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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,800 FRENCH TWIST 2 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,160 Happy with the rental? 3 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,200 I'll come by tomorrow for the pool. 4 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,960 Is your dad okay? 5 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,760 Give your mom a kiss. 6 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:05,680 How's it going? 7 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:13,800 How did it go? 8 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:17,840 The usual: They'll think it over, they'll call. Jerks! 9 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,440 - Miss. - Hello. 10 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,080 Antoine. This is Vero. 11 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:23,400 Vero! Nice to meet you. Cute. 12 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,000 Yeah. 13 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,520 - A Pastis! - Coming! 14 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,360 The guy wants two million for a dump. 15 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:32,680 Some nerve. 16 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:36,360 Four walls, no roof, but it sold. 17 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:37,760 Right! 18 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,800 Some Brit bought it. 19 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:43,640 As long as there's sun, they're happy. Look at their weather. 20 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,320 Thanks, we've already fucked. 21 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:49,560 Nice. 22 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:53,040 Just kidding, Vero. Wait, wait. 23 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,920 Well, I've got to go. 24 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:06,160 - See you tomorrow? - I can't tomorrow. 25 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,480 Call me at 7:00. Don't forget. 26 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:10,240 At 7:00? Okay. 27 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,200 See you soon? 28 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,920 - What's your sign? - Here, Mr. Lafaye. 29 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:23,920 - Oops, sorry. Excuse me. - It's okay. 30 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,400 May I? 31 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,520 Haven't we met? 32 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,280 Probably. I run the sports shop. 33 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:33,200 I'll have to drop by. 34 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,280 I don't look it, but I'm really a jock. 35 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,960 Any time. It'd be my pleasure. 36 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,800 Ingrid, it's Laurent. 37 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,240 Yeah, everything's fine. 38 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,720 Laurent! 39 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:48,960 I'll meet you there in an hour and a half. 40 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,520 Okay? Bye. 41 00:04:52,880 --> 00:04:56,240 Your wife is really cute, Mr. Lafaye. 42 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,680 My wife? Where? 43 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,040 Yeah, she's cute. 44 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,480 Even better than that. 45 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,120 Julien! Seven years bad luck if it breaks. 46 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:14,040 Touch with your eyes only. 47 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,200 It's pretty. 48 00:05:16,280 --> 00:05:18,120 Go play with Pablo. 49 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,920 Hello, Mrs. Lafaye! 50 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,240 How are you? 51 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:39,800 - I'm dying from the heat. - Mommy! Quick! 52 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,560 Why did you put your toy in there? 53 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:48,920 Look. Now it's all plugged up! 54 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:50,400 Real smart move. 55 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:51,920 It just fell. 56 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,960 Sure. It jumped right in. 57 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:01,320 Go see who it is. Shit! 58 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:03,480 Mommy, it's a man. 59 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:10,160 Sorry to bother you, but my van broke down. 60 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,720 Let's see what's up, Pablito. 61 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,800 It overheated. May I have some water, please? 62 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,720 The man's got dirty hands. 63 00:06:20,480 --> 00:06:23,840 Stop it, Julien! You know it's not a man. 64 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,320 I'll unscrew it. 65 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:28,640 - I'm so useless. - I'm pretty good at this. 66 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:30,600 Are you from Paris? 67 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,080 I was a DJ in a club there. 68 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:37,120 That must be a great job. Fiesta every night. 69 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:40,080 Yeah, we had a lot of fun. 70 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,880 But I got fired. 71 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:43,640 Staff cutback? 72 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,800 - Love affair. - He was your boss? 73 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:50,880 She was. 74 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,360 Here you go. 75 00:06:56,160 --> 00:06:57,400 For me? 76 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,680 That's sweet. 77 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:01,080 - Sugar? - Please. Two. 78 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,120 - Hi! - Hi, kid. 79 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:10,360 It stinks. 80 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,920 Julien! Be polite! 81 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,800 He's right. It does stink. Do you mind? 82 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:16,400 Not at all. Go ahead. 83 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:20,160 I like to smoke a little cigar now and then. 84 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:21,280 Have one. 85 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,480 No, thanks. My husband doesn't like it. 86 00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:27,280 He's not home. We won't tell. 87 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,120 Thanks. 88 00:07:45,720 --> 00:07:47,360 Great coffee. 89 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,640 It feels good to take a break. 90 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,680 That engine gave me a headache. 91 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,240 Piece of shit broke down three times. 92 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:03,680 I'm sweating like a pig and I'm dirty. Do I smell bad? 93 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,600 Don't worry. I opened the window. 94 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,520 I like your laugh. 95 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,400 Tight, Mr. Lafaye? 96 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,360 Nothing gets past you. 97 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:28,600 He could've parked in your yard. 98 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,080 - Who? - Your visitor. 99 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:33,200 Nicely decorated. 100 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,120 Depends on one's taste. 101 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,600 The heat, it's never going to end. 102 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:39,880 Are you expecting triplets? 103 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,800 Why is he saying that to me? 104 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,400 What's Fatso saying? Nobody's here. 105 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,960 Hey, it stinks! 106 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:07,200 Loli! Don't tell me you're smoking cigars again. 107 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,760 It's me. 108 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,480 Sorry, I'm stinking up the place. 109 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,960 My van broke down and your wife let me shower. 110 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,440 Julien clogged the drain with a toy. 111 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:22,520 Luckily she was here to fix it. 112 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:25,080 - So I... - Let her take a shower. I know. 113 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,200 Is the Hare Krishna van yours? 114 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,720 I got it cheap from some retired hippies. 115 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:31,960 Nice, huh? 116 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,480 - Was it in the way? - Not at all. 117 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,280 May I use your hair dryer? 118 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,120 Always the bleeding heart. 119 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,680 You should be careful. 120 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:48,200 - Listen, she unplugged... - The sink. I know. 121 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:50,480 Hey, Pablo won again. 122 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,680 Juju, look what you've done. 123 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,600 Why are you so edgy? 124 00:09:58,020 --> 00:10:00,220 - I don't like her. - Why? 125 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:02,220 - Didn't you notice anything? - No. 126 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,700 Julien, don't play with that. 127 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:06,940 - What's that? - The lady's cigars. 128 00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:08,900 Let me see. 129 00:10:11,940 --> 00:10:14,780 Truck driver's cigars! 130 00:10:14,860 --> 00:10:17,180 Can't you see she's a dyke? 131 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:19,540 I can smell them a mile away. 132 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,380 It smells great. What is it? Rabbit. I love it. 133 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,180 Move over. 134 00:10:24,260 --> 00:10:28,060 You only like women with huge tits and garter belts. 135 00:10:28,180 --> 00:10:31,100 Wrong. You don't have huge tits... 136 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:32,980 or garter belts. 137 00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:39,380 I'm glad I'm spending the evening with my dearest wife. 138 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:43,060 Right, midgets? Isn't she the best mom? 139 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:47,460 I worked so hard, I'm exhausted. 140 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,140 We'll put the kids to bed, then let's do it! 141 00:10:52,060 --> 00:10:53,380 Let it ring. 142 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:57,020 What a pain. I told them not to call me at home. 143 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:59,380 No, I'm busy. 144 00:10:59,460 --> 00:11:01,500 Okay, I'll be there in ten minutes. 145 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:06,620 Antoine's a pain! 146 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:09,180 Can't he go alone? He's your partner. 147 00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,780 He can't schmooze. 148 00:11:10,940 --> 00:11:13,820 It's a big sale. Without me it might not go down. 149 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:15,660 - Go down. - What's so funny? 150 00:11:15,780 --> 00:11:17,540 Nothing. Just a thought. 151 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:22,820 Shit. A client at 8:00 p.m. 152 00:11:22,940 --> 00:11:26,420 - And he'll want to have dinner. - Will it be long? 153 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,020 I don't know. I'll do my best, kitten. 154 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:33,340 It was the same thing yesterday and last week! 155 00:11:34,900 --> 00:11:36,940 We almost had a quiet evening together! 156 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:39,940 We never eat before 10:00 p.m.! 157 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:41,420 Dinner time in Spain! 158 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:45,380 But in Spain I had fun. I wasn't home alone waiting. 159 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,620 It's my job. I can't help it. 160 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:51,100 I can't pass on a deal. We owe the bank... 161 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:54,020 - You're a quiet one. - Loafers. 162 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,820 Thanks so much. You've both been great. 163 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,980 Thank my wife, not me. 164 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,460 Some men would mind. 165 00:12:00,580 --> 00:12:02,900 I'm not the type. 166 00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:04,420 Your cigars. 167 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:09,140 Bye, kitten. 