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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:37,786 Audiences like thrillers. 2 00:01:38,679 --> 00:01:42,651 It's pleasant, watching a story knowing how it's going to end. 3 00:01:43,559 --> 00:01:47,906 In general, it's flattering to feel smarter than the authors. 4 00:01:50,149 --> 00:01:54,777 The people in the capital contend that this improbable story 5 00:01:54,778 --> 00:01:57,249 took place in Moscow. 6 00:01:57,448 --> 00:02:02,587 Odessa residents insist that it was their lovely city where it happened. 7 00:02:03,496 --> 00:02:08,260 Leningrad and Rostov-on-the-Don disagree. 8 00:02:09,794 --> 00:02:13,014 Seven cities contend over this, 9 00:02:13,506 --> 00:02:17,477 just as seven cities call themselves the birthplace of Homer. 10 00:02:17,593 --> 00:02:22,691 To tell you the truth, it's unknown where this story took place, 11 00:02:23,641 --> 00:02:26,945 and whether it took place at all. 12 00:02:27,812 --> 00:02:33,577 And so, as you've noticed, it was a dark night. 13 00:02:36,278 --> 00:02:39,833 The anonymous man tried very hard to remain undetected, 14 00:02:40,866 --> 00:02:43,670 and at this he succeeded. 15 00:02:44,161 --> 00:02:48,550 It was so dark, quiet and deserted, 16 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:53,763 that one felt almost compelled to commit a crime. 17 00:04:02,299 --> 00:04:07,577 BEWARE THE CAR 18 00:05:19,358 --> 00:05:23,330 - Call Post number 2-06/B... - Got it! 19 00:05:23,821 --> 00:05:26,447 - Close down all the roads! - Got it! 20 00:05:26,448 --> 00:05:27,824 Immediately get me the photos 21 00:05:27,825 --> 00:05:29,868 - ...of the treadmarks! - Got it! 22 00:05:29,869 --> 00:05:33,381 Tanya! You find out about the fingerprints! 23 00:05:40,713 --> 00:05:45,894 So... This is the third car to be stolen from the same area. 24 00:05:47,011 --> 00:05:50,972 All three were done by the same hand. Experienced and skillful. 25 00:05:50,973 --> 00:05:55,852 Maxim Petrovich, this hand was working clad in cotton gloves from factory no. 8. 26 00:05:55,853 --> 00:06:00,523 Then it's not "Gold Tooth" Peter. And what did we learn from analyzing 27 00:06:00,524 --> 00:06:05,320 the oil which this criminal so enjoys using on the garage hinges? 28 00:06:05,321 --> 00:06:07,874 Turns out the oil is refined. 29 00:06:12,745 --> 00:06:17,342 Did you notice that in that yard, where this theft occured, 30 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:21,795 and nearby on the street, many garage-less cars are left overnight? 31 00:06:21,796 --> 00:06:23,139 I did. 32 00:06:23,923 --> 00:06:28,635 And isn't it easier to steal a car from the street than out of a garage? 33 00:06:28,636 --> 00:06:30,428 That's a very accurate observation. 34 00:06:30,429 --> 00:06:34,098 If one were to apply Stanislavsky's teachings about the Ultimate Goal, 35 00:06:34,099 --> 00:06:37,519 a curious thought arises: 36 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:43,034 the criminal is advancing by the path of most resistance. And why? 37 00:06:44,151 --> 00:06:48,832 Well, when we discover his Ultimate Goal, we'll catch the criminal. 38 00:06:49,448 --> 00:06:52,002 That's grand! 39 00:06:58,249 --> 00:07:01,470 Comrade Investigator, I forgot to inform you of one detail 40 00:07:01,794 --> 00:07:05,390 - ...that might be helpful. - I'm listening, Comrade Victim. 41 00:07:08,926 --> 00:07:14,889 Above my back-left wheel, there was a dirty word scratched with a nail... 42 00:07:14,890 --> 00:07:19,404 Hold on... Ok... 43 00:07:21,063 --> 00:07:22,406 Which? 44 00:08:13,908 --> 00:08:17,420 Hello, Luba. I'm back. 45 00:08:19,413 --> 00:08:23,552 Comrades! Please fill the vehicle quickly, don't just stay near the tail. 46 00:08:24,293 --> 00:08:28,682 Yuri Ivanovich, to get on the trolleybus enter from the other side. 47 00:08:29,298 --> 00:08:30,684 Here I go. 48 00:09:02,832 --> 00:09:06,928 - Hello, Jacov Michaelovich! - Oh, hello, Detochkin! 49 00:09:07,753 --> 00:09:12,017 - Well, how's your uncle in Dushanbe? - Uncle? Poorly. 50 00:09:14,135 --> 00:09:17,345 And last time it was your aunt from Moldova... 51 00:09:17,346 --> 00:09:19,024 My first cousin. 52 00:09:19,557 --> 00:09:22,684 - I thought you said... - She passed away. 53 00:09:22,685 --> 00:09:27,199 Yes... We're all mortal, Detochkin... All but mortal. 54 00:09:28,023 --> 00:09:30,233 But if people did not die, 55 00:09:30,234 --> 00:09:34,623 we wouldn't be able to sell life insurance, right? 56 00:09:36,198 --> 00:09:41,922 You cannot deny, Detochkin, that I give you special attention and care. 57 00:09:43,581 --> 00:09:47,511 Each time your relatives get sick or die, 58 00:09:48,043 --> 00:09:51,171 I grant you unpaid leave. 59 00:09:51,172 --> 00:09:54,174 You're an exceptionally understanding manager. 60 00:09:54,175 --> 00:09:59,606 That's true, Detochkin, but your relatives are plentiful, 61 00:10:00,723 --> 00:10:03,151 but I only have very few staff units... Yes, yes. 62 00:10:03,350 --> 00:10:06,436 You see, your trips are interfering with our plans. 63 00:10:06,437 --> 00:10:08,156 I'll make up for it! 64 00:10:09,815 --> 00:10:12,400 Really? Please understand, Detochkin, 65 00:10:12,401 --> 00:10:17,207 I can't put personal considerations above public ones, I have no choice. 66 00:10:17,781 --> 00:10:22,045 - I... I'll make up for it! - Well, go make it up... 67 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:31,044 - A policeman told me yesterady that the appointment letter isn't valid. - Why? 68 00:10:31,045 --> 00:10:35,976 - Because you'll need to notarize it. - Alright. 69 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:39,521 - Your signature, please. - Dima, sign it. 70 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:48,645 To be honest, I don't even know why I get insurance for my possessions. 71 00:10:48,646 --> 00:10:49,854 What about fires? 72 00:10:49,855 --> 00:10:53,910 It would be a shame if such possessions were to burn down with no compensation. 73 00:10:54,193 --> 00:10:56,736 Maybe we should insure our car too? 74 00:10:56,737 --> 00:10:58,373 Did you buy a car? 75 00:10:59,532 --> 00:11:03,910 As you wish. Insurance for personal cars covers death, 76 00:11:03,911 --> 00:11:09,165 accidents involving collision or acts of God. 77 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:13,763 - What about theft? - Well, not theft. 78 00:11:15,339 --> 00:11:17,048 Mr. Ivanovich, I'm not yet rich enough 79 00:11:17,049 --> 00:11:20,729 to pay for acts of God... 80 00:11:22,388 --> 00:11:25,484 - And where do you keep it? - Come here! 81 00:11:39,446 --> 00:11:44,159 Beige... not a garish color. Don't you have a garage? 82 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,046 Not at the moment. 83 00:11:47,163 --> 00:11:50,175 I keep trying, but it's not at all easy. 84 00:11:50,499 --> 00:11:54,179 The space is still only a promise, so no garage yet. 85 00:11:54,295 --> 00:12:00,185 But I already got a lock... It's Japanese. No one can fool it. 86 00:12:08,392 --> 00:12:14,199 Yes, no doubt it's hard... Not even with a master key. 87 00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:22,363 This calls for a blowtorch... Cutting with those is such a hassle... 88 00:12:22,364 --> 00:12:24,793 Please... 89 00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:28,672 - So long. - Goodbye. 90 00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:37,139 Well done, dear... 91 00:13:14,917 --> 00:13:17,669 - Want a ride? - I'm going the other way. 92 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,431 Suite yourself! 93 00:13:37,148 --> 00:13:42,204 Anyone who doesn't own a car dreams of buying one. 94 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:47,834 And anyone with a car wishes he could sell it, 95 00:13:48,659 --> 00:13:53,882 and refrains from doing so only because "then you won't have a car!". 