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Original subtitles

FANFARE

FAINT CHATTER

Thank you.

Right, everyone, welcome back for Britain's Got Talent 2024.

Well done on last series.

Who knew the people of Britain were so partial to hi-vis jackets?

Who knew the people of Britain

Who knew the people of Britain were so partial to hi-vis jackets?

ELECTRONIC CHIME

What? Everyone loves hi vis!

LAUGHTER

We need something that tells the nation we're back.

That's why we've brought in a panel of TV experts.

GIGGLING

Has anybody got any ideas?

Why don't we change Golden Buzzer to "Holden Buzzer"?

with my face on it?

What about a giant air balloon with my face on it?

What about a big party? Yes!

What about a big party?

And invite loads of talent. Ah...

I've got a mate with a house big enough,

and he loves a good party.

So, is that a yes to the air balloon?

LAUGHTER

MUSIC: 'Dancing On The Ceiling' by Lionel Richie

DOORBELL RINGS

On the ceiling...

This is the best party ever.

On the ceiling...

Oi! Give me that.

HE LAUGHS

MUSIC STOPS, ALL GASP

SIMON:'Er, boys?'

Er, Simon... Do you like what we've done with the place?

'I don't like it.

'I love it.'

CHEERING

MUSIC: 'Young Hearts Run Free' by Candi Staton and Benji La Vida

ECHOES:'I love it.'

A hundred times a day...

start today!

Britain's Got Talent auditions start today!

Just can't break away

So happy Britain's Got Talent is back.

So happy

What about performing for the Royal Variety?

Imagine, in front of all the royal family.

I don't know.

What would you do with £250,000? I don't know.

I would get a Lamborghini.

A thousand times a day

LAUGHTER

Is that a cake?! It's not a cake. It's a Golden Buzzer.

Golden Buzzer.

Just a gentle reminder. You get one of these each.

One, Bruno.

Can we just put a "however" in there?No! No!

Can we just put a "however" in there?

What about a "dot-dot-dot"? No!

Why don't we get in the mood... Yes...by all hitting it together?

Get it out the way.

Get it out the way. To officially start BGT '24...

EXPLOSION, ALL SCREAM

Oh, it's gone early!

We haven't pressed it yet! LAUGHTER

ALL:Three, two, one...

THEY CHEER

Our voice like a thunder...

Welcome to Britain's Got Talent!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Are you ready to meet the Britain's Got Talent judges?

CHEERING Bruno Tonioli!

CHEERING

Yes, we can...

WOMAN TRILLS LIPS

Here we go. Warming up. THEY LAUGH

Alesha Dixon!

Yes, we can...

There's aliens over there. Look. Little Trolls!

Amanda Holden!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I want to see Simon!

I want to see Simon! Yeah, me too.

Simon Cowell!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Yeah, final touches. Wonderful.

Enjoy the show, everybody! CHEERING

ALESHA:BGT 2024, let's go.

I can't wait for this. This is gonna be amazing.

This is gonna be amazing.

Always expect the unexpected, right? BRUNO:Exactly.

SONG: 'The Greatest Show'

Ooh!

BASS DRUM

AUDIENCE MEMBER:Whoo!

Ooh, the anticipation.

What's going on? Ooh, the anticipation.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

AMANDA:Oh! My goodness me.

That is The Greatest Showman.

I really hope it is. Yes, it is.

MURMURING

Ah! CHEERING

It's Simon!

You've waited for...

LAUGHTER

Through the floor

That you can't ignore

Stealin' your mind

Is left behind

It's comin' for you, runnin' at ya

Don't care what comes after

Outshinin' anything that you know

And you wanna go...

In all the coloured lights

Are runnin' the night

Intoxicatin' you

Oh, that is so funny!

Oh, this is the greatest show

Right in front of you

This is where you wanna be

I love this so much.

Look at you!

Right in front of you

This is where you wanna be

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

In all the coloured lights...

Very good. Amazing.

You liked it? Love it!My God!

You liked it? Love it!

It's takin' over you

Hello, judges. You sing like angels.

You sing like angels.

LAUGHTER Thank you.

CHEERING How do you do that?!

A camera. LAUGHTER

Yeah, but all the mannerisms in the faces and everything.

in the faces and everything.

It was your face! It was your face, Bruno.

But when did they get my face? LAUGHTER

There's thousands of them

There's thousands of them on the Internet! A picture? AI.

Just sit down. LAUGHTER

Amazing. I was crying with laughter.

I couldn't take my eyes off him.

It was genius. I couldn't take my eyes off him.

Oh, Simon, you look so good wearing that.

It was so funny. CHEERING

I thought I rocked a beard as well. LAUGHTER

because of the huge misconcept

We are here mainly because of the huge misconcept

that AI is some sort of alien robot

that will steal your job and stuff like that.

and stuff like that.

Well, it just did! LAUGHTER

They're gonna sit here for the final.

We'd get started on time. ANT LAUGHS

That was really, really good. CHEERING

and it did feel different,

And it did feel original, and it did feel different,

and it was brilliant.

Yes! Thank you so much.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Honestly, absolute madness. I thought it was great.

