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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:09,028 Move it, dorkus. 2 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,659 Okay, I think you're next. I'll take your ticket. 3 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:19,121 Come right around this way. Keep your back straight. 4 00:01:19,288 --> 00:01:20,998 Put your books down on your lap. 5 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:25,127 Now, look right up at the camera, okay? Nice smile. Here we go. 6 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:28,798 Let me focus right over here. Okay. Get you in. 7 00:01:28,964 --> 00:01:30,257 That's good. 8 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,843 Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina. 9 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,137 - It's Jenna. - Look over here, Gina. 10 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,056 It's Jenna! 11 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,362 Oh, God. 12 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:54,198 Oh, no. 13 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,582 I've had enough already. 14 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:15,553 Hey, Jenna. 15 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:17,638 Matt, please. No more pictures. 16 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:21,058 Come on. It's your 13th birthday. We gotta document it. 17 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:33,904 - Hi, Tom-Tom. - Hey, Jenna. 18 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:36,490 Hi, Beaver. How's everything at the dam? 19 00:02:38,242 --> 00:02:40,619 - So how'd yours come out, Rink? - Not so good. 20 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:42,746 Yeah, mine aren't so hot either. 21 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:46,584 - Tom-Tom, yours are great! - Yours are the best. 22 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,420 God, you're so photogenic. 23 00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:50,963 I'll meet you out front. 24 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:54,592 Do whatever you want. It's not like she needs a play-by-play. 25 00:02:57,720 --> 00:03:00,264 - Freakazoid. - See you. 26 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:04,101 Jenna, could I talk to you a tiny sec? 27 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:09,189 I told Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party. 28 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,318 - And he said he wanted to come with. - Really? 29 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:15,905 Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, because we really wanted to. 30 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:17,615 - Didn't we, girls? - Totally. 31 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,909 - So, so much. - We're so sorry. 32 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:22,912 Miss Measly's up our butts with this group project... 33 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:25,122 and Chris is gonna help us out... 34 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:28,125 so I guess he can't come either. 35 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:34,214 - I could write your report for you. - Fabuloso. 36 00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:46,185 You know, I can't believe you invited those clones. 37 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:47,978 They're my friends. 38 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,689 Six Chicks are not your friends, okay? 39 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:53,400 Well, almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick. 40 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:57,613 There's six of them. That's the point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick. 41 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:59,657 It's just mathematically impossible. 42 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,326 You're cooler than they are. They're unoriginal. 43 00:04:02,493 --> 00:04:05,579 I don't wanna be original, Matty, I wanna be cool. 44 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,833 - Want some Razzles? - Razzles are for kids. 45 00:04:10,668 --> 00:04:12,419 Exactly. 46 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:19,510 - Arrivederci. - Au revoir. 47 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,760 - Hey, sweetie. - Happy birthday! 48 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:04,179 Tell us about your new life as a teenager. 49 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,724 What did you do? Are you wearing a bra? 50 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:10,769 - Go away! - Oh, honey, what's wrong? 51 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:13,480 Wayne. Self-image. 52 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:17,443 - Jenna, it's going to be all right. - It is not, Mom! Look at me! 53 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:22,197 - This is not okay. This is fatal. - It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic. 54 00:05:22,364 --> 00:05:23,699 I hate my life. 55 00:05:23,866 --> 00:05:26,201 You don't look like girls in Poise magazine... 56 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:29,246 but you're beautiful in your own way. 57 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:31,707 I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way. 58 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:34,293 I wanna look like these people. 59 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,421 Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models. 60 00:05:38,547 --> 00:05:43,010 "Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the 30s are the best years of your life." 61 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:44,678 I wanna be 30. 62 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,556 Well, you will be, honey. 63 00:05:47,723 --> 00:05:50,893 But right now you're my beautiful 13-year-old. 64 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,426 - Happy birthday! - Oh, my God. 65 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:28,639 This is just part one of your present. I got something else to give you later. 66 00:06:28,931 --> 00:06:30,474 What is it? 67 00:06:31,141 --> 00:06:35,062 You know how you always wanted a Barbie Dream House? 68 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:41,235 Well, I decided to make you your own Jenna Dream House. 69 00:06:44,822 --> 00:06:49,284 - You made all this? Oh, Matty. - Yeah. 70 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:54,289 See, that's you in your bubble bath, reading your favorite magazine. 71 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:57,876 And there's your bedroom, with a massive stereo... 72 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,337 and every record ever made. 73 00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:01,964 The good ones. 74 00:07:02,131 --> 00:07:07,553 And there's that bum Rick Springfield loafing on the couch. 75 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:13,058 And there I am, to make sure the creep keeps his hands to himself. 76 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:18,605 Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust. 77 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:23,443 It says, "This wishing dust knows what's in your heart of hearts. 78 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:26,113 It'll make all your dreams come true." 79 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,469 They're here. 80 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,430 What do we do? 81 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,059 Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just gonna put this away, okay? 82 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,187 So there's room to dance. 83 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:03,192 Put some music on. 84 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:09,740 Dad, you promised you were gonna stay upstairs. Go! 85 00:08:13,577 --> 00:08:15,829 Hi, guys. The party's downstairs. 86 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,674 Fabuloso. 87 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:15,806 - What is this? - I'm not sure. It's Matt's. 88 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:28,068 Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules. 89 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:33,490 Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people. 90 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,243 - Freak. - Robot. 91 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,292 I'm gonna go next door and get my Casio. 92 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:46,795 Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not like I need a play-by-play. 93 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,674 See you, loser. 94 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:58,390 Hey, I have an idea, girls. 95 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,892 Let's play Seven Minutes in Heaven. 96 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:03,520 You can go first, because you're the birthday girl. 97 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,397 How does that one go, again? 98 00:10:05,564 --> 00:10:09,359 Well, you go in the closet, and some lucky guy's gonna go in there... 99 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:13,989 and do whatever he wants with you for seven whole minutes. 100 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,992 And guess who wants to go first. 101 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,036 - Who? - Chris Grandy. 102 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,663 - No way. - Way. 103 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:32,132 Before I forget, where's our project proposal? 104 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,468 - On the table. - Thanks. 105 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:37,888 Remember, no peeking. Keep that blindfold on. 106 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:42,392 And just so you know, Chris loves going for second base. 107 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,783 Let's go. I think I can get my brother to buy us some beer. 108 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,418 - I got the cheez doodles. - Wait, give me that drink. 109 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,213 Thank you. Leave it, George. Come on. 110 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:19,096 - What's going on? - Jenna's waiting for you in the closet. 111 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,618 I thought you weren't gonna come. 112 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,295 Where are you? 113 00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,469 Oh, Chris. 