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Matt: for some reason, I Thought this frat house

Would look better During the day.

Hey!

As the julie mccoy of rho omega,

Let me give you Guys the grand tour.

Oh, we'll hit the kitchen Later after the food crew

Gets in there with Some rakes and hoses.

Ok! Oh, house chores.

I know it's a drag,

But at least we don't get Stuck with a chaperone

Like the sororities do.

Oh, now let's see what We have for the gentlemen

Behind door number 3!

We're going to need shots.

Ha ha ha!

Ok. Let me give you The house rules,

Cliff notes version.

Bandana on the door handle,

Don't knock, don't Enter, don't linger.

Ok? That means Someone's entertaining.

You telling them everything?

It's best they learn about The bandanas on their own.

Not a word about initiation.

Got it?

Oh, no information available

Prior to the actual event, But be prepared for anything.

Anything that's illegal, immoral, Or damaging to your health?

The less the minister's Son knows, the better.

Excellent!

Can you believe How cool this is?

Yeah.

The minister's son Can hardly wait.

♪ 7th heaven ♪

♪ when I see their happy faces ♪

♪ smilin' back at me ♪

♪ 7th heaven ♪

♪ I know there's no Greater feeling ♪

♪ than the love of a family ♪

♪ where can you go ♪

♪ when the world Don't treat you right?

♪ the answer is home ♪

♪ that's the one Place that you'll find ♪

♪ 7th heaven ♪

♪ mmm, 7th heaven ♪

♪ 7th heaven ♪

Oh, we thought we'd save You some cleanup time.

Oh, thanks.

So, mom, can ruthie, Lucy, and I name the babies?

You said they were Going to be girls, right?

So, come on. Who's More qualified?

Well, first of all, I never said For sure that they were girls,

And secondly, you know,

Naming children is usually a Privilege reserved for the parents.

We just figured you'd Be out of names by now.

Well, if I get Stuck, I'll call you.

Well, you know where I live.

Want some cereal?

What are you guys Eating, cootie-os?

Ha!

Coo...

I'll just get my own bowl.

Knock yourself out.

But, mom, if you had to guess,

What would you Say the babies were?

Girls.

Yes!

Just a feeling.

I almost forgot.

Matt's car is being Delivered this afternoon.

I figure if we all Work really hard,

We can get it ready for Him in a couple of days.

Wait. we?

we can have it Ready in a week or 2.

That part of the we doesn't Know anything about cars.

Oh, look who's talking, Mr. Goodwrench.

Uh, look, by the time we Finish rebuilding an engine,

We'll all know a lot about cars.

I don't understand why They have to horn in on this.

I mean, it's not Like it's their thing.

I'm the car guy!

Cars have always been my thing!

No one's horning In on your thing.

We don't even want to do this.

Look, nobody has to do anything.

I just thought it would be nice If we all did something together.

If they're in, I'm out.

Dad.

Yeah?

Did you know that mom asked them

If they wanted to rebuild Matt's car with her?

No, I hadn't heard that,

But I'm guessing it's important.

Why exactly?

Well, because they Turned it into a girl thing,

And I'm a guy. So I'm out.

Since when is rebuilding A car a girl thing?

That's what I'm saying.

Oh, did you talk to simon?

Just now?

Yes, just now, about matt's car.

Well, yeah. He's upset Because the girls

Are pitching in and Now it's a girl thing.

But if you joined us, it wouldn't Be a girl thing. It'd be a family thing.

Oh, honey, I just did my hair And my nails. Do we have to?

Look, I don't know Anything about cars.

Then you and simon need to find Some guy stuff to do together.

I don't want him To feel left out.

No, being left Out is lucy's job.

You know, I'll take him out For a nice dinner this weekend.

That's guy stuff?

Well, I wasn't going To get him a corsage.

Well, I'm happy to have You as part of our parish,

But not nearly as happy As our choirmaster.

I hear you're quite the soprano.

Well, while I was waiting For my husband to decide

Whether he was going To leave me or not,

I decided to go back to school And finish my degree in music.

Yeah. I'm sorry to Hear about all that.

Oh! Don't be. It was the Best thing I've ever done.

I wish he would've Left me years ago.

In retrospect, you'd be Hard-pressed to find 2 people

Less compatible than we were.

But I'm making up for it now,

And I'm having The time of my life.

Well, good for you. Sounds like you deserve it.

I don't know about that, But I'm enjoying my life.

I'm teaching music at The day-care center,

And while it isn't exactly What I was going after,

It'll do for now.

