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ROBOT CHICKEN 32 VEGGIES 4 SLOTH
>> HA HA HA!
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[TOOLS WHIRRING]
IT'S ALIVE!
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[TOOLS WHIRRING]
IT'S ALIVE!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
>> OK, EVERYONE OUT.
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I GOT TO DROP
A WHOLE FUDGE CAKE.
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>> [CRYING]
[WIND BLOWING]
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>> ANDREW LLOYD WEBER'S
"THE BEASTMASTER" IS BROADWAY'S
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NEWEST SMASH SENSATION.
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>> ♪ I'M DAR, THE BEASTMASTER ♪
>> DAVID HASSELHOFF RETURNS TO
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BROADWAY AS DAR THE BEASTMASTER.
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>> ♪ I SEEK VENGEANCE AGAINST
THE CULT LEADER
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I'M DAR THE BEASTMASTER ♪
>> ♪ I'M A LITTLE SLAVE GIRL ♪
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>> COUNTRY SINGER FAITH HILL
STARS AS KIRI.
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>> ♪ IS THERE NO ONE FOR ME? ♪
>> ♪ I'M THE BEASTMASTER
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MY FRIEND'S A BLACK PANTHER
YOUR THOUGHTS ARE ON
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BESTIALITY ♪
>> NATHAN LANE AND MATTHEW
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BRODERICK ARE REUNITED AS THE
TWIN FERRETS KONO AND BONO.
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>> HEY, KONO.
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>> HEY, BONO.
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>> WHERE'S FRONO?
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>> YOU DON'T KNOW.
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HAKUNA MATADA!
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>> AND THE ORIGINAL TAP-DANCING
KID, ALFONSO RIBEIRO,
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IS A PANTHER NAMED PANTHER.
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>> ♪ THESE CLAWS OF MINE
DIG INTO YOU
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WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO YOU ♪
>> ♪ I'M GONNA THROW YOUR BABY
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IN THE FIRE ♪
>> KISS ROCKER GENE SIMMONS
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MAKES HIS BROADWAY DEBUT AS MAX.
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>> ♪ 'CAUSE I'M A CULT LEADER
FOLLOW TODAY
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A CULT LEADER
I'LL MAKE YOU PRAY TO ME
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CULT LEADER ♪
>> ♪ IT'S THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE
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IT'S L-O-V, LOVE
BEASTMAN AND GIRL
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TOGETHER IN HARMONY ♪
>> I'LL GET YOU, BEASTMASTER!
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TOGETHER IN HARMONY ♪
>> I'LL GET YOU, BEASTMASTER!
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>> THANK YOU. IT IS AN HONOR
TO HAVE WON THE TOUR DE FRANCE
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FOR A SEVENTH TIME!
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>> [SPEAKING FRENCH]
>> LUCKY SEVEN! YOU KNOW,
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I'VE MADE A BET
WITH YOUR PRESIDENT CHIRAC THAT
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I WOULD WIN THIS RACE 7 TIMES
AND BREAK THE ALL-TIME RECORD.
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IN FACT, PRESIDENT CHIRAC
BET ME ALL OF FRANCE
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THAT I COULDN'T WIN 7 TIMES.
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HE EVEN GOT ALL HIS GOVERNMENT
OFFICIALS TO SIGN THIS DOCUMENT
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MAKING ME THE SUPER-PRESIDENT
OF FRANCE.
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GO ON AND SAY IT,
YOU LITTLE WEASEL.
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>> UH...[SPEAKING FRENCH]
[ONLOOKERS GASP]
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, ALL YOU LITTLE
PEPE LE PEWS--LANCE ARMSTRONG
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IS LARGE AND IN CHARGE!
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BRING HER DOWN, BOYS.
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WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
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SUPER-PRESIDENT! HA HA!
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WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. BACK UP.
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BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.
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WHO'S THIS BITCH?
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YOU HALF-SMILING AT ME?