I thought it was great.

I'm saying yes.

CHEERING

Oh, it's a yes from me. CHEERING

It's a yes from me. Simon?

I thought it was genius. Yes. CHEERING

In all the coloured lights

Are runnin' the night

That was so good. It was so clever.

It was so clever.

Well, that was a start of the show, was it?

I just love it when we start on something a bit crazy.

MUSIC: 'Who Do You Think You Are' by Spice Girls

Move it, make it

Prove it, groove it

Turn around and there's just, like, talent everywhere.

Turn around and there's just,

Everywhere, yeah.

CHEERING

Move it, make it

You must be the Lady Grenades! ALL:Yeah!

Come on! Ooh!

What am I doing here?

You know we've got a proper camera there?

LAUGHTER

Hi. How you doing?

We are on Britain's Got Talent! CHEERING

Prove it, groove it

Good luck!

Move it, make it

Prove it, groove it...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome. Who are you?

It looks like you're ready for action already!

It looks like

LAUGHTER Hi, guys. We're Lady Grenades.

Oh, wow! CHEERING

All of us are actually from all over the country.

we have Mansfield, Nottingham.

We have Liverpool, we have Mansfield, Nottingham.

All over the country, up and down. CHEERING

Yeah! Fantastic.

to win this competition?

And what would it mean to you to win this competition?

It would mean the world and more because we just really want

to the sport of cheerleading,

to bring recognition to the sport of cheerleading,

not only within the UK... Yes!Oh, yay!

Yes! Yes! ..but all over the world.

Oh... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well, listen, it looks to me like you're ready to go, so go for it.

Yeah! Thank you! CHEERING

Enjoy it! Let's go! CHEERING

One, two, three, four!

ALL:Five, six, seven, eight!

MUSIC: '2 Be Loved (Am I Ready)' by Lizzo

I'm 'bout to have a panic attack

It didn't work, ah, ah

Goddamn, it hurts, ah, ah

I don't want a man, girl

I'm way too fine to be here alone

I know my worth, ah, ah

Why do I feel like this?

Oh, oh, oh

Girl, there ain't a doubt

What you talkin' 'bout?

You gon' figure it out

I'm too embarrassed

Oh, my God!

Is this my boo?

Cos you know I've been through

Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

What you talkin' 'bout?

You gon' figure it out

But I'm ready.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What a pity, you don't understand

And you take me by the hand...

All four judges on their feet. They loved it!

Whoo!

Wow, wow, wow!

What a performance!

Doing these aerials is extremely dangerous,

but you were going,

but you were going, like, 12 feet high!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Come on!

You guys, you come out here smiling, you're having so much fun.

You guys, you come out here smiling,

You guys, you come out here smiling, you're having so much fun.

You didn't put a foot out of place. It was perfection.

CHEERING

The amount of work that went into that was absolutely brilliant.

I'm gonna kick this off with a yes. CHEERING

It's a yes from me.

It's a yes from me, girls.

And it's a yes from me! CHEERING

What a pity, you don't understand

And you take me by the hand...

Yes! Yes! Amazing!

Well done! Yes! Well done!

Great. They were so good. I loved that.

Four yeses!Yeah! CHEERING

You don't understand...

Hi, Mike. How are you? Hi. I'm good. How are you?

Oh... That's a really...

Ooh, yes! Ooh, that's a handshake, innit?

That's a scared handshake. Oh, is it? Oh, right.

Oh, is it? Oh, right.

You can come on with me if you want. No, you're all right, thanks.

If you've got two or three minutes,

you've got this amazing opportunity

you've got this amazing opportunity just to blow up...

We'll start a really good clap for you. OK. Come on.

We'll start a really good clap

One, two, three... Do I just walk? Yeah, you can go, Mike.

There you are, look. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Hi! What's your name? Where you come from?

My name is Mike Woodhams,

My name is Mike Woodhams, I'm 37,

and I'm from the city of Milton Keynes. Ooh...

SCATTERED CHEERING Ooh...

What's your job?

And what do you do in Milton Keynes? What's your job?

So, I'm a singing and music teacher, is what I do. Oh. OK.

So, I'm a singing and music teacher,

So, I'm a singing and music teacher, is what I do. Oh. OK.

Yeah, so I teach, like, little humans to do music

Yeah, so I teach,

and singing and recorder and... Recorder.

..ukulele, all those great instruments.

Ukulele? Oh... CHEERING

Anyone, anyone for you...

I teach Year 3 to Year 6, teach them music.

getting to that point

where they're starting to understand, like, music

and how to play things, like, that is fun, so I do enjoy it.

and how to play things,

Anything you want of me...

I'm a singer. Sing, then.

Can you do it? That was bad.

How about this one? HIGH PITCH:

I think the kids I teach will be very excited

will be very excited

to see me on Britain's Got Talent, although I do feel

that the Year 6s

will probably be harsher than the judges, which is scary.

than the judges, which is scary.

Today could change my life in a lot of ways.

I've gone red just thinking about it.

HE SQUEAKS

HE LAUGHS

Yeah. HE LAUGHS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You have to aim for the stars, you know...

Right. ..and this is your opportunity.

