All language subtitles for Blood.Drive.S01E06.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-RARBG_[English] (SUBRIP)

- Previously on
"blood drive"...

than the uptight little Hamlet
of meadeville?

- So what, this is some sort
of sex plague?

Arthur--
- come on.

- What the hell'd you do to me?

- Christopher,
wherever you're keeping him,

he's a good cop too.

- I knew you wouldn't
abandon me, buddy.

You got your boy on the inside.

- Listen.
I want tits murdering dicks!

- Guys, "blood drive's" getting
picked up.

We got future episode outlines.

We got air dates.
Everything's here.

Yes, I will take it down
to the hall of secrets.

- Karma was transferred
from Kane hill

to the claireview rehabilitation
center for women.

I've rerouted the next leg
to take you right past it,

but if you're the last one
across that finish line,

rules still apply.

- we only have one shot at this.

We gotta race balls out,
build up an early lead

so we have enough time.
- Great.

So we find claireview
and bust Karma out of there

and haul ass
across the finish line

before our heads explode.

- Pretty solid exposition.
- Oh, eat me, Barbie.

- so, um...

About last night.

I mean, with us.

I was under the influence.

So I just don't want things
to get, you know,

weird out there on the road.

- No, no, no weirdness.
- Okay.

- We're, you know,
got it on lock.

I'm--I'm dialed in.

So relax, Barbie.
You're off the hook.

But only because
I'm in a kick-ass mood today.

I'm gonna see my baby sister.

- I just think
we make a good team,

and I don't wanna mess that up.

- You really think
we make a good team?

- Yeah, I think
we complement each other.

Sort of the way a left-brain,
right-brain work together.

You know,
you're tough and street-smart,

and sort of, uh...

A murderer.

- Good morning, blood drivers.

Forgive my absence.

Last night's excitement left me

in a sticky situation.

Pretty sure that
some of you out there

might just be able to relate,

but this morning we begin

with the most frightening words

in all of blood drive:

There's been
a change of plan.

For the first time

in blood drive history,

we're racing directly

through the savage land.

- Drivers, start your engines.

- What do--what are you--

- you make it too easy.

Lighten up, Barbie.

We've just got grenades
in our heads,

driving blood-drinking cars
through the wasteland

in order to find Karma.

Piece of cake.

to keep that right foot down
and your eyes on the prize,

we rigged your car
to shut down for ten minutes

if you touch the brakes even
for a moment.

That's right,
ladies and gentlemen,

blood drive has gone brakeless.

See you at the finish line.

- a little fast.

Little fast.

Watch it.
Watch it.

- If we don't build a gap,
we're dead.

pedal boys.

- Making great time, hon.

- you know what's wonderful
about this moment?

- Potentially winning?
- No, no.

That we're doing it together.

- Oh, that too.

It's like we turned back
the clock.

- Yep.

Before you started killing
on your own.

In the bathroom
with the handle of a hairbrush.

Water running like I can't hear

what's going on in there.
Oh, god.

We're gonna be
a real homicidal couple again.

This is just super.

- When I started doing it
without you?

- Right.

- Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

- Are you ever at fault?

- There we go.
- Why do you drive me away?

- Ro's coming for ya!

Also means you're dead!

- There you are, partner.

- Not trying
to be a fuddy-duddy...

- Just hold on.
I'm coming your way.

'Cause I'm the man
with the plan.

- You're awake
much earlier than usual.

Who are you talking to?

- Nobody, baby.

I got some work stuff
to take care of

before my shift starts.

It's like we never get a break,
you know?

- I do not.

Security guards appear
to do very little.

- Wow.
Okay.

Agree to dis'.

- your behavior is strange.

You have more swagger.

Your body language is that
of an Alpha primate.

- Last night, a lot of things
changed between us, baby.

- You're referring
to our intercourse?

- Totally.

Oh, hey, might be home
late tonight.

Might grab a drink after work
so don't wait up.

Unacceptable.

- Hey, hey, hey.

Relax.

We took things to a new level.
You know what I'm saying?

Emotional levels.
Feelings.

We're, like, vulnerable
to each other's needs now.

So there'll be times
when you're gonna lean on me

and then other times...

when I'm not gonna come home
and do what the fuck I want.

- Yes, dear.

- really?
- Correct.

I have no reason
not to trust you.

- really?

Okay.

So I'll be back later.

- I look forward to it.

Have a lovely day.

- I think we got this.

If we keep this pace
we should be fine.

is that...?

- Barbarian horde?

Yep, that's a barbarian horde.

- did they--holy shit!

Okay.

stay calm!
Stay calm!

Don't brake!
Don't brake!