96 00:13:54,665 --> 00:13:58,668 Man, more so than any other living creature, 97 00:13:58,669 --> 00:14:01,765 loves creating unnecessary difficulties for himself. 98 00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:06,812 This is precisely the way to explain the wish to have your own car. 99 00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:11,733 The thought that 5,000 Rubals, just thrown away on fancy wheels, 100 00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:19,199 could poison any happy soul. 101 00:14:25,738 --> 00:14:28,291 - Mom... - You're here! 102 00:14:32,244 --> 00:14:36,331 I still don't understand what sort of business trips an insurance salesman has. 103 00:14:36,332 --> 00:14:40,011 What are you waiting for? Dinner's ready. Wash your hands. 104 00:14:40,753 --> 00:14:43,338 What's making your briefcase so heavy? 105 00:14:43,339 --> 00:14:45,840 Mom, it has all the stuff I need for my work. 106 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:48,927 You're scary to look at, you've become so thin... 107 00:14:48,928 --> 00:14:55,443 These trips are suspicious... I wrote the newspaper to say milk should be delivered... 108 00:14:55,601 --> 00:15:01,199 Oh - Karchnoy won the chess tournament, but I was rooting for Tal. 109 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:06,454 He lost by half a point... Don't mock your mother! 110 00:15:09,949 --> 00:15:12,586 - Welcome back! - Thanks. 111 00:15:16,038 --> 00:15:18,467 Eat, and don't slouch. 112 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,585 These trips look suspicious to others besides me. 113 00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:23,087 Who else? 114 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,339 Dumas' last book was a cookbook. 115 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:32,595 You're eating onion soup by the great author Dumas-senior. 116 00:15:32,596 --> 00:15:36,151 - It's good... - These trips look suspicious to Luba. And she's right. 117 00:15:37,017 --> 00:15:41,281 - She doesn't wish to marry a loser. - Did she tell you that? 118 00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:45,535 What is it with you? 119 00:15:50,406 --> 00:15:56,963 No, not now. He's only just came back. No, I think not. 120 00:16:03,085 --> 00:16:09,059 That night, Maxim Podberozivokov was moving in an unknown direction. 121 00:16:10,384 --> 00:16:15,816 From across this big city, in an even more unknown direction, 122 00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:22,572 Yuri Detochkin was advancing. They were walking towards fate. 123 00:16:23,105 --> 00:16:26,451 They were growing closer. 124 00:16:41,373 --> 00:16:45,345 Every investigator must have a hobby, 125 00:16:45,586 --> 00:16:50,142 to which he devotes his free time, left when he's not pursuing criminals. 126 00:16:50,716 --> 00:16:53,019 For instance, Sherlock Holmes played the violin, 127 00:16:53,636 --> 00:16:56,857 For Maxim Podberozivokov, it was amateur acting. 128 00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:09,119 ...the development of the popular art of amateur acting is moving forward 129 00:17:09,777 --> 00:17:14,875 with seven league steps. Finally, new times are breathing down the neck 130 00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:21,465 of the likes of us, the collectives of amateur performance. We are being expanded, 131 00:17:21,664 --> 00:17:28,263 with the creation of popular theater, by forming a select team out of local groups. 132 00:17:30,422 --> 00:17:33,049 Today is a festive day for us. 133 00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:37,606 We're creating a new popular theater! 134 00:17:38,389 --> 00:17:44,196 I hope it will be a sturdy organism... a solid... 135 00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:49,743 - Comrade Detochkin! Sit down! - What for? Hello, Sir. 136 00:17:54,989 --> 00:17:56,030 Pardon... 137 00:17:56,031 --> 00:18:00,879 ...between these hospitable walls of our art house we find all the conditions 138 00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:06,760 for people of various professions to get acquainted with Melpomene (Muse of Tragedy) 139 00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:11,014 who was, as you know... a Muse... 140 00:18:12,339 --> 00:18:18,146 Our own community theater, you see, consists of two 141 00:18:18,721 --> 00:18:27,271 collectives of comrades. Policemen, and, well... chauffeurs. 142 00:18:27,938 --> 00:18:32,077 - I recognized you. - But it isn't me... 143 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:37,415 Sure it's you... You said: "A who is to judge?" 144 00:18:38,908 --> 00:18:41,659 I've never said any such thing about any judges... 145 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:45,132 You did, you did... Wasn't it you who played Chatskov? 146 00:18:45,414 --> 00:18:47,457 Oh... It was. I completely forgot... 147 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:51,513 And now the two of us will be acting in the same play. 148 00:18:51,962 --> 00:18:55,725 - I'm very glad! - Me too! 149 00:18:58,844 --> 00:19:05,443 Some say, that these popular theaters will soon replace, and rightly so, 150 00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:10,230 professional theater! And they are right! 151 00:19:10,231 --> 00:19:17,028 When I worked in the theater... and I was... Well, nevermind. 152 00:19:17,029 --> 00:19:23,462 And obviously, an actor who isn't being paid will act with more inspiration! 153 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:27,716 And besides, an actor should work somewhere... 154 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:34,754 You see, it's just not appropriate for him to spend all his days in the theater, loafing about! 155 00:19:34,755 --> 00:19:38,560 I mean, how much better Yermolova could have been acting, if by day... 156 00:19:39,218 --> 00:19:43,638 you see... by day she worked... at the sanding machine. 157 00:19:43,639 --> 00:19:48,111 The calling of the community theater comes with many responsibilities. 158 00:19:50,479 --> 00:19:55,827 Oh, we played them all in our collectives... It's best to forget... 159 00:19:58,988 --> 00:20:02,907 Is it not time, my friends, 160 00:20:02,908 --> 00:20:09,049 for us to take a swing at our own, William... you see, well, Shakespeare. 161 00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:11,635 Let's swing away! 162 00:21:25,825 --> 00:21:28,660 Here, an "Alpinist" transistor radio. Careful, please. 163 00:21:28,661 --> 00:21:32,789 - Pardon, who's Dima? - I'm Dima. - I'm here for Oleg Nikolayovich. 164 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:35,667 - Which Oleg Nikolayovich? - Your pal Oleg Nikolayovich. - I'm listening. 165 00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:37,627 - Sign it out, please. - There you go. 166 00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:42,966 - How many speeds on this? - Three: 78, 35 and 43. Cashier's over there... 167 00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:46,803 I require a voice tape recorder. Either American or German made... 168 00:21:46,804 --> 00:21:49,639 Here's a great one. Made in the motherland. 169 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,527 Motherland-made won't do, thanks. 170 00:21:54,019 --> 00:21:57,491 - A foreign one's hard to find... - I understand! How much? 171 00:22:01,944 --> 00:22:04,956 - What is it, Sir? - I'm looking. 172 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:10,962 What is this, a zoo? Here's a TV, go and look. 173 00:22:12,705 --> 00:22:16,885 - Fifty. - Fifty?? 174 00:22:17,209 --> 00:22:19,878 - Get a grip, man! - It takes finding, transport... 175 00:22:19,879 --> 00:22:23,381 - Italian? - Yeah. - It'll have to be resereved... 