I am looking forward to meeting Some new people from the church

In the choir, though, People who don't cry

When their mommies drive away.

Yeah, well, don't bet on it.

Hey. Uh, nancy, This is my son matt.

This is nancy randall.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

A pleasure.

Nancy's new to our church.

Oh! Welcome.

Well, I better be going.

I can't thank you Enough for everything.

There's no need.

It was nice meeting you.

You, too.

Bye.

New choir member.

Oh, she can sing, too?

I beg your pardon?

No, nothing.

She's a very good-looking woman

Who sings.

That's it.

Uh-huh.

I checked out that frat House with kevin this morning.

And?

I don't know if those Guys are so great.

Well, is this something you Could maybe look at as a challenge,

You know, living with a diverse Group of guys, making it work?

Last year you did Everything in your power

To get me to stay Home and go to school.

Now I think you're Trying to get rid of me.

What I'm saying is that if You're going to back out,

You should do it sooner Rather than later.

Do you have to use The words back out?

It makes me sound like I said

I was going to do Something and now I won't.

Ok. You've reconsidered.

You considered joining. You've reconsidered,

And now you're not joining.

Yeah, well, what do I tell Kevin? He's going to kill me.

Hmm. That's a tough one.

I need a reason I Don't want to do this,

A good reason.

Sometimes the only Reason you really need

Is just what you said Before... You don't want to.

Do you have anything better?

No. That's the best Advice I can give you.

Oh!

So...

What do you think?

Sounds like it can Use a new set of plugs?

I'm just guessing here.

You guessed exactly Right. Congratulations!

Weird. You're like an Auto repair idiot savant.

You don't even know What savant means.

I don't care. I'm laughing At the idiot part.

Hmm.

Probably can use New points, too.

How are we supposed To hide this from matt?

Maybe he's an idiot, too.

You know, it could Run in the family.

I thought that I would Disconnect a wire,

And then we'll tell matt

That the garage door is broken

And that I'm waiting for a part.

You're gonna lie?

Fib. It's... It's different.

We'll talk later.

I'll look forward to it.

In the meantime, we're Going to need wax,

Leather cleaner, rags, windex,

Armor all, the dustbuster,

Chrome polish, and simon...

Where is simon?

He's hanging out upstairs.

He doesn't want Anything to do with this.

He said he'd feel like he's At a tupperware party.

Wonderful.

Well, in the meantime...

Look what I got us.

Auto repair for dummies?

Thanks, mom, but we Need one for idiots.

Idiot savant, ok? Savant.

Ok, ok.

I can't believe we're Going to be frat brothers.

How cool is that?

My dad was so psyched When I told him. My dad...

Was in the same fraternity.

Yeah, I know.

He said it's a great way To make business contacts.

He got his first Job out of college

Through a fraternity Brother's dad.

He practically built his whole Business on rho omega contacts.

Oh, you know what His initiation was?

Strippers.

Ha ha ha! And not Ugly old ones, either,

Campus chicks working Their way through school.

Can you believe it?

You know, as great As this all sounds,

I got to tell you, I'm Having second thoughts.

What?

I've reconsidered.

Oh, you gotta do Better than that.

I probably never should have Signed up in the first place.

I'm not the club kind of Guy. I'm not the kind of guy

That likes to hang out With a bunch of guys.

If I have any free time, I'd rather go on a date.

I mean, that's why This is so great.

A fraternity house is a Great place to meet women.

And it's even a better Place to bring them.

Yeah, I know. Old Bandana warning. Subtle.

Look, I guess what I'm trying To say is, I don't wanna do this.

You're just feeling Insecure, man.

I mean, I am, too,

But after tomorrow night, It'll all be over and we'll be in.

I don't know.

Look, camden, you have a family.

I have one parent, My dad, and that's it,

And he travels. Not once In a while, all the time.

So when I come home, I Come home to an empty house

With a housekeeper who Goes to her room at 8:00,

Shuts her door, and Watches television,

And I'll tell you, Man, it sucks.

But this fraternity Changes all that for me.

It's like a real family for me.

Then you should do it, But I'm not sure it's for me.

I thought we were In this together, pal.

Evidently, you're Nobody's friend.

How's everything going?

Great!

I've been using that Book to figure out

How to install a new fan belt.

Oh, it looks great.

Mechanical skills Must be genetic.

Wait. Speaking of the gene pool,

Where are mary and ruthie?

I have no idea.

One minute they were in the Back seat scrubbing the carpet,

The next they were gone.

Well, I'll put these groceries Away, and I'll be right back.

Ok.

Happy?