CHEERING Go for it! Thank you.

HE EXHALES OK.

Is that James Blunt?

AS JAMES BLUNT:

LAUGHTER

How about this one?

AS RONAN KEATING:

CHEERING

LAUGHTER

CHEERING

Oh, come on, Gabrielle.

AS GABRIELLE:

Oh, he's good. He's great.

CHEERING

Very good. CHEERING

AS MACY GRAY: But I'm dreaming of you

But I'm fiendin'...

And I choke, hey

It's clear

When you are not near.

AS ANASTASIA:

CHEERING

Oh, yeah. Great. Oh, yeah.

That you brought nothing real

And you know

AS HEATHER SMALL:

Oh! Heather Small! Heather Small! So good.

So good.

Yeah!

To make you feel proud?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah!

To make you feel proud?

Everybody on their feet.

The crowd love him, the judges love him.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Two thumbs up from Simon Cowell! We love him.

We love him.

To make you feel proud?

You should be proud!

It's the best vocal impressions I've heard

in a very, very long time.

I just loved it. What a talent. The vocal range is insane.

The vocal range is insane.

Just amazing. Yeah, you're a really good singer.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I am so happy for you because I am so surprised.

because I am so surprised.

I feel like when you came on... Me too!

LAUGHTER

I'm just gobsmacked. I've never seen anything like it.

I'm just gobsmacked.

You're super-talented.

You're standing up there, you're doing female vocalists.

What a talent.

I'm glad you entered the show this year.

I'm glad you entered the show this year.Thank you.

Can't stop me now...

I'm so surprised because you really undersold yourself.Yeah.

I'm so surprised because you really undersold yourself.

I'm so surprised because you really undersold yourself.Yeah.

I've performed in front of people,

but I've never done THAT in front of people.

I would just say going forward - really start believing in yourself

because you're the kind of act,

honestly, I really believe could win this whole show.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

To make you feel proud?

Let me hear ya...

Seriously. OK. Bruno? Yes!

Alyosha.

I'm saying yes.

I think you've got about four million yeses.

CHEERING Well done.

So many people...

He was really good. What a gorgeous man.

That was so brilliant.

Yeah!

Well done. Oh, God. My mouth is, like, stuck...

You had nothing to be nervous about.

Anastasia was brilliant.

The first one when James Blunt came on

and he put his hood up

I was like, "This is not what we thought this was gonna be."

No, nor do I.That was fun. Thanks. Congrats.

Let's do it again. Yeah! Thank you.

Yeah? Thanks, Mike. Amazing. Well done.

Still a firm handshake. Yeah, very firm. Wasn't it?

To make you feel proud?

MUSIC: 'I'm So Excited' by The Pointer Sisters

Come on...

CHEERING

I know, I know

That's better.

Wrap myself around you...

Are you excited to see Simon Cowell?

No, she wants Dec. I'm excited to see anyone famous!

I'll let it go.

MUSIC STOPS Oh, one minute.

She's on her phone. In!

Louder!

Yeah.

He never runs out of energy, this guy.

Innit? All right, let's go.

Bobby! How's it going?

ANT AND DEC LAUGH

Don't think we've had this before.

In 17 years of Britain's Got Talent. No, definitely.

There's no "think" about it. We definitely haven't.

What do you do? I do jokes.

What do you do?

Great! Is...

They're ready if you are. Yeah, great. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah, yeah, straight on. It's all yours.

CHEERING

There's something very fishy about this act.

CHEERING

Oh, my gosh.

Hello! How are you? How's it going?

CHEERING Bobby Goldfinn.

I'm the only goldfish on the UK comedy scene.

LAUGHTER

I love him already.

I'm just a small fish in a big bowl, you know?

in a big bowl, you know?

LAUGHTER Do you think you can win?

Yeah, I'm gonna do it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, fabulous. Bobby Goldfinn, the stage is yours.

OK, fabulous.

All right. Thanks.

CHEERING It's an honour to be here. Thanks.

I'm Bobby Goldfinn, I got some jokes.

So, knock, knock... ALL:Who's there?

ALL:Who's there?

I'll start that again.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Uh... This, um... Come on.

My name's Bobby Goldfinn.

I got some jokes.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Uh...

Come on, get one gag out.

Do I get to start?

Do you remember why you're here?

Fish have a very short memory. Do you remember why you're here?

LAUGHTER

Oh, yeah.

Knock, knock. BUZZER SOUNDS

Knock, knock. BUZZERS SOUND

BUZZERS SOUND

Tell me when. Any minute now.

Two fish swim into a bar...

BUZZER SOUNDS, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Look, the good thing is you're gonna forget this ever happened.

LAUGHTER

I'm sorry. It's a no today, Bobby.

Knock, knock.

Aw, Bobby. What happened, Bobby?

Has the show started?

ALESHA: I don't even know what to say.

I mean, that sums up BGT madness,

I mean, that sums up BGT madness, really, doesn't it?

It was bonkers.

Come on. Let's have it.

Best of luck, darling. Very excited about this.

It's all yours. Have fun out there.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wave, wave!

Hello. Hello!

