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[dramatic music plays]
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[bellows]
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-So anyway,
she blocks my number.
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She got a haircut, which...
okay.
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I don't know. I feel like
she's taking this breakup thing
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a little too far.
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Did I fuck up?
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[coughs] Nah dude, she's crazy.
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-Yeah. You're goddamn right.
-Yeah.
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-Let's go kill that deer.
-Oh, yeah.
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-That will show her.
-Chicks love dead deer.
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Yeah, they do, but also, like,
she never showed up
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to any of my water polo matches.
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That's not love.
That's just disrespectful.
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I mean, how can she respect you
if you don't...
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respect yourself.
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What the fuck
are you talking about?
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Nothing. It was stupid.
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I'm awesome.
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[chuckles] Oh yeah.
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-I respect myself.
-Yeah, um...
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I'm gonna go--
I'm gonna go piss. I'll be...
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[heavy breathing]
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Fuck.
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[unzips]
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[urinates]
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This is good.
Nothing bad going down here.
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Just a boy taking his piss.
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-[growls]
-Huh?
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Hey, Victoria.
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Oh, this? Just a deer.
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I shot it.
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With a gun.
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[intense music plays]
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[pants]
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[roars]
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[screams]
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-Keenan?
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[suspenseful music plays]
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Victoria. [cocks gun]
Found your deer.
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[birds crow]
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Hello.
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Weird guy staring at me.
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Yo, you good?
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Are you lost old man?
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You make a wrong turn
on the way to Cracker Barrel?
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[growls]
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Yo, you good? Oh, shit.
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Motherfuckin' gun!
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[gun rattles]
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I'm on the water polo team,
motherfucker!
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Keenan!
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[screams]
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[roars]
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[spooky music plays]
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NARRATOR:
Charles Darwin once said,
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friendships are the best
measure of a man's worth.
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A nice sentiment, right?
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Well, maybe
for a different story.
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This tale, however,
is far sillier than the likes
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of Charles Darwin.
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No, our story follows a group
of rather goofy young men
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on a graduation trip
in the Colorado wilderness,
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and how a bit of bad blood
got between them.
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So sit back, relax,
and see just what these men
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are worth.
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Yeehaw!
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[mellow music plays]
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Ben: All right, run me
through this dream again.
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Dylan: So it was your run
of the mill naked
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in class dream.
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And I'm up next
to give a presentation
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-On?
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-The decline
of the middle class,
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-Paper straws
and... British people?
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Weird.
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And you said you were pregnant?
-Yeah.
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Yeah. I woke up
to this horrible noise--
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[engine revs]
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Like that?
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Yeah, I think
it's getting worse.
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Christian: Piece of shit, dude.
Yeah. Will, how are we doing?
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Uh, yeah. No, man. We're good.
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Christian, you're good up there,
right? You're juicing it,
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like I said?
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You keep saying that.
You keep saying
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fucking juice it.
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What am I juicing exactly?
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-The engine. Just like bop it.
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Am I juicing it or bopping it?
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Those are separate things.
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Dude, I think you're feeling
kind of aggro right now,
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and I'm not really having it.
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You know, we're both
doing our part here.
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I'm trying my best.
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This is your car,
why am I? Fine.
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I'll bop it, all right?
I'll bop it.
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[pop music plays]
[clank]
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Did it work?
[hisses]
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What do you think?
-[laughs]
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-Hey, yo, you're juiced.
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-Uh, homies? Not to be whatever,
but Max and Bryan
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totally slept in.
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Called them, like, six times,
getting nothing.
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Dylan: Ruh-roh. Did you try
checking their location?
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-Sure.
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Love the Pig-pen cosplay.
-Hilarious.
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Are you gonna help or just
keep writing your dream journal?
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Someone woke up
on the wrong side
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of the middle seat.
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-Bit cranky, are we?
-Shut up...
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Neck pillow.
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-Maxi? Dude, where are you guys?
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We're like two hours
outside the cabin.
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[on phone] Wait the cabin,
wait, what time is it?
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Told ya.
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Oh shit, Bryan, we gotta go!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit.
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Well, they'll probably be here
by the time we fix this.
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-If we fix it.
-Will. I mean, can't you call
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Triple A?
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-No, they blocked me ages ago.
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-You got blocked by Triple A?
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That's kind of tight.
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-Oh my God.
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First the car breaks down,
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then Max and Bryan sleep in.
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I just want to have
a nice little cabin adventure
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with the homies.
Is that too much to ask for?
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Christian? My brother in Christ.
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Just trust the process.
-What process?
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Juicing it?
[can rattles]
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[engine rumbles]
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Juice. The juice!
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Yeee.
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[slam]
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All right, homies,
here's the plan.
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[fizz]
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Bryan and Max are on their own,
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but if we power on
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while the car is still juiced,
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we might actually make it
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before lunch.
What do you say?
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-Right after I smoke.
-Whoo!
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Wait for me.
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Typical.
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It's a miracle
they let us graduate.
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Yeah,
400,000 fucking dollars later.
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Yeah. Seriously.
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Speaking of college, dude,
I never got to say it,
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but congrats on NYU.
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Grad school! Are you excited?
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Yeah. Thanks, man.
I'm, uh, I'm stoked.
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It'll be fun.
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It seems like Dylan
took the news well.
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Yeah. No. Yeah, it's tough,
but like you said,
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he took it well.
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Right. It's just good
that you told him
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before the trip.
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Now we can just sit back,
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relax and rage, baby. Ha ha!
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Yeah. No,
it'll be a nice send off.
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[mellow music plays]
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Shotgun.
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This is gonna be
the best trip ever.
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Will: Oh, Christian,
is it that one?
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Christian: No.
Matt: Guys, please.
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this is important.
Will: It's that one, right?
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Christian: No.
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-Christian, is it that one?
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-No.
Ben: Is it the one
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made out of wood?
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Matt: Guys, can I get back
to what I was saying?
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All: No!
-But here's the magic,
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is that when you get ten
of your friends to buy in,
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you essentially get all
the supplements for free.
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Dylan: That's a pyramid scheme.
You're in a pyramid scheme.
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-You just keep selling
from the top to the bottom
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like a pyramid.
- No.
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-Yeah.
-No, no. You get--
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-That's what it is.
-Definitely no.
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-That is the shape
of a pyramid.
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Actually.
-It's foolproof.
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-We can make so much money.
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Fuck, can you pass me
that water bottle?
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I really gotta piss.
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Christian: Matt,
we are literally here.
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-And?
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Christian,
where's the bathroom?
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Down the hall, to the right.
Just be careful.
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-Matt, you've got
to get that checked out.
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I gave you my doctor's number.
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Ben: Yeah, you take
that many supplements,
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that's that's on you.
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Well, boys.
Welcome to Paradise Ranch.
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Christian, you were not kidding.
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This is a... this is a cabin.
-Right?
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The craftsmanship
on these timber frames
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is amazing.
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Christian: Anyone see a...
old piece of paper anywhere
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that says, house rules on it.
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Yeah. Is it just one
that says house rules?
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What are you doing? Stop!
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It's been in my family
for 75 fucking years, you idiot!
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God damn it!
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-I just wanted to make origami.
-Hey, no more rules.
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Yeah, no more rules.
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Don't run with that. Don't--
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No, that's not what I meant.
It was a joke.
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That's a lost cause.
-Feast your eyes.
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The Tooley Valley.
It's only 15 minutes away
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from here.
-Well. Let's go.
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You think the guys will be down?
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Ah, who needs them?
Let's you and me go.
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Let's do it.
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Will: Hey, Ben.
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I'm gonna go
find a walking stick.
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Can you grab me one?
-Yeah.
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Thanks. What's up?
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Will?
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Will?
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William?
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[door creaks]
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-Make sure you light up.
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[suspenseful drone]
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[door creaks]
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Huh, really thought
you would have been in here.
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[laughs]
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You happy?
-I got you.
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-Yeah, you got me.
-Yeah.
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Happy for you, man.
-[laughs]
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Will's high.
That's no surprise.
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[door creaks]
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[phone beeps]
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What's up Wicker Man?
There's a lot of sticks.
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Yeah.
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I don't know if any of these
are quite right, though.
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Not horrible.
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-It's about the man
behind the stick.
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-Beautifully put.
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You guys think if I, like,
ironed it it would be okay?
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Like it's not noticeable, right?
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-If you don't mind
it being singed.
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What's up with the service,
by the way?
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Oh, yeah. That is not existent
up here.
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By the way, you two are going
to be in the back cabin...
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-Hm, not bad.
-...with Matt.
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Dylan: Oh, no...
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You see me standing over you,
do not look me in the eyes.
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I will wake up.
It will not be good.
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Nice.
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I'm gonna kill you.
-I'm sorry.
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Well at least he already pooped.
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It's the first of many.
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Matt: Sometimes they get violent
too. I call them trauma dumps.
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Ben: Gross.
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Dylan: Oh, retro.
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00:12:43,695 --> 00:12:45,364
Oh, yeah. Kind of Lincoln Loggy.
260
00:12:45,497 --> 00:12:46,365
I call big bed.
261
00:12:47,832 --> 00:12:49,234
[squeaks]
262
00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,103
Mm, it smells like Christian.
263
00:12:51,236 --> 00:12:52,604
-I wanted the big bed.
264
00:12:53,138 --> 00:12:56,842
-Want top bunk as consolation?
-Do I?
265
00:12:57,776 --> 00:12:58,911
[creepy echoed laughter]
266
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,614
The top bunk has natural light,
but, but the spiders.
267
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,082
I could fall off. But--
268
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,919
But if I take the bottom,
it might collapse on me.
269
00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,820
And it's kind of dark at night,
but, like,
270
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:11,924
it's like a little cave.
It's kind of cozy. Oh, God.
271
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:13,759
Ah nah, nah,
you can have it.
272
00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:14,860
Okay.
273
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:20,032
Oh, what do we have here?
Hello, beautiful.
274
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,400
Oh, shit.
This is an old Remington.
275
00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:23,468
This is sick.
276
00:13:24,002 --> 00:13:25,170
Dude, we should ask Christian
about this.
277
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:28,274
-Just don't show Matt.
-Good call.
278
00:13:29,507 --> 00:13:30,842
Mm, big bed.
279
00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:32,744
Ben: You know, the Tooley Valley
probably looks pretty
280
00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:34,279
at sunrise.
281
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,181
Was thinking maybe we could go
tomorrow morning.
282
00:13:36,314 --> 00:13:37,249
Yeah I was thinking we could,
like, take a picture and hang it
283
00:13:37,382 --> 00:13:38,250
in the room when we move in.
284
00:13:38,650 --> 00:13:40,185
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice.
285
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,587
[somber music plays]
286
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,357
Dylan, I was hoping
we could talk, actually.
287
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:46,959
Christian: Hey, guys.
288
00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:51,796
[door creaks]
Bella's here.
289
00:13:51,930 --> 00:13:54,099
Oh, here's the entertainment.
290
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:56,368
Hello.
291
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,438
Going buckwild down here
at Vinny's Venison.
292
00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:02,608
We got deer so good,
it'll make you go crazy.
293
00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:06,312
Look, Ben, I'm a wendigo.
I'm gonna eat your face.
294
00:14:07,912 --> 00:14:09,448
Anyone? Wendigo?
295
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:10,816
[jolly music plays]
296
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:13,919
Christian: Will, can you turn
that off, please?
297
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,688
Okay, guys, come over here.
298
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,490
Feast your eyes.
299
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:19,925
Wow.
300
00:14:20,058 --> 00:14:22,027
Ben: This is--
Matt: Incredible.