114 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:03,640 - It's not Chris, it's Matt. - What are you doing here? 115 00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:07,727 - Where's Chris? - He's gone. Everybody left. 116 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,732 - What'd you do? - Nothing! 117 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,110 - Yes, you did! - I just went to get my Casio! 118 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,946 - Get out! - Wait! Jenna, let me talk to you! 119 00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,490 - Get out! No! - Jenna, please, just come out! 120 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,326 I hate you! I hate me! I hate everybody! 121 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,496 - Jenna, what are you talking about? - I wanna be 30! 122 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:29,958 Just let me play you this song, okay? It'll make you feel better. 123 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:35,255 I wanna be 30. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 124 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:39,468 Thirty and flirty and thriving. 125 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:44,639 Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 126 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:49,686 Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving. 127 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,273 Thirty and flirty and thriving. 128 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:48,161 Mom? 129 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,796 Mom? 130 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,260 Dad? 131 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,474 What is happening? 132 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:57,230 Oh, what is happening? What is going on? 133 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,123 "Jenna Rink." 134 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:19,878 "Jenna Rink. Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink." 135 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:21,838 I live here. 136 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,804 - Hi. Sorry we missed your call. - Dad? 137 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:32,641 Well, not that sorry, because we're in the Caribbean. 138 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:37,395 So we'll be back on the 18th, so call us then. Have a good day. 139 00:15:37,562 --> 00:15:40,732 You went on a cruise without me? 140 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:47,614 Oh, this is a dream. This is a really weird dream. 141 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:11,638 - Hey, sweet bottom! - Oh, my God. 142 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:23,191 I know you're there! And my parents are totally gonna be home any minute! 143 00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:26,778 Hey, where's the conditioner? 144 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,323 - You're naked! - Well, not yet. 145 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,079 You could join me if you want. 146 00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:39,999 Sweet bottom! 147 00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,258 Can you hear that music? 148 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:51,010 Jenna? Can you hurry up a little bit, please? 149 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,805 He made a commitment. Jenna? Can you come over here? 150 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,808 I don't care if you have to grab him by his testicles... 151 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,144 I want him in New York in 12 hours. 152 00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,604 He needs to be at the party. Hold on a second. 153 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,607 - Get in the car. - I don't get in the car with strangers. 154 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,776 Get in the car. We're gonna be late. 155 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,112 - I don't know you. - Just get in the car. 156 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:11,781 - Not with strangers! - You're being paranoid. 157 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:15,076 Sweet bottom! Don't make me come down there and grab you. 158 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:18,913 Lucy Wyman. He has my number. Could you please get in the car? 159 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,707 - Jenna! - We are gonna be late. 160 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:25,420 Look, he made a commitment. He has my number. My name is Lucy Wyman. 161 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:26,796 Just go away! 162 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:34,262 Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the slip dress is a little '97. 163 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:37,891 - Unless it's retro. - Are you really my best friend? 164 00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,311 - You're pregnant. - Oh, no! Oh, my God, no! 165 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:44,481 Thank God. You scared me. What did you do last night? 166 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,942 See, that's the thing. Something really strange is happening. 167 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,820 I slept in an apartment I've never seen before... 168 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:54,324 and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy. 169 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,117 Oh, God. Not his thingy. 170 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:59,287 Driver, could you please pull over, since we're here? 171 00:17:59,454 --> 00:18:01,998 - Stop! - Wait. I don't wanna get out of the... 172 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:05,168 I don't think you're listening. Wait, hang on. 173 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,422 Wait, listen to me. I'm 13. 174 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,550 If you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27. 175 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,262 Wait! I know it sounds strange, but some weird dream is... Like that! 176 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,473 Do you hear it? Did you hear that? 177 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:22,811 Would you stop being ridiculous? It's probably just Richard. 178 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,981 - Who's Richard? - You drink too much. 179 00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,025 Richard, your boss. 180 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:32,862 Brown, curly hair. British. Richard. 181 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:34,697 - Hello? - Hey, sweet bottom. 182 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:39,285 You. You. Put on your pants and stop calling me "sweet bottom." 183 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,538 - Look, baby... - And get out of my house! 184 00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:43,206 Who is that? 185 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:46,417 I don't know his name. I don't know what's happening. 186 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,462 Okay, Jenna. Jenna. Just calm down, okay? 187 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:54,217 We have a meeting in 10 minutes. I'll tell you what to do. Repeat after me: 188 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:57,887 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 189 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,557 - I am? - Repeat it. 190 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:04,686 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor. 191 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:06,062 I'm a tough bitch. 192 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:13,820 - Say it. - I am a tough bitch. 193 00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:17,323 I'm gonna walk into that office, I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over. 194 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,993 But that's not the point. I'm not hung-over... 195 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,705 I'll walk into that office and not let anyone know I'm hung-over. 196 00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:28,251 Because the future of Poise depends on me. 197 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,920 Poise? 198 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,382 Oh, jeez. 199 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:40,930 Poise magazine. Thank you. 200 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,057 Good morning, Miss Rink, Miss Wyman. 201 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:46,269 - Good morning. What's her name? - Who cares? 202 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:49,272 Jenna. Please don't yell at me, it's not my fault. 203 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:51,608 They need a decision right now. 204 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,943 - Just pick one. - That one. 205 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,653 Love. Knew it. Genius. 206 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,448 Eminem's on the phone. He wants a decision now. 207 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,783 Plain. 208 00:20:02,285 --> 00:20:04,787 Peanut. Plain. 209 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:09,292 There's the dynamic duo! I trust my executive editors are late again... 210 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,045 because they were out promoting us at parties. 211 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,923 - You got it, Richard. - Richard. You're my boss. 212 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,508 That's right, baby. Who's your daddy? 213 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:18,927 Wayne Rink. 214 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,304 Morning. 215 00:20:24,933 --> 00:20:27,310 Two words: summer, Saint Barts. 216 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:30,146 Oh, you're not gonna go to Fire Island this summer? 217 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:33,066 - Are you insinuating I'm gay? - It's a joke. 218 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,161 Is there anything else you need from me, Miss Rink? 219 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,999 You mean like a favor? 220 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,835 Sure. Like a favor. 221 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,463 - I need to find this guy in New Jersey. - Okay. 222 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,006 I have his number. 