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Hi. I'm Kevin Kinkirk, the new owner.

What's going on?

Oh, so nice to meet you finally.

I'm Milton Madison.

Call me Milt. Hi, Milt.

This used to be my house.

My wife, Edie, and I lived here for 25 years.

Raised our daughter here.

You have to do more than just call the gardener.

You have to tell them what to do.

I mean, these, these plants need some work.

Oh, okay, I'll let them know. Thanks.

How does your wife like the house?

I haven't shown it to her yet.

It was supposed to be a surprise.

I was going to bring her over after the baby shower,

but the baby was born that day,

so I haven't gotten over here yet.

So she hasn't even seen it?

Nope, but I'm sure she's going to love it.

I'm hoping to bring her over tomorrow, and I'm hoping

that once she does see it, we can move right in.

What'd you have, a boy or girl?

A little girl, Savannah.

Ah, nice name. Nice name.

The girls are special.

My wife and I have a daughter.

Just the one daughter, Sally.

You know, we gave up on Sally getting married.

I mean, she's 40, a professional type.

More interested in career than family.

So we bought a place in Florida,

sold this one, and wouldn't you know it,

Sally and her boyfriend get pregnant.

They're going to have a baby.

They were married last weekend.

We're going to be grandparents.

Congratulations.

Oh, yeah, we're very happy about that.

But sure wish we hadn't sold the house.

I mean, Sally lives here in Glenoak.

So you're here visiting?

Nah, not exactly.

The place we bought in Florida got demolished

by one of the hurricanes, so we don't exactly

have a place to live now.

We rented something nearby,

so we could be around when the baby comes.

But sure wish we hadn't sold this house.

Hi.

Oh! What are you doing home?

Hey. Oh.

Hey. Hey, Dad.

I just felt like a home-cooked meal

and some family time. Oh...

Well, I, I noticed you brought your laundry.

I figured I might as well.

Oh, just throw it in the laundry room.

I'll be happy to do it for you.

Thanks, Mom.

The goal is to get them all

out of the house and on their own.

I know.

What would you like for dinner?

Uh, anything.

Some steaks would be nice.

I'll pick some steaks up.

I'm going to go put my stuff upstairs.

Where upstairs?

Didn't Lucy and Kevin move out?

Oh, no. She hasn't even seen the new house yet.

Weren't they supposed to move out this weekend, though?

Well, you know, maybe, maybe they could.

Now that you're home,

maybe Kevin and Martin and you and I,

maybe we could move them this weekend.

Yeah, maybe, maybe you could.

I guess we could.

Matt can help.

Matt? Is he coming home again?

Yeah, he's done with his thing...

The, the seminar.

He said he was coming back.

He better.

Better?

Yeah, well, I mean, that's, uh,

that's kind of the reason why I'm here, actually.

I miss him.

You miss him?

Yeah, I miss Matt.

I'm going to go put my stuff in the living room.

Okay, something's up.

Yeah. Our son misses our other son.

They're brothers and they want to be with each other.

Isn't that great?

No, it's not great.

It's... curious.

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ When I see their happy faces ♪

♪ Smiling back at me ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ I know there's no greater feeling ♪

♪ Than the love of family ♪

♪ Where can you go ♪

♪ When the world don't treat you right? ♪

♪ The answer is home ♪

♪ That's the one place that you'll find ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ Mmm, 7th Heaven ♪

♪ 7th Heaven. ♪

♪ ♪

Hey, it's me.

What are you doing?

I'm thinking of you, too.

What else are you doing?

Oh, come on.

It's only going to be 48 hours before I'm back.

How's my apartment?

All right, well, don't get too comfortable.

You know we can't live together.

No. No, because.

Because it'd be wrong.

No, my dad did not help me get that apartment

so that we could live together.

All right, fine.

Well, look, Sunday you have to get back to your dorm.

All right, Monday morning then.

Hey, I have to go, okay?

