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Ay, yeah, hey.

Everybody say ay, ay!

Everybody say ay, ay!

Oh, everybody say.

Everybody say ay, ay.

Everybody say ay, ay.

Oh, ooh.

We're all packed up. We'll see you in Florida.

All right. Thank you so much, guys.

Thank you, thank you! Drive careful!

Drive careful, guys!

Bye, guys!

Bye!

Bye!

See you in Florida!

Bye!

Goodbye!

See you in Florida, furniture!

Bye-bye!

Bye!

Bye-bye!

See you later!

Bye-bye, house!

Bye-bye, house!

Bye, house!

Bye-bye, house!

Come on, honey, let's go.

Ay.

Everybody say ay, ay.

Everybody say ay, ay.

Oh, everybody say.

Everybody say ay, ay.

Ay, ay.

Bye-bye, house!

Everybody say ay, ay.

Oh, ooh.

Howdy, Mr. Smith!

Allen!

Heard you're coming back.

Yes, sir.

Welcome home, boy.

Thank you, sir.

This is my wife, Katie.

Hi, pleasure to meet you.

Likewise, ma'am.

Likewise.

And this is my stepson, Jimmy.

Call me JD. It's hip.

Want to call you Smitty.

That's pretty bad.

And why don't you learn to have

some respect for your elders before I

take a whip to your rear?

I got you, JD!

I got you, JD!

You did, you did!

Oh, son!

Ah!

I know your step daddy says he was hip high to a wild hog.

Why don't you two go on in there and see what you want,

get whatever you need?

Go on, y'all, and I'll keep an eye on JD out here, huh?

Ba-dum.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Is-- isn't Mr. Smith funny?

Is everybody in this town whacked out like that guy?

Uh, well.

That's actually nothing.

Wait till you meet some of the mutant kids.

He's kidding, honey.

Look, why don't you grab some cereal or something, OK?

Go on.

I knew he was messing with me.

I was jacking you up.

He's jacking me up.

Ba-da-da-dum, a-rum.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Ba-da-da-da-dum, a-rum.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Come one!

What do you think?

It's great!

Come on!

Me, boy. You, Tarzan and Jane.

OK?

Do we even have electricity in this jungle?

Electricity?

What's that?

I ain't never heard of it.

Yes, of course we have electric.

We have indoor plumbing.

We have beds.

We might even get, uh, some telephones out here

and communicate with everyone instead of using drums!

Maybe!

Why you dissing me like that?

Take the groceries in.

Jimmy will help me unload the car.

Come on!

Grunt, dude, shut up.

I don't know what time he's coming out.

Hey, boss.

We put her up on blocks the day you went in the hole.

Where's everybody else?

Sh!

Surfing.

Surfing.

Lord have mercy.

Can I help y'all?

Mrs. Goble, it's me, Allen Daniels.

Will and Evelyn's son?

You're all grown up!

Oh, so good looking, just like your pa.

Class, this is one of my former students.

And beginning today, our school's new vice principal.

Hi, everybody. How y'all doing?

Hi.

I bet you're glad to be back in Breton.

You know it.

Oh!

If y'all's test ain't done in five minutes,

every last one of you is going to have

to stay after school to and clean this room spickety-span.

And who might this be?

- This is my wife, Katie. - Hi.

Very nice to meet you.

Oh, hi!

And this is my stepson, Jimmy.

Oh.

You'll get along just fine here in Breton and my classroom.

I just have one rule, and that is do everything I say.

If you stick to it, well, we'll get along just as

good, ugh, as can be expected.

Take your seat and I'll get you your books

you'll be using for the year.

Yo, yo, dawg.

What up?

Time's running out, boys and girls.

He's a good boy, Mrs. Goble.

Well, you know me, Allen.

If he wasn't when he got here, he will be when he leaves.

Yes, ma'am.

I-- if y'all need anything, just give a holler.

- Thank you. - Thank you very much.

We'll see you at lunch, OK?

Hey, cuz.

Wait up.

Jimmy, what you been working on there?

Nothing.

Let-- let me see that.

What?

That piece of paper you got.

Oh, this.

It's, uh, nothing.

I just been, uh, writing down all the stuff

I need to catch up on.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

Listen.

This ain't California.

If we need to, we discipline our children.

Catch my drift?

Oh, I know how you're feeling.

Out of sorts.

Lonely, odd, in a strange, strange land.

You get-- ugh.

Shoot, fellas.