168 00:12:09,220 --> 00:12:10,500 Should I wait for dinner? 169 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:12,660 - Better not. - Fine. 170 00:12:12,820 --> 00:12:14,660 Will you stay for dinner? 171 00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,340 I don't want to be a bother. 172 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,300 It's no bother at all. 173 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:21,820 - Right, Laurent? - Good idea. 174 00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:25,160 At least I won't be alone for once. 175 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:30,040 Do you like rabbit? 176 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,120 - We were the "Purple Queen". - Here. 177 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,400 I was on drums. 178 00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:38,040 We were into women's lib. 179 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,520 We believed in it. 180 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:43,640 Fabienne wrote the lyrics. 181 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,120 Death to men! 182 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,880 No! Just a title. 183 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,800 And after all this time you split up? 184 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,840 I was with Dany, the guitarist. She was dating the singer. 185 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,080 - May I? - Of course. 186 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,600 You should leave some. 187 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,360 He should've been here. 188 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:05,840 He who leaves his place... 189 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,440 Loses it! 190 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,120 That's all. 191 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,840 We lost track of one another. 192 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,520 Then we ran into each other again. 193 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,120 I worked at her club. "The Sofa." Sofa, Sappho. 194 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:20,000 - Sofa? - Sofa, Sappho. 195 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,040 - It's a muff bar. - A what? 196 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:24,200 A muff bar. Muff, the muff. 197 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,880 - What's that? - The muff. 198 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,200 We say "the carpet." 199 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,920 I didn't know that one! 200 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,880 That's a good one. 201 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000 The rabbit's great. 202 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:40,480 What's the matter? 203 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,520 Do you know rabbit in Spanish? 204 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,080 The muff. 205 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,520 You know what it is in Quebec? 206 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:55,200 Beaver. 207 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,160 - But beavers also have a dick. - Rabbits do too. 208 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,680 - But it's tiny. - That's true. 209 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,040 The bitch I found in bed with her was from Quebec. 210 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:11,800 I come home early and get dumped. 211 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,480 Luckily, I had the van. 212 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,640 It happened to me too. I found a slut in my home. 213 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:22,280 I wanted to leave him, but he was so miserable. 214 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,080 It can happen once, right? 215 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,360 How much are they asking? 216 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,520 Three million. But we can negotiate. 217 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,800 Not bad. 218 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,480 Make an offer I can't refuse. 219 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,880 If you're nice to the broker. 220 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,200 It's a major investment. Let me think. 221 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,800 Ingrid, let's close the deal now. 222 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,040 It's too good to let go. 223 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,920 It is tempting. 224 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,680 I'll go for it. 225 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:17,200 What are you doing? Get ready. 226 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,040 No. I've got to go now. 227 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,760 It's not late, and I still want to. 228 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,800 - One for the road. - Some other time. 229 00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,280 My wife's waiting for me. Stop. 230 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,840 What makes you so sure? 231 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,200 What do you mean? 232 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,240 She might be doing the same. 233 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,320 Are you nuts? Get dressed and cut it out. 234 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,240 You got hair all over me. 235 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,600 You've never thought about that? 236 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:47,000 Listen, we have great fun screwing together. 237 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:50,200 But leave my wife out of it. 238 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,920 She's the faithful type. Get it? 239 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,040 My husband must say the same to his mistress about me. 240 00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,000 Why did you quit? 241 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:11,000 Love. I met Laurent while on tour. 242 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,480 What a pity. 243 00:16:12,560 --> 00:16:14,120 Love? 244 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,360 No, to have quit dancing. 245 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:18,960 It just happened that way. 246 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:21,920 I saw him and knew he was the one. 247 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,840 I mean, you just know it. 248 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 I haven't smoked in years. 249 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:37,720 I might pull my panties over my head! 250 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:39,680 The pleasure would be all mine. 251 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,200 Let's get it straight. 252 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,760 I'm only kidding. I hope it's okay. 253 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,680 Yes, it's okay. 254 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,320 This takes me back. 255 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,800 In Barcelona, we'd go dancing all night... 256 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:00,840 then rehearse in the morning. 257 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,280 We were young. 258 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,960 Life sucks. 259 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,800 If you liked women, you'd still be a dancer. 260 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,000 We might've hit it off. 261 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:14,440 Imagine the love affair! Just kidding. 262 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,960 Don't worry, it's okay. 263 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,120 Great. It's cool then. 264 00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:26,560 But men are great. 265 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,120 Have you ever tried? 266 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,880 No way! 267 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,760 He sticks it in, you're in ecstasy. Right? 268 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,560 But I have orgasms and give right back. 269 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,480 And no premature ejaculation with us. 270 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,160 That's true. 271 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,560 You're right. 272 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,360 Did you ever want kids? 273 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,080 Can't have it all. 274 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:53,640 Can you see me with a kid? With my lifestyle? 275 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,520 I've got two cute nephews. 276 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:05,800 A hair! 277 00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:08,800 - But I shaved today. - Not close enough. 278 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,960 You've got a hair as big as a... 279 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,800 - Where? - There. I'll get it. 280 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,720 No, it's too small. 281 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,600 Wait, don't move. 282 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,280 - Don't move! - Stop! 283 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,040 - Why? - Stop. 284 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,240 This time, no kidding. 285 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,160 You turn me on. 286 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,800 All my stuff's in it. It's jam-packed. 287 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,600 Your rabbit was delicious. 288 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,880 Really. Thanks. Bye. 289 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,320 Bye. 290 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,160 Bye, and thanks again. 291 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,920 Thank her, not me. 292 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,640 All the same, bye. See you around. 293 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,000 Hey, kitten. Any rabbit left? 294 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:07,560 You could've saved some from that truck driver. 295 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,520 You said you were eating with your client. 296 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,480 Yeah, well, I wasn't sure. 297 00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,240 How did it go? 298 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:18,520 - With who? - Your client. 299 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,160 Oh, yeah. 300 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,920 The deal went down. 301 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:27,920 Wait, I'm not finished. 302 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,360 Okay. 303 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,360 Night, kitten. 304 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,640 Stop it, Loli. I'm tired. 305 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,560 I've been at it all day. 306 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,320 Come on, Loli! 307 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,000 I want it. 308 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,640 What's with you tonight? 309 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,000 Lolo! 310 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,600 Come on. It'll help you relax. 311 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,960 Did you hear a noise? 312 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,040 Stop it. 313 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,440 Someone threw a stone. 314 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,800 - I can't believe it. - What is it? 315 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,720 What's the diesel doing here? 316 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,440 Who? 317 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,880 Your pal, the top model. 318 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,280 You're naked! 319 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:56,720 Seeing one for a change won't kill her. What's wrong? 320 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,520 Sorry to wake you. I left my wallet. 321 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:02,760 I need my papers. I'm leaving. 322 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,720 What a pain in the ass! 323 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,760 Come on, she's sweet. 324 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,480 You go then. She's your guest. 325 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,400 What a grump. 326 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:17,360 Okay. Relax. 327 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,120 I'll go. It's okay. 328 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,960 Sorry, I couldn't find it anywhere. 329 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,840 Because I didn't lose it. 330 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:41,080 I just wanted... to say good-bye. 331 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,760 You've got guts. What if he had come down? 332 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,280 I just knew it would be you. 333 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,120 I went to a dyke bar once... 334 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,560 and I ended up feeling effeminate. 