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Oh, what a wonderful bridal shower.

Thank you for throwing it for me.

Oh, it's my pleasure.

And thanks for the help with picking out china patterns.

I'm so happy you choose my pattern.

Simon will think of home every time we use it.

We both will.

I wonder if that had anything to do

with wanting to inherit Mom's china.

Inherit?

You now have reason to believe

the marriage will actually last that long?

No, but if they're still together

by the time you get married,

pick the same pattern just in case.

Deal. ANNIE: Hey, I was so busy

I didn't get a piece of that cake. Me neither.

How about some cookies and milk?

Oreos? My favorite.

Hey, mine, too!

I'm so glad we're getting to be friends.

For the first time,

I don't know, I feel like I'm not losing a son,

but... I'm gaining a daughter.

I feel like she's cheating on us.

Since when does Mom like having Oreos

with her other daughters?

I'll tell you when.

I remember the first time I read a book about

a girl getting kissed by a boy.

He had a peppermint in his mouth and the kiss was sticky.

That made me not want to kiss a boy for years.

I'll bet your mom gave you that book, A Kiss in the Library.

Yeah!

I gave that to Mary and Lucy and Ruthie,

but unfortunately, it seems to have had the opposite effect.

That book was supposed to keep us from kissing boys?

Who knew?

I thought it was a message for fresh breath.

I still keep peppermints in my pocket when I go to the library.

Shh!

Oh. I thought I heard voices.

Do you want to join us?

Frankly, I prefer spying, always have.

Yeah and I've got to go home and check on Kevin and Savannah.

She's really nice, you know.

It's okay to change your mind about people.

Have some cookies with us?

And talk? Yeah, and talk?

What?

So, you gave us that kissing book to read

so that we wouldn't want to kiss boys?

So?

So, you didn't tell us that.

Oh.

Are you two actually jealous?

No, no.

We're not jealous.

We're just not so naive.

This is the same Rose that we all thought

was wrong for Simon, what, like, two weeks ago?

But things have changed, and things started to change

when Rose and I began to talk,

I mean, really talk and listen to each other.

Good luck.

Good luck?

Well, you're not talking to her for nothing.

I don't understand.

I think what they're saying is

you can give a person a few Oreos

and they'll talk to you.

About what?

I don't know; let's find out.

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ When I see their happy faces ♪

♪ Smiling back at me ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ I know there's no greater feeling ♪

♪ Than the love of family ♪

♪ Where can you go ♪

♪ When the world don't treat you right? ♪

♪ The answer is home ♪

♪ That's the one place that you'll find ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ Mmm, 7th Heaven ♪

♪ 7th Heaven. ♪

Would you like a cookie?

Oh, no thanks, I had some already.

What's going on? Nothing.

Not anything.

Delivery for the bride.

Thank you.

I didn't want Annie to have to live with that

in her living room for the next couple of weeks.

No problem.

What is that?

It's a mini-fridge.

It's for our office, which is gonna be

on the second floor of the condo we're renting.

The kitchen is on the first floor, so we thought

it would be nice if we didn't have to go downstairs

every time we wanted a cold drink.

That's what we have to do.

Yeah, it's a pain.

You're seven.

It's still a pain.

Where did you learn that language?

Give us a minute, will you?

Sure.

And, guys, if you want to use our refrigerator

while it's stored here, you're more than welcome to it.

A pain where?

In the neck. In the neck.

Oh. Still, it's not a pain to go up and down the stairs.

It's good for you; it's exercise.

Hey, guys, what's going on?

Ooh, give me one of those.

Be our guest. All right!

Would you like some milk?

Ooh, I'd love some milk.

I'll get it for you. Okay.

Let me have one of those.

Oh, a lot of loot.

Yeah, they got a lot of nice presents.

What'd we get them?

Uh, oh, we gave them the teapot.

Just a teapot?

Well, it's part of the china pattern.

Still.

Well, we're giving them

their big present for their wedding.

You think we should give them what we're giving them now?

No, but I think we should've done better than a teapot.

I think we should wait

until the wedding day to give them the big gift.

Well, I don't know, it would take a lot of stress

off of Simon if we gave it to them now.

Mom says we can put this in the refrigerator if we want.

Let me plug it in then.

Well, it is a lot of money,

and we're probably not teaching them anything

if we pay for the ring, but on the other hand...

On the other hand, we don't want Simon

paying for that ring the rest of his life.

And if he knew we were giving him the money,

he might not be working every minute up until the wedding.

That's okay.

They're gonna need that money, too.

You didn't tell your parents what we're doing, did you?

Hmm, no, I didn't.

It's a secret, okay?

Kevin and I are giving Simon and Rose some money

to pay for their wedding rings,

but we don't want anyone else to know.

So, why are you telling them?

Oh, they won't tell anyone.

Make sure you don't or you will have a pain.

Kevin!

In the neck.

Whoa, is all this from the wedding shower?

Yeah, and look, we got a refrigerator.

Rose is letting us use it to keep our milk in it.

Are those Oreos?

Oreos are my favorite.

May I?

Sure, have some.

Yeah, have some Oreos with us.

I think I will.

Mmm. Mmm.

I'll tell you a little secret

if you promise, promise not to tell your mom.

We promise.

We can keep a secret.

When your mom and I had just been married for a month,

I had to take a little business trip

and I accidentally left my wedding ring

on the bathroom sink in my hotel,

and...

You can't tell anyone.

As I was driving home from the airport,

I realized it, and I knew how upset that Mommy would be,

so I drove all the way to downtown Los Angeles

and went to buy a ring that looked just like the one I had,

the one your mother had given me,

but I had no idea

that that ring had cost so much,

and I really didn't have quite enough money,

but...

the old guy selling the ring gave me a discount.

He felt sorry for me and he didn't want me

to get in trouble. What happened?

To this day, Mommy still doesn't realize

that this isn't the original ring that she bought me.

And I...

I told that... lie

because I didn't want Mommy

to be disappointed and unhappy, but you should never lie.

Unless maybe it's to keep you from hurting someone's feelings.

And even then, you might...

You know, I hadn't thought about that ring for years.

I probably shouldn't have said anything, but...

But you're old enough to keep a secret,

and-and-and it'll be our secret, right?

Just the three of us.

Hi.

Where are you going?

I'm going downstairs to get a snack

and then I'm going to bed.

Where's Rose?

Downstairs, watching TV.

You don't have to go all the way downstairs to the kitchen

if you don't want to.

We have snacks in here.

What snacks?

Keep 'em coming.

I will.

I'm not stupid.

I know what you're trying to do here.

What? Yeah, what?

Well, you're trying to get people to talk to you,

share a moment, a secret even.

Do you have any secrets?

Yeah, you can tell us.

We won't tell anyone.

Sure you won't.

We won't.

Promise.

All right, here's one.

My secret is...

I'm not crazy enough to tell either of you

anything that I don't want everyone else to know.

Had any luck with anyone else?

We're not going to tell you.

Yeah, we're not going to tell you.

We'll see how long you can hold out.

What's going on?

Oh, what? Nothing, just trying to write a sermon.

Oh.

You keep looking at your hand.

Oh. I...

My wedding ring.

Oh.

Yeah, I've been thinking a lot about things like that.

You know, wedding rings and...

Are you hungry?

The boys have some extra milk and cookies

in the spare room. I'd be happy to get you some.

Uh, actually, I had a little snack with them earlier.

Hmm, okay.

Oh.

I just wanted to say good night,

and thanks again for the wedding shower.

Oh, you're welcome, Rose. Good night.

Good night.

Love you.

Love you.

Good night.

Are we at that stage in our relationship with Rose?

I think so, yes.

Oh.

What?

Are you now trying to get Rose to go through with the marriage

when it seemed like you thought that there was some possibility

that she might turn and run back to her old boyfriend?

I love her, okay?