176 00:22:23,382 --> 00:22:26,186 - Leave me your number. - OK. 177 00:22:37,563 --> 00:22:43,495 - "Belomor" cigarettes, please. - No Belomor. - What, then...? 178 00:22:43,819 --> 00:22:47,457 - Well, then some Droog cigarettes, please. - Here, 30 Kopeks, please. 179 00:23:46,590 --> 00:23:49,102 Taxi! Taxi! 180 00:23:55,349 --> 00:23:59,613 Please, Sir! I beg you! I'm late! Is this your car? 181 00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:01,187 - No. - But you're the driver? 182 00:24:01,188 --> 00:24:02,021 No, no. 183 00:24:02,022 --> 00:24:06,276 - Then what are you doing? - I'm trying to steal it, but you're in the way. 184 00:24:06,277 --> 00:24:09,904 Then please, steal me along with it, I'm late for my train! 185 00:24:09,905 --> 00:24:12,125 - You're really late? - Yes. 186 00:24:13,367 --> 00:24:18,913 - Get in. - Thank you! - Mind you, you're an accomplice now! 187 00:24:18,914 --> 00:24:21,885 Very good... To the Kurski station! 188 00:24:22,376 --> 00:24:26,473 There! I did warn you... 189 00:24:37,391 --> 00:24:40,445 Hold him! There he is! We got him! Hold the thief! 190 00:24:43,731 --> 00:24:46,660 Hold him! Don't let go. 191 00:24:48,402 --> 00:24:50,539 Oh, you little thief... 192 00:24:52,615 --> 00:24:55,825 I'm no thief! I'm late for a train! Look, there's my ticket! 193 00:24:55,826 --> 00:24:59,131 He came prepared! Look how cautious he is, ah? 194 00:25:01,290 --> 00:25:05,720 Police! Police! 195 00:25:09,548 --> 00:25:12,008 Finally! Quick! We caught the little crook! He tried to steal my car! 196 00:25:12,009 --> 00:25:14,229 I beg you, hurry. Hold him! 197 00:25:15,346 --> 00:25:20,099 - Who's the owner? - I am! I mean, we. We caught the thief. 198 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:23,394 I'm not a thief! I'm late for a train and he took away my ticket! 199 00:25:23,395 --> 00:25:25,438 - Your papers? - Here's the ticket. 200 00:25:25,439 --> 00:25:27,951 - And yours. - What for? - For the car. 201 00:25:28,943 --> 00:25:33,707 - We'll clear this up somewhere else. Is there a witness? - Me! Why? What happened? 202 00:25:34,573 --> 00:25:38,326 I'm not the thief! He got away. Unfortunately, I can't remember his face... 203 00:25:38,327 --> 00:25:42,340 - I'm late for the train! Actually, I'm too late already. - Hold him! 204 00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:49,639 "Shakespeare" Drama 205 00:25:54,510 --> 00:25:58,940 - Yours? - No! God forbid! - Yours? - No... 206 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:05,322 Yes! I am a witnsess! Me! I look better in profile... 207 00:26:06,814 --> 00:26:09,075 Well, let me start at the very beginning... 208 00:26:09,692 --> 00:26:14,195 I didn't get any Belomor delivered this morning. "Oh well", I said to myself. 209 00:26:14,196 --> 00:26:17,459 I'm tired of saying "No Belomor!" all day long... 210 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:20,660 Maybe you could try to be brief? 211 00:26:20,661 --> 00:26:24,956 Young man, in your profession you should not be hasty. 212 00:26:24,957 --> 00:26:29,471 "Belomor" is a lead for this investigation! This very person, 213 00:26:29,712 --> 00:26:33,767 the one who broke into your car, first asked for Belomors, 214 00:26:33,924 --> 00:26:35,758 and then bought Droog cigarettes. 215 00:26:35,759 --> 00:26:38,563 Thirty Kopeks, with the little dog on the pack. 216 00:26:38,804 --> 00:26:44,903 Then I thought: "Why is he nervous? Why?" 217 00:26:45,728 --> 00:26:48,865 Wait! Stop! What do you keep thinking to yourself? 218 00:26:49,565 --> 00:26:51,816 Every actor must have his lines memorized perfectly. 219 00:26:51,817 --> 00:26:54,246 There's no need to run around the stage. 220 00:26:54,528 --> 00:26:57,332 Act with your head! 221 00:26:57,531 --> 00:27:02,212 And no need to swear, either, or I'll take you off the field... the, ah... rehearsal. 222 00:27:02,745 --> 00:27:06,299 - I don't swear, I... - Recess! 223 00:27:07,166 --> 00:27:11,920 About this part, Yevgeni Alexandrovich: "Let go, for God's sake!" 224 00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:14,850 Oh, let it go... It's recess... 225 00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:21,022 - What am I to him, a child? - Oh, don't get upset... - Smoke? 226 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:27,445 - What are you smoking? - Droog cigarettes. 227 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:32,617 Yes... Droog cigarettes... With the little dog... 30 Kopeks... 228 00:27:33,776 --> 00:27:36,903 Usually I smoke Belomor, but they didn't have any. 229 00:27:36,904 --> 00:27:41,157 Out of Belomor, you're right, so he bought Droog. 230 00:27:41,158 --> 00:27:44,004 - "He" who? - The criminal. 231 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:46,287 What criminal? 232 00:27:46,288 --> 00:27:50,875 A modern one. Cultured. I might even call him a new type of criminal. 233 00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:55,098 - What did crooks use to forget at crime scenes? - What? 234 00:27:55,214 --> 00:27:58,133 Hats, cigarette butts, and now... Shakespeare! 235 00:27:58,134 --> 00:28:01,354 Don't be alarmed. No blood stains here! 236 00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:07,694 - So you're, what, an investigator? - Yes, I handle car theft cases. - Theft? 237 00:28:08,102 --> 00:28:13,825 No fingerprints. The criminal works with gloves on. 238 00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:19,956 - But this does not interest you... - No... it's very interesting! 239 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:26,046 You see, there's no library stamp, no... 240 00:28:30,791 --> 00:28:35,879 I said, there's no library stamp, or an owner's name. 241 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,548 You know how some people write their name on their books? 242 00:28:38,549 --> 00:28:40,258 I know, but I don't do it. 243 00:28:40,259 --> 00:28:45,305 It's a secret, but there's a "crew" in the city, stealing personal vehicles. 244 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:48,933 Four vehicles stolen from the same area in the past year. 245 00:28:48,934 --> 00:28:50,101 Three! 246 00:28:50,102 --> 00:28:52,604 Oh, even you've heard. Yes, three. 247 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:57,901 They failed to steal the forth. But this will all end soon. 248 00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:03,750 - And how's that? - We caught a member of the crew. - Who? 249 00:29:04,074 --> 00:29:08,620 A respectable person. An engineer. The wife - a doctor. Two kids. 250 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:13,082 Only recently got an apartment, and this is what he's up to! 251 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:15,627 - What does he look like? - A small fellow. 252 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,180 - Kinda round? - Yes... 253 00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:22,769 - And... you arrested him? - Oh, no need for such harsh measures. 254 00:29:22,885 --> 00:29:26,471 He planned to escape to a holiday resort, but I now he can't leave the city. 255 00:29:26,472 --> 00:29:32,685 What if he's not an accomplice, and you've robbed such a respectable person of his vacation time? 256 00:29:32,686 --> 00:29:35,824 My gut tells me he's innocent. 257 00:29:36,398 --> 00:29:39,286 But a full inquiry is still a matter of a few days. 258 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:45,083 I already know the identifying marks of the crew's leader... 259 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:50,505 Tall, wears a raincoat, a hat and carries a briefcase. 260 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:55,969 And most importantly, he's round-shouldered. 261 00:30:08,222 --> 00:30:10,650 And how do you plan to catch the leader? 