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Psst... Kevin?

I can't tell if she's breathing.

If you wake the baby up again, Lucy's gonna be upset, okay?

She needs to sleep. You need to sleep, too.

The baby's breathing. I'm sure the baby's breathing.

Go back to bed... get some sleep while you can.

We should have stayed in the hospital a week or two

until we had a chance to be around her more.

They shouldn't have sent us home so soon.

I can't believe they let me have this baby

without some sort of certification or something.

Well, that's why you have Annie and me.

We-we know all about babies.

Savannah's gonna be fine.

You're gonna be fine.

Lucy's gonna be fine.

You want some help?

No, I've got it under control.

Thanks.

Oh, I'll take her.

Come on, sweetie.

Can I do anything?

We're fine.

How's our little Savannah?

The baby's fine, but Kevin seems to think

that she can't breathe if he's not watching her.

He's not getting any sleep.

Well, that's okay.

The three of them have the rest of their lives to sleep.

They'll be fine.

Yeah, they'll be fine, but sooner or later,

they've got to do this on their own.

They will, and it's okay if we help 'em out a little bit.

Yeah, a little, but it's been more than a little.

I'm enjoying every minute of it.

We're just the grandparents. They're the parents.

I know that.

They're gonna have

to move at some point.

Oh, they will, eventually.

"Eventually" meaning...?

Eventually.

You know, I'm a little worried about Martin out there

in the garage apartment all by himself.

It might be kind of scary out there all alone.

He says he's sleeping okay, but I don't know.

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♪ When I see their happy faces ♪

♪ Smiling back at me ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ I know there's no greater feeling ♪

♪ Than the love of family ♪

♪ Where can you go ♪

♪ When the world don't treat you right? ♪

♪ The answer is home ♪

♪ That's the one place that you'll find ♪

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Good morning.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Where is everyone?

Upstairs.

So your dad didn't leave for work yet?

No, he's helping with the baby.

And your mom?

Helping with the baby.

And Kevin and Lucy?

With the baby. With the baby.

And Ruthie?

She's bringing the garbage cans

in from the front of the house.

Good morning.

Good morning.

How was your night?

Sleep okay?

I slept fine.

Really?

Really.

I'll bet.

I just saw Zoe. I'm not sure,

but I think she was still wearing

the same clothes she was wearing when I saw her last night.

Sometimes people do that...

Wear the same thing two days in a row.

I've never seen anyone do that.

I'm sure it happens.

I don't think so.

Oh, I moved the garbage cans out front.

Well, thanks.

Uh, I'm gonna take the boys to school.

I'll ride with you.

No, no, no, no, I-I can take you.

Oh, I've hardly gotten to spend

any time with my dad since the new baby in the house,

so, I think I'll ride with him and the boys,

but thanks for the offer.

You two aren't fighting again, are you?

No.

Ah, then she must want something.

She said she wanted to have some time with you.

Oh, well, if she wants to have some time with me,

then she wants something.

And you don't know what that something is?

No.

Oh.

How's it going?

Fine. Mary told me horror

stories about breast-feeding, but I'm pretty lucky.

It's come pretty quickly for me.

I think we should ride over and take a look at the house.

But the baby can't go out yet.

Maybe we could run out between feedings,

and Mom and Dad can watch the baby.

Well, I'm really looking forward to seeing the house,

but I think it's too soon to try to go out.

Maybe when the baby's sleeping

for more than two hours at a time.

How soon do you wanna move?

Oh, I don't know, maybe in a couple of months

when we don't need so much help, I guess.

I mean, we're gonna need some time to get the furniture

and get everything set up,

and since I didn't get to choose the house,

I at least want to get to choose what goes into the house.

Not that I'm not thrilled that you bought it.

I am, I really am.

I could hire some help.

I could get a decorator.

What's going on? Are you trying to get me to move into the house

just so no one can see me breast-feeding our daughter?

I guess, yeah.

I just didn't realize you'd be so... free about it.

Well, neither did I.

I just feel good about it.

I feel so... motherly.

Me, Lucy Camden Kinkirk, I'm a mother.

Yeah, okay, but you're a wife.

You're my wife.

And your wife needs to feed our daughter.

So uh, I'll feed her and then you can change her.