I'll talk to you later. I'll call you back.

Hey. When did you get in?

Oh, uh, just a few minutes ago.

Everyone in bed?

Yeah, everyone's in bed.

Good.

Was that, uh, Georgia?

No. No, it wasn't Georgia.

I have nothing to do with her anymore.

When I see her walking on campus, I keep walking.

That's over.

So, uh, who was on the phone?

That was my new girlfriend, Anna.

Are you nuts?

What?

You just broke up with Georgia

because she lied to you about being pregnant.

And now you're in another relationship like that?

Like what? Like having that kind of relationship again.

I happen to be in love.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am. No, you're not.

I am, Matt. That's why I came down to see you.

Because I want to make sure that nothing happens to me again,

like when I was with Georgia.

Then don't have sex.

I thought we...

I could just be safer.

How could you be safer?

I thought you could write a prescription

for my girlfriend for some birth control pills.

Her dad is

the doctor at the school clinic.

Okay, she can't go there. She's afraid he'll find out.

So I told her I'd ask you.

I can't write prescriptions.

Well, get her some samples from the hospital or something.

No, I can't. And even if I could,

the answer would still be no.

Absolutely not, and you shouldn't be doing this.

Well, what do you want me to do, Matt?

You want me to get married just so I can have sex like you did?

I didn't get married just so I could have sex.

Yes, you did.

No, I didn't. I was in love.

You fell in love on the first date?

Or did you stay out all night on the first date

and then you couldn't get out of it?

So, you, being the minister's son

and, her, being the rabbi's daughter...

You know, you say, "Hey, we've fallen in love.

We're getting married."

Don't forget you're my little brother.

I'm not so little anymore, Matt.

Oh, yeah, you've gotten

a lot taller, but not any smarter.

Smart enough not to get married just to have sex.

You think having sex makes you a man, huh?

Don't push me, Matt. I'll push you back.

All right, knock it off!

Great. You woke up Savannah.

You can't have a gun in this house.

What's with the weapon, man?

I thought someone was breaking in. Sorry.

Look, I don't agree with what you're doing.

And I don't agree with what you did.

With what Mary did or what Lucy did.

I don't want to get married until I'm, like, 30 or 40 even.

I'm happily married and Lucy's happily married.

Have you talked to Mary recently?

Wha...?

Sorry.

I thought someone was breaking in.

But it's just Matt and Simon downstairs

killing each other with their bare hands. Oh, yeah?

Well, what's going on?

I don't know, but someone could've

told me people were sleeping in the living room.

Oh, right, I'm sorry.

Well, when you move,

you'll know who everyone is in your house,

and where they're all sleeping.

So anyway, uh...

Do you know what Matt and Simon were arguing about?

Uh, I think it was women.

Yeah?

Come on, think.

I'm too tired to think.

Good night.

Uh, hey, uh, in the future...

Could you possibly leave your gun,

like, in the trunk of your car

or somewhere other than in our house?

What if someone was really breaking in?

Then we'll call the police.

And I'm the police.

And I'd show up, or some other cop

would show up with a gun.

You're not going to have a gun in your house

when you have your own house with your own precious,

little daughter in it, are you?

Probably. I'll keep my gun and the bullets

in two separate places, each with a combination lock,

just like I do now.

Oh, no, you're not. Ch...

Children can get into anything.

Not if anything is safely locked away and hidden,

which is what I will do when I move.

I'll safely lock my gun away, and the bullets away,

in a safe and secret place.

Okay, well... well, until then,

and I hope "then" is soon,

I'd like it if you'd leave your gun

somewhere other than in my house.

All right, if that's what you want.

Where are you going to put it?

I'll figure it out tomorrow.

I don't want the gun in the house tonight. I...

No offense, but it makes me very nervous.

You... you could have shot Matt or Simon.

If you knew what they were talking about,

you'd probably want me to arrest one of them.