262 00:30:11,350 --> 00:30:14,404 Comrades! The second half please! 263 00:30:16,730 --> 00:30:21,317 We'd like a metal trap, please. For a large animal. 264 00:30:21,318 --> 00:30:25,540 - Going for a fox, a wolf? - A bear. - A wolf. She's kidding... 265 00:30:32,371 --> 00:30:35,759 Could you tell me how it works? 266 00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,709 You place the bait here. 267 00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:40,347 - You have bait? - Yes, yes. 268 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:47,813 The predator smells the bait, sneaks up... and he's caught! 269 00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:52,108 - Lovely! - Sign it out! 270 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:07,332 - Going well, no? - Excellent! Now bring the ice cream... 271 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:36,184 Sima! You're not in the forest! Guys, don't seperate! (also 'stand out') 272 00:31:36,185 --> 00:31:38,613 Join the Collective! Go on! 273 00:33:21,123 --> 00:33:22,290 Semitsvetov! Dima! 274 00:33:22,291 --> 00:33:25,460 - You've got a blonde! - Sorta beige! 275 00:33:25,461 --> 00:33:27,681 I love night rides! 276 00:33:30,716 --> 00:33:35,272 Guys, when I drink I don't get behind the wheel! 277 00:33:39,975 --> 00:33:45,949 Give us a ride, Dima! Give us a ride, DI-MA! 278 00:33:48,192 --> 00:33:50,162 Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! 279 00:33:50,486 --> 00:33:53,738 The police invented a test tube where you go... *pfff*... 280 00:33:53,739 --> 00:33:56,074 You blow and it tells them if you've been drinking. 281 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,952 And if you have - they take your license, right? 282 00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:02,549 - I'll go anyway! - Sima dear, this isn't the beach! 283 00:34:02,957 --> 00:34:06,928 - Don't lie on it! It's been polished! - There you go... 284 00:34:32,945 --> 00:34:35,280 - Say, I am totally loaded! - Yes! 285 00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:39,586 I need to put myself in a horizontal position. 286 00:35:19,241 --> 00:35:22,754 - Who is it? - Luba, it's me! 287 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:28,426 What is it? 288 00:35:31,253 --> 00:35:33,431 What happened? 289 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:39,604 - You see, Luba... Somebody put bear traps all over the place! - Oh, lord! 290 00:35:41,764 --> 00:35:45,569 Poor me... So unlucky... I was so unlucky... 291 00:35:46,352 --> 00:35:51,450 The criminal attempted to steal the same car twice. 292 00:35:51,774 --> 00:35:57,112 I don't think it's coincidental. I think he wanted your car specifically. 293 00:35:57,113 --> 00:36:00,792 - Makes sense... I came to the same conclusion. - But why? 294 00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:06,079 Still, setting a bear trap for a human being is not justified! 295 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:09,833 You couldn't save us from the bandit, we had to try self-defense. 296 00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:13,722 Why does he cling to your car specifically? 297 00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:17,184 - You're asking me? - Who else? 298 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:22,272 Do you not suspect any of your acquaintances? 299 00:36:24,431 --> 00:36:27,402 They are perfectly decent people. 300 00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:32,313 Well, perhaps somebody is jealous of you? 301 00:36:32,314 --> 00:36:36,411 - Of what? - Strange questions, Comrade Inv. 302 00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:46,119 Check with medical clinics to see if they had anyone 303 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,757 with this kind of leg injury. 304 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:54,586 Well, let's put your car under surveillance. 305 00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:59,810 - No, thank you... No need. - We're installing a shed tomorrow. 306 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:09,402 Yes? Oh, Yuri Ivanovich. 307 00:37:09,643 --> 00:37:15,492 "Can't come"?? Careful, the director will call for a penalty kick! 308 00:37:18,444 --> 00:37:25,460 Oh, your leg hurts? Well, then stay in bed, of course... 309 00:37:25,959 --> 00:37:29,222 I'll tell him. Feel better! 310 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:35,543 - Whose leg? - This leg? 311 00:37:35,544 --> 00:37:38,338 ...Someone where there should... leg. 312 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:41,800 - Well, then, give a call. - When? 313 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:45,147 When your car is stolen. 314 00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:04,958 Dima! They're confiscating Topunov's summer house! 315 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:09,045 - Who's confiscating? - What are you, stupid? 316 00:38:10,538 --> 00:38:13,248 Daddy! They're confiscating Topunov's summer house! 317 00:38:13,249 --> 00:38:17,001 And rightly so! Long overdue! 318 00:38:17,002 --> 00:38:19,420 We must fight "alleged" scoundrels! 319 00:38:19,421 --> 00:38:22,841 Why "scoundrel"? (dishonest, bribe taker) The man knows how to live. 320 00:38:22,842 --> 00:38:27,554 Tell me, what sort of wages allow a vice president 321 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:31,641 of a knitting factory to "score" a 2-story palace! 322 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:34,811 - Simon Maximovich, it's his business. - No, ours! 323 00:38:34,812 --> 00:38:41,443 We must mercilessly fight any persons living on, shall we say, "ill-gotten gains"! 324 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:44,539 - Be quiet, dad! - Scared you, didn't I? 325 00:38:45,030 --> 00:38:48,950 Why don't I just kick you and throw you off my property? 326 00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:54,205 Dad, I'm sick of your barracks-style sense of humor... Why always the kicking? 327 00:38:54,206 --> 00:38:57,584 Why so arrogant, son-in-law? Who the hell are you?? 328 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,544 This is MY summerhouse! 329 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:01,838 Please don't argue, the workers might hear... 330 00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:05,300 Let everyone hear: it's MY summerhouse! 331 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:10,555 Listed as yours... but built with my money! 332 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:13,683 - Try and prove it! - Oh, stop it, will you? 333 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:16,227 You live your life by proxy! 334 00:39:16,228 --> 00:39:18,229 - Get awa... - Leave the doggy! 335 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:21,649 Car under your wife's name, the summerhouse under mine... 336 00:39:21,650 --> 00:39:24,486 You have nothing! You're dirt poor! 337 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:30,001 Why? Why must I live like this?? Dear god, what for? Why? 338 00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:36,039 Me, a person with higher education, has to sneak around, adapt... 339 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:41,763 ...and wriggle! Why can't I live freely, openly? 340 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:48,353 - Oh, when will it end? - Never! What do you mean, though? 341 00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:52,514 Do you realize what I could do to you over this? 342 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:54,067 Just like that! 343 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:58,686 I do... I know. 344 00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,355 Ah... He's scared! 