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I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
TO HALF-SMILE ABOUT.
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HALF A SET OF BALLS
IN YOUR MOUTH.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, MONA LISA?
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I'LL MAKE YOU MOAN.
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YOU LAUGHING AT MY BALLS?
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I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING
RIGHT NOW, BABY.
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I BEAT CANCER.
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I'LL BEAT THE [BEEP] OUT OF YOU.
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YOU GOT GREY POUPON.
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I'LL POOP ON YOU.
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>> MON DIEU!
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>> OH, GOD, I'M LONELY!
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WAIT A SECOND. WAIT A SECOND.
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WHERE'S FROGETTE? FROGETTE!
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>> WAS IT NO GOOD,
SUPER-PRESIDENT ARMSTRONG?
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>> OH, NO, BABY. ALL THOSE
YEARS ON THAT BIKE SEAT.
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COME ON, BABY.
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YOU GOT TO DO IT HARD!
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OH, COME ON. I WANT TO
CROSS THAT FINISH LINE!
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CROSS THAT FINISH LINE.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, LANCE.
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WE'RE GOING TO CROSS
THAT FINISH LINE.
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>> WHAT THIS "WE" [BEEP]?
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>> HEY, BABY. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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YES, I KNOW I SAID I'D STOP
CALLING, BUT IT'S THE HOLIDAYS,
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AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY
HOW HAPPY I AM THAT YOU
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FOUND SOMEONE NEW.
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IS HE THERE RIGHT NOW?
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OH, THE WHOLE FAMILY
IS THERE OPENING PRESENTS.
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WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT, BECAUSE
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.
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[SAWING]
>> OH, MY GOD!
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>> SANTA?
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>> UH! DELORES! HOW COULD YOU?
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>> HONEY!
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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WE'RE JUST, UM...
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WE'RE ROLE-PLAYING.
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WOW. YOU JUST EARNED
50 EXPERIENCE POINTS.
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>> WOW! CAN I PLAY?
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>> NO.
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>> OH...
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>> OH, DEAR!
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OUR FLEET IS BEING DESTROYED!
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>> WILL HELP EVER ARRIVE?
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>> HA HA HA HA.
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DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A HERO?
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>> OH, THANK GOODNESS!
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[BEEP] ROGERS IS FINALLY HERE!
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>> WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
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>> [BEEP] ROGERS.
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>> MY NAME IS BUCK, BUCK ROGERS.
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>> THEY'RE ALMOST THROUGH
THE SOUTH DEFENSES.
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[BEEP] ROGERS, WE NEED
YOUR HELP IMMEDIATELY!
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>> IT'S BUCK!
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>> MY NAME IS BUCK, NOT [BEEP]!
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WHAT'S WITH YOU ALIENS?
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>> [BEEP]
>> IT'S BUCK! DAMN! WHAT THE--
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IT'S BUCK, BUCK, BUCK, BUCK!
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>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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I'VE BEEN SHOT! [BEEP] IT HURTS!
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>> WELCOME, [BEEP].
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>> IT'S BUCK!
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>> THAT DOES IT!
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>> WAIT! AAH!
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>> [BEEP] YOU! [BEEP] YOU!
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[BEEP] YOU! [BEEP] YOU!
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>> YOU REALLY TOLD
ALL THE ALIENS THAT
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BUCK'S NAME WAS [BEEP]?
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>> I WAS ATTEMPTING
HUMAN COMEDY.
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>> [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
>> EEE!
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>> OH! OH, MY HONEY!
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IT STILL COUNTS, RIGHT?
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>> DARLING!
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IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.
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WE WERE JUST ROLE-PLAYING.
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>> UH, YEAH, I KNOW.
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>> BETTY, CAN YOU BELIEVE
WE'RE GOING TO PARIS
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FOR OUR SENIOR CLASS TRIP?
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>> OUI, VERONICA.
