Huge! Love your work!

[chuckles]

Can I have a name for the photo?

Oh, man, I don't know, how 'bout... Mister Photo?

Scott, don't be ridiculous.

It's Doctor Photo.

[clears throat] It's Hailey.

Got it. Frailey.

That's not even a name!

Scott, I'm sorry. I was wrong.

Your stuff is just as important as my stuff.

And I'm happy to support your long and fruitful cubing career

no matter what.

Nah, I'm done with cubing.

- What? - Yeah, I didn't really realize it before,

but cubing, kinda pointless.

Now let's get that photo with the Moon Owl!

Unfortunately, the Strawberry Moon is over.

But don't worry, we'll get the next one.

Being here to support you was way more important.

- [chime] - Wait! We accomplished the list item?

How is that even possible?

[photographer] Photo for Frailey!

[Hailey gasps] Dad was right.

Like a good friend, it was here when I needed it most.

$20 for the photo, please.

-$20? What a rip! - Hey, what's that?

Go, go, go!

[hooting]