Aha, so you do know what they were talking about.

Which one?

You said I'd probably want you to arrest one of them.

Which one, Matt or Simon?

I shouldn't have said that.

Yeah.

For all I know,

it could be both of them.

Hey.

You guys asleep?

I was going to...

I was going to get a snack.

Either of you feel like a snack?

I think there's pie in the refrigerator.

Your mother was saving it for tomorrow, but...

Okay.

Good night.

Martin?

Don't do that!

I have a bad heart.

Sorry.

Hey, Kevin?

You see?

You see how easy it would be to shoot someone?

Did I shoot anyone?

You still have your gun?

I'm not an idiot.

I don't think every noise in the house is a burglar.

I locked my gun away.

Away where?

In a lockbox in the closet.

I thought I made it clear

that I don't want a gun in the house.

Fine, I'll go get the gun and get it out of your house

right now, in the middle of the night.

What are you doing up so late?

I was on the phone with Vincent.

It's okay.

I don't have school tomorrow.

It was kind of like a phone date.

Hmm.

How long were you on the phone?

Until a few minutes ago.

No, I meant...

what time did the phone call start?

About 8:00.

You've been talking on the phone for four hours?

What could you possibly be talking about for four hours?

Stuff.

What kind of stuff?

School stuff, mostly.

I don't see any reason

for you to be on the phone for four hours.

I know, but you're old,

and you and Mom have probably said everything

you're going to say to each other,

and we just met.

We have things to talk about.

We have one phone line.

We don't have call-waiting.

I know,

but Simon has a cell phone now,

and Matt has a cell phone, and Martin has a cell phone,

and Sam and David don't call anyone,

and you and Mom are home talking to each other,

repeating the same conversations you've probably had

over and over again since you've met.

What makes you think that?

Vincent and I were talking

about what it would be like to be married,

and we were wondering how long it takes

before you've said everything you can say to each other

and you just start repeating stuff.

Hmm.

Well, believe it or not,

when you have children,

there's always something new to talk about,

but no one needs to be on the phone

for four hours at one time.

I thought someone was breaking in.

Sorry.

I was just putting my gun away.

In the middle of the night?

Dad doesn't want a gun in the house.

I don't think it's a good idea to have a gun, either,

but it's also not good to be wandering around

in the middle of the night.

Well, I'm a cop.

I have a gun.

I know how and when to use it.

I was just forced to wander around with it

in the middle of the night.

I'm done now.

I'll go back inside... Good night.

What is all the screaming about?

I scared Martin.

And I scared Kevin.

That's what you'd do

if someone were breaking in?

You'd grab a frying pan?

You know, maybe Lucy and I shouldn't move out.

Maybe you should.

Then no one would be scaring anyone.

Right, but if you did get scared

in the middle of the night, you could call me at my home

and I'd rush over with my gun and protect you,

because I plan on having my gun in my house

when I move into my house.

You know, if... if you're scared out here,

maybe we should move you back in the house with everyone else.

I wasn't scared.

I have a bat.

I'll be fine.

Okay, well, I'll just...

lock the garage door on my way out.

Good night.

Good night.

You scared me.

It's been a very scary night.

Yeah, it has.

Simon and I were having an argument,

and suddenly Kevin was holding a gun on us.

Oh, yeah, well, I,

I told him to take it out of the house,

and I guess he was locking it in his car.

And Martin heard him and thought someone was breaking in.

Fortunately, no one was hurt.

It's really time for Kevin and Lucy to move.

Although, I hope when they do move,

that he doesn't keep a gun in the house.

Yeah, probably not a good idea.

I've seen gunshot wounds, not a pretty sight.

So you and Simon were arguing.

You want to tell me what that was all about?

Look, I know something's going on.

Yeah, something is going on.

And maybe I should tell you, but...

But?

Where have you been?

I just went downstairs to check on things.

"Things" like Matt and Simon?

Yeah.

Hmm.