301
00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,830
-I was gonna say a lot.
How much do we owe you?
302
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,865
Ah, it's my father's stash,
so...
303
00:14:26,998 --> 00:14:28,166
his family doesn't come
till spring.
304
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,435
-Nice.
-Bunch of friends drinking
305
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,471
in the woods?
I can get behind that.
306
00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:33,606
That's the spirit, homie.
307
00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,040
-I'm way too high.
-Okay.
308
00:14:35,173 --> 00:14:39,211
-To a week of trees,
trees and more trees.
309
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:41,980
Our first annual
Colorado adventure.
310
00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:44,049
And to the new house.
311
00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:50,221
[vomits]
312
00:14:50,355 --> 00:14:52,124
I didn't want to drink that.
It was kind of gross.
313
00:14:52,257 --> 00:14:53,525
-Oh, really?
314
00:14:53,658 --> 00:14:55,060
I don't know why.
I tasted dust in mine.
315
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:56,629
[cymbal clangs]
316
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,370
[dance music plays]
317
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:33,298
River feet, river feet,
river feet.
318
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,833
River river river feet.
319
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:36,368
River feet, river feet,
river river river feet.
320
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,535
Oh fuck that.
321
00:15:37,669 --> 00:15:38,870
Fuck no.
322
00:15:39,404 --> 00:15:41,773
Come on, guys,
we gotta do river balls next.
323
00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,442
[dance music continues]
324
00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,625
[growls]
325
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:15,174
[suspenseful music plays]
326
00:16:32,824 --> 00:16:34,226
[growls]
327
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,264
You're not gonna eat me,
are you?
328
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:43,302
Oh shit,
you're totally gonna eat me! Ah!
329
00:16:44,469 --> 00:16:46,472
[screams]
330
00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:52,343
[pages flicker]
331
00:16:52,477 --> 00:16:54,313
[chilled music plays]
332
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,150
[hiss]
333
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,388
What are you looking at?
334
00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:05,057
The engine.
335
00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:09,428
[sizzles]
336
00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:11,830
Is that good?
337
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,767
I don't know, man. I guess so.
338
00:17:17,635 --> 00:17:18,570
Sweet.
339
00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:22,207
-So you know how NYU
has a really good grad program
340
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:23,341
for writers?
341
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,043
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Didn't--
342
00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:27,178
Didn't Claire Edwards go there?
343
00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:28,313
She did, yeah.
344
00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:31,282
Uh, I talked to her recently,
actually.
345
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:36,388
-Oh.
-No. No, not like that.
346
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:39,625
No, I texted her because I,
I applied.
347
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,059
Oh, really? Oh, dude.
348
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,428
That's awesome.
Have you heard back yet?
349
00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:45,731
I have, yeah. Um...
350
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,366
I got in.
351
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,602
[somber music plays]
352
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,939
Oh, New York, that's pretty far.
353
00:17:54,072 --> 00:17:55,741
When do you start?
354
00:17:55,874 --> 00:17:56,809
Two weeks.
355
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:58,476
What?
356
00:17:59,444 --> 00:18:01,112
I leave for New York
in two weeks.
357
00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:06,185
Oh. What about the house?
358
00:18:07,785 --> 00:18:11,457
No, I mean, I am going to come
and help you guys move in and...
359
00:18:12,156 --> 00:18:13,492
Say goodbye.
360
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,797
But hey, you'll still have Matt.
361
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,803
I mean, dude,
why didn't you tell--
362
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:26,872
[gunshot]
363
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:30,742
Boys, we're going hunting.
364
00:18:34,178 --> 00:18:35,514
[bird crows]
[splat]
365
00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,750
The fuck? Y'all good or what?
366
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:40,886
[swing music plays]
367
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:47,626
Max: I spy with my little eye,
368
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:49,394
something green.
369
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:50,962
-Is it that tree?
-Yep.
370
00:18:51,095 --> 00:18:52,363
Yeah, it was the tree. Okay.
371
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:55,266
I spy with my little eye.
372
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,367
[party horn honk]
373
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,203
I spy something yellow.
374
00:18:58,336 --> 00:18:59,638
-Lane divider?
-Yes.
375
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,506
Um, okay.
376
00:19:01,639 --> 00:19:04,710
I spy something dark green.
377
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:06,111
Okay, Max,
let's play another game.
378
00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:07,112
Yeah, sorry.
379
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:10,348
-How about we play 20 questions.
-Oh, okay. Okay.
380
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,951
Um... Is it a person?
-Kind of.
381
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,520
It's for a person.
-Oh, okay.
382
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,456
-It's a gathering.
-A gathering?
383
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:18,823
Oh, like an event?
-Yes.
384
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,158
Just like an event. Yes.
385
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,226
Are there a lot of people
at the event?
386
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,295
-Just the homies.
-Oh okay.
387
00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:26,665
It's an event
with just the homies.
388
00:19:26,798 --> 00:19:27,866
For one person.
389
00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:31,068
Yes. And only that one person
will be very, very happy.
390
00:19:31,202 --> 00:19:32,470
Oh, we love a happy homie.
391
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:35,641
-Oh, the happiest of homies.
-Okay.
392
00:19:36,941 --> 00:19:38,210
[squeals]
393
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,713
Is it the fucking orgy, dude?
Come on, we're not doing that.
394
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:42,514
It's not the orgy.
395
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,584
You always bring it up
every time we get high
396
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,753
or something, like you're gonna
trick us into it.
397
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:49,054
It's fucked up, honestly.
398
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,822
Okay, for the record,
I never said I wanted
399
00:19:50,955 --> 00:19:51,990
to have an orgy.
400
00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,325
I just thought
it would be interesting to see
401
00:19:53,759 --> 00:19:54,893
how it changed
our group dynamic.
402
00:19:55,026 --> 00:19:55,961
Oh, my God, it's always some
403
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,629
goddamn philosophy with you.
404
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:58,362
What do you mean?
405
00:19:58,496 --> 00:19:59,464
I asked you this morning
406
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:00,765
if you could drive for, like,
407
00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:02,800
two hours
because I'm so deadly tired.
408
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:05,337
And you said, Well, actually,
I think it'd be interesting
409
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:06,904
to see how
the sleep deprivation
410
00:20:07,038 --> 00:20:08,206
plays out on the road.
411
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,574
Well does it not
pique your curiosity?
412
00:20:09,707 --> 00:20:13,177
I am so tired, I cannot see.
413
00:20:13,311 --> 00:20:15,514
Ah!
[tires squeal]
414
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:19,618
I gotta burp.
415
00:20:20,418 --> 00:20:21,553
Okay.
416
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:23,888
[burps]
417
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:25,958
[swing music continues]
418
00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,460
[birds crow]
419
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:31,797
Christian: And that's
around the time my dad
420
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,532
started hanging out
with his new family.
421
00:20:33,665 --> 00:20:35,867
Ben: Dude, are you okay?
Do you need to talk?
422
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,569
-Yeah, probably.
423
00:20:37,702 --> 00:20:40,472
Will: So are your neighbors
like, chillers or what?
424
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:43,775
-It's off season,
so no one's around for miles.
425
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:46,011
Besides some groundskeeper
my dad hired.
426
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,315
What about that guy?
427
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:54,052
[suspenseful drone]
-Great. He's Blair Witching.
428
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,855
Hello? Mr. Willoughby?
429
00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:58,189
Is he okay?
430
00:20:58,923 --> 00:21:01,626
-Hey, sir. It's--
it's good to see you.
431
00:21:01,759 --> 00:21:03,595
Did my dad say I was coming?
432
00:21:04,629 --> 00:21:06,098
Definitely salvia.
433
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:09,000
Christian: What the fuck?
434
00:21:09,133 --> 00:21:11,370
-Guess my dad isn't paying him
either.
435
00:21:14,272 --> 00:21:15,540
[growls]
436
00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:19,878
[gun cocks]
437
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,814
Well, I guess
we're turning back.
438
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,484
Nope. We're going hunting.
439
00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:27,685
I'm in.
440
00:21:28,152 --> 00:21:31,389
It says no trespassing,
like, a thousand times.
441
00:21:31,522 --> 00:21:33,258
This just seems
a little sketchy.
442
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,961
I'll let you hold the gun,
Matt.
443
00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:37,596
I'm in.
444
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,133
[kisses]
445
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,669
Christian: Yo, less thinky,
more killy.
446
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,037
Let's do this thing.
447
00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:48,507
Uh, yeah, whatever. Let's go.
448
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,376
[unsettling music plays]
449
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,318
-Watch where you guys
are walking, by the way.
450
00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:02,386
Snakes, land mines.
451
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,789
Matt: Wait, what?
452
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,859
[mimics gunshot]
Matt: You're dead.
453
00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:11,229
Christian: Dude. What the fuck?
-[laughs] Pew, you're dead.
454
00:22:11,362 --> 00:22:14,632
-Jesus, Matt, stop.
You're acting like a psychopath.
455
00:22:14,999 --> 00:22:17,668
-Nah, I'm on that Red Dead Two
shit.
456
00:22:17,802 --> 00:22:19,604
Dylan: Hey, Christian.
Christian: Yeah?
457
00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:21,740
Did you know Ben wasn't moving
in with us?
458
00:22:21,873 --> 00:22:25,710
Um... is that a bird?
Look at that bird over there.
459
00:22:25,843 --> 00:22:27,979
That's weird.
-Christian.
460
00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:29,080
Yeah, we knew.
461
00:22:29,647 --> 00:22:30,882
Did everyone know?
462
00:22:32,316 --> 00:22:33,518
I don't know, man.
463
00:22:34,285 --> 00:22:35,286
Yeah, we just...
464
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,388
we didn't want to tell you
because, you know,
465
00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:38,422
you guys are, like,
best friends.
466
00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:40,659
Seems like he
should have told you.
467
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:41,560
Yeah.
468
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:43,562
Ben: Hey, guys.
469
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:46,397
Yo, guys! Come here.
470
00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:47,599
Oh!
471
00:22:51,336 --> 00:22:52,637
They're dinner.
472
00:22:53,738 --> 00:22:55,607
Do we have to do this?
473
00:22:58,075 --> 00:23:03,982
Matt: All right, deer,
say hello to your deer god.
474
00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:07,752
[suspenseful drone]
475
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,454
[growls]
476
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:12,257
[gunshot]
477
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:13,391
Fuck!
478
00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:15,426
God damn it, Matt, you missed.
479
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,628
No, he didn't.
480
00:23:18,062 --> 00:23:19,530
Oh.
481
00:23:19,663 --> 00:23:21,500
[deer whines]
482
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:24,869
Oh my God! Oh. Matt!
483
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:26,771
Damn it, I told you east,
not west.
484
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,474
I shot it east!
-[Inaudible] fucking head, Matt!
485
00:23:29,607 --> 00:23:31,275
Really Christian?
You think I can't see it?
486
00:23:31,409 --> 00:23:32,677
Just kill it, okay?
487
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,279
Kill it. Just shoot it.
488
00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,681
[deer whines]
489
00:23:38,182 --> 00:23:40,051
Ah!
[gunshot]
490
00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:42,253
-You missed again.
-I don't know!
491
00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,422
Give me the gun,
give me the gun.
492
00:23:44,555 --> 00:23:46,558
[deer squeals]
493
00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:48,626
[gunshot]
[pages flicker]
494
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,495
[mysterious music plays]
495
00:23:53,464 --> 00:23:55,299
Dylan: Just give me the gun.
496
00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:56,367
Will: Why?
497
00:23:56,501 --> 00:23:57,636
-You're high, Will.
498
00:23:57,769 --> 00:23:58,736
-Hi, Dylan.