Tell you what, you feed her and change her

for the next three months,

and then I'll feed her and change her

once she gets on a bottle.

Well, I was planning on breast-feeding for six months,

and I don't mind changing her, if you don't really want to.

I want to. It's just...

Just...?

That umbilical cord is so freaky.

Yeah, it is kind of freaky, but it'll fall off.

Fall off? Can't the doctor just take it off?

No, he can't.

It'll fall off when it's ready. It'll be fine.

I'm sorry, I just didn't realize babies were so...

Human?

I was gonna say "gross."

Hmm, yeah, they are.

I'm going to go try to catch a nap.

Well, I'm gonna stay up till the next feeding,

get a shower, clean up a little bit.

You have to be tired.

Well, I'll be tired later.

Right now, I am just too happy to sleep.

Hi!

Hello, Annie.

This is for the baby, and I also brought a casserole.

That's so nice of you. Thanks.

So, how's our little pumpkin doing today?

Oh, she's doing great, she really is.

You know, I would really love to see her.

Oh, well, you know she's only a couple of weeks old,

and we're trying very hard to make sure

she does not pick up any germs.

You know how delicate babies are. So, just...

Oh, I'm healthy as a horse and as germ free

as anybody could possibly get.

Yeah, well...

Oh, hi, Mrs. Beeker.

Hi. It's nice to see you.

Is that for the baby?

Yes. Oh, come on in.

Oh, thank you.

I just put her down, but would you like to take a peek at her?

I would love to.

Oh, hi, Daddy.

Hi.

I just wanted to show off the baby.

She is adorable.

Oh, open your present now.

Oh, who's the cutest baby?

Well, so you had to go with the natural childbirth.

Bet you weren't planning on that.

No, but it wasn't that bad.

A little scary, but it all happened so quickly.

Oh, I love it!

Oh, I'm so glad.

Oh.

It's you.

Oh, hi.

I just wanted to drop some papers off

for Eric to sign.

Oh, well, he, uh, took the boys to school.

He said he was gonna work at the church this morning.

Oh, I, I didn't know. Uh, so how's the baby?

Is there any, any chance of getting a look at her?

Oh, Lou, oh, you should see that little angel.

She's just so beautiful.

Come on up.

Thanks.

Oh, I'm so glad Lucy

is not one of those fussy mothers

who doesn't want people around the baby.

You were so protective of the twins, Annie,

I thought we wouldn't see them till they went off to school!

Oh, Lucy's just so generous, you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Well, I know my way out.

Honey, we've got company.

Hiya, Lou.

Still not getting any sleep, huh?

That's typical.

It's not that bad.

So here she is.

Beautiful,

just like her mother.

Aw, thanks.

Hey, I wanna talk to you.

Yeah, I thought you might.

You didn't talk to your dad about...?

Your sleepover? No.

Can we keep it between us?

Sure, I mean, everyone's so busy with the baby,

I don't think anyone but me noticed anything.

I was thinking, there's this boy in my class,

a guy I'd kind of like to go out with.

So, maybe you and Zoe and Vincent and I could double date.

Sure.

You just have to get him to ask me out.

But I don't know Vincent.

I'll point him out to you.

So, if I can get him to go out with you,

you won't say anything?

You're blackmailing me?

That's not blackmail.

Please, it's more of a favor.

I'll do you the favor of not mentioning your date

if you get me a date.

Okay, fine.

Hey, so what happened?

Nothing. I told my parents I fell asleep on your couch.

And they were okay with that?

Well, they weren't happy,

but they didn't get that upset.

They know that you live with the Camdens.

So they think you fell asleep on the Camdens' couch?

I didn't say it. They just sort of assumed it.

And since Eric's a minister at the church and everything,

they seemed all right with it.

Hmm. Well, I have to find some freshman named Vincent.

Wait.

Um, I needed to talk to you about something else.

We'll have to talk later, sorry.

Hello.

Yeah, this is Eric Camden.

No, I... I would never think badly of your daughter.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Well, yeah, school is a lot of pressure these days.

Oh, sorry.

Oh, it's okay.

No, I was just, uh, looking for your mom.

Oh, hi. What do you need?

I didn't realize she was feeding the baby.