345 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:01,439 Show him some mercy, daddy! 346 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:08,571 This guy must never forgot who I am! While he's just an ordinary scoundrel! 347 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:09,240 Simon Vasil... 348 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:12,867 I probably should kick you after all! 349 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,922 Oh, I just gotta! 350 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,864 - Who is it? - Luba, it's me! 351 00:42:55,865 --> 00:43:03,865 - What happened? Another trap? - No, this time it went... ok. 352 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,510 Thank god... 353 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:12,891 You're going away? A business trip? 354 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,050 Right now? At night? 355 00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:20,555 Don't blame me... I have to... because, you see, 356 00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:24,444 business trips are a complex thing to arrange... 357 00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:34,694 Luba? There's no need to get so upset... 358 00:43:34,695 --> 00:43:40,252 I'll be back in a few days. I'll write you from there, ok? 359 00:43:47,541 --> 00:43:52,764 Luba? I am very upset too... Don't you see? 360 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:16,444 - Excuse me! Hello! - Hello. 361 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:20,448 - Our car, has a problem when turning right. - I'll take a look. 362 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:25,411 - Yes. Also, when shifting gears it makes this ticking... - I'll give a listen. 363 00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:29,207 - And the front-right wheel overheats... - I'll give it a feel. 364 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,836 - Yes. Also, two days ago the car smelled like gas all day... - I'll smell it. 365 00:44:32,837 --> 00:44:35,390 - I think it's the... - Open the garage, will you? 366 00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:02,667 Well, where's the car? 367 00:45:44,533 --> 00:45:47,494 - Comrade Commander... - Hello! - Hello. 368 00:45:47,495 --> 00:45:54,667 I see you're traveling alone. Please, could you help me start this piece of junk? 369 00:45:54,668 --> 00:46:00,225 - Help start the motorcycle? - Yes, can't do it alone. - With pleasure! 370 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:14,062 No... battery's dead! 371 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:19,067 I've asked them a thousand times to get me a new bike... 372 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:22,737 - Yes, you can't live with an old battery... - Tell me about it... 373 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:25,417 - So? On three? - Let's give it a try! 374 00:46:28,077 --> 00:46:29,754 Get on! 375 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:36,511 Ok, now give us a boost! Come on, little boost, little boost... 376 00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:54,018 - Ok, stop! I can see you're out of breath. - A bit, yeah. 377 00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:58,356 - Well, now let me push you around. - What's the point? 378 00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:02,527 Listen, friend. Let's tow it with your Volga. You got a cable? 379 00:47:02,528 --> 00:47:05,207 Oh, who knows what's in there... 380 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:14,007 I can't remember. I'll have a look. 381 00:47:29,346 --> 00:47:31,316 Got tow-rope! 382 00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,322 We're good! 383 00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:47,697 - It's fixed! Thank you, friend. You saved me! - Don't mention it... 384 00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:51,002 - People are friends to one another. - That's excatly right! 385 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:54,204 I was in trouble - you helped. 386 00:47:54,205 --> 00:47:57,081 If you were in trouble - I'd help. 387 00:47:57,082 --> 00:48:04,349 Together we work at a common goal: you - your way, and I mine. - Exactly! 388 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:09,427 Say, friend, is there a telegraph nearby? 389 00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:11,606 Not far. Get in, I'll escort you. 390 00:48:35,871 --> 00:48:38,717 "GAS STATION" 391 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:46,224 I would like to ask for 5 days vacation due to the grave health situation... 392 00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:51,938 ...situation of... of... my beloved nephew. Thank you. 393 00:48:59,562 --> 00:49:09,447 Oh? Oh? Right, I see. Writing it down... 394 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:12,625 Right! 395 00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,759 Resting? 396 00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:48,078 - Is something wrong? - No, no... Nothing. 397 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:54,699 - Who's the owner? - Yeah, who's the owner?? 398 00:49:54,700 --> 00:49:55,617 Me. 399 00:49:55,618 --> 00:49:58,171 - The documents for it! - The docum--... 400 00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,305 I apologize. 401 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:17,115 The chase! What thriller story can do without it? 402 00:51:17,116 --> 00:51:23,423 One runs, the other keeps up. This - is the unbreakable genre rule. 403 00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:29,596 A thriller without a chase, is like... life without love. 404 00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:09,803 Detochkin loved children. He had no choice. 405 00:52:10,544 --> 00:52:12,962 Detochkin saw that it was over. 406 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:19,146 He felt like shutting his eyes close... but feared of hitting schoolchildren. 407 00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:25,861 But the inspector also loved children, and couldn't honorably cede to Detochkin. 408 00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:29,742 - You're nicked, brother! - Oh, yeah? 409 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:35,133 From the Police, it's useless to... What the hell? Wait up! 410 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:41,264 - You! Don't drive off! Wait! - So, brother? 411 00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:45,425 What "so?" It's the battery again... 412 00:55:45,426 --> 00:55:49,940 I did warn you that you can't live with an old battery. 413 00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:55,268 - I've always feared it'll break during an important job... - Of course! 414 00:55:55,269 --> 00:55:59,147 There! They couldn't just replace my motorcycle... - My sympathies! 415 00:55:59,148 --> 00:56:01,858 - You didn't get lucky! - But you did. 416 00:56:01,859 --> 00:56:06,488 - Well, one of us two had to get lucky. - Right... 417 00:56:06,489 --> 00:56:09,501 So what shall we do, brother? 418 00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:16,133 Why did you run away from me? 419 00:56:17,249 --> 00:56:20,887 Force of habit. You chase, I run. 420 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:28,228 Me too! You run, I chase you. Maybe lend me a hand? 421 00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:32,149 We'll hook it up to your Volga, like we did the first time. 422 00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:47,747 No! I've seen how you repay kindness! Sorry. I'm going. 