I'll be a wart on a pig's foot if it ain't the Karate Kid.

Look, dudes.

I don't want to hurt you, man.

I didn't ditch you guys.

No way, no how.

Not what we heard.

We heard you just want to be friends

with the little preacher Jamal.

Shut up.

This is all because I was seeing my brother from another mother?

What's up with that?

He ain't your brother.

Unless you're one of them religious freaks too.

Take this, you bunch of inbred, flat-footed,

cheap-loving farm boys.

I fly with who I want to fly with.

Crashing and burning being the key words.

Yo, I guess you backwards didn't

know it's the 21st century.

Can't we all just get along?

You think 'cause your daddy's the vice principal, we're going

to let you run the school?

He's not my dad, you punk.

He's my mother's husband

What's that mean?

You ain't got no knowledge of who your pappy is?

Pappy?

Dude, you must related to that wall over there.

My old man's in federal prison, snot eater.

So you better chill or I'm going to have a slap a Bruce

Lee on your forehead, dude.

Prison?

He's probably got a knife or a gun.

So are you in a gang?

What if I am?

I don't need no help to take on five of you girls.

Do you have a gun or knife?

Don't need one.

My hands and feet are registered as weapons

with the state of California.

What's the name of your gang?

The Ghosts.

Boo! That's right.

We make the Crips and Bloods look

like a bunch of choir boys.

How do we know you ain't making all this up?

Oh, man.

He's got a tattoo.

You're the biggest one here.

Why don't you stop with the lip service and I'll show

you how to sleep, sweetheart?

That is, if you don't mind losing

a couple of those pretty, white teeth you got there.

Hold it!

Billy, Mom will kill you if you get your teeth knocked out.

Daddy worked three jobs for five years

just for paying to get them straight.

Mister-- please don't knock my brother's teeth out, mister.

He needs them to eat.

Mister?

Why, he'd have to suck supper through a straw without them

pearly whites.

All right.

All right.

It's cool, then.

We'll just out of each other's way, and we'll all be cool.

You dig?

We all dig.

That was cool, California.

Yeah, real cool.

And cute.

Hey, thanks.

You're cute-- cool too.

You can't knock out my front teeth, mister,

because I ain't got any.

Yeah.

I can see that.

Hey, mister, are you one of them Hell's Angels?

Uh, not that I know of.

I, uh, got to get going.

Catch you ladies later.

This is it.

Stay out here with the bikes.

Grunt! Right over here.

What is wrong with you?

No, they're not here.

No, they're not here.

I just-- you know, that's very good, Memorex.

Especially coming from somebody that didn't

even graduate third grade.

Thanks, boss.

Now what?

Let's eat.

Chili dogs, pigs.

Chili dogs, pigs.

Why are you two being so anti-social?

Because all the kids were--

No reason, ma'am.

Yo, word.

No reason.

We're just rappin'.

Oh, rappin'.

I used to hear that all the time on the streets of Los Angeles.

Allen, while you're here, why don't you

make your announcement?

OK. OK.

Uh.

May I have your attention?

As I said last week, we're going to start

having Boy Scout meetings every Friday beginning this week.

So if you're at least 10, or in the fourth grade,

and you're thinking of joining the Boy Scouts,

you can get an application and a booklet

of requirements at the front office from Mrs. Goble.

And I hope to see more of you here tomorrow night.

Enjoy your lunch.

Was that OK?

It's fine.

Except--

Except what?

They're children, honey.

They need to be coaxed and prodded a little.

Coaxed and prodded.

So, Jamal.

You're interested in joining the troop?

We'll be doing things like camping, canoeing, studying

birds, insects.

Really crazy insects.

Jamal?

Jamal?

Was it the insects?

No.

He's not allowed to hang with the other kids.

Why not?

Do the words Xbox, game-freaky nerds mean anything to you?

Jimmy.

Hey, I call 'em like I see 'em.

I will not tolerate whatever it

was you just said in the troop.

Ever.

Then forget about it, because no one's going to show

up tomorrow if he's there.

Unless--

Unless what?

Well, Gigi, Carla, and Loni told me they all wanted to join

till you shot 'em all down.

Jimmy, the Boy Scouts of America--

Don't love babes.

I know, I know, big guy.

Jimmy.

I mean, dude.

This is now, man.

If you're serious about wanting Jamal to hang

with the other kids, you gotta lighten up a bit

and stop being so square.

You hip?

Hip?

Am I not hip?