223 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,347 - Arlene, will you leave us, please? - Sorry. 224 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,942 Jenna's a little hung-over today. 225 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,696 Rough. 226 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:22,198 Okay, children. 227 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:38,923 I wonder which one Holly Housewife is going to go for. 228 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:42,051 The 10th or the 11th secret? 229 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:55,398 Seven months in a row now they scoop us. 230 00:21:55,565 --> 00:22:00,028 I mean, it's like they've got Sparkle-cams hidden in all our walls. 231 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:03,239 Richard, we're installing passwords. 232 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,575 We're building firewalls on all the computers. 233 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:08,036 - Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. - Did you? 234 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,749 I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She always took notes. 235 00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,418 - She was a secretary. - Yeah, whatever. 236 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:20,882 Our party tonight is now huge. 237 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,176 We need to make an unequivocal statement... 238 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,553 that Poise is still hot and happening. 239 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:29,015 Now, we need a newsstand circ analysis done immediately. 240 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:32,977 I also strongly suggest we take apart our F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B... 241 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:36,355 think about new heads, decks and slugs. Jenna, what do you think? 242 00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:39,776 Can I go to the bathroom? 243 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,766 It's the naked guy. 244 00:23:20,817 --> 00:23:25,655 "Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime. Love you, Madonna." 245 00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,200 I'm friends with Madonna? 246 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,793 Here are your messages. 247 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,129 And your mother called from Barbados. 248 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:43,631 My mom called? I wish you'd told me. 249 00:23:43,798 --> 00:23:46,008 Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink. 250 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:49,178 I thought you said never to bother you with family calls. 251 00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:52,682 - I did? I said that? - Please don't fire me. 252 00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:56,102 No, no, I won't. It's not your fault. I forgot that I said that. 253 00:23:56,269 --> 00:23:58,271 Next time my mom calls, let me know. 254 00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,897 Yes, ma'am. 255 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:03,860 Oh, I have that information that you asked for. 256 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:06,028 Matt! 257 00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:09,157 The phone number you gave me was his parents'. 258 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:12,785 I told them that I worked for Visa and he's in a lot of trouble. 259 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,329 You lied to the Flamhaffs! 260 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:20,209 He's in the Village. 212 Bank Street, apartment 2B. 261 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:23,754 - Which village? - The... Greenwich Village. 262 00:24:23,921 --> 00:24:26,549 Oh, right. Cool. 263 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,553 Wait! Should I cancel your 2:30 meeting? 264 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,475 Sorry. 265 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:40,229 Excuse me? 266 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,690 Sir? 267 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:47,111 Hello? 268 00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,848 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah. 269 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,226 Hi, this is Jenna and I'm looking for Matt. 270 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:21,687 I don't know if you're him, but if you lived on Spruce Street... 271 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:25,524 and if your favorite shirt is a gray velour one, I need to speak to you. 272 00:25:25,691 --> 00:25:29,695 Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that. 273 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:34,283 If you're here from Ming Gardens, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it. 274 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:45,002 You're not Chinese. 275 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,755 - Matt? - Yeah. 276 00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:53,219 You're tall. You're different. 277 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,265 - Yeah. - You don't know me? 278 00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,767 That's weird, because yesterday you were there. 279 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:02,311 No, it wasn't yesterday, because I'm not 13. 280 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,605 - Jenna. - Yes! 281 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:07,566 - Jenna Rink. - Yes! Matt, it's me! 282 00:26:15,032 --> 00:26:17,868 - Hey. - Oh, Matty! 283 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,870 Come on in. 284 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:26,836 You still take pictures? 285 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:30,840 Yeah. You know, it pays the bills. 286 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,175 Hey, Jenna, what are...? Why are you here? 287 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:37,054 Matty, I told you. Something really weird is happening. 288 00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:40,391 Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then.... 289 00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:43,185 And then today I woke up and I'm this. 290 00:26:43,352 --> 00:26:46,188 And you... I mean, you're that. You get it? 291 00:26:46,355 --> 00:26:51,110 Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Falling into a K-hole? 292 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:56,073 - Are you doing drugs? - No. No. Look... 293 00:26:56,240 --> 00:27:00,619 I was sitting in my closet and I skipped everything. 294 00:27:00,786 --> 00:27:03,914 I mean, it's like a weird dream. I can't remember my life. 295 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:06,042 You need to help me remember my life. 296 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,419 - Me? I can't do that. - Why not? 297 00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:12,214 I don't know anything about you, all right? 298 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:15,217 I haven't seen you since high school. 299 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:19,930 - What? - We're not friends anymore, Jenna. 300 00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:23,809 - Matty, you're my best friend. - No. 301 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:28,731 Okay. It's cool. 302 00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:31,692 - It's cool. - Is it warm in here? 303 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:35,571 It's... Maybe I should open a window. 304 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,908 I need fresh air and a glass of water and a fluffy pillow. 305 00:27:39,075 --> 00:27:42,244 Have a seat. I'll get you some... You want a glass of water? 306 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,039 - You want ice in that? - I want a fluffy pillow! 307 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:48,250 A fluffy pillow, coming right up. Sorry. 308 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:52,755 You all right? 309 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:59,887 Jenna, I think you should go back to your apartment. I'll help you find it. 310 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:05,810 We went separate ways. We went to different colleges, different careers. 311 00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:09,105 Well, what about Christmas? Didn't you wanna see me then? 312 00:28:10,523 --> 00:28:13,692 I think I saw you through a frosted window once, six years ago. 313 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:16,070 - Six years ago? - Yeah. 314 00:28:16,237 --> 00:28:18,322 Wasn't I home last Christmas? 315 00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:21,742 I don't know. Doesn't your crowd do Saint Barts for Christmas? 316 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,702 I don't know. 317 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:26,122 Is this you? 318 00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:30,292 Yeah. This is where I live now. 319 00:28:36,674 --> 00:28:39,635 Okay, so, nice seeing you. 320 00:28:42,179 --> 00:28:43,764 Good luck. 321 00:28:45,307 --> 00:28:48,018 - Okay? - Okay. 322 00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:51,147 - Bye. - Bye. 323 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,527 Matt. 324 00:28:57,987 --> 00:29:00,030 Who is Saint Bart? 325 00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:11,250 The most depressing years of my life. Our high-school yearbook. 326 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:12,835 Matt, was I a Six Chick? 327 00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:15,713 Yeah, you were pretty much their leader. 328 00:29:19,550 --> 00:29:22,094 There's Tom-Tom. I wonder what happened to her. 329 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:26,098 Last I heard, you were still good friends. I think you even work together. 330 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:29,101 Lucy. Oh, my God, yes. 331 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:33,355 She's Lucy Wyman now. She looks so different. 332 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:37,693 Yeah, she's pretty big into the whole plastic surgery movement. 333 00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:40,571 - I was the prom queen. - Yep. 334 00:29:40,738 --> 00:29:44,366 - And I went with Chris Grandy. - Yep. 335 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:48,746 Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it. I got everything I ever wanted. 336 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:52,833 Yeah, Jenna, you got it all. Congratulations. 