499
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,071
-Why is this loaded?
500
00:24:00,471 --> 00:24:02,073
Christian: Wait one second.
Wait, give me a second.
501
00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:04,009
Oh. Oh, God.
502
00:24:04,142 --> 00:24:06,444
It's all the bugs on me.
All the bugs on me.
503
00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:07,779
Oh my God.
504
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:12,750
[suspenseful drone]
505
00:24:13,417 --> 00:24:16,221
Matt: So you're saying he sees
in the body with creel?
506
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,856
Will: Yeah. Cannibals, man.
507
00:24:17,989 --> 00:24:19,857
Christian: Honestly,
sounds tasty.
508
00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:21,760
-I think I'd be the tastiest.
509
00:24:21,893 --> 00:24:25,230
You are incorrect.
I eat the most beets.
510
00:24:25,363 --> 00:24:26,665
Therefore, I am the tastiest.
511
00:24:26,798 --> 00:24:29,267
-Why would eating beets
make you tasty?
512
00:24:30,201 --> 00:24:34,839
I can't tell you,
otherwise you'd be tasty.
513
00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:37,508
When do Max and Bryan
get here again?
514
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:38,543
Tomorrow morning.
515
00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:42,580
Not soon enough.
-Hey, homunculus.
516
00:24:42,713 --> 00:24:44,782
How those steaks looking?
517
00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:47,452
[chilled music plays]
518
00:24:47,585 --> 00:24:48,920
[sizzles]
519
00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,896
Pretty good. Five more minutes.
520
00:24:58,029 --> 00:24:59,363
Will: So Ben,
are you gonna be doing, like,
521
00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:03,168
more of a roommate situation
or more of, like, bridge,
522
00:25:03,301 --> 00:25:04,869
tunnel, kind of, like, life?
523
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,004
What is a bridge tent situa--?
524
00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:07,639
I'm having-- I have a roommate.
525
00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:10,107
I just haven't heard back
from him yet, so.
526
00:25:10,241 --> 00:25:13,244
-Not a good sign, homie.
-I mean. You know,
527
00:25:13,377 --> 00:25:14,912
I won't be spending much time
with him anyway.
528
00:25:15,213 --> 00:25:19,117
I'll be going to class,
hanging out, calling you guys.
529
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:22,186
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna
be calling us Mr. City Boy.
530
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:23,154
You knew that, right?
531
00:25:23,287 --> 00:25:23,988
Matt: Wait, what?
532
00:25:24,389 --> 00:25:25,957
-Yeah. Ben is a city boy.
533
00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:28,893
[chanting] Oh, city boy,
534
00:25:29,026 --> 00:25:34,565
city boy, city boy,
city boy, city boy, city boy,
535
00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,501
city boy.
Matt: Hey, where are you going?
536
00:25:37,635 --> 00:25:40,504
Will: Oh, fuck me. I farkled.
537
00:25:40,638 --> 00:25:44,109
[door slams]
Ben: Dylan. Dylan.
538
00:25:45,744 --> 00:25:47,311
Come on, man, can you open up?
539
00:25:47,445 --> 00:25:49,848
Can we just talk, okay?
I didn't plan on any of this.
540
00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:52,250
I just applied on a whim,
and I got in.
541
00:25:52,383 --> 00:25:55,386
I didn't think I would, okay?
It just happened so fast.
542
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,555
Dylan: Well, you already have
an apartment and a roommate
543
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:58,590
set up.
544
00:25:58,890 --> 00:25:59,924
Yeah, okay, I know,
545
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,793
and can we just move past that
546
00:26:01,926 --> 00:26:04,362
and have a good time here,
not let it ruin our trip?
547
00:26:04,895 --> 00:26:08,266
Look, I'm sorry I didn't
tell you sooner, all right?
548
00:26:09,701 --> 00:26:11,036
[door creaks]
549
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,738
It's not that you waited
to tell me.
550
00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:16,107
It's not that you're moving
to New York.
551
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,209
It's that you told
every single person in there
552
00:26:18,343 --> 00:26:19,611
except for me.
553
00:26:21,545 --> 00:26:24,983
I'm your fucking best friend,
man. I would have supported you.
554
00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:27,919
[door slams]
555
00:26:41,365 --> 00:26:43,034
[leaves rustle]
556
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:48,072
[suspenseful music plays]
557
00:26:48,572 --> 00:26:50,308
[leaves rustle]
[growls]
558
00:26:55,846 --> 00:26:57,081
-Feel that, Matt?
-Yeah.
559
00:26:57,415 --> 00:27:01,052
Of course. That means
it was in pain when it died.
560
00:27:02,754 --> 00:27:05,857
How does that make you feel?
-I feel nothing.
561
00:27:07,291 --> 00:27:11,796
Whatever. Where's--
where's Dylan?
562
00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:15,834
He's probably not joining.
563
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:20,104
Okay, before we dig in,
let's give thanks for the reason
564
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:24,909
we're able to eat tonight.
-Thank you deer.
565
00:27:25,576 --> 00:27:26,644
Thank you deer.
566
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,113
Let's dig in.
567
00:27:45,129 --> 00:27:49,334
This is pretty rare, right?
-Yeah. Boo style.
568
00:27:50,201 --> 00:27:51,035
Right, yeah.
569
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:53,772
No, it's just it's-- it's raw.
570
00:27:54,838 --> 00:27:56,307
Yeah, boo style.
571
00:27:57,508 --> 00:27:59,310
[fake chuckles]
572
00:27:59,443 --> 00:28:01,679
Uh... you guys enjoy.
573
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,314
More for the hungry homie.
574
00:28:04,315 --> 00:28:07,251
Yes. I'm eating beans
like rorshach.
575
00:28:07,819 --> 00:28:10,088
Will: That is so obscure.
576
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,392
[suspenseful drone]
577
00:28:15,826 --> 00:28:20,398
[squealching]
578
00:28:37,081 --> 00:28:39,718
[old pop music plays]
579
00:28:48,092 --> 00:28:49,193
Take it back. Freshman year.
580
00:28:49,693 --> 00:28:52,162
Matt: Freshman year?
-You, me, neighbors in the dorm.
581
00:28:52,296 --> 00:28:55,834
You're like--
you're like shorter than me?
582
00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,368
-Yeah.
-No. You were like, here.
583
00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:59,504
-I was like--
-What happened? You got tall.
584
00:28:59,637 --> 00:29:03,374
I don't know, I-- I like food,
I like food.
585
00:29:03,507 --> 00:29:05,910
-So you're a growing boy.
-Growing boy. Big boy.
586
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,491
Christian: No. Come on,
flip it, flip it, you fuck!
587
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,327
Come on, do it! Yes!
588
00:29:24,795 --> 00:29:26,964
Will: I wish we got
the Van Nuys house for parties,
589
00:29:27,097 --> 00:29:28,733
but this house rules.
-I think, straight up,
590
00:29:28,866 --> 00:29:30,368
[inaudible]
591
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:34,038
She's my little woo thing.
-Ooh, Shorty got the fatty.
592
00:29:34,171 --> 00:29:35,739
Shorty got the fatty.
593
00:29:35,873 --> 00:29:37,508
Come on. Oh. They're gone.
594
00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:39,610
Will: City boy is zooted.
595
00:29:39,744 --> 00:29:40,644
[bellow]
596
00:29:40,944 --> 00:29:41,812
Matt: Did you guys hear that?
597
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:43,381
Someone's coming, Matt.
598
00:29:45,049 --> 00:29:46,350
Ben: Okay, it's definitely Max
or Bryan.
599
00:29:46,483 --> 00:29:47,851
Will: Hey. Nah,
it's running animals.
600
00:29:48,152 --> 00:29:50,188
-Okay. Would an animal
make this sound? Awh!
601
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:51,389
Christian: Take the hit bro.
602
00:29:51,923 --> 00:29:53,191
Will: Yeah, you sure
this is it?
603
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,760
Wait, wait. No,
I just heard it again.
604
00:29:56,193 --> 00:29:57,996
That was very close.
Did you guys hear that?
605
00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,830
Christian: Will can't hang.
606
00:30:00,197 --> 00:30:02,433
[camera beeps]
Will: Oh, shit. You too.
607
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,170
Christian, are you good?
[belches]
608
00:30:06,737 --> 00:30:08,206
Are you good?
609
00:30:08,806 --> 00:30:09,774
Yeah, you're fine.
[burps]
610
00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:10,908
-No one's gonna die.
611
00:30:11,042 --> 00:30:13,244
[old pop music plays]
612
00:30:14,745 --> 00:30:16,014
[growls]
613
00:30:24,355 --> 00:30:26,858
[growling]
614
00:30:39,636 --> 00:30:41,005
[echoing] B-Bryan?
615
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:46,009
Really bad fucking best friend,
man.
616
00:30:46,143 --> 00:30:47,344
I would have supported it.
617
00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:50,448
What were you waiting for,
city boy?
618
00:30:55,286 --> 00:30:57,922
[snores]
619
00:30:58,056 --> 00:30:59,624
[toilet seat smacks]
620
00:31:06,597 --> 00:31:07,999
[growls]
621
00:31:09,967 --> 00:31:11,202
Guys?
622
00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:18,543
Matt? Will?
623
00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:20,511
[glass smashes]
Christian?
624
00:31:21,412 --> 00:31:22,113
[growls]
625
00:31:22,246 --> 00:31:23,614
Ah, yeah. That's you.
626
00:31:24,015 --> 00:31:25,049
[vomits]
627
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:27,652
You're not still going
are you?
628
00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:30,988
[vomits]
629
00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:32,590
No. You're puking. Okay.
630
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,960
That's all right, man.
Just let it out.
631
00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:38,129
It happens to everybody.
632
00:31:41,199 --> 00:31:42,901
[door creaks]
633
00:31:47,939 --> 00:31:50,275
Help me. Help me.
634
00:31:52,009 --> 00:31:53,611
Yeah, um...
635
00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:00,384
Just just stay here, okay man?
You're gonna be all right.
636
00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:03,488
I'm gonna go grab the guys,
and then we'll uh...
637
00:32:04,788 --> 00:32:07,258
Get you some help.
638
00:32:08,426 --> 00:32:10,261
[growls]
Will? Will?
639
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:13,330
Can you wake up, man?
Christian's freaking out, okay?
640
00:32:13,697 --> 00:32:15,332
I don't know what's happening.
He's--
641
00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:16,700
He's foaming at the mouth
and shit.
642
00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:18,102
I don't know what's going on.
643
00:32:18,235 --> 00:32:19,570
Christian, just calm down man,
all right?
644
00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:21,572
Just calm down, man.
You're okay.
645
00:32:21,705 --> 00:32:24,976
Yeah, sit down.
Let's just take it easy, okay?
646
00:32:26,477 --> 00:32:28,846
[growls]
[heavy electronic music plays]
647
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:30,380
Back up, okay?
I'm gonna use this.
648
00:32:30,514 --> 00:32:32,783
Okay. Hey, Christian.
-[growls]
649
00:32:32,916 --> 00:32:34,118
Get back!
[smack]
650
00:32:36,087 --> 00:32:38,089
Shit!
-[growls]
651
00:32:39,256 --> 00:32:40,491
Stop, stop!
652
00:32:42,893 --> 00:32:43,928
Stop, stop, Christian!
653
00:32:44,061 --> 00:32:46,164
Please, I don't want to do this.
654
00:32:47,664 --> 00:32:48,599
Stop!
655
00:32:49,900 --> 00:32:51,469
[snarls]
[smack]
656
00:32:57,007 --> 00:32:59,210
[clock ticks]
657
00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:07,051
Will, is he...?