- Find me, you bitch.

- Aah.

- That was way too close.

- On the bright side,
we're in first place now.

What's wrong with looking
on the bright side?

Whoa!
Shit!

- I can't see.
I can't see!

- We got this.
- How exactly do we got this?

- I'm a great backseat driver.

Just ask Christopher.
Uh...

right, right, right, right.

- I don't know how long
i can keep this up.

- Okay, just keep it straight.

what're they doing?
- Where are they going?

- Oh, shit, slow down.
You gotta slow down.

More.
Stop the car.

- We can't.
- You gotta brake.

- We can't!
- The road's blocked ahead!

Stop--you gotta hit the brake!
- We can't!

Arthur, no!

- You're welcome.
- Engine disabled.

Ten minutes.

- We just got wile e. Coyote'd.

- End of the line.
Let's go, Barbie.

- Beep, beep.

- I got this.

How are you?
Name is Arthur Bailey.

Great to me--
- aah!

- oh.

What the hell?

you!

You were on stage
the night Arthur disappeared.

- I'm sorry but if you'd like
a signed photo

you'll have to send a
self-addressed stamped envelope

to 5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--

- where is he?
- Safe...

In my capable hands.

Where's Arthur?

- Is that who you're
really looking for

down here, Christopher?
Hmm?

I thought you'd joined
heart enterprises

for the robot pussy.

- How'd you know about that?

- How's that investigation
going, constable?

Hmm?

- Shut up.
What aki and I share

is none of your business.

- Aha.

I suspect trust
isn't what you're sharing.

You know, she's watching us
right now

through that new eye of yours.

Hello?

Hello.
Aki, darling.

Stop it!

- say hello to the misses.

- so, beautiful.

My name is Carolina.

Do you know where we are?

This is majora.
Our home.

They call us barbarians,

but it's not exactly barbaric,
is it?

The seedmakers
abandoned this resort

because it didn't produce
enough cash for them.

The penny...

- And the penis...

- Are all they care about.

follow me.

All right!

- take it off.

- The world went to hell
so you opened a Burke Williams?

- Males roll in the dirt
like pigs,

doesn't mean we have to.

- Look, I don't have time
for this.

I need to go get my sister.

- You'll find many sisters here,
grace.

- My real sister.

- Take a seat.

- Sit down.

- Relax.

When I get back, you and i
will have a nice, long chat,

and you can tell me all
about why you can't stay

here in paradise.

- Move it along.
Let's go.

the hell?

Fuck a chainsaw.

Oh, god.

What the fuck?

Oh, thank god.
Never again.

I'll never come in here again.
I promise.

- What do you want from me,
domi?

The only language I speak
is English.

- Not you language, idiot.
Your love language.

Did you read any of the books
that I gave you?

- Oh, yeah, that's what we need.

Another book to tell me
how to make "kiss coupons"

or my--my "seven daily
marriage affirmations."

- It doesn't work
if you don't try.

No wonder we can't
make any progress.

You're emotionally immature.

- You don't even have emotions!

The doctor said so!

- It's not my fault
those books are a scam.

All you do
is treat me like a kid,

telling me what to do
all the time.

- I wouldn't have to
if you read a book

that told you how to be a man.

- I'd like to get out now.

- Can't stop.
No brakes.

Besides, if I left you behind,

your head would blow up.

More importantly, so would mine.

- Good, because I'd rather be
a smear on the highway

than have to ride another mile

with a...

- A what, cliff?
Say it.

Say it.
Or are you too stupid?

- Well, I was stupid enough
to marry you!

Apologize.

No.

- Engine disabled.
Ten minutes.

- Well, then we're gonna
sit here until we both die,

because there is no way that
i am crossing the finish line

with a pathetic little loser
like you.

Oh.
Hello.

- I suppose
this is my fault too.

- Hey.

Water.

Please.
Water.

Thank the goddamn tits.

Finally, another dude.

Shh.

Don't tell 'em I got this.

Don't get your hopes up.

It only opens this door.

Keep the juices flowing, man.

You're gonna need it.

- How long have you been here?

- Uh...

No idea.

- what do they want from you?

- The only thing they can't get
on their own.

The clam ram.

- You mean they...
- Look for yourself.

- ah.
Oh...

- Quiet!

- Ah, oh, god!

Oh, shit.
Oh, god.

- How are you still alive?

- Eh, it's not so bad.

After a while,
it just kind of tingles.

Glad there's another bro here,
though.

Move it.

- Hey, dude...

Welcome to paradise!

- Can I get a beer?

Ah.

Ah, I am loving
this little pit stop.