You were gone a long time.

I ran into Ruthie in the kitchen.

She was on the phone for four hours

talking to Vincent tonight.

Four hours.

Oh, it must be nice to have so much to talk about.

I remember those days.

We never stayed on the phone

for four hours talking to each other.

Oh, yes, we did.

Hmm.

So Matt and Simon?

Matt didn't want to say.

Other than that he doesn't like Simon very much right now.

He thinks he's making some bad decisions.

Like? He didn't say.

He didn't go back with Georgia, did he?

No, he didn't.

He never said why they broke up.

No. He didn't.

Good night.

Did you ask Matt why Simon and Georgia broke up?

No, I didn't.

I don't know. Lately, he just seems

to be going from one woman to the next.

Yeah.

Aren't you curious why Simon and Georgia broke up?

Sure, I'm curious, but just because I'm curious

doesn't mean I can get an answer out of Matt or Simon.

Besides, I... it never seemed to me really

like those two would last.

So it doesn't really matter why, does it?

Good night.

Maybe he's talking to Cecilia again.

No, he'd probably tell us

if he was talking to Cecilia again.

Good night.

Why do you keep saying good night?

Because I'm tired and I want to go to sleep.

I guess I can't stay up all night talking.

Sometimes I miss those days.

I honestly don't remember those days. No?

But if you say that we used to stay on the phone

talking for hours, I believe you.

Good night.

Where are you going?

I'm going to try to get some information

so I can sleep.

I told you something was up.

Yes, you did, dear, but you didn't tell me what it is.

And until I know what it is, I can't sleep.

Okay.

Good night.

I thought you were staying with Savannah.

I was, but she's sound asleep.

I wanted to talk to you.

Great. So you're going to tell me

what Matt and Simon are arguing about?

No. I'm going to tell you what we're going to be arguing about.

You know I want to move.

Well, I want to move, too.

And I can't wait to see the house tomorrow.

And if we don't have to do any painting

or replace any carpeting or anything,

we can move any day now, right?

We should be able to, but there's a problem.

Something wrong with the house?

No, nothing's wrong with the house, but...

But what? It's the middle

of the night already, just spit it out.

I sold it back to the people we bought it from. What?!

I sold it back to the people we bought it from.

I-I, I didn't want you to repeat what you said.

I wanted you to explain what you said.

They bought a place in Florida.

They lost it in the hurricanes.

Their daughter unexpectedly got married because she's pregnant.

They wanted their house back.

So you sold it back to them without even asking me?

I didn't ask you when I bought it, so...

I think I hear Savannah.

No, you didn't.

When did all this happen?

Yesterday afternoon.

I haven't told your mom and dad,

if that makes you feel any better.

It does. I...

It does make me feel better.

You know what? I don't care.

I didn't want to move yet anyway.

And I'm sure that the house was great,

but I'd love it if we bought the next house together.

So you're not angry with me?

No, I'm not.

You know, I think it's great.

Your mom and dad aren't going to think it's great.

Your dad can't wait to get us out of here.

Oh, he wants to get the gun out of here. He doesn't want

to get us out of here.

I'm a cop. I have a gun.

Oh, guns kill people.

People kill people.

People with guns kill people.

I'm well aware. That's why I'm not just armed

with a cell phone and a Taser.

We can have this argument

when we have our own house, until then...

My gun will be locked in the car.

So that if my car gets stolen,

the car thieves will then be armed.

I'm going to go downstairs. You want anything?

I'll get you whatever you want. What do you want?

I want to go downstairs to the kitchen.

I'll be fine.

I'll be fine.

And my parents will be fine

when we tell them that we're not moving.

Maybe we can wait until they get

the other bad news... The Mary news.

Then we can tell them and then it won't be so bad.

Yeah, well, the only thing wrong with that plan

is we don't know when they're going to get the other bad news.

And I'm still praying that the bad news goes away.

