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ROBOT CHICKEN 34 "DRIPPY PONY"
>> HA HA HA!
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ROBOT CHICKEN 34 "DRIPPY PONY"
>> HA HA HA!
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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>> STOP IT!
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MINE DOESN'T WORK!
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STOP!
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HEY, ST--
SIR, MINE DOESN'T WORK!
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HA HA, HO!
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>> ARGONAUTS "A" THROUGH "K"
REPORT TO JASON.
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ARGONAUTS "L" THROUGH "Z",
GO WITH JESUS.
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>> GOOD LUCK, JASON.
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I HOPE YOU FIND
THE GOLDEN FLEECE.
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>> GOOD LUCK TO YOU, JESUS.
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I HOPE YOU FIND, UH...
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A STORYLINE THAT DOESN'T END
WITH YOU GETTING CRUCIFIED.
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[HISSING]
>> [YELLING]
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>> ARGONAUTS!
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TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!
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>> UM...
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[ROARS]
>> WOW!
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>> [YELLING]
[CLANGING]
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>> THE OTHER CHEEK, ARGONAUTS!
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TURN IT--
NOW!
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>> UH...
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REALLY?
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>> AAH!
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>> I WISH I'D GOTTEN TO GO ON
JASON'S BOAT.
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>> YOU THREE AND JASON,
WE ARE NOW YOUR SEX SLAVES.
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>> SOUNDS FAIR TO ME.
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>> OOH!
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>> COME ON, ARGONAUTS, REALLY
RUB THAT CREAM INTO THEIR SORES.
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>> HOW MANY LEPERS DOES THIS
COLONY HAVE?
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[SQUEAKS]
>> THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT
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THE EARTH!
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ARGONAUTS, GET MEEK,
NOW!
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[ROARS]
>> ALL RIGHT.
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TREAT THY NEIGHBOR AS THYSELF.
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STEADY, ARGONAUTS, STEADY--
TREAT HIM LIKE THYSELF, NOW!
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OH.
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DAD DAMN IT.
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>> HEY, UH, ARE YOU
DEEP THROAT?
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>> HMM?
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OH, NO, NO, I'M--I'M--
I'M RIM JOB.
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YOU WANT LEVEL P2.
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>> NEW FROM THE MAKERS OF
MY BUDDY, AMERICA'S FAVORITE
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BEST FRIEND...
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>> ♪ BOP BOP ♪
>> ♪ MY STALKER
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MY STALKER
HIS OBSESSION STILL REMAINS
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EVEN THOUGH HE'S CORD RESTRAINED
MY STALKER AND ME ♪
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♪ MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
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EVEN THOUGH I SAID WE'RE THROUGH
SHE STICKS TO ME LIKE GLUE
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MY EX-GIRLFRIEND AND ME ♪
>> LOOK.
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I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE HOCKEY
GAME WITH YOU, OK?
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I'M MARRIED NOW.
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I HAVE A LIFE!
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>> HONEY,
IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
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>> MARGARET, GO BACK INSIDE!
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>> ♪ MY FRIEND I ONCE
EXPERIMENTED WITH AT SUMMER CAMP
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MY FRIEND I ONCE EXPERIMENTED
WITH AT SUMMER CAMP
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THE ONE YOU THINK OF BEING
NIGHT AND DAY
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AND NOT THE ONE WHO MADE YOU GAY
MY FRIEND I ONCE EXPERIMENTED
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WITH AT SUMMER CAMP AND ME ♪
[GUNSHOT]
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>> IS THERE ANYTHING TO EAT?
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>> NOT UNLESS YOU WANT A
BAND-AID SANDWICH WITH A TALL
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GLASS OF IODINE.
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>> WE'RE GOING TO STARVE
TO DEATH!
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>> NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY
ABOUT IT.
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>> WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
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>> I'M WORLD-RENOWNED ACTOR
ORLANDO BLOOM,
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BUT YOU MAY CALL ME
ORLANDO BLOOMIN' ONION.
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>> HE SMELLS DELICIOUS!
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>> TRY ONE.
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>> MM.
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FANTASTIC!
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>> ORLANDO BLOOMIN' ONION,
YOU WIN THE ACADEMY AWARD--
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FOR FLAVOR!
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>> SOMETIMES, NATURE'S MIRACLES
CAN BE FOUND IN THE MOST AMAZING
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PLACES.
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>> [GRUNTING]
>> THE PENGUIN WILL RISE EACH
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MORNING TO GREET THE SUN WITH
RENEWED VIGOR.
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AFTER FORTIFYING HIMSELF FOR HIS
MORNING RITUAL, HE WILL SPREAD
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HIS PLUMAGE AND RELEASE
YESTERDAY'S CATCH TO BEGIN
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THE DAY ANEW.
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[SPLASH]
>> [MUMBLES]
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[SQUIRT]
>> RENEWED, THE PENGUIN WILL
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LEAVE HIS NEST IN SEARCH OF
SUSTENANCE.
