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Out here in the middle,
if you go out of town,
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your neighbors look out for you.
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They'll bring in your mail,
water your plants,
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and sometimes they even take care
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of your dead aunt's emphysemic old dog.
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Oh, she was no problem at all.
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Oh, wow!
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Where's the wagon? And the oxygen tank?
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You know what?
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After a few days, she just perked right up.
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And we weaned her off all the pills.
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You just needed to regenerate lung tissue,
didn't you?
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Oh, yes, you did!
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And the diaper?
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Yeah, she hasn't had any accidents.
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But we could still use it when
we want to sleep in, right?
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I guess.
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Oh, and we've been feeding
her only chicken and rice.
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I figured you wouldn't get
to make any till tomorrow,
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so here's some to give her for dinner.
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Wow. She looks so young and vibrant.
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Maybe I should stay
with you for a few days.
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Okay, Doris, you ready to come home?
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Ohh!
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Doris, come on. Oh.
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What are you supposed to be?
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Dad, I told you...
it was '60s day at school.
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I'm a hippie...
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but the good-girl one, not the druggy one.
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It's spirit week,
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so we dress up as something
different every day.
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Didn't you notice yesterday
I was dressed as a baby?
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Sure, Sue. Let's say I did.
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Well, apparently, Doris would rather live
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over at the Donahues' than here.
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Get in line, Doris.
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Do we know what we're having for dinner?
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Chicken and rice.
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Don't tell Darrin.
I'll meet you in the bedroom.
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Okay. I'm gonna go change
out of these groovy duds.
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Peace out, my brothers.
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That's '60s, right?
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Mrs. Heck, I need to talk to you
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about a matter of extreme importance.
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As you know, Saturday is Valentine's day.
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Or, as we call it, Saturday.
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Well, I'm planning
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a big Valentine's day
Scavenger Hunt for Sue,
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and I need your help.
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Ohh. Really, Darrin?
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No, it's super-small...
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only 10 locations and
a surprise at the end.
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So I'm gonna need you at a bench
in the mall in a cowboy hat.
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Yeah. I'm not doing that.
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Okay, would you be willing to
give her the first clue here?
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That, I can do.
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Great. I'll get my mom
to do the mall thing.
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She's always there power-walking.
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Anyway, I'm gonna go sit on the couch now.
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Pretend like nothing happened.
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I'm just whistling for no reason.
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Who am I to throw stones?
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Hey, Brick. So, what about you?
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You doing anything with
Cindy for Valentine's day?
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Oh. Right. Cindy.
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I'm not sure we're still going out.
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What do you mean, you're not sure?
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I don't know.
We haven't really talked for a few months.
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Why? Did something happen?
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No, nothing I can think of.
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She might have been sick for a while.
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Or she moved.
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No, wait... she sits behind me in homeroom.
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Well, before I go to the drugstore
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and drop 99 cents on a box of candy,
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it'd be nice to know.
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Cindy, are we still going out?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Ooh. Hey, check this out.
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Canned cheese on cheese.
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Oh. Huh?
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Mm.
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So... Saturday's Valentine's day.
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Ugh. Valentine's day. Bleah!
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Yeah.
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You want to do something?
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No. I hate Valentine's day.
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Seriously, don't get me anything,
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or I'll punch you in the neck.
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Really? Not even flowers?
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You get me flowers, I'll make you eat them.
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Heart on a cracker? Huh?
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I knew there was a reason I liked you.
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Okay, you know what?
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The Donahues aren't that great.
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We treat you pretty good around here.
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You don't think I'd like
to lie on the couch all day
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and chew on an old belt?
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I would.
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Well, I checked,
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and Cindy and I are
definitely still an item.
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Shoot. Then I guess you're
gonna have to do something.
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Will I? It's on a Saturday.
I won't even see her.
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Brick, people who like each other
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like to spend time together.
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Mike! I'm talking to your son about dating!
Get in here!
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No.
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Mike, seriously, get in here!
Talk to your son!
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No! I've got nothing to add.
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Look, if you really like Cindy...
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Oh! The chemistry between us is undeniable.
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Then you got to do a little something,
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even if you just invite her over
and take her out for ice cream.
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Well, I do like ice cream,
and I do like Cindy,
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so it's pretty likely I'd
enjoy those things together.
