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Nigeria we hail thee.

Our own land native land,

though tribes and tongue may differ

in brotherhood we stand.

Oga what are you singing?

Our National anthem of course.

Our own land native land?

Where did they write that one?

It is our own dear native land oga.

Kali, please don’t stress me.

Something that they just changed for no reason two days ago,

how do you expect me to know it?

That’s true.

But hold on,

If they want to be taking things like that,

you understand, bringing old things back

they should also bring back the old price of fuel,

the old price of transportation and all that.

You understand.

Now you’re talking.

So they mean that

all the labour of our heroes past will now be in vain?

Kali -Yes.

You said I don’t know how to sing it right?

Yes.

You that knows how to sing it, sing it then let me hear.

You want to test the king?

Yes.

Alright then.

Nigeria we hail thee.

Our own dear native land.

Though tribes and tongue may differ,

in brotherhood we stand.

Nigerians all, are proud to serve

our sovereign

Motherland. -You feel it?

King Kali my man.

Hold on.

What’s that guy doing there?

What’s he doing?

Come let’s hide and see.

What is he doing like that?

Kali I don’t know.

Oh ye book.

I’m done with you.

Go your way, I go my way.

He has thrown the item away.

He’s going.

He’s going.

Let’s go and see.

Really? -Yes.

Be careful.

Kali what is this?

I don’t know but it’s feeling like a book.

Kali.

Yes.

This thing looks worthless,

just drop it let’s go please.

I should drop it?

That’s the problem I have with you.

You don’t have the foresight for hustle.

The way you see this thing, look at the book

it even has hair like a Ram.

Don’t you know that with this book,

if you find someone in the museum to buy it

the least price will be 5,000 Naira.

See Kali,

No museum would buy this book.

A book with no historical background.

Kali let’s just go, please.

Don’t worry,

when I meet with Giz-Giz, I know he will have

one or two connections to the people in the museum,

that’s when you will know.

Don’t come and beg me to give you anything.

If you insist, let’s go.

This book has some kind of weird writings and drawings.

I still don’t understand what kind of book it is.

[Phone vibrating]

Hello Pepe.

Yes my love.

No problem,

I'll be with you in no time.

Okay.

-King Kali my man. -What’s up?

I have to rush to go see Pepe.

Wait, I don’t understand.

Have you finished learning the new national anthem,

that you are going to see a woman?

I know what your problem is,

womanless man.

Really?

You think that's my problem.

Because you think-

No problem.

No problem.

Kali don’t worry.

Alright then.

I’ll see you soon.

If she cooks, holla at me.

No problem.

Let me learn these things. -King Kali my man.

Let me learn these things gradually.

Okay, later then.

These ones will need Google.

Cause I don’t even-

[Phone vibrating]

Mama Nonso.

Hello Mama Nonso.

Was it not last week?

I'll pay you.

Yes, I'll pay you.

Yes, I remember-

Yes, I will remember and gather the money,

I’ll come and give you.

Yes.

How much am I even owing her?

What did I buy?

Pure water,

I need to write it down somewhere.

Where will I-

Book and-

I'll just write it somewhere here.

The gods are wise.

It came with a pen.

5 sachet water,

one soft drink.

Soft drink.

What’s that again?

Two noodles.

Noodles.

I think erm...

I think that’s it.

Let me go and look for money to pay.

Hold on.

Was this thing here when I wanted to sit down?

It was not here.

How did it appear here?

Sachet water-

Hold on.

No it cannot be.

What!

Okay, let me try.

One loaf

of big

bread.

What’s happening?

Huh?

Hello Boma.

Meet me in your house.

King Kali my man.

Bomalistica.

Kali.

Yes.

Where did you get all these from?

From this book Boma.

Anything I write inside, comes to life.

Kali, what kind of thing is that?

Do I look like a kid, you can deceive?

Kali, tell me now.

Be honest with me,

where did you get these things from?

Hold on Boma,

are you doubting the king?

Never shall I, but be truthful this time.

Alright, hold on.

One plate of rice

and chicken.

King Kali my man.

Told you.

You did not lie.

I told you.

This is real.

Yes of course.

Kali rice?

And chicken.

Give me,

I’m the one who ordered for it.

Kali.

Yes.

What kind of book is this?