"Took ruthie to the Park. Ruthie took happy."

Have you seen this?

No. A little help, please.

Oh.

They just took the Dog without even asking.

Well, this isn't the first time

That someone's Taken happy for a walk

Without asking Your permission, is it?

No, but from now on, If any of those girls

Want to take my dog anywhere,

They have to ask me first.

All right. I'll tell the Girls about the new rule.

We have a new rule?

You know how I love rules, Especially the new ones.

Mary and ruthie just Took happy and walked out

Without even so much As waving good-bye to me.

Oh, I see.

How does the pool hall Sound tonight, simon?

A couple of sodas, some burgers,

Maybe shoot a few games?

That'd be great, but I'm not Going anywhere until happy's back.

I really hope you Can convince him

To get over the car Project being a girl thing

And get him to pitch in.

I really hate that He feels left out.

Maybe he doesn't feel left out.

Maybe he just doesn't want to Do something with a bunch of...

You know.

This is just so stupid!

I'll talk to him.

Kevin, can we talk?

I'm going to decline Membership in the fraternity.

Your call, man.

I heard what you said last Night, and I understand,

But my situation's different.

I just want to put some distance

Between myself and my family

And blunder around on my own.

And where I do it Doesn't make a difference.

So why's it make A difference now?

I don't know. It Just lost its appeal.

Why? After all the Work we did to get in,

Why has it suddenly Lost all its appeal?

We didn't do anything To get in. We showed up.

Something about yesterday Just turned me off.

I can't explain it.

I just don't want to be subject

To the rules of a Bunch of goofballs.

What'd you think A fraternity was,

A guy hotel where Everyone just comes and goes

Their separate ways?

Kind of.

It's about being brothers!

It's about getting Through the next 4 years

Like guys get through the 4 years With beer and women and parties,

Whatever takes the pressure off.

It's a 4-year war, and Guys fight wars together.

They don't do it one by one From their parents' houses.

You know what I think?

I think you're way too big of a Wuss to show up for the initiation.

This is a bust. Let's go.

But this is how I met wilson,

And I figured if you Brought happy along,

It's be a double whammy.

I'm not as cute as I used to be.

Now I'm downright pretty.

See? Before you know it, I'll be taking your boyfriends

Just like lucy did last week.

Ok. Time to go.

Young man: hey...

Nice dog.

Of course, I was expecting An athlete like yourself

To have a big dog,

Like a retriever or a lab Or something like that.

Do I know you?

I'm jay.

Thompson.

Sat next to you all Last year in biology.

Oh, yeah! I didn't Even recognize you.

Well, I've gotten Taller finally.

Unh!

Well, we'd better go.

My sister and I are supposed To be helping my mom fix up a car

As a surprise for My brother matt.

What kind of car?

Dirty.

It's kind of a mess right now.

It's hard to tell.

Whatever it is, you're lucky.

I've always wanted to Do something like that,

But my dad's a car dealer and All we ever get are new cars.

Boo-hoo. Poor you.

I didn't know you Were into cars.

Oh, yeah. I've been hanging Around cars practically all my life.

No, you haven't.

Well, you know, I'd love To see what kind of car it is.

Well, we're walking home if You want to come check it out.

Sure, yeah.

We've just been Replaced by a lousy car.

Uh, mom, is it ok

If I borrow the Station wagon tonight?

Are you going to the fraternity?

Can I just have the car?

I promise I'll do something

About getting my own Transportation soon.

Of course you can Have the car, no problem.

And I'm getting that Garage door fixed soon.

In fact, I'm on my way To do that right now.

Hey, matt, simon and I Are planning a night out

If you'd care to join us.

Uh, maybe another Time. Thanks, though.

Everything ok?

Everything's great.

What'd you decide about Joining the fraternity?

Did you talk to kevin?

Yeah, I talked to him.

And?

And nothing.

If you're thinking about having a Drink with your buddies tonight,

Think about staying Over there because...

Well, I know you know not to Even have one drink and drive,

But you know you're not Allowed to drink and drive

Because you're 18. You're not Even legally allowed to drink.

Not that there's ever been a Frat party without alcohol.

Of course.

But you'll do the right thing.

Hey, mom, this is jay thompson.

Hello, jay.

Nice to meet you mrs. Camden.

Jay's a friend from school.

Oh.

We caught him in the park.

Mary was just about to Show jay how to change the oil.

In this car?

Yeah, unless of course, Mom, you'd like to do it.

No. No, I know It's your favorite.

I'd be happy to help. Do you have a drain pan?

I was just about to get One from the kitchen.