658
00:33:07,518 --> 00:33:09,186
Ben, what the fuck did you do?
659
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,687
I didn't mean to. Okay?
660
00:33:11,822 --> 00:33:13,624
I don't know why.
He just came at me, all right?
661
00:33:13,758 --> 00:33:14,625
I didn't mean to!
662
00:33:16,394 --> 00:33:17,295
So what, you killed him?
663
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:19,998
No, of course not.
Look at his face.
664
00:33:24,368 --> 00:33:25,869
We need to get help
or something.
665
00:33:26,003 --> 00:33:28,539
Yeah, who are we gonna call,
okay? There's no service!
666
00:33:28,672 --> 00:33:31,141
What? There's no fucking service
here. Look at him, man!
667
00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:32,743
Maybe they can help somehow,
I mean...
668
00:33:33,310 --> 00:33:34,177
[breathes heavily]
669
00:33:34,645 --> 00:33:36,313
I'll go to the neighbors.
I'll see--
670
00:33:36,446 --> 00:33:38,449
Maybe they have a phone.
They could help-- something.
671
00:33:38,582 --> 00:33:40,017
Okay. Yeah. Let's go
to the neighbor, all right?
672
00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:41,252
No, I'm not fucking going
with you.
673
00:33:41,385 --> 00:33:42,754
-Fuck you, I'm not staying here.
674
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,724
[suspenseful drone]
675
00:33:54,698 --> 00:33:56,667
[pages flicker]
676
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,403
[phone rings]
677
00:34:01,905 --> 00:34:03,307
[answering machine]
Yo, it's Christian,
678
00:34:03,674 --> 00:34:05,610
if I'm not answering,
I'm either really drunk
679
00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:06,644
or really dead.
680
00:34:06,777 --> 00:34:07,745
[phone beeps]
681
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:08,813
Bryan: The store's closed.
682
00:34:08,946 --> 00:34:09,914
Dude, I got no Gs out here.
683
00:34:10,047 --> 00:34:10,947
I can't reach anyone.
684
00:34:11,448 --> 00:34:12,616
What do you think
they're doing?
685
00:34:13,017 --> 00:34:15,820
What if they're setting up
for the surprise party?
686
00:34:15,953 --> 00:34:19,056
For my birthday!
In two months. That makes sense.
687
00:34:19,189 --> 00:34:20,324
Yeah.
688
00:34:20,457 --> 00:34:21,893
I'm just gonna go pee.
689
00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:24,195
-I'll figure out
the G situation.
690
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:25,997
[car door closes]
691
00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:27,865
Today was my birthday.
692
00:34:28,766 --> 00:34:31,334
[Happy Birthday plays on piano]
All my friends forget me.
693
00:34:31,468 --> 00:34:33,604
It's fucking cold outside.
694
00:34:35,038 --> 00:34:36,641
I just want to go pee.
695
00:34:39,276 --> 00:34:40,211
[fly unzips]
696
00:34:40,545 --> 00:34:42,580
[suspenseful drone]
697
00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:44,282
[urinates]
698
00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:59,163
[suspenseful music]
699
00:34:59,296 --> 00:35:01,199
[branch breaks]
700
00:35:11,408 --> 00:35:13,811
[goofy hip-hop music plays]
701
00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:21,652
[urination continues]
702
00:35:25,189 --> 00:35:26,757
[fly zips]
703
00:35:32,863 --> 00:35:35,233
I'm so fucking high.
704
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,702
[roars]
705
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:44,308
Bryan whimpers.
706
00:35:46,710 --> 00:35:48,212
Max [singing]: Happy birthday
to you!
707
00:35:48,345 --> 00:35:51,249
Oh my God, put your dick away!
-Drive!
708
00:35:51,382 --> 00:35:52,783
-Okay, okay!
-Drive!
709
00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:55,319
-I'm going.
-It saw my peen.
710
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,689
[spooky music plays]
711
00:35:58,822 --> 00:36:00,491
[footsteps]
712
00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:13,236
You said Christian
was foaming at the mouth?
713
00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:14,772
You saw the body.
714
00:36:30,554 --> 00:36:32,757
[Door opens and shuts]
715
00:36:35,258 --> 00:36:37,661
Hello?
-No one here?
716
00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:41,832
Sorry to barge in so late.
We just... really need help.
717
00:36:41,965 --> 00:36:45,436
-There was an accident. We need
to get to a phone, please.
718
00:36:47,971 --> 00:36:49,540
Is anybody home?
719
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:51,642
Guess not.
720
00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:00,918
Hello. Hello?
721
00:37:03,019 --> 00:37:03,954
[phone slams]
722
00:37:04,087 --> 00:37:05,556
Fucking dead.
723
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,359
[Fly buzzes]
Ben, we gotta find a new phone.
724
00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:21,439
Oh, shit.
-Fuck.
725
00:37:23,006 --> 00:37:26,477
-He's... yeah.
-Uh, yeah, yeah. He's dead.
726
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,250
[suspenseful music builds]
727
00:37:36,086 --> 00:37:38,155
Don't eat the deer.
[film tape flickers]
728
00:37:38,789 --> 00:37:40,291
-I don't know.
It just doesn't make--
729
00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:41,692
it doesn't--
it doesn't make sense, right?
730
00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:43,560
I mean, Christian
was a Bud Light legend.
731
00:37:43,694 --> 00:37:46,230
He's not a lightweight.
He shouldn't die from drinking.
732
00:37:46,363 --> 00:37:47,164
Who knows?
733
00:37:47,297 --> 00:37:48,265
[lighter flicks]
734
00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:51,101
I-I-I don't know,
something's weird.
735
00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,671
Yo. Crazy question.
736
00:37:54,338 --> 00:37:57,041
You want to go check
and see if he's got a big dick?
737
00:37:59,076 --> 00:38:02,613
Matt, you do realize our friend
just died, right?
738
00:38:03,313 --> 00:38:04,715
Yeah.
739
00:38:05,783 --> 00:38:06,784
Rip.
740
00:38:11,855 --> 00:38:15,092
You know, I-I don't talk
about this much, but, my week
741
00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:17,695
with Christian
in the Black Forest, that was,
742
00:38:17,828 --> 00:38:20,197
I don't know, something
about it. It was really magical.
743
00:38:20,330 --> 00:38:23,366
[chuckles] That was
the best weekend of my life.
744
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,636
[romantic music plays]
745
00:38:25,769 --> 00:38:29,373
[French narration]
746
00:38:30,341 --> 00:38:32,043
[laughing]
747
00:38:40,918 --> 00:38:42,553
What about our week
at the Herpes Tree?
748
00:38:42,686 --> 00:38:45,188
Was that not the most
magical week of your life?
749
00:38:45,322 --> 00:38:46,256
[bluegrass music plays]
750
00:38:46,390 --> 00:38:47,424
Matt: Isn't this great?
751
00:38:47,557 --> 00:38:48,425
Thanks for being little spoon,
752
00:38:48,558 --> 00:38:49,560
by the way.
753
00:38:49,693 --> 00:38:51,295
Sorry if you can feel that.
754
00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:53,497
-Come on. I mean--
-That was just like, oh my God.
755
00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:55,533
You know what? We had
a great time at Arabis Tree.
756
00:38:55,666 --> 00:38:57,301
It's just, you know--
-That experience right there.
757
00:38:57,434 --> 00:39:00,237
We talked about that experience
for-for-for months after that.
758
00:39:00,371 --> 00:39:02,106
I dunno, it's hard to rank them.
You know, it's just--
759
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:03,307
See you're being weird about it.
760
00:39:03,774 --> 00:39:05,308
You're saying it's great,
but is it not the best?
761
00:39:05,442 --> 00:39:06,443
I don't know.
762
00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:08,145
When you're going like house
to house,
763
00:39:08,278 --> 00:39:09,679
bed to bed with a guy
764
00:39:09,813 --> 00:39:11,047
I don't know, You learn a lot
about each other.
765
00:39:11,181 --> 00:39:12,616
It was just, I don't know.
766
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:13,617
I told you, hey--
-You know, I'm just gonna, like,
767
00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:14,685
try to chalk this all up
768
00:39:14,818 --> 00:39:15,786
to the fact that maybe he's dead
769
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,887
right now, and you're feeling
770
00:39:17,020 --> 00:39:17,988
some weird things.
771
00:39:18,355 --> 00:39:19,990
But that trip to Arabis Tree
was fucking amazing.
772
00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:21,625
And, you know what?
I-I think you're just jealous.
773
00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:24,427
Maybe I am, maybe I am.
774
00:39:24,561 --> 00:39:26,363
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
775
00:39:26,496 --> 00:39:27,798
You're jealous.
776
00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:30,134
[romantic music plays]
777
00:39:46,450 --> 00:39:47,751
[kissing]
[stomach rumbling]
778
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,287
-Ow ow ow ow!
-Ow ow!
779
00:39:50,754 --> 00:39:51,622
-Fuck.
-Okay.
780
00:39:51,755 --> 00:39:53,089
I gotta go. I'm sorry.
781
00:39:53,223 --> 00:39:54,925
Do we talk tomorrow?
782
00:39:56,293 --> 00:39:57,528
Fucking idiot.
783
00:39:59,129 --> 00:40:01,665
Grant: The deer, man.
It's got to be the deer.
784
00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:02,800
[mysterious music plays]
785
00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:05,569
I was in the woods.
I got attacked.
786
00:40:05,702 --> 00:40:08,072
Wait, by the deer?
-No, no, no.
787
00:40:08,405 --> 00:40:09,640
By some crazy guy.
788
00:40:10,407 --> 00:40:13,243
He must have eaten the deer.
It's got to be tainted.
789
00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:14,611
Like mad cow?
790
00:40:14,745 --> 00:40:16,713
Is that the one
where the cows go mad?
791
00:40:17,247 --> 00:40:19,382
-Yeah.
-Exactly.
792
00:40:19,749 --> 00:40:21,051
But you didn't eat it though,
right?
793
00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,219
No, no.
794
00:40:22,352 --> 00:40:23,520
-Crazy guy did bite me, though.
795
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:26,056
-Oh, he bit you?
-Oof.
796
00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:27,724
-Yeah.
-Is it bad?
797
00:40:27,858 --> 00:40:30,060
Um, you know, it's kind
of hard to tell with the light.
798
00:40:30,193 --> 00:40:31,328
It's a minor flesh wound.
799
00:40:31,461 --> 00:40:32,463
Good.
800
00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,565
Got a family reunion next week.
801
00:40:34,698 --> 00:40:36,099
Did you eat the deer?
802
00:40:36,232 --> 00:40:37,334
No, no, I--
803
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:39,536
Gotta look good
for the pictures, you know?
804
00:40:39,669 --> 00:40:41,338
Well, I didn't.
805
00:40:41,471 --> 00:40:42,973
[lighter flicks]
806
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:44,675
Dylan: All right,
so let me get this straight.
807
00:40:44,808 --> 00:40:48,211
Matt, Will and Christian
did eat the deer.
808
00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:49,813
Ben: Yeah.
809
00:40:49,947 --> 00:40:50,848
[pukes]
810
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:52,883
[film tape flickers]
811
00:40:53,016 --> 00:40:54,485
[growls]
[intense music plays]
812
00:40:54,618 --> 00:40:57,454
-All right.
How much did they have?
813
00:40:57,587 --> 00:40:59,690
-Uh...Like, a lot.
814
00:41:01,224 --> 00:41:02,626
[pukes and growls]
815
00:41:07,364 --> 00:41:08,899
[roars]
816
00:41:09,566 --> 00:41:10,367
Okay, great.