Uh, okay, I just had a phone call

I think you might be interested in.

I hope it's not more people wanting to see the baby.

I can't believe that Lucy's not upset.

There've been people in and out of the house all day wanting

to see the baby, and she's just thrilled

that everyone wants to see the baby.

You weren't like that at all.

Uh, well, most mothers aren't.

Right, but then again most mothers are having

to do laundry and clean the house

and cook, as well as take care of the baby.

But it's nice that we can do all that for Lucy and Kevin.

Nice that you can do

all that for them.

Yes, it is.

But...

But what about the phone call?

Zoe's dad called me.

Zoe is the young woman who was,

um, "studying" with Martin last night.

Uh, her dad called saying that, uh,

he was very embarrassed that she had fallen asleep

on our couch last night, and, uh,

that he hoped that we didn't think badly of her for it,

what with my being a minister and all.

Martin's date slept over?

Apparently.

Well, maybe, uh, maybe Martin needs

to move out of the garage apartment

and back into the house.

Back where?

Well, he can just share the room with the twins.

Or maybe if we weren't so busy with the baby,

we'd, we'd know things like this.

And besides, I have... I have a better idea.

I wanna just wait and see if Martin says anything,

and I also want to wait and see if Ruthie says anything

'cause I saw the two of them talking this morning,

and she knows about Martin and Zoe.

I'm sure she knows.

But it wouldn't be right for Ruthie to say something.

Martin should say something.

I think he will, unless...

Unless what?

I wonder why he didn't.

Because he thinks he can get away with it.

No, he knows he didn't get away with it; Ruthie saw him.

Oh, by the way, did you by any chance

let the boys make their lunch today?

Yes, I did. Why?

Well, the teacher suggests

that they don't pack ice cream sandwiches,

and we owe the teacher two school lunches.

Oh.

I went out to get more thank-you notes.

Oh, I can help you with those.

No, really, you've helped with everything else.

The least I can do is write a few notes.

Did we have any more visitors?

Well, you just missed the Cordells.

The who?

They go to our church.

I just put her down.

She looks like a mummy.

Oh, she's swaddled. It makes her feel

like she's in the womb, puts her right to sleep.

It just looks unnatural.

It's very natural.

It's the same pressure the baby feels in the womb.

Okay, if you say so.

I'm gonna go take a nap.

I was going to take a nap.

Great, we can nap together.

She's breathing. You don't have to watch her.

Just the same, I'll nap in the rocker.

I wish you wouldn't worry so much.

Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if you did worry just a little.

You know how many germs came through here today?

You know how many people saw me in my underwear

or just lying in bed like I'm useless?

Honey, everyone knows that new parents don't get any sleep.

And you do need sleep.

You're getting a little... cranky.

Well, why aren't you getting a little cranky?

Why don't you need sleep? I'll tell you why.

Because your mom's doing everything,

and that leaves you all peppy and happy

like some, some Stepford mommy.

Glad I caught you.

I've gotta catch the bus.

He's right over there.

Vincent.

See you tomorrow, Vincent.

Hi, I'm Martin Brewer.

I live with Ruthie and her family.

Ruthie?

Ruthie Camden?

Oh. Her dad's some kind of preacher, isn't he?

Yeah, he is and he's, he's really nice.

The whole family's nice.

Ruthie, too, don't you think?

I guess.

You should ask her out.

Ask her out to what?

I don't know. Pizza, a movie.

If I asked her out, I'd have to meet her dad, right?

Yeah, I'm sure you probably would.

Did my parents set this up?

No, I don't know your parents.

Well, maybe my parents got the preacher to get Ruthie

to get you to ask me to ask her out just so he could meet me.

Uh, no, I don't think so.

I know I smell a rat.

Th-There's no rat.

You don't know my parents.

Maybe this is their way of tricking me into seeing

the preacher just so he'll talk to me.

About?

Nothing.

I have a problem, kind of.

I think I'm gonna pass.

Hey, do you want a snack?

Sure. How's the baby?

She's doing really well. How are you doing?

Fine.

I really appreciate how much

you've been helping out

around the house since the baby got home.

No problem.

And thanks for taking the garbage cans out

to the front of the house this morning.

I'm happy to do it.