You got to go with the flow, old man.

Dudes my age crave adventure.

And we like chicks too, dig?

I guarantee that if you let Gigi and her posse

in on the scout thing, you're going

to have cats fighting to get on the nature action

he's been telling us all about.

Try it out, homes.

Practice what you preach.

If you won't tolerate that stuff in the troop,

then I think Gis might start rolling with the thugs.

'Cause yo, big guy, the are people too.

You cool with that?

Yeah, I'm cool with that, J--

JD.

Hey, I, uh, gotta split, but I'll you later.

Hm.

Try not to fall asleep.

Wh-- what exactly is it you're looking for?

Well, you know, I'm going to change my final

grades to straight A's so I can get

a busboy job at Baby Huey's.

You-- you do know that that's illegal.

So is kicking a little boy out of school

because he wasn't smart enough.

But hey, I never said anything about that.

Remember, the mind is a terrible thing.

So what's the deal?

We're going to Florida.

Don't want to be the one.

Don't want to be the one.

What are you doing?

Thanking god for another wonderful day.

For all the beautiful things he has given us.

Where?

Sh.

Look at the light coming through the trees.

Nothing's happening.

What are you two?

Boyfriend and girlfriend now?

Shut your mouth, punching bag.

I'm going to get you so many times,

you're going to think you're fighting a crowd.

Ooh.

Good one, gangsta boy.

Let it go, Jimmy.

The young and the restless know not what they say.

That's right, preacher.

You just keep praying for us.

Let's go, Jimmy.

Or else.

Or else what, toothless?

You're lucky your father's the vice principal.

I told you.

He's not my dad, punk.

Come on.

Dude, you're like no other brother I've

ever met in my entire life.

Hey, why does everyone call you the preacher?

Duh!

Coming up next--

So how'd it go?

Good.

I didn't realize how popular Gigi and all her girlfriends

were, though.

Now we have six boys instead of two.

- Well, that's great. - Yeah.

But, um, I think I'm going to have

to ask you to be a chaperone, if you catch my drift.

I'd love to.

What about Jamal?

Oh.

Uh, it'll all work out.

Few of the boys were calling him Martin Luther Mini-Me

for a while, but then Jimmy--

I mean, Cool J--

Threatened to go Freddy Kruger on 'em if they didn't stop.

He didn't.

He sure did.

The car gag again. I love that.

Kinda cute, don't you think so?

No!

Guys, sh!

Look who's coming!

Look!

Keep it slow!

Yeah, play it-- Play it cool, guys.

Just play it cool. Sh.

Hey, ladies.

Hey.

I just want to say that I think it's pretty cool that you

guys will be rocking with us.

You guys rage.

We think it's cool too.

All right.

We'll go split, but we'll check you

ladies out tomorrow at a gig.

Cool.

Excuse me, mister.

My mommy says you're a California hippie.

Cammy! I'm so sorry.

My mom did not say that.

Yes, she did.

And she said that people like you are no one to be associ--

Associated with.

Well, tell your mom that I said that you and your sister

are lucky to have your mom's beautiful looks.

Wow.

He is the bomb.

These assuring feelings caught off the new minds.

Playing the hidden reason behind them all the time.

Now, remember, out of respect for the American flag,

it should never, ever touch the ground.

Jamal, would you do the honors?

Oh, dear and gracious Lord, our god in heaven above.

Bro, pledge.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll get to that.

We praise you and thank you for this glorious gift of a morning

that you have bestowed upon us.

I pledge allegiance--

--to the flag of the United States of America,

and to the republic for which it stands,

one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty

and justice for all.

Amen.

Amen.

You rock, preach.

Preach is the man.

Yeah.

Preach is cool.

I agree, Preacher's the man!

OK, let's go to our festivities!

Ready, set!

Please!

Please!

Time!

Time!

We have a winner in the knot-tying contest, Jimmy

and Jamal!

Set, go!

That looks like a lot of fun.

Why don't you go and see if you can join them, honey?

I'm too old.

Oh, now, come on.

You don't know that unless you ask.

Ready, set!

Run, Chico!

Come on, buddy!

Come on, keep it going!

All right, keep going!

Thank god he's an athlete like his dad.

Oh, give me a break.

Last I checked, I was the heptathlete.

Hey, hey.

Remember, I played basketball since I was four years old.

There's a huge difference between playing

basketball and running track.

Don't hurt yourself.

Whatever.

You guys all right?

Did you guys collide?

You hit knees or something?

Right here.

Oh, gosh darn it.

Thanks for stopping.

No problem, brother.

Yeah.

Thanks, Preach.

Hey, word up.

I told you my man was slick.

You know what?

You're all winners in my book, 'cause you stopped

for your teammates, your scouting teammates,

your Adventure Scout teammates. I'm so proud of all you.

Let's give-- let's give 'em a hand, everyone.

Put some ice on those knees.

What do you say, guys?

Let's go, guys.

Let's go, guys.

Teamwork!

Way to go, bro!

Woo!

Yeah!

Woo!

Thank you for being the best friend I've ever had.

Mm.

This looks delicious.

Looks can be deceiving.

I, uh-- I did my mother's recipe to a T,

but it's the first time I've ever tried to make it.

This is great.

Thank god!

I really wish we could've spent more time with your mom.

Yeah.

Me too.

Really wish Jimmy could've had more time with his grandparents

too, you know.

I like it here, Allen.

I do.

I think Jimmy's starting to like it too.

I hope so.

I never thought you'd be able to convince

him to be a Boy Scout.

An Adventure Scout.

Right, right, right.

An Adventure Scout.

All he ever wanted to be was a motorcycle gang member.

Nothing else was ever cool enough, you know?

Does it bother you that he doesn't call you Dad?

No.

And I don't expect him to.

Well, I appreciate you being so patient with him.

I wish all the other dads would get involved the way that you

have with the scout troop.

I think it's more than a coincidence

that their annual fishing trip happens to be this weekend.

I don't know.

Doesn't matter.

We're going to have a great time anyways.

That's right.

To great times.

To great times.

Do you really like it?

I really like it.

These assuring feelings caught off the new minds.

Playing the hidden reason behind them all the time.

And how long do you wash your hands for?

I know.

As long as a birthday song.

Just keep washing them, OK?

So many germs.

Oh, I love you so much, baby.

Here's your allowance.

Mama, there's no stores where we're going.

I know, but there might be something somewhere.

Now, I want to look out for your sister, OK?

Mom, I can kick Billy's butt.

Well, it's better to be safe than sorry.

We appreciate your concern, Mom.

Thank you, baby.

Mom, I'm a little nervous about this whole camping trip.

Why?

Because I'm going to have to be stuck in a room with boys.

Don't tango.

You can take 'em.

--Tonight, and spray the bug spray around

the perimeter of the tent.

Oh, and keep the opening of the tent--

Towards the fire.

Mom, we know.

Three.

Testing.

One, two, three.

Momma, is that you?

I read you loud and clear!

Cute.

Not as cute as you, momma.

I love you.

These assuring feelings caught off the new minds.

Playing--

Yo, Rat.

What time is it?

I don't know, bro.

I just know it's late.

Wow.

What a boring place to live.

Boy, I could use a few brews myself,

because we know who's buying.

I could definitely go for a couple of kegs.

Well, you boys go inside and make yourselves comfortable.

I'm going to go take a look around.

I'll go with you.

What do you want me to do?

Well, Condo, do what you normally do.

Just remember who's on your side.

Is it my imagination, or are these guys getting

stupider as they get older?

No.

They are much stupider.

I place my mind in the realm of patience

and let it take me to better places.

I try no judgement of what's before me.

No one will suffer, no one will wonder.

The restoration without my--

Who do we have to kill to get a drink around here?

Sorry, fellas, uh, we--

We're closed.

Closed?

I don't think so, yo.

You still a little cleaning up to do, huh?

That's right.

But-- but I already closed the register.

Well, then I guess the beers are on the house, old man.

Get a beer. Get over there.

Beers are on me.

Yeah!

Oh, come on, guys.

I-- I got to go home.

Huh?

He said, go ahead.

We'll be back here when you get back.

Oh.

I'll-- I'll just let my wife know I'll be a little longer.

You tell her you'll be a lot longer.

If you don't mind.

Hello, sweetheart?

It's me.

I'm still down at the bar.

Sweetheart?

Yeah, honey, I know how late it is.

This ain't funny!

You woke me up!

It could be hours.

Couple out-of-towners just came in.

Tim, is that you?

You sure are quick, my love.

Uh-- I--

I-- I'll-- I'll be right there.

I'll see you soon.

I love you.

Hello?

Hello?

Must be a fat chick.

You got any eats?

I-- I have a freezer in the back.

Well, go get it.

all right.