817
00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:11,502
Yeah. That's great.
818
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:12,669
All right, so now Will and Matt
819
00:41:12,802 --> 00:41:13,603
are going to get sick.
820
00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:14,704
And then what?
821
00:41:14,838 --> 00:41:16,206
We need to beat them to death?
822
00:41:16,339 --> 00:41:17,307
No don't need that,
just calm down, all right?
823
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:18,408
Fucking calm down?
824
00:41:18,775 --> 00:41:19,943
How are you
so calm right now, Ben?
825
00:41:20,077 --> 00:41:21,278
Remember when you
killed Christian?
826
00:41:21,678 --> 00:41:22,646
-I had no choice,
that wasn't Christian.
827
00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:23,814
-That wasn't Christian?
828
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:25,115
What the fuck
are you talking about?
829
00:41:25,248 --> 00:41:26,183
He was sick, okay?
830
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:28,118
if it wasn't Christian,
what was it?
831
00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:29,519
That.
-[growls]
832
00:41:29,652 --> 00:41:31,121
Agh, Dylan help!
833
00:41:31,255 --> 00:41:32,689
Okay, I see
what you meant now.
834
00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:34,225
Okay, so help me.
835
00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:35,692
Uh, what do I do? What do I do?
836
00:41:35,826 --> 00:41:37,194
Damn it, Dylan, you don't talk
to me all day
837
00:41:37,494 --> 00:41:39,362
and then shit hits the fan
and you're on the side lines?
838
00:41:39,496 --> 00:41:42,332
What? I didn't talk to you
all day because you led me on
839
00:41:42,465 --> 00:41:43,467
about the house.
840
00:41:43,934 --> 00:41:45,069
Yeah, cause I knew
how you were gonna react.
841
00:41:45,469 --> 00:41:48,405
Well, I'm sorry
that I don't want to be alone.
842
00:41:48,538 --> 00:41:49,740
Alone?
843
00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:51,674
[thump]
844
00:41:51,808 --> 00:41:53,377
Dylan pass me the phone.
845
00:41:53,944 --> 00:41:56,046
Come on, come on.
[phone dings]
846
00:41:56,179 --> 00:41:57,014
Thanks
847
00:41:57,548 --> 00:41:59,849
You were so excited
about moving in together I...
848
00:42:00,216 --> 00:42:00,917
[squeals]
849
00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,252
I didn't want to hurt you.
850
00:42:02,385 --> 00:42:03,353
[gargles]
851
00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:04,521
[thud] I was--
852
00:42:04,654 --> 00:42:05,388
[thud] doing the--
853
00:42:05,522 --> 00:42:06,222
[thud] right--
854
00:42:06,356 --> 00:42:07,224
[thud] thing.
855
00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:09,793
[pants]
856
00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:16,700
I'm sorry. Fuck, I'm sorry.
857
00:42:18,635 --> 00:42:19,970
[distant growls]
858
00:42:21,404 --> 00:42:22,906
[hits on door]
859
00:42:23,474 --> 00:42:25,075
[suspenseful music plays]
860
00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,177
[growls]
861
00:42:38,454 --> 00:42:39,723
[can rattles]
862
00:42:41,425 --> 00:42:42,993
[growls]
863
00:42:43,393 --> 00:42:45,062
[intense music plays]
864
00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:46,130
[thud]
865
00:42:47,897 --> 00:42:49,600
[floor creaks]
[suspenseful drone]
866
00:42:50,633 --> 00:42:51,434
Shit.
867
00:42:51,568 --> 00:42:52,836
[roars]
868
00:42:56,039 --> 00:42:58,342
Go get to the garage,
I'll hold him off. Go.
869
00:42:59,509 --> 00:43:00,778
[growls]
870
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:04,982
[music intensifies]
871
00:43:06,650 --> 00:43:08,085
[thump]
872
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,322
[snarls]
873
00:43:12,456 --> 00:43:13,924
[thumps]
874
00:43:15,792 --> 00:43:18,095
[pants] Oh shit.
875
00:43:22,165 --> 00:43:24,334
Shit, now I killed someone.
876
00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:25,635
[pages flick]
877
00:43:25,769 --> 00:43:27,771
[suspenseful music plays]
878
00:43:31,808 --> 00:43:33,777
[heavy breathing]
879
00:43:45,823 --> 00:43:49,760
Bryan: And it had this, like,
thick, nasty fur.
880
00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:51,094
Max: Wow.
881
00:43:51,227 --> 00:43:53,563
-Glowing red eyes.
-Oh, spooky.
882
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:55,699
These big pointy teeth.
883
00:43:55,832 --> 00:43:57,767
Yeah, totally sounds
like a fucking deer.
884
00:43:57,901 --> 00:44:00,570
Max, you don't understand.
This deer is evil.
885
00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:03,706
Oh, was there a big spooky thing
outside in the woods?
886
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,175
I don't know,
it's dark at night.
887
00:44:05,308 --> 00:44:08,812
I-- [sighs]
I think we're both just tired.
888
00:44:08,945 --> 00:44:11,815
One of us more than the other.
How about...
889
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:14,117
[whispers] we go to sleep?
890
00:44:14,584 --> 00:44:15,719
It saw my penis.
891
00:44:15,853 --> 00:44:17,621
And what a wonderful penis
it is.
892
00:44:17,754 --> 00:44:19,957
Also, please stop smoking this.
893
00:44:22,025 --> 00:44:24,762
Revenge porn?
Who is naming this?
894
00:44:28,064 --> 00:44:29,999
You've clearly had a long day,
bud, okay?
895
00:44:30,133 --> 00:44:32,836
Why don't you just relax
and chill the fuck out?
896
00:44:32,969 --> 00:44:34,805
I'm going to go
get my night serum.
897
00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:36,473
-Okay. Bye bye.
898
00:44:37,274 --> 00:44:39,743
Just gotta relax.
[heavy metal plays]
899
00:44:39,877 --> 00:44:42,212
Just gotta chill the fuck out.
900
00:44:44,881 --> 00:44:46,383
[lighter flicks]
901
00:44:59,730 --> 00:45:01,732
[suspenseful music plays]
902
00:45:03,533 --> 00:45:04,968
Matt? Will?
903
00:45:11,641 --> 00:45:14,077
Dylan: Maybe they're playing
hide and seek?
904
00:45:14,210 --> 00:45:15,378
I'm gonna go see
if they're in the back.
905
00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:16,846
You wanna grab Will's car keys
from upstairs,
906
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:18,481
see if we can get out of here?
907
00:45:18,881 --> 00:45:20,117
Sounds good.
908
00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:23,153
We're probably gonna die, huh?
909
00:45:24,687 --> 00:45:27,324
-Yeah.
-Fair enough.
910
00:45:36,599 --> 00:45:38,102
[footsteps]
911
00:45:42,772 --> 00:45:44,475
[door creaks]
912
00:45:51,047 --> 00:45:52,916
[door creaks]
913
00:45:58,688 --> 00:46:00,891
[door creaks]
914
00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:03,259
Will?
915
00:46:03,793 --> 00:46:05,229
[wind howls]
916
00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:08,332
Are ya in here?
917
00:46:10,533 --> 00:46:11,835
Matt?
918
00:46:13,704 --> 00:46:15,372
Feeling all right, man?
919
00:46:15,805 --> 00:46:18,074
If you're anywhere in this room,
920
00:46:18,975 --> 00:46:22,278
you can just
stay wherever you are.
921
00:46:23,546 --> 00:46:25,415
Ben: Please be trauma dumping.
[splashing sounds]
922
00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:28,184
I'm just going to get the keys,
and Ben and I are going
923
00:46:28,318 --> 00:46:29,986
to get the fuck out and...
924
00:46:30,486 --> 00:46:32,488
keep doing whatever it is
you're doing.
925
00:46:33,489 --> 00:46:35,458
All right, it's got
to be in here somewhere.
926
00:46:35,592 --> 00:46:36,526
[sizzles]
927
00:46:36,993 --> 00:46:38,394
Oh, my God,
that's so much weed.
928
00:46:38,528 --> 00:46:39,930
[door slams open]
929
00:46:40,897 --> 00:46:42,800
[water runs]
930
00:46:48,171 --> 00:46:50,040
[breathes heavily]
931
00:46:59,015 --> 00:47:00,417
Oh, thank fucking God.
932
00:47:01,585 --> 00:47:02,586
[growls]
933
00:47:03,587 --> 00:47:04,955
Oh, hey Will.
934
00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:07,958
What happened to your face,
buddy?
935
00:47:08,925 --> 00:47:10,093
Are you feeling--
936
00:47:10,227 --> 00:47:11,127
[snarls]
937
00:47:11,261 --> 00:47:13,363
Hey!
938
00:47:13,497 --> 00:47:15,899
Look okay, we saw
what happened with Christian.
939
00:47:16,032 --> 00:47:18,768
That doesn't need
to happen here.
940
00:47:18,901 --> 00:47:19,869
I'm just gonna go.
941
00:47:20,003 --> 00:47:20,970
I'm gonna go roll you a joint.
942
00:47:21,104 --> 00:47:22,004
I'm gonna go roll you a joint.
943
00:47:22,472 --> 00:47:23,873
I just need to get
the rolling papers.
944
00:47:24,007 --> 00:47:24,941
[growls]
945
00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:26,576
So I'm gonna go do that.
946
00:47:26,710 --> 00:47:28,578
But I'll be right back.
947
00:47:28,712 --> 00:47:29,679
[snarls]
948
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:31,881
Agh, no! No!
[intense music plays]
949
00:47:32,014 --> 00:47:33,550
[door rattles]
950
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:37,721
[flesh tears]
951
00:47:37,854 --> 00:47:39,022
[door slams]
952
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:42,993
[growls and bangs on door]
953
00:47:44,661 --> 00:47:45,863
Shit.
954
00:47:49,299 --> 00:47:50,200
[thud]
955
00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:51,235
[glug]
956
00:47:52,201 --> 00:47:53,670
Dylan: Ah. Ow.
957
00:47:54,304 --> 00:47:56,439
I think Will had
his tetanus shot.
958
00:47:56,572 --> 00:47:57,874
[breathes heavily]
959
00:47:58,542 --> 00:48:01,078
Well, I'm probably not going
to make it to the Tooley Valley
960
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:02,512
this time, huh?
961
00:48:03,847 --> 00:48:05,582
[chuckles] Yeah, probably not.
962
00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,918
[footsteps, growls]
963
00:48:09,186 --> 00:48:10,621
[suspenseful drone]
964
00:48:11,921 --> 00:48:13,023
[thud]
965
00:48:14,223 --> 00:48:15,858
[thud]
[glass shatters]
966
00:48:16,259 --> 00:48:18,362
Shit. We gotta get a move on.
967
00:48:20,963 --> 00:48:21,898
Fuck.
968
00:48:22,398 --> 00:48:25,702
-So Will, was he...
-Foaming at the mouth?
969
00:48:25,835 --> 00:48:26,702
Yeah.
970
00:48:26,836 --> 00:48:29,039
-Yeah. Sounds right.
971
00:48:29,172 --> 00:48:31,375
[growls continue]
972
00:48:33,776 --> 00:48:35,412
Any sign of Matt back there?
973
00:48:36,379 --> 00:48:39,582
No, but from the looks of it,
he's probably turned, so...
974
00:48:40,216 --> 00:48:41,718
One more thing
to worry about.
975
00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:42,986
Shh, sh.
976
00:48:45,955 --> 00:48:47,057
What?
977
00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:49,225
It stopped.
