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Okay, and another one over here.

That looks beautiful. One more of these.

First pink and then yellow.

Jason, I have the supplies.

Let's prepare her for another injection.

Alright.

"SUNNYSIDE" 1996, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT

DREIBACH, LIV… JASON ALCESTE, NOAH…

I want no part in this nonsense. It's against my principles.

Angels and demons aren't supposed to work together.

Th… Th-Th-The last time they did, the entire Roman Empire collapsed.

It cost us thousands of years of progress.

Those assholes have no damn place here, and that's exactly what I'll tell her!

You should mind your words, Caius!

You know I've got strong arguments. Where are they, anyway?

In the common room.

If I find one of those douchebags sitting in my favorite spot, I'll lose it!

Take it down a notch.

In order to change things,

one must sometimes take unlikely measures, however daunting they may appear.

We all share a common goal.

If we want to get that thing out of Pauline once and for all,

without hurting her in any way,

we must find a way to trust each other.

Eira, wake up! They are not to be trusted.

That's the son of the devil, and his… I-I don't know who that is.

Tammo Pest. Head of Mythology and a bit of clergy work. Hello.

I can't believe you let them into our house. They're the bad guys.

Yeah, um, actually, historically speaking,

this whole good/bad, angel/devil framing is your doing.

I personally prefer non-judgmental terms like chaos and control.

Positive and negative energy also works. Although there's a hint of prejudice…

In principle, Caius is right.

You're aware that the entire universe…

I don't give a shit. Give him his voice back.

Or what?

Do you realize what'll happen if you don't sit back down?

If you don't, none of you will get out of here alive.

You have no say in this.

What happens at Sunnyside is our decision and ours alone.

Release him.

Hey.

Thank you.

Before anyone decides anything, I have a couple of questions.

I understand that this can be a little overwhelming.

But we don't want to keep any secrets from you. The thing is…

- your… - May I explain it to her?

Sure.

Okay, so… We need to talk about your dad.

It's all a… bit more complicated than we thought.

Far more… uh… complicated.

Yes. Far more complicated. Your dad w-was…

Your father was an angel.

Yeah.

By the way, they're all angels. So be careful.

I… but… I mean… uhm… My fath… Why was…

As far as I know, angels don't just die in the basement.

My…

My brother… killed your dad, Pauline.

I-I only found out yesterday, when I was here.

And when I got back, you were already talking to Lilith.

I really didn't know! Hey, I'm risking my life for you!

Not just yours.

Let me handle this.

Hm…

That was a lot to take in, wasn't it?

Normally, I'd be the last person to defend a demon.

But Lukas wasn't lying. He really didn't know.

I don't know if you noticed, he's not a particularly well-informed demon.

Your dad, on the other hand, knew pretty much everything about the universe.

Especially about the fragile equilibrium

that we've all been striving to maintain for a very long time now.

He used to protect the interdimensional portal under your house for us,

until Lukas' brother decided to stop following the rules.

Please sit down.

When you were born, we were all quite taken aback.

The idea of a half-angel was absolutely unthinkable.

I don't think Jason ever forgave me for what I did to you when you were a kid.

The tests.

I know, that was all very scary to you back then. I'm sorry.

But we had to make sure, we had to check.

You were supposed to grow up like a normal human being, your father insisted.

We had to make sure that you…

had no powers that were dangerous to this world.

That's why it's so crucial that we stop that thing in your womb.

I don't know if it's any consolation to you,

but what your father did three years ago was a great service to us all.

There's always an equal number of demons and angels on earth.

But Lukas' brother Samuel wanted to use the portal

to bring more demons into this dimension.

So that he could create an unstoppable army.

Jason prevented this from happening

and made sure the equilibrium was maintained.

Jason was a hero.

And I'll be forever grateful to him. Now you know the truth.

And if you still want our help, we'll be here.

We won't force you to do anything. This is your decision to make.

Do you know how many stars there are in the universe?

A septillion. That's a one and 42 zeros.

- Hm… Yep. - Crazy, right?