423 00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:13,138 - Don't interfere. - Look, the police! 424 00:57:13,139 --> 00:57:16,401 Lock the garage. 425 00:57:17,476 --> 00:57:21,281 - Commence! - Up! 426 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,506 Down... 427 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:42,625 I've always said that this criminal is talented. 428 00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:46,754 Perhaps even... more talented than me. 429 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:49,392 - That can't be! - No, it happens... 430 00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:56,931 Jesus... All in singles! 431 00:57:56,932 --> 00:58:01,279 No interrupt me, or I to start from beginning. 432 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:07,577 There - 5,500! 433 00:58:08,444 --> 00:58:12,374 Pardon, but why is all your money in singles? It's suspicious. 434 00:58:13,115 --> 00:58:15,700 And who are you? The public prosecutor? 435 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:19,840 I don't ask where you got the car, why there're no documents. 436 00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:23,875 I can answer openly - I stole this car. 437 00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:27,055 I can tell you who from and why. 438 00:58:28,047 --> 00:58:31,674 I too can tell you honestly: I'm a pastor. 439 00:58:31,675 --> 00:58:39,151 These Rubals - donations to Him. Well, there was a bit left over... 440 00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:43,613 And you believe in God? 441 00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:51,069 All people believe. Some, that god exists. Others, that he doesn't. 442 00:58:51,070 --> 00:58:56,668 Neither can be proven. Are you gonna count again? 443 00:58:57,493 --> 00:58:59,796 I am! 444 00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:30,191 As promised: Grundig tape recorder. Four tracks, stereo sound... 445 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:31,068 But is it new? 446 00:59:31,069 --> 00:59:36,166 - Brand new. I checked personally. - Well, I'll take it... I remember. 447 00:59:37,450 --> 00:59:41,421 - Eighty. - What? You said fifty! 448 00:59:42,371 --> 00:59:46,843 - Things have changed for me. - Well, this is a robbery! 449 00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:50,597 You don't have to. I'll sell it. In a second! So elegant... 450 00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:54,434 - ...four tracks, stereo sound... - I'll take it. 451 01:00:01,807 --> 01:00:05,153 Mister, this item is sold. Don't touch it, it's sold. 452 01:00:06,312 --> 01:00:10,909 But why do you suppose he stole YOUR car? 453 01:00:21,494 --> 01:00:26,967 - What's wrong? - They caught me. 454 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:30,043 I'm a dead man. The investigator came to see me. 455 01:00:30,044 --> 01:00:32,556 They'll lock you up. Next time don't steal... 456 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,714 Semion Vasiliovich! You're in MY home! 457 01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:38,301 - Jail is your home... - Dad! Bad day for these jokes! 458 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:40,439 Inka! What shall I do?? What to do? 459 01:00:40,805 --> 01:00:43,191 Start drying crackers! 460 01:00:46,352 --> 01:00:50,740 Dima, don't worry! We need to bribe him! 461 01:00:51,107 --> 01:00:53,483 Bribe him?! Are you crazy? You're crazy! 462 01:00:53,484 --> 01:00:56,528 - If you give a lot, he'll take it! - Be quiet! Calm down! 463 01:00:56,529 --> 01:00:58,655 I won't allow it! A disgrace! 464 01:00:58,656 --> 01:01:00,990 Dad, why don't you go back to the marketplace with your wisdom! 465 01:01:00,991 --> 01:01:04,702 I sell strawberries grown with my own two hands! 466 01:01:04,703 --> 01:01:08,873 For bribery - I'll destroy not only a son-in-law, but my own daughter! 467 01:01:08,874 --> 01:01:11,751 Don't worry... In jail you'll be re-educated. 468 01:01:11,752 --> 01:01:14,587 Ten years from now, you'll return a new man! 469 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:17,476 Put the birdie down! 470 01:01:25,724 --> 01:01:30,655 Should have married an orphan... 471 01:01:46,287 --> 01:01:51,510 Don't worry, I really do have all that money. Here, a full bag. 472 01:01:53,461 --> 01:01:55,712 Do you really want to transfer that amount 473 01:01:55,713 --> 01:01:58,256 - ...to that orphanage? - Yes. 474 01:01:58,257 --> 01:02:04,345 Did you grow up there? Are these your personal savings? 475 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:09,528 Well, how shall I put it... I, too, played a part in it. 476 01:02:10,603 --> 01:02:14,116 - Hello. I'm looking for Yuri Ivanovich Detochkin. - Please enter. 477 01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:18,620 - I'm Yuri's mother. - Nice to meet you. 478 01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:23,125 I'm from the community theater. 479 01:02:23,449 --> 01:02:26,242 I'm so glad Yuri's in the theater. 480 01:02:26,243 --> 01:02:29,788 - I think he has skill. - He's really talented! 481 01:02:29,789 --> 01:02:34,845 - He didn't show up for rehearsal... - Sweetheart, he's on a business trip. 482 01:02:35,836 --> 01:02:41,309 I hate his business trips! Running off at night, disappearing. 483 01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:43,927 - Luba's got a point, it's not right! - But when...? 484 01:02:43,928 --> 01:02:48,024 Luba - that's his bride. There's her photo. 485 01:02:48,432 --> 01:02:51,726 He's kind of old-fashioned. His courtship was very long. 486 01:02:51,727 --> 01:02:54,229 She drives the trolleybus. Admirable woman. 487 01:02:54,230 --> 01:02:57,868 They met when he came to sell her insurance... 488 01:02:58,734 --> 01:03:03,321 Tell me, what sort of business trips could an insurance agent even have? 489 01:03:03,322 --> 01:03:05,073 Why does he return nervous? 490 01:03:05,074 --> 01:03:08,201 - You know... - What is it you do? - I'm an investigator. 491 01:03:08,202 --> 01:03:10,839 Well you should figure this out! 492 01:03:10,955 --> 01:03:14,634 When I was young, I was being courted by an investigator. 493 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:20,046 But I married a man from the Red Army. The whole battalion came to the wedding! 494 01:03:20,047 --> 01:03:25,510 We sang: "Our train flies forward, next stop - in The Commune!" 495 01:03:25,511 --> 01:03:29,608 - Do you know it? - (he recites next line) 496 01:03:29,890 --> 01:03:34,404 - But when did he leave? For how long? - Two days ago, at night. 497 01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:39,242 And the strangest thing was he came to bid goodbye to Luba in some Volga. 498 01:03:40,109 --> 01:03:43,663 - Well, a taxi then. - No! He was behind the wheel! 499 01:03:47,158 --> 01:03:52,714 - Can Yuri really drive a car? - Yuri? He was a driver for 10 years. 500 01:03:52,955 --> 01:03:58,126 He had an accident, got a concussion. He lay in the hospital, I sat next to him. 501 01:03:58,127 --> 01:04:00,879 The doctors advised him to stop driving for a while, 502 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,017 and he became an insurance salesman, temporarily. 503 01:04:04,425 --> 01:04:11,441 I can't wait till they're married. I dream of a grandson. Or daughter... 504 01:04:12,141 --> 01:04:14,611 What's with you? 505 01:04:16,645 --> 01:04:18,772 What city did you send your employee 506 01:04:18,773 --> 01:04:20,523 ...Mr. Detochkin on a business trip? 507 01:04:20,524 --> 01:04:23,912 I didn't send him anywhere. You see... 508 01:04:25,237 --> 01:04:29,657 Detochkin has many sickly relatives, 509 01:04:29,658 --> 01:04:33,755 in various cities in the Soviet Union. 