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Seems like a solid plan.
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Ooh!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Look, there's no question what we have
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is a deep and special relationship,
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but it's not
"chocolate-covered strawberry" special.
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These are for my lady.
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Really? Oh!
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I just thought you'd found
a fun new way to eat fruit.
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I didn't know you were dating anyone.
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Hells yeah.
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I've been laying some serious groundwork
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with Macy from my history class...
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two dates and counting.
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And she's already got you doing
stuff for Valentine's day.
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Sucka!
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Don't "sucka" me, sucka.
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You got a straight-up girlfriend.
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You're in deep on the 14th.
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Nope. I am totally off the hook.
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Devin doesn't want to do anything.
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Yeah, right. No, really.
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She told me if I got her anything,
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she'd punch me in my neck,
and I like my neck.
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Seriously, Axl,
how long have you been a dude?
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There is no woman on earth
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who doesn't want something
for Valentine's day.
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Me, I'm going all out...
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roses, a bracelet,
then I'm cooking her dinner
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and making reservations
at a nice restaurant.
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Wait... you planned all that?
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You guys only went on two dates.
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It's Valentine's day, son...
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the day upon which all men shall be judged.
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Devin said she didn't want anything!
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You hearing this, Kenny?
You hear what this guy's saying?
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Cindy, do you want to come
over for Valentine's day
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- and go out for ice cream?
- Okay.
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And then you'll kiss me.
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So...
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You will not believe all the
crap Hutch is going through
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for this Macy girl for Valentine's day.
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Bracelet, cooking her dinner...
dumb, right?
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I don't know... it is kind of sweet
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to think of somebody
going to all that effort.
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Really?
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No, you big tool!
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I told you I hate Valentine's day.
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Bleah!
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Seriously, character day was awesome.
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All the football players dressed
up like Disney princesses!
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You know, I never used to understand
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why football players dressed
up like women was so funny,
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but now that I'm a senior,
I totally get it.
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Speaking of special days,
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did I overhear you and Darrin
discussing Valentine's day
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and some kind of surprise?
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Not sure I know what you're talking about.
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I definitely don't.
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'Cause I casually mentioned to Darrin
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that there's this sweater I like
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with the word "believe" written across it,
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and back then,
I said I wanted the blue one,
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but now I really want the red one,
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so if he happens to ask again,
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that's the one I definitely want.
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But... Didn't hear it from me.
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Brick, are you okay?
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You haven't touched Doris' food.
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Cindy expects me to kiss her in two days,
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and I'm very apprehensive.
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What are you talking about?
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You kissed that girl in north Carolina.
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No, I was the kissee.
I've never been the kisser.
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I don't know what I'm supposed to do.
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It's like handing me
the keys to a jet plane
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and just saying, "fly."
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Brick, it's not that hard.
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I-it just sort of happens in the moment.
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I need more than
"it happens in the moment."
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I can't be spontaneous
unless I plan for it.
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It's not a big deal.
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You just stand there,
close your eyes, and lean in.
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But if my eyes are closed,
how will I know where the target is?
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Well, you know where lips are, don't you?
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You've been looking at
faces your whole life.
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He really hasn't.
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You know, Brick, you can keep them open,
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and then once you get there,
you can close them, right, Mike?
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Yeah, that's fine.
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What's fine?!
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Okay, so then I leave them open,
but what then?
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W... I-I don't know.
It's not that specific.
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I think we're slicing too thin here.
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You just have to kind of... feel it.
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W-what's this?
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What am I supposed to do with my hands?
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Well,
there's a lot of options for your hands,
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but you're a kid,
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so focus on the back/upper-shoulder area.
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Um, she's tall, Mike.
That's not gonna work.
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Oh, God, you're right.
Cindy's got 2 feet on me easy.
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Don't worry, Brick.
Look at your dad and me.
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There's a huge height difference,
and we make it work.
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Here, we'll show you. Here. Come here.
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Okay, I'll be you, and your dad's Cindy.
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I don't want to be Cindy.
Why can't I just be a tall guy?
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'Cause I'm the guy.
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All right, fine. No one's anyone.
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You're just some random tall person,
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and I'm a generic short person.
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Nothing weird,
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just two genderless strangers
kissing in front of a boy.
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Fine.
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No, no, no, stop.