And that's without factoring in the multiverse.

The multiverse was only invented so that Marvel actors could be replaced easily.

Tomorrow we're getting a clear, starry night sky.

We'll be able to get a good look at the Pleiades.

You know I got work, kiddo.

Can't you just call a repairman or something?

It's not that simple.

You're a janitor. Can't be that complicated.

Can you promise me something?

As soon as you finish school, you pack your things and leave this town. Okay?

Are you trying to get rid of me?

You could study abroad, right? That would be awesome.

But I don't want to leave. I want to be with you and Mom.

Hey, honey. You'll always be a part of our lives, I promise.

But if you stay here, your life will be decided for you.

If you go somewhere else, you can make your own choices.

Okay. Then why don't we move as a family?

Let me guess, it's not that simple?

Well, I think you should give the multiverse another chance.

I mean, three Spider-Men in one movie, pretty cool, isn't it?

To be honest, I believe there's only one true Spider-Man.

- Toby Magui… - Tom Holland.

Wow.

Oh c'mon you know I'm right. You're just old.

Oh man, poor Andrew Garfield.

But I still don't believe in the multiverse.

I think you'd be surprised if you knew what else is out there.

If I got this right, your exorcism method is based

on the writings of Adso de Montier-en-Der.

- I've prepared a sketch, so to speak. - Uh, nice…

It's from one of our books.

That's a bit… um… I thought I'd go for something more polished.

But um… well, it's the same idea.

- Uhm… We'll use… - Uhm… A bit much, but…

of one of our rituals and a special potion.

A- A very special brew. Well, it's basically a… a poison.

- Okay, but did you have to uh… - And how safe is this?

Oh, it's fucking dangerous. That's why the ritual.

And it works better if there are no stupid demons around.

Caius is right.

The ritual is dangerous, very much so. I think it might be better if you left.

We should avoid putting Pauline under any undue emotional stress.

No, no, no, no. We don't even know Pauline's decision yet.

I know we're supposed to trust one another.

But I'm not leaving you alone with Pauline.

- I'm in. - And you're certain?

I am.

Sometimes I feel like it's a shame I can't read your mind anymore.

Thanks again for bringing me here. I know how dangerous this is for you.

Sure. I mean, I'm the worst demon ever.

And I don't think I would've been a very good…

um… father. I mean, there were times when I didn't think that we… are…

that you would ever get rid of that thing.

I think you should probably leave now.

They'll take care of me, and…

I really should focus right now.

My presence could make you feel nervous.

I'll just take that as a compliment.

But maybe I could pick you up tomorrow?

I know it's not your fault. Really, I do know that.

But your brother murdered my dad.

And that's not exactly a great setup for a love story.

- Where are you? - Tammo? We… uhm…

We're not staying after all. Yes, I know. But it's for the best.

We just have to find another safe place away from Lilith.

Could you meet me outside?

Why can't we work outdoors anyway?

Well, you know, one hell of a job, huh?

Yep, I've heard that one before.

- Do you have your helmet? - Of course.

Okay, let's go…

Safety first. German demons, jeez.

- … - nice shoes you got here. - Do you have to say it?

C'mon, we've got to focus…

I have no idea how we're supposed to get him down in one piece.

Do you have a rope?

Why did he suddenly wake up?

Oh, you poor idiot! We've got fences!

Be careful, there's a hole! Stop! Don't fall in!

Nooo!

I can't believe this! That was such a top-quality body!

Great BMI, wonderful hair, great teeth! God damn it!

Why are you just standing here?

Go find another body! Or Lilith will kill…

Mike!

Tony?

Wait, weren't you staying at Pauli's place tonight?

Is she doing alright? How is she feeling after the abortion?

I need your advice.

The guy who got Pauli pregnant… His-His mother… I mean, he's…

He runs a cult.

It's, like, a doomsday cult.

The thing is, they don't just try to foresee…

The doomsday, they actually… want to bring it about.

- And… And they kill people… - And you believe that shit?

Ever since we met, your life's mission is to stop the end of the world.

I'm used to it, more or less.

