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ROBOT CHICKEN 26
>> HA HA HA!
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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>> IT'S ALIVE!
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>> HA HA HA!
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HA HA HA!
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>> MAN, GREG IS REALLY
PISSIN' ME OFF.
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>> BIG GREG OR LITTLE GREG?
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>> LITTLE GREG IN ACCOUNTING.
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>> YEAH, HE'S A PRICK.
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>> TO 25 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.
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>> TO EVIL!
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>> TO 30 DAYS OF SOBRIETY.
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OH, CRAP.
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>> ♪ WHEN YOU WAKE UP
IN THE MORNING
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WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
THAT YOU SEE?
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IT'S YOUR MORNING WOOD
MORNING WOOD ♪
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>> WELL, HELLO, MORNING WOOD!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[SNORES]
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>> BILLY, WERE YOU PLAYING WITH
YOUR MORNING WOOD?
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>> NO.
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>> NO NEED TO BE EMBARRASSED,
HONEY.
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YOUR DAD HAS MORNING WOOD, TOO.
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>> ♪ LOOK AROUND YOUR
NEIGHBORHOOD
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EVERYBODY HAS
MORNING WOOD ♪
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>> HELLO, I'M BRUCE CAMPBELL,
AND I CAN'T START MY DAY WITHOUT
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WAXING MY MORNING WOOD.
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>> MORNING WOOD.
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FROM THE MAKERS OF SLOW DANCE
CHUBBY.
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>> IF BILL GATES OFFERED YOU
A BILLION DOLLARS TO BE HIS
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ASS SLAVE FOR A YEAR,
WOULD YOU DO IT?
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>> NO WAY!
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NEVER.
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>> ASS SLAVE?
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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>> OK.
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MIKE, HOW MUCH WOULD IT TAKE--
[BURPS]
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FOR SOMEONE TO RUN OVER
YOUR NUTS?
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>> UH...
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2 MILLION DOLLARS.
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>> DONE!
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>> HA, NOW, I'M GONNA GET
THE MONEY, PROMISE?
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>> [LAUGHING]
>> OF COURSE, DUDE.
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YOU RULE.
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>> AH--
AAH--IT'S HEAVIER THAN
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I THOUGHT!
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>> [LAUGHING]
>> I CAN DO A NUT TRANSPLANT,
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BUT IT'LL COST EXACTLY 2 MILLION
DOLLARS.
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>> OH, MAN.
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>> PLUS TAX.
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>> OH, MAN!
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>> WELCOME HOME, DUDE.
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YOU'RE A LEGEND TO US, HOMBRE,
BUT EVERYONE ELSE THINKS
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YOU'RE NUTS.
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NUTS!
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GET IT?
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IT TOOK ME A MONTH TO COME UP
WITH THAT.
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>> [SNORES]
OH, MY GOD!
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>> [SNORES]
OH, MY GOD!
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DAMN IT, DOCTOR, WHAT DID YOU
DO TO ME?
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>> I'M SORRY, MIKE, ALL WE HAD
TO TRANSPLANT WERE THE NUTS
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OF A SERIAL KILLER.
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>> NO!
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>> "IDLE NUTS," STARRING
JESSICA ALBA.
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>> YOU KNOW, I'D WANT TO ATTACK
YOU WITH MY NUTS EVEN IF THEY
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WEREN'T POSSESSED.
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>> UH...THANKS?
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AAH!
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>> "IDLE NUTS."
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ALSO STARRING SETH GREEN.
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>> WOO!
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I'M A POT SMOKIN' CORPSE,
BOTTLE IN MY HEAD,
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BOO, HOO, HOO!
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>> GOTTA STOP THE MADNESS!
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AAH!
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[DING]
AAH!
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>> HI, I'M BILL GATES.
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I HEARD YOU TAKE INSANE BETS
AND WONDERED IF YOU'D BE MY
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ASS SLAVE FOR A BILLION DOLLARS?
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>> [SIGHS]
I'LL GET MY COAT.
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>> THEY SAID IT COULD NEVER
HAPPEN, BUT THEY WERE WRONG.
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>> AAH!
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>> "ATTACK OF THE GIANT MIDGET!"
SHIVER WITH FEAR
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AS THE ABOMINATION RUNS AMOK.
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>> GIANT MIDGET--RUN!
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>> AAH!
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AAH!