I'm sure Martin wouldn't mind, if we just showed him

the schedule and told him when the trash pickups are.

Okay, but I really don't mind.

Well, all right, if you like doing it.

How's Martin doing out there in the garage anyway?

Your mom's worried that he isn't sleeping out there.

You know, that he might, uh, be lonely away from the rest of us.

I think he likes it. I don't think he's lonely.

Did he say that, or is that just,

you know, something you've seen?

Hello?

Yeah, is this Ruthie's dad?

It is. Who's this?

It's Vincent.

Hi. Do you want to talk to Ruthie?

No, look, I know what the scam is all about, okay?

My parents called you, didn't they?

No.

Come on. I know they did.

They've been trying to get me to talk to you.

Honest, they haven't called.

Uh, but, you know, if you need

to talk to someone, I'm available.

What, now?

Well, uh, sure, come on over.

You know where we live?

Yeah.

Well, see you soon.

Who was that?

Someone named Vincent.

Did he ask to speak to me?

No. No, he, uh, asked me if I was your dad.

Is he coming over?

Mm-hmm.

I think I know what this is about.

He probably wants to ask you permission

to take me out on a date.

I think he likes me.

Well, that's nice.

I'm old enough to date.

Eh, old enough isn't the issue.

Mature enough is the issue,

and it depends on who the date is with.

I'm sure you'll like him.

Ah, I like everyone. Doesn't mean I like 'em

well enough to let 'em date my daughter.

Hmm...

I'll get it!

Hi, is Martin home?

Uh, no, he's at practice.

Oh, well, do you mind if I wait for him in the apartment?

Ah, you can wait in the living room if you like.

Okay, I'll wait for him in the living room.

Hi, Reverend Camden.

We're here to see the baby.

Oh, all right. Uh, uh... let me just go up and see

if this is a good time.

I'm sorry, but I've had it.

I love your family, but I want to be alone with the baby.

You don't want to be alone!

- You want me to be alone! - That's not true.

Yes, it is! I'm proud of us! I'm proud of the baby!

And I want everyone who wants to see her to see her!

I'm proud of us and I'm proud of the baby,

but I need some sleep.

Besides, you're just showing off

how good you are at this whole mommy thing.

Oh. Uh...

I'm afraid, uh, the baby's sleeping right now.

I don't know how.

I'm Vincent.

Should I get in line, or what?

So, wh-what is it your parents are insisting that you do?

Are they insisting that you do your homework

or clean up your room, something like that?

They're not insisting that you take out my daughter, are they?

I figured that was your plan.

My plan to...?

Get me in here.

So you came in here anyway

hoping not to take out my daughter?

No, I... I might want to take her out.

I just... I just don't think you'll let me take her out,

because you're not the kind of guy to approve of a kid

who's going against the demands of his parents.

And what exactly are they demanding?

Could we just hone in on that?

And then w-we'll get back to the other stuff.

They want me to go to church, and... I don't want to.

Do they go to my church?

No. They don't go to church at all,

but they think I need to go to church

because they don't know what to do with me.

Hmm, interesting.

It's interesting to you; it's annoying to me.

Uh, what do you mean by they don't know what to do with you?

Are you sure you're not in any kind of trouble?

Other than refusing to go to church, no.

You know, church... isn't that bad.

I mean, if nothing else, it-it can provide you

with sort of a moral compass

for making a lot of difficult decisions.

Yeah, well, so can comic books, you know?

Good normally triumphs over evil in comic books.

Yeah, my-my son Simon used to be into comic books...

too, when he was younger.

And how's he doing?

Well, uh...

The thing is... uh...

when you do grow up,

life can sometimes... get more complicated.

Uh, what's right and what's wrong...

can seem...

a lot less clear than they once were

when you were younger.

Less simplistic than, say,

how they're presented in comic books.

Simon's in trouble?

No, uh...

this-this really... it's not about Simon, okay?

But, uh...

All right, wh... where do you stand,

just for example, uh, on the subject of sex?

Is there any guidance

in the comic books on that subject?

Are you asking as Ruthie's dad or as a minister?

Well, see?

Complicated, because I am both Ruthie's dad and a minister.

But...

I have a clear point of view on this,

which is that, uh, teenagers shouldn't have sex.