978
00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:51,028
[glass shatters]
[thud]
979
00:48:54,597 --> 00:48:55,699
[snarls]
980
00:48:58,835 --> 00:49:00,203
Did-did-did Will?
981
00:49:00,336 --> 00:49:01,904
Yeah he just--
he just jumped off the balcony.
982
00:49:02,038 --> 00:49:04,574
We should go.
-Let's get the fuck out.
983
00:49:04,707 --> 00:49:06,243
[creepy drone]
984
00:49:10,947 --> 00:49:13,150
[spooky music plays]
985
00:49:26,596 --> 00:49:28,065
[growls]
986
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,035
[tense music plays]
987
00:49:32,536 --> 00:49:34,304
[door creaks]
988
00:49:41,711 --> 00:49:43,347
[engine rumbles]
989
00:49:45,248 --> 00:49:46,215
Come on, come on.
No no no no.
990
00:49:46,716 --> 00:49:47,951
Come on, come on, come on.
[engine revs]
991
00:49:48,084 --> 00:49:49,786
-Oh, my fucking God!
-Fuck!
992
00:49:50,453 --> 00:49:52,489
Shit.
-Fucking Christ! Of course.
993
00:49:52,789 --> 00:49:53,657
[thud]
994
00:49:55,225 --> 00:49:56,726
Right, there's bear
in the garage.
995
00:49:57,093 --> 00:49:58,594
Oh, God. Okay.
996
00:49:58,728 --> 00:50:00,497
And I have to go get it.
997
00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:01,831
[sighs] Okay.
998
00:50:02,365 --> 00:50:03,766
It's fine, it's fine.
I'll just--
999
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:05,135
Can I go grab that gun?
1000
00:50:05,602 --> 00:50:09,338
Um... Will's still out there.
1001
00:50:09,672 --> 00:50:12,442
I know but you're in the car
though, so you can lock it.
1002
00:50:12,575 --> 00:50:13,776
You're-- you're right,
you're right.
1003
00:50:14,544 --> 00:50:16,213
I'm just going to the garage.
That's the only reason I ask.
1004
00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:18,180
-I'm a little scared.
But this is for you, this is--
1005
00:50:18,314 --> 00:50:19,249
You should take this.
1006
00:50:19,649 --> 00:50:21,051
Okay, so you can let go
of the gun.
1007
00:50:21,418 --> 00:50:23,820
Uh, yes. Yeah. Okay.
1008
00:50:23,953 --> 00:50:24,988
You'll be quick.
1009
00:50:25,121 --> 00:50:27,557
Yeah. Yes.
1010
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:28,625
Okay.
You good?
1011
00:50:28,758 --> 00:50:29,659
Yeah. Yeah.
1012
00:50:30,027 --> 00:50:31,260
[door creaks]
I'm gonna go.
1013
00:50:31,394 --> 00:50:33,397
[heavy metal music plays]
1014
00:50:36,933 --> 00:50:38,602
[pop music plays]
1015
00:50:40,904 --> 00:50:42,105
Ugh.
1016
00:50:45,141 --> 00:50:46,476
[bellow]
1017
00:50:47,811 --> 00:50:49,446
[suspenseful drone]
1018
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,581
[growls]
1019
00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:55,152
[heavy footsteps]
1020
00:51:08,965 --> 00:51:10,000
[roars]
1021
00:51:10,133 --> 00:51:11,767
Not the zipper!
1022
00:51:11,901 --> 00:51:13,636
[intense music plays]
1023
00:51:13,769 --> 00:51:14,771
[zips]
1024
00:51:15,205 --> 00:51:17,073
[pants]
[chuckles]
1025
00:51:17,207 --> 00:51:18,608
[unzips]
1026
00:51:19,543 --> 00:51:21,211
[suspenseful drone]
1027
00:51:22,045 --> 00:51:24,247
No, no, no.
1028
00:51:25,948 --> 00:51:27,016
[zips]
1029
00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:28,084
[unzips]
1030
00:51:28,217 --> 00:51:29,085
[zips]
1031
00:51:29,219 --> 00:51:29,953
[unzips]
1032
00:51:30,086 --> 00:51:30,820
[zips]
1033
00:51:30,954 --> 00:51:31,888
[unzips]
1034
00:51:32,021 --> 00:51:32,922
[zips]
[unzips]
1035
00:51:33,055 --> 00:51:33,957
[zips]
[unzips]
1036
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,258
[zips]
[unzips]
1037
00:51:35,625 --> 00:51:37,160
[zips]
1038
00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:38,795
[rips]
1039
00:51:40,897 --> 00:51:42,399
[growls]
1040
00:51:44,033 --> 00:51:45,234
[door shuts]
1041
00:51:45,368 --> 00:51:47,237
[heavy footsteps]
1042
00:51:49,272 --> 00:51:50,172
[sighs]
1043
00:51:50,506 --> 00:51:52,708
What are you looking at?
-Ah!
1044
00:51:52,842 --> 00:51:54,177
[door creaks]
1045
00:51:56,146 --> 00:51:58,248
[suspenseful music plays]
1046
00:52:02,051 --> 00:52:04,121
[tv plays and fuzzes]
1047
00:52:28,144 --> 00:52:29,613
[buzzes]
1048
00:52:35,718 --> 00:52:37,754
Fun weekend at Christian's.
1049
00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:40,757
See the birds,
look at the trees.
1050
00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:43,326
Fuck me.
1051
00:52:52,335 --> 00:52:53,135
[jolly music plays]
1052
00:52:53,869 --> 00:52:56,239
Stop stop stop stop.
Come on, stop fish.
1053
00:52:56,372 --> 00:52:58,175
[suspenseful music intensifies]
1054
00:53:01,544 --> 00:53:05,548
Oh! What are you doing?
-Shh! Max, the deer is back.
1055
00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:07,450
-Oh, God. You smoked.
-Shh!
1056
00:53:08,418 --> 00:53:11,187
It tried to open the tent.
-Bryan, go to sleep.
1057
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:12,288
No, you don't understand.
1058
00:53:13,155 --> 00:53:14,657
The situation is one
in which never seen before.
1059
00:53:14,790 --> 00:53:16,593
The situation is that
you're always high.
1060
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,428
[bandage peels slimily]
1061
00:53:21,163 --> 00:53:22,465
Fuck.
1062
00:53:23,899 --> 00:53:25,868
Come on Ben,
where the fuck are you?
1063
00:53:26,002 --> 00:53:27,404
[growls]
1064
00:53:28,370 --> 00:53:29,806
[heart beats]
1065
00:53:32,642 --> 00:53:36,579
-No, no, he has hooves.
How could it open a zipper?
1066
00:53:36,712 --> 00:53:38,781
-Is this about your birthday?
-What?
1067
00:53:38,914 --> 00:53:41,617
Oh my God, Bryan!
At first I was sorry.
1068
00:53:41,751 --> 00:53:43,185
And now I am
certainly not sorry.
1069
00:53:43,319 --> 00:53:45,021
You were losing your mind.
1070
00:53:45,155 --> 00:53:46,055
[rustle]
1071
00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:47,122
[suspenseful drone]
1072
00:53:47,256 --> 00:53:48,324
[heart beat speeds up]
1073
00:53:48,791 --> 00:53:50,526
No you're a real sick,
twisted son of a bitch.
1074
00:53:50,660 --> 00:53:51,928
I forgot one little birthday.
1075
00:53:52,261 --> 00:53:53,897
I honestly don't want
to be around for any birthday.
1076
00:53:54,030 --> 00:53:56,333
-[growls]
-Bryan, what is that?
1077
00:53:59,035 --> 00:54:00,003
[Snarls]
1078
00:54:00,136 --> 00:54:01,404
[car alarm sounds]
1079
00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:05,742
[growls]
1080
00:54:06,176 --> 00:54:07,911
[suspenseful music plays]
1081
00:54:09,111 --> 00:54:10,313
Shit.
1082
00:54:12,482 --> 00:54:14,684
[growls]
1083
00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:26,496
[jolly music plays]
1084
00:54:29,799 --> 00:54:30,800
Oh, Matt.
1085
00:54:35,805 --> 00:54:37,440
Hey, homie.
1086
00:54:38,141 --> 00:54:39,476
[roars]
1087
00:54:41,544 --> 00:54:44,614
No, no!
-It's a deer, evil deer!
1088
00:54:44,748 --> 00:54:45,715
[roars]
1089
00:54:45,848 --> 00:54:46,883
I told you, Max!
1090
00:54:47,717 --> 00:54:50,786
I'm always right.
-I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1091
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,721
[roars]
1092
00:54:51,855 --> 00:54:53,289
Oh, God. Jesus fucking Christ!
1093
00:54:53,423 --> 00:54:54,257
[snarls]
1094
00:54:54,757 --> 00:54:55,925
Can you just leave me
the fuck alone
1095
00:54:56,059 --> 00:54:57,427
for one goddamn second?
1096
00:54:57,794 --> 00:55:00,964
Just give me this.
Just fucking have a break.
1097
00:55:02,298 --> 00:55:03,232
[thump]
1098
00:55:03,366 --> 00:55:04,601
[roars]
1099
00:55:08,137 --> 00:55:11,106
Oh my God, I'm sick of all
this fucking zombie shit.
1100
00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:13,076
J-just stop, please.
1101
00:55:13,209 --> 00:55:16,112
I'll go get you some Tums.
How about that?
1102
00:55:16,245 --> 00:55:17,446
Yes, it's good.
1103
00:55:17,980 --> 00:55:20,283
It's very good.
Just stay there, please.
1104
00:55:20,416 --> 00:55:21,584
Just.
[door clicks]
1105
00:55:21,718 --> 00:55:23,687
Oh my fuck! No, no!
1106
00:55:29,459 --> 00:55:31,360
Oh, what do you want from me?
1107
00:55:31,494 --> 00:55:32,661
[roars]
1108
00:55:33,128 --> 00:55:35,764
Oh, no! Ah!
1109
00:55:35,898 --> 00:55:36,733
Ahh!
1110
00:55:36,866 --> 00:55:37,700
Bryan!
1111
00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:38,902
[growls]
1112
00:55:40,336 --> 00:55:41,204
Gotta go, gotta--
1113
00:55:41,337 --> 00:55:42,104
[door slams]
1114
00:55:42,238 --> 00:55:44,007
Dylan! Dylan!
1115
00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:45,341
[roars]
1116
00:55:45,475 --> 00:55:46,576
Help!
[thud]
1117
00:55:48,411 --> 00:55:49,611
Oh, you found Matt.
1118
00:55:49,745 --> 00:55:51,146
[intense music plays]
1119
00:55:51,280 --> 00:55:52,482
[growls]
1120
00:55:56,419 --> 00:55:57,220
Ah!
1121
00:55:57,353 --> 00:55:58,521
[snarling]
1122
00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:02,926
[thud]
1123
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:05,428
[thud]
1124
00:56:07,797 --> 00:56:09,098
Ah!
1125
00:56:09,231 --> 00:56:10,100
[thud]
1126
00:56:11,834 --> 00:56:12,935
[growls]
1127
00:56:13,069 --> 00:56:14,069
Hi-ya!
[thud]
1128
00:56:14,570 --> 00:56:16,071
Oh! Let's go!
1129
00:56:16,205 --> 00:56:17,073
[growls]
1130
00:56:22,278 --> 00:56:23,379
Dylan: Get away from me!
1131
00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:26,749
[growls]
Get away from me! Get away!
1132
00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:28,217
[squish]
1133
00:56:28,351 --> 00:56:29,719
[snarls]
1134
00:56:46,001 --> 00:56:47,203
Hey, homie.
1135
00:56:47,337 --> 00:56:48,671
[roars]
1136
00:56:51,373 --> 00:56:52,975
Sorry, Matt.
1137
00:56:53,108 --> 00:56:54,177
[footsteps]
1138
00:56:55,744 --> 00:56:59,916
No wait, I'm too high.
-God damn it!
1139
00:57:00,049 --> 00:57:01,117
[thud]
1140
00:57:01,617 --> 00:57:02,719
[thud]
1141
00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:04,286
[in Dylan's head]
It's all on you.
1142
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,089
There's no one left.
What are you gonna do?
1143
00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:08,558
Will you fight
or will you perish like a dog?
1144
00:57:09,158 --> 00:57:10,593
[growls]
1145
00:57:14,397 --> 00:57:16,566
[in Dylan's head]
You hear that? It's over.
1146
00:57:17,300 --> 00:57:20,603
Die like you've lived.
A coward.
1147
00:57:21,971 --> 00:57:23,072
[snarls]
1148
00:57:28,044 --> 00:57:29,145
[squelch]
1149
00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:30,547
[jolly music plays]
1150
00:57:36,585 --> 00:57:37,887
[thud]
1151
00:57:43,192 --> 00:57:44,194
[squelch]
1152
00:57:46,029 --> 00:57:47,497
[moans curiously]
1153
00:57:56,673 --> 00:57:58,508
[chews]
1154
00:58:00,943 --> 00:58:02,545
He's just like me. For real.
1155
00:58:02,678 --> 00:58:04,613
What is happening?
1156
00:58:04,747 --> 00:58:06,249
-Max? Don't you see?
1157
00:58:06,382 --> 00:58:09,985
You were right the whole time.
The deer aren't evil.
1158
00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:13,022
They just like simple kush.
Just like you and me.
1159
00:58:13,156 --> 00:58:14,357
-Oh, God.
-[laughs]
1160
00:58:14,757 --> 00:58:17,493
They're not that different
from us, after all.
1161
00:58:17,893 --> 00:58:19,895
And they're kind of cute.
1162
00:58:20,029 --> 00:58:21,030
[vomits]
1163
00:58:23,666 --> 00:58:25,100
Okay that thing
is fucked up, though.
1164
00:58:25,234 --> 00:58:28,070
Yeah, never mind.
It's incredibly ill.
1165
00:58:28,204 --> 00:58:29,205
[chokes]
1166
00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:31,574
We should probably go.
1167
00:58:31,908 --> 00:58:33,276
Yeah, we should go. Let's go.
1168
00:58:37,413 --> 00:58:39,516
[groans confusedly]
1169
00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:42,051
[door slams]
1170
00:58:43,285 --> 00:58:44,319
[sighing]
1171
00:58:44,653 --> 00:58:46,155
-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry.
1172
00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:47,423
No. I'm sorry.
1173
00:58:47,924 --> 00:58:49,125
I shouldn't have made you drive
for 19 hours straight.
1174
00:58:49,258 --> 00:58:50,760
Yeah, it's kind of fucked up,
dude,
1175
00:58:51,060 --> 00:58:52,628
but I forgot your birthday.
1176
00:58:52,762 --> 00:58:53,963
That means a lot to you, man.
1177
00:58:54,096 --> 00:58:56,331
Yeah, I'm a pretty big
birthday guy.
1178
00:58:56,799 --> 00:58:59,035
But we got this whole trip
ahead of us.
1179
00:58:59,168 --> 00:59:01,370
Tomorrow morning we'll be
at this beautiful cabin
1180
00:59:01,503 --> 00:59:05,007
in Colorado, with a ton of beer
and our best friends
1181
00:59:05,141 --> 00:59:06,008
in the world.
1182
00:59:06,875 --> 00:59:08,210
You're right. All of our friends
will be there.
1183
00:59:08,344 --> 00:59:10,279
We'll throw you
a big birthday party, all right?
1184
00:59:10,413 --> 00:59:11,247
Really?
1185
00:59:11,714 --> 00:59:13,082
Christian'll bake you
a big cake.
1186
00:59:13,215 --> 00:59:15,251
Matt's gonna give you
a big hug.
1187
00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:17,387
Dylan'll sing,
[shells clang]
1188
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:19,855
and Ben'll light the candles.
[gun cocks]
1189
00:59:19,989 --> 00:59:20,956
Wow.
1190
00:59:21,456 --> 00:59:22,925
I love the homies.
1191
00:59:23,058 --> 00:59:24,894
Yeah.
1192
00:59:25,027 --> 00:59:26,262
Feel like we're
forgetting someone.
1193
00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:28,932
No.
1194
00:59:29,765 --> 00:59:30,966
[door creaks]
1195
00:59:31,434 --> 00:59:33,636
[suspenseful drones]
1196
00:59:42,345 --> 00:59:43,812
[growl]
1197
00:59:44,513 --> 00:59:46,716
[intense music plays]
1198
00:59:57,693 --> 00:59:58,961
[trigger snaps]
Homie?
1199
00:59:59,094 --> 01:00:00,129
[gunshot]
1200
01:00:02,631 --> 01:00:03,933
[thud]
Holy shit.
1201
01:00:06,101 --> 01:00:10,340
What the fuck?
Is that physically possible?
1202
01:00:12,641 --> 01:00:14,344
I guess we better go.
1203
01:00:15,678 --> 01:00:18,381
-Yeah, yeah, we should go.
-Fuck.
1204
01:00:20,282 --> 01:00:21,617
Will. Yeah.
1205
01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:22,885
Will.
1206
01:00:23,018 --> 01:00:24,687
[laughs]
-Will, he's awesome.
1207
01:00:24,820 --> 01:00:26,388
I always forget about Will.
1208
01:00:27,056 --> 01:00:28,390
[happy music plays]
1209
01:00:29,191 --> 01:00:31,060
Ben: Holy shit,
what a fucking evening.
1210
01:00:31,193 --> 01:00:32,661
Hey, thank God you came in
with the antlers.
1211
01:00:32,794 --> 01:00:33,762
That was choice.
1212
01:00:34,329 --> 01:00:36,499
Yeah. Dude, I just saw something
sharp and pointy.
1213
01:00:36,632 --> 01:00:37,766
-And it paid off.
1214
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:39,735
But yeah, no, so we left
the garage,
1215
01:00:39,869 --> 01:00:40,703
and then what happened?
1216
01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:42,571
Yeah and then
a wild fucking Will appeared.
1217
01:00:42,905 --> 01:00:44,239
Oh my God, right.
He got fucking launched.
1218
01:00:44,373 --> 01:00:45,241
How far was that?
1219
01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:47,743
You know, realistically,
I would say ten feet,
1220
01:00:47,877 --> 01:00:49,578
but I think
I'm gonna write down 100.
1221
01:00:49,712 --> 01:00:50,746
Hey, go for two. Why not?
1222
01:00:51,346 --> 01:00:52,781
You know what
I totally forgot about what?
1223
01:00:52,915 --> 01:00:54,450
-What?
-Max and Bryan.
1224
01:00:54,583 --> 01:00:56,218
I mean, those fucking bozos.
What happened?
1225
01:00:56,351 --> 01:00:57,453
Oh my God. Yeah.
1226
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,955
Wait, they-- they just
never showed up, did they?
1227
01:01:00,089 --> 01:01:02,058
Yeah, I thought they were gonna,
like, save the day or something.
1228
01:01:02,191 --> 01:01:03,692
Hey. You know,
you could have them save us
1229
01:01:03,825 --> 01:01:04,760
in the screenplay.
1230
01:01:04,893 --> 01:01:05,862
Screenplay?
1231
01:01:05,995 --> 01:01:06,895
Yeah. Dude.
1232
01:01:07,630 --> 01:01:09,798
Got an outline right here.
You gotta write this at NYU.
1233
01:01:09,932 --> 01:01:11,233
Yeah, maybe a lot of therapy.
1234
01:01:12,334 --> 01:01:14,103
Could use a co-writer
in the city, though.
1235
01:01:14,637 --> 01:01:15,904
-Moi?
-Yeah. Come on.
1236
01:01:16,038 --> 01:01:16,972
You wanna be a city boy?
1237
01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,841
Come on.
[chants] City boy, city boy,
1238
01:01:18,974 --> 01:01:20,609
city boy.
-Well, shit. I guess I'd better.
1239
01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:23,746
All my roommates are dead,
right?
1240
01:01:23,879 --> 01:01:25,114
Yeah. [chuckles]
1241
01:01:32,755 --> 01:01:34,891
[spooky music plays]
1242
01:01:39,328 --> 01:01:41,464
No, but seriously,
once this nightmare is over,
1243
01:01:41,597 --> 01:01:43,565
we'll get you patched up,
fly you out first thing.
1244
01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:44,734
You can crash my couch.
1245
01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:46,502
My bed. I'll take the couch.
1246
01:01:46,635 --> 01:01:47,569
Hey, uh...
1247
01:01:47,703 --> 01:01:49,171
-Yeah.
-Ben.
1248
01:01:49,304 --> 01:01:50,672
No, and I know you're probably,
like, allergic to, like,
1249
01:01:50,806 --> 01:01:51,808
everything in the city,
so like...
1250
01:01:52,508 --> 01:01:53,910
[piercing drone]
1251
01:01:58,214 --> 01:01:59,315
[growls]
1252
01:02:01,483 --> 01:02:03,152
And we gotta hit up
this mom and pop pizza shop
1253
01:02:03,285 --> 01:02:04,854
Christian told me about.
It's a little hole in the wall.
1254
01:02:04,987 --> 01:02:06,589
And some bars.
-Ben!
1255
01:02:06,889 --> 01:02:09,125
All: Ah!
[thud]
1256
01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:11,694
Fuck this guy.
1257
01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:13,863
Where did he come from, dude,
I thought you pushed him
1258
01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:15,431
down the stairs!
1259
01:02:15,565 --> 01:02:16,833
[roars]
1260
01:02:19,335 --> 01:02:20,002
What do I do?
1261
01:02:20,135 --> 01:02:21,603
Quick! Use the wiper.
1262
01:02:21,737 --> 01:02:23,038
-What?
-Use the wiper.
1263
01:02:23,172 --> 01:02:24,741
-Okay?
-Just do it.
1264
01:02:26,675 --> 01:02:28,878
[wipers squeak]
1265
01:02:29,946 --> 01:02:31,147
[happy music plays]
1266
01:02:33,249 --> 01:02:34,217
Ah!
1267
01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:37,352
[glass cracks]
Ben?
1268
01:02:37,486 --> 01:02:38,353
Ben?
1269
01:02:38,854 --> 01:02:40,122
-Dude, have you got
your seatbelt on?
1270
01:02:40,256 --> 01:02:41,390
[seatbelt clicks]
Always.
1271
01:02:41,957 --> 01:02:43,259
Okay great. Remember that movie
I Love You, Man ,
1272
01:02:43,392 --> 01:02:45,227
starring Paul Rudd
and Jason Segel?
1273
01:02:45,728 --> 01:02:48,397
-Ben?
-I love you, man! Ah!
1274
01:02:49,799 --> 01:02:51,400
[tires squeal]
1275
01:02:52,468 --> 01:02:53,436
[crash]
1276
01:02:57,606 --> 01:03:00,042
[car beeps]
1277
01:03:02,978 --> 01:03:04,813
[page turns]
1278
01:03:04,947 --> 01:03:06,949
[gasps]
1279
01:03:25,601 --> 01:03:28,371
[somber music plays]
1280
01:03:35,278 --> 01:03:37,280
[growls]
1281
01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,531
[gargle]
1282
01:04:07,143 --> 01:04:08,978
[gunshot]
1283
01:04:42,912 --> 01:04:45,114
[somber music continues]
1284
01:05:07,903 --> 01:05:10,106
[heavy breathing]
1285
01:05:23,652 --> 01:05:29,025
[car honks]
1286
01:05:36,932 --> 01:05:41,203
Bryan: Yo! Hey Benny boy.