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>> BUT LOOK. POOR ARCHIE
MUST BE ON A SENIOR DRUG TRIP.
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>> JEEZ, ARCHIE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO SLIP THE G.H.B.
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IN THE GIRL'S DRINK,
NOT TAKE IT YOURSELF.
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HA HA HA. DATE RAPE.
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[TIRES SCREECH]
>> [SCREAMING]
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>> OH, MY GOD! [BLEEP]
>> GANG, IT WAS A VISION.
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WE HAVE TO GET OFF THIS BUS,
OR WE'LL ALL DIE!
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>> ONLY VERONICA CAN GET ME OFF.
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HA HA! SLUT.
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>> NOW THAT WE'RE NOT GOING
TO PARIS, WE CAN ALL GO INSIDE
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AND READ THE NOVELIZATION
OF "FINAL DESTINATION"
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BY AUTHOR DAVID McGINTY.
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>> MISS GRUNDY!
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>> DID I MISS THE BUS TO FRANCE?
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>> THAT BUS WASN'T SHORT ENOUGH
FOR YOU, MOOSE.
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HA HA. DUMB-ASS.
00:07:16.869 --> 00:07:29.849 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start
>> WHY DO WE KEEP
HANGING OUT WITH YOU?
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>> [GASPING]
>> WELL, IT WASN'T EXACTLY MY
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VISION, BUT THEY SURE ARE DEAD.
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>> EVEN WHEN ARCHIE HAS
A VISION, HE SCREWS IT UP.
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>> I'M WORRIED. WHAT IF YOU
CAN'T AVOID THE GRIM REAPER?
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>> WHO'S HE? HE SOUNDS DREAMY.
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>> BLONDES ARE DUMB WHORES.
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>> [LAUGHTER]
>> STEREOTYPE.
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>> ANOTHER DAY,
ANOTHER SANDWICH IN THE SHOWER.
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HEE-HOO!
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I HATE ME.
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HOW DO I EAT SO MUCH
AND STAY THIN?
00:07:59.412 --> 00:08:01.080 line:85% position:33% size:43%
HERE'S MY SECRET.
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[GAGGING]
GO DOWN THE DRAIN, WILL YOU?
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>> IF I CATCH THE PRICK WHO
KEEPS MOVING THIS APOSTROPHE,
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I'M GONNA CUT HIM UP
AND [BEEP] ON HIM
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AND [BEEP] HIM AND MURDER HIM!
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>> LISTEN, DEATH IS STALKING US
ACCORDING TO WHERE WE WERE
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SITTING ON THE BUS.
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>> SUPERFLUOUS BLACK CHARACTER!
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>> MY NAME IS CHUCK.
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>> WHY WOULD DEATH FOLLOW
MR. WETHERBY'S SEATING CHART?
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>> I DON'T KNOW, BLONDIE.
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WHY WOULD MARTIANS SPEND
MILLIONS OF YEARS WAITING
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TO ATTACK WHEN THEY COULD
HAVE JUST BEEN LIVING HERE,
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OR BOTHER TO FIND OUT
IF SOMETHING IN THE AIR
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WOULD MAKE THEM SICK?
00:08:38.084 --> 00:08:40.119 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
>> YOU BETTER HAVE FINISHED
YOUR HAIKUS ON DEATH
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FOR ENGLISH CLASS TOMORROW.
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>> OH...
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>> LESBIAN.
00:08:44.357 --> 00:08:45.424 line:85% position:40% size:60%
>> COME WITH ME, ARCHIE.
00:08:45.491 --> 00:08:46.525 line:85% position:40% size:58%
I'M SWEET AND INNOCENT.
00:08:46.592 --> 00:08:47.526 line:85% position:40% size:60%
>> COME WITH ME, ARCHIE.
00:08:47.593 --> 00:08:49.228 line:85% position:33% size:45%
I'M RICH AND EASY.
00:08:49.295 --> 00:08:52.698 line:85% position:35% size:50%
>> HMM...I CHOOSE...