LAUGHTER, CHEERING

Hello, darlin'!

Hello, everyone. My name's Sydnie Christmas.

Hello, everyone.

Is it?! Sydnie Christmas? Yeah!

That's an unbelievable name. I love that.I know.

It's terrible, isn't it? It's not!

What is it?What is it?

My middle name's worse. What is it?What is it?

Mary. No! LAUGHTER

Sydnie Mary Christmas?

Did your mum seriously name you that?

No, I'm joking. LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

OK, OK. Oh, my gosh, that is genius.

Sydnie, where are you from?

Raised in Kent, just moved to London.

CHEERING

Are you a student? Do you work? What do you do?

front of house at a gym.

I'm currently working front of house at a gym.

Oh, brilliant!Ooh, yes! Yeah.

Fantastic. But that's not what you want to do.

No, absolutely not. LAUGHTER

What do you want to do, Sydnie?

No. What do you want to do, Sydnie?

I'm trying to be in the West End. I just want to sing.

What are you gonna sing for us today?

Er, the first song that I ever sung, actually.

I haven't sung it in 24 years.

How old are you? You LOOK 24.

LAUGHTER

I'm 28. LAUGHTER

Twenty-great. Good answer.

Thank you. Yep. There you go.

So, what song did you sing at four?

Er, Tomorrow. SIMON GROANS

From Annie? From Annie, yeah.

CHEERING Simon... That is Simon's worst song.

LAUGHTER

Hopefully, I sing it better than when I was four.

Well, so do we!

APPLAUSE I can't wait.

Thank you.

Come on, Sydnie. Come on, Sydnie.

Let's 'ave it. ALESHA LAUGHS

PIANO MUSIC: 'Tomorrow'

CHEERING

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Sydnie! Look at that! Look at that!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I'll wish upon a star...

AUDIENCE CHANT:Press the buzzer! Press the buzzer! Press the buzzer!

AUDIENCE CHANT: Press the buzzer! Press the buzzer!

Press the gold! Press the gold! Press the gold!

Oh, my God. Bruno, what did you think?

How to make an audience want more.

Tease them. Bring them in. Make them believe.

Tease them. Bring them in.

Hit them with these huge notes! CHEERING

It is just art. It's art. Art.

You are full of character, personality.

You are full of character,

You've got it all going on.

CHEERING

LAUGHTER

Say no more, girl. Smashed it. Let's 'ave it!

Let's 'ave it! Come on, Sydnie!

Let's 'ave it!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, thank you.

Sydnie, I think, for me, what struck me so much about you

is just, like, how naturally funny, how warm,

how brilliant your presence was the minute you walked on the stage,

but how you were, like, entertaining everyone,

but then you brought us the most heartfelt,

beautiful version of that song.

And that was the best version I have ever heard in my life,

so I'm gonna do this!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah! DEC LAUGHS

CHEERING

Let's 'ave it! Thank you so much! Thank you.

You were so good. Oh, my God. So beautiful.

for that opportunity. So beautiful.

Thank you so much for that opportunity. So beautiful.

CHEERING

Sydney! Sydney! I wanna say something.

That reaction we just heard

That reaction we just heard in the room, it was...

You know, it's rare.

Thank you so much. Thanks for screaming for me.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

it's tough to get that break,

Everyone's aware, you know, it's tough to get that break,

you know, for something which you really love.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

Your control was amazing.

And I used to hate that song, and now I absolutely love it.

And I used to hate that song,

And I used to hate that song, and now I absolutely love it.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Good for you. That was brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Thank you.

Good for you. That was brilliant.

See you in the live shows!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah! Oh, my God! What just happened there?!

She really deserved that.

She really deserved that. She was so good, yeah.

She's properly given me chills all over my body.

I was like, "Oh, my God."

Everybody was just

Everybody was just in the palm of your hand.

I have never experienced anything like that, ever. Really?

I really felt heard.

I really felt heard. That was something... Aw, good.

I will never forget that.

I look at her and I go, "My daughter's gonna love her,

"My daughter's gonna love her,

"my nan's gonna love her, and my mum's gonna love her."

That's how I always judge it. Like, the three different generations.

the three different generations.

CHEERING

MUSIC STOPS, STARTS

WOMAN ON RADIO:'Good morning!

WOMAN ON RADIO:'Good morning! It's an exciting day in London

'as BGT auditions have hit the capital.'

This is the greatest day of my life!

Here we are. SCREAMING

What's so nice about this show, though, that anyone can audition.

What's so nice about this show,

From contortionists to magic.

Irish dancers and pole dancers.

It's all the costumes and that.

I think we could do with a bit

I think we could do with a bit of sparkle, you know. We could.

By the way, we actually don't know who's going to come on.

Genuinely. Haven't got a clue.

I have to say, I was driving here today,

and I saw your good self with a camera guy and a couple of guys,

a camera guy and a couple of guys,

and I thought, "It must be Britain's Got Talent."

MOP SQUEAKS

ALESHA:Very excited.

Onto the star, have a chat. Enjoy, enjoy. Good luck.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Hello, Amanda.

What's your name? Dennis Frere-Smith.