I'm supposed to be the kisser.
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Okay, Brick, now,
you want to pull Cindy to you,
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but you're gonna need
something to grab onto.
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Oh! I know! She has that safari hat.
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So you can just grab the hat flaps.
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Okay, I'm gonna pretend
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your dad's ears are the hat flaps, okay?
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Mm?
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Then mmm.
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- Mmm.
- Oh, God!
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Look away, Brick!
Look away before you turn to stone!
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We're not kissing because we want to.
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It's for teaching purposes.
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You shouldn't be doing that.
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Now he's gonna associate
kissing with something gross.
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Look, nobody told me what to do.
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Just let him just fumble his way
through it, like everybody else.
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Cindy wants me to kiss her.
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And you went to mom and dad instead of me?
Rookie mistake.
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Okay, smart guy,
what's your brilliant advice?
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I say get it over with early in the date.
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That way, all the pressure's off.
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00:09:29,751 --> 00:09:31,251
If you wait too long, you get too nervous.
254
00:09:31,252 --> 00:09:33,553
Actually, Brick, that's a good idea.
255
00:09:33,554 --> 00:09:35,022
Don't agree with me, mom.
It wrecks my point.
256
00:09:35,023 --> 00:09:36,723
Look, the hardest part
257
00:09:36,724 --> 00:09:38,692
is trying to know whether or
not she wants to kiss you,
258
00:09:38,693 --> 00:09:40,227
and you already know she does,
so you're golden.
259
00:09:40,228 --> 00:09:41,728
Just put your mouth on her mouth.
260
00:09:41,729 --> 00:09:43,030
And remember this code I made up...
261
00:09:43,031 --> 00:09:44,898
keep it simple, stupid.
262
00:09:44,899 --> 00:09:49,002
Oh. I get it... k-i-s-s.
"Keep it simple, stupid."
263
00:09:49,003 --> 00:09:51,204
Oh, yeah. I never thought about that.
264
00:09:51,205 --> 00:09:52,707
Wow! I am good.
265
00:09:55,243 --> 00:09:56,610
Okay, listen.
266
00:09:56,611 --> 00:09:58,812
I got to say something,
but I don't want you
267
00:09:58,813 --> 00:10:01,081
to get all weird and
overly excited about it.
268
00:10:01,082 --> 00:10:02,315
I won't. What is it?
269
00:10:03,584 --> 00:10:05,018
I need your advice.
270
00:10:05,019 --> 00:10:06,687
Ooh! Whoo!
271
00:10:06,688 --> 00:10:07,788
Okay.
272
00:10:07,789 --> 00:10:09,122
Would you just be cool?
273
00:10:09,123 --> 00:10:10,691
I'm cool. Totally cool.
274
00:10:10,692 --> 00:10:12,626
Just... just so happy right now.
275
00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:17,631
Okay, so, Devin says she doesn't
want anything for Valentine's day,
276
00:10:17,632 --> 00:10:19,933
but then Hutch says every
girl wants something,
277
00:10:19,934 --> 00:10:21,968
and I just really like her,
and I don't want to blow it.
278
00:10:21,969 --> 00:10:23,603
Okay. Okay.
279
00:10:23,604 --> 00:10:25,138
So that's the question on the table...
280
00:10:25,139 --> 00:10:28,575
"says no, might mean yes."
281
00:10:28,576 --> 00:10:32,612
And you've come to me, your mom,
to help you figure it out...
282
00:10:32,613 --> 00:10:34,581
which I love, by the way.
283
00:10:34,582 --> 00:10:36,016
Mom! Okay. Got it.
284
00:10:36,017 --> 00:10:38,785
Um, well, you know,
I had a birthday party once,
285
00:10:38,786 --> 00:10:41,021
and I said I didn't want any presents,
286
00:10:41,022 --> 00:10:43,690
but I got them anyway,
and I totally loved it.
287
00:10:43,691 --> 00:10:45,092
Then again, she's not me.
288
00:10:45,093 --> 00:10:46,860
She might really mean what she says.
289
00:10:46,861 --> 00:10:48,628
I mean, sometimes I mean what I say.
290
00:10:48,629 --> 00:10:51,264
See, it's like with your dad.
You know, we have our thing.
291
00:10:51,265 --> 00:10:52,599
We know what we do.