Dude, stop!

I need another one because mine fell off.

I can see why you want her back.

She's a great cook.

I don't want her back, you idiot.

I want my son.

Son?

Did I stutter?

Come on.

Oh, that was attractive.

Oh. Oh.

Break it down, Grunt!

Oh, oh.

And when you ask me what I doing I tell you, de nada.

Looking at my man Rat like ..

Yo, chillin' with the beer good in my belly.

Anybody tell you look like just like Jim Kelly?

Psst.

Don't anybody move.

What the heck's going on?

You better ask yourself that question.

What's up with the outfit?

Wow!

That's right.

He said we're just played a little

innocent game of pool, viejito.

Innocent, my eye.

Untie him!

Ooh!

Is this the little lady barkeep?

I said, untie him.

You're all under arrest.

Oh, that little stunt is going to cost you boys a week

in jail.

Oh, I don't think so.

But son, you've done insulted an officer of the law!

Really?

Can I maybe see a badge?

I mean, you might be some sort of lunatic

that's going to rob us.

I-- I'm telling you, boy, I'm the sheriff of this town.

And-- and you done broke the law.

Oh!

Did you hear that?

We broke the law!

We broke the law.

We didn't do that.

Well, wh-- wh-- What-- what do--

What do you want with us?

Not a thing.

Well, why are you in Brenton?

I mean, nobody here got any money.

I'm looking for a kid.

You tell me where he's at, I'll let you go

back to your little girlfriend.

His name is Jimmy.

His mother's a schoolteacher.

Goes by the last name of Daniels.

Hello?

Ring a bell?

Hello?

'Sup, chief?

Thing's starting to look like a meteor.

I like 'em well done.

Well done?

That sucker's almost history.

Leave him alone.

He's just making sure it's dead.

Does anybody know what a meteor is?

A falling star.

It is not.

Yes, it is.

A falling sort and a meteor are the same thing.

They're a piece of matter that goes

through the Earth's atmosphere.

How do you know?

Because I learned it last week in Ms. Daniel's class.

Mother, I find it very unfair to ask a question that

is directly related to an unrelated aspect of our lives

which includes Gigi and yourself,

when truly, we should be concentrating on the answers

to the question of the basic principles of scouting,

which correlate specifically to success in general.

Ouch.

Man, that must have hurt.

I think he is having an out-of-body experience.

I think his brain exploded.

Bro, you were throwing down hard.

You're lucky you didn't get a face blister.

I didn't mean to spew my trip on you.

I just started wigging, and I went with it.

OK, honey.

You're just growing up.

I was totally uncool.

Tick, tock.

Tick, tock.

Doug, take Stork and Rat.

Check that out.

Let's roll.

And check every house.

Pull every distributor, kill every phone.

Like I said, I'm not going anywhere till I get the kid.

I-- I--

I don't know who you're talking about.

I-- I--

I-- I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know-- What are you doing?

Do you know what happens to you when you lie?

You get to spend time in your jail.

Time up.

Get him out of here.

Get a rope.

Yo, Grunt.

What's up with that?

I have an easy question.

Does anybody know the Outdoor Scouts Code?

Don't look at me.

I'm checking out.

Cammy!

As a happy American, I'll be happy.

I'll be the best to--

Do the best.

Do the best with my outdoors manners,

don't start fires, be considerate confederates

in the outdoors, and be conversation-minded.

That's right.

Conservation-minded!

I'll tell you what, everybody?

Why don't we go to bed early tonight--

No!

Please, please.

No-- I know.

I know. I know.

But I think we should get a good night's sleep.

We got a big day ahead of us.

We're going to go on a hike.

But what about the ghost stories?

So I'll tell you ghost stories tomorrow night, OK?

OK, everybody? All right.

Good night, everybody. Good night.

All right, guys.

Come on, let's go to sleep.

Come on, you guys!

OK, let's get a good night's rest tonight.

Mama, come in.

This is the D-Man.

Can you hear me?

Oops.

Is Dougie's mommy in here?

Maybe she's asleep.

Tuh!

No way.

She said if I ain't call her, she'd tear my hide.

Where is Doug's mommy?

Darn it.

I told her these darn things didn't work.

Well, now, you look like Doug's mommy.

Step outside.

Mama, I can't hear you.

But if you can hear me, tap the receiver.

Where are they?

How do I know you won't hurt them?

Don't tell him, Sally!

Shut up, you old geezer!