337 00:29:55,377 --> 00:29:57,087 It's your phone. 338 00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,014 - Hello? - Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm... 339 00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,517 your limousine pickup for 8:30 this evening. 340 00:30:09,683 --> 00:30:13,312 My...? Yes, my limousine for 8:30. 341 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,940 I will be prepared to take my ride at that time. 342 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:18,234 Oh, can you tell me where I'm going? 343 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:22,696 - The Palace, 27 Wall Street. - Thank you. 344 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:26,367 I'm going to a party in a limo! 345 00:30:27,785 --> 00:30:31,580 Great. Looks like you're back to your old self. I should probably go. 346 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:35,125 - You don't wanna go to the party? - No, I gotta work. Thanks. 347 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,670 Shoot, I forgot you have a job. 348 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,756 - It's kind of cool we both have jobs. - Totally. 349 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:45,427 Well, if you decide you want to come, it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street. 350 00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:48,931 Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna. Bye-bye. 351 00:30:49,598 --> 00:30:51,225 Matt. 352 00:30:52,309 --> 00:30:56,188 - Yeah. - What if this isn't just a dream? 353 00:30:56,897 --> 00:31:00,067 What if what I wished for actually happened? 354 00:31:00,943 --> 00:31:04,863 Then you got everything you ever wanted. You might as well enjoy it. 355 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,117 All right, Jenna. 356 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,708 - Matty. - Yeah. 357 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:19,545 - Arrivederci. - I'll see you. 358 00:31:19,712 --> 00:31:22,256 - Matt. - Yeah. 359 00:31:23,674 --> 00:31:24,967 Au revoir. 360 00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:02,856 - I'm Jenna, by the way. - Yeah, I know. I'm Becky. 361 00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:05,067 How old are you, anyway? 362 00:33:05,234 --> 00:33:07,903 - Thirteen. - Me too. 363 00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:10,322 Used to be. 364 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:15,244 Why are you talking to me? 365 00:33:15,744 --> 00:33:19,748 - Why not? We are neighbors, right? - But you usually ignore me. 366 00:33:22,543 --> 00:33:26,088 - I like your shoes. - Thanks. 367 00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:27,548 I like your dress. 368 00:33:27,715 --> 00:33:31,218 It's because I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out. 369 00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:35,139 - I like your bag. - Thanks. 370 00:33:35,305 --> 00:33:38,183 You should come by sometime. I've got a zillion of them. 371 00:33:38,350 --> 00:33:41,395 - Really? - Yeah, it'd be totally cool. 372 00:33:41,562 --> 00:33:43,772 Hey, Becky? 373 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:47,234 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah, sure. 374 00:33:47,401 --> 00:33:50,738 Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? Because I totally am. 375 00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:54,450 I think that's kind of the point. 376 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:21,268 Try it. It's soft-shell crab. 377 00:34:34,281 --> 00:34:35,824 Thanks. 378 00:34:49,004 --> 00:34:50,339 Hi, Tom-Tom. 379 00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:53,592 Oh, God, no one's called me that since I had my nose job. 380 00:34:53,759 --> 00:34:56,678 - You had a nose job? - Yeah, and yours is better. 381 00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:59,139 Anything to drink, ladies? 382 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:03,185 - An apple martini. - Can I have a lemonade, please? 383 00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:07,481 Oh, wait. Make it a piña colada, not virgin. 384 00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:09,858 Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it. 385 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:11,777 There you two are. 386 00:35:11,944 --> 00:35:14,822 Lucy, very nice. 387 00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,032 Sort of a dangerous mermaid look. 388 00:35:17,199 --> 00:35:20,202 And you.... Barbie meets Britney. 389 00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:22,538 You look just "scrum-didlee-umpcious"! 390 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:24,623 I know. I mean, thank you. 391 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,876 Everybody Wang Chung tonight, right? 392 00:35:30,504 --> 00:35:32,464 Here you go. 393 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,262 Thank you. 394 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,057 - I'm sorry, it's late. - We're keeping you up, are we? 395 00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:44,685 It's only 11:00. Stay a while. 396 00:35:52,109 --> 00:35:55,279 It's 11:00 on a school night, and I'm at a party. It's so cool. 397 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:59,074 It's 11:00 and people are leaving. This is a disaster. 398 00:35:59,241 --> 00:36:00,701 It is? 399 00:36:00,868 --> 00:36:03,704 Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here? 400 00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:06,248 - Who? - Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett. 401 00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,959 Twelve o'clock and headed our way. 402 00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:14,548 Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing? 403 00:36:14,715 --> 00:36:18,802 My God, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food? 404 00:36:18,969 --> 00:36:21,013 Put some crab in your purse for later. 405 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,850 You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine. 406 00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:28,186 Or you could change the name to something more appropriate... 407 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:32,691 like Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic. 408 00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,359 You know what? 409 00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:39,740 You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all. 410 00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:42,618 Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked. 411 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:45,120 - I care about winning. - This is delicious. 412 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:49,666 Ladies. 413 00:36:56,089 --> 00:36:58,133 Do I smell? 414 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:00,302 Do I have bad breath? 415 00:37:00,469 --> 00:37:05,265 - Am I malodorous in any way? - No. 416 00:37:05,682 --> 00:37:09,227 People seem to be running for the exit like someone set off a stink bomb. 417 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,646 I don't smell anything. 418 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:12,981 I think he means the party is a stinker. 419 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:17,653 A dud. A flop. A zero on a scale of one to 10. 420 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:20,822 Maybe if somebody played something else. 421 00:37:20,989 --> 00:37:23,492 - Something with a melody. - Play whatever you want. 422 00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:28,163 All I know is if those people don't start dancing really, really soon.... 423 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:32,042 Here's to early retirement. 424 00:38:48,243 --> 00:38:50,162 Matty! Matty, come here. 425 00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:55,417 - Hey. - Matty, come here. 426 00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:57,669 "Thriller." Matty. 427 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,756 Me? No, no, no. Take that thing away. 428 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,925 - "Thriller." Come on. - No way. 429 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:06,011 Come on, man! Go! 430 00:39:06,762 --> 00:39:08,180 Jenna, no way. 431 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,098 Come on, let's go. 432 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,933 I don't remember those moves. 433 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:15,771 I haven't done this in 15 years. What are you, crazy? 434 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,446 Tear it up, dude! 435 00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:33,872 - Come on, Matty. - All right, all right. 436 00:39:37,334 --> 00:39:39,711 Okay, here we go. 437 00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:58,313 Go, Arlene! 438 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,612 Come on, let's go! Let's go, Jenna! 439 00:40:30,178 --> 00:40:32,347 Go, Richard! 440 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,703 - Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go. - What do you...? 441 00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:57,455 - I'm sorry. - Wait. Don't. 442 00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:59,833 Matt. 443 00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:03,545 Groove on, baby! 444 00:41:08,717 --> 00:41:11,219 I adore you! 445 00:41:34,242 --> 00:41:38,538 - Miss Rink! Miss Rink! - Your credit card. Your credit card! 446 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:21,665 - Thank you. - To being 30. 447 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:24,751 - I've decided it's gonna be awesome. - Of course it is. 448 00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:28,296 You're thin, you're hot, you can get any guy you want, "biatch." 449 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:32,300 Not to mention, biatch, the hottest magazine editor in the world. 450 00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:34,135 Second hottest. 451 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,429 - Tied for first? - Deal. 452 00:42:37,681 --> 00:42:40,016 And speaking of hot.... 453 00:42:40,183 --> 00:42:44,271 Mr. Hotty behind you is totally scamming on you right now. 454 00:42:53,947 --> 00:42:57,659 He is not. He's totally cute. 455 00:42:57,826 --> 00:43:00,578 - Should I go talk to him? - You're not married. 456 00:43:04,708 --> 00:43:06,334 Good. 457 00:43:16,011 --> 00:43:17,595 Hi. 458 00:43:19,639 --> 00:43:21,933 Could I borrow your ketchup? 459 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,768 Sure. 460 00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:28,940 I actually came over here... 461 00:43:29,107 --> 00:43:31,359 because I think you're really cute. 462 00:43:33,028 --> 00:43:37,115 - So do you wanna go out sometime? - Yeah. Can you drive? 