292
00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,700
You'll understand when you're married...
293
00:10:53,701 --> 00:10:55,569
maybe to Devin, who I picked out for you.
294
00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:56,570
Goodbye.
295
00:10:56,571 --> 00:10:57,604
No, no, no, no, no!
296
00:10:57,605 --> 00:10:58,805
No, no, no, no, no, no!
297
00:10:58,806 --> 00:11:00,674
No, no! Don't go! I wasn't ready!
298
00:11:00,675 --> 00:11:02,342
I was just trying to get it right!
299
00:11:02,343 --> 00:11:03,610
This was a hard one!
300
00:11:03,611 --> 00:11:07,048
Okay, come back anytime. I love our talks.
301
00:11:11,252 --> 00:11:12,986
Okay, while Sue's at Spudsy's,
302
00:11:12,987 --> 00:11:15,622
I want to go over the plans for
the Scavenger Hunt tomorrow.
303
00:11:15,623 --> 00:11:17,657
Mrs. Heck,
you're giving her the first clue.
304
00:11:17,658 --> 00:11:19,726
You'll be here with
doughnuts in the morning.
305
00:11:19,727 --> 00:11:21,995
- Are you providing the doughnuts?
- Yeah.
306
00:11:21,996 --> 00:11:24,064
- Better make it two boxes.
- Got it.
307
00:11:24,065 --> 00:11:26,800
And, Mr. Heck,
can you be at the Bowling Alley at 3:00,
308
00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:27,801
holding a rose?
309
00:11:27,802 --> 00:11:29,169
No.
310
00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:32,139
Can you be at Claire's
Boutique at the mall at 4:00?
311
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:33,173
No.
312
00:11:33,174 --> 00:11:35,075
In the park with a balloon at 5:00?
313
00:11:35,076 --> 00:11:36,210
No.
314
00:11:36,211 --> 00:11:39,679
If you change "Bowling Alley,"
"mall," or "park" to "couch,"
315
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:40,781
then I'm your guy.
316
00:11:40,782 --> 00:11:43,251
Awesome. Thanks for being so flexible.
317
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,989
Hey, I'm here.
318
00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:51,691
Did you know there's
throw-up on your steps?
319
00:11:51,692 --> 00:11:53,260
Mm, yeah. It's supposed to rain tomorrow.
320
00:11:53,261 --> 00:11:54,327
Oh.
321
00:11:54,328 --> 00:11:55,829
Do you want to watch the game here,
322
00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:57,264
or do you want to go to the union?
323
00:11:57,265 --> 00:11:58,665
Actually, I know you said
324
00:11:58,666 --> 00:12:01,301
you didn't want to do anything
for Valentine's day...
325
00:12:01,302 --> 00:12:03,136
Oh, no.
Where do you want it... head or gut?
326
00:12:03,137 --> 00:12:04,604
No. No, no, no, no, no.
327
00:12:04,605 --> 00:12:07,107
We are not celebrating
Valentine's day tomorrow.
328
00:12:07,108 --> 00:12:11,077
However, today is World Radio day.
329
00:12:11,078 --> 00:12:13,079
You don't have a problem with that, right?
330
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,581
I don't know. What is it?
331
00:12:14,582 --> 00:12:17,317
Just some holiday I
read about on Wikipedia.
332
00:12:17,318 --> 00:12:19,586
I mean, it was invented three years ago,
333
00:12:19,587 --> 00:12:21,988
so there's no lame traditions,
like cupids or roses.
334
00:12:21,989 --> 00:12:23,890
They don't even have cards for it.
I checked.
335
00:12:23,891 --> 00:12:25,125
Liking it so far.
336
00:12:25,126 --> 00:12:26,126
Good.
337
00:12:26,127 --> 00:12:28,228
So, in honor of World Radio day
338
00:12:28,229 --> 00:12:30,931
and the special place you hold in my heart,
339
00:12:30,932 --> 00:12:33,567
I give you...
340
00:12:33,568 --> 00:12:34,601
This houseplant!
341
00:12:34,602 --> 00:12:36,324
Why, thank you.
342
00:12:36,325 --> 00:12:38,029
Well, to be fair, it came with the house,
343
00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:39,988
and you might want to water it.
344
00:12:39,989 --> 00:12:41,074
Next...