Sex is for married couples.

Okay, so... what if Ruthie

doesn't get married in her 20s or her 30s,

and she's in her mid-40s, on her own,

earning her own money, living in her own house

and she's madly in love with this great guy

who just has a fear of commitment?

Don't care if she's 80; the answer is still no.

This is why I don't want to go to church.

Because, look, if-if Ruthie were still single

and available in her 40s,

you'd like to have that kind of relationship with her?

Wouldn't... wouldn't it be better to, uh,

resolve your commitment phobia?

Which, I might add, could be done by going to church.

Wait, how did this get to be so personal?

I don't have a commitment phobia...

I was just using that as an example.

Geez.

You're right, I'm sorry.

Well, I-I guess I was the one

who gave the example using Ruthie.

What church were your parents raised in?

Where did they go when they were children?

They didn't, and they don't want to go now.

Is there...

anything that would make you want to go to church?

Give up getting up late, watching cartoons

and hanging out in my pajamas...

It would have to be something pretty big.

What cartoons are you watching on Sunday morning?

Just superhero stuff.

Kind of like the comic books I'm into...

Was into... when I was younger.

Maybe...

it's time to graduate

from superhero cartoons and comics

to, uh... reality.

Life is real.

The force behind life is real.

And it's faster than a speeding bullet,

more powerful than a locomotive,

able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

All right, you swear my parents didn't get you to get Ruthie

to get Martin to ask me to take her out

just so I'd get trapped over here,

talk to you and end up at church?

I don't swear, but that didn't happen.

Swear that you really don't want to start going to church.

Swear that you're not over here

just so you can go out with my daughter.

I swear.

The whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

All right, well, I might want to take Ruthie out.

So she just got Martin to ask me to take her out

because she wants to go out with me?

Nothing to do with my parents or this whole church issue?

Interesting.

It is, isn't it?

Where have you been? Uh, I had practice.

I didn't know you were coming over.

Well, I would have called, but this is kind of important.

You know... you don't mind if I tell people

that we... you know...

that we slept together last night, do you?

I mean, other than my parents.

I kind of fell asleep on purpose so that I could sleep over.

It's just... I'm tired of people thinking

that I've never... done anything,

so, you know, I told a few friends that we slept together.

Um, I-I don't think it was the best idea.

Um, in fact, I don't think it was a good idea at all.

In fact, it makes me kind of angry.

Are you kidding?

You know, you'd be a pretty lucky guy

if I did decide to hook up with you.

And by "hook up," I mean hook up.

And everyone else at school seems to be hooking,

other than the two of us.

That's not true.

Yes, it is.

We're not normal.

And I want people to think I'm normal, whether I am or not.

I don't like telling lies. I don't like hiding things.

Well, if I decide to tell my parents that I lied

and that I slept on the couch in your apartment,

I don't think that they're going to like it.

So, either I go along with your lie

or you tell your parents the truth,

which I don't want them to hear?

What you tell your parents is up to you,

but we can't see each other anymore.

And we're not friends.

So, Zoe's in the living room.

What's up?

Nothing.

If you're looking for advice,

I don't think I'd have another sleepover.

I made a mistake... a simple, honest mistake...

And if I hadn't lied about it...

You didn't lie about it.

I didn't tell your parents,

which is the same as lying about it.

But... and-and I hate to tell you this, but...

Vincent isn't interested in going out with you.

He... he says he has some kind of problem.

Well, it must not be a very big problem,

and he must be interested,

because he's downstairs talking to Dad.

He thinks his parents called your dad

and your dad got me to ask Vincent to ask you out

just to get him over here for some kind of counseling.

They have been down there a long time.

Which means he must have a problem, like I said.

But I... I have a problem, too. Um...

I'm going to tell your parents about Zoe sleeping over. Why?!

Because it's dishonest not to tell them,

and I'm not going to be blackmailed by you or by Zoe.

How am I blackmailing you?

You made me try to get Vincent to go out with you.

That wasn't blackmail; that was more of a favor.

That's not exactly how it was put to me.

Yes, it was.

I helped you, so you should help me.

I'm not going to help you if helping you

means covering up something that... that was nothing.

I think my parents already know about you and Zoe.