463 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:41,244 Time to go. What, do you wanna go to jail? I meant that guy. 464 00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:43,204 The man? Oh, gross. 465 00:43:43,872 --> 00:43:47,125 No more daiquiris for you tonight. 466 00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:50,128 You can never find a taxi in this neighborhood. 467 00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:52,964 Oh, my God. It's the naked man. 468 00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:55,592 - Hey, beautiful. - He thinks I'm beautiful? 469 00:43:55,759 --> 00:44:00,180 - Well, he should. He's your boyfriend. - My boyfriend? 470 00:44:01,931 --> 00:44:04,601 Why is that lady asking for my boyfriend's autograph? 471 00:44:04,768 --> 00:44:06,061 Thank you so much. 472 00:44:06,227 --> 00:44:08,229 He may not be the best New York Ranger... 473 00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:10,565 but he's the Ranger with the best ass. 474 00:44:12,442 --> 00:44:13,735 Jenna? 475 00:44:14,361 --> 00:44:16,738 - Oh, my God. Matt. Hi! - Hey. 476 00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:19,574 How are you? 477 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,911 I'm sorry about the other night. 478 00:44:23,078 --> 00:44:26,581 - Beaver, is that you? - Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you? 479 00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:28,875 You lost all your baby fat. 480 00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:32,837 - How does the Beave stay warm? - Yeah, it's good to see you again too. 481 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,715 I almost didn't recognize you. Did you get a nose job? 482 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:38,259 I can't believe you're here. What are you doing? 483 00:44:38,426 --> 00:44:42,764 I'm... I'm actually... I'm doing some shopping with my.... 484 00:44:42,931 --> 00:44:45,183 Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancée. 485 00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:49,187 - I'm Jenna. - Matt told me all about... 486 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:53,024 his blast from the past. It was really sweet of you to stop by. 487 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:56,403 Matty's the sweet one. I don't know what I would've done without him. 488 00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:59,364 - I'm sure you'll be fine. - Are you a photographer too? 489 00:44:59,531 --> 00:45:02,325 I see you guys have spent so much time talking about me. 490 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:04,869 - Wendy's an anchorwoman. - Anchorperson. 491 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,831 I do the weather for WWEN in Chicago. 492 00:45:07,997 --> 00:45:11,876 Matt and I were just talking about him finally joining me in the Windy City. 493 00:45:13,461 --> 00:45:16,714 - You're moving to Chicago? - We were just discu... 494 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:19,217 We haven't really... Is that Alex Carlson? 495 00:45:19,384 --> 00:45:22,220 Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late. 496 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:23,721 Well, hi. 497 00:45:24,639 --> 00:45:26,391 - Hey. Who are you folks? - Hey. 498 00:45:26,558 --> 00:45:30,061 I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt and this is his friend Wendy. 499 00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:36,317 - Fiancée. - Right. So weird. And this is.... 500 00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:40,905 You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you. You're a great hockey player. 501 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,574 - I'm a big fan. - Thank you. 502 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:47,245 You want me to sign your shirt or your forehead? Now, I don't do butts. 503 00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:49,747 I'm just joshing you. Sorry. 504 00:45:49,914 --> 00:45:54,002 I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on account of I'm in such a good mood. 505 00:45:56,838 --> 00:45:59,966 Okay, well, we should probably get going. 506 00:46:00,133 --> 00:46:02,635 - Nice to meet you. - Nice to see you folks. 507 00:46:02,802 --> 00:46:05,930 Nice to see you folks. Bye. 508 00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:12,103 You mind if I steal her from you for the night? 509 00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:15,356 Nope. I had my eye on something a little better inside... 510 00:46:15,523 --> 00:46:19,027 so I'll see you guys later. Have a good night. 511 00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:21,905 Excuse me one second. Lucy? 512 00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:26,326 Should I go to his place alone? 513 00:46:26,493 --> 00:46:30,747 Yeah. Why not? Go play. You deserve it. 514 00:46:30,914 --> 00:46:33,750 Play. You mean like games and stuff? 515 00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:40,340 Yeah, games. All kinds of games. 516 00:46:52,727 --> 00:46:55,063 I couldn't wait to see you tonight. 517 00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,274 You wanna play a game? 518 00:46:58,441 --> 00:47:01,486 - Do you have Battleship? - Yeah, I have Battleship. 519 00:47:01,653 --> 00:47:04,572 I'll show you my destroyer. 520 00:47:04,739 --> 00:47:08,576 - I call the red board. - Well, I call the blue board. 521 00:47:17,085 --> 00:47:18,920 What? 522 00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:26,427 Okay. I know. I forgot. 523 00:47:29,013 --> 00:47:31,182 I owe you one raunchy striptease. 524 00:47:41,985 --> 00:47:43,611 Oh, God. 525 00:47:44,445 --> 00:47:46,864 Oh, gross. 526 00:47:52,787 --> 00:47:58,376 Who's got the moves on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby? 527 00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:02,880 Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see that thing again. Put it away. 528 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,882 Put it away! 529 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,093 God. 530 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,644 We can play Monopoly! We can play Parcheesi! 531 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,398 He didn't have Battleship. He didn't have any games. 532 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,108 Boys are so stupid. 533 00:48:22,275 --> 00:48:24,986 Becky, it's even worse than you think. 534 00:48:25,153 --> 00:48:27,780 How come the ones that you like never like you? 535 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:32,201 Well, you have to fight for what you want. Rule number one: 536 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:34,662 Love is a battlefield. 537 00:48:34,829 --> 00:48:38,958 That's deep. Really deep. 538 00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:42,879 - Good luck with fractions. - Have fun at work. 539 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:46,674 To the office, Tom. 540 00:48:48,676 --> 00:48:52,347 "Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm." 541 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:56,893 - I didn't know there were 57. - "Touch-her-there underwear." 542 00:48:57,060 --> 00:48:59,270 No. 543 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,856 "He loves you, but...." 544 00:49:02,023 --> 00:49:04,400 - "He loves your butt." - Yes. 545 00:49:04,567 --> 00:49:07,320 - "He lies, he cheats... - So typical. 546 00:49:07,487 --> 00:49:10,406 what are you doing wrong?" 547 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:18,831 There's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna come out with it. 548 00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:24,671 The circs are in. Our numbers are dismal. 549 00:49:24,837 --> 00:49:30,218 We're below 600,000 total circulation. Sparkle is closing in on a million. 550 00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:36,474 I've come off the phone with corporate, and they have dropped the R word. 551 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:38,768 Redesign? 552 00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:40,812 Redesign Poise? 553 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:43,564 Wait. Sparkle copies everything we come up with... 554 00:49:43,731 --> 00:49:45,942 and we have to redesign? That's bullshit. 555 00:49:46,109 --> 00:49:52,073 Well, either we redesign and bring up our numbers, or they pull the plug. 556 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:54,575 Richard, redesign is a death sentence. 557 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:58,579 No, it's not. It's a chance to have some fun. 558 00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:03,918 Let Sparkle have all our secondhand, stale, grody ideas. 559 00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:06,796 We'll open up the F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B. 560 00:50:06,963 --> 00:50:10,091 It's time for us to prove we have some poise left. 561 00:50:10,258 --> 00:50:15,263 Well, I shall be leaving it to my dynamic duo... 562 00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:17,932 to come up with something utterly fabulous. 563 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:24,355 We have two weeks, four hours and 30 minutes. 564 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:28,109 - I have your urgent messages. - Let's hear them. 565 00:50:28,276 --> 00:50:30,486 Well, okay. 566 00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:33,364 Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you: 567 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:37,410 "I can't believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch. 568 00:50:37,577 --> 00:50:39,829 That was a new level of sleaze, even for you. 569 00:50:39,996 --> 00:50:42,331 I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits." 570 00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:45,501 Oh, my God, that was so mean. 571 00:50:45,668 --> 00:50:49,922 Miss Lewis called. She said, "I hope you choke on your own bile... 572 00:50:50,089 --> 00:50:54,051 you pretentious, conniving snake." 573 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:56,471 - Maybe I should read them myself. - Good. 574 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:59,140 Oh, great. 575 00:51:03,311 --> 00:51:06,314 - Miss Rink's line. - Put that little bitch on the phone now. 576 00:51:06,481 --> 00:51:09,275 Please don't take that tone. I'm just her assistant. 577 00:51:09,442 --> 00:51:10,651 Tell her to call Todd. 578 00:51:11,903 --> 00:51:17,158 "Sweet bottom, you seem uptight. Let me come over and give you my...." 579 00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:28,127 - Yes. - Alex is on line one, Miss Rink. 580 00:51:28,294 --> 00:51:32,131 Oh, gag me. Can you please tell him I'm busy? 581 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:36,010 Okay, but he wants to know what time would be good for dinner. 