His parents don't mind if you're on the phone all night?

No. You met them.

They don't know if they're supposed

to care or not.

Sometimes it worries me

for you to have a boyfriend

whose parents are just discovering parenthood.

Don't worry. Vincent's a cool guy.

He's not going to do anything stupid.

Which means?

He's not going to try

and have a physical relationship with me or anything like that.

I should hope not.

Lots of kids our age

are having physical relationships.

Well, you're not lots of kids.

You're my daughter.

I know. I'm not going

to do anything, not until I'm older.

Much, much older and married.

I have a plan.

Well, stick to the plan.

Wait a minute. What is the plan, exactly?

Can I come in?

Sure.

Oh, is the baby keeping you up?

Oh, the baby and everyone else in the house.

What's going on?

Ah, we're just talking.

About?

Lots of things.

We were wondering what's going on with Simon

and why he's really home again.

I tried getting it out of Kevin.

I tried having your dad get it out of Matt.

Sorry. I was on the phone all night.

I don't know anything.

Talking with Vincent?

Yes.

I hope you two aren't getting

too close too fast.

No. We're just getting to know each other.

It's a lifelong process, getting to know each other.

Yes, it is.

I'm just finding out that Kevin is a gun freak.

Well, you had to have suspected. He's a cop.

He probably just didn't tell you

because you're a minister.

Hmm.

Sometimes I miss being up here.

Miss being single and sharing a room with me?

Sometimes, yeah, but I'm happy with who I am.

I'm happy being a mother and a wife.

Tell me the truth.

If you had to do it over again,

would you have gotten married before you were out of college,

had you thought it'd be okay

to be with Kevin before you're married?

Well, hmm...

You know, it doesn't really matter,

because I don't think it's okay

to be with a guy before marriage.

That doesn't exactly answer my question.

Luce?

Well, Mom,

why did you and Dad get married so young?

Because I was in love with your father.

And you and Dad wanted to...?

Get married.

You know, there are some things that parents just don't,

you know, want to share with their children.

It's getting late. I think

we should all get some sleep. Good night.

I'm gonna miss you and Kevin when you move, but it's time.

Yeah.

It's time.

You must be so excited about your new house.

When you see it, you're gonna want to move right in.

What? Are...?

Are you trying to get rid of me?

No, of course not.

I just know how happy

you're going to be about your new house.

This might be our last hanging out time,

if you move right away.

We might hang out again before we move.

I just wish Mary was here hanging out with us.

Yeah, I do, too.

Why did you say that?

Oh, I don't know.

I was just talking to her

about the same stuff I'm talking to you and Mom about,

and I asked her if wanting to have sex

made her get married so young.

And?

And she said that was part of it, yeah.

And?

And I asked her if she had any regrets, and...

And what?

And...

Have you talked to Mary lately?

Who locked the door?

Uh, your dad did.

Oh. Well, do you think I could use your shower?

All the showers are taken,

and I want to get out of here for a while.

Uh, sure. I was just going over to get some breakfast.

Okay.

So, uh, how's school?

School's fine. Why?

I was just wondering.

Does everyone know I'm having sex?

I mean, does the whole family, like, talk about it?

Do they know that I'm in a new relationship,

and I'm with her, too, huh?

I mean, am I just the subject of all the family gossip now?

Actually, I didn't know any of that, but now that I do,

maybe I could get some relationship advice from you.

You didn't know?

No.

Any of that?

Well, I kind of suspected, but, uh, no.

Oh. Okay, uh, what do you want to know?

Well, I haven't been dating that much,

because it seems to me that everyone just expects everyone

to have sex, and I don't know.

I ju... I just thought that I'd wait until I got married.

Well, yeah, everyone thinks that.

It-It just seems like the honorable thing to do,

and being raised by a Marine, honor's a big thing in my life.

Well, I was raised by a minister.

Yeah, right. I, uh, forgot.

That-That must be tough on you, too.

I mean, trying to justify what you're doing.

No, it's not.

I don't have to justify anything.

So you don't feel guilty or like a bad person or...?

No.

Even though you know you're not gonna marry

any of these women you're involved with?

No, I-I don't feel guilty.

It's... It's just sex.

Just? That-That seems so, uh...

Healthy?

No, it seems kind of, uh, cold.

Look, um...

It's not like I don't care, or I'm not involved.

I'm just being realistic.

Okay, it's not likely I'm going to get married anytime soon.

And these women

that you're involved with, they-they understand that?

They understand it's just a physical thing

and it's not going to be anything else?

Yeah.

And even with the way you've been raised,

you can still live with yourself?

Yes, I can live with myself.

So, let's say in a few years from now

when Ruthie goes off to college,

and-and she meets some guy like you,

and she wants to have a relationship with that guy...

Hold on. No. No, no, no, no.

This is about me, this is not about my sister.

Yeah, but every girl is

someone's sister or daughter, right?

See you. Hold it.

Have you got a minute?

No. I got to get to work.

Oh, just wait a second.

Last night, when you said

that you should tell me what's going on,

you didn't tell me what's going on.

What's going on?

What, what's going on with Simon?

Ask Simon. About?

His new girlfriend. Really, I've got to go.

Problem with Simon's new girlfriend?

Apparently.

Well?

Is he...? Are they...?

Oh, I hope not.

I hope he's not...

They're not...

What's wrong with Simon? He's just jumping

from one girlfriend to the other.

Oh, we don't know that.

Why would Matt know that?

I mean, why would Simon even bother to, you know,

tell Matt about his new girlfriend?

Because Matt's almost a doctor?

You don't think Simon's in some kind of trouble, do you?

Some kind of medical trouble?

You don't think Simon's sick?

Matt's almost an ob-gyn.

What's going on?

Tell her.

I sold the house.

What?!

He sold the house. What?!

I sold the house. He sold the house.

No! No?

What does that mean?

Well, what does that mean?

You sold the house.

It's a long story.

The owners offered to buy it back.

Well, that doesn't mean anything.

You bought it, it's yours.

Not anymore it isn't.

Why do you care?

I care because I was just

so happy for you.

Really?

Yeah, but I can be happy for you again,

because you must have another house in mind

since you sold that one, right? No.

Well, you're going to look soon, right?

Well, yeah. I mean, eventually.

No. No, no.

Not eventually.

Now. Today.

You can't tell Mom and Dad

you're not moving... They'll crack.

No, they won't.

I think they will.

Just tell them you're going over

to look at the house that you were supposed to move into.

And then, go look at another house

and buy that house and move.

Really, I think you're the only one

who thinks we haven't completely worn out our welcome here.

Dad thinks that he, Matt and Simon were going

to help you move all your stuff over there this weekend.

I haven't even seen the house.

How does he think that's going to happen?

Well, I assume he was counting on a miracle.

Great. We better just

go downstairs and get this over with.

Get what over with?

Just tell me, okay?

Tell you what?

Look, I know something's going on.

Whatever it is, just spit it out.

I know you know. You know we know...?

I know you know why Matt's home this weekend,

and it's not for some seminar again.

He's home 'cause Simon's home.

And Simon's home because...?

Do you know if Simon's in trouble?

No. No. No.

Simon's in trouble?

Is he?

Is he? Is he? Is he?

Okay, maybe he's not.

Well, what gave you that idea?

Nothing. I was just...

Hey, shouldn't you be over at the house?

Oh, yeah. We're going.

As-as soon as the baby wakes up

and we feed her, then we're going.

We're just going to rush over

and take a quick look.

And then?

Well, then, you know.

Okay, well, uh,

we can keep an eye on Savannah, whenever you're ready.

And I'll help you, too.

Okay.

Go downstairs and find out what's going on.

What's going on?

Lots. Yeah, lots.