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HE WILL MAKE THIS WALK EACH DAY,
A ROUTE BURNED INTO HIS VERY
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SOUL.
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HE SEARCHES FOR THE ONLY
NOURISHMENT HE'S EVER KNOWN.
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THE TREK IS 7 BLOCKS EACH WAY,
BUT WHEN THE ICE THAWS IN
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SUMMER, IT FEELS LIKE ONLY 2.
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SOON, HE WILL FEEL A STIRRING IN
HIS LOINS.
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THE PENGUIN MUST SEEK OUT A
FEMALE, AND IT IS IN THAT SEARCH
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THAT NATURE WILL REVEAL ITS
GREATEST MIRACLES.
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HIS TENACITY HAS PAID OFF.
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THE FEMALE HAS HEARD HIS CALL,
AND HAS ARRIVED TO LIE WITH HIM.
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THE PENGUIN HAS CHOSEN AN OLDER,
HEAVIER FEMALE,
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AS HE OFTEN DOES,
TO GUARANTEE A MATING.
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THE PENGUIN MATING RITUAL CAN
LAST FOR UP TO 2 HOURS,
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FOR 2 MINUTES.
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SPENT, THE PROUD PENGUIN FALLS
ASLEEP.
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>> [SNORING]
>> SLEEP RARELY BRINGS PEACE TO
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THE PENGUIN.
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CALLINGS MORE IMPORTANT THAN
SLUMBER MAKE THEIR DEMANDS.
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[SQUISH]
THE PENGUIN WILL STAND, KEEPING
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HIS NEWBORN SURPRISE WARM
BETWEEN HIS LEGS FOR HOURS.
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IT'S NOT YET READY FOR LIFE ON
ITS OWN.
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>> EW, SOMETHING SMELLS LIKE
[BLEEP]!
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>> WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?
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>> [SCREAMING]
>> OK.
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ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN, KIDS,
AND JUST LINE--
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NOW, KIDS, YOU GOTTA--
OK, LOOK, I CAN'T HELP YOU IF
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YOU DON'T QUIET DOWN AND GET IN
LI--HEY!
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HEY, HEY!
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OH--WHAT ARE YOU--DON'T SHAKE
THE--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, GOD!
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OH, MY GOD!
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>> THE NOBLE MICRONAUTS,
HEROIC BEINGS FROM THE
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MICROVERSE, SCALE AN EARTH
MOUNTAIN IN PURSUIT OF GLORY.
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THE PATH IS LONG AND
TREACHEROUS, HOWEVER--
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>> SHUT UP, PHAROID,
IT'S GETTING OLD.
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>> FATIGUE SETS IN, TURNING
THE MICRONAUT CALLED EDDIE INTO
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A TOTAL BALLSACK.
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>> SHUT IT!
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>> [SCREAMS]
>> ANDY!
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>> AAH!
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>> OH, GOD, ANDY!
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>> THIS ROPE DIDN'T BREAK,
IT WAS CUT!
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>> HA HA HA!
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THIS MOUNTAIN BELONGS TO ME.
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>> IT'S ACROYEAR!
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>> YEAH?
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I--I MEAN, I THOUGHT IT WAS
PRONOUNCED ACRO-YEAR.
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>> YOU'RE BOTH WRONG!
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IT'S ACTUALLY PR--OH--
SONS OF BITCHES.
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HA HA HA!
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DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU WERE
ANY MATCH FOR--
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OH, AAH!
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AAH, OH!
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[YELLING]
>> I'LL JUST USE MY TIME CHAMBER
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TO GO FORWARD IN TIME.
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I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO
THE TOP.
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SEE YOU IN THE FUTURE, ASSHOLES.
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HEY, WHO'S BEEN USING MY
TIME CHAMBER AS A PORT-A-JOHN?
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>> SORRY, DUDE.
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ANY PORT IN A STORM.
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>> WHY, YOU--
AAH!
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[YELLS]
>> I DID IT!
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I DID IT, I'M THE KING OF
THE WORLD!
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KING OF THE WORLD!
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>> EDDIE!
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IS THAT YOU?
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>> DAVE?
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>> SORRY, MAN, I GUESS I WENT UP
THE WRONG MOUNTAIN.
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>> WE WERE DOING THE SOUTH PEAK
TODAY, THE--THE SOUTH PEAK!
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>> [YELLING]
>> UH, DAMN MICRONAUTS.
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>> [GIGGLING]
>> OH, EVERY NIGHT WITH THIS!
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>> [LAUGHING]
>> THIS IS THE LIFE.
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>> THIS LIFE SUCKS, PHIL.
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IT SMELLS LIKE COW CHIPS, AND
THEM DAMN INDIANS IS ALWAYS
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TRYING TO KILL US.
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>> BUT WE'RE COWBOYS, BUDDY!
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>> WHO CARES?
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WE CAN BE WHATEVER THE HELL
WE WANT TO BE.
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LET'S GO CHECK OUT SOME OF
THE OTHER PLAY SETS.
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>> WOW, IT'S MAGNIFICENT!
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>> FOR $179 IT BETTER BE.
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>> [YELLING]
>> THE QUEEN'S A WHORE!
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>> [CLEARS THROAT]
GET OFF OF MY DAMN LAWN!
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>> [YELLING]
>> WOW!
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A PLAY SET WHERE YOU CAN PRETEND
TO WAIT AROUND THE AIRPORT.
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>> DAMN IT!
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OUR FLIGHT'S BEEN DELAYED
DUE TO AN ENGINE PROBLEM.
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NO, WAIT.
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NOW IT'S A PILOT STRIKE.
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OK, NOW OUR AIRLINE'S GONE
BANKRUPT.
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>> WOW, THE PLAYMOBIL MANSION!
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>> [LAUGHING]
>> OH--
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>> SHH, SHH, SHH.
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>> LET'S BE COOL, LET'S BE COOL.
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>> WELCOME TO THE PLAYMOBIL
MANSION, BOYS.
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>> A REAL, LIVE,
PLAYMOBIL BUNNY.
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AM I ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU?
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>> UH...
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NO, DUH.
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BLECH.
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>> EXCUSE ME, MISS.
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WHICH WAY TO THE GROTTO?
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>> WELL, HEY, EVERYBODY!
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>> OH, MORE GUYS.
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GREAT.
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>> COULD SOMEONE AT LEAST
PRETEND TO BE A GIRL?
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>> HOLY SMOKE!
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HUGH HEFNER!
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>> IT'S SUCH AN HONOR
TO MEET YOU.
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>> I'M GLAD YOU BOYS COULD
MAKE IT.
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>> AND DO THESE LOVELY LADIES
HAVE NAMES?
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>> I'M HEF'S GIRLFRIEND HOLLY.
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>> I'M HEF'S GIRLFRIEND BRIDGET.
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>> I'M HEF'S GIRLFRIEND KENDRA!
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>> 3 GIRLFRIENDS?
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HOW'S THAT WORK?
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>> VERY, VERY WELL.
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LADIES?
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THE FLOW CHART.
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>> I GET HEF TO MYSELF MONDAYS
AND THURSDAYS.
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>> ALTERNATING WEDNESDAYS ARE
GROUP JELL-O WRESTLING!
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>> SUNDAY AFTERNOONS ARE WHEN
WE DO OUR QUILTING BEE.
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>> NOT A BIG FAN OF
THE QUILTING BEE.
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>> HEF!
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>> MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME,
GENTLEMEN.
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PLAYMATE PERFORMANCE OF
"MACBETH" IN 10 MINUTES.
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>> FORSOOTH!
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>> HA HA HA!
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>> FORSOOTH, FORSOOTH.
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>> I LOVE THAT MAN.
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>> NOW THIS IS THE LIFE.
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[SIGHS]
>> HEY, TURN A BLIND E--
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I CAN DO THIS ALL D--
COULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A SECOND
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BEFORE YOU--
OK, LOOK, "GILMORE GIRLS"
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STARTS IN ABOUT AN--
OK, LOOK, COULD YOU SERIOUSLY
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STOP THAT?
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OK, I'M GETTING A LITTLE PISSED
OFF RIGHT NOW, D--
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DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS?
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>> MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.
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AS IS OUR TRADITION, N.O.R.A.D.
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IS TRACKING SANTA CLAUS' JOURNEY
DOWN THE NORTH ATLANTIC TOWARDS
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NEW ENGLAND ON HIS YEARLY ROUNDS
TO GIVE PRESENTS TO ALL THE BOYS
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AND GIRLS.
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>> [LAUGHING]
>> HE HASN'T RESPONDED TO OUR
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REQUEST FOR A CARGO LIST AND
PASSENGER MANIFEST, SO,
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AS PER CURRENT SECURITY REGS,
WE'RE ORDERING HIM TO DIVERT
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TO CANADA.
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>> [LAUGHING]
>> HO, HO, HO, BOYS!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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YES, PRESENTS DOWN THE CHIMNEYS,
THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING.
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HO, HO, HO!
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>> TARGET 2-NINER DEGREES
AND 3-0.
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>> HO, HO, HO!
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CAPTAIN MILLER'S A BAD BOY!
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SORRY, CHARLIE, I'LL MAKE IT UP
TO YOU NEXT YEAR.
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[BLEEP]
>> MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
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GENTLEMEN.
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THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
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--www.ncicap.org--]
>> [GASPS]
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--www.ncicap.org--]
>> [GASPS]
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[SOBBING]
>> [SIGHS]
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[CHATTERS]
>> STUPID MONKEY.
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