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- SPRING BREAK, WHEN EVERYONE
- FLEES THE COLD WINTER WEATHER
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FOR THE SURF, THE SAND,
OR, IN OUR CASE, THE COUCH.
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I THINK
THEY'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
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NO WAY.
THEY'RE GONNA LIST IT.
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HE WAS VERY CLEAR
HE WANTED A FINISHED BASEMENT.
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YEAH, BUT AFTER THEY DID
THAT MOLD REMEDIATION,
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THERE'S NO WAY
THEY'RE GONNA LIST IT.
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BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA LOVE IT
WITHOUT THAT MUD ROOM.
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I WONDER WHAT WE WOULD DO IF OUR
HOUSE WAS EVER ON THIS SHOW.
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LIST IT.
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OKAY, TV OFF.
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT.
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OH!
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RELAX.
THIS IS SOMETHING GOOD.
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IT TURNS OUT HOOSIER BABY
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PLACED A FAIRLY BIG ORDER
WITH LI'L RIVALS.
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SO, SINCE WE HAVE
A LITTLE EXTRA MONEY,
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I THOUGHT WE SHOULD ALL
GO ON A TRIP.
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YOU KNOW,
SOMEPLACE NICE.
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OH, MY GOD.
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WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII!
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AHH!
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♪♪ ALOHA 'OE, ALOHA 'OE ♪♪
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NO, NO. IT'S... IT'S...
IT'S NOT HAWAII.
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IT'S MAMMOTH CAVE,
KENTUCKY!
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OHH.
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NO, COME ON, TRUST ME,
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
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WE USED TO GO WHEN I WAS A KID,
AND WE ALWAYS HAD A BLAST.
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THEY GOT THESE
REALLY GREAT CAVE TOURS,
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AND WE'D STAY
AT THE PINE CEDAR LODGE
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WITH AN INDOOR POOL,
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AND THEN WE'D DRIVE
UP AND SPEND A DAY
AT OLD FORT HARROD.
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WELL, I GUESS
IF THEY HAVE A FORT.
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NO! SPRING BREAK IS
SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT
HOOKING UP WITH GIRLS,
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NOT HANGING AROUND
SOME STUPID CAVE.
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HEY, IF YOUR DAD SAYS
IT'S GONNA BE FUN,
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IT'LL PROBABLY
MAYBE BE FUN.
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AND, HEY, IF THE DONAHUES AREN'T
BUSY, MAYBE THEY'LL JOIN US.
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I ALWAYS TOLD NANCY
I WOULD LET HER KNOW
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IF WE EVER DECIDED
TO GO ANYWHERE.
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WHY DO WE GOT
TO BRING THE DONAHUES?
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BECAUSE IF YOU'RE GONNA DRAG ME
TO CAVES AND FORTS,
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I'M GONNA NEED
SOMEONE TO TALK TO.
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THAT'S TRUE.
I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO YOU.
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♪♪♪♪
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WHY ARE WE LOADING EVERYTHING
INTO THE DONAHUES' CARS?
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THEY OFFERED TO DRIVE.
ISN'T THAT NICE?
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NO, IT'S NOT.
WE'LL TAKE OUR OWN CAR.
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WHY?
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WOULD YOU RATHER
MAKE IT TO KENTUCKY,
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OR SPEND ALL WEEK IN A DITCH
WAITING FOR AAA?
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OH, I DON'T THINK AAA
WILL COME FOR US ANYMORE.
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FRANKIE, THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE OUR VACATION.
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YEAH, SO JUST RELAX
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AND LET THE DONAHUE VACATION
KARMA WORK FOR YOU.
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I DID, AND I FEEL
GREAT 'CAUSE NANCY IS
ON TOP OF EVERYTHING.
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WELL, I'M NOT LETTING RON
DO ALL THE DRIVING.
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IT'S A MATTER OF PRIDE.
WELL, YOUR PRIDE
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IS LEAKING TRANSMISSION FLUID
ALL OVER THE DRIVEWAY.
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SO JUST GO LIMP, MIKE.
IT'S HAPPENING.
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SEAN, AREN'T YOU BRINGING
ANYTHING?
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YOUR MCAT STUDY GUIDE,
SHAMPOO...
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A RAZOR?
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MOM, I'M NOT
INTO POSSESSIONS.
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YOU JUST BECOME A SLAVE
TO THEM.
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YOU DON'T OWN THEM,
THEY OWN YOU.
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OKAY, GIRLS IN ONE CAR,
BOYS IN THE OTHER!
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LET ME TELL YOU... BREAKING
THE CARS UP INTO GIRLS AND GUYS
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WAS A GREAT IDEA.
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GIRLS CAN TALK
ABOUT GIRL STUFF...
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AND GUYS
CAN TALK ABOUT GUY STUFF.
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MMM!
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NANCY, THESE CARAMEL CORN BALLS
ARE DELICIOUS.
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GLAD YOU LIKE 'EM.
I MADE ONE FOR EVERYBODY.
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OH, THOSE
ARE SEAN'S FAVORITE.