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>> TREMBLE WITH TERROR WHEN
THE CREATURE CANNOT BE STOPPED.
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>> AAH!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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RAA!
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RAA!
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>> WITNESS THE BEAST DEVOURING
EVERYTHING IN HIS PATH.
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>> [YELLING]
>> NOTHING IS BEYOND
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HIS REACH...
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NOT EVEN YOU.
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THINK YOU CAN RUN?
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THINK YOU CAN HIDE?
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THINK AGAIN.
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>> [YELLS]
>> "ATTACK OF THE GIANT MIDGET!"
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>> OW!
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>> YES, A MERMAID!
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>> THIS HOOK HURTS.
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>> OOH, NOW GIVE ME MY 3 WISHES.
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>> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THERE'S A HOOK IN MY FACE!
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>> YOU MEAN MERMAIDS
DON'T GRANT WISHES?
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>> THAT'S GENIES, YOU ASS.
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>> OH, MAN.
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I'VE WASTED THE LAST 20 YEARS
OF MY LIFE.
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>> HOWEVER, I HAPPEN TO BE
A GENIE WHO ONLY LOOKS LIKE
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A MERMAID.
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>> WHAT A TWIST.
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>> OOH, I'M BRUCE WAYNE.
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MEH, NA NA NA NA.
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HEH.
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[SIGHS]
HUH.
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WHOA!
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AAH!
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AAH!
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OH, MY KNEE!
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AAH!
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[SCREAMING]
>> WHEW.
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I'M SO BORED, FALKOR.
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IS ANYTHING GOING ON TONIGHT?
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>> OH, NOTHING, ATREYU.
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NOTHING.
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>> WHAT'S BASTIAN UP TO?
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>> "AND THEN THE BOY TOOK
A BIG CRAP."
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HEY, I'M TAKING A BIG CRAP.
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WOW!
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>> EVERYONE IN FANTASIA'S DOING
NOTHING.
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>> [YAWNS]
>> IT'S LIKE WE'VE BEEN HIT
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BY A NOTHING STORM!
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I THINK IT'S TIME FOR
A NEVERENDING PARTY!
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>> ♪ FRIDAY NIGHT
BORING AS CAN BE ♪
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>> WOO, HOO!
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>> ♪ BUY SOME BOOZE
EVERY CHEAP 40
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CALL UP ALL THE CRAZY-- ♪
>> MM, THOSE LOOK LIKE BIG,
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STRONG HANDS.
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>> DON'T THEY?
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>> CAN YOU OPEN THIS FOR ME?
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AH, HA HA HA!
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SPRAY IT ALL OVER ME!
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AH, HA HA HA!
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>> WE ARE SO...
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WASTED.
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>> SAY MY NAME, BASTIAN.
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SAY MY NAME!
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>> [YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
>> THIS PARTY IS ENDING
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RIGHT NOW!
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>> WEST SIDE.
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>> ♪ NEVERENDING PARTY
OH, OH, OH ♪
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>> GOOD EVENING, OMAHA.
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AND OMA HOW ARE YA?
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IT'S FLU SEASON.
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ROSS HATHAWAY HAS THE STORY.
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>> FLU SEASON MEANS TRIPS TO
THE PHARMACY, MISSED WORK,
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AND KIDS COMING HOME WITH CRUSTY
SHIRT SLEEVES.
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BUT SURPRISINGLY, GIANT ROBOTS
ARE THE HARDEST HIT.
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>> THE MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER
RANGERS OFFER GREAT HEALTH
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INSURANCE, BUT EVEN A RANGER CAN
GET THE FLU AND CALL IN SICK.
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AH, BEING A ZORD DOWN REALLY
LEAVES THE RANGERS IN A BAD WAY.
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>> ALSO EFFECTED WAS VOLTRON.
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AND THE MENACING DEVASTATOR.
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>> WE NOW TAKE YOU TO OUR
EYE IN THE SKY FOR TODAY'S
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LIVE CAR CHASE.
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>> OFFICERS ARE IN PURSUIT OF
A WHITE SPORTS CAR WHICH FAILED
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TO YIELD FOR A ROUTINE TRAFFIC
STOP.
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GOOD LORD!
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THE SPORTS CAR NOW APPEARS
TO BE ON FIRE!
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NO, IT'S A SMOKE SCREEN!
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WHOA!
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I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE THIS.
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>> MORE LATER AS THE STORY
DEVELOPS.