You tell me where they is, I'll let everybody go.

Let me talk to him.

Please.

Everybody don't say a word.

Mama, if you're still there, talk louder.

Hi, Douglas.

Mama!

What's going on?

I've been trying to get a hold of ya.

Yeah.

I think something's wrong with my walkie-talkie.

You having fun?

Yeah.

Me and Tico put up the tent ourselves.

Then we roasted marshmallows.

Yeah, that's great, honey.

I'm just going to have to tell your daddy

what he missed out on, huh?

Huh?

Oh, I said that's great, Douglas.

Yeah.

Now listen here, y'all catch some of that fish

and just bring it home for me and your daddy to enjoy,

you hear me?

I'm going to see you on Monday, honey, all right?

I love-- oh.

What's wrong?

My mama hates them scum-sucking barn dwellers.

Something must be wrong.

Better tell Allen.

Doug and Tico said something's going on in town.

I'm going to go check it out.

OK.

Be safe, OK?

OK.

OK.

Bye.

Bye.

Good morning.

Morning, girls.

How you doing?

You're up early.

Yeah.

Do you want us to start a fire?

Um, no.

You know what?

We're going to get everybody together

and we're going to go back to town,

so get-- get your, uh, shoes and your outfits, and go

back to town, OK?

And I'm going to get everybody else up.

Bobo.

I found him sneaking up on us.

Hey, Bobo, that's the dude in them

pictures at your old lady's house.

Tie him up.

Get him in the house.

Can we beat up on him a little bit?

Condo, don't you know anything about fishing, buddy?

Live bait works better.

When did you get out?

Out?

I know all about you, Bobo.

Mm.

Well, I guess that makes us even.

"He's not cool like us.

He's never even been on a bike.

Yo, Pops, this bonehead doesn't even know he's a drip.

He thinks he knows everything.

The other day, he tried to tell me about chicks.

Boy, did I blow his trip."

You're having fun.

Oh, I haven't even started having fun.

Where is he?

Why?

Why?

He needs me.

It must be hard to be a father to someone

who's already got one.

Oh, yeah.

The great outdoors.

You got to love it. Hey, Grunt?

Yo, Bobo, what do you say, uh, we go play some cards?

Do I look like I'm here for a good time?

Well, we are.

Yo, yo.

What do you need, dude?

Some cold drinks and a box of disposable diapers.

Get out.

Town's closed, man.

The whole-- whole town's closed?

What are you, deaf? Split, man.

- Yo, Grunt, come on. - No-- no problem.

Out of here.

What's going on?

I don't know.

I'm going to find out.

I'll go with you.

No!

Sorry.

Listen, I want all of you to stay out of sight,

and don't make a move until I get back.

Understood?

Boo!

I gotcha!

You jerk!

You about gave me a heart attack.

Well, now, what are ex-boyfriends for?

They're not for me.

What are you doing here?

You know, you used to love surprises.

Yeah, still do.

But from my husband.

Where is he?

The nerd?

Where is he?

You know, honey, you're not really supposed to point

toiletries in people's face.

I'll make you a deal.

You give me my kid, I'll give you the pansy husband back.

This is crazy.

I feel like I've died and going to heaven.

You are dead.

Brain dead.

Where'd you get that?

I figured this come from your ex-old lady's crib, brother!

You didn't see anything?

Bro, you got to be kidding me.

This is like a freaking twilight zone!

Except for the eats.

No, no, no, stop.

Stop.

Stop it now, OK?

Shut up!

Listen to me.

Those kids are out there right now, and I want them found.

Now, you two, you go that way about a mile, you swing around,

we'll flush 'em out.

You two do the same this way.

Now let's go.

I want them found by dark.

Numbskulls!

I place my mind in the realm of patience

and let it take me to better places.

'Sup?

I think one of them saw me.

Man, they got everybody locked up in the jail.

And the phones are out!

Everybody?

I saw some guy yelling at your mama.

What?

Let me go!

No, Jimmy!

They'll find us.

Darn it, Jimmy.

You crazy?

Nothing you would do.

Guys, listen up.

He's right.

Gurney's 17 miles from here.

So wet.

What are we doing out here, man?

This is terrible.

Hey, you see that?

See what?

Man, keep your eyes peeled, man.

You heard what Bobo said.

I'm hungry.

Yeah, well, the sooner we find these kids, the sooner you

can feed your face.

Why don't we split up so it won't take so long?

Cool.

All right, let's go.

Doink, doink, doink.

Oh, settle down, geek, or I'm going

to throw you in the closet.

Wh-- How in the world did you end up with this bozo?

You see, if you had waited for me,

the boys wouldn't be out there looking for our son now,

would they?

You let this cupcake turn you into a yuppie.

Jimmy, um, our son wrote me and told me that you moved out

to this hole in the wall because Mr. Wonderful over there

couldn't handle it in the big city.

Jimmy needs a real man as a father,

not some Okie from Muskogee that's light in the loafers.

Hey, why don't-- why don't we get back together?

It's like a harp seal.

We're on our own.

Oh, man.

Ugh, darn it, Rat.

Don't you know better than to sneak up on me like that?

Damn, Rat!

I thought you were one of those kids.

Rat.

Darn it, Rat.

Don't you know better--

Please!

Please don't hit me, daddy!

Please don't hit me, daddy.

Don't hit me.

Rat. Rat.

Rat. I'm not your daddy.

- Oh. - Come on.

Let's go.

We got to get going, man.

Man, what you doing?

You almost killed me, knucklehead!

- Hey, hey. - Hey.

Where the hooks are at, man?

No.

Where's Psycho?

I don't know, man.

Which way do we go?

Which way do we go?

I don't know, man.

I'm seeing two of yous, man!

Man, come on.

Shake it off, bro.

Shake it off.

Excuse me.

Excuse me!

Hey, stupid!

Huh?

What do you want?

Could you please be a gentleman

and fetch us something to drink?

Who said I was a gentleman?

Take me to your leader!

Sit down!

I ain't getting you nothing.

I'm just keeping an eye on yous.

Hippies are all alike.

Lazy, good-for-nothing pains in my glutemus maximus!

Yeah!

Come back here!

Bombs away, donkey breath!

Dude, that was awesome.

One down, ten to go.

Give me a hand.

There's nothing else to eat here.

I'm going to the store.

You want anything?

Why, yes, Mad Dog, I do.

Could you pick me up a-- a case of beer,

and, hey, throw in some chocolate chip cookies.

Whatever.

Come on, you freak!

My little sister's faster than you!

I can't breathe.

I'm going to get you!

I can't breathe.

I can't-- I'm going to get you!

I'm going to get you!

Who is it?

Dog!

Getting tired of this freaking baloney, dog man.

Want to go play some pool?

Yeah, but what about--

Forget Bobo.

He's off on his own trip.

Just lock the darn place up.

Ain't nobody going nowhere.

Yeah.

Right.

Hey!

Uh-uh-uh.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

We've got over 2,000 bees in our collection.

And it would only take one quick movement or shake

and you two nappy-headed, beer-sucking, stanky-smelling

greasy hogs would be looking like the bloated baboons

that you are.

What he's trying to say is, get in the freezer.

All I have to do is shake this.

Biology just became my favorite subject.

I don't know, Bill.

You seem to have a big flair with communication.

Ooh, we made it.

Yeah, no thanks to you, though, Karate Kid.

Where you two been?

Been looking for those idiots, man.

Yeah.

And the kids.

I was talking about the kids, estupido.

So?

So we didn't find them, man.

The idiots or the kids?

So what are you two still doing here?

Yo, bro, man. I'm tired.

I'm really tired.

Bobo, we're thirsty.

I'm tired.

I'm thirsty.

Get out there and find them, and don't come back till you do.

Or I'm sending you back with your girlfriends

in the West Coast.

Go!

Fine.

We're going to crush those little twerps.

Man, I'm going to pop me one of them punks.

I'm tired of this!

Come back here!

Come back here.

Come over here.

Don't let me get in there.

Don't make me come in and get you.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here, you.

Get over here.

Come back here.

Don't make me come in there.

Come on in!

Come on in, the water's fine.

You're going to make me come in there.

All right.

I'm coming.

Hey, you're no biker!

You're a biker wannabe!

Who's the one trapped?

We got him!

Another one.

!

All right, listen, listen.

Stop-- stop playing around, all right?

All right.

Now, Bobo told Stork to tell me to tell you, go

around back and chase them out.

Yes, yeah. All right.

You can go that way.

No, you go that way, I'll go this way.

Just do it. Yeah.

All right.

Get over here, Grunt!

We're going to get ya!

We're going to get ya!

You!

Come here!

Come here!

Come here, you!

You can't get me!

Help!

Yeah, sure.

I'll help you, little boy.