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AT LEAST,
I THINK THEY ARE.
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I JUST DON'T KNOW HIM
ANYMORE.
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LISTEN,
IT'S JUST A PHASE.
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YEAH?
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BUT DID YOUR KIDS EVER
GO THROUGH THE PHASE
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OF NOT WANTING
TO TAKE THE MCATS?
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THEY WERE BORN
IN THAT PHASE.
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BUT IT'S NOT JUST THAT.
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SEAN PICKED NOTRE DAME
BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
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HIS BEST SHOT
TO GET INTO A GOOD MED SCHOOL.
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BUT IF HE DOESN'T
TAKE HIS MCATS IN APRIL,
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HE'S NOT GONNA
GET INTO ANY MED SCHOOL.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,
FRANKIE.
WELL...
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I HELD HIM IN CONTEMPT
AT FAMILY COURT,
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AND HE JUST
STOPPED SHOWING UP.
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WELL, I HEAR YA.
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MY KIDS DON'T WANT
TO LISTEN TO ME, EITHER.
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OH, BUT IF SOMEBODY ELSE
TELLS 'EM SOMETHING,
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THEY'RE ALL EARS.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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IT... IT'S ALMOST
LIKE THEY'RE WAITING
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FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SAY IT
AND THEN THEY'LL HEAR IT.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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I'M SORRY.
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WE SHOULD TALK
TO EACH OTHER'S KIDS.
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WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, MAYBE
YOU COULD TALK TO SEAN.
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Y-YOU KNOW, FIND OUT
WHERE HIS HEAD'S AT,
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SEE IF YOU CAN REACH
HIS BRAIN UNDER ALL
OF THAT HAIR OF HIS.
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WELL, YEAH, SURE.
I COULD... I COULD TALK TO HIM.
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OH, GREAT.
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AND I CAN TALK TO BRICK FOR YOU
ABOUT HIS THING.
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OH, THE WHISPERING
AND WHOOPING?
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WE'VE DECIDED
TO JUST LIVE WITH THAT.
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NO, THE OTHER THING.
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THAT'S GOT TO
HAVE YOU WORRIED.
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WELL, YEAH,
THAT WOULD BE GREAT
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IF YOU TALK TO HIM
ABOUT... THAT.
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YEAH, WE DEFINITELY
DON'T APPROVE OF... THAT.
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♪♪♪♪
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SO, WE FINALLY ARRIVED
AT PINE CEDAR LODGE,
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AND I COULD SEE
WHY MIKE LIKED IT.
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THERE WAS A LOT OF PLAID.
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SUE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO ORDER
THE SIX-POUND OMELET.
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YEAH, BUT IF YOU FINISH IT
IN UNDER AN HOUR,
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THEY GIVE YOU A PIN.
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SORRY RON'S NOT HERE.
HE HAD AN EARLY TEE TIME.
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HE ALWAYS SAYS HE COULD LIVE
ON A GOLF COURSE,
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AND I SAY,
"YOU MIGHT HAVE TO
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IF YOU DON'T SPEND MORE TIME
WITH YOUR FAMILY."
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SO, I DID A LAP AROUND THE
PROPERTY, SCOPED OUT THE TALENT.
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GOOD NEWS...
IT'S NOT A TOTAL WASTELAND.
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THERE'S AT LEAST
TWO TOTAL HOTTIES
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WHO ALSO SEEM TO BE STUCK HERE
WITH THEIR FAMILIES.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY,
HMM?
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DUST OFF A LITTLE
"JERK/NOT A JERK"?
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I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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OH, COME ON.
IT'LL BE LIKE THE OLD DAYS.
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AND WE'RE IN KENTUCKY... WE'VE
NEVER TRIED IT ON FOREIGN SOIL.
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WHAT IS
"JERK/NOT A JERK"?
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UH, PBHT,
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IT'S KIND OF LIKE GOOD COP/BAD
COP BUT FOR MEETING WOMEN.
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YOU SEE, SEAN HERE GOES UP
TO A LADY, ACTS LIKE A JERK,
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THEN I SWOOP IN,
TELL HIM TO LEAVE HER ALONE.
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HE LEAVES, THE GIRL IS GRATEFUL,
I LOOK LIKE A HERO,
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AND... BOOM...
ICE BROKEN.
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HMM.
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SORRY, AXL.
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I'M JUST NOT INTO
THE WHOLE DECEPTION THING.
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I'M GONNA GO DO SOME HOT YOGA
AND MEDITATE.
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THEY SAY WHEN YOU SWEAT,
A LOT OF REAL TRUTHS COME OUT.
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WOW, I JUST
WANT TO PUNCH YOU SO BAD.
MM-HMM.
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I UNDERSTAND, MAN.
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M GOING ON A TOUR OF THE CAVE.
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WHO'S GOING WITH ME?
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ANYBODY?
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NO?
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OKAY,
YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT.
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YOU'RE NOW
IN THE DEEPEST RECESS
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OF THE LONGEST CAVE SYSTEM
IN THE WORLD.