582 00:51:36,177 --> 00:51:39,597 How about in 10 zillion years? Ask him how that works. 583 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:43,017 - Okay, I'll ask. - Okay. 584 00:51:47,188 --> 00:51:49,357 - Yeah? - I'm sorry to bother you again. 585 00:51:49,524 --> 00:51:51,859 - Pete Hansen is here to see you. - Who? 586 00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:55,321 Tracy from the art department's husband. 587 00:51:55,905 --> 00:51:58,241 Oh, okay. Sure. 588 00:52:08,835 --> 00:52:13,381 I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch, thought I'd say hello. 589 00:52:15,925 --> 00:52:19,220 You brought Tracy her lunch? That's so sw... 590 00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,559 What are you doing? 591 00:52:24,725 --> 00:52:26,477 What's wrong, pooky? 592 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:28,354 "Pooky"? 593 00:52:28,521 --> 00:52:32,066 Pukey. You're married, and to a girl I work with. 594 00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:36,070 Well, that didn't stop us from rattling some desk drawers loose last week. 595 00:52:36,487 --> 00:52:40,575 So come on. Lie down and take a memo. 596 00:52:49,166 --> 00:52:53,212 Listen, hire the best photographer, and I don't want Jenna to find out. 597 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,381 - No. Roger that. - Okay? 598 00:52:55,548 --> 00:52:59,510 God, what is up with her lately, anyway? I mean, she seems so lost. 599 00:52:59,677 --> 00:53:03,139 I have no idea. I'm getting so sick of having her around... 600 00:53:03,306 --> 00:53:05,600 with this crazy new act she has going on. 601 00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:08,853 You know how she stole Charlotte's idea and then fired her? 602 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:11,314 I say we go ahead with our own presentation... 603 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:13,274 and let her fall on her ass. 604 00:53:13,441 --> 00:53:15,651 Oh, God, yeah. 605 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:49,560 Okay, you're not Cajun. 606 00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:54,649 - Wanna go for a walk? - Sure. 607 00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:04,325 I still can't believe you're getting married. 608 00:54:04,492 --> 00:54:07,328 In two weeks. 609 00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:12,833 Is she your soul mate, Wendy? 610 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:18,965 My soul mate? I don't know if I believe in those. I think that's kind of naive. 611 00:54:19,507 --> 00:54:23,552 But you get goose bumps when you're around her... 612 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,763 and butterflies? 613 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:31,018 No, I haven't gotten crazy like that about a girl since high school. 614 00:54:31,644 --> 00:54:33,646 Matty. 615 00:54:36,232 --> 00:54:38,734 What...? What happened to us? 616 00:54:38,901 --> 00:54:41,362 I mean, how come we never stayed friends? 617 00:54:43,698 --> 00:54:45,574 I don't know. I forget. 618 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:48,160 No, what happened? 619 00:54:49,537 --> 00:54:53,082 I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party... 620 00:54:53,249 --> 00:54:55,876 when you were playing that game. Spin the Rapist? 621 00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:58,212 Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched. 622 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:00,715 And that is the last thing I remember. 623 00:55:01,716 --> 00:55:04,385 We don't have to get into this. It's a long time ago. 624 00:55:04,552 --> 00:55:07,555 - It really doesn't matter anymore. - It matters to me. 625 00:55:07,722 --> 00:55:09,682 Just tell me. 626 00:55:12,935 --> 00:55:14,520 You came out of the closet... 627 00:55:14,687 --> 00:55:18,024 and I started to sing my birthday song to you. 628 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:21,235 And then you picked up and threw at me... 629 00:55:21,402 --> 00:55:23,404 with impressive force, I might add... 630 00:55:23,571 --> 00:55:27,033 the dream house that I spent three weeks building for you. 631 00:55:27,199 --> 00:55:30,369 And then you just stopped being my friend... 632 00:55:30,536 --> 00:55:34,415 and you never spoke to me again after that, ever. 633 00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:40,087 I'm so sorry. 634 00:55:40,671 --> 00:55:43,716 Forget it, Jenna. It was a long time ago. It doesn't matter. 635 00:55:43,883 --> 00:55:47,428 Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it. 636 00:55:49,096 --> 00:55:51,098 Do you know what kind of person I am now? 637 00:55:51,265 --> 00:55:54,226 Do you know who I am right now? I.... 638 00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:59,231 I don't have any real friends. I.... 639 00:55:59,398 --> 00:56:02,318 I did something bad with a married guy. 640 00:56:02,485 --> 00:56:05,446 I don't talk to my mom and dad. 641 00:56:06,238 --> 00:56:09,241 I'm not a nice person. And the thing is... 642 00:56:10,785 --> 00:56:12,953 I'm not 13 anymore. 643 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,376 Jenna. 644 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,812 Behind you. 645 00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:13,908 Oh, it's good to be home. 646 00:58:23,459 --> 00:58:25,294 - Daddy. - Jenna? 647 00:58:25,461 --> 00:58:27,922 What in the world? 648 00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:30,841 - Sweetheart. - I missed you guys so much. 649 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,427 Are you all right? 650 00:59:37,324 --> 00:59:39,576 Mom. 651 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:43,163 Do you ever wish you could go back... 652 00:59:43,330 --> 00:59:44,999 like to another time? 653 00:59:45,165 --> 00:59:48,544 I wouldn't mind giving back some of these wrinkles. 654 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:51,505 Okay. 655 00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:57,594 If you were given one do-over, anything in your life, what would it be? 656 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:05,519 Nothing. 657 01:00:05,686 --> 01:00:08,731 - Really? - Really. 658 01:00:08,897 --> 01:00:11,400 But did you ever make a big mistake? 659 01:00:11,567 --> 01:00:15,070 Or a huge one that could change your life? What about that? 660 01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,990 Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes... 661 01:00:18,157 --> 01:00:20,701 but I don't regret making any of them. 662 01:00:21,410 --> 01:00:22,786 How come? 663 01:00:23,579 --> 01:00:25,622 Because if I hadn't have made them... 664 01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:28,709 I wouldn't have learned how to make things right. 665 01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:40,054 I'm sorry I missed last Christmas. 666 01:01:20,969 --> 01:01:23,472 Carrie, I'm heading out, okay? 667 01:01:26,225 --> 01:01:28,102 I'm so exhausted. 668 01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:30,104 - Jenna's working late. - She has been. 669 01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:42,908 - Hey. - Hey. 670 01:01:43,075 --> 01:01:46,745 I was gonna stop by your office. I tried to call you a bunch of times. 671 01:01:46,912 --> 01:01:50,874 - I didn't get any messages. - I was in a hurry. 672 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,293 But I did try to reach you. 673 01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:57,798 I actually wanted to talk to you about this whole redesign thing. 674 01:01:57,965 --> 01:02:01,385 I hope you don't mind, but I've been working on something on my own. 675 01:02:01,552 --> 01:02:04,346 It's really last-minute. 676 01:02:04,513 --> 01:02:08,225 - I hope you don't mind. - No, of course not... 677 01:02:08,392 --> 01:02:10,853 because I'm doing the same thing. 678 01:02:23,115 --> 01:02:26,410 - Hey, Jenna. - Hey. 679 01:02:26,577 --> 01:02:29,455 Someone's got a big photo shoot going on. 680 01:02:29,621 --> 01:02:31,331 - Yeah. - What's happening? 681 01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:34,418 - Did you bring them? - Oh, yeah, I got a few. 682 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:37,087 - What are you doing? - I'm hiring you. 683 01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:40,466 Actually, Poise is hiring you for the week. 684 01:02:41,008 --> 01:02:42,885 Here. 685 01:02:49,725 --> 01:02:52,352 This is the first half. The rest when we finish. 686 01:02:52,519 --> 01:02:55,856 I could really use this, but you don't need to do me any favors. 687 01:02:56,023 --> 01:02:59,151 I'm asking you to do me a favor. I love your work. 688 01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:01,945 I hope you'll do this with me. 689 01:03:04,490 --> 01:03:09,536 You know, I've seen your magazine. My stuff is not your style at all. 690 01:03:11,830 --> 01:03:13,874 Exactly. 691 01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:17,336 Who gets Francis? 692 01:03:17,878 --> 01:03:21,048 There we go. Okay, let's do it. 693 01:03:21,215 --> 01:03:23,425 Up, up! 694 01:03:23,592 --> 01:03:26,303 - Okay, everybody. - Okay, everybody, climb up there. 695 01:03:26,470 --> 01:03:28,222 Lots of energy. 696 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:31,808 - All right. Nice. You're the real deal. - Keep up the flag. 697 01:03:31,975 --> 01:03:36,104 All right. Jenna, this is your class of 2004. 698 01:03:36,271 --> 01:03:38,565 All right, guys. Ready? 699 01:03:48,992 --> 01:03:52,079 Very good. Very good. 700 01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:22,210 - They're beautiful. - Yeah, they came out okay, huh? 701 01:05:22,377 --> 01:05:23,754 - I think so. - Yeah. 702 01:05:23,920 --> 01:05:26,548 - Do you? - I do, yeah. 703 01:05:35,474 --> 01:05:37,809 Yeah, it's getting late. I should get home. 704 01:05:37,976 --> 01:05:40,062 It's getting pretty late here. 705 01:05:40,228 --> 01:05:43,231 You know what I wish I had right now? 706 01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:45,192 No, what? 707 01:05:45,359 --> 01:05:47,444 Razzles. 708 01:05:47,611 --> 01:05:49,655 Razzles? 709 01:05:49,821 --> 01:05:53,200 I haven't had Razzles... 710 01:05:54,242 --> 01:05:56,078 - in 15 years. - Remember... 711 01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:59,039 - they're both a candy and a gum. - That's incredible. 712 01:05:59,206 --> 01:06:02,459 I can't believe they had them. Okay, don't waste a minute. 713 01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:05,587 It's been a long time. Careful. 714 01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:08,715 Yeah. 715 01:06:11,093 --> 01:06:12,928 What are you laughing at? 716 01:06:13,095 --> 01:06:14,680 I don't know. 717 01:06:14,846 --> 01:06:18,892 Life. Timing. Being here with you, eating Razzles. 718 01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:26,483 I've had a really great time working with you this week. 719 01:06:26,650 --> 01:06:27,943 - Me too. - And everything. 