And where are you from? Norwich.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Is... Is that a trumpet?

LAUGHTER No, it's a piano.

LAUGHTER

Dennis, how long have you been playing?

When I left school, I wanted to play in London,

I was 16. Oh, wow.

so I joined a Guards band. I was 16. Oh, wow.

So I played for the Queen and the Queen Mother,

and it would be just incredible

to play for the King.

to have the opportunity to play for the King.

Oh, my gosh. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Is this something that you've done all your life?

I needed to get a proper job,

cos I got married and had children,

cos I got married and had children, and my son's with me today.

Aw, amazing. CHEERING

And why have you entered this show this year?

You know, what's the dream?

my music all over the world.

My dream would be to perform my music all over the world.

CHEERING

Well, Dennis, I'm gonna wish you all the best of luck.

Thank you very much. When you're ready.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh...

What's happening here?

What's happening here? Aye-aye. Huh?

Oh, is it a trick? Could be a contortionist?

Listen, I wouldn't put it past anyone.

Listen,

BRUNO LAUGHS It's true.

Anything's possible on this show. True.

PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT PLAYS

PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN'

CHEERING, RHYTHMIC APPLAUSE

Oh, yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN'

What the hell?!

TOOTS TEAPOT MELODICALLY

LAUGHTER

BUZZER SOUNDS

No! It's brilliant!

CHEERING Oh, my God...

LAUGHTER, TEMPO INCREASES

PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN'

Oh! That's good! That's good!

it just sounds like farting.

LAUGHTER

TRUMPETS MELODICALLY

HOSEPIPES TOOT

PLAYS 'WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN'

LAUGHTER

WARBLES MELODICALLY

My ears! My ears!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Press the gold!

LAUGHTER

Oh, Dennis. What did you think, Simon?

What age were you

that those things could make those noises?

Er, about 12 years old.

LAUGHTER

And did you just suddenly go, "A hose can be a trumpet"?

And did you just suddenly go,

I was playing at school and one of the students said to me,

"Have you ever tried a hosepipe?" So I did.

Of course. And it went from there.

LAUGHTER

Dennis, it just reminded me of good old-fashioned entertainment.

I just think there is no other show on Earth

where you'd be able to play a hosepipe.

This is perfect for Britain's Got Talent.

I'm gonna kick this off with a yes.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I'm definitely saying yes. Thank you. Thank you.

Bruno? It's such a waste of wind.

LAUGHTER What a put-down!

"Waste of wind."

It's a no from me. What?!

I can't. BOOING

It's a yes from me! Oh! I can't believe it!

Thank you so much.

And a-rollin'...

Well done, Den! Dennis!Thank you so much.

Well done. Well done. You're very welcome.

I mean, he went to a lot of effort.

This is literally the only place you can play those instruments.

Only on this show.

Look around at all these people.

I am so happy BGT is back. Look around at all these people.

So much energy as well.

There's, like, everything going on everywhere.

Dogs... DOG BARKS

They came to say hello.

BARKS

WOMAN:Aw, did you hear that?

Did you hear it? Yeah.

This is gonna be great! On the star. You know how it works.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Hello.

Now, I recognise you. Yeah. I have been here before.

My name's Lucy Heath,

and I came on before with my little dog Trip Hazard.

Yes. Hi, Luce. Yeah. We made it to the final.

I mean, getting in the final is great...Yeah.

..but I guess you wanna win, right?

..but I guess you wanna win, right? Yeah. Yeah.

I'd love to have another go

and see how far we can get this time, really.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'If I Didn't Have You' by Billy Crystal and John Goodman

My name's Lucy, and this is Strike,

and we're from Grantham in Lincolnshire,

and we're a dog trick act. STRIKE WHINES

If I didn't have you...

I have been on Britain's Got Talent before

with my dog Trip Hazard,

and we did make it all the way to the final.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ANT: In seventh place is...

Trip Hazard. AUDIENCE:Aw...

But I didn't win,

so I'm back to show something different with Strike.

I've become a mum.

I've got a three-year-old little boy called Ethan.

Everybody thinks that the dogs are difficult.

Everybody thinks

The dogs are so easy.

If only I could work out how to train a toddler,

it would all be fine. SHE LAUGHS

I have a really, really close relationship with Strike.

I have a really, really

You do a bit of singing, don't you? Can you sing?

STRIKE WHINES

That's a crap one, really, but... SHE LAUGHS

having had a kid,

Coming back to the show this year, having had a kid,

it definitely gives it a bit more meaning.

I want to show him

I want to show him that he can follow his dreams

and follow his passion.

And I really would like to go one step further

and maybe win this time.

APPLAUSE What happened to Trip?

Trip's great.

Trip's great. Trip is doing fantastic. He's grown.

LAUGHTER Yeah, yeah.

So, who is this one? So, this is Strike... Strike.

..and he's a five-year-old Border Collie.

He looks very smart. AUDIENCE:Aw...

He's already doing his thing.

He is, isn't he? Oh, my goodness me.

OK. No more questions. It's lovely to have you back.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ALESHA:It doesn't feel right until we've seen one dog act.

ALESHA: we've seen one dog act.

STRIKE BARKS Ruff, ruff! A-woo!

Sit. Stay.

SONG: 'Friend Like Me'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

ANT GASPS Look at him! He's doing this!

Had a thousand tales...

Oh, my God. That dog is beyond.

You got a brand of magic never fails

In your corner now

In your camp...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Whoa!

Is that it? Oh! There's another one!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What's out the back there? Battersea Dogs Home?!

A friend like me

And I'm your maitre d'...

Wow. Wow!

Whisper what it is you want

A friend like me...

Aw! I love it!

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on! Synchronised spinning! Yes!

Oh, my God, this is amazing!

CHEERING

Aw!

BOTH:There's another one!

That's Trip Hazard!

LAUGHTER Yes!

Go on, Trip!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Look at him! He's doing this! He's doing this!

Never had a friend...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Aw!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The dog is on the dog!

They're cuddling!

A friend like me, yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah! Oh, bless.

That was wonderful! Touched.

I am actually speechless. CHEERING

Bruno, that was like the show you used to do.

LAUGHTER

"Strictly Dogs Dancing".

I am... I'm a bit of a beginner here,

but it really was like a full review of dogs.

CHEERING

The synchronised spinning

The synchronised spinning was incredible.

For me, it's the best dog act I have seen.

Oh! Thank you! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Alyosha.

The fact that you decided to come back on the show and audition

tells me a lot about you and your competitive spirit, which I love.

tells me a lot about you and your

tells me a lot about you and your competitive spirit, which I love.

Oh, thank you. That is absolutely brilliant.

CHEERING

Amanda. You are incredible

because I can just about get my dog out in the garden for a wee.

LAUGHTER

and I agree with Bruno,

It was incredible, and I agree with Bruno,

I would go as far as to say

this is one of the best dog acts we've had on the show.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What you did is actually impossible. LAUGHTER

I was scared, to be honest.

You came really close to winning... Yeah.

..and then you thought, "OK, how can I make it better?"

Well, you did. I've never seen an act like this.

It was like the big dogs were training the little dogs.

LAUGHTER

It was incredible. CHEERING

I think I know where this is going. Bruno.

Yes! Yes, yes!

CHEERING Alesha.

Thank you.

I'm saying yes! Thank you.

It's a yes from me. Thank you.

Four yeses.

Yes!

Can I say hello? How do you do it?

A lot of treats, to be fair. Yeah?A lot of treats.

You are so smart, aren't you? Yes, you are.

You're so beautiful. You're so smart. OK.

Well done.Thank you. I'm happy you came back.

Aw, thank you. That's really lovely. Yeah. No, you're gonna do great.

Really.

INSTRUMENTAL: 'All Of The Stars'

SIMON: I feel a good energy in here.

ALESHA:I know, it's brilliant.

BRUNO:Are you having a good time?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It's great, isn't it?

JAWS THEME BEGINS

I wonder what's coming up next.

I wonder what's coming up next. The anticipation.

Yeah. I wanna laugh.

JAWS THEME PLAYS

He's back. What?

MAN:OK, standby, everybody.

JAWS THEME QUICKENS

ALESHA:

JAWS THEME CRESCENDOS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What? What's he doing back?

MUSIC: 'Frolic' by Luciano Michelini

We've had him. He's been here.

CHEERING

Thanks, guys. It's swell to be here. I'm Bobby Goldfinn.

I'm Bobby Goldfinn.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Seriously, why is he back? I have no idea what's going on.

OK, right, just so the audience know,

OK, right,

this goldfish got four noes, and, for some reason, is back.

That's it. LAUGHTER

I think you got the wrong guy.

He can't remember!

Oh, you forgot. LAUGHTER

Well, you were here before, and you were terrible,

so maybe you'll be better now. Good luck.

Good luck.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thanks.

I'm Bobby Goldfinn. I got some jokes.

Uh, so, uh...

Who's there?

Uh... so...

Come on, mate.

MUSIC: 'Frolic' by Luciano Michelini

Ha! He's forgot again. ANT LAUGHS

Knock, knock.

Uh... LAUGHTER

BUZZER SOUNDS

Knock, knock. Knock, knock.

LAUGHTER, BUZZERS SOUND

So, two fish swim into a bar...

BUZZER SOUNDS

LAUGHTER

Poor Bobby Goldfinn. LAUGHTER

MUSIC: 'Don't Bring Me Down' by Electric Light Orchestra

Bye!

Things can only get better.

Goin' out of my mind...

This first graph is about being tickled.

This first graph

BUZZER SOUNDS

I just found it boring. We all have different opinions.

BUZZERS SOUND

BOOING

What do you mean "boo"?

Terrible.

I don't think that is gonna win.

Shocking.Oh, God!

No no no no no.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

All right, wish me luck. Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Before I get off the floor...

I'm Bobby Goldfinn.

BUZZERS SOUND

LAUGHTER

Reel him in, Ant. Reel him in.

MUSIC: 'Stuck In The Middle With You' by Stealers Wheel

ALESHA:Welcome to Carry On Camping. LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thanks, Bobby.

All right, here goes nothing. DEC LAUGHS

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby...

What's he doing? I'm confused.

What's he doing?

"Here goes nothing!"

It's a thrill to be here.

Bobby. Come on. I'm Bobby Goldfinn.

BUZZER SOUNDS Knock, knock.

In the middle with you...

Absolute rubbish.

Oh, Bobby. That is great. That is good.

That way, Bobby. "Here goes nothing!"

THEY LAUGH

AMANDA: Simon has lost the will to live.

Jokers to the right

Stuck in the middle with you...

That's, like... Yeah.

Everyone likes to impress Simon. That's, like... Yeah.

He's got this target on him. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

He's got this target on him.

You all right? Seriously? No.

The stage of the London Palladium is almost ready. Are YOU ready?

ALESHA:Simon, don't lose faith yet.

We're trying to keep morale up over here.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello. Hello. Who are you?

Who are you?

My name's Kimberly Winter,

and I flew all the way here from America...

Oh, my... ..to sing for Simon.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, has that always been a personal dream of yours,

to sing in front of Simon Cowell?

Yes. He's my favourite. I love him. CHEERING

Simon, you feel better already!

I'm here to perform for you, Simon.

So, you're here on your own, Kimberly?

Thomas Winter. OK.

I'm here with my husband, Thomas Winter. OK.

And what does Thomas think about your crush on Simon?

LAUGHTER

Uh... We don't discuss it.

LAUGHTER So, what is the dream?

What do you hope comes from the back of this show?

I just wanna make it worldwide.

That's a big dream.

Good luck, Kimberly.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Bit of Ave Maria?

Yeah, it's got to be classical, hasn't it?Soprano.

SONG: 'The Winner Takes It All' Ah! Brilliant.

ABBA. ABBA.

This is the one.

Ah, The Winner Takes It All, Amanda.

I do, darling. I love it.

MUSIC STOPS

SHE BURPS

Oh!

SHE BURPS Oh!

BURPS:Abide.

BURPS:Of the show.

Oh, my God.

BURPS:Low.

BURPS:On again. LAUGHTER

BURPS:Or a friend.

BUZZER SOUNDS

BURPS:Small.

BUZZER SOUNDS

BURPS:All.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: 'Mamma Mia' by ABBA

Since I don't know when...

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We weren't expecting that.No. LAUGHTER

We weren't expecting that. LAUGHTER

May I suggest Alka-Seltzer, darling?

Because that will settle it a little bit.

LAUGHTER BURPS:Simon.

LAUGHTER

BURPS:Simon.

CHEERING Oh...

CHEERING

Did you really fly in from America to burp on me?Yes, Simon.

Really? It was so stupid, it was brilliant.

LAUGHTER Really. And that's a compliment.

BURPS:

LAUGHTER

Whoa! Whoa! That one was off the Richter scale.

Whoa! Whoa!

And where do you see this going if you were to go through?

LAUGHTER

Well, look, there's not much to say. Bruno, yes or no?

It's a no, my love. BOOING

Alyosha. Erm, it's a no from me.

SHE BURPS Ugh! Oh, Amanda, please.

It's... It's...

AMANDA BURPS Oh, no!

AUDIENCE EXCLAIM I'm out of here. I'm out of here.

It takes a lot of...

SHE BURPS ..effort.

I am bitterly disappointed.

LAUGHTER

AMANDA BURPS, LAUGHTER

KIMBERLY BURPS

KIMBERLY BURPS No no!

AMANDA BURPS I love it, girl!

ANT BURPS Oh!Ah!

You don't wanna reconsider... ERIC BURPS

ALESHA:Eric! Oh, no...

ALESHA:Eric!

SIMON BURPS

KIMBERLY BURPS Come on, let's go.

They've gone. Two of them have gone. I'm gonna say yes.

Thank you!

I think this audience loved you. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And I can hear a bell ring

And I forget everything...

Yes, they do. I'm giving you a yes.

SHE BURPS, LAUGHTER

Bruno. Come on, Bruno.

AMANDA LAUGHS

BOOING

CHANTING:Bruno! Bruno! Bruno!

BURPS:Bruno. Oh!

LAUGHTER BURPS:Bruno.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Just because I can't possibly imagine

I can't possibly imagine

how you're going to out-gross this grossness...

..I'll change it around.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE, SHE BURPS

You've got three yeses. Well done.

That took us by surprise

I'm so sorry I embarrassed you. THEY LAUGH

Do you burp?No, I do not. You don't?I do not.

SHE BURPS

Wahey! One for luck. Wahey! One for luck.

Wahey! One for luck.

One for luck. See you later, pet.

Thanks, Kimberly. Today. Whoa!

Seriously, so much fun. What?

Hilarious. Has everybody lost the plot?

Hilarious.

SHE BURPS

DOG BARKS, ALARM BLARES

We're here to do something you have never seen before on BGT.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, my... Oh, my God!

Oh, my...

What it's all about

'Ladies and gentlemen,

'we're shortly due to arrive at the BGT auditions.

at the BGT auditions.

'Please, remain seated and keep your seatbelts fastened.'

Like, how people just travel from so far,

this is the biggest talent show in the whole entire world.

Where are you from? From Italy.