My dad was asking me a bunch of questions about

whether or not I thought that you were getting lonely

sleeping out there in the garage by yourself...

which means that he must have figured out that I know,

which means he was just trying to get me to say something.

Well, don't worry about it... I'll say something.

But if you say something, then I'm going to get busted,

and then Dad won't let me go out.

Oh.

Yeah, not my problem.

Okay... if you don't tell them

that I asked you to do me this

tiny little favor in exchange for not telling them

about your little misadventure, then I'll...

hide your next sleepover.

There's not going to be another sleepover.

Oh, please.

You're 17, and you have your own apartment.

Not for long, if I don't fix this.

I'll fix it. No, stay out of it.

You can't keep me out of it.

Yes, I can.

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Boys.

What are you doing?

We're helping.

Yeah, helping.

Helping what?

We're helping Savannah

open her presents.

Oh, no... Lucy and Kevin

are supposed to help open her presents.

It's not anything good.

It's just clothes.

Yeah, just clothes.

Uh...

I'm not sure that, uh, opening the baby presents

without Kevin and Lucy was such a good idea.

You see, uh, people go to a lot of trouble

to pick out something for the baby,

so Lucy and Kevin want to know who gave her what

so that they can thank them for it.

We put the cards in the clothes.

And then, we wrote notes.

We like to help.

Is there anything else we could do?

Tomorrow, we're going to make our lunches again.

Fine.

Just no ice cream sandwiches, okay?

We hope Lucy and Kevin and the baby live here forever.

Yeah, forever.

Me, too.

I want to talk to him first.

No, I'll talk to him. No, me.

Hi.

Oh.

Um, I think the baby's sleeping.

We're not here to see the baby.

We're... we're here to meet with Reverend Camden.

We're Vincent's parents.

And thank you so much for getting him over here,

even if you had to bribe him with a girlfriend.

It was very clever of you.

Put me down.

Are you Ruthie?

She's adorable. Yeah.

I need to talk to you.

Uh, no, I need to talk to you.

You need to talk to him.

Hello.

Hi.

I was so wrong, Luce.

I'm just feeling incompetent.

I'm jealous that you're better with the baby than I am,

and I'm tired and I snapped and I feel horrible.

That's okay.

I forgive you.

You may not have meant what you said,

but a lot of it was true.

I've been showing off, haven't I?

I thought you'd need me more.

I thought I'd be better at this.

I'll get better, I promise.

Oh, I know you will.

You haven't really had a chance.

And I've been around babies all my life.

I guess it's just easier for me,

and I've been a little bit selfish

and a bit of a show-off.

Sorry.

You didn't do anything wrong, I did.

Forgive me?

Of course, I forgive you.

I love you.

I love you, too.

I'll get Savannah, then I'll get you some dinner.

Just a sec.

Isn't it great being here?

I don't know how we could ever do this all by ourselves.

I know. Your parents have been a big help,

especially your mother.

But you're still anxious to move, aren't you?

Only if you are.

I'm not.

All right, we'll move whenever you're ready to move.

I won't bring it up again.

I think we're going to need some help for the next few months.

Months have a way of turning into years.

It won't be years, I promise.

We feel just terrible about staying for dinner.

We certainly hadn't planned to do that.

But we're glad we did. Delicious.

Mmm! Vincent mentioned to me

that you'd like him to come to church.

We think it would be good for Vincent.

And for us... a good thing for the entire family,

but mostly for Vincent, of course.

You see, when Vincent was a baby, just a few weeks old,

we moved in with Vincent's grandparents, my mom and dad,

until we could save up enough money to buy a house,

and so they could help with Vincent.

And they were so good at taking care of him,

we continued to live with them year after year.

They diapered him, got up in the middle of the night

to give him bottles, they bathed him,

fed him, and-and when he got older, they took him to school

and helped him with his homework.

It was a wonderful arrangement for everyone.

But then they just decided

they didn't want to live with us anymore.

They retired and moved to Hawaii last year.

They just handed over the house to us

lock, stock and barrel and took off.

And frankly, now we're lost...

and we'd like someone who knows how to deal with teenage boys.

Otherwise we're just going to have to quit our jobs

and move to Hawaii to live with her parents.

Or you could just jump in there

and start parenting him yourselves.