720 01:06:28,110 --> 01:06:29,736 Yeah. 721 01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:33,532 Hey, Matty. 722 01:06:34,658 --> 01:06:36,910 Tell me something. 723 01:06:37,077 --> 01:06:39,204 What color is my tongue? 724 01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:41,623 - What? - What color is my tongue? 725 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:43,750 It's red. I don't know. Red. 726 01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,086 "Red" red? Or tongue red? 727 01:06:46,712 --> 01:06:48,505 Razzle red. 728 01:06:48,672 --> 01:06:50,173 - Show me yours. - What? 729 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,218 - Your tongue. I showed you mine. - I'm not showing you. 730 01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:55,429 Show me your tongue. I showed you mine. 731 01:06:55,595 --> 01:06:58,765 - I didn't ask to see yours. - Matty, I need to see your tongue. 732 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:03,228 Razzle red. 733 01:07:06,857 --> 01:07:08,775 You wanna know a secret? 734 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,903 Yeah. 735 01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:14,406 You're the sweetest guy I've ever known. 736 01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:21,538 I bet I can still beat you off the jump. 737 01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:27,878 Whoever goes the furthest, the other owes a drink. 738 01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,213 - An Orange Julius. - Upping the stakes. 739 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:33,467 And dinner Friday night at 8:00... 740 01:07:33,633 --> 01:07:36,094 at the 24th Street Diner... 741 01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:38,805 to celebrate our redesign being chosen. 742 01:07:38,972 --> 01:07:41,266 Deal. One. 743 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,312 - Two. - Two. 744 01:07:46,313 --> 01:07:48,023 - Three! - Three! 745 01:07:51,151 --> 01:07:52,569 Are you okay? 746 01:07:52,736 --> 01:07:54,863 I should've tucked and rolled. 747 01:07:55,030 --> 01:07:56,656 I'm getting old. 748 01:07:56,823 --> 01:07:58,825 No, you're not, because that means I am. 749 01:07:58,992 --> 01:08:00,452 Well? 750 01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:08,001 - Hey. - Yeah? 751 01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:10,128 You got arm hair. 752 01:08:11,755 --> 01:08:14,341 It's never quite got that reaction before. 753 01:08:47,999 --> 01:08:50,085 It was like it wasn't even me. 754 01:08:50,252 --> 01:08:52,212 Like I had just... 755 01:08:52,379 --> 01:08:55,715 watched us down below, kissing. 756 01:08:57,217 --> 01:08:59,970 Then I just floated home on a cloud. 757 01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:04,724 That is so romantic. 758 01:09:08,186 --> 01:09:10,313 - Look. - You've got goose bumps. 759 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:13,108 I totally know. They won't go away. 760 01:09:13,984 --> 01:09:15,527 Do you love him? 761 01:09:15,694 --> 01:09:17,571 Duh. 762 01:09:18,238 --> 01:09:19,990 When will you see him again? 763 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:22,742 I don't know, actually. I don't know if I can. 764 01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:26,246 - What? Why? - It's complicated. 765 01:09:26,413 --> 01:09:28,540 It's a grownup thing. 766 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:32,794 Well, at least you have someone to dream about. 767 01:09:32,961 --> 01:09:35,922 Guys don't wanna jump your bones when you're a metal-mouth. 768 01:09:36,089 --> 01:09:39,175 What is that attitude? We are young. 769 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:44,055 Heartache to heartache, we stand. 770 01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:47,684 Love is a battlefield. 771 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,637 But I like it like this, with freckle girl and the dog. 772 01:10:24,471 --> 01:10:27,474 - These photos are unbelievable, Jen. - Okay, here's the dog. 773 01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:30,352 - Francis is the dog's name. - Okay. What do you think? 774 01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:34,981 Well, I think I'm gonna start reading Poise for the first time in my life. 775 01:10:51,581 --> 01:10:54,250 No, I got a place I rent in Brooklyn. 776 01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:59,172 That'll work? All right, I'll see you then. Bye-bye. 777 01:11:03,176 --> 01:11:07,013 Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you... 778 01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:09,975 Wendy. I thought you were flying in tomorrow. 779 01:11:10,141 --> 01:11:12,727 What, are you expecting someone else? 780 01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,771 No. Hi. 781 01:11:14,938 --> 01:11:16,856 I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry? 782 01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:20,443 Yeah, yeah. What a surprise. 783 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,195 Okay, where do you...? 784 01:11:22,362 --> 01:11:24,698 - How was your flight? - It was good. 785 01:11:24,864 --> 01:11:27,701 You can take pictures of vitamin bottles anywhere. 786 01:11:27,867 --> 01:11:31,079 And I was just thinking that we should try to resolve this now. 787 01:11:31,246 --> 01:11:36,209 Instead of being a commuter couple during our first year of marriage. 788 01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:39,587 What? 789 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,715 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 790 01:11:41,881 --> 01:11:44,467 Could you...? I missed that. 791 01:11:45,719 --> 01:11:47,846 - Arlene, do you have any more...? - Jenna. 792 01:11:48,430 --> 01:11:51,307 My balls, excuse my French, are in an iron vice. 793 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:55,228 Corporate are twisting like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids. 794 01:11:55,395 --> 01:11:58,732 Now Lucy's presenting her own redesign. Tell me what's going on. 795 01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:01,317 What is going on is you will have more choices. 796 01:12:01,484 --> 01:12:05,405 All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious to know what you're working on. 797 01:12:05,572 --> 01:12:07,574 - Thank you. - I'm not complimenting you... 798 01:12:07,741 --> 01:12:09,325 I'm trying to pressure you. 799 01:12:09,492 --> 01:12:12,245 How long until your balls get totally squished? 800 01:12:12,412 --> 01:12:15,248 Hopefully never. I'm really rather attached to my balls. 801 01:12:15,415 --> 01:12:17,417 Can they hang in there till 5? 802 01:12:18,293 --> 01:12:20,587 Jenna, you are not yourself at the moment. 803 01:12:20,754 --> 01:12:25,091 Since when do you keep me out of the loop? I'm really freaking out here. 804 01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:28,136 - The rest of the prints are ready. - Goody. Hang in there. 805 01:12:28,303 --> 01:12:30,263 Why does nobody listen to a word I say? 806 01:12:30,430 --> 01:12:32,849 Arlene, aren't you coming? 807 01:12:33,016 --> 01:12:36,436 Oh, you're invited, are you? Okay, bye-bye. 808 01:12:36,603 --> 01:12:39,105 Oh, no, excuse me. Go ahead. 809 01:12:40,023 --> 01:12:41,983 You know, what am I? I'm just the... 810 01:12:42,150 --> 01:12:45,945 editor in chief. Whatever. 811 01:12:46,112 --> 01:12:50,450 We've gotta go to 23rd, please, between 5th and 6th. 812 01:12:50,617 --> 01:12:54,120 - It's 29 West 23rd. - You got it, lady. 813 01:12:54,287 --> 01:12:59,667 The new and improved Poise will explore the last frontier. 814 01:12:59,834 --> 01:13:02,462 It will go heroin chic one better. 815 01:13:02,629 --> 01:13:04,214 It will OD. 816 01:13:04,380 --> 01:13:07,175 It will kill. 817 01:13:07,342 --> 01:13:10,512 Cause of death? Chicness. 818 01:13:10,678 --> 01:13:16,017 The new Poise will go farther than any fashion magazine ever before. 819 01:13:16,184 --> 01:13:19,312 It will be deadly serious. 820 01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:22,023 Fashion suicide. 821 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:27,821 So, what do you think? 822 01:13:38,164 --> 01:13:39,666 Thank you, sir. 823 01:13:39,833 --> 01:13:42,627 - How much time do we have? - We have two minutes. Hurry. 824 01:13:48,842 --> 01:13:51,010 Jeez. Such a bitch. 825 01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:02,522 I know this is different. 826 01:14:02,689 --> 01:14:05,316 I mean, from anything we've ever done. 827 01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:10,155 And I know you might hate it and think I'm completely crazy. 828 01:14:11,156 --> 01:14:13,867 But I won't care, even if I get fired. 829 01:14:14,033 --> 01:14:18,872 And I don't mean that disrespectfully, it's just that I've realized something. 830 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:23,209 Who are these women? 831 01:14:23,376 --> 01:14:25,086 Does anyone know? 832 01:14:25,253 --> 01:14:27,839 I don't recognize any of them. 833 01:14:32,719 --> 01:14:34,804 I wanna see... 834 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:38,099 my best friend's big sister... 835 01:14:40,018 --> 01:14:42,687 and the girls from the soccer team. 836 01:14:43,229 --> 01:14:45,398 My next-door neighbor. 837 01:14:45,565 --> 01:14:48,902 Real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are. 838 01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:51,529 These are the women to look up to. 839 01:14:56,409 --> 01:14:59,579 Let's put life back into the magazine. 840 01:15:00,663 --> 01:15:04,375 And fun and laughter and silliness. 841 01:15:05,585 --> 01:15:10,548 I think we all... I think all of us wanna feel something... 842 01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:14,928 that we've forgotten or turned our backs on. 843 01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:20,099 Because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind. 844 01:15:26,606 --> 01:15:29,901 We need to remember what used to be good. 845 01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:38,910 If we don't... 846 01:15:39,077 --> 01:15:43,039 we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes. 847 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:48,294 I just.... 848 01:15:51,506 --> 01:15:53,967 Bravo! 849 01:15:58,137 --> 01:16:00,640 Brilliant. 850 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:07,105 We will present this to corporate first thing tomorrow morning. 851 01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:15,488 - So who's this mystery photographer? - Matt Flamhaff. 852 01:16:15,655 --> 01:16:17,573 Is he Arthur or Martha? 853 01:16:17,740 --> 01:16:19,409 Matt. He's Matt. 854 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:23,121 No, no. Is he gay? 855 01:16:23,288 --> 01:16:25,665 Are you gay? 856 01:17:35,943 --> 01:17:37,904 - City and listing? - Manhattan. 857 01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:41,199 Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue. 858 01:17:42,075 --> 01:17:44,744 - Sparkle magazine. - Trish Sackett, please. 