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NOW, SHOCKING AMATEUR NEWS
FOOTAGE ACQUIRED BY THIS PROGRAM
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SO THAT WE MAY SHOCK YOU
WITH IT.
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>> GIVE ME THAT!
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>> NO!
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HELP, POLICE!
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>> THERE'S NO NEED TO FEAR,
UH--UNDERDOG IS HERE!
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>> HOLY [BLEEP] BALLS!
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YOU'RE A TALKIN' DOG!
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>> A TALKING DOG?
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REALLY?
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>> GREAT ASS [BLEEP] MOSES!
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>> CAN YOU SPEAK?
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CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING, DOGGIE?
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[SIRENS]
>> UH, OK.
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UH, TH--THERE'S NO NEED--
>> HE TALKS!
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HE REALLY TALKS!
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>> A [BLEEP] TALKING DOG!
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>> THAT'S IT--
>> HOLY--
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>> THE DOG CAN FLY!
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>> AND IT FLIES!
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>> AND NOW, THE WEATHER,
WITH CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
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PARIS HILTON.
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>> IT'S HOT.
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>> MY EAR IS SAYING SOMETHING
TO ME.
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THERE'S NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN THAT
FREEWAY POLICE CHASE.
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>> THE SPORTS CAR IS NOW
TAILGATING A SEMI TRUCK.
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HOLY--HE'S APPARENTLY GOT
HIMSELF AN ACCOMPLICE,
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BUT WAIT A MINUTE, THERE HE IS.
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HE'S BACK ON THE ROAD.
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OH, MY GOD!
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HE JUST DESTROYED THAT
HELICOPTER WITH SOME SORT OF
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GROUND TO AIR MISSILE!
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>> APPARENTLY THAT WAS
THE TRAFFIC HELICOPTER FROM OUR
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ASSOCIATES AT CHANNEL 5.
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OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO THEIR
ENTIRE NEWS TEAM.
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ONCE LOVEABLE, THE SHIRT TALES
ARE CAUSING CONTROVERSY AT
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THE LOCAL ZOO WITH THEIR
NEW T-SHIRTS.
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>> LOOK, MAN, YOU CAN'T REACH
THE KIDS THESE DAYS WITH CRAP
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T-SHIRT SLOGANS LIKE "HUG ME."
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>> YEAH!
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>> IF IT GROWS IN THE GROUND,
IT WAS MEANT FOR ME.
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>> THAT'S RIGHT, SWEETHEART.
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>> WHAT CAN I DO?
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EVERY TIME I CHASE THEM,
THE SHIRT TALES TAKE OFF IN THAT
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[BLEEP] FLYING CAR OF THEIRS.
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SON OF A BITCH.
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>> I'M JUST GETTING WORD THAT
POLICE ARE CLOSING IN ON
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THE KILLER SPORTS CAR.
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>> WHY DON'T MOTORISTS REALIZE
THEY JUST CAN'T OUTRUN
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THE POLICE?
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UNLESS THEY HAVE A SPEEDBOAT,
LIKE THE ONE HE'S TAKING OFF IN
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RIGHT NOW!
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>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'RE GETTING WORD OF PANIC
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THROUGHOUT THE CITY.
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WE TURN TO OUR INTERNET EXPERT
FOR MORE.
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>> A NEW WORM IS DELETING
NOT ONLY THE PORN ON PEOPLE'S
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HARD DRIVES, BUT ALL THE PORN
ON THE INTERNET ENTIRELY.
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>> WE'RE NOW SEEING LIVE FOOTAGE
FROM DOWNTOWN BOSTON, WHERE
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SOCIAL ORDER HAS COMPLETELY
BROKEN DOWN.
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>> I--I WAS ONLY HALFWAY DONE.
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[SOBS]
HALFWAY DONE!
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>> WE NOW TAKE YOU TO
THE WHITE HOUSE WHERE
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A PRESS CONFERENCE IS UNDERWAY.
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>> MY FELLOW AMERICANS,
I GIVE YOU MY WORD THAT
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THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
WILL FIND, CAPTURE, AND PUNISH
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THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS GREAT
NATIONAL TRAGEDY.
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AND IF THE PERPETRATORS ARE
LISTENIN', I HAVE ONLY THIS
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TO SAY.
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IT'S NOT FUNNY, MAN.
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GIVE US BACK OUR PORN.
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[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
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