335 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,840 Lucky I wasn't home last night. 336 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:49,120 I couldn't have put up with the diesel and her smelly cigars. 337 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,680 I know why she's a dyke. She has no choice. 338 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,200 Mr. Lafaye? It's for you. It's a Marijo. 339 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,560 Marijo? Don't know her. 340 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,400 Can't keep track of them? 341 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,800 No, I don't know any Marijos. 342 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,720 Take the call anyway. 343 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,240 Hello. 344 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:14,360 Marijo? Do I know you? 345 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,120 - Who is it? - Oh, it's you! 346 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:19,520 You're still here? The diesel. 347 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,440 Put the speaker on. 348 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,400 I want to apologize. 349 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,160 You were both so nice. 350 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,800 May I buy you dinner? 351 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,120 Say yes! Yes! 352 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:33,760 We would have been delighted, but my wife and I are busy. 353 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,480 Yes, it'll be fun! 354 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,600 Hold on a second. 355 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,520 I want to come along. 356 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,320 May I bring a friend? 357 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:45,400 The doctor pulls one more from his butt. 358 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,000 He counts them: 12 flowers. 359 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:52,480 So the fag says, "I didn't know how to tell you." 360 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,320 Excuse me. I'm off to the powder room. 361 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,280 I have to take a leak. 362 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,200 I think she fancies you. 363 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,360 Sure. 364 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,040 I keep on telling her. 365 00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:12,720 I don't mind two women doing it as long as they fit me in. 366 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:17,360 It depends. If she asks me, I'm out of here! 367 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:23,000 So when are you two doing it and fitting me in? 368 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:25,600 What's with you, Loli? 369 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:28,920 I was joking. Weren't you? Are you shocked? 370 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,000 Yes! In a woman's mouth, it's vulgar! 371 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:35,320 Why? Because there's penetration? 372 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,040 - Cut it out. You're pushing it. - What's up? 373 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,800 Dykes, fags and penetration. 374 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,680 Very highbrow! 375 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,320 Dessert time! 376 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,200 Let's sweeten up. 377 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,640 Damn, everything's good here. 378 00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,560 What do I want? 379 00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:56,040 For me... profiteroles. 380 00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,320 Oh, shit. My cigarettes. 381 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:01,280 Did you choose? 382 00:25:01,360 --> 00:25:02,720 I'd sure go for... 383 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,560 a creme brulee. And you? 384 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,320 A lemon sorbet. 385 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:09,120 I love it. 386 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,040 Are you ready? 387 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,200 One lemon sorbet. Marijo? 388 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,600 Creme brulee. 389 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,360 I'm having the profiteroles. 390 00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,800 Laurent? 391 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,720 Laurent. What do you want? 392 00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,200 Nothing. I'm not hungry anymore. 393 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:31,840 What's wrong? You've turned white. 394 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,120 Something I ate. 395 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,920 Paella's vicious. All it takes is one clam. 396 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,520 Antoine, let's dance. 397 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,880 What's up? Too much clam? 398 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,320 Come on, let's dance. 399 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,200 Come on, we'll show them. 400 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,480 Marijo! Come on! 401 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,360 May I? 402 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,360 That's enough! 403 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,080 - What's wrong? - We're leaving! 404 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,200 - You're hurting me! - Come on, we're having fun. 405 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,040 Back off. Are you coming? 406 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,560 You're ridiculous! 407 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,800 No, you're ridiculous! Are you drunk? 408 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,680 Let go of me! You're sick! 409 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,000 You're a pain in the ass. 410 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:41,280 - Right. - Jesus! Stop fighting. 411 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,240 What's with you, Laurent? 412 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,640 I can get in on my own! 413 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,320 - Let's go. - What about Marijo? 414 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,040 Leave the fat dyke. 415 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,920 She's paying. We can't dump her. 416 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,800 Here she comes. 417 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,240 Good night, lovebirds! 418 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,000 Couples! They'll patch it up. 419 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,920 Next time, I'm buying. 420 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,160 Thanks, but I'm leaving tonight. 421 00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,280 Are you okay? 422 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,400 - How much? - Three hours. 423 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:00,760 - When can we... - Not now. 424 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,360 - What came over you? - Hush. You'll wake the kids. 425 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,320 Thanks, miss. Bye. 426 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,120 Had fun, huh? 427 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:20,280 I could have, if you hadn't been such a jerk! 428 00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,720 Slut! 429 00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,880 I never knew you were such a slut! 430 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,280 Are you mad? 431 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,000 Now you're going to wake up the kids! 432 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,240 Did you care about the kids when you felt up that... 433 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,320 that thing? 434 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,800 What? What are you talking about? 435 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,040 I saw you! 436 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:42,040 You had your hands in each other's panties! 437 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,160 That sure shut you up! 438 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:48,400 Shame on you! 439 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,560 Disgusting! 440 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,800 Hey, look who's talking. 441 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,760 I never brought anyone home. 442 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:55,960 Who screwed around in our bed? 443 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,520 - It happened once! - Well, then me too! 444 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,400 But I didn't screw a fag! 445 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,000 I didn't either. 446 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,160 Don't try to be funny! 447 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:06,320 Oh, that fat, horny pig! 448 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,320 I'll kick her ass! 449 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,760 Stay here, please. 450 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,040 Laurent, come back! 451 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,880 - Get out of there. - Laurent! 452 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,280 You got a problem? 453 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,560 Ask my wife, you slut! 454 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,040 - Calm down! - Leave me alone! 455 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,880 Are you nuts? 456 00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,200 Afraid of coming out? 457 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,360 You act tough, but you don't have any balls! 458 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,240 The neighbors, Laurent! 459 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:42,600 - I'm not afraid of a baseball bat. - Cricket bat. 460 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,080 It bruises better. 461 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,640 I'll still knock your teeth out! 462 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,080 Don't hit a woman! 463 00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,360 A woman? I don't see a woman! 464 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,160 Trouble, Mr. Lafaye? 465 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,960 Should I call the cops? 466 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,720 No, Mr. Crepineau! 467 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,000 My cousin saw a prowler and called my husband. 468 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,360 But he's gone. 469 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:04,880 Oh, because we heard a commotion. 470 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,040 - Sorry we woke you up. - Thanks. 471 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,680 Let's go back in. 472 00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:17,760 If I catch you around here... 473 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:21,000 I'll ram the bat up your ass! 474 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:24,600 Not its normal use, but it could be a lot of fun. 475 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:31,800 Asshole. 476 00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,480 She touched my hand. 477 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,600 And you didn't do a thing? 478 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,960 What did you two do together? Answer me! 479 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:43,800 I told you... just that. I swear. She started. 480 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,080 And you let her touch you? 481 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,880 How was it? She got you wet? 482 00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,600 Not at all. I was too afraid to speak. 483 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,160 You were afraid, so you felt her up? 484 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,000 Shut up! I don't know what came over me. 485 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,160 You know I'm not like that. 486 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,160 I'm ashamed. 487 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,200 So ashamed. 488 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,640 Laurent. 489 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,880 Forgive me, forgive me, please. 490 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,640 You don't know how I feel. 491 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:15,440 In front of everybody. 492 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,480 But nobody saw us. 493 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,800 At least you kept it under the table. 494 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,000 Loli, you're repulsive. 