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[HORN HONKS]
STILL DECIDING...
00:08:59.906 --> 00:09:03.409 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start
>> DUH, MISS GRUNDY,
WHAT'S A HAIKU?
00:09:03.476 --> 00:09:05.011 line:85% position:40% size:58%
>> IT'S A KIND OF POEM.
00:09:05.077 --> 00:09:06.946 line:85% position:38% size:53%
>> DUH, WHAT'S DEATH?
00:09:07.013 --> 00:09:10.116 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
>> OH, MOOSE, JUST MAKE YOURS
ABOUT FOOTBALL.
00:09:10.182 --> 00:09:11.017 line:85% position:23% size:23%
>> DUH...
00:09:11.083 --> 00:09:12.652 line:85% position:40% size:60%
>> NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND.
00:09:12.718 --> 00:09:22.695 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
I'VE BEEN TEACHING THESE SAME
NITWITS FOR 40 YEARS.
00:09:22.762 --> 00:09:30.870 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
I'VE BEEN TEACHING THESE SAME
NITWITS FOR 40 YEARS.
00:09:30.937 --> 00:09:32.471 line:85% position:18% size:15%
MOOSE!
00:09:32.538 --> 00:09:34.373 line:85% position:35% size:50%
>> DUH! MISS GRUNDY?
00:09:34.440 --> 00:09:35.841 line:85% position:33% size:45%
>> HELP ME, MOOSE!
00:09:35.908 --> 00:09:42.949 line:85% position:20% size:18%
>> DUH!
00:09:43.015 --> 00:09:44.250 line:85% position:15% size:10%
DUH!
00:09:44.317 --> 00:09:50.690 line:79% position:10% size:73% align:start
>> MOOSE, YOU STUPID MOTHER--
>> UH-OH. DUH, MISS GRUNDY?
00:09:50.756 --> 00:09:54.527 line:85% position:15% size:10%
DUH!
00:09:54.593 --> 00:09:57.697 line:85% position:50% size:78%
>> POOR MOOSE. THE GAS CHAMBER.
00:09:57.763 --> 00:09:59.899 line:79% position:43% size:63%
>> I'M A RICH REPUBLICAN,
BUT EVEN I FELT BAD WHEN
00:09:59.966 --> 00:10:03.035 line:85% position:45% size:68%
HE SAID, "ME TAKE NAP NOW."
00:10:03.102 --> 00:10:05.471 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start
DEATH, I WILL PAY YOU
ONE MILLION DOLLARS IF YOU
00:10:05.538 --> 00:10:08.007 line:85% position:45% size:70%
TAKE THESE 2 ASSHOLES FIRST.
00:10:08.074 --> 00:10:09.976 line:79% position:33% size:45%
>> I THOUGHT I WAS
IMPORTANT TO YOU.
00:10:10.042 --> 00:10:11.143 line:85% position:48% size:73%
>> GO TAKE BETTY ON A DATE...
00:10:11.210 --> 00:10:14.647 line:85% position:20% size:20%
IN HELL!
00:10:14.714 --> 00:10:17.917 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start
>> [SLURPING]
>> WHO CHARGED A MILLION DOLLARS
00:10:17.984 --> 00:10:20.453 line:85% position:40% size:60%
TO THE FAMILY GOLD CARD?
00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:25.391 line:79% position:10% size:45% align:start
[GLASSES CLINK]
[CHICKEN CLUCKING]
00:10:25.458 --> 00:10:28.627 line:79% position:45% size:70%
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
00:10:28.694 --> 00:10:31.564 line:79% position:10% size:55% align:start
[CAPTIONED BY NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
00:10:31.630 --> 00:10:40.506 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start
--www.ncicap.org--]
[BEEP] YOU! [BEEP] YOU!
00:10:40.573 --> 00:10:41.507 line:85% position:40% size:58%
[BEEP] YOU! [BEEP] YOU!
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