345
00:12:41,075 --> 00:12:42,843
I made your favorite.
346
00:12:42,844 --> 00:12:45,245
Three beef patties, stacked vertically,
347
00:12:45,246 --> 00:12:48,648
ordered in window number 1,
picked up in window number 2,
348
00:12:48,649 --> 00:12:51,651
with fries and a side of
fancy ketchup packets!
349
00:12:51,652 --> 00:12:54,254
And here I thought I was gonna
get nothing for Radio day.
350
00:12:54,255 --> 00:12:55,689
Unh-unh-unh-unh.
351
00:12:55,690 --> 00:12:57,725
Now, before we eat,
I have one more thing to show you.
352
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,628
Follow me.
353
00:13:03,664 --> 00:13:06,099
Oh, my God!
354
00:13:06,100 --> 00:13:08,068
A bouncy house?!
355
00:13:08,069 --> 00:13:10,670
Nothing says "World Radio day"
like a bouncy house!
356
00:13:10,671 --> 00:13:12,906
Right?
357
00:13:12,907 --> 00:13:14,541
Whoo!
358
00:13:20,014 --> 00:13:21,014
So you like it?
359
00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:23,550
Are you kidding?! This is epic!
360
00:13:23,551 --> 00:13:26,586
You know me so well!
361
00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:29,689
So, uh,
what'd you get me for Valentine's day?
362
00:13:41,702 --> 00:13:42,702
Good morning.
363
00:13:42,703 --> 00:13:44,204
Happy Valentine's day.
364
00:13:44,205 --> 00:13:46,740
Oh! Happy Valentine's day, mom!
365
00:13:46,741 --> 00:13:49,576
So, I've been told to deliver this.
366
00:13:50,645 --> 00:13:51,978
Half a box of doughnuts!
367
00:13:51,979 --> 00:13:53,614
Uh-huh.
368
00:13:55,650 --> 00:13:57,884
"Hope your Valentine's day is a real ball.
369
00:13:57,885 --> 00:13:59,920
"Your next clue's at Yankee candle
370
00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:01,788
at Pioneer Galaxy Mall."
371
00:14:02,823 --> 00:14:04,991
It's a Scavenger Hunt. Aah!
372
00:14:04,992 --> 00:14:07,227
Isn't he the best boyfriend ever?!
373
00:14:07,228 --> 00:14:09,262
Maybe there'll be a
sweater at the end of this.
374
00:14:09,263 --> 00:14:10,897
You told Darrin the red,
not the blue, right?
375
00:14:10,898 --> 00:14:12,299
You know what? Don't even tell me.
376
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:13,667
I want to be surprised.
377
00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,873
Oh, to be excited about something.
378
00:14:21,275 --> 00:14:22,909
Who schedules a kiss?!
379
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:25,178
You know what else is scheduled?
Executions.
380
00:14:25,179 --> 00:14:26,646
What I wouldn't give
381
00:14:26,647 --> 00:14:28,615
to be a complacent
married couple right now.
382
00:14:28,616 --> 00:14:30,684
Lots of kisses led up to this freedom.
383
00:14:30,685 --> 00:14:31,685
Am I running a fever?
384
00:14:31,686 --> 00:14:33,086
'Cause if I am, I shouldn't do this.
385
00:14:33,087 --> 00:14:34,554
Brick, calm down.
386
00:14:34,555 --> 00:14:36,056
You calm down!
387
00:14:36,057 --> 00:14:38,592
Oh, God.
Why does she always have to be so prompt?
388
00:14:42,296 --> 00:14:44,065
Yeah?
389
00:14:46,834 --> 00:14:48,668
Hi, Brick. It's 2:00.
390
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:50,737
I was here at 1:47, but you said 2:00,
391
00:14:50,738 --> 00:14:51,805
so I read your mail.
392
00:14:51,806 --> 00:14:53,540
They're gonna shut off your water.
393
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:54,574
Oh. Huh.
394
00:14:54,575 --> 00:14:56,177
Come in, Cindy.
395
00:14:58,346 --> 00:15:00,313
Would you like to chat with my parents?
396
00:15:00,314 --> 00:15:02,582
I thought we were going to go
out for ice cream and then kiss.
397
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,552
Oh. Yes. I do recall that.
398
00:15:05,553 --> 00:15:07,254
Ice cream, kissing.
399
00:15:08,322 --> 00:15:10,323
That reminds me of a funny story.
400
00:15:10,324 --> 00:15:11,926
But first, a beverage.
401
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,728
Aaah!
402
00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:17,664
Okay. You are not going to
believe where I've been...
403
00:15:17,665 --> 00:15:21,067
the mall, the fire station,
chip's motel and canoe rental.
404
00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:24,571
The produce guy at the frugal
hoosier gave me this clue.
405
00:15:24,572 --> 00:15:26,840
"See if you can solve this quiz.
406
00:15:26,841 --> 00:15:30,277
Go to where your dad always is."
407
00:15:31,779 --> 00:15:34,681
No, no, no. You have to read it.
Everybody's been doing it.
408
00:15:34,682 --> 00:15:36,316
One guy did a French accent!
409
00:15:36,317 --> 00:15:37,650
Oh.
410
00:15:37,651 --> 00:15:40,720
I'll be doing a tired American.
411
00:15:40,721 --> 00:15:44,724
"He's part of Boss Co.,
but he's not Axl or me.
412
00:15:44,725 --> 00:15:48,261
You'll find the next clue
across the stree... t."
413
00:15:48,262 --> 00:15:50,096
Donahues' house!
414
00:15:53,234 --> 00:15:55,803
And that's why I never use
hand dryers in restrooms.
415
00:15:57,038 --> 00:15:58,772
Well, that's all the small talk I got,
416
00:15:58,773 --> 00:16:00,574
so I guess we should go.
417
00:16:14,822 --> 00:16:16,623
Excuse me.
418
00:16:16,624 --> 00:16:18,259
I'm about to be spontaneous.
419
00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:22,062
Oh. Velcro.
420
00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:24,130
I did not know they were detachable.
421
00:16:24,131 --> 00:16:25,331
Smart design.
422
00:16:36,277 --> 00:16:38,645
Oh, my God! Mike, it's happening!
423
00:16:38,646 --> 00:16:40,647
He went in early, like Axl said.
424
00:16:40,648 --> 00:16:41,915
Hey, that's my boy.
425
00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:44,884
Oh, wow. They're still going.
426
00:16:44,885 --> 00:16:47,154
And they're still going.
427
00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:59,699
Mike, we did teach him about stopping,
right?
428
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:01,201
I didn't think we had to.
429
00:17:01,202 --> 00:17:02,302
I think we had to.
430
00:17:02,303 --> 00:17:04,304
I mean,
they're not even moving their heads.
431
00:17:04,305 --> 00:17:05,605
They're like statues.
432
00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:08,341
Look at her neck. That's got to hurt.
433
00:17:08,342 --> 00:17:09,709
Frankie, I think we should break this up.
434
00:17:09,710 --> 00:17:11,778
No, that'll be embarrassing.
435
00:17:11,779 --> 00:17:13,847
Maybe we should just go out to the car.
436
00:17:13,848 --> 00:17:16,549
You know, when they see us,
they'll probably stop.
437
00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:17,784
What are we going out there for?
438
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:19,753
We'll just say we're going to Walgreens.
439
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,659
Mike, did you lock the door?
440
00:17:26,660 --> 00:17:28,595
Yes, I did.
441
00:17:28,596 --> 00:17:30,630
What did you want to get from Walgreens?
442
00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:32,132
Uh, we need toilet paper.
443
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,300
Oh, yeah.
444
00:17:44,778 --> 00:17:45,813
Now what?
445
00:17:47,014 --> 00:17:49,749
Well, we do need toilet paper.
446
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,585
Guess we're going to Walgreens.
447
00:18:12,072 --> 00:18:13,573
There's my Valentine!
448
00:18:14,642 --> 00:18:16,342
Darrin! Ooh!
449
00:18:16,343 --> 00:18:19,045
This has just been the best day ever!
450
00:18:19,046 --> 00:18:21,681
All the clues,
and everybody's been so nice.
451
00:18:21,682 --> 00:18:24,184
Well, the manager at
the Bowling Alley had a little 'tude,
452
00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:26,052
but there were four parties going on today,
453
00:18:26,053 --> 00:18:27,153
so I totally get it.