Lots?

Simon's having a baby.

Where did you hear that?

Sitting right here.

Yeah, you can hear a lot sitting right here.

Okay, tell me exactly who said what.

Simon said he was having a baby?

No, he told Matt.

Simon told Matt he was having a baby.

You're sure?

That's what Daddy said.

Daddy said Simon told Matt he was having a baby?

Okay.

Simon's having a baby.

No. No.

Yes. Sam and David

overheard Mom and Dad talking in the kitchen.

Who? Who's he having a baby with?

I don't know.

I mean, they didn't find out everything.

They're six.

Simon is having a baby. - Wow.

So now when do we tell them?

Well, I think it should go like this.

They know about Simon,

which may or may not sound bad

after they hear about Mary.

And then we tell them about us.

And then our news won't sound that bad at all.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

It's true.

Simon is having a baby?

Oh, God.

Hi.

Mom said dinner's almost ready.

Dinner can wait; I want to talk to you.

Did you talk to Simon?

No, Simon's been gone all day.

Well, maybe we should talk after you talk to Simon.

I want to talk now.

I need to talk now.

So Simon's gotten himself

into some real trouble this time, huh?

How long have you known?

How long have I known what?

That Simon and his girlfriend are pregnant.

I don't think so.

You don't think so, or you know they're not?

I-I'm pretty sure that they're not.

I-I'm certain they're not.

Well, maybe you're just the last to know.

Hi, Matt.

Uh, i-if you two are talking,

Kevin and I can come back later.

No, no, we're all going to talk.

Isn't that what you want to do... talk?

Let's talk.

Okay.

First of all,

it was great getting out of the house today.

Thanks for the break.

I didn't do that much.

Your mother and Ruthie kind of took over.

So, second of all?

Dad, could we talk to you about this alone?

We could, but if it's about Simon, I think Matt should stay.

It's not about Simon.

But you know about Simon?

I heard you talking.

So you know about Simon?

I don't know what's going on, but we should wait for Simon.

Okay, we'll wait for Simon and your mother and Ruthie

because this affects us all.

Come on.

Hey, Ruthie, where is everyone... specifically?

Specifically?

Yeah. Well,

Mom's upstairs, Dad's in the living room,

Kevin and Lucy are probably with the baby,

and the twins are upstairs taking a bath

and putting their pajamas on

while there's still hot water in the house.

Okay, let's talk.

Yeah, let's.

What does that mean?

Nothing, go ahead.

Uh, I have something I want to tell you

now that, uh, now that you're dating.

I'll bet.

Um, it, it, uh,

it may or may not have come to your attention

that, that I'm the first family member to break

that no physical relationship before marriage rule.

Yeah.

I knew everyone knew, I knew everyone knew.

Well, it was pretty obvious to me.

It seemed pretty obvious to you or Matt told you?

It had to be Matt.

It doesn't matter... You know why it doesn't matter?

'Cause I was gonna tell you anyway.

You know why I was gonna tell you anyway?

Because I've come to the conclusion

that it's a mistake,

and I, I don't want you to make the same mistakes.

You see, Ruthie, there's a lot of...

There's a lot of pressure on guys to do it, there is,

and, uh, and it's easy for guys because...

there are girls who will do it.

And it's easy to get into and...

i-it's very difficult to get out of

once you're there.

I just... I want to make sure that, that you...

that you never get there,

and I-I want you to promise me that...

you're not going to have sex before marriage.

And what made you decide to have this conversation with me now?

Because you're dating now.

And?

And what?

And why have you just come to the conclusion

that this was a big mistake?

No, someone brought to my attention recently

that... the women

that I've, I've been involved with are,

you know, th-they're somebody's daughter and sister,

and you're my sister and...

And just say it.

You and your girlfriend, whoever that is,

are going to have a baby.

I want everyone in the living room now.

I'll go get your mother.

Why does everyone think I'm having a baby?