495 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,520 No, Laurent, no! 496 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,720 Please! Please, forgive me. 497 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,800 Forgive me. Forgive me. 498 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,840 I love you. You know I do. 499 00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,240 What are you doing here? 500 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,320 Coming to bed. 501 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,040 Are you kidding? 502 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,560 Go sleep wherever, but not here. 503 00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,720 It's a big house. 504 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,920 Why not go see bushwhacker in her pretty van? 505 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,720 What do you think? 506 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,840 What... Did he hit you? 507 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,320 - I'll bash his head in! - No! 508 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,640 Tell me what happened. Did he hurt you? 509 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,000 He threw me out. 510 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,960 I don't want him to hurt you. 511 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,520 I never want anyone to hurt you, ever. 512 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,160 Daddy, Daddy! 513 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,360 I'm hungry. 514 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,400 Go see Mommy. 515 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:36,360 Mommy's not here. 516 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:51,160 Finally. Hurry! The sun's already up. 517 00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:54,800 I'm not doing 30 miles sweating like a pig. 518 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,560 You could've told me. I called the Crumble sisters. 519 00:34:58,680 --> 00:35:01,080 They'll be all hot and ready. 520 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,400 Hey, the kids. 521 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,440 You look pretty bad. 522 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,080 Pass the chocolate. 523 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,720 Where's Mommy? 524 00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:14,680 She's out shopping. 525 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,560 Hi, Antoine. 526 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,640 Hello. Hurry. We're going shopping. 527 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:31,840 Coming. 528 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,160 Why is she here? 529 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,160 It's all my fault. 530 00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:41,440 So take a swing at me, but let her be. 531 00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,320 You banged my wife again! 532 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,440 Stop it, Laurent! 533 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:51,120 Stop being a jerk! She drove me back. 534 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:57,640 Marijo! So you didn't leave after all? 535 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,160 A little setback, but I'm on my way. 536 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:04,560 Once you know our region, you'll never leave. 537 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,960 - Are you going? - Are we in the way? 538 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,240 Stop arguing, you two. Life is too short. 539 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,680 Keep your two-bit wisdom. 540 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,480 Fine. I'll wait outside, but hurry up. 541 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,520 If this keeps up, I'm going alone. 542 00:36:18,680 --> 00:36:20,680 Come on in. It's okay. 543 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,480 Come on! And you, get going! Go cool down. 544 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,040 And leave you two alone to do your filthy stuff? 545 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:31,520 You can have your wife, but you don't deserve her. 546 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,040 Are you leaving? 547 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,480 I was a jerk last night. 548 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,760 I didn't know what I was saying. 549 00:36:58,240 --> 00:37:01,040 - Forgive me. - Don't touch me. Get out. 550 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,280 Isn't it great to be here? 551 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,520 Feel the cool breeze on your neck? 552 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,440 Can't you shut up? 553 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:11,720 - Jesus, what's with you? - It's not your problem. 554 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,520 What are friends for, damn it? 555 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:18,600 For screwing the Crumble sisters and bicycling like hot pigs! 556 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,680 No one made you come! 557 00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:22,760 You're being a real pain. 558 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,160 Screw it! You can go alone. 559 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,120 Great move. You were getting boring. 560 00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,520 For Christ's sake! 561 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,840 That's it. Leave me! 562 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,440 And you call yourself a friend? 563 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,040 What's the problem? 564 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,732 Can't you see I'm miserable? 565 00:37:39,139 --> 00:37:40,436 And two Pastis, two! 566 00:37:46,509 --> 00:37:48,169 Waiter, please! 567 00:37:52,995 --> 00:37:53,657 Thanks. 568 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:57,380 Nope! 569 00:38:06,260 --> 00:38:10,020 Men can screw around. It has nothing to do with love. 570 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:12,420 I mean love with a capital "L." 571 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,980 We don't use our feelings, only our dick. 572 00:38:16,065 --> 00:38:18,569 But a women who's cheating on her husband, that's disgusting. 573 00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:21,211 That'll never happen with Loli, you've got a real pearl there! 574 00:38:19,101 --> 00:38:24,070 And having a little fight now and then isn't a bad thing. 575 00:38:24,071 --> 00:38:25,618 Makes a couple stronger. 576 00:38:25,619 --> 00:38:33,114 If my wife had been more like yours... 577 00:38:33,114 --> 00:38:34,503 I'd still be with her. 578 00:38:36,574 --> 00:38:37,962 Here's a good one. 579 00:38:40,079 --> 00:38:42,238 A guy had this wild thing happen to him. 580 00:38:43,471 --> 00:38:44,359 A married guy... 581 00:38:45,504 --> 00:38:47,583 happy, the perfect couple. 582 00:38:50,103 --> 00:38:52,845 His wife was banging a woman. Can you believe that? 583 00:38:54,604 --> 00:38:55,767 You believe it? 584 00:38:55,964 --> 00:38:56,871 And under his own roof. 585 00:38:57,197 --> 00:38:57,832 - No way. - I swear. 586 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:02,112 As soon as he was away, they'd start bushwhacking! 587 00:39:03,576 --> 00:39:04,399 How humiliating. 588 00:39:05,281 --> 00:39:06,617 What a dork! 589 00:39:10,593 --> 00:39:11,328 Do I know him? 590 00:39:11,778 --> 00:39:13,353 He's right in front of you. 591 00:39:14,617 --> 00:39:15,553 You're kidding. 592 00:39:17,441 --> 00:39:18,321 Loli? With who? 593 00:39:21,618 --> 00:39:24,506 With who? With who? You idiot! 594 00:39:24,770 --> 00:39:28,371 Are you my friend or what? She's banging the dyke! 595 00:39:28,865 --> 00:39:29,553 Holy shit! 596 00:39:32,895 --> 00:39:33,935 No, it can't be. 597 00:39:34,743 --> 00:39:36,017 Not Loli. 598 00:39:44,335 --> 00:39:45,485 What did I do to her? 599 00:39:47,526 --> 00:39:49,183 What did she do to her? 600 00:39:50,446 --> 00:39:52,167 - Slut. - In my opinion... 601 00:39:53,343 --> 00:39:54,664 she's playing with you. 602 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,912 She must've found something. 603 00:39:58,808 --> 00:40:00,304 I'm extra careful. 604 00:40:00,863 --> 00:40:03,513 No traces, ever. 605 00:40:04,086 --> 00:40:06,511 No calls at home, so she can't track me down. 606 00:40:06,934 --> 00:40:09,087 I'm no bastard. I don't want to hurt her. 607 00:40:09,927 --> 00:40:11,694 She caught me once. That was enough. 608 00:40:14,679 --> 00:40:17,502 I don't know. It only takes a scent. 609 00:40:18,656 --> 00:40:23,088 Women don't just use their brains. They sense things. 610 00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:26,274 But why? Why with that poor /ersatz/? 611 00:40:27,945 --> 00:40:31,753 At least with a man I'd understand. But with that? Why? 612 00:40:34,321 --> 00:40:37,378 Because Loli's faithful. She's not a pervert. 613 00:40:38,550 --> 00:40:40,138 That's all that was available. 614 00:40:41,313 --> 00:40:43,016 She did it once to piss you off. 615 00:40:43,890 --> 00:40:45,249 Anyhow, the dyke's gone. 616 00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:02,207 Your wallet? 617 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:12,680 To say good-bye. 618 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,440 - May I kiss you? - Wait. Fatso's watching. 619 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,240 - Life's a bitch. - Yup. 620 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,240 And a short bitch too. 621 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,360 Just a little kiss good-bye. 622 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,440 A little love kiss, to say good-bye. 623 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,280 And then you leave? 624 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,440 Then I leave. 625 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:45,960 Wait. 626 00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:48,640 Mrs. Lombard? 627 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:55,320 I've got to do my laundry. Could you watch the kids? 628 00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:59,320 I'm hurt. I'm hurt! 629 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,760 Hurt! 630 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,360 I'm so hurt. 631 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,400 Deeply. 632 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,840 Hurt. 633 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,440 - Very, very hurt! - It'll be okay. 634 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,840 Stop it now. 635 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,920 Sluts! 636 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,800 Sluts... all sluts! 637 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,040 Excuse him. 638 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,880 Come on, put my helmet on. 639 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,560 It makes me look like a dickhead. 640 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:35,480 Better a dickhead than a busted head. 641 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,960 We're surrounded by sluts! 642 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,960 Laurent, come on. Cut it out! 643 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,160 Laurent, come on. 644 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,800 Get on, get on. There. Get on. 645 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,840 We'll take it nice and slow now. 646 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,320 Are you okay? 647 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,240 Why wouldn't I be okay? 648 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,200 Isn't life swell? 649 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,320 You're going the wrong way! 650 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,880 I'm off to see the Crumble sisters! 651 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:03,960 Come back! 652 00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,840 Look out! You're gonna crash! 653 00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,600 Where are the Crumbles? 654 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,760 Where are the sluts? 655 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,800 You had it coming! 656 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,400 Great! 657 00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,720 We just made some cheese. It's all fresh! 658 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,720 We had a little setback. 659 00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,680 I hate women. I hate 'em! They make me wanna puke! 660 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,000 We were waiting for you. 661 00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:55,400 - Sluts! - He's depressed. 662 00:43:55,401 --> 00:43:56,199 What's wrong? 663 00:43:56,417 --> 00:43:58,607 Don't come near me. Don't touch me! 664 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,036 As for your crappy cheese... 665 00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,353 I hate you, I shit on you! 666 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:07,866 Bitches! 667 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,038 I'm gonna hump a goat. 668 00:44:20,543 --> 00:44:22,735 What's wrong with this guy? 669 00:44:25,715 --> 00:44:27,788 Stop it, their milk will be sour! 670 00:44:28,206 --> 00:44:32,861 Stop goofing around and give me a hand, you bitches! 671 00:44:34,002 --> 00:44:35,563 What a pair of numbskulls! 672 00:44:36,315 --> 00:44:37,068 OK, I'm off. 673 00:44:37,403 --> 00:44:40,023 I'll make some dandelion tea. 674 00:44:40,667 --> 00:44:42,220 It should clear his mind up. 675 00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:44,954 Right. Make him some herb tea. 676 00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,860 I'll go get the car, it'll take me at least two hours. 