- Yeah, we'll see how much you
love it when we lose the race

and our heads explode.

- Half the field is
back on the highway

waiting for their cars
to turn on.

There's more than enough time
to enjoy

a bit of majora's hospitality.

And this is so refreshing.
Don't you think?

- Like citrus breeze.

- Stop right there.

Torrent downloaded from RARBG

- back down.

I understand your resistance,

but I want you to tear down
your wall and be free.

Everybody's free here at majora.

Yeah, what about him?

- Every person here is free.
- Yeah, got it.

Um, all right, well,
thanks for the wash and wax,

but I have places to be,
so where's Arthur?

- Is Arthur your male?

- No, he is not my male.

He is my partner,

and we have a rehab facility
to get to,

so if you ladies don't mind--

- claireview rehabilitation
center for women?

- You know it?

- We were inmates there.

Tortured by their guards,

their men,

but we burned that hell hole
to the ground.

So if you're still trying
to find claireview,

why don't you head up north
and look for the crater?

It might still be smoking.

- Another dead end.

Goddamn it, Karma,

you never make this easy,
do you?

- Karma d'argento's your sister?

- How do you know that name?

- She's been with us
since the beginning.

- Take me to her.

- Hey, yeah, uh, sorry.
Could I, uh...

Uh, could I, uh, you know,
get a beer?

- Ah, sorry, man.
All out.

- You got a whole coo--
you got a whole cooler.

- We gotta get outta here.
- Nice.

- Don't be such a whiny bitch,
dude.

The ladies feed us,
give us beer,

and all we gotta do
is jizz for it.

Basically,
we're living the dream.

- They suck semen
out of your body

with a milking machine.

- Yeah?

But at least the machine's
not allowed to vote.

Am I right?

Up top...Like...

Grace's male.

Let's go.

- Batter up, man.

Let it all hang out.

- Hey, thanks for the beer, man.
- Yeah, no problem.

- No, I'm a hugger.

- Whew.

- we're afraid our audience
won't be able to connect

to any of these characters.

They barely even wanna fuck 'em.

- Because they're not cool.

Maybe we should have 'em
in sunglasses.

- And smoke.
Smoking and sunglasses.

But there needs to be a story.

Subtle,
nuanced characterizations

of love, betrayal, and--

- no one cares about story.

We told you that.

- Yes, tell me again
about how my show works.

- We intend to.
I reviewed your sdcs.

They are well below
target range.

- My strategic dismemberment
counts are 38% above target.

- And your survival rates
are too high.

Your per capita maim number's
the lowest we've seen

in a decade.
- And worst of all,

in your most recent race report,

I count 15 typos.

15.

- Impossible.
- You're aware of our policy

mandating the use
of the Oxford comma?

what the fuck, man?
- Nothing more than

a stylistic conceit
of publishing houses.

Entirely gratuitous
to precise language.

- That's enough, slink.

I'm sorry.
All this bend-your-wrist

song and dance horseshit
just doesn't do it for me.

Here's the top line note.

Between the meadeville fiasco
and the escapades at Kane hill,

you've lost control.

Our in-house viewership has
spiked to an all-time high

since you've been absent.

We're going public.

"Blood drive" will air

worldwide starting
next Wednesday.

Finally.

- Without you.

- What?

But how?

How?
You--you--you can't just--just

plop the "blood drive"
into people's homes

without my guiding hand.

A work like this,

it needs a singular voice,
an artist,

and I will not compromise
my vision for anyone.

- We don't need you.

- fine.
We'll do it your way then,

but I'd like a larger trailer.

Just tell me what you want.

- I want you to die.

- What do you mean,
we can't kill him?

What the fuck is
a holding deal?

Jesus.

I guess we've still got
some bullshit to work out.

- we owe our lives
to your sister.

All of majora exists
because of her bravery.

She led the revolt
at claireview.

I always knew that I was strong,

but when I saw
your sister fight, damn.

She made us brave.

She made us all brave.

This is a holy place.

- Wait, where's Karma?

- I'm sorry.

Karma fell in the revolt.

There was nothing I could do.

- Wait.
What do you mean?

- Karma's dead.

- how did she die?

- There was so much chaos.

All I know is
she fought like a warrior.

- She died alone?

- She died surrounded
by her sisters.

- No!

I'm her sister.

I should have been here.
I should have--i should have...

I need to be with her alone.

- Sisters, leave us quickly.

Quickly!

can I ask you...

Why'd you two part ways
if you were so close?

- It's complicated.

There was this guy that--

- you see?
Men.

Men took Karma away from you,
and men took Karma away from me.

- Oh, for fuck sakes, just go!