I don't know.

Sam and David overheard Mom and Dad talking.

They know you're having a baby.

What?

All right, let's all just sit down

and, uh, get all this information everyone's

trying to keep secret out in the open.

Simon, is it true?

Did you come home to talk to Matt

because you think you're having a baby?

That was months ago.

Months ago?

You thought you and Georgia were pregnant?

I never said a word.

Wait, that was, that was months ago?

Then, then why are you here now?

Oh, y-you think

you're pregnant with someone again?

A second time, Simon?

No!

Then why do you want to talk to Matt?

What's going on?

I have a new girlfriend.

I just wanted to talk to Matt, so I could make sure

I didn't go through any scare like that again.

It wasn't my information to share.

And I, I advised him to cool it with the indiscriminate sex.

Hey, I'm in love, okay?

Back up.

When did you think that you and Georgia were...?

It was Thanksgiving.

She told me that

she was pregnant so I'd marry her.

She was afraid of losing me.

Are you kidding me?!

Oh, I knew I didn't like her.

Didn't I tell you while I was in the hospital

that I didn't like her and I didn't trust her?

Wait. And you knew what was going on?

Oh, he knew, 'cause I told him.

But it doesn't matter, it's not true.

We'll get to that later.

What about the new girlfriend?

Simon's never going to have sex again

until he's married.

What? No.

No, no... I said you weren't going to have sex

until you got married and that I had made some mistakes.

I'll say.

But you can't tell me it's wrong for me

and not wrong for you.

You said it was wrong for you.

I'll promise if you promise.

But I want you to promise me.

Promise her.

Did you and Kevin come down here

to talk to me about Simon,

or do you have your own bad news?

We're not moving.

I sold the house back to the owners.

Why?

Why didn't you tell us?

We were waiting for Simon to tell you

his bad news about his girlfriend.

Then we thought we'd tell you, because

it wouldn't sound so bad.

But you are moving.

You're going to get another house.

Yes. We're going to get another house.

You really want us to move?

Well, Luce, yeah.

You know, when you can.

Uh, this is a lot of information.

Uh, in fact, enough information for right now.

I'm going to go finish making dinner,

and then, uh, then we can all eat.

And then, we can sleep on all of this, you know?

And, uh, talk again.

Okay.

It's not getting easier.

It's supposed to get easier.

Uh, I'll be in to help you in a minute.

I just want to ask Lucy something.

All right.

I'm going to go check on Savannah.

Just one more thing.

Earlier, when I overheard Lucy

and Kevin and Ruthie talking,

there was mention of a plan.

You two weren't going to give your mother and me

your bad news until Simon gave us his bad news...

And correct me if I'm wrong... Mary gave us her bad news.

What's Mary's bad news?

Well, if no one else is going tell you...

Let Mary tell them.

Yeah, it's Mary's news.

Mary and Carlos' news.

We shouldn't say anything.

We promised.

I don't want any more secrets. I can't take any more secrets.

Okay? I promise that I'll, I'll be surprised

when Mary gives me her bad news.

But I want to know her bad news.

And I want to know it right now, this very second!

They're having another baby.

Another baby?

But Charlie's just...?

They thought you and Mom would be upset.

That's why they're waiting to tell you.

And it's, it's kind of soon.

You never know. She might not even be pregnant.

Yeah, and she wants to wait a couple of months

before she makes it official.

But once they tell you, it's official.

I mean, we're just the aunts and uncles,

so it's not the same as telling the grandparents.

Well, I mean, I don't know if that's such bad news.

And I... I'm going to want to tell your mother.

In fact, I'm going to want to tell your mother right now.

Remember.

You promised when Mary calls,

you're going to be surprised.

Promise.

Ow!

I had to tell him something.

Well, you didn't have to tell him a lie.

Although, I've got to hand it to you, that was a whopper.

Well, I... It's just like old times.

Here we are again,

lying for Mary.