677 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,400 I'm miserable. I'm so miserable. 678 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,640 I'll follow the coast down to the Italian Riviera. 679 00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:03,000 I have a girlfriend. She works at a spa. 680 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:04,880 A girlfriend? 681 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,800 Just a friend. 682 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,920 I've got regular friends too. 683 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,280 We won't see each other again? 684 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,480 Who knows? 685 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:19,080 I do. 686 00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,640 Loli! Are you home? 687 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:37,200 You're the only one that counts. You and the children. 688 00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:40,560 He got the message. No more fooling around. 689 00:45:40,720 --> 00:45:44,880 No more girls. No more cheating left and right. 690 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,560 And he really means it. 691 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,920 What cheating left and right? 692 00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,000 When you caught him. 693 00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,040 Don't take me for an idiot! 694 00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,240 You said: "Left and right"! 695 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,160 He's been cheating on me, and you knew it? 696 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:08,960 With who? 697 00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,840 But... But... With who? Who? Nobody. 698 00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:16,280 It was just a little fling or two. He's a man with needs. 699 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:19,680 I know nothing! It's none of my business! 700 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,760 Loli, have you gone mad? 701 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,560 You're his best friend, you bastard. 702 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:27,560 You're both bastards! 703 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:31,960 So you'd better tell me everything, or I'll gut you! 704 00:46:39,393 --> 00:46:41,233 You son of a bitch! 705 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,480 What's going on? 706 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,520 She's moving in. 707 00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:55,560 You bastard! 708 00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,400 What was that you said? 709 00:47:00,520 --> 00:47:04,040 How long have you been fooling around? 710 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,240 Everybody knew. 711 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:08,120 Everybody! 712 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,480 You cheated on me with every slut around. 713 00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,800 I'm humiliated. 714 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:18,240 Ashamed to be married to a pig like you. 715 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,960 What's this bullshit? 716 00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:23,080 Ask your friend Antoine! 717 00:47:23,240 --> 00:47:25,080 Unless he made it up! 718 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:26,680 And this! 719 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:28,440 You use condoms with me? 720 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:33,080 You have a whole stock hidden in the kids' room! 721 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:34,800 You're a monster! 722 00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,760 I don't want her anywhere near my son! 723 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,840 Whatever happens, Loli, whatever happens... 724 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,200 I don't want this diesel in my house! 725 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,120 If she goes, I divorce. 726 00:47:57,200 --> 00:48:01,360 With your track record, kiss the house good-bye! 727 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,920 - Maybe, but I'd get the kids! - Not with a good lawyer! 728 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,360 Come, baby. Come with Mommy. 729 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,400 You're wrecking a home. 730 00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,280 Feel good about it? 731 00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,200 You're not leaving? 732 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,840 What did you do to me? 733 00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:53,500 Why'd you do it? 734 00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:55,420 You're my friend! Why? 735 00:48:57,380 --> 00:48:59,340 I was trying to help. 736 00:49:01,060 --> 00:49:03,180 Hit me... kick me. 737 00:49:03,300 --> 00:49:05,220 I'm useless. I'm a shit. 738 00:49:11,580 --> 00:49:13,900 Stop bawling! 739 00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,620 I should be crying. 740 00:49:23,220 --> 00:49:25,380 This is a nightmare. 741 00:49:26,138 --> 00:49:27,381 Please God, I want to wake up. 742 00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:40,220 What are you doing? You're crazy! 743 00:49:40,340 --> 00:49:43,740 - Yeah, I'm crazy! - Put that down! 744 00:49:44,340 --> 00:49:45,700 Where are the bullets? 745 00:49:45,820 --> 00:49:49,420 Don't mess with that! For Christ's sake, stop! 746 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:55,300 Let go, or I'll hurt you! 747 00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:58,900 I don't care. Stop, I'm begging you! 748 00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:04,740 Think about your kids. 749 00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:07,860 In jail, you won't ever see them. 750 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:10,100 Not seeing your kids... 751 00:50:10,180 --> 00:50:12,500 is the worst thing on earth. 752 00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:15,100 I haven't seen mine in 12 years. 753 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:16,660 Twelve years. 754 00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:34,940 Good evening. 755 00:50:38,620 --> 00:50:40,620 Why are you so sad? 756 00:50:41,140 --> 00:50:42,700 Why? 757 00:50:42,780 --> 00:50:45,020 Because of whores like you. 758 00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:47,420 You're more the heartbreaker. 759 00:50:47,500 --> 00:50:49,300 With your looks. 760 00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:51,340 Stop it. I'm not interested. 761 00:50:51,900 --> 00:50:54,260 You're not here by chance. 762 00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:56,940 Why not? 763 00:50:57,020 --> 00:50:59,180 It'd be my first old bag. 764 00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:05,380 I'm leaving. 765 00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:11,020 I'll pay. Don't worry. 766 00:51:11,100 --> 00:51:12,540 Too old? 767 00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:16,700 Sorry, I was cruel. 768 00:51:16,780 --> 00:51:18,780 I'm used to worse. 769 00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:22,460 I can't be picky anymore. 770 00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:36,580 Please. 771 00:51:41,580 --> 00:51:43,700 It's not your age. 772 00:51:45,020 --> 00:51:47,100 You're beautiful. 773 00:51:47,220 --> 00:51:48,980 Look at me. 774 00:51:49,060 --> 00:51:50,700 You're beautiful. 775 00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:54,660 It's me. I'm not doing well. 776 00:51:54,780 --> 00:51:57,260 Usually, I do the comforting. 777 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:00,940 Go. 778 00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:03,700 Go to the wife who's waiting for you. 779 00:52:06,740 --> 00:52:08,500 She's not waiting. 780 00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:10,020 Not anymore. 781 00:52:12,540 --> 00:52:14,860 Stay a while, if you want. 782 00:52:14,940 --> 00:52:16,940 Since you're paying. 783 00:52:19,580 --> 00:52:21,820 To say what? 784 00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:25,220 Bullshit you've heard over and over? 785 00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:30,860 Actually, my story has a little twist to it. 786 00:52:31,740 --> 00:52:34,220 She dumped me for a woman. 787 00:52:35,700 --> 00:52:37,620 Isn't that funny? 788 00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:43,780 You only have one true love in your life. 789 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:45,620 Only one. 790 00:52:45,740 --> 00:52:48,820 All the others are just poor substitutes. 791 00:52:50,340 --> 00:52:53,140 You might not know it's the right one. 792 00:52:54,260 --> 00:52:56,100 Or you might know... 793 00:52:56,220 --> 00:52:58,020 but not be loved back. 794 00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:02,100 And sometimes it's the perfect match. 795 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:04,780 That's the most difficult. 796 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:07,460 But when it happens, don't blow it. 797 00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:11,300 Is it that one? 798 00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:15,300 It was, but I found out too late. 799 00:53:16,940 --> 00:53:18,260 Bullshit. 800 00:53:19,980 --> 00:53:22,020 If it is, then swallow your pride. 801 00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:25,180 Beg, grovel... accept. 802 00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:27,900 Believe me. 803 00:53:28,060 --> 00:53:31,100 You must show those you love how much you love them. 804 00:53:33,140 --> 00:53:35,180 I understood too late. 805 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:43,980 Give me a kiss. 806 00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:46,220 Just a kiss. 807 00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:14,280 I cooked a roast and vegetables. 808 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,360 Do you like that? Great. 809 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,280 Will you be long? 810 00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:22,560 See you soon. I love you. 811 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:30,760 - I want juice. - You've had enough. 812 00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,480 - A little more. - I said no. 813 00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,360 Eat, Pablo. 814 00:54:37,160 --> 00:54:40,360 Eat the good food Daddy made. 815 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:43,160 - Here, baby. - Can I try? 816 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:44,480 Huh, Pablito? 817 00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:46,560 Do you have kids? No? 818 00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,680 So butt out! 819 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:51,640 Yes, baby. 820 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:53,200 Here, baby. 821 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:59,040 Smell that? It'll be delicious. 822 00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,360 It's always delicious. 823 00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:17,160 - That's my shirt. - Really? 824 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,760 - Where was it? - In a pile. 825 00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,280 That's my shirt. 826 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,920 You steal my shirts too? 827 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,840 You can have it back! 828 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:28,640 Keep it. It's dirty. 829 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,120 - What a looker. - You like it? 830 00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,960 Mommy's beautiful. 831 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,760 One from the heart. 832 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:51,240 Look, I got it for nothing. Beautiful, huh? 833 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,240 Off to bed, kids. 834 00:55:58,080 --> 00:55:59,760 Give Mommy a kiss. 835 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,440 A little peck. 836 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:09,280 You brushed your teeth? Go on, I'll be right along. 837 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,280 Oh, you. 838 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,040 I don't like your hair like that. 839 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,360 Could I have some bread, please? 840 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,200 Nice eating in front of a newspaper. 841 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,680 You get the news. 842 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,680 If I loafed all day, I could read the paper too. 843 00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,760 Who's that aimed at? 844 00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,920 - I'll get the cheese. - Good for you. 845 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,720 - Bastard! - Sure, I'm the bastard. 846 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,600 She lives off me and screws my wife, but I'm the bastard. 847 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,080 You know what really bothers you? 848 00:57:01,200 --> 00:57:02,680 You can't screw her! 849 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:05,160 Please! I don't know how you can. 850 00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:10,360 Be an angel. Give me some cheese. 851 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:18,680 - Sorry. - Some of that one too. 852 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,800 Thanks. No butter? 