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WHEN I TURN OFF THIS LAMP,
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YOU'LL EXPERIENCE A COMPLETE
ABSENCE OF NATURAL LIGHT.
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COOL.
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FRANKIE,
DRINKING BEFORE NOON?
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MM! IT'S GOT PINEAPPLE,
SO IT'S BASICALLY BREAKFAST.
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WELL, I TALKED TO BRICK
FOR YOU.
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OH, WE'RE
ACTUALLY DOING THAT?
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YEAH.
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TURNS OUT POOR BRICK IS JUST
WORRIED ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL.
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THAT'S HOW
IT MANIFESTED ITSELF.
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AH. SO,
IS HE STILL DOING... IT?
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HE IS MAKING
A SERIOUS EFFORT TO STOP.
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I THINK YOU'LL NOTICE
THE DIFFERENCE.
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SO, HAVE YOU
TALKED TO SEAN YET?
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OH, WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW IT IS WITH SEAN.
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I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO PICK
JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT.
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BUT I WILL GET
RIGHT ON THAT.
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THANKS.
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YOU'RE SUCH AN AMAZING FRIEND
TO ME.
OH.
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I REMEMBER THE DAY
THAT YOU MOVED IN.
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WHEN I SAW YOUR STUFF
COMING OFF THAT MOVING VAN,
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I THOUGHT, "UGH!"
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BUT THEN YOU JUST
WORMED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART,
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YOU LITTLE HEARTWORM.
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HEY, BEAUTIFUL.
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YOU'RE A REAL HOT LADY.
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YOU MAKE ME FEEL...
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STUFF.
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ARE YOU HUNGRY?
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PERHAPS MY PARENTS
CAN BUY YOU A SANDWICH.
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AND IF WE WAIT A HALF AN HOUR,
WE CAN GO SWIMMING.
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BUT WE'LL HAVE TO STAY
IN THE SHALLOW END.
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IF I CAN'T FEEL THE BOTTOM,
I'LL PANIC.
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NO, THANKS.
I'M GOOD.
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OH, DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT,
TOOTS.
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YOU'RE WAY BETTER
THAN GOOD.
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UH, HEY,
IS THIS GUY BOTHERING YOU?
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ACTUALLY, YEAH, HE IS.
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OKAY, BUDDY,
HIT THE BRICKS.
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LET THE LADY
READ HER BOOK.
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UGH, FINE.
I READ THAT BOOK ANYWAY.
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THE BANKER'S THE KILLER.
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OHH.
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SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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JERKS LIKE HIM
GIVE US ALL A BAD NAME.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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I'M SARAH.
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AXL.
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SO, UH,
YOU LIKE BOOKS, HUH?
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YEAH. OH, I DID
UNTIL HE RUINED THE ENDING.
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HEY, BRICK.
HMM?
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO BE MY JERK AGAIN TODAY.
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WHAT? NO WAY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SARAH?
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SHE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND
IN THE MILITARY.
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JUST CAN'T DO THAT
TO OUR TROOPS.
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NO, I'M NOT
GONNA DO IT, AXL.
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OKAY, BRICK,
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS,
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BUT IF YOU DON'T HELP ME,
I MIGHT HAVE TO TELL CINDY
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ABOUT YOUR SUDDEN PENCHANT
FOR OLDER LADIES.
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SHE'D NEVER BELIEVE YOU.
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BESIDES, AFTER
SHE KISSED THAT OTHER BOY,
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SHE GAVE ME
WHAT THEY CALL A "HALL PASS,"
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WHICH, DESPITE THE NAME,
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DOES NOT GIVE ME FREE ACCESS
TO THE LIBRARY.
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OH, COME ON, BRICK.
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I CAN'T GO BACK TO SCHOOL
AND TELL EVERYONE
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I JUST HUNG OUT WITH MY FAMILY
FOR SPRING BREAK,
222
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NOT AT LEAST WITHOUT
HOOKING UP WITH SOMEBODY.
223
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FINE, BUT I DON'T KNOW
224
00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,963
WHY YOU CAN'T
JUST BE YOUR OWN JERK.
225
00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,268
YOU'RE A LOT BETTER AT IT.
226
00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,206
HEY, DON'T
TRY TO FLATTER ME NOW.
227
00:08:29,275 --> 00:08:31,835
OKAY, I'M OFF
TO OLD FORT HARROD.
228
00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,346
THEY'RE DEMONSTRATING A
GENUINE CIVIL WAR CANNON TODAY.
229
00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:35,541
WHO'S COMING WITH?
230
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NOBODY?
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00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:41,015
ALL RIGHT,
MORE FORT FOR ME.
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COOL.
233
00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,334
HEY, SEAN.
234
00:08:56,403 --> 00:08:58,998
LOOK AT YOU,
LOOKIN' ALL PEACEFUL.
235
00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,904
WHATCHA DOING OUT HERE
ALL BY YOURSELF?
236
00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:04,035
I GUESS I JUST FELT
LIKE GETTING AWAY FROM
MY FAMILY FOR A WHILE.
237
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,842
WELL, YEAH, WELL,
I GUESS I GET THAT.
238
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:11,009
SO, SCHOOL'S GOOD?
239
00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,382
ACTUALLY, IT'S GREAT.
240
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,353
I REALLY FEEL
LIKE I'M CHANGING, YOU KNOW.
241
00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,421
LIKE REALLY EVOLVING.
242
00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,889
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
243
00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:18,151
EVOLVING'S GOOD.
244
00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,935
BUT MY... MY PARENTS
DON'T SEEM TO GET THAT.
245
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,120
THEY STILL
WANT ME TO BE
246
00:09:21,194 --> 00:09:22,438
THIS THING I DECIDED TO BE
WHEN I WAS 6,
247
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:24,363
WHETHER I STILL
WANT THAT OR NOT.
248
00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,975
THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT
ABOUT YOU, MRS. HECK.
249
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,867
YOU'RE JUST,
YOU KNOW, CHILL.
250
00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,460
OH, YEAH?
251
00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,972
I GUESS
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
252
00:09:33,039 --> 00:09:35,599
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
I AM PRETTY CHILL.
253
00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:38,367
YOU LISTEN TO YOUR KIDS,
LET 'EM FIND THEIR OWN PATH.
254
00:09:38,445 --> 00:09:40,437
LIKE, AXL'S NEVER
BEEN THAT GREAT AT SCHOOL.
255
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:41,913
YOU'RE STILL PROUD OF HIM
ANYWAY.
256
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,108
THAT'S AWESOME.
257
00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,051
WELL, THE THING IS,
MIKE AND I...
258
00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,920
REALLY, ME MOSTLY...
DECIDED A LONG TIME AGO
259
00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,924
WE WEREN'T GONNA
MICROMANAGE OUR KIDS.
260
00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,961
IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE WE'RE BEING
LAZY, BUT IT'S A CHOICE.
261
00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,268
FOR INSTANCE, I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE MY KIDS ARE RIGHT NOW.
262
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:58,595
BRICK COULD BE
LOST IN THE WOODS.
263
00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:01,100
BUT IT'S UP TO HIM
TO FIND HIS OWN WAY HOME.
264
00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,931
SEE, THAT'S
SUCH A GREAT IDEA.
265
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,163
IT IS, ISN'T IT?
266
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,569
MAKES THEM
MORE SELF-SUFFICIENT.
267
00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,231
SEE,
I DON'T SEE THE NEED
268
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,151
TO GO TO EVERY SCHOOL EVENT,
OR MAKE MY KIDS' LUNCHES,
269
00:10:09,175 --> 00:10:10,575
OR REMEMBER
THEIR BIRTHDAYS.
270
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,078
IN OUR HOUSE, IF YOU WANT
SOMETHING, YOU SPEAK UP.
271
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,614
YOU DON'T
JUST GET DINNER.
272
00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:17,515
MAN, I WISH MY MOM
THOUGHT MORE LIKE YOU.
273
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,951
OH, WELL, LISTEN.
PARENTING'S TOUGH.
274
00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:22,250
JUST 'CAUSE SOME OF US HAVE IT
DOWN BETTER THAN OTHERS,
275
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,346
YOU CAN'T JUDGE.
276
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,085
BUT YOUR MOM LOVES YOU
277
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,389
AND SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH
YOU WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR ONCE,
278
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,224
SO, YOU KNOW,
WHY CLOSE THE DOOR ON THAT?
279
00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,593
WHO KNOWS?
280
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:32,655
YOU MIGHT DECIDE
YOU WANT TO BE ONE LATER,
281
00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,527
AND THEN YOU'LL REGRET
NOT HAVING TAKEN THE MCATS.
282
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:39,266
YEAH, THAT
TOTALLY MAKES SENSE.
283
00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:41,638
THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT TALK.
YOU'RE SO COOL, MRS. HECK.
284
00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,610
I AM.
285
00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:47,272
I THINK THAT'S WHY
SEAN RESPONDS SO WELL TO ME...
286
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,976
'CAUSE I'M RELAXED
AND NANCY KIND OF SMOTHERS HIM.
287
00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,540
YEAH,
SHE'S A SMOTHERER.
288
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,110
I MEAN,
I'M JUST VERY "CHILL"...
289
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,383
SEAN'S WORD, NOT MINE.
290
00:10:56,456 --> 00:10:58,084
ARE YOU
EVEN LISTENING TO ME?
291
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,922
SORRY, I WAS RIGHT
NEXT TO THE CANNON,
292
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,256
AND I CAN'T
REALLY HEAR YOU.
293
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,920
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS THING,
FRANKIE.
294
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,225
MIKE, I'M NOT
DONE TELLING YOU
295
00:11:04,297 --> 00:11:05,697
HOW I'M A BETTER PARENT
THAN NANCY.
296
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:09,163
SEE, I'VE ALWAYS SAID
THAT SHE'S VERY RELENTLESS,
297
00:11:09,235 --> 00:11:11,261
AND SEAN FEELS CHOKED
'CAUSE SHE'S A CHOKER.
298
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:14,432
SEE, SOME PEOPLE HAVE AN INNATE
SENSE OF WHAT A KID NEEDS,
299
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,169
AND OTHERS
HAVE THIS AGENDA.
300
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,609
I MEAN, I'M NOT SAYING
I'M RIGHT AND SHE'S WRONG,
301
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,271
BUT WHOSE KID'S A HIPPIE
302
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,191
AND WHOSE KID HAS AN INTERNSHIP
AT LITTLE BETTY?
303
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,309
OH, YEAH, SURE,
NANCY'S GARAGE IS ORGANIZED,
304
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,582
BUT SHE'S DESTROYING
HER CHILDREN.
305
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,590
♪♪♪♪
306
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,291
NO WAY! NO WAY!
307
00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,594
OH, NO WAY!
308
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:44,069
OH! BRAD, OKAY,
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
309
00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:46,265
DAD, MM!
310
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,171
I HAVE
THE MOST INCREDIBLE NEWS!
311
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,142
NO WAY!
312
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,576
OKAY, I DIDN'T
WANT TO TELL ANYONE
313
00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:53,169
BECAUSE I DIDN'T
WANT TO JINX IT,
314
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:56,080
BUT BRAD AND I
GOT SUMMER JOBS
315
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,447
AT DOLLYWOOD!
316
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,541
AHH!
317
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,280
WHAT? HOW?
318
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,185
THE ENTERTAINMENT COMMITTEE
FROM THE PARK
319
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,450
CAME TO EAST INDY,
320
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,243
SO BRAD DROVE UP
AND WE AUDITIONED TOGETHER.
321
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,130
WE'RE GONNA BE
PERFORMERS!
322
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,194
AH-HA!
OKAY, WELL, BRAD IS.
323
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,467
HE'S DANCING AT THE
COUNTRY CROSSROADS STAGE SHOW.
324
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,168
I WILL BE A HOSTESS
325
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,404
AT AUNT GRANNY'S
ALL-YOU-CARE-TO-EAT BUFFET.
326
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,105
BUT I'LL GET
TO PLAY A CHARACTER.
327
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,647
HANG ON.
328
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,425
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT LIVING
IN TENNESSEE FOR THE SUMMER?
329
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,644
MM-HMM.
BUT DON'T WORRY, DAD.
330
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:33,186
THEY HAVE CONDOS
FOR ALL THEIR EMPLOYEES
331
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,188
RIGHT THERE
IN PIGEON FORGE.
332
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,518
THEY'RE REALLY
JUST CABINS,
333
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,400
BUT THEY CALL 'EM CONDOS
'CAUSE IT SOUNDS FANCIER.
334
00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:39,756
DOES YOUR MOM
KNOW ABOUT THIS?
335
00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:42,421
NO, NO, NO.
I DIDN'T TELL ANYBODY.
336
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,088
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
HOW JINXING WORKS?
337
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,462
I DON'T KNOW, SUE.
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
338
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:50,492
IT'S IN A DIFFERENT STATE
WITH STRANGE PEOPLE IN CONDOS.
339
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,698
YOU WON'T BE HOME
ALL SUMMER.
340
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,365
I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT.
341
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,464
YEAH, I KNOW, DAD.
342
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,407
I-I-I GOT ALL THAT
FIGURED OUT.
343
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,639
I WILL BE MAKING DOUBLE
WHAT I MADE AT SPUDSY'S,
344
00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,271
SO IT WON'T
COST YOU ANYTHING.
345
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,509
OH, PLUS,
THE BEST PART...
346
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,178
I WON'T BE SMELLING
LIKE POTATOES ANYMORE.
347
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:08,517
I'LL SMELL
LIKE FRIED CHICKEN.
348
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,784
IT'S NOT
ABOUT THE MONEY.
349
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:13,383
WHAT DO WE EVEN KNOW
ABOUT THIS DOLLY PARTON?
350
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,826
I'M SORRY, SUE,
BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY NO.
351
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:20,164
OH.
I-I'M SORRY, DAD.
352
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:24,295
BUT I WASN'T REALLY
ASKING YOUR PERMISSION.
353
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:26,532
I WAS JUST KIND OF
LETTING YOU KNOW.
354
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,174
HUH.
355
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,148
IF I WANTED TO PROTECT
MY FRIENDSHIP WITH NANCY,
356
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,360
I KNEW I HAD TO GET TO SHELLY
BEFORE SHE RATTED ME OUT.
357
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,512
HI, SHELLY.
HAVING FUN?
358
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:43,784
YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
ADULTS SAY SILLY THINGS
359
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,848
THAT KIDS
DON'T UNDERSTAND,
360
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,718
LIKE WHEN
THEY TALK ABOUT MORTGAGES
361
00:13:47,794 --> 00:13:49,592
OR OTHER PEOPLE'S
PARENTING SKILLS.
362
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,563
YOU MIGHT THINK
YOU GET IT,
363
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:55,261
BUT YOUR BRAIN HASN'T
ACTUALLY DEVELOPED THE
CAPACITY FOR IRONY YET.