859 01:17:57,924 --> 01:18:02,220 Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like this, but I really have to talk to you... 860 01:18:02,387 --> 01:18:04,931 Hey, Beaver. 861 01:18:05,098 --> 01:18:07,767 I mean Matt. I'm sorry. 862 01:18:07,934 --> 01:18:09,435 Old habits die hard, you know. 863 01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:10,895 Fine. Is Jenna around? 864 01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:14,440 Are you here about your photos? 865 01:18:15,149 --> 01:18:17,860 No, actually, I'm not. 866 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:20,113 I guess I should just tell you... 867 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:23,533 that Jenna's decided to go in a different direction... 868 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:27,912 with a more established photographer. 869 01:18:28,079 --> 01:18:33,793 She's gonna use the guy who shoots the official photos of her sweetie pie. 870 01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:37,630 So don't take it personally, because there's just a little bias. 871 01:18:37,797 --> 01:18:41,300 I'm sorry to be so honest with you, because... 872 01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:44,137 I think your pictures are really cute. 873 01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,097 It was nice talking to you. 874 01:18:46,264 --> 01:18:49,976 Hey, Matt. While I've got you here, do you wanna sign a general release? 875 01:18:50,143 --> 01:18:52,478 Maybe we can use your pictures in a catalog. 876 01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:54,439 Fine. 877 01:19:56,626 --> 01:19:57,877 Hi. 878 01:19:58,044 --> 01:20:01,214 - Jenny, right? - Jenna. 879 01:20:02,215 --> 01:20:03,466 I was looking for Matt. 880 01:20:03,633 --> 01:20:07,011 I wanted to tell him some really great news about his photographs. 881 01:20:07,178 --> 01:20:08,387 Everybody loved them. 882 01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:12,266 That's great. I'll tell him when he gets back. He's out getting his tux. 883 01:20:12,433 --> 01:20:15,269 - His tux? - I know. Men. 884 01:20:15,436 --> 01:20:17,188 Everything's the last minute. 885 01:20:17,355 --> 01:20:19,732 I mean, hello. We're getting married tomorrow. 886 01:20:19,899 --> 01:20:24,278 This'll be the cutest little backyard wedding since I don't know when. 887 01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:27,406 - Congratulations. - Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by. 888 01:20:27,573 --> 01:20:29,784 - Okay. - Bye. 889 01:20:39,710 --> 01:20:44,048 We wanna feel something again that we've forgotten. 890 01:20:44,215 --> 01:20:47,593 Because we didn't stop to notice how much we were leaving behind. 891 01:20:48,427 --> 01:20:51,806 We need to remember what used to be good. 892 01:20:55,768 --> 01:20:57,061 You ready? 893 01:20:59,105 --> 01:21:01,023 The meeting's cancelled, Jenna. 894 01:21:01,190 --> 01:21:02,817 What, until tomorrow? 895 01:21:02,984 --> 01:21:04,443 It's over. 896 01:21:06,112 --> 01:21:07,738 It's over? 897 01:21:08,948 --> 01:21:10,908 Lucy.... 898 01:21:11,075 --> 01:21:14,287 She took all your designs to Sparkle. Everything. 899 01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:16,497 She's their new editor in chief. 900 01:21:16,706 --> 01:21:19,250 Your photos showed up in Sparkle Online last night. 901 01:21:19,417 --> 01:21:21,002 They're in outdoor ads everywhere. 902 01:21:21,168 --> 01:21:23,504 She can't take Matt's pictures. Those belong to us. 903 01:21:23,671 --> 01:21:26,882 - She can't do it! - She can, and she is. 904 01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:29,552 She got him to sign this. 905 01:21:36,017 --> 01:21:37,643 Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures. 906 01:21:38,144 --> 01:21:41,439 Oh, which one do you wanna be today, the pot or the kettle? 907 01:21:41,606 --> 01:21:43,691 If you don't mind, I'd like to be the pot. 908 01:21:43,858 --> 01:21:46,902 Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really matter. They're both black. 909 01:21:47,069 --> 01:21:50,615 - What are you talking about? - I found this in your office yesterday. 910 01:21:50,781 --> 01:21:53,242 Does it look familiar? It has your name on it. 911 01:21:53,409 --> 01:21:56,537 - You went through my things? - Oh, give me a break. 912 01:21:56,704 --> 01:21:59,373 How horrible. How terrible. I can't believe I did it. 913 01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:01,000 What is this? 914 01:22:01,167 --> 01:22:04,170 You can wipe off the "Bambi watching her mother get shot... 915 01:22:04,337 --> 01:22:07,256 and strapped to the back of a van" look from your face. 916 01:22:07,423 --> 01:22:09,508 I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. 917 01:22:09,675 --> 01:22:12,762 It's okay, Jenna. I know all about your little deal. 918 01:22:12,928 --> 01:22:14,930 It's a sweet little deal, actually. 919 01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:17,808 Editor in chief if you help them hit a million copies? 920 01:22:17,975 --> 01:22:19,852 - So you'd give them tips. - Oh, my God. 921 01:22:20,019 --> 01:22:23,898 Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it. 922 01:22:24,065 --> 01:22:26,859 - Oh, no. - Oh, yes. 923 01:22:27,026 --> 01:22:30,154 Only, now I'm taking your job, you stay here with the magazine... 924 01:22:30,321 --> 01:22:32,448 you single-handedly flushed down the toilet. 925 01:22:32,907 --> 01:22:34,450 What about Matt? 926 01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:36,994 Why did he sign this? What did you say to him? 927 01:22:37,161 --> 01:22:39,330 Let's see. I think that I told him... 928 01:22:39,497 --> 01:22:42,375 you had decided to go in a different direction. 929 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:44,543 Which you are now. 930 01:22:46,629 --> 01:22:51,676 I might have told him something else, too, but I just can't remember. 931 01:24:04,248 --> 01:24:08,043 George Washington Bridge, New Jersey. 932 01:24:19,305 --> 01:24:20,639 Jenna. 933 01:24:20,806 --> 01:24:23,642 - Jenna Rink. - Yeah? 934 01:24:23,809 --> 01:24:26,228 Chris Grandy. 935 01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:28,481 So, what are you doing? Are you married? 936 01:24:28,647 --> 01:24:32,318 Because if you're single, I definitely want a number. 937 01:24:32,485 --> 01:24:33,778 We could get together. 938 01:24:33,944 --> 01:24:35,654 I'm still living at home... 939 01:24:35,821 --> 01:24:37,865 - Come on, Grandy! Come on. - Holy Christ! 940 01:24:38,032 --> 01:24:42,328 This is the tune we first tangled tongues to. 941 01:24:42,495 --> 01:24:44,830 What's the dude who sings this? 942 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:48,334 - Rick Springsteen. - It's Springfield, Grandy. 943 01:24:48,501 --> 01:24:50,169 I'm out of here. 944 01:24:50,336 --> 01:24:53,798 I thought you wanted my number. 945 01:25:18,322 --> 01:25:20,199 I'll take these. 946 01:25:22,201 --> 01:25:23,619 Good afternoon. 947 01:25:25,830 --> 01:25:27,081 You remember, Wayne. 948 01:25:27,248 --> 01:25:30,876 It was with the Flamhaffs at San Ysidro Ranch. 949 01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:33,796 San Ysidro Ranch. 950 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:38,926 It's so pretty. It's perfect. It looks great. 951 01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:55,693 Hi. 952 01:25:55,860 --> 01:25:57,444 Hey. 953 01:26:03,242 --> 01:26:07,162 I don't know what Lucy said to you about me, but I want you to know... 954 01:26:07,329 --> 01:26:10,207 that whoever that was she was talking about... 955 01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,043 wasn't me. 956 01:26:15,713 --> 01:26:17,381 It doesn't matter what Lucy said. 957 01:26:17,548 --> 01:26:21,343 I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade. 958 01:26:23,220 --> 01:26:24,930 Matt. 959 01:26:26,891 --> 01:26:32,271 I am not the awful person that I know that I was. 960 01:26:32,438 --> 01:26:34,732 I don't even know that person. 961 01:26:36,233 --> 01:26:38,861 And I'd like to believe.... 962 01:26:39,028 --> 01:26:42,740 I have to believe that if you knew that... 963 01:26:42,907 --> 01:26:46,952 if in your heart, you really, really knew that... 964 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:50,831 you wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now. 965 01:26:50,998 --> 01:26:54,710 Unless that someone were me. 966 01:27:07,181 --> 01:27:11,018 Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you. 967 01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:16,065 I have felt things... 968 01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:18,525 these past few weeks... 969 01:27:19,652 --> 01:27:22,988 that I didn't know I could feel anymore. 970 01:27:23,948 --> 01:27:27,910 But I have realized in these past few days... 971 01:27:29,954 --> 01:27:33,165 you can't just turn back time. 972 01:27:34,750 --> 01:27:37,127 Why not? 973 01:27:37,294 --> 01:27:38,921 I moved on. 974 01:27:39,088 --> 01:27:40,506 You moved on. 975 01:27:40,839 --> 01:27:44,093 We've gone down different paths for so long. 976 01:27:44,259 --> 01:27:46,971 We made choices. 977 01:27:47,137 --> 01:27:49,974 I chose Wendy. 978 01:27:51,809 --> 01:27:54,603 That's her family down there. 979 01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:57,856 We care about each other, you know? 980 01:27:59,692 --> 01:28:04,196 You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close. 981 01:28:08,158 --> 01:28:10,494 Please don't cry, Jenna. 982 01:28:10,661 --> 01:28:13,539 Oh, I'll be fine, I promise. 983 01:28:43,902 --> 01:28:45,946 Matty, can I have it? 984 01:28:46,113 --> 01:28:47,781 Please? 985 01:28:47,948 --> 01:28:50,242 - You're not gonna whip it at me? - No. 986 01:28:57,916 --> 01:29:01,253 Look, I won't have you be late. Just go. 987 01:29:01,712 --> 01:29:05,174 Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying because I'm happy. 988 01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:08,427 I want you to be so, so happy. 989 01:29:10,929 --> 01:29:13,098 I love you, Matt. 990 01:29:16,435 --> 01:29:18,228 You're my best friend. 991 01:29:20,856 --> 01:29:23,025 Jenna, I.... 992 01:29:24,193 --> 01:29:26,737 I've always loved you. 993 01:31:29,151 --> 01:31:32,070 Jenna's waiting for you in the closet. 994 01:31:43,123 --> 01:31:45,000 Matty. 995 01:31:51,924 --> 01:31:54,218 You really know what you're doing. 996 01:31:54,760 --> 01:31:57,012 Come on. 997 01:31:58,138 --> 01:32:00,891 - Sorry, I forgot my scarf. - You know what? 998 01:32:01,058 --> 01:32:05,229 You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, biatch. 999 01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:06,813 Come on, Matt. 1000 01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:09,233 - What did you call me? - We're gonna be late. 1001 01:32:09,399 --> 01:32:11,276 - For what? - You'll see. 1002 01:33:04,788 --> 01:33:06,665 A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff? 1003 01:33:06,832 --> 01:33:09,209 Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff. 78051

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