853 00:57:22,037 --> 00:57:24,351 I'll rub your nose in the butter, sir! 854 00:57:24,352 --> 00:57:32,165 Hello? Yes, just a moment please. 855 00:57:32,166 --> 00:57:34,538 Hey, it's Ingrid. 856 00:57:35,270 --> 00:57:36,153 I'm not here. 857 00:57:36,154 --> 00:57:39,828 Bad luck, he just left! 858 00:57:40,443 --> 00:57:44,040 Yes, I'll tell him. Yes, of course I will! 859 00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:47,603 But he's very busy these days. That's right, talk to you later! 860 00:57:49,721 --> 00:57:51,902 That's the third time she's calling this week. 861 00:57:51,903 --> 00:57:53,491 And so does V�ro. 862 00:57:54,428 --> 00:57:55,308 Let them call. 863 00:57:57,402 --> 00:58:00,216 You've been hiding for a month now. 864 00:58:00,626 --> 00:58:01,867 You look like a zombie. 865 00:58:02,470 --> 00:58:04,780 Come on, let's go out. It'll do you good. 866 00:58:13,353 --> 00:58:14,643 She likes you. 867 00:58:14,644 --> 00:58:18,932 I always knew it. You can have her whenever you want! 868 00:58:18,933 --> 00:58:19,933 Nice sense of humor. 869 00:58:44,820 --> 00:58:47,820 Are you listening? He's feeling bad. 870 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:51,540 He was crying in front of the TV last night. 871 00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:54,020 Laurent? I don't believe it. 872 00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:55,620 Go easy on him. 873 00:58:55,700 --> 00:58:58,420 After what he did? Are you kidding? 874 00:58:58,540 --> 00:59:01,500 I feel bad he's so flipped out. 875 00:59:01,620 --> 00:59:04,180 He screwed up, so he's paying. 876 00:59:06,620 --> 00:59:08,100 Ease up. 877 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,580 Go see him. 878 00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:15,060 Do it for me. 879 00:59:15,580 --> 00:59:17,220 Do you want me to? 880 00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:21,060 Okay. 881 00:59:25,580 --> 00:59:28,220 At least put something on. 882 00:59:34,460 --> 00:59:36,340 Leave me alone. 883 00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:38,300 Go back upstairs. 884 00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:51,940 Stop it. You're being a pain. 885 00:59:55,820 --> 00:59:57,620 Tell me what to do. 886 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:02,020 I can't take it anymore. 887 01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:04,140 I love you. 888 01:00:04,260 --> 01:00:06,060 I love you so. 889 01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:09,260 I'm nothing without you. 890 01:00:09,380 --> 01:00:10,820 Forgive me. 891 01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:14,700 Stop it now. 892 01:00:16,420 --> 01:00:18,420 You don't love me anymore? 893 01:00:21,740 --> 01:00:23,260 It's over? 894 01:00:23,340 --> 01:00:25,020 Then say it. 895 01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:27,340 Look me in the eye and say it. 896 01:00:27,420 --> 01:00:29,380 I'll let you be. 897 01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:30,940 I'll leave. 898 01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:34,140 You'll never see me again. 899 01:00:37,060 --> 01:00:39,660 But I must know... I must know! 900 01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:09,300 Remember our first time? 901 01:01:10,540 --> 01:01:12,860 The bed was even smaller. 902 01:01:14,460 --> 01:01:16,820 You wore a red dress. 903 01:01:16,900 --> 01:01:21,300 And you were in such a hurry you caught your finger in the zipper. 904 01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:38,340 - Do you love me? - Y-Yes. 905 01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:41,300 - Say it. - Yes! 906 01:01:41,420 --> 01:01:43,740 - Say it. - Yes! Yes, I love you. 907 01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:53,620 Sorry to disturb you lovebirds. 908 01:01:53,740 --> 01:01:56,740 - You have to get the kids. - Thanks. 909 01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:58,580 Oh, and I'm leaving. 910 01:01:58,700 --> 01:02:00,380 Good news at last. 911 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:02,900 But why? 912 01:02:04,260 --> 01:02:05,900 What got into her? 913 01:02:05,980 --> 01:02:07,900 What now? 914 01:02:07,980 --> 01:02:10,580 Can't I sleep with my husband? 915 01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:13,740 Of course you can. And I can leave! 916 01:02:15,020 --> 01:02:18,180 For once I agree with you. Put that on. 917 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:22,180 You asked me to be nice to him. 918 01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:24,740 Being nice to guys means balling them? 919 01:02:24,860 --> 01:02:27,020 Guys! Marijo, it's not guys. 920 01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:28,700 It's my husband! 921 01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:31,460 Not easy to cope with, huh? 922 01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:36,020 Why don't you just drive off in that pretty little van of yours? 923 01:02:36,140 --> 01:02:39,940 Loli, ask your husband to put some underwear on. 924 01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:41,860 Let's not bicker over details. 925 01:02:41,940 --> 01:02:44,820 Oh, baby, afraid of Uncle Dick? 926 01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:46,700 No, it's just ugly. 927 01:02:46,740 --> 01:02:47,900 That's all. 928 01:02:48,260 --> 01:02:50,540 Yup, but this is my house. 929 01:02:50,660 --> 01:02:55,380 And in my house, I walk around naked... 930 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,180 if I feel like it. 931 01:02:57,260 --> 01:02:59,860 Please, don't overdo it. And you? 932 01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:03,340 You're bailing out again? Yet you can't live without me? 933 01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:05,140 Take your glasses off. 934 01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:08,020 Look, I put up with your hubby... 935 01:03:08,140 --> 01:03:10,140 but there are limits. 936 01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:12,260 So you choose, or I split! 937 01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:16,380 - Then split! The door's wide open! - I don't want to choose! 938 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:19,420 I don't want to, and I can't. 939 01:03:19,540 --> 01:03:21,220 How can you ask me that? 940 01:03:22,300 --> 01:03:25,900 I've always hated dykes, and I always will. 941 01:03:26,020 --> 01:03:28,220 - Saggy balls. - You're gonna get it. 942 01:03:28,340 --> 01:03:29,700 Come on then. 943 01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:33,940 Are you nuts? Marijo, are you okay? 944 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:36,100 Wow, it feels good! 945 01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:41,420 It could work out fine... 946 01:03:42,420 --> 01:03:45,380 with a little good will. 947 01:03:45,460 --> 01:03:47,460 What do you mean, good will? 948 01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:50,580 Three days each. That's fair. 949 01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:53,860 Two times three is six. A week has seven days. 950 01:03:53,980 --> 01:03:55,820 On the seventh day we rest. 951 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:58,500 - What do you mean, rest? - Each in his own bed. 952 01:03:58,580 --> 01:04:00,780 There are only two beds for three. 953 01:04:00,860 --> 01:04:03,140 That's the problem. 954 01:04:03,220 --> 01:04:04,620 What problem? 955 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:07,660 I take the room, you the den, Marijo the van. 956 01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:10,740 Fine by me, but the neighbors will wonder... 957 01:04:10,860 --> 01:04:14,420 why the cousin sleeps in the van once a week. 958 01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:18,860 Just be discreet. I know it's asking a lot. 959 01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:20,780 It makes you sick that I'm staying? 960 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,660 Get used to it! 961 01:04:23,820 --> 01:04:27,620 You're so childish. Can't you be more mature? 962 01:04:27,740 --> 01:04:31,740 Easy for you to say, playing princess in your room. 963 01:04:31,860 --> 01:04:33,780 Stop showing off your ass! 964 01:04:33,900 --> 01:04:35,820 As if I'd never seen it! 965 01:05:09,580 --> 01:05:10,940 Coming. 966 01:05:28,940 --> 01:05:31,820 No, no, no! Today's Sunday. 967 01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:41,100 See you Thursday. 968 01:06:06,260 --> 01:06:08,100 See you tomorrow. 969 01:06:18,060 --> 01:06:19,580 Good night! 970 01:06:25,900 --> 01:06:27,820 Hello, Mrs. Lafaye. 971 01:06:30,620 --> 01:06:33,940 Hello, Loli. Wow, she's beautiful! 972 01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:02,700 I love you. 973 01:07:02,820 --> 01:07:04,740 If you love me, kick her out. 974 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:08,140 Aren't we happier since she came? 975 01:07:08,260 --> 01:07:10,180 You're your wife's lover. 976 01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:12,140 Sure, I should thank her. 977 01:07:13,300 --> 01:07:15,140 Listen, I can't keep this up. 978 01:07:15,220 --> 01:07:17,460 Don't get started again. 979 01:07:17,580 --> 01:07:18,980 Let's go. 980 01:07:21,180 --> 01:07:23,340 You're not dressed? Hurry up. 981 01:07:23,420 --> 01:07:26,900 You won't talk. You only speak with your ass. 982 01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:28,380 That's nice. 983 01:07:28,500 --> 01:07:31,260 Get dressed and cut the bullshit. 984 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:33,020 We've got to pick up the kids. 985 01:07:33,100 --> 01:07:34,500 She's not doing it? 986 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:37,020 She's at the unemployment office. 987 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:39,940 They should find her a job abroad. 988 01:07:40,060 --> 01:07:42,740 There must be dyke bars in Guyana. 989 01:07:42,860 --> 01:07:45,940 Jealous, jealous, jealous. 990 01:07:56,460 --> 01:07:59,140 Mommy, I made a drawing. 991 01:07:59,220 --> 01:08:01,620 - For Daddy or Mommy? - For Mommy. 992 01:08:02,700 --> 01:08:04,540 Not for Daddy? Figures. 993 01:08:06,060 --> 01:08:07,460 Jealous. 994 01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:10,540 What's this mess? 995 01:08:12,300 --> 01:08:15,060 A bargain. The kids'll love it. 996 01:08:15,180 --> 01:08:16,500 And the adults too! 997 01:08:16,620 --> 01:08:19,260 - Thanks so much. - Who's that? 998 01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:22,700 A long story. It's a crazy life. Hey, girls. 999 01:08:22,820 --> 01:08:26,060 I'm at the unemployment office, and guess what? 1000 01:08:26,180 --> 01:08:29,140 There's my old pal Dany! Can you believe it? 1001 01:08:29,260 --> 01:08:30,340 Hi! 1002 01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:35,780 - And Solange. - Hi. 1003 01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:37,980 I'm off to wash the kids. 1004 01:08:38,100 --> 01:08:39,940 Bye. 1005 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:43,260 Come, Pablito. Bath time. 1006 01:08:44,380 --> 01:08:47,300 Well, uh, time to go. 1007 01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:50,460 Give me a buzz in Paris, huh, babe? 1008 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:54,020 Here's my number. Call me. 1009 01:08:54,100 --> 01:08:56,780 No! Don't just leave like that. 1010 01:08:56,860 --> 01:08:58,460 Let's have a drink. 1011 01:08:59,660 --> 01:09:00,980 I'm not hungry. 1012 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:03,420 Eat your meat, like your brother. 1013 01:09:03,500 --> 01:09:06,380 - How about a drink? - I'm too busy. 1014 01:09:06,460 --> 01:09:08,420 They're nice, huh? 1015 01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:12,300 Especially Dany. She played bass guitar in a band. 1016 01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:13,900 Purple Queen. 1017 01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:17,540 - Come on. - I'm too busy! 1018 01:09:18,260 --> 01:09:20,820 - Something wrong, kitten? - Why would there be? 1019 01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:22,940 My little wife. 1020 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:26,820 - What's cooking? - Rabbit. 1021 01:09:26,900 --> 01:09:28,900 It'll be good. 1022 01:09:33,580 --> 01:09:35,740 - I'll cream your ass! - I doubt it. 1023 01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:39,700 It'd be the first time a man touches your ass. 1024 01:09:39,820 --> 01:09:41,620 - Cut it out! - Weep, ladies! 1025 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:45,300 Ain't over yet. Match point! 1026 01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:47,940 Coming, kitten! 1027 01:09:48,780 --> 01:09:50,380 Time out? 1028 01:09:53,260 --> 01:09:55,700 - What's up, kitten? - Dinner is ready. 1029 01:09:55,820 --> 01:09:57,140 They're not staying. 1030 01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:59,940 Ask Marijo. They're her pals. 1031 01:10:00,340 --> 01:10:02,340 Want to play, Loli? 1032 01:10:02,380 --> 01:10:05,020 I have a lot to do, and I'm on my own! 1033 01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:07,220 Is there a problem? 1034 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:09,940 Not at all. 1035 01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:12,780 Storm warning posted. 1036 01:10:13,740 --> 01:10:15,540 - Tell me something. - What? 1037 01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:19,300 - I'm wondering. - What? 1038 01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:21,700 Why are you so nice suddenly? 1039 01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:25,420 I'm lightening up. It happens. 1040 01:10:25,540 --> 01:10:28,260 Let's stop acting like old pricks. 1041 01:10:28,340 --> 01:10:30,020 Two against one, ladies? 1042 01:10:30,100 --> 01:10:32,100 Well, the husband's nice. 1043 01:10:32,101 --> 01:10:33,487 Julien, stop that! 1044 01:10:34,421 --> 01:10:38,185 Pablo is going to take a nice nap while mommy's being mad at my friends. 1045 01:10:38,186 --> 01:10:39,755 Even though they are really nice. 1046 01:10:40,668 --> 01:10:42,491 Especially Dany, the bass player! 