Honest,

we don't know anything about it.

I'm afraid it's too late.

You're not going to move to Hawaii to avoid being parents.

You're going to do this. You-You can do this.

I'll help you.

The whole church will help you.

That seems pretty strong.

I feel very strongly about this issue...

I do.

I just... I want you to be part

of Vincent's journey through life.

It's not too late.

It's never too late.

That, that was a great dinner.

My mom doesn't like to cook.

Do you like to cook?

No.

I mean, I, I used to help out my grandmother sometimes,

but she and my grandfather retired

and moved to Hawaii now, so...

I like to help out my mom sometimes.

It's kind of fun.

So, did you talk to my dad?

I did and uh, you know,

I'm thinking I'm gonna go to church.

I was going to try it out once anyway.

My parents have been trying to force me into it.

Maybe you'll like it.

Maybe.

Is there any reason

they're trying to force you to go to church?

Uh, it's a really boring story.

Don't worry, nothing bad happened.

Would you like to go out with me sometime,

not to church, like on a date?

I'd have to ask my parents, of course,

but Martin could probably drive us.

Not if my parents find out he's having sex with that Zoe chick.

Oh, no, that's not true.

That's just a rumor.

She just wants everyone to think that, because...

She thinks she'll be more popular. She thinks she'll be more popular.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I... I don't know why people

can't just stick to kissing.

I mean... kissing's nice, right?

There's nothing wrong with just a kiss,

right?

Right.

Well, I'll have someone drive Vincent home.

I think he's out back talking to Ruthie.

Thanks for everything.

We'll see you in church, at least once or twice.

We'll check it out.

All right. I...

You know, I think you might like it...

Might even find it helpful.

Lots of other moms and dads there to talk to.

We said we'd give it a shot.

Yes, you did. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to push.

I'm ready to go.

Thanks for everything.

No problem, anytime.

I'll look forward to your review of my sermon this Sunday.

I'll look forward to giving it to you.

Good night, Reverend Camden.

Good night. Good night.

So, what kind of problems does Vincent have?

Nothing too serious. Why?

I wanted to talk to you before she talks to you.

Why don't we all talk?

Ruthie, did you try to blackmail Martin into getting you a date?

I wanted something that I didn't think I could get for myself,

so I tried to take advantage of a certain situation

and asked Martin to get Vincent to go out with me.

In exchange for her not telling you something about me.

The thing about Zoe sleeping over at your apartment?

Ah... her parents called.

Seems she wasn't entirely truthful with them, but...

Oh, we knew you knew.

Is that why

you're both fessing up? - No.

I'm telling you the truth because I

should have told you the truth.

Oh, because uh, it would have prevented you

from feeling like you had to go along with Ruthie?

No, because I should have told you

the truth in the first place... Not that I knew the whole truth.

As it turns out, Zoe fell asleep on my couch on purpose

so everyone at school would think that we slept together,

so we'd look a lot cooler than I guess we are.

And...?

I'd like people to think I'm cool, but not for those reasons.

I saw her leave this morning,

and I tried to take advantage of Martin's situation.

That was wrong, really wrong.

I've been trying to find a guy to date on my own all year,

and I just keep striking out,

so I tried to go about it in a different way, the wrong way.

I'm sorry.

I apologize.

Sorry.

I know better, but I messed up.

All right.

The good news is, you both know right from wrong,

and I can trust both of you for that reason.

The bad news is,

Martin, you're not allowed to entertain women

in the apartment... until further notice.

Ruthie, you're not allowed to date

until further notice.

Although, I kind of like Vincent.

But he can wait a few more weeks.

Fine.

What?

I'll wait a few more weeks.

No, no, no, you're way too happy.

What, what do you mean by "fine"?

He kissed me.

He really does need to go to church.

♪ ♪

Shh. Everybody be quiet. Savannah's sleeping.

♪ One night in my life, you arrived ♪

♪ And made us whole ♪

♪ And made this world mean so much more ♪

♪ Like a father to a daughter ♪

♪ Like a mother to a son ♪

♪ Tonight I give you all my love ♪

♪ Like a father to a daughter ♪

♪ Like a mother to a son ♪

They're moving.

♪ Tonight I give you all my love... ♪