Okay, if you say so.

I say so.

Hey.

Rose, wake up.

Simon.

Hi. Good morning.

What time is it?

6:00.

What are you doing here so early?

Well, you wanted me to get the gifts back for you,

so I have to be back at work by 10:00.

Oh, you are working so hard.

And I'm getting to have all the fun.

You won't believe all the stuff we got yesterday.

It's in the other room.

Go take a look.

I'm going down the hall, I'll be right back.

This is unbelievable.

Yeah, it is.

I can help you write the thank you notes if you have a list.

I could do it while I'm hanging out at work.

That would really help.

I have to start studying for finals.

But you have finals, too, so, you shouldn't worry

about things like the thank you notes.

You're working.

I'll take care of it.

All right, but I have time, I can help.

You don't seem too worried about your finals.

I'm finding it really hard to concentrate

with the wedding just a couple weeks away.

Oh, it's just school.

It's only finals; it'll be fine.

I wish I could be that confident.

Work.

Hey, yeah, it's me.

Oh, wh-what do you mean I don't have the 10:00 shift?

No, I got off work at midnight,

and I only got a couple hours sleep

and then I drove down to Glenoak to run an errand

so I could be back by 10:00 for my shift.

Yeah, I understand it's not your problem. I...

The guy who called in sick suddenly called in well.

I don't have to be there until 4:00.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I can't believe this.

I'm exhausted.

Then why don't we just go back to bed?

Yeah, why don't we?

Right.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Simon.

What time is it?

1:00.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

Rose said you better get up

so you could get to work.

Oh, how could it be 1:00?

It's that time this time every day.

I slept the whole day.

Here's a sandwich.

Rose made it for you, then she and Mom went shopping.

Shopping?

What else could we need?

Would you like some milk with that?

We have new milk.

Yeah, thanks, guys.

Good idea.

I miss you guys.

I'm sorry I couldn't come home more this year.

Can you guys keep a secret?

Of course we can.

We promise.

I'm taking incompletes in all my classes

so I can work so I can pay my bills

and still pay for that stupid ring I bought for Rose.

You don't know what incompletes are, do you?

I hope you never know.

I hope you never know what debt is either.

But you do know what a secret is, don't you?

Don't say anything to anyone

about what I just told you, okay?

Promise.

The two of them.

First Oreos, now shopping together? I know.

I suppose we could've gone with them.

Or not. Or not.

Here's what I'm thinking.

I'm thinking that while they shop, they'll talk,

and then... oh, I don't know.

No, I think you're on to something.

They'll shop and they'll talk, and then Mom will get really,

really close to Rose and because she loves her,

she'll...

tell her that... I don't know.

Whoa, who said Mom loves her?

I heard Mom say that to Rose last night,

when they were saying good night to each other.

Yeah, and I think they mean it.

I think that Rose loves Mom like a mother,

and Mom loves her like a daughter,

and because she loves her like a daughter,

I think she'll be able to tell her

not to marry Simon because...

No, go on.

You're doing really good. Keep going.

I don't know, I can't figure it out.

Me neither.

Rose couldn't have changed that much.

I mean, it's impossible.

Hey, I just saw Simon over the back fence.

He went and picked up some of the shower gifts for Rose,

and then he's heading back to school so he can go to work.

You want to give him the wedding gift?

What are you guys giving him?

It's a surprise.

No, you know what, you're right.

We'll, we'll wait until the wedding.

Repeat that "You were right" part.

I don't hear that nearly enough.

Hey.

Just wanted to say good-bye.

I'm taking as many of the gifts as I could load into my car,

but I can't get them all, and I don't think the boys

are ready to let go of the refrigerator.

Not that I could get that in my car.

I wish you could stay longer.

I can't.

I have to work. Have to work.

How's school going?

School?

School's fine.

It's pretty tough working all the time and studying,

but that's what happens when you buy a ring on credit.

Feel free to say “I told you so” at any time.

I don't think I have to.

So, Mom and Rose are still out shopping?

Yeah, the two of them have been inseparable these days.

That's such a relief.

I was so afraid they would get into such a big fight

before the wedding, we'd have to call the whole thing off.

Really?

You thought that might be possible?

Yeah.

Sure, didn't you?

No, really. No.

Have you had any thoughts about calling the whole thing off?

No, Dad, I was afraid that Rose might.

I want to marry her; I love her.

What did you think about her old boyfriend, uh, Umberto?

He's actually a really nice guy.

He's the one who talked to Rose about talking to Mom,

so I consider him a good friend to both of us.

Is he coming to the wedding?

I really have to go.

I'll call Rose later, okay?

Uh, you... you have a little something.

Oh, yeah. Thanks, Dad.

Hey. How's it going, guys?

Good. Really good.

Nice to see Simon, huh?

Yeah. Did you have some cookies with him?

Yes. And milk.

Oh. You're really enjoying having that

little refrigerator up here, aren't you?

Yes. We'd like to keep it.

Oh, can't do that.

It was a gift for Simon and Rose.

Say, did-did Simon say anything to you about getting married?

I'm afraid that he might be, you know, scared.

Sometimes men get very scared about getting married.

Why?

Well, you know, it's a big commitment.

When you marry someone, you're promising to take care of them

and be there for them and love them for the rest of your life.

So, Simon didn't mention anything about getting married?

Did he say anything about... anything?

The boys had these milk glasses upstairs.

I thought I'd bring them down.

Need some help?

No, thanks.

I-I think we've got it.

Well, on second thought,

maybe you and Rose could finish up.

No, that's okay.

No, really, I didn't get to the laundry today

and I've got some towels that I gotta get in the wash

before it gets too late.

I wish you and Lucy had come with us today.

I wasn't aware that we were invited.

By the way, it's forks up, knives down.

That's just how we do things around here.

Oh. Sorry.

We wanted you to go, but I was shopping for gifts

for my bridesmaids and you're a bridesmaid.

Find anything?

No, but your mom gave me a great idea.

Yeah, she's filled with great ideas.

What does that mean?

Nothing. She's filled with great ideas.

I hope you're not upset with her.

You're not upset that she's been spending time with me.

No, I'm not upset with her.

Oh.

Then I guess maybe you're upset with me?

I guess I really should've

apologized to everyone in the family

instead of just to your mother.

If I've done anything

to offend you this past year, and I'm sure I have,

then I'm really sorry.

I've never had

a sister before, and I'm hoping that

you and Lucy and I can be close.

We have another sister, you know.

Mary. I know.

I can't wait to meet her.

I met Carlos, remember?

He's really nice.

I hope he and Charlie and Mary can all be at the wedding.

Wouldn't count on it.

I'm not, but I still hope they get to come.

You really, really don't like me.

I mean, you didn't seem like

you'd try to get in the way of the wedding before,

but before you didn't have to.

Before your mom was getting in the way of the wedding.

Is that what's changed with the two of you?

No one's trying to stop your wedding.

I'm just tired of losing the people I love to you, okay?

Why are you all of a sudden being nice to everyone anyway?

Look, Ruthie, some people are lucky enough to have parents

who care enough to tell them

when they're doing the wrong thing.

I'm not.

But I was lucky enough to have a friend who did that for me.

You mean Umberto?

And why would Umberto do that for you?

Because he really is a friend.

And he's just a friend, in case you were wondering.

I was wondering.

You know what, I think I'm going to go see

if my mom needs help with the laundry.

Oh, hi. You finished in the kitchen?

Did you have dessert?

No, I didn't make dessert tonight.

Would you like to have milk and cookies with me?

Sure.

Please, Mom, I-I really need to talk to you.

Well, sure, Ruthie. What's going on?

What's the matter?

So...

how are you feeling about the wedding?

With Rose and Simon?

How am I feeling? Why?

You seem awfully okay with it.

Well, I, uh...

I am.

I am okay with it.

I think it's going to be all right.

And you think it's going to be all right because...?

Well, because I'm getting to know Rose better and...

And you think Rose might end up marrying Umberto instead?

Come on, you know, we're all thinking that.

You can tell me. I can keep a secret.

I've kept Matt's secret for years.

What could it be?

I don't know, I don't know.

If I knew, I would have told you at midnight last night.

I don't even know if Matt has a secret.

Ruthie ran from the room.

Matt has a secret.

They all have secrets.

We all have secrets.

Oh, yeah? Do we?

I'm sure we do.

Any secrets you want to tell me?

Look, I have a sermon to give in a couple hours,

so I'd just kind of like to stay focused on that.

Not that I'm hiding anything.

All right, I'll get to you later.

First I want to know what would make Ruthie

go running from the room.

What does that mean, you'll get to me later?

I know you told the boys something.

Did the boys tell you I told them something?

No, but, I know you were chatting it up over cookies.

And, I know that Ruthie knows something

that Matt really doesn't want us to know.

Is there any possibility

that it could be a good something?

You know, like, maybe they're getting residencies

that would bring them back home.

Or... or maybe Matt's graduating at the top of his class.

Or... I don't know, something good.

I don't know, people rarely keep good secrets.

Oh, hi.

I talked to Kevin.

He's gonna put this in your car,

so after church you can just drive straight to school

without coming by here.

I know you said that's what you wanted to do.

I'm not trying to push you out or anything.

I'm not ready for Kevin to load that into my car.

I'm leaving it here for another week or two

until Simon and I can get into the new place.

I'm just taking the smaller gifts,

the ones I have room for.

No, you can't leave this here.

Your mom said I could. Well, you can't.

I'll have Kevin put it in the garage.

What's going on?

Sam and David have been using it as a cookie bar.

A what?

They've been serving up milk and cookies,

but what they're really trying to do

is to get people to talk to them.

That's so cute.

Cute?

Well, no one's really going to tell them anything

they wouldn't want everyone else to know, are they?

Didn't you just make that mistake last Christmas?

Yes, I did.

Did you just make that mistake?

I almost let the biggest secret I've ever kept out

without so much as thinking about it.

I don't even want to know what your biggest secret is,

but I'd love to know what you came up here

to talk to your mom about.

I know it was about me, obviously.

Just tell me how I've taken away everyone you love.

Okay.

I loved Martin.

You introduced him to Sandy.

He's gone.

Now I'm losing my brother.

And if I hadn't introduced Martin to Sandy,

he'd be here dating you,

you'd be his girlfriend?

But you weren't his girlfriend.

He had a girlfriend, Meredith.

And if it wasn't Meredith, it could've been someone else.

It could have been a lot of someone elses.

I'm not saying that he never would have chosen you

as a girlfriend, Ruthie, but what happened with Sandy

could have happened with someone else,

someone I didn't introduce him to.

And I didn't make him sleep with Sandy.

I was shocked he slept with Sandy.

What is this, truth or dare?

Do you want to know the truth?

I'll tell you the truth.

I think my mom is only being nice to you

because she thinks that you and Simon won't get married.

Why?

I don't know.

I can't figure it out.

Ruthie Camden, that is not true.

That's not true, Rose.

I don't know why she said that.

I don't know either, unless you really think that.

Oh, hi, Sarah.

It's Ruthie.

Look, funny thing...

Actually not so funny.

I almost slipped up and told Mom

that you and Matt eloped, but I didn't.

But all she knows is that I'm hiding something

about the two of you, so I was wondering,

could you tell me some new secret

so that I can keep the old one?

It's the only thing that's gonna make up for me telling Rose

that I think Mom is being nice to her for no good reason.

Well, she told me that even if Martin

wasn't with Sandy that he probably

wouldn't be with me either.

She didn't exactly say that, but look,

I don't really have a lot of time,

so is there any little secret

that you could tell me about the two of you?

Not that big a secret.

Are you kidding me?