1047 01:10:42,723 --> 01:10:45,100 She's your ex, right? 1048 01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:47,380 You'd get along with them. 1049 01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,340 I don't like her! 1050 01:10:49,460 --> 01:10:52,660 Too bad. She's my friend and she's great. 1051 01:10:52,780 --> 01:10:54,900 I don't want them in my home! 1052 01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:58,420 - Shit! - Cheers. 1053 01:10:58,780 --> 01:11:00,860 - Marijo, you want some? - No, thanks. 1054 01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:04,300 Want to eat out, girls? 1055 01:11:04,420 --> 01:11:06,420 Yeah! I'm getting hungry. 1056 01:11:06,540 --> 01:11:08,820 - Good idea. - Great idea! 1057 01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:12,180 Oh, no! Have dinner with us. 1058 01:11:12,260 --> 01:11:13,740 Not enough food! 1059 01:11:13,820 --> 01:11:16,740 Then we'll dig up some pasta, okay? 1060 01:11:16,820 --> 01:11:19,180 So he bought the bunker! 1061 01:11:19,260 --> 01:11:20,660 Rita's married. 1062 01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:22,260 No way! 1063 01:11:22,380 --> 01:11:24,540 In Sweden, with Isabelle. 1064 01:11:24,660 --> 01:11:26,460 You had me scared! 1065 01:11:39,220 --> 01:11:40,740 No, thanks. 1066 01:11:40,820 --> 01:11:41,980 Now, listen, you! 1067 01:11:42,900 --> 01:11:44,180 They're al dente. 1068 01:11:46,580 --> 01:11:48,060 You two go way back? 1069 01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:49,500 Oh, yeah. 1070 01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:51,900 We were broke, but we had fun. 1071 01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:53,780 Those were the days. 1072 01:11:53,860 --> 01:11:57,940 - We're out of gas. - Then get off your fat ass! 1073 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:03,020 I told you I put on weight. 1074 01:12:03,140 --> 01:12:04,660 Wait, I'll go. 1075 01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:10,140 Why not champagne? To celebrate! 1076 01:12:10,260 --> 01:12:13,700 I saw her eyeing you up! All gooey-eyed! 1077 01:12:13,780 --> 01:12:16,780 How'd you manage? She's ugly as shit! 1078 01:12:16,860 --> 01:12:18,980 And the other paratrooper! 1079 01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:21,020 Look who's jealous now. 1080 01:12:21,140 --> 01:12:23,100 Oh, yeah? How come? 1081 01:12:23,220 --> 01:12:26,100 You've been taking time off for your husband! 1082 01:12:26,220 --> 01:12:27,380 You can't fool me. 1083 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,780 I'm allowed to go out. 1084 01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:31,740 And I to have friends! 1085 01:12:31,860 --> 01:12:34,180 I'm not putting up with dykes! 1086 01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:37,140 The recession put us in a slump. 1087 01:12:37,260 --> 01:12:38,740 Do you count too? 1088 01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:40,300 It's better now. 1089 01:12:40,460 --> 01:12:42,260 Bitch! 1090 01:12:42,380 --> 01:12:44,180 I see good signs. 1091 01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:46,260 How about in your business? 1092 01:12:47,380 --> 01:12:50,020 There are ups and downs. 1093 01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,620 I'm into army surplus. 1094 01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:54,940 You are so selfish! 1095 01:12:55,060 --> 01:12:57,100 Gotta go. I'm up early. 1096 01:12:57,220 --> 01:12:59,540 I'm splitting too. 1097 01:12:59,660 --> 01:13:01,740 Don't go. Coffee's ready. 1098 01:13:01,820 --> 01:13:05,300 I'm up at the crack of dawn tomorrow. 1099 01:13:05,460 --> 01:13:07,900 - It's not late. - I wake up at 5:00 a.m. 1100 01:13:08,020 --> 01:13:10,860 I'm tired. I'm going to bed! 1101 01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:13,820 - Bye, ma'am. - Night. 1102 01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:17,220 Fuck off. 1103 01:13:18,540 --> 01:13:19,980 Bitch. 1104 01:13:20,060 --> 01:13:21,580 There's pasta. 1105 01:13:24,340 --> 01:13:26,700 Stay, Dany. I'll drive you back. 1106 01:13:26,780 --> 01:13:30,380 No, I'd better go. It's getting tense. 1107 01:13:30,460 --> 01:13:32,780 Tense? What's tense? 1108 01:13:32,860 --> 01:13:35,740 You mean Loli? It is tense. 1109 01:13:35,860 --> 01:13:38,140 We haven't talked in years. 1110 01:13:38,260 --> 01:13:40,060 You've got to stay. 1111 01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:43,500 Well, I'm off. Thanks for the pasta. 1112 01:13:43,660 --> 01:13:45,100 Thank your wife. 1113 01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:47,900 Any problem with the purchase, just give a buzz. 1114 01:13:47,980 --> 01:13:49,380 Bye, now. 1115 01:13:49,460 --> 01:13:51,500 My wife seems jealous, but... 1116 01:13:51,620 --> 01:13:54,500 Spaniards! It comes and it goes. 1117 01:13:55,940 --> 01:13:58,260 Okay. Well, we'll see. 1118 01:13:58,380 --> 01:13:59,820 Some cards? 1119 01:14:09,780 --> 01:14:11,900 - Your turn, Dany. - Wait a sec. 1120 01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:16,300 I'll pass. 1121 01:14:18,340 --> 01:14:20,420 You're a funny guy. 1122 01:14:23,260 --> 01:14:26,260 'Cause I live with my wife's mistress? 1123 01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:30,580 - I'll take it. - Okay. 1124 01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:32,740 It is pretty unusual. 1125 01:14:32,820 --> 01:14:37,660 I love Loli, and I'll win her back one day. 1126 01:14:39,540 --> 01:14:41,260 Wouldn't you, for love? 1127 01:14:41,340 --> 01:14:42,700 I don't think so. 1128 01:14:44,740 --> 01:14:46,500 I would. 1129 01:14:46,580 --> 01:14:49,220 If I had to, I would. 1130 01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:52,220 That's why I let you screw in secret. 1131 01:14:55,060 --> 01:14:56,860 The tension is rising. 1132 01:14:56,940 --> 01:15:00,180 It's cool. We're only talking. 1133 01:15:01,060 --> 01:15:02,740 Amongst men. 1134 01:15:04,180 --> 01:15:08,140 Julien, no bicycling. Come and eat. 1135 01:15:08,220 --> 01:15:10,060 Come and eat, Julien. 1136 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:16,660 Hi, kiddo. Hello. 1137 01:15:16,780 --> 01:15:18,660 I slept like a charm! 1138 01:15:18,780 --> 01:15:20,140 Where'd she sleep? 1139 01:15:20,220 --> 01:15:22,580 On the sofa. Marijo, in the office. 1140 01:15:22,700 --> 01:15:24,980 At least, I think. 1141 01:15:30,420 --> 01:15:33,740 I've got tickets for U2. Like to come? 1142 01:15:33,860 --> 01:15:36,780 Great. I'd love to see U2 with you too. 1143 01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,340 But I don't know. 1144 01:15:45,460 --> 01:15:47,340 Who's stopping you? 1145 01:15:48,340 --> 01:15:49,620 Nobody. 1146 01:15:52,580 --> 01:15:54,900 - Coffee, Loli? - No, I had mine. 1147 01:15:55,020 --> 01:15:58,220 I woke up at 8:00 with the kids. 1148 01:16:00,940 --> 01:16:03,460 I'll be going. Can I call a cab? 1149 01:16:03,540 --> 01:16:05,300 - I'll drive you. - No. 1150 01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:08,980 Your train is at 5:00. You have plenty of time. 1151 01:16:09,060 --> 01:16:12,500 We could go for a walk. To the Ochres? 1152 01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:14,260 With the kids, huh, Loli? 1153 01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:17,380 - No, I'll drive her. - Why? 1154 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:21,420 Do you mind going with me? Or does she mind? 1155 01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:23,740 No, not at all. 1156 01:16:26,580 --> 01:16:28,140 What's the Ochres? 1157 01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:41,460 Isn't it beautiful? 1158 01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:45,380 Here is my number in Paris. 1159 01:16:45,460 --> 01:16:47,700 Call me. 1160 01:16:47,780 --> 01:16:50,660 This time, let's not lose touch. 1161 01:16:50,820 --> 01:16:52,300 My rock and roll girl. 1162 01:16:52,380 --> 01:16:54,860 The colors are great at sunset. 1163 01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:58,060 It's an ochre quarry. 1164 01:16:58,100 --> 01:17:00,540 It's sculpted by nature. 1165 01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:03,620 We're leaving, Mommy? 1166 01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:07,060 Loli, wait! 1167 01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:18,260 Are you happy now? You won. 1168 01:17:18,380 --> 01:17:21,100 Oh, and you're not at fault here? 1169 01:17:21,180 --> 01:17:23,380 Piss me off and you're walking home! 1170 01:17:24,340 --> 01:17:27,100 Guess I'm taking a cab after all. 1171 01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:52,060 I'm fed up with the situation. 1172 01:17:56,100 --> 01:17:58,140 I'm hurting you. 1173 01:17:58,260 --> 01:18:00,980 I've lied to you both. 1174 01:18:01,060 --> 01:18:03,500 It's not that I don't love her. 1175 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:08,780 But I want it to be just you and me. 1176 01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:12,100 It's my fault. 1177 01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:15,700 No, it's my fault. I screwed up first. 1178 01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:20,660 I just want to hold you in my arms. 1179 01:18:20,900 --> 01:18:25,020 Don't worry. There'll be no fights. 1180 01:18:26,220 --> 01:18:29,780 - Give me the phone. - I don't want to speak to her. 1181 01:18:48,900 --> 01:18:50,940 She won't see you anymore. 1182 01:18:52,180 --> 01:18:54,740 You'd better leave now. 1183 01:19:00,700 --> 01:19:02,820 I'd like to hear it from her. 1184 01:19:04,660 --> 01:19:06,500 Don't make it any harder on her. 1185 01:19:06,620 --> 01:19:08,140 It's over. 1186 01:19:10,100 --> 01:19:11,940 She said so? 1187 01:19:12,020 --> 01:19:14,020 Didn't you hear? 1188 01:19:14,100 --> 01:19:16,100 She won't even speak to you. 1189 01:19:16,180 --> 01:19:18,500 She wants to be with me and the kids. 1190 01:19:18,580 --> 01:19:21,100 Back to normal. 1191 01:19:21,220 --> 01:19:23,060 I'll let her tell me herself. 1192 01:19:24,980 --> 01:19:28,300 She'll never leave me, so why bust our balls? 1193 01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:30,260 You've done enough. 1194 01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:33,420 The game's not over. 1195 01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:35,340 There are three periods. 1196 01:19:45,060 --> 01:19:47,380 I thought it over. 1197 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:48,900 I'll leave. 1198 01:19:49,860 --> 01:19:51,700 Are you stoned... 1199 01:19:52,780 --> 01:19:54,420 or really leaving? 1200 01:19:55,820 --> 01:19:59,420 I'm a bit high, but I'm really leaving. 1201 01:20:00,140 --> 01:20:03,380 - Happy? - It's hard to contain my joy. 1202 01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:06,140 But on one condition. 1203 01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,860 What? 1204 01:20:08,940 --> 01:20:12,660 Tonight, you give me a child. 1205 01:20:20,580 --> 01:20:23,140 I'm 40. I have no time to lose. 1206 01:20:23,900 --> 01:20:25,500 You're asking me? 1207 01:20:25,620 --> 01:20:28,100 I could do worse. 1208 01:20:28,180 --> 01:20:31,500 You're handsome. I know your background. 1209 01:20:31,620 --> 01:20:33,860 You won't nag me. 1210 01:20:34,380 --> 01:20:37,020 Why should I agree? 1211 01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:40,940 Loli's back tomorrow... 1212 01:20:41,020 --> 01:20:43,180 and we're bound to get back together. 1213 01:20:44,380 --> 01:20:46,020 I know it's beyond you... 1214 01:20:46,100 --> 01:20:49,540 but one phone call can't erase what's between us. 1215 01:20:54,340 --> 01:20:57,260 I'm not forcing you. That'd be hard. 1216 01:20:57,380 --> 01:20:59,700 It's up to you. 1217 01:21:01,100 --> 01:21:02,580 Either pass... 1218 01:21:02,700 --> 01:21:05,460 or assume you have the better hand. 1219 01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:09,140 It's like a game. 1220 01:21:12,100 --> 01:21:14,980 - Could be fun. - Get out. 1221 01:21:40,540 --> 01:21:42,740 You'll be out of our lives. 1222 01:21:45,740 --> 01:21:47,740 We never see you again. 1223 01:21:48,940 --> 01:21:50,540 Ever. 1224 01:21:52,060 --> 01:21:53,900 Even if it doesn't work. 1225 01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:58,700 And I pray it won't, for the kid's sake. 1226 01:21:58,780 --> 01:22:00,780 I give you my word. 1227 01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:05,500 Want a toke? 1228 01:22:05,620 --> 01:22:08,140 To muster up some courage... 1229 01:22:08,300 --> 01:22:09,740 partner. 1230 01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:27,980 Let's go. The missionary position. 1231 01:22:28,060 --> 01:22:29,220 How fitting. 1232 01:22:29,300 --> 01:22:31,940 I have to get it up somehow. 1233 01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:36,180 Not an enticing prospect. 1234 01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:58,220 You have to touch me a little. 1235 01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:01,660 Yeah. 1236 01:23:01,780 --> 01:23:03,260 Purely mechanical. 1237 01:23:07,500 --> 01:23:09,540 That hurt! 1238 01:23:09,660 --> 01:23:10,700 Sorry. 1239 01:23:10,820 --> 01:23:12,860 I'm not used to this. 1240 01:23:15,460 --> 01:23:18,260 I'm a virgin. 1241 01:23:19,500 --> 01:23:21,300 Funny, huh? 1242 01:23:21,940 --> 01:23:24,460 Am I your first virgin? 1243 01:23:24,580 --> 01:23:28,020 My second. I married the first. 1244 01:23:28,820 --> 01:23:30,580 Lucky bastard. 1245 01:23:30,700 --> 01:23:32,620 Here's what we'll do: 1246 01:23:32,700 --> 01:23:37,020 Close our eyes and both think real hard of Loli. 1247 01:23:40,140 --> 01:23:44,100 That way we might just manage. 1248 01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:46,020 Especially me. 1249 01:24:24,380 --> 01:24:25,900 She's gone. 1250 01:24:45,140 --> 01:24:48,940 We'll be happy. You'll see how happy we'll be. 1251 01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,800 Miss? I'd like a water and... 1252 01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:15,200 a club sandwich. 1253 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:19,000 It's a small world. 1254 01:25:19,080 --> 01:25:20,840 Remember me? 1255 01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:22,880 Of course. 