Too bad you ain't got nine lives.

- I'm not with those guys. - Yeah, right.

And I'm Santa Claus.

Help!

Help!

Calling all bad guys!

Calling all bad guys!

There's a book fair at the library tonight.

You're swimming in the waters of Piranha now!

I'm going to bite you on your ankles.

Tear flesh off your skin.

And I'm on probation for late books!

Ho-ho-ho.

Hey, fish sticks.

Over here!

Warmer.

You're getting warmer, Shark ..

Just keep swimming.

You dopey guys need to learn how to read.

Any particular subject, Teach?

How about girls in love.

No.

But how about the writing on the wall?

Come here, you little punk!

Hasta la vista, baby!

Faster, faster, faster!

That wasn't even funny.

That's right.

You ain't going to know anytime soon.

You're not even Scouts!

'Cause we're Adventure Scouts.

Duh.

You're just .

You can't forget the Girl Scout cookies.

Girl Scout cookies?

Who's going to pay for that?

Keep walking, you're almost there!

Faster, faster!

Look out!

Looks like Santa Claus can't fly without his reindeer.

Yes!

Run for your life!

Come here!

Santa Claus got a present for you, fat boy!

Just wait till I get my hands on you!

Going to get you!

Twerp!

Had enough of this!

Ooh.

Huh.

Playing games, I see.

Come on!

Oh!

Let go of me!

That was awesome, man.

.

Well.

Looks like he came to the library for an education.

Well, my mommy always says, knowledge is powder.

Play ball!

- Batter's up! - Nice one.

Ooh, beautiful pitch!

It nails the hitter in the back!

him out and take his bat!

- What are you doing? - New rules!

Hey! Ow!

OK, I give up!

Bye-bye, tubby!

Strike the boy!

Nice hit!

Yeah, nice!

You're going down!

Darn it, you little pukes!

You should've thought about that before the game started!

Listen, I'm going to get you, you little twerps!

Batter's out!

Yeah!

You OK, Bigfoot?

Ew, he stinks.

Mom!

Gigi, are you all right?

Yes!

Mom!

Mom! Come here!

Come here!

JD.

What's really going on?

We took down all the gang members.

Your father too?

My father?

JD, it's your daddy's motorcycle

gang y'all took down.

Let's go.

Come on.

Want to .

Pop, it's me.

Jimmy.

Can we talk?

So, you're my son.

Yeah.

I got your letters.

Every one of them.

I'm glad.

I'm sorry the way this all turned out, Jimmy.

It's just that I had no choice.

So what do you say?

What do you say we get on my bike, get to know each other?

No, Sheriff, don't let him take him out of here!

You shut up!

You shut up, Mr. Boy Scout leader.

You have nothing to say about this.

Bobby!

You too, Katie!

You shut up!

It's between me and my son.

Isn't that right, Jimmy?

Yes, sir.

OK, OK.

Let's-- let's leave these hicks to their boring lives!

And we'll get on my bike, and we'll go for a ride

like we rode about.

Hang out.

Will you let him go?

Sure.

Sure, just soon as we get in the clear.

I mean now.

You see, my place is with my mom, and my dad, and--

That's me.

That's me. I'm your dad.

You belong to me!

No, sir.

I don't.

He's been there for me the whole time

you were in prison, like a dad should.

It's not you, though.

It's me.

I would rather be with them.

Jimmy.

Jimmy.

You don't know what you're saying, OK?

You're a little confused right now

because of all that's happened.

It's understandable.

But it will pass.

It will pass, believe me.

You'll see.

No, sir.

It won't.

I like it here.

I love my folks, and they love me.

Please, let him go and you'll leave

here without getting hurt.

And exactly who is this that's going to hurt me?

Well, OK!

I'll let him go.

But after I get out of town, that's final.

I don't trust you.

You don't trust me?

Why you little-- you're just like your mother.

Thank you, sir.

I promise that if you let my dad go, you won't get hurt,

and you'll walk out of here.

And why should I trust you?

You have my word.

Scout's honor.

I can't believe we're getting beat by a bunch of Boy Scouts!

Yes, sir.

Six Boy Scouts, seven female explorers, and one brownie.

We call ourselves the Adventure Scouts.

You should be proud.

Of what?

That your son turned out so good.

Ow, my head!

Anybody know how to untie a hitch knot?

Yeah!

These assuring feelings caught off the new minds.

Playing the hidden reason behind them all the time.

To reach their own design.