I'm from Canada.

South Korea. South Korea? Oh.

Britain's Got Talent.

In Kazakhstan, everybody loves Britain's Got Talent.

So, now we have a chance, performing here,

dreams come true, and we love that.

WHOOPING

With our hope in the clouds...

from South Korea

We have come all the way from South Korea

to perform on Britain's Got Talent.

All we need is an open road...

My name is Hyun-Soo. I am Miju. I am Yong-Han.

We are part of Ssaulabi.

ALL:Yoo!

THEY LAUGH

With the sunlight on our skin...

We are here to show Britain's Got Talent taekwondo.

We have been doing taekwondo

We have been doing taekwondo our whole lives.

That seek to be read...

We all met at university.

Most of us lived together.

We know each other better than anyone else.

We know each other

We are best friends. Yeah. Best friends!

This is our first time in the UK.

We have loved exploring.

We are so excited to perform today.

We want to show BGT and the world what we can do.

We are very excited to see Simon

We are very excited to see Simon because he is very famous.

We watch BGT on YouTube, we love Ant and Dec.

We watch BGT on YouTube,

We watch BGT on YouTube, we love Ant and Dec.

Hey!How are you? Follow us!

Welcome. Come down.Come on over.

Where are you from?

Welcome to Britain's Got Talent. Where are you from?

Team Ssaulabi, from South Korea.

South Korea? Amazing.

Our dream is we want to be the first taekwondo team

the first taekwondo team

to win Britain's Got Talent.

The judges are ready. Are you ready? ALL:Yes!

Guys, it's all yours.

Good luck. Good luck.

All we need is an open road...

CHEERING

That's beautiful

Where the adventure begins.

Hello. Hello. Hello.

How are you?

I'm so excited.

OK. What is the name of the group?

We are Team Ssaulabi, from South Korea.

Ah.Wow. CHEERING

And why are you here on the show?

We are here to do something you have never seen before on BGT.

you have never seen before on BGT.

We are here to do something you have never seen before on BGT.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Do you think you can win?

We think our act is fit for the royal family.

We think our act

That's amazing. That's what the show's all about.

OK, well, we have no idea what you're gonna do.

We love surprises, and the best of luck.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's go, Ssaulabi.

Can't wait for this.

Pre-match huddle.

before every show ourselves.

We do that before every show ourselves.

LAUGHTER

"Don't knock my head off, don't knock my head off,

"don't knock my head off."

"Don't kick us in the face." "Don't kick us in the face."

SHOUTING

ALL SHOUT

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's go, let's go!

Yes!

DRUMS PLAY

Whoa! Ah!

AMANDA:Oh, crikey!

BOTH:Oh! ANT: No way!

ALESHA:That was sick! SIMON: Oh, my God!

What?! What?!

Whoa! What?! What?!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Flying wood everywhere!

Wow!

Yes!

ALESHA:Yeah, show them! Go on, girl!

SHE SHOUTS

This is unbelievable.

Oh, my God!

No, I'm sorry, but this is so good! Oh, my God!

I can't believe that.

Oh, my God, I love it.

ANT: Look at that!

BOTH:Wah!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

ANT AND DEC: Wow!

Yes!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I did it, I did it, I did it! DEC LAUGHS

Ow, that really hurt.

Wow! That was insane!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, my God! Yes!

The buzzer!

Don't worry no more

When your demons break through

Hoo-ha!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

THEY SHOUT

I've never felt so alive! Excellent!

The power, the beauty

the artistry.

It blows everything else I've seen out of the water.

Insane, incredible.

My goodness, I need more of that.

I can't even imagine how much discipline, hard work and dedication

what you just did there today.

that it's taken for you to achieve what you just did there today.

It was exciting, you've got us screaming.

Genuinely,

Genuinely, that might be one of the best things

I've ever seen on this show.

My mind was blown.

It was like a Quentin Tarantino movie.

It was like

I couldn't get over it.

I totally agree with everything everybody said.

I think the fact that you've come here

that you've come here

to represent your country

and show us what you have done, which must have taken years

and show us what you have done,

to achieve this.

It was more than a 10, it was an 11.

ANT: An 11? He never gives 11.

Never. Ever.

That performance

That performance will inspire other people

because it was just hard work and brilliance.

Congratulations.

Don't worry no more

When your demons break through

I feel faint, and I didn't even do anything.

Well done. Well done.

Congratulations. Well done. Well done.

AMANDA:

AMANDA:I am exhausted.

Oh, I like that. Thank you. Thank you.

CHEERING

Amazing. Love you.

Now let's win the show!

CHEERING

Thanks, guys, it's swell to be here, I'm Bobby Goldfinn.

Thanks, guys, it's swell to be here,

ECHOING

Knock-knock.

And I just got paid!

SIMON: This country needs you right now.

I think I had a heart attack.

SHE IMITATES A DOLPHIN

ANT EXCLAIMS

you just had me.

The moment you started talking, you just had me.

It was stunning. Now that's impressive.

Oh, my God!

DEC:I was not expecting that.

Well, I loved it, I loved it.

Just when you thought you'd seen it all,

let me tell you, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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