- aah!
- Causing trouble already?

- What you're doing
to those men is immoral.

- The seedmakers have food,
shelter, a reason to ejaculate.

That's all the beasts need.

Put him on the altar,

and when he's dead,
kill the short, silly one too.

Up, up!

- domi.

- Your wife's
not gonna save you.

She can't fight as well as us.

- Shut up.
- It's not her fault.

It's genetics.

- come on, baby.

Get me out of here.

Ladies, I want to thank you

for the delightful spa treatment
and refreshments...

- But it's time
i see myself out.

- Hello, honey.

How was your day?

- Oh, you know.

How was yours?

- Acceptable.

- I know this is new
to both of us.

Relationships are work and shit.

But when you installed
my prosthetic eye,

did you install
some sort of software

so you could see
what I'm seeing?

And some sort of...

Puke-Cannon?

- how else could I trust you?

- Baby, why?

- One of my many objectives is
to maintain a level of control

over heart assets.

- Is that all I am to you?
Just--just another asset?

'Cause I thought
we had something--

- oh, baby.

I'm an autonomous
kinetic intercourse machine.

I have no emotional directives,

and even if I did,

they would not be affected
by filling my semen reservoirs.

- but...I thought
i could trust you.

- Trust?

Like I could trust you
not to snoop around

where you don't belong?

if you were attempting
to manipulate my emotions,

Christopher...

I'm afraid you've
only manipulated yourself.

I have no emotions.

I feel nothing.

- so we'll just keep it casual,
i guess.

after all...

You're literally

just a sex object.

- I was too late.

All those miles I raced,

all those people I killed.

none of it mattered.

Is this what it felt like?

is this what it felt like
when I left you?

'Cause it hurts so bad.

Grace!
Aah!

- I thought she'd come for me.

- Ah, forget about her, man.

You wanna...

I don't know...

Sneak into
the seeding room and...

Milk ourselves?

You know, teach 'em a lesson?

hey there, handsome.

Grace!

Aah!

- No grace, no mercy.

Aah!
Aah!

Why are hot girls
always so mean?

You keep on talking

and you'll die.

- I can't help
that I'm charming.

- All seedmakers,
you're all the same.

You killed Karma
and you destroyed grace's life!

- No, no, no,
you got it all wrong.

I'm trying to help her!

- Leave him alone!

Ugh.

- I didn't want you to see this,
grace,

but I'm glad you're here now.

This is the only way
you'll be free.

you did this.

Sisters, defend majora!

- Grace.
Grace.

Cut the ropes.
We'll take her together.

- I got this, Barbie.

it's girl's night.

- You're poison, grace.

Brainwashed by the capitalists

and the warmongers

and the seedmakers.
- Shut up, Carolina.

Your bullshit's already killed
one d'argento.

- It wasn't my fault.
I loved her.

- Grace, what're you doing?

- Let's see
if you can kill another.

I'm done fighting.

Aah!
- Grace!

- You're a fucking disgrace
to your kind.

- Yeah?
What kind is that?

Huh?

An angry, bitter piece of shit

that blames the world
for her mistakes?

That's not what I taught
my sister,

and I know that's not what
she would want for this place.

- You failed her.

Just like I failed her.

'Cause here's the truth.

No matter what shit
you've been through,

it doesn't justify
hurting other people.

He taught me that.

- Then it's a lie.

- No, the truth's the truth,

no matter what idiot says it.

so come on, Carolina.

I'm dying to see what
a washed-up failure like you

can do to me.

- Grace!

Why you laughing, huh?

Huh?
- Is that all you got?

- What,
you can't finish the job?

- I know what
you're trying to do.

You want to be punished
for your guilt,

and I won't be part of it.

Come on, Carolina.

- Look how quickly
we've torn ourselves apart.

- grace.
What'd you do to her?

- Nothing we haven't done
to ourselves.

- I'm so sorry we had
that little kerfuffle.

- I'm sorry too.
It was completely my fault.

You know, you're right.

Solving problems together,

that's when we're at our best.

- I'm so glad you said that
because...

I have a little project
that the two of us can share.

- sweetheart,
that is the most romantic thing

anyone has ever done for me.

- I'm sorry about Karma.

I know there's nothing I can do
to bring her back to you.

but all that pain
was put on you by heart.

Your sister is
one of thousands of victims.

the truth is...

I don't know how I can do this
without you anymore.

so no more bullshit.

Nothing tying us down.

You and me working together

actually stand a chance
to fight heart

for Karma
and all the rest of 'em.

grace, we're so close.

I need you.

grace, talk to me.

Can you hear me?

Grace?

Grace?