510 01:04:34,497 --> 01:04:41,096 I recently got a telegram... There it is. 511 01:04:43,047 --> 01:04:50,689 Yet another nephew... a beloved one, got sick. He took an unpaid vacation. 512 01:05:07,071 --> 01:05:12,367 Maxim was beside himself. Memories burned in his heart. 513 01:05:12,368 --> 01:05:19,176 How cleverly Detochkin had masked his interest in the gang leader's pursuit! Hypocrite! 514 01:05:19,917 --> 01:05:24,003 How he stole a car using a crane! 515 01:05:24,004 --> 01:05:26,141 Sneaky liar! Thief! Traitor! 516 01:05:26,841 --> 01:05:34,483 He betrayed what's most important: friendship! No mercy for such a man... 517 01:06:05,713 --> 01:06:12,510 Mom? It's me. Just got back. I'm healthy. 518 01:06:12,511 --> 01:06:14,512 Everything calm at home? No visitors? 519 01:06:14,513 --> 01:06:17,390 You've really done it with your community theater! 520 01:06:17,391 --> 01:06:19,642 The was an investigator looking for you! 521 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:24,407 - En garde, Sir! - I'm at your service... 522 01:06:33,073 --> 01:06:37,212 It's my honor to attack you... 523 01:06:38,537 --> 01:06:42,509 - Where've you been hiding? - What?? I had a business trip! 524 01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:44,334 And how's the nephew doing? 525 01:06:44,335 --> 01:06:46,221 - What nephew? - The beloved one! 526 01:06:48,547 --> 01:06:54,479 And the wolf trap? The injured foot? And the Droog cigarettes?? 527 01:06:57,807 --> 01:07:02,644 Stop improvising! There were no "Droog" cigarettes in Shakespeare's time! 528 01:07:02,645 --> 01:07:05,532 And why suddenly the past tense? 529 01:07:09,777 --> 01:07:11,986 - Podberozivokov! - Yes? 530 01:07:11,987 --> 01:07:15,292 What do you keep thinking about? 531 01:07:16,075 --> 01:07:19,546 Stop! Stop waving that sword! 532 01:07:32,716 --> 01:07:35,896 - What a blow! - Calm down! 533 01:07:37,138 --> 01:07:39,305 - Where is he?? - He's awake! 534 01:07:39,306 --> 01:07:41,276 - He's alive. - Take five! 535 01:07:58,659 --> 01:08:02,412 - How many cars did you sell? - Four. 536 01:08:02,413 --> 01:08:06,958 Suppose it's four. In perfect condition, they're worth quite a bit of money! 537 01:08:06,959 --> 01:08:12,557 What made you this way? Such a good mother, sings about trains... 538 01:08:14,967 --> 01:08:21,983 - Pardon me, are you a loony? - No. I even have a note... 539 01:08:22,349 --> 01:08:26,019 Actor... What an actor! 540 01:08:26,020 --> 01:08:31,316 I've always said: real criminals, as a rule, are good actors! 541 01:08:31,317 --> 01:08:32,776 I'm observant! 542 01:08:32,777 --> 01:08:37,457 You stole only from people you thought were scoundrels! I knew right away. 543 01:08:38,199 --> 01:08:43,296 Did you think in court they'd give you a year or two less? 544 01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:51,002 Where are you hiding the money? 545 01:08:51,003 --> 01:08:53,515 - Here. - I see! 546 01:08:57,051 --> 01:08:59,344 Hello! Why didn't you tell me right away? 547 01:08:59,345 --> 01:09:03,139 I ask that you and your friend move to a private booth. 548 01:09:03,140 --> 01:09:09,020 - Thanks, no need. - Raichka! Lubochka! 549 01:09:09,021 --> 01:09:14,192 They'll bring you fresh beer! Just got a shipment! And some vobla fish... 550 01:09:14,193 --> 01:09:18,832 - The vobla (dry salted fish) is fresh too? - Funny guy, your friend! 551 01:09:19,949 --> 01:09:24,786 So tell me... No news about the car? 552 01:09:24,787 --> 01:09:28,550 - No, but soon. - Good. Please, eat... 553 01:09:31,168 --> 01:09:35,630 - Let's get out of here. - Let's stay a bit, if that's ok. 554 01:09:35,631 --> 01:09:40,270 In jail they probably won't feed me like they do here... 555 01:09:41,137 --> 01:09:45,567 - What's this? - Change of underwear, just in case. 556 01:09:49,145 --> 01:09:54,107 - And these? - Permits, receipts, documents. 557 01:09:54,108 --> 01:09:59,623 - What documents? Where's the money? - This is the money... 558 01:10:07,621 --> 01:10:11,927 What? You gave the money away to orphanages? 559 01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:18,965 - How much did you keep? - I kept nothing. 560 01:10:18,966 --> 01:10:22,521 Only for travel and expenses. 561 01:10:38,277 --> 01:10:43,667 Yes, dear viewer. Detochkin didn't take any money. 562 01:10:44,617 --> 01:10:50,841 True, he's a thief, but he's a selfless, honest human being. 563 01:10:55,544 --> 01:10:57,967 They've put some accounting documents on their table. 564 01:10:58,631 --> 01:11:02,258 It's the review board... Server our "brand name" beer". 565 01:11:02,259 --> 01:11:03,770 Ok. 566 01:11:10,309 --> 01:11:14,562 I did not sell the first car. I left it for the police at the station. 567 01:11:14,563 --> 01:11:17,732 I put on the wind shield a long note explaining everything. 568 01:11:17,733 --> 01:11:21,997 While I took a train home. 569 01:11:33,332 --> 01:11:37,345 The second car... it wasn't entirely fair. 570 01:11:38,254 --> 01:11:40,421 I drove it over to the police too, 571 01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:44,186 and again left a note, saying the owner's a scoundrel! 572 01:11:45,511 --> 01:11:51,777 But they returned it to him... Then I decided to start selling them. 573 01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:10,712 I love you! 574 01:12:16,876 --> 01:12:23,475 Here, it's the warrant for your arrest! Now give it back! 575 01:12:24,008 --> 01:12:26,269 Here. 576 01:12:27,344 --> 01:12:33,652 - Now I shall tear it apart! - Maxim! You mustn't! 577 01:12:34,226 --> 01:12:37,280 - Yura! - Don't you dare! You'll get in trouble! 578 01:12:38,939 --> 01:12:41,399 Maxim! Fellows! We're friends! Hey, guys! 579 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:45,455 Hey, boss! It's ok! Boss! It's all good! Boss! 580 01:12:48,282 --> 01:12:53,964 So take it! I'm giving it to you! 581 01:13:01,337 --> 01:13:04,933 Come in! Goodbye! So long! 582 01:13:11,222 --> 01:13:14,609 Friend! Friend! 583 01:13:15,184 --> 01:13:21,783 (singing: if I fall ill, I won't go to the doctors.) 584 01:13:24,527 --> 01:13:33,452 (I'll turn to my friends, and I'm not kidding either...) 585 01:13:39,917 --> 01:13:45,755 Listen, friend! Don't put me away until opening night, I beg you. 586 01:13:45,756 --> 01:13:50,844 I won't put you away at all! Live free! 587 01:13:50,845 --> 01:13:54,013 A role like this, comes once in a lifetime, you see? 588 01:13:54,014 --> 01:13:58,653 Play opening night, and then all the shows after that! 589 01:13:58,769 --> 01:14:02,991 - No need to let me play the rest. - No! There IS a need! 590 01:14:07,236 --> 01:14:11,500 - Oh, you... - I'm off to Luba's. 591 01:14:12,158 --> 01:14:15,118 Don't get hit by a car! 592 01:14:15,119 --> 01:14:21,092 Why did you do it? Who asked you? Who made you do it?? 593 01:14:22,626 --> 01:14:26,838 Look at yourself! I mean... you're an idiot. 594 01:14:26,839 --> 01:14:30,008 You're talking like a 3-year-old. 595 01:14:30,009 --> 01:14:32,354 Why did you sit down? Get up! 596 01:14:35,765 --> 01:14:42,781 What to do? My God! Did you think about me? No? No. 597 01:14:46,734 --> 01:14:50,320 You've only ever thought of yourself! They'll put you in jail, Yura, 598 01:14:50,321 --> 01:14:53,364 - ...and they'll be right to do so. - They will be wrong. 599 01:14:53,365 --> 01:14:56,701 - Yes. - No. - Button that... 600 01:14:56,702 --> 01:15:00,830 I'll wait for you, Yura. Five years, eight years, ten years. 601 01:15:00,831 --> 01:15:03,677 - As long as it takes... - Thank you... 602 01:15:07,296 --> 01:15:12,936 Ten... that means I'll be forty six by then. 603 01:15:14,011 --> 01:15:17,566 - Yes, that's... well... - My God! 604 01:15:19,350 --> 01:15:23,029 - Who did I get involved with?! - Who with indeed? Well? 605 01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:27,398 No, I mean just look, see what you look like... 606 01:15:27,399 --> 01:15:28,650 What do I look like? 607 01:15:28,651 --> 01:15:32,581 My God! You've ruined my life... Yurachka! 