364
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,827
IN FACT, YOUR HEAD'S
PROBABLY STILL SOFT.
365
00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,304
IF I TOUCHED IT
RIGHT NOW,
366
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,170
MY FINGER WOULD PROBABLY
GO RIGHT THROUGH IT.
367
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,708
NOT THAT I WILL.
368
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:05,210
THE IMPORTANT THING IS JUST
NOT TO SAY ANYTHING TO YOUR MOM
369
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:07,304
ABOUT ANYTHING
YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HEARD.
370
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,349
OKAY? WE COOL?
371
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,445
I DON'T HAVE ANYONE
TO PLAY "MARCO POLO" WITH.
372
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:19,592
MARCO...
373
00:14:19,659 --> 00:14:22,185
SO, GIVEN THE CHOICE
BETWEEN AN ATOMIC WEDGIE
374
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,492
AND ANOTHER ROUND
OF "JERK/NOT A JERK,"
375
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,759
BRICK CHOSE THE LATTER.
376
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,630
HEY, SORRY.
377
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,259
IS THIS GUY BUGGING YOU?
378
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,894
NO, HE'S ACTUALLY
BEING REALLY SWEET.
379
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,349
I MEAN, I THOUGHT I WAS THE
BIGGEST "PLANET NOWHERE" NERD,
380
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,636
BUT BRICK HERE CAN NAME
381
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,733
EVERY SILLIGAN OFFICER
IN THE PERNOVIAN FLEET.
382
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:39,711
HM.
383
00:14:39,779 --> 00:14:40,779
WOW.
384
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:43,214
MARCO? MARCO?
385
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,910
AFTER THREE HOURS
OF PLAYING "MARCO POLO"
386
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:46,743
AND NEVER FINDING SHELLY,
387
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,739
BUT INAPPROPRIATELY TOUCHING
A COUPLE OF OLD GUYS
388
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,348
AND MAKING THEIR DAY,
I WAS DONE.
389
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,416
LOOK, SHELLY.
THIS WAS REALLY FUN.
390
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,359
SO FUN.
391
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,227
SO, I GUESS THE ONLY THING YOUR
MOM IS GONNA HEAR ABOUT TODAY
392
00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,765
IS HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD,
RIGHT?
393
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:03,769
YOU KNOW, YOUR ROOM
HAS A REALLY NICE VIEW.
394
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,537
SHE WAS TELLING ME
ABOUT DOLLYWOOD.
395
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,405
NOT ASKING, TELLING.
396
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,602
IS THAT WHAT IT IS NOW?
397
00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,372
I'M THE GUY
THAT GETS TOLD THINGS?
398
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,623
MIKE, SHE'S GOING TO DOLLYWOOD
TO SING AND DANCE WITH BRAD.
399
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,775
OTHER THAN BECOMING A NUN,
THAT'S AS SAFE AS IT GETS.
400
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:18,215
GRAB YOUR TOOTHBRUSH.
401
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:20,276
WHY WE
SWITCHING ROOMS AGAIN?
402
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,788
BECAUSE I'M BEING BLACKMAILED
BY AN 11-YEAR-OLD.
403
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,687
SHE SAID WE'D BE SQUARE
IF WE TRADED ROOMS,
404
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:25,918
AND I NEED TO BE SQUARE.
405
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:27,824
NANCY IS OUR NEIGHBOR,
OUR FRIEND.
406
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,295
AND, BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU TASTED
HER CARAMEL POPCORN BALLS?
407
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,265
WE NEVER SHOULD'VE LET SUE
GO TO EAST INDY STATE.
408
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,698
WE SHOULD'VE SENT HER
TO A SCHOOL
409
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,478
WHERE THEY TEACH KIDS
TO LISTEN TO THEIR PARENTS.
410
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,801
OH, YEAH, THE UNIVERSITY
OF LISTENING TO YOUR PARENTS
411
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,533
HAS A REALLY LONG
WAITING LIST.
412
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,837
I MEAN, MIKE, SHE'S 19.
SHE'S COVERING THE COSTS.
413
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,309
WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
414
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,437
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS.
415
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,276
WELL, OF COURSE
I'M GONNA MISS HER,
416
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,407
BUT FOR SUE,
I THINK THIS IS A GOOD THING.
417
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:51,693
I MEAN, SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN
A LITTLE MORE CLINGY,
418
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,447
WHICH OF COURSE I LOVE,
419
00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,597
BUT I'VE BEEN WORRIED THAT SHE'S
NEVER GONNA LEAVE ON HER OWN,
420
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,385
SO THE FACT
THAT SHE WANTS TO DO THIS,
421
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,789
I THINK
WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE HER.
422
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:02,295
YEAH, WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE ALL
FREE-WHEELING AND CHILL,
423
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:03,829
BUT I'M NOT.
424
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:05,274
SO WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
PUNISH HER FOR GETTING A JOB?