But do me a favor, yeah?

Try and save the world before the weekend.

We have tickets to the Dolly Parton's farewell tour.

If I have to go on my own… I'm breaking up with you.

Doomsday cult…

So…

Cheer up! Consider yourself lucky,

because your friend is well-prepared for a situation like this.

I have more than 200 hours of classic rock mixtapes,

and more than enough food, so…

Huh! I've had a feeling that this wasn't gonna end well.

I knew from the moment Lilith chose Samuel as her successor… Nope!

He had no respect for the equilibrium of things, no respect for the rules.

Nope, not that one either! Mmm… Although…

Huh? Huh? Oh. This helps against heartache.

I think I should start labeling these. Back in my vicarage, I've got a nice…

Pen?

Label maker.

TASER 7

Oh, yes. Hm… And if she does send her minions…

These things aren't gonna save us, but at least they can buy us some time.

Catch!

You have no idea what's out there.

How can you make the right decision?

You didn't tell me where you were! You only think of yourself!

Your father died for us.

Are you ready?

Come!

Give it to me!

Pauline?

Well? Were you dreaming?

I was reading The Hammer of Witches,

and I know for sure you're up to something here.

So don't think that I'll buy any bullshit you come up with.

You're right. Today is Walpurgis Night.

There you go. And when will you be done?

Um, tonight? Tomorrow morning tops.

Fine, you do your stupid witch stuff,

but if you touch my things, I'm gonna kill you. I'm being serious.

Wait a minute.

Uhm… About what happened between us over the last few weeks… I'm sorry.

It was nothing personal.

I just have a really, really big problem, and Eira is helping me fix everything.

Tomorrow my life will be back to normal and I'll be out of yours.

Can I just use your phone real quick?

Are you serious?

You broke my phone, I'm using an old one, did you forget?

Yeah… can I? Just for a minute, I wanna let Tony know I'm okay.

He doesn't know where I am,

and he goes crazy when he worries about someone…

- I don't have Tony's number. - I know it by heart.

Thanks.

Nobody knows phone numbers by heart. Other than their own.

Sorry.

- Oh, Britta? - Eira.

Where are you going?

I just wanted to let Pauline know

that from now on she'll have the room to herself.

- Hm… - I'll stay at a friend's place.

Good idea.

And Pauline told her best friend to come over, so… I'd be in the way.

Hm…

Hm… Great.

A guest.

Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.

Crazy. And then everything will be back to normal?

Like… No more superpowers and…

- Hm-mhm. - And… and when?

Tonight. I'll finally get rid of this thing for good.

Who would have thought that angels would help me get an abortion?

And what do we do about this?

They're digging a deep hole down there.

You went down there on your own? Are you insane?

Pauli, they murdered a person. I saw it with my own eyes.

We can't just do nothing.

Are you for real?

Lilith and her demons are doing some crazy shit under your house.

You get superpowers. It's not a coincidence.

I don't care if it is!

I just want everything to go back to normal!

I'm not saying you should keep it!

- So what are you saying? - Put it off for a bit.

They're trying to open a gateway to hell right on our doorstep!

Just think how dangerous that could be for our friends, our families!

We can't just run away from it. We have a responsibility.

We? No one told me you were pregnant.

It was stupid of me to think that I could count on you even for a minute.

I'll do it on myself then.

- No, you won't, Tony! - Sure, I will. Because I care!

Tony!

When I was eight years old, I tried to walk across a frozen lake.

A few other kids were there, and… I wanted them to think that I was brave.

But… the ice suddenly broke under me.

Then there was a hand. It grabbed me.

He saved my life, and then he died.

Of hypothermia. Of hypothermia. Of hypothermia. Of hypothermia.

Of…

Tony… I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. Ton… Please…

What was that?

Huh? I didn't hear anything.

Well, that was a pretty shitty barricade, huh?

Hello? Tammo!

Goddamn it!

Ahh!

Ahh!

And now push! Push the button! That's it, keep holding it down.

While you push, he can't recover.