Max: You look like shit.
1287
01:05:42,304 --> 01:05:44,006
Somebody die, or? [chuckles]
1288
01:05:44,473 --> 01:05:49,712
Bryan: So you had to kill--
Max: Will, Matt, Christian
1289
01:05:49,845 --> 01:05:51,580
and the neighbor?
-And the hunter.
1290
01:05:51,713 --> 01:05:52,648
And the hunter.
1291
01:05:52,781 --> 01:05:53,615
-And the hunter.
-Right.
1292
01:05:54,149 --> 01:05:56,051
Technically Dylan killed Matt,
but yeah.
1293
01:05:56,184 --> 01:05:58,854
Oh, okay.
So it's not all on you.
1294
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:03,259
And Dylan at the Tooley Valley,
you...
1295
01:06:03,826 --> 01:06:05,094
Yeah.
Max: Oh, God.
1296
01:06:05,227 --> 01:06:08,331
Man, this doesn't feel real.
-I'm sorry, man.
1297
01:06:09,831 --> 01:06:10,866
-Yeah, yeah.
1298
01:06:11,233 --> 01:06:13,135
Sorry, how far back
did Will fly again?
1299
01:06:13,903 --> 01:06:16,439
I don't know, it was inhuman.
1300
01:06:16,572 --> 01:06:20,242
And before you shot him,
he said, Homie ?
1301
01:06:20,542 --> 01:06:22,478
Yeah, there's a good chance
he was just really high, so...
1302
01:06:22,611 --> 01:06:25,848
How far is inhuman in feet?
-Do you think Will
1303
01:06:25,981 --> 01:06:26,948
smoked all that weed?
1304
01:06:27,682 --> 01:06:30,219
Like, maybe we should go back
to the cabin just to check?
1305
01:06:31,219 --> 01:06:32,354
Are you serious?
1306
01:06:32,754 --> 01:06:33,855
Oh, sorry. Yeah.
1307
01:06:33,989 --> 01:06:34,789
My bad.
1308
01:06:34,923 --> 01:06:36,592
Okay, cool. Thanks.
1309
01:06:36,725 --> 01:06:39,561
Should we head back to town?
Maybe get some help?
1310
01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:41,030
Yeah, yeah, that's good.
1311
01:06:43,999 --> 01:06:45,668
Cool.
-Cool. Yeah.
1312
01:06:48,069 --> 01:06:49,104
[indicator clicks]
1313
01:06:49,405 --> 01:06:51,006
[mellow music plays]
1314
01:06:51,373 --> 01:06:58,247
[sniffs] Dude.
-Wait, something's wrong.
1315
01:07:01,983 --> 01:07:03,185
Guys.
1316
01:07:05,487 --> 01:07:06,689
Sorry, this song
is not the vibe.
1317
01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:08,424
Let me put it
on the melancholy mix.
1318
01:07:08,557 --> 01:07:10,459
Ooh, or the sad boy station.
1319
01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,362
[songs cycle through]
1320
01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:15,564
Hey, Max.
-Yeah?
1321
01:07:15,697 --> 01:07:16,398
You got a request?
1322
01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:17,566
Oh, yeah. I have a song.
1323
01:07:18,467 --> 01:07:19,401
Can you play Shut the Fuck Up
by Bryan, featuring Earth
1324
01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:21,370
and its entire population?
1325
01:07:22,438 --> 01:07:23,972
That is so unnecessary, dude.
1326
01:07:24,106 --> 01:07:25,474
Come on. I'm trying
to set a mood.
1327
01:07:25,607 --> 01:07:27,909
All of our friends just died.
That's the mood.
1328
01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:28,910
Exactly.
1329
01:07:29,411 --> 01:07:30,679
More of a reason
not to shit the bed on us.
1330
01:07:30,813 --> 01:07:32,080
Okay, that's insane.
1331
01:07:32,214 --> 01:07:34,849
I'm not insane.
I let drama sit and stew.
1332
01:07:34,983 --> 01:07:37,753
I'm not an INFP or whatever
Oscar Mayer wiener shit
1333
01:07:37,886 --> 01:07:38,754
you think I am!
1334
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:40,956
-[laughs] It's Myers-Briggs.
You're such an ENFP.
1335
01:07:41,290 --> 01:07:43,259
-Stop throwing letters at me.
You know I'm dyslexic.
1336
01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:44,993
-Oh, I'm well aware
of your condition.
1337
01:07:45,127 --> 01:07:46,695
-This is why.
astrology is so much better.
1338
01:07:46,828 --> 01:07:48,597
It's signs and shapes.
It's simple.
1339
01:07:48,730 --> 01:07:50,865
-You're simple.
-You're a piece of shit.
1340
01:07:50,999 --> 01:07:53,268
-I'm a piece of shit?
You're a piece of shit.
1341
01:07:53,401 --> 01:07:54,970
We need group therapy.
1342
01:07:55,104 --> 01:07:56,505
That's what the orgy
could have been.
1343
01:07:56,638 --> 01:07:58,774
-So you admit it.
You wanted an orgy?
1344
01:07:58,907 --> 01:08:00,242
-Oh, yeah. Sure.
-Guys...
1345
01:08:00,376 --> 01:08:02,077
I mean, we're all
a bit homiesexual.
1346
01:08:02,211 --> 01:08:03,445
-What the fuck?
-Guys!
1347
01:08:03,578 --> 01:08:04,813
-I like--
-What?
1348
01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:06,482
Where'd you find this?
1349
01:08:06,615 --> 01:08:08,350
Oh, that's Vinny's dude.
[laughs]
1350
01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:10,419
Yeah, I found that on Yelp.
It's like a local meat spot
1351
01:08:10,552 --> 01:08:12,587
over here. It's organic
and stuff. It's pretty good.
1352
01:08:12,721 --> 01:08:13,923
Did not sit well
with Bryan, though.
1353
01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:15,957
-You said it was beyond me.
I'm vegan.
1354
01:08:16,091 --> 01:08:17,359
Yeah, it's beyond
all expectations.
1355
01:08:17,493 --> 01:08:18,660
That's the whole thing.
1356
01:08:18,794 --> 01:08:19,828
When did you eat it?
1357
01:08:19,961 --> 01:08:20,829
Bryan: Breakfast?
1358
01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:22,130
Yeah, Vinny's does breakfast
now.
1359
01:08:22,564 --> 01:08:24,132
Oh, good for them.
Well it's venison.
1360
01:08:24,265 --> 01:08:25,334
You ate venison.
1361
01:08:25,467 --> 01:08:26,868
-Oh.
-Hm.
1362
01:08:27,836 --> 01:08:29,604
Do you know what venison is?
-Meat?
1363
01:08:29,738 --> 01:08:32,441
-It's like Italian?
-It's deer.
1364
01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:36,044
You ate deer? It's on the logo.
1365
01:08:36,178 --> 01:08:37,379
Oh.
1366
01:08:41,317 --> 01:08:43,519
[mellow music plays]
1367
01:08:51,793 --> 01:08:53,362
[growls]
1368
01:08:55,130 --> 01:08:57,333
[vomits]
1369
01:09:12,681 --> 01:09:13,682
Oh, deer.
1370
01:09:58,994 --> 01:10:00,829
Well, well, well.
1371
01:10:00,962 --> 01:10:04,599
What a tale
we have unraveled here today.
1372
01:10:04,733 --> 01:10:09,204
One of adventure,
lust and betrayal.
1373
01:10:09,771 --> 01:10:12,374
I do hope y'all learned
something.
1374
01:10:12,507 --> 01:10:14,143
I know I sure didn't.
1375
01:10:14,510 --> 01:10:18,213
Until next time
my flesh wearing friends,
1376
01:10:18,346 --> 01:10:20,015
always remember...
1377
01:10:20,816 --> 01:10:24,253
Don't eat the deer.
Yee-haw!
1378
01:10:25,353 --> 01:10:27,556
[heavy electronic music plays]
1379
01:10:43,205 --> 01:10:48,677
♪ Eat the meat, eat the meat,
eat the meat, eat it,
1380
01:10:50,345 --> 01:10:53,549
♪ Eat it, eat the deer,
1381
01:11:05,560 --> 01:11:07,896
♪ I shot it with a gun,
venison,
1382
01:11:08,030 --> 01:11:12,133
♪ Bet he run, away from there,
I'm not scared,
1383
01:11:12,267 --> 01:11:15,003
♪ I'm drinking a beer,
and I'm eating this deer,
1384
01:11:15,136 --> 01:11:17,939
♪ I shot it
with a Remington shotgun
1385
01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:23,279
♪ It was fun, then I eated
at Vinny's Venison
1386
01:11:25,914 --> 01:11:28,917
♪ Yeah I'm at Vinny's Venison
1387
01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:37,559
♪ Did he eat the meat?
Did he eat the meat?
1388
01:11:37,693 --> 01:11:39,094
♪ Did he eat the meat?
1389
01:11:39,228 --> 01:11:40,395
♪ Did he eat the meat?
1390
01:11:40,529 --> 01:11:43,131
♪ Did he eat the meat?
1391
01:11:43,264 --> 01:11:46,201
♪ And I'm not the deer,
I'm not even here,
1392
01:11:46,335 --> 01:11:49,805
♪ I'm here de beer,
Yeah, I cook it on the grill,
1393
01:11:49,938 --> 01:11:52,207
♪ Phil, I've had my fill,
I'm chilling with Will
1394
01:11:52,341 --> 01:11:54,576
♪ I bet he wants to eat it
boom style,
1395
01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:56,378
♪ That's my friend, Christian.
1396
01:11:56,511 --> 01:11:57,979
♪ That's my friend, Christian.
1397
01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:01,684
♪ Eat it. No no no.
1398
01:12:04,586 --> 01:12:06,321
♪ Did he eat the meat? ♪ ♪
1399
01:12:06,755 --> 01:12:08,691
[dramatic music plays]
1400
01:12:43,191 --> 01:12:46,961
Hey, folks, I'm going buck wild
down here at Vinny's Venison!
1401
01:12:47,095 --> 01:12:49,798
We've got tasty deer,
crazy deer, huge deer,
1402
01:12:49,932 --> 01:12:53,068
small, rare, well done,
morning deer.
1403
01:12:53,201 --> 01:12:54,402
We should make pot legal.
1404
01:12:54,536 --> 01:12:56,938
Deer, deer, deer,
deer, deer, deer.
1405
01:12:57,071 --> 01:12:59,641
Vinny's Venison deer
is going to make you die.
1406
01:12:59,775 --> 01:13:02,477
I'd like you all
to meet my beautiful boy,
1407
01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:04,112
Vinny Venison Junior.
1408
01:13:04,245 --> 01:13:06,848
Here he is, folks,
fresh out of Harvard University.
1409
01:13:06,982 --> 01:13:10,953
I love you, Pa. Somehow
I love killing deer even more.
1410
01:13:11,086 --> 01:13:14,489
So let's get together
at Vinny's Venison
1411
01:13:14,623 --> 01:13:20,028
at Chain Zorro. Woo-hoo!
[hums tune]
1412
01:13:20,161 --> 01:13:26,601
I'm Vinny Venison, and you
are watching Boxfort TV.
1413
01:13:26,734 --> 01:13:28,937
[heavy electronic music plays]
1414
01:13:33,341 --> 01:13:34,510
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