1256 01:25:27,605 --> 01:25:28,795 Any news of Marijo? 1257 01:25:28,980 --> 01:25:31,190 Oh yes, she's fine. It's due next month. 1258 01:25:32,125 --> 01:25:33,076 What's due? 1259 01:25:33,462 --> 01:25:34,419 Why, her baby! 1260 01:25:37,560 --> 01:25:39,758 Didn't you know? 1261 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,840 Loli's back in two days. 1262 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:45,360 To see her brother. Just a day. 1263 01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:50,600 How're the kids? Not too rough on you? 1264 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:55,480 See you Thursday. Good-bye, Dad. 1265 01:25:55,610 --> 01:25:57,146 He's waiting for you. 1266 01:25:57,181 --> 01:25:57,482 Come in, miss. Don't be afraid. 1267 01:26:13,633 --> 01:26:15,477 Are you looking for an appartment? 1268 01:26:15,512 --> 01:26:19,586 We've met, you know. 1269 01:26:20,576 --> 01:26:23,598 Strange, I really don't recall. I should remember... 1270 01:26:23,956 --> 01:26:25,383 such a charming girl! 1271 01:26:27,303 --> 01:26:28,503 Don't I look familiar? 1272 01:26:29,790 --> 01:26:31,903 Well, I'd love to say you do... 1273 01:26:32,469 --> 01:26:33,336 What's your name? 1274 01:26:37,333 --> 01:26:39,557 A pretty name for such a pretty face! 1275 01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:44,613 How about a drink? There's a nice bar next door? 1276 01:26:49,593 --> 01:26:50,574 I'll be back soon. 1277 01:26:51,620 --> 01:26:54,269 Just long enough for a flirt, so you can score tonight? 1278 01:26:56,861 --> 01:26:57,540 Excuse me? 1279 01:26:58,430 --> 01:27:01,489 My name is Christelle Bartav�. I'm your daughter. 1280 01:27:04,854 --> 01:27:07,389 I wondered if what mom said about you is true. 1281 01:27:08,728 --> 01:27:10,623 Now I know. 1282 01:27:32,002 --> 01:27:33,826 Hi honey. How is everything? 1283 01:27:34,075 --> 01:27:36,380 You make a child behind my back! 1284 01:27:36,000 --> 01:27:38,880 What about me? What about me? 1285 01:27:38,960 --> 01:27:40,360 Stop screaming. 1286 01:27:40,480 --> 01:27:43,360 You lied to me. Once again you lied! 1287 01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:48,167 I'll get the next plane to Paris and meet you at the station. 1288 01:27:58,369 --> 01:28:01,607 See, Antoine... you always have to pay for bullshit. 1289 01:28:02,362 --> 01:28:03,867 I just got the check too. 1290 01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:10,640 She didn't rape you! 1291 01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:12,080 In a way, yes! 1292 01:28:12,160 --> 01:28:13,440 Don't bullshit me! 1293 01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:16,800 Why didn't you tell her to split, Ms. Courage? 1294 01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:20,320 Cut it out. I didn't ask you to sleep with her. 1295 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:23,760 Why stir shit up now? It's over. 1296 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,760 I want to clear it up. 1297 01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:27,880 Listen to your bullshit! 1298 01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:29,880 I say bullshit? You do it! 1299 01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:31,040 Bastard! 1300 01:28:31,160 --> 01:28:33,520 - Where is she? - In the 15th district. 1301 01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:37,000 Look at the line of jerks waiting for a cab! 1302 01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,480 I'm not going. 1303 01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:41,240 Oh, yes, you are! 1304 01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:43,600 Let go. You're a real pain. 1305 01:28:43,680 --> 01:28:45,400 Hey, my cab! 1306 01:28:45,480 --> 01:28:48,000 What the hell! 1307 01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:50,400 Fuck off, asshole! Take the cab! 1308 01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:55,840 - Please. - It's private, sir. 1309 01:28:55,920 --> 01:28:57,520 You let my wife in. 1310 01:28:57,600 --> 01:29:01,400 I choose who I let in. Move out of the way. 1311 01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:02,720 Peeping Tom! 1312 01:29:02,800 --> 01:29:05,800 I didn't fly 500 miles to be kicked out. 1313 01:29:05,920 --> 01:29:09,120 Don't you get it, dude? No men! 1314 01:29:46,440 --> 01:29:49,040 How was it with Laurent? 1315 01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:51,080 Painful. 1316 01:29:53,920 --> 01:29:56,080 I'm glad to see you. 1317 01:30:05,160 --> 01:30:09,600 Some asshole says he knows you. What is it about? 1318 01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:11,040 Coming! 1319 01:30:12,280 --> 01:30:15,520 - Who's the broad? - Fabienne. Who's the jerk? 1320 01:30:15,640 --> 01:30:17,440 Excuse me, miss. 1321 01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:21,120 Sorry. 1322 01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:29,920 Excuse me, miss, I only... 1323 01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:32,800 Hey, wrong club. 1324 01:30:38,440 --> 01:30:41,040 - You're back with her. - Not at all. 1325 01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:43,760 - You can tell me. - No way! 1326 01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:46,560 But I need to eat, to eat for two. 1327 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,000 Hey. 1328 01:30:49,560 --> 01:30:51,960 I'm sorry. Loli made me come. 1329 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:55,480 I made you come! She made you sire a child! 1330 01:30:55,560 --> 01:30:57,080 It's never your fault. 1331 01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:59,360 I never thought it'd work. 1332 01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:03,080 Cut it out! I'm fine. No problem. 1333 01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:05,120 How are you going to raise the baby? 1334 01:31:05,240 --> 01:31:07,520 In the club? What a life! 1335 01:31:07,600 --> 01:31:09,440 Loli, that's my problem. 1336 01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:11,440 No, it's ours! 1337 01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:13,440 I'm behind this baby too! 1338 01:31:13,520 --> 01:31:16,080 She can't stay. She's coming home. 1339 01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:18,720 - What? - She's better off with us. 1340 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:22,440 No way! She wanted the kid. It's none of my concern. 1341 01:31:22,560 --> 01:31:24,800 Who asked you? You've done enough! 1342 01:31:24,920 --> 01:31:27,840 A child needs a mother and a father! 1343 01:31:27,960 --> 01:31:30,600 Wait. Have I got a say in this? 1344 01:31:30,720 --> 01:31:34,080 - What? - I don't want a thing from you! 1345 01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,720 What are you doing? What about the music? 1346 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:40,000 What have you been up to? 1347 01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:42,480 Just hanging out with friends. 1348 01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:46,880 - That's the sperm bank? - What's her problem? 1349 01:31:47,000 --> 01:31:50,680 And that's the love of your life? Great couple. 1350 01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:53,240 Is that what's going to raise our child? 1351 01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:54,800 Over my dead body! 1352 01:31:54,880 --> 01:31:58,360 Who took care of her when you dumped her? 1353 01:31:58,480 --> 01:31:59,600 Little bitch! 1354 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,800 - Stop it! - I'll get upset! 1355 01:32:01,920 --> 01:32:04,400 - I'll get upset! - Back off, Loli! 1356 01:32:04,401 --> 01:32:07,271 No dick has ever entered here in over 5 years... 1357 01:32:07,306 --> 01:32:09,983 so piss off, you and your bitch! 1358 01:32:10,173 --> 01:32:12,749 The bitch is gonna punch your lights out! 1359 01:32:13,020 --> 01:32:15,180 Come on, little tart! Come on! 1360 01:32:15,260 --> 01:32:17,060 - Loli, stop! - You hear me! 1361 01:32:17,140 --> 01:32:18,180 Get her out! 1362 01:32:19,820 --> 01:32:20,940 Hold my ring. 1363 01:32:22,780 --> 01:32:23,820 In the nose. 1364 01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:25,380 My ring. 1365 01:32:26,820 --> 01:32:29,740 She broke my nose! I'm gonna kill her! 1366 01:32:29,820 --> 01:32:33,940 I never want to see you again, Marijo! Just move out! 1367 01:32:34,060 --> 01:32:38,020 And don't come back! I'll toss your shit out! 1368 01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:40,820 Right out the window! 1369 01:32:40,980 --> 01:32:44,820 What are you staring at? There's nothing to see. 1370 01:32:45,180 --> 01:32:47,140 The bleeding's stopped. 1371 01:32:47,220 --> 01:32:49,140 Feel better? 1372 01:32:49,540 --> 01:32:51,660 - Come on. - What's with you? 1373 01:32:51,740 --> 01:32:54,140 We're going home. 1374 01:32:54,260 --> 01:32:57,540 We can't leave Marijo like this! 1375 01:32:57,620 --> 01:32:59,580 - Asshole! - Where'll she go? 1376 01:32:59,700 --> 01:33:02,580 - Who cares? - Don't you care about your baby? 1377 01:33:02,700 --> 01:33:03,980 No! Come on. 1378 01:33:04,060 --> 01:33:05,340 Let go! 1379 01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:09,580 What's wrong? 1380 01:33:09,660 --> 01:33:11,900 It hurts! 1381 01:33:12,020 --> 01:33:14,660 - Take it easy. - Now what? 1382 01:33:14,740 --> 01:33:18,860 She's going to give birth on the street! Help me! 1383 01:33:18,980 --> 01:33:20,940 Come! Quick! 1384 01:33:21,100 --> 01:33:23,460 Take it easy. Relax. 1385 01:33:23,580 --> 01:33:25,780 - What'll we do? - See the bench? 1386 01:33:25,860 --> 01:33:28,580 Come on. Grab her shoulders. 1387 01:33:28,660 --> 01:33:31,500 Get her bag. The shoulders. Hurry! 1388 01:33:31,580 --> 01:33:33,460 Okay. Coming! 1389 01:33:33,580 --> 01:33:36,020 Grab her legs. 1390 01:33:36,140 --> 01:33:37,940 - A bloody whale! - Sorry. 1391 01:33:38,060 --> 01:33:40,500 It's your child she's carrying! 1392 01:33:40,620 --> 01:33:42,420 Don't fight over me. 1393 01:33:49,060 --> 01:33:50,900 There. It's okay. 1394 01:33:52,180 --> 01:33:54,860 Go get an ambulance. 1395 01:33:57,420 --> 01:33:58,540 Where? Where? 1396 01:33:58,620 --> 01:34:01,100 Where? I'm gonna sock you one! 1397 01:34:03,100 --> 01:34:05,620 Take care of her. I'll find one. 1398 01:34:05,740 --> 01:34:08,300 - Don't go! - I'll be back. 1399 01:34:12,820 --> 01:34:14,620 What's wrong? 1400 01:34:14,740 --> 01:34:16,780 My water is breaking. 1401 01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:20,020 - That's normal. - I'm scared. 1402 01:34:20,140 --> 01:34:23,060 - It happens to all women. - I'm scared! 1403 01:34:23,220 --> 01:34:25,860 I don't want to lose my baby! 1404 01:34:25,940 --> 01:34:26,940 I'm here! 1405 01:34:27,060 --> 01:34:29,340 I want it to live! 1406 01:34:29,460 --> 01:34:31,620 To live, Laurent. 1407 01:34:31,700 --> 01:34:33,900 Some are even born at six months. 1408 01:34:39,420 --> 01:34:40,940 I'm here. 1409 01:35:03,740 --> 01:35:05,580 See you later. 1410 01:35:20,300 --> 01:35:21,780 Bye, Manuela. 1411 01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:24,660 My little angel. 1412 01:35:36,500 --> 01:35:38,340 Can I have her? 1413 01:35:42,980 --> 01:35:45,220 Look, it's Daddy. 1414 01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:48,300 - Bye, Daddy. - Bye, Manuela. 1415 01:35:48,420 --> 01:35:50,500 Don't forget the diapers. 1416 01:35:50,580 --> 01:35:52,420 Ten pounders, pink. 1417 01:35:55,060 --> 01:35:57,580 - She's hungry. - I'll feed her. 1418 01:35:59,700 --> 01:36:02,860 Look, Daddy's leaving. 1419 01:36:02,940 --> 01:36:04,780 Say bye to Daddy. 1420 01:36:05,980 --> 01:36:07,700 Bye, Daddy. 1421 01:36:07,980 --> 01:36:09,420 May I help you, sir? 1422 01:36:09,540 --> 01:36:12,900 I'm Mr. Lafaye from the real estate agency. 1423 01:36:12,980 --> 01:36:14,500 Come in. 1424 01:36:17,220 --> 01:36:18,700 Follow me. 1425 01:36:21,780 --> 01:36:23,820 I'll tell him you're here. 1426 01:36:32,301 --> 01:36:34,058 It's the real estate agent. 1427 01:36:40,620 --> 01:36:42,980 I'm here. 1428 01:36:43,100 --> 01:36:44,780 Hello. 1429 01:36:48,540 --> 01:36:50,260 I called yesterday. 1430 01:36:52,060 --> 01:36:55,460 Sorry to meet you so early. My plane leaves at 10:00. 1431 01:37:13,320 --> 01:37:14,560 Found a buyer? 1432 01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:17,440 Yes. Me. If we strike a deal. 1433 01:37:17,808 --> 01:37:18,500 Why not? 1434 01:37:22,420 --> 01:37:23,820 I'll give you a tour. 1435 01:37:28,460 --> 01:37:31,420 You're standing on my robe. 1436 01:37:32,940 --> 01:37:34,740 I'm so sorry. 1437 01:37:37,780 --> 01:37:39,300 Thanks. 1438 01:37:42,900 --> 01:37:44,820 Want something to drink? 1439 01:37:56,840 --> 01:37:58,960 It breaks my heart to leave. 1440 01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:02,680 So many memories. 1441 01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:07,720 If we agree, you'll stay. 1442 01:38:09,880 --> 01:38:12,160 I mean for a visit. No... 1443 01:38:14,400 --> 01:38:16,200 You'll always be welcome. 1444 01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:18,600 Beware. 1445 01:38:20,840 --> 01:38:22,760 I just might. 1446 01:38:40,540 --> 01:38:42,780 Are you... Spanish? 1447 01:38:42,900 --> 01:38:44,740 Yes. You know Spain? 1448 01:38:44,860 --> 01:38:47,620 - My wife's from Barcelona. - So am I. 1449 01:38:48,620 --> 01:38:49,620 That's funny. 1450 01:38:51,180 --> 01:38:53,020 Were you a good girl? 1451 01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:56,020 Yes, she was a very good girl. 1452 01:38:56,140 --> 01:38:58,100 Did you have your bottle? 1453 01:39:02,274 --> 01:39:02,969 What's your name? 1454 01:39:05,900 --> 01:39:07,702 I'm Diego. 1455 01:39:08,472 --> 01:39:09,267 To you, Laurent. 1456 01:39:12,223 --> 01:39:13,114 You understand? 1457 01:39:13,115 --> 01:39:14,732 Cheers? 1458 01:39:15,144 --> 01:39:16,460 Almost. 1459 01:39:24,887 --> 01:39:26,030 I understand. 1460 01:39:26,031 --> 01:39:29,427 I'll be back on Saturday. Will you be here? 1461 01:39:32,900 --> 01:39:33,965 I will. 1462 01:39:35,221 --> 01:39:38,901 Salut i for�a al canut! 1463 01:39:39,000 --> 01:39:40,512 A lot of "for�a" ! 1464 01:42:41,390 --> 01:42:46,317 Subtitles by MCSmarties 97313