I'd rather tell them that you guys eloped

and went through with a big family wedding

just to please everyone.

I can't tell them that you two are...

I can't.

That's your news to tell them.

I told her I'd be over there ten minutes ago.

So, call her back and tell her that I need you right now.

For?

For if Savannah wakes up, I need you to help me out

because I'm getting ready for church.

And, you know,

I don't want you helping Rose right now.

I don't get it, you've been telling

your mom for months that she should just

give into this wedding, and now that she has,

you and Ruthie have made a 180 degree turn.

I wanted my mom to decide to go along

with the wedding on her own.

I didn't want her conned by Rose and her old boyfriend.

So you think her and her old boyfriend

are trying to con your mom

into thinking she's a nice person because...?

Because... I don't know, okay?

Maybe so that no one will be angry with Rose

when she calls off the wedding at the last minute.

She's been practically begging Simon

to marry her for over a year now.

Why would she call off the wedding?

Because...

Because she's in love with Umberto

and Mom knows it.

So she's gonna help Rose

call off the wedding. That's it!

That's it!

She genuinely likes her.

She likes Rose and-and because she likes Rose, Rose knows that

Mom will understand when she decides to marry Umberto.

'Cause she will understand, because she already understands.

I got it!

You got nothing.

Huh, huh.

Well, it's not that I think you'll call off the wedding.

It's that I'm afraid you'll call off the wedding, Rose,

and I really want you to marry Simon.

I mean, he's madly in love with you

and I don't want him to get hurt.

Annie, I'm madly in love with him.

Mmm. I want to marry Simon.

I'm not going to call off the wedding.

Oh, I hope not. I really hope not.

You know, every marriage takes work, but if you and Simon

are willing to do the work, which I think you are,

I think you can have a really good marriage.

Especially if you and Simon are as honest with each other

as you were with me.

Thank you, Annie.

You know, I probably should've told you this,

but I've been walking around with this fear in me

that something is gonna go wrong.

On the other hand, I didn't want to tell you

and have that hanging over your head like some bad omen.

I'm very worried about my son

and I feel very guilty

that my behavior over the last few months

is gonna come back to haunt me, that you could even

blame the canceling of this wedding on me.

I can't believe you put yourself through this.

Nothing is gonna go wrong.

I'm not gonna leave Simon for Umberto.

I mean, Umberto's been joking about wanting me back,

but he was joking around with both me and Simon.

And if he were serious, I don't think he'd make jokes

about that with the two of us.

Umberto said that?

He-he wants you back?

Hey, of course he wants me back... I'm me.

I'm just kidding.

Look, Annie,

it's not about what Umberto wants.

It's about what I want, what Simon wants.

We want to be married.

Oh, good.

I'm so glad we talked.

I feel so much better getting this off my chest.

I hate keeping secrets.

I hate keeping

what I know and how I feel inside.

It becomes a burden, you know.

It can make a person sick.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh.

Sick? How sick?

Whoa! Are you asleep?

Almost permanently.

You guys scared me just a tad.

We need to talk.

Boys, I told you to let your father get some rest.

Oh, thanks, hon.

What did they want to talk to you about?

I don't know.

Well, what did you want to talk to them about the other night

when, you know, when the three of you were in there

all cozy with the cookies and the milk?

We were just talking.

Okay. Well, you know when you

keep a secret, it just eats away at you, all inside

and it can really make you ill,

especially if you keep it in there for a long time.

Maybe your heart

would feel a little healthier

if you just told me what you told them.

A dad should be able

to have some secrets with his sons.

Yeah, he should. Yeah.

And a daughter should be able

to have some secrets with her brother.

Yes, you should, but I just get worried about Matt and Sarah

when I don't hear from them.

You know, and if they have split up,

I'd just love to know now

before we fly the whole family 3,000 miles across the country

so we can see the two of them graduate from medical school.

Not that we wouldn't go anyway,

but I just don't want to get there

and get hit with this news.

You won't.

I didn't get to apologize

to you before church.

I'm sorry I doubted your motivations

for being nice to Rose.

I just couldn't figure it out.

But I figured it out, I think.

Kevin's helping Rose put the mini-fridge in her car.

She decided to take it after all.

Oh, good. Well, let's have it.

Why am I so nice to Rose?

I already know.

Do you?

Yep.

Maybe you just think you know.

So, I told Rose and Rose told Ruthie, now you tell me.

You know, maybe you don't even know,

maybe it's not on a conscious level.

Please, we're all waiting to hear.

You think Rose is gonna call off the wedding

because she's still in love with her old boyfriend, Umberto.

And you know that, and you think that's a good thing,

and because you genuinely like her,

you're going to help her call off the wedding,

even though that would hurt Simon,

because in the long run you think that it's best

if they don't get married.

Not that Rose isn't a heck of a lot nicer

than you used to think.

Wow, that is quite a theory.

Oh, I wasn't going to help her. I just wasn't going to stop her.

And I was there to support her decision

and to be there for Simon.

Well, you told me that you were afraid Rose would

call off the wedding, but you were hoping she wouldn't

and that's all you said. Well, at the time,

it was probably all I was thinking,

but then it started getting complicated.

Oh, yes, apparently it did.

Thanks for sharing.

Well, we don't share every little bit of information

with each other now, do we?

No, I guess not. But please go on.

I talked to Rose, and she's not gonna call off the wedding,

and she's not in love with her old boyfriend,

and-and that makes me very happy.

So, if she's not in love with Umberto,

then of course, she shouldn't call off the wedding for him.

And if she is in love with Simon

and Simon's in love with her, then they should

get married and live happily ever after.

And we should all just get on the

"Rose is wonderful" bandwagon

and make sure that the next few weeks

go smoothly and nothing goes wrong.

And yes, sisters

are allowed to have secrets with their brothers, it's just...

Oh, please tell me

that what you know about Matt

is a good secret, Ruthie, I just...

have to know. What secret?

It's a secret I've kept for too long.

And it's a good secret,

and...

it involves not only Matt, but Sarah also.

And Sarah thought I should tell you.

I said it could be good.

Just wait and see what she has to say.

It's old news really, very old news.

And it probably doesn't even matter anymore.

You remember when Matt

took Sarah out on their first date

and they stayed out all night and then came home

with that lame cover story about how they stayed up all night

talking and decided to get married?

Yeah.

They were already married.

They got married on their first date.

And they told you?

What? What?

Yeah.

Their anniversary is actually in February.

Even though everyone else thinks it's in May.

What? What?

Yeah, I mean,

I always liked having that secret with them

all these years.

I was just afraid it was gonna slip out

like it almost did the other night.

But who cares, right?

What? What?

Well, it was years ago.

And they're still married, so what difference does it make?

Thanks, Kevin.

I'll be right there.

I'll come back and get the rest of the things and your bags.

Just hang out a few minutes.

Thanks.

I'm sorry about the little refrigerator.

I know you like serving everyone cookies and milk.

Kevin and Lucy are gonna give Simon

the money to pay for your ring.

It's a surprise wedding gift.

Are you sure?

Wow, that's really nice,

but maybe you shouldn't tell me if it's a surprise.

We have to.

If we don't, we might get sick.

I see.

And Simon's taking incompletes in all his classes.

He's what?

He has to work 'cause he's in debt.

He didn't have time to study.

Who told you that?

Simon. Simon.

Do your parents know?

He blames you.

Oh, Reverend Camden, I better get out to the car.

Kevin's loading the refrigerator.

Thanks for everything this weekend.

That was a beautiful sermon.

Good-bye.

And remember, I love you.

You and Annie, and the entire family. I do.

And I don't have total control over everything that Simon does.

What's going on?

We just told Rose a lot of secrets.

Daddy's secrets?

No, but you better tell Mommy about the ring

or you'll get sick.

Who told you that?

Mommy.

Well, all right, maybe I'll do that.

But first...

let's start with everything you know.