608 01:18:31,917 --> 01:18:34,971 Yura! 609 01:19:37,399 --> 01:19:41,913 - Good morning. It's me! - Hello! 610 01:19:42,238 --> 01:19:46,209 Tell me, have you heard that there was another car stolen today? 611 01:19:51,163 --> 01:19:54,759 And did you look out your window today? 612 01:19:55,292 --> 01:20:00,849 Hello? Hello! Say something. You're looking out the window, are you? 613 01:20:01,757 --> 01:20:03,769 And? 614 01:20:05,302 --> 01:20:09,013 Why did you do that? Since when are you stealing 615 01:20:09,014 --> 01:20:13,779 car from honest people? What of your principles? 616 01:20:14,061 --> 01:20:18,074 Oh, but it's Stelkin's car, and he takes bribes! 617 01:20:18,649 --> 01:20:25,248 What Stelkin? This car belongs to a famous scientist! A PhD! 618 01:20:25,614 --> 01:20:29,586 On moment, I'll just verify with my files. 619 01:20:30,119 --> 01:20:34,633 He has files! Pitiful bureaucrat! 620 01:20:44,300 --> 01:20:47,687 THe car is Stelkin's, and he takes bribes! 621 01:20:55,269 --> 01:20:59,491 It can't be! Could I be wrong?? 622 01:21:01,442 --> 01:21:06,957 Take the car back to him immediately! And as for you... 623 01:21:07,990 --> 01:21:11,920 I advise you to get over here, as they say, "all packed and ready"! 624 01:21:12,077 --> 01:21:14,548 What about the show? 625 01:21:16,999 --> 01:21:20,429 There will be no show! 626 01:21:55,412 --> 01:21:57,632 Enter! 627 01:22:14,473 --> 01:22:17,944 Here's the account about all the work done. 628 01:22:29,697 --> 01:22:33,001 The report... about my arrest. 629 01:23:28,089 --> 01:23:29,172 Good evening! 630 01:23:29,173 --> 01:23:31,726 - Congratulations on the premiere! - You too. 631 01:23:34,887 --> 01:23:38,150 They got me such a funny wig! 632 01:23:38,432 --> 01:23:44,656 Why would you need a wig? You've spent your whole life "in costume". 633 01:23:44,897 --> 01:23:48,525 And why do you talk about my life in some past tense? 634 01:23:48,526 --> 01:23:52,487 Trial's tomorrow! You're looking at 5 years. 635 01:23:52,488 --> 01:23:55,824 I have mitigating circumstances: I'm an honest person. 636 01:23:55,825 --> 01:24:01,913 Like what? Stealing cars from criminals to sell to other criminals? 637 01:24:01,914 --> 01:24:02,956 Honest indeed... 638 01:24:02,957 --> 01:24:06,543 So my job had some drawbacks. Whose doesn't? 639 01:24:06,544 --> 01:24:10,046 You, for example, for a long time you failed to catch me. 640 01:24:10,047 --> 01:24:13,591 It's hard to catch a person leading a double life! 641 01:24:13,592 --> 01:24:19,024 - Lying and cheating everone! - I was constantly tormented by that. 642 01:24:20,266 --> 01:24:23,361 Tie the bow for me. 643 01:24:26,564 --> 01:24:31,953 No good deed can go hand in hand with lying and dishonesty. 644 01:24:33,028 --> 01:24:38,877 You played judge and executioner! What gave you the right? 645 01:24:40,911 --> 01:24:45,623 In all conscience, this is all a folly and a crime. 646 01:24:45,624 --> 01:24:47,083 Crime... 647 01:24:47,084 --> 01:24:50,180 You're in custody, where are you going? 648 01:24:52,214 --> 01:24:55,894 - So you think I'm guilty too? - Yes! 649 01:24:58,345 --> 01:25:02,640 Comrades, we've got a full house! Everyone on stage, please. 650 01:25:02,641 --> 01:25:04,851 Oh, don't forget to say: "To be or not to be?" 651 01:25:04,852 --> 01:25:06,195 Still not ready? 652 01:25:17,740 --> 01:25:23,839 Here, Hamlet, my handkerchief! Wipe your forehead! 653 01:25:25,498 --> 01:25:28,718 The Queen drinks to your success, Hamlet! 654 01:25:30,669 --> 01:25:34,923 The third time, Laertes, stop kidding. I ask you, attack with all your might! 655 01:25:34,924 --> 01:25:40,772 - I'm afraid you think I'm a wuss. - You think! We begin! 656 01:26:03,911 --> 01:26:08,331 Let us forgive each other, honorable Hamlet. 657 01:26:08,332 --> 01:26:14,389 Heaven make thee free of it! I follow thee. Horatio! 658 01:26:15,714 --> 01:26:21,261 I am dead... Mother, adieu! 659 01:26:21,262 --> 01:26:22,647 Yura, I'm here! 660 01:27:34,627 --> 01:27:38,515 Stand up! Court is in session! 661 01:27:41,634 --> 01:27:44,552 The trial continues. 662 01:27:44,553 --> 01:27:50,694 Detochkin circumvented the law, but the law doesn't joke around. 663 01:27:51,519 --> 01:27:57,033 In all his years, the judge had never before seen such a strange, paradoxical case. 664 01:27:57,691 --> 01:28:02,164 The law could take Detochkin's freedom for as much as 5 years. 665 01:28:03,155 --> 01:28:08,003 Detochkin isn't just a thief - but worse! He's a bandit! 666 01:28:08,494 --> 01:28:11,496 He should be tried for brigandage and breaking and entering! 667 01:28:11,497 --> 01:28:16,803 This guy went after what is most sacred for us! The constitution! 668 01:28:16,961 --> 01:28:21,224 It says there: "Every person has the right to own property... 669 01:28:22,049 --> 01:28:25,593 ...and it's protected by law." Every man has the right to own a car, 670 01:28:25,594 --> 01:28:32,100 a summer home, books... money! Comrades, nobody's canceled money yet. 671 01:28:32,101 --> 01:28:37,021 From each according to their ability, to each according to their need... in cash. 672 01:28:37,022 --> 01:28:40,316 Let the court note, that there are criminal charges 673 01:28:40,317 --> 01:28:43,111 against this witness, Mr Semitsvetov. 674 01:28:43,112 --> 01:28:48,251 - Daddy! - No matter, dear, you'll find another, an honest one. 675 01:28:50,077 --> 01:28:54,205 While Dima Semitsvetov's future was gradually become clearer, 676 01:28:54,206 --> 01:28:59,638 the future of Yuri Detochkin remained vague. 677 01:29:00,463 --> 01:29:05,435 Finally, the court called the most important witness: Maxim Podberozivokov. 678 01:29:06,218 --> 01:29:09,022 Distinguished memeber of the court. 679 01:29:09,221 --> 01:29:13,860 First I lead this case as an investigator. 680 01:29:14,059 --> 01:29:18,573 But when it turned out that the defendant was my friend, 681 01:29:19,106 --> 01:29:21,649 I resigned from leading the case, 682 01:29:21,650 --> 01:29:25,705 and am now appearing only as a witness. 683 01:29:27,656 --> 01:29:32,003 I understand, your honors, it's a complex issue: 684 01:29:32,536 --> 01:29:39,511 Detochkin broke the law, but his motives were noble! 685 01:29:40,169 --> 01:29:45,851 He was selling the cars, but giving the money to children. 686 01:29:46,092 --> 01:29:52,691 He is, of course, guilty. But he's not... guilty. 687 01:29:54,809 --> 01:30:00,188 Please spare him, your honors. He's a VERY good person. 688 01:30:00,189 --> 01:30:02,659 And an excellent worker! 689 01:30:03,067 --> 01:30:06,371 Well, you don't know, so shut up! 690 01:30:11,784 --> 01:30:16,715 Free Yura Detochkin! 691 01:30:17,540 --> 01:30:23,305 Quiet! I deman silence, or I'll clear this court! 692 01:30:27,550 --> 01:30:32,189 The defendant - the final word is yours. 693 01:30:34,348 --> 01:30:39,936 Your honors, perhpas I wasn't acting right... 694 01:30:39,937 --> 01:30:43,575 ...but with a pure heart. 695 01:30:44,108 --> 01:30:45,900 I couldn't stand it... 696 01:30:45,901 --> 01:30:51,990 I mean, people steal! A lot! I tried to help you, your honors. 697 01:30:51,991 --> 01:30:56,296 That's why... this happened. 698 01:30:59,582 --> 01:31:04,262 Let me go. Please. 699 01:31:05,463 --> 01:31:09,476 I won't do it again. Honestly, I won't. 700 01:31:18,392 --> 01:31:23,698 As we already know, audiences like thrillers. 701 01:31:23,856 --> 01:31:27,577 It's pleasant, watching a story knowing how it's going to end. 702 01:31:27,777 --> 01:31:33,959 This unlikely story - nobody knows where it took place, 703 01:31:34,074 --> 01:31:39,481 ...and whether it took place at all - is nearing its end. 704 01:31:51,425 --> 01:31:55,689 Hello, Luba. I am back. 58048

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