425
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,290
MAKE HER
SIT IN THE CORNER
426
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,378
AND WRITE "I WILL NOT
WORK FOR DOLLY PARTON"
A THOUSAND TIMES?
427
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,946
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING.
428
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,090
I'M NOT GONNA STOP BEING HER DAD
JUST 'CAUSE SHE'S 18.
429
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,537
19.
WHATEVER.
SHE'S STILL A KID.
430
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,406
AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE.
431
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,688
SHE'S COMING WITH ME
TO SEE THAT ROCK THAT
LOOKS LIKE A BUFFALO.
432
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,272
SO IS EVERYBODY ELSE
IN THIS FAMILY 'CAUSE I SAID SO.
433
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,579
OH, MY GOD, IT'S HER.
434
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:32,485
HEY, NANCE.
435
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,769
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING
TO THE DANCE TONIGHT,
436
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,455
THE BLACK THING
OR THE BLUE THING?
437
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,326
THE BLUE.
438
00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:40,366
OH, OKAY.
439
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:41,992
HEY, HAVE YOU
TALKED TO SEAN?
440
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:45,368
'CAUSE I GOT IT DONE...
HE'S TAKING THE MCATS.
441
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,667
YAY.
442
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,640
YES, AND I WANT
TO THANK YOU, FRANKIE.
443
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,507
I JUST DON'T WANT TO SMOTHER YOU
WITH MY GRATITUDE.
444
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,341
UH...
445
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,710
THAT'S RIGHT.
446
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,908
SHELLY TOLD ME
YOU CALLED ME A SMOTHERER.
447
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:59,418
WHAT?
NO, NO, NO, NO.
448
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,511
SMOTHER?
SHE MUST'VE MISHEARD ME.
449
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:07,026
I THINK I SAID, "WOW,
THAT NANCY IS SOME MOTHER."
450
00:17:07,093 --> 00:17:08,652
SO-MOTHER.
SEE?
451
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,629
IT SOUNDS
KIND OF LIKE "SMOTHER."
452
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,824
KIDS ARE REALLY BAD
WITH DIPHTHONGS.
453
00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:13,764
UH-HUH.
454
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,631
OH, IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.
455
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,879
WHAT, ARE THEY
RAISING IGUANAS?
456
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,496
WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT?
457
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:21,700
OH, HOW KIDS LIE.
HOW OLD IS SHELLY? 11?
458
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,640
CAN YOU REALLY TRUST THEM
AT THAT AGE?
459
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,302
AND WHAT WAS SHE DOING
IN A BAR?
460
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,539
THAT'S A LITTLE BIT WEIRD.
461
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,080
I'M NOT BLAMING YOU.
462
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:29,858
IT'S JUST WHAT KIDS DO
TO GET ATTENTION.
463
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:32,943
THEY... THEY LIE,
START FIRES.
464
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,818
FRANKIE,
IT... IT'S OKAY.
465
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,049
I'M NOT MAD.
466
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,455
REALLY?
467
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,652
LOOK, PEOPLE
TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER.
468
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:41,819
IT'S WHAT WE DO.
469
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,385
BUT THE THING IS,
470
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,727
DEEP IN YOUR HEART,
I KNOW YOU LOVE ME,
471
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,528
AND I LOVE YOU, TOO.
472
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,466
I MEAN, HELLO!
473
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:50,833
YOU'RE LIKE A SISTER
TO ME.
474
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:51,927
I AM?
475
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,666
OF COURSE.
476
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:58,404
AND NO MATTER WHAT, I COULD
NEVER STAY MAD AT MY SISTER.
477
00:17:58,477 --> 00:18:00,503
GET OVER HERE.
OHH.
478
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:04,444
COME ON, LET'S GO GET A COUPLE
OF THOSE PINEAPPLE DRINKS.
479
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,815
LET'S DO THAT,
AND I'M BUYING.
480
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,547
OOH, YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE THEY HAD?
481
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,589
WATERMELON DAIQUIRIS.
DOESN'T THAT SOUND GOOD?
482
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:10,855
I THINK
I'M GONNA TRY THAT ONE.
483
00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,953
OH, MY...
OH, MY GOODNESS, FRANKIE!
484
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,120
WHAT HAPPENED?
485
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,496
DID YOU PUSH ME?
486
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,999
NO.
I THINK YOU SLIPPED.
487
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:23,434
SEE THIS SPOT RIGHT HERE?
VERY SLIPPERY.
488
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,471
OH, MY GOODNESS.
LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THERE.
489
00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:29,100
DID I REALLY SLIP,
OR DID NANCY PUSH ME?
490
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:30,837
I KIND OF HOPE SHE PUSHED ME.
491
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,902
BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN MAYBE,
JUST MAYBE,
492
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,811
THERE'S A LITTLE SLIVER
OF NANCY
493
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,372
THAT'S DOWN IN THE GUTTER
WITH THE REST OF US.
494
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,755
IT'S OPEN.
495
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,984
LISTEN, SUE,
I'M SORRY, BUT...
496
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,787
YOU READY TO GO?
497
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,499
UH, YEAH. OKAY.