I call it the "Infinite Loop of Pain." Isn't it sick?

Hey!

Ahh! Ouch!

You're both here. How convenient.

I think I can take it from here, thanks.

Oh, that was close! Oh!

- I think I should do the talking. - 'Kay, great.

Either you're too stupid to fathom this opportunity, or perhaps you've…

fallen in love.

I don't even know which is more disappointing.

Where did you take your girlfriend?

- You're doing the talking, right? - She's with Eira.

Eira's helping her. There's nothing you can do about it.

Eira? This being will give her infinite power.

And you really think she'll give up this opportunity?

Pauline isn't safe.

Eira's probably cutting that thing out of her belly as we speak.

Let me go.

Or what?

I still have the ring.

You mean this one?

Wow.

This piece of junk only exists because I've learned

that men need a silly little token of power.

Hm…

Well, we must regain control over that creature,

so I guess I'll have to deal with this myself.

In any case, you'll never see Pauline alive again.

You're pretty damn stupid, aren't you?

Did you really think you could protect your little girlfriend? Hm?

Wha… No, no, no, no! Lukas!

Are you all right?

Yes, it just felt weird. Like something…

I don't know, something just doesn't feel right.

It's perfectly normal to feel uncertain in your situation. Hm?

May I do something for you? Don't worry, it won't hurt. Come here.

Okay, so please close your eyes for a second.

And think about something positive.

Think of a place where you feel at peace.

I don't know what a peaceful place means anymore,

I don't think this is gonna work.

There's no need for uncertainty.

I wish I could have lived to see how wise and strong you've become.

I'm so proud of you, little one.

Close your eyes.

So? Are you still feeling uncertain?

I feel like I just took a hot bath.

If you want another hot tub session, let me know. Hm?

Yes?

Hi. They are here now. We can get started.

- Eira! It's so good to see you! - It's great to see you.

"SUNNYSIDE" 1996, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT

Oh, I forgot about that. Uh…

There's no way to stop it once the wash cycle starts…

- Is it super annoying? - Hm-mhm.

- A stupid washing machine! - It is.

- I can go and take a quick look. - Don't go.

Enough!

It doesn't taste that bad.

You can trust me.

I don't feel it anymore.

You want me to drink more?

Just one more glass. We'll take care of the rest.

Everything will be all right. Just like taking a hot bath.

It's starting.

Soon it'll all be over.

What did you do to me?

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? I'M WITH PAULI I MIGHT HAVE GUESSED

Your existence used to be a mystery to me.

But now I finally understand.

The universe has bestowed a gift upon us.

It has!

Yes!

You are going to help us break the eternal cycle.

We will finally prevail.

Oh my God, Dude! He lives!

- How long has it been? - Uh… a little while.

Listen. It's too late for Pauline. But we could still…

- Shit! - Manage to escape if…

- So? Are you coming? - Uh… Oh… Okay. Okay.

You will sacrifice yourself for us. Just like your father.

Jason would be so proud of you, little one.

What about keeping the balance?

There is no balance. There is a battle being waged for the soul of your world…

And the good guys are losing! Half of mankind is ignorant,

and the other half depressed. And why?

Free will.

Chaos has held the world in its grip for far too long now.

However, the tide of battle is turning here and now. Because of you!

There's a fruit growing inside your womb and we just need to harvest it.

We'll finally regain control over the portal.

And then we can finally banish all evil from this world.

Hoo. Ha.

No discontent. No selfishness.

Hoo. Ha.

All of mankind under control.

Hoo, ha, hoo, ha, hoo, ha Hoo, ha, hoo, ha, hoo, ha

Pauline, are you prepared to die for a good cause?

Hoo, ha, hoo, ha, hoo.

What do you want to do? It's your decision.

Mh…

Hm…

What is she doing?

Ahh!

Tammo, I see something. Pull over! There's someone there!

- What? - Pull over!

It… It didn't work.

I figured.

"For not even walls and stone can limit love.

Love attempts what love can do. Daringly."

So where did we leave things off last time?

Subtitles by: Francesca Villa