454
00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:28,288
But I can't believe
455
00:18:28,289 --> 00:18:30,156
you set up all these
things in all these places,
456
00:18:30,157 --> 00:18:31,858
and I don't even know where we are now.
457
00:18:31,859 --> 00:18:33,126
Where are we?
458
00:18:33,127 --> 00:18:35,229
The last stop in your Scavenger Hunt.
Come in.
459
00:18:38,132 --> 00:18:39,632
Surprise!
460
00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:41,067
Welcome to my house.
461
00:18:41,068 --> 00:18:42,101
What?
462
00:18:42,102 --> 00:18:43,770
Well, you know, I've been working hard
463
00:18:43,771 --> 00:18:45,572
and saving my air-conditioning money,
464
00:18:45,573 --> 00:18:46,606
so I bought this house.
465
00:18:46,607 --> 00:18:48,308
Just closed on it yesterday.
466
00:18:48,309 --> 00:18:49,809
Oh, wow.
467
00:18:49,810 --> 00:18:52,045
I mean... Wow!
468
00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:54,080
It's great,
'cause the kitchen and the living room
469
00:18:54,081 --> 00:18:56,183
are in the same room,
and back there's the bedroom.
470
00:19:02,623 --> 00:19:06,092
It's nice how the bed
touches all four walls.
471
00:19:06,093 --> 00:19:08,761
Yeah. Now I never have to worry
about falling off the bed.
472
00:19:10,064 --> 00:19:13,967
And look...
this folds down into a kitchen table.
473
00:19:13,968 --> 00:19:16,069
These fold into seats.
474
00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:17,136
Oh.
475
00:19:17,137 --> 00:19:20,807
And this folds down into a couch.
476
00:19:20,808 --> 00:19:22,076
Ah.
477
00:19:23,978 --> 00:19:27,114
Do any of them fold down into a sweater?
478
00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:34,988
You know, today is Valentine's day,
479
00:19:34,989 --> 00:19:37,257
and we haven't even
talked about you and me.
480
00:19:37,258 --> 00:19:38,558
Yeah, well, you know.
481
00:19:38,559 --> 00:19:41,227
So... I got you a little something.
482
00:19:41,228 --> 00:19:42,328
Aww.
483
00:19:42,329 --> 00:19:45,632
Well, it just so happens I got
you a little something, too.
484
00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:48,635
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
485
00:19:48,636 --> 00:19:51,638
Hey! Sports Illustrated. Thank you.
486
00:19:51,639 --> 00:19:53,840
Ooh! French onion Pringles!
487
00:19:53,841 --> 00:19:55,842
Guess you're not gonna be
kissing me tonight, hm?
488
00:19:56,844 --> 00:19:58,878
Ooh! You got the Tweezers I wanted!
489
00:19:58,879 --> 00:20:01,214
Yeah, well,
you've been mentioning it, so...
490
00:20:01,215 --> 00:20:03,816
All right!
A giant remote so I can see the numbers!
491
00:20:05,085 --> 00:20:06,686
Aww.
492
00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:08,054
And you always say
493
00:20:08,055 --> 00:20:11,090
how embarrassed you are
to go into the lady aisle.
494
00:20:11,091 --> 00:20:12,558
Happy Valentine's day, Frankie.
495
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:15,328
Mmm. Happy Valentine's day.
496
00:20:15,329 --> 00:20:18,331
So, you think it's safe to go home?
497
00:20:18,332 --> 00:20:21,601
Yeah. They got to be done by now.
498
00:20:21,602 --> 00:20:23,303
Wow, Darrin.
499
00:20:23,304 --> 00:20:26,072
Well, you're a homeowner. Congratulations.
500
00:20:26,073 --> 00:20:28,107
This is so exciting for you.
501
00:20:28,108 --> 00:20:31,210
Actually, Sue, there's one more surprise.
502
00:20:31,211 --> 00:20:32,812
The house isn't mine.
503
00:20:32,813 --> 00:20:34,180
It isn't?
504
00:20:34,181 --> 00:20:35,181
No.
505
00:20:35,182 --> 00:20:37,017
It's ours.
506
00:20:42,323 --> 00:20:44,625
Sue Heck, will you marry me?
507
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,619
Okay. You're done.
508
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,856
Happy Valentine's day, Cindy.
509
00:21:16,857 --> 00:21:18,158
Nailed it.
510
00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:22,443
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