Erm...

I don't know.

It doesn't have a name yet but

I'll just call it...

writing come through, you know

there’s dream come through?

Yes.

This one is writing comes through.

Writing comes through.

Yes, let me taste my chicken.

Wow.

The rice is sweet.

King Kali my man.

Bomalistica.

In that case,

can we try and see

if it can bring something that has life?

Something that can breathe.

That’s true.

Oh is true, these ones don’t have life.

You can imagine.

It’s ture.

So what are you suggesting then?

Chicken

Like a live chicken?

Live chicken.

Okay.

Live chicken.

Look at it there.

Kali.

Boma catch it before it runs.

Catch it!

Catch it!

This is real.

Yes.

King Kali my man.

Yes.

I told you.

Boma.

Wow.

We have a business.

That's true Kali.

But uhm...

can I try to write something?

What do you want to write?

Let me use it and create my...

female spec.

What?

I mean, my kind of woman.

Let me try.

Hold on.

Hmm...

E enter!

Boma see,

You cannot.

See,

I'm going to protect this book with all my life.

You cannot-

A woman is your problem?

I'm talking about hustle,

you’re bringing a woman into the matter.

Kali it’s not like that,

you can just help a friend.

There's nothing there.

Let me just write- -Woman!

Okay in that case,

can you write my own rice?

I'm hungry, let me eat.

Now you’re talking.

We’ll take this chicken

to those men that makes suya.

So what are the things you’re selling?

We have Yam, Rice, Indomie,

-Beans.

Like normal daily survival things.

And our things are not expensive.

Alright then I think I’ll take yam.

One tuber of yam.

Pick it.

Alright let’s go.

Let’s go.

Mama Chisom -We’re here.

So fast.

You see, feel it.

You’ll need somebody to-

Are you sure you can carry this one?

I can see it.

You tried.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hold it.

King Kali my man -Yes.

You know it’s you and I that are into this business.

Yes.

Please allow me, let me experience how it feels to write.

Really?

Let me do the writing this time.

You want to write to life.

Alright then,

write two macaroni.

Two macaroni.

It’s for Mama Chisom.

Two macaroni.

Oh!

It’s here.

Wow.

Alright, let’s go.

Let’s go and give her.

Kali -Yes.

I’m feeling this slight headache,

I don’t know...

Really?

I don’t know if I can follow you please.

Let me rest a little.

It’s not far, let’s just-

Kali please,

let me just rest it’s not far,

please just go let me sit down and wait for you.

This small sales, we’ve not even gone into the real-

don’t you know we’re going into crude oil.

Alright then, no problem.

Boma.

The book.

Let me...

let me go.

Kali don't you trust me?

Let me hold it till you come.

Boma don’t write anything inside this book.

Don’t write anything.

Come on Kali, why are you sounding like this?

Why would I write something?

Kali thinks he’s wise.

Yes, her name will be Lovina.

So that she can love me till eternity.

Lo...

vi...

na...

Hello.

who are you?

You summoned me here.

I’m yours for life.

No!

It can’t be.

You’re not my spec,

it’s not you I wanted to summon.

May be I made a mistake.

I would have specified on the kind of shape,

height, colour.

How do I-

How do I make her disappear?

Please!

Don’t come close to me!

No I don’t want.

Boma.

King Kali my man.

What’s up?

Why are you sweating?

Why are you not sitting down?

And you complained of having headache.

Nothing.

Okay, see

just know that I will not give you the normal percentage,

I was the only one who made the sales.

Kali for that, there’s no problem.

Hope you did not write anything inside this book?

Come on.

Because you know I don’t trust you.

What’s up?

It’s like it’s going to rain.

[Kali screams]

Kali -Yes.

Boma.

What did you do?

Kali.

I’m sorry.

I...

I wrote my spec on a page and I tore it.

I don’t understand, spec?

[Stuttering]

What’s that?

My dream love.

Woman!

A woman Boma?

[Kali screams]

Boma.

Kali.

Where are you?

It’s me.

Kali.

Put on your phone light, you have it right?

Yes.

Put it on.

Something passed.

Yes.

What is that?

Kali.

Boma.

My friends!

Kali I’m sorry.

Welcome my friends.

[Boma & Kali screaming]

Eweleke!

It’s Over!