498
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,036
OH, MY GOD, DAD,
YOU WERE SO RIGHT.
499
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,628
THIS PLACE IS AWESOME,
500
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:00,900
ESPECIALLY THE ROCK
THAT LOOKED LIKE A BUFFALO.
501
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,408
MIKE HAD SO MUCH
HE WAS GOING TO SAY,
502
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,604
BUT IN THAT MOMENT,
HE COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING
503
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,476
'CAUSE HE KNEW
HE MIGHT BE ABLE
504
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,538
TO STOP A GIRL
FROM GOING TO DOLLYWOOD,
505
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:11,413
BUT HE COULDN'T
STOP A WOMAN.
506
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,686
MAY I CUT IN?
507
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,125
AWW.
508
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,661
OH.
509
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,426
OKAY, BRICK,
NO MORE TRICKS.
510
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,195
YOU SEE THAT BLONDE
IN THE CORNER?
511
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,026
I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO GO OVER THERE
512
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,764
AND BRING
YOUR D-BAG "A" GAME.
513
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,772
AXL, I DON'T GET THIS.
514
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,039
YOU'RE ALWAYS
GREAT WITH WOMEN.
515
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,985
YOU HAVE SO MANY MOVES.
WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED ME?
516
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,035
I DON'T KNOW.
517
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:42,445
I'M JUST KIND OF
IN A SLUMP OR SOMETHING.
518
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,040
OKAY, HERE'S THE THING.
519
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,177
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, I SAW
DEVIN WITH SOME SKATER GUY,
520
00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:50,519
AND SHE WAS ALL, LIKE, LAUGHING
AND THROWING HER HAIR BACK.
521
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:51,629
YOU KNOW
HOW GIRLS DO THAT?
522
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,216
NO.
CINDY NEVER LAUGHS.
523
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:54,960
BUT I THOUGHT
YOU AND DEVIN BROKE UP.
524
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,690
WELL, I KIND OF THOUGHT WE DID,
BUT I-I WASN'T SURE.
525
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,959
THE WHOLE CONVERSATION
WAS VERY CONFUSING.
526
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,557
I GUESS
IN THE BACK OF MY MIND,
527
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,966
I ALWAYS FIGURED
WE'D WORK IT OUT.
528
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,833
BUT NOW IT SEEMS
LIKE SHE'S MOVED ON.
529
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,848
SO WHEN I GO BACK TO EAST INDY,
IT'S JUST GONNA BE WEIRD.
530
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,135
MM.
531
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,575
I'M SORRY.
DID YOU SAY YOU GO TO EAST INDY?
532
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,475
MY COUSIN GOES THERE.
533
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,545
OH? OKAY.
534
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,945
DO YOU KNOW ZACHARY PAUL?
535
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:17,540
I'M SORRY. THAT'S DUMB.
536
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:19,127
OF COURSE YOU DON'T.
THAT'S A HUGE CAMPUS.
537
00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:20,983
YEAH,
THAT IS KIND OF DUMB.
538
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,249
I MEAN, NO, NO, NO.
YOU'RE NOT DUMB.
539
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,122
I DON'T... IT'S HUGE.
I MEAN, THE CAMPUS.
540
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,716
THE CAMPUS IS HUGE!
541
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,818
AND YOU'RE NOT DUMB.
YOU'RE SMART, PROBABLY.
542
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,159
I MEAN, I DON'T
REALLY KNOW YOU, BUT, UH...
543
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,858
HEY, SWEETCAKES.
544
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:35,231
WHAT'S A GUY GOT TO DO TO GET
A STINKIN' REFILL OF SPRITE?
545
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,267
UH, OH, HEY.
546
00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:40,096
SORRY, HEY,
IS THIS GUY BEING A JERK?
547
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:43,142
BEAT IT, KID I DON'T KNOW.
SCRAM! SKEDADDLE! SCOOT!
548
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:48,045
I'M SORRY, YOU SAID
ZACHARY PAUL, RIGHT?
549
00:20:48,114 --> 00:20:50,015
OH, YEAH, SURE,
I KNOW THAT GUY.
550
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,142
KIND OF SHORT, STOCKY,
REDDISH HAIR,
551
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,709
ALWAYS WEARS
A PACERS CAP?
552
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,049
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
553
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,521
ON ANY OF IT?
554
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,888
WELL, YOU GOT
THE "GUY" PART RIGHT.
555
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,154
OKAY. LET ME SEE.
I'M GONNA GET THIS.
556
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,251
UM, OH!
557
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:04,797
TALL, SHAVED HEAD,
GOLD EARRING.
558
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:06,971
NO, WAIT,
THAT'S MR. CLEAN.
559
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,640
THAT WAS OUR LAST FAMILY
VACATION WITH THE DONAHUES,
560
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,803
'CAUSE THE NEXT YEAR
THEY WENT TO HAWAII.
561
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,608
AND WHILE THEY WERE GONE,
562
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:24,138
I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE
BACKED OVER SHELLY'S BIKE.
563
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:27,186
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