Ha ha ha! Very funny.

Hey, here. I've got it.

Give me a break.

You've changed the Oil, like, what, 100 times?

Let someone else Have a try for once.

Hey, jay, what do you think?

I think we should disconnect The air conditioning

So the car will go faster.

Mary seems to think We should leave it alone.

I'd have to go with Mary on that one.

No kidding. You know, Lucy's some kind of idiot.

Say good night, ruthie.

Hey, kevin.

Hey, how's it look for a table?

Oh, it's at least A half an hour.

Could be longer.

Oh, hey.

Who's that?

That's nancy randall.

She just joined the Church and the choir.

Come on, I'll introduce you.

I didn't know you Were a pool player.

I'm not. Someone just Recommended the hamburgers here,

Although I don't think it's the Best night to test out the menu,

'cause it's a little crowded.

Hello.

Oh, son, I'm sorry.

Nancy, I'd like you To meet my son simon.

Nice to meet you, simon.

Where's the rest of the family?

Home. It's just us guys tonight.

Ah. Well, I think you're Going to have to wait a while

For the table,

Although you're Welcome to join me here

Until one's available.

Oh, well, that's Very nice of you,

But we'll just wait in the bar.

Oh, come on. I actually Feel a little weird

Sitting here all by myself.

I'm almost done with my burger,

And when I am, the Table's yours. Ok?

We accept your gracious offer.

Great.

So, um...

Got any kids?

No.

Are you married?

Divorced.

Oh, on the rebound, huh?

I heard that that can make Some people do crazy things.

Simon!

I'm sorry. I don't know Where he gets this stuff from.

Ok. I'll be happy to Take your order now.

No, thank you.

If you could just Bring me my check,

They could have this table.

But you haven't Finished your food yet.

That's ok.

This one's on me.

Well, thank you.

Simon, it was nice meeting you.

I guess I'll be seeing You both in church.

Ok.

Yeah. Welcome.

Ahh.

Just... Just give me a Clue. What's up with you?

Nothing. What's up with her?

What are you talking about?

Hello, dad. She's Practically all over you.

Not like person to person,

But mentally. She Was stuck all over you

Like a bunch of post-its.

She was not, and Even if she was,

It doesn't excuse Your rude behavior.

Me? What about you?

What about me?

This was supposed To be our night out,

But instead, we end Up sharing a table

With some arm-patting, Check-leaving rebound woman,

Who thinks you're a single dad

Instead of a happily married guy

With 5 kids and 2 More on the way!

Hey, come on. Come on now.

Let's not go. Let's have a Burger and talk about this.

Forget it.

No. I'm not going to forget it.

We need to talk.

Wait. I didn't order this.

It's from the lady.

Um...

That was very nice. Thank you.

Do you want to join me?

I'm rita. Rita chavez.

Matt camden.

Nice to meet you.

I'd be happy to buy you Something a little stronger.

Uh, no, thanks. I'm driving.

You know, I couldn't Help but notice

You're the only person In this bar, besides myself,

Who isn't drinking,

So I'm kind of curious.

What's your story?

Um, my story's Boring. You go first.

Ok. This is my first Year of med school.

I'm here on a scholarship.

And this is my first night off

Since I started this summer.

And you?

Well, I just started college,

And I'm supposed to be Pledging a fraternity,

But I bailed.

Good for you.

I have to ask.

What are you doing in A bar if you don't drink?

Oh! You mean, what's a nice Girl doing in a place like this?

I was trying not to go there.

I like this bar, and a lot of The kids from school come here,

So... So what if I Don't drink, right?

Right.

Simon, I'm really Sorry about tonight,

But nancy wasn't Flirting with me.

She's just a nice, lonely...

Desperate woman.

But who cares? Let it go.

I got my big guys' Night out, so forget it.

I'm not going to let it go Because nothing was happening.

I think you protest too much.

Shakespeare?

Nah, I just heard it Somewhere in school.

Look. Are you upset with me

Because you think I was Looking at another woman

Or are you upset Because you think

This woman was looking at me?

Did you know that mom Thinks the twins are girls?

What?

Oh, yeah, and she Probably didn't

Say anything to you because She's too busy in the garage

Bonding with mary, Lucy, and ruthie

With some secret Girl stuff and the car

That I thought I'd be fixing up.

Well, first of all, It wasn't a secret

Because you knew about it,

And secondly, you had an Opportunity to join them and...

Ok, so what's the first Thing you want to do

When removing the carburetor?

Write a check to the guy Removing the carburetor?

I don't believe this!

Guys used to come to me.

Now I have to pass A stupid car quiz

In order to get A guy interested.

Maybe I'm losing it.

But you think jay's cute, right?

Yeah.

So why don't you want him?

You saw him first.

Finder's keepers.

And if you want him To be interested in you,

I'll be glad to help.

Oh, what, so you're Throwing me a pity guy?

I don't need your Help or your pity,

Thank you very much.

Suit yourself.

Idiot.

♪ savant ♪

What was that Carburetor thing again?

Ha!

Ok, "Carburetor, 143."

Kevin, what is that?! That is a push-up?!

That is pathetic!

Let's go, kevin!

This isn't a sorority!

You're getting your... What?

Are you getting a Degree in nursing?

Drink that beer, soldier!

Whoo! Whoo!

All right!

Hey, come on. Haven't These guys had enough?

We'll let you know.

Let's go! Let's go!

You go up and down!

Up and down!

Let's go! Come on!

You in the back row!

That is pathetic!

Ha ha ha!

Baker, let's go!

There we go!

Oh, my god! You're such a wuss!

How was dinner with dad?

Let's just say I know Something you need to know,

But I can't tell you.

20 questions?

Make it 5. I've Had a long night.

Simon.

Well, you see, this woman...

Nancy randall, the New member of the choir,

Who's very pretty And recently divorced...

Dad tells me everything.

Well, did he tell you that She was flirting with him

In the pool hall?

No, but he said that's what You thought she was doing.

Fine. Take his word for it.

Did he also tell You that we saw matt

Drinking in a bar with a woman,

Right there in the window,

Right for there for anyone To just walk by and see them?

Well, yes, but we both Trust matt, you know,

And we don't know That he was drinking.

You and dad talk too much.

You know, we also don't know if the Babies are going to be girls or boys.

Yeah, but you have a Feeling that they're girls.

Some days I do, Some days I don't.

I thought ruthie Was going to be a boy.

What about me?

Boy.

Lucy? Boy.

And mary? Girl.

Matt?

Boy.

So you've been right more times

Than you've been wrong.

Simon, if these Babies are girls,

Would that be such A terrible thing?

No, not exactly.

It's just that it'd Throw the whole family

Completely out of whack.

I mean, it'd change the camden Universe now and forever.

Well, it's true, if matt's gone

And it's you and all girls,

You'd be, like, what, you know,

King of the universe,

Protector of the sisters,

The watchful boyfriend eye.

I mean, their dates would Never see you coming.

But you're right.

I mean, it's a lot to take on.

Hey.

Glad to see you.

I... I wasn't drinking.

No, I... I assume that.

I'm still glad to see you.

Simon and I, uh, bumped Into nancy randall tonight.

Simon thought she was after me.

Maybe it's been a long time since You've had someone flirting with you,

And you've forgotten What it looks like.

You know, it may Be hard to believe,

But I occasionally come Into contact with women

Who find me attractive.

I mean, the robe is like a Magnet for some women.

Well, anyway, I think...

I think I know when a Woman is coming on to me.

Actually, you don't.

Someone has to tell you.

Usually it's mom. This time it was simon.

Nancy randall is Not interested in me.

Ok.

So did you drop out Of the fraternity?

You might say that.

Look, could we talk About it tomorrow?

Sure.

Hello.

Hello?

Listen, kevin's in his car

A couple blocks North of the house,

On the other side of the street.

He's in trouble. Don't wait too long.

Um, I have to go.

It sounds like kevin Had too much to drink.

I'm going to take him home.

You want me to come along?

No. He's my friend. I'll go.

Hey, kevin.

Kevin!

Kevin.

Hey, you guys! Quick, call 911!

Come on, buddy.

Come on!

Come on. Unh!

Come on.

Hey, wake up. Come on!

Matt: dad, thanks For coming down.

I haven't been able to reach His father. Probably out of town.

There's a housekeeper, But she's not answering.

I'm just going to go over there.

I don't even know what the Address to "Over there" is.

Ok, well, give me kevin's phone Number, and I'll keep trying.

Maybe sergeant michaels Can get me an address.

Have you had any luck Reaching kevin's parents?

No. How's he doing?

Well, I'm afraid I can't Tell you very much.

You're not immediate family,

But your friend's in bad shape,

And I think I know How he got that way.

He was drinking, obviously.

How much?

I don't know. I wasn't with him.

Where was he?

Fine, but if your Friend never wakes up,

It's going to be your Responsibility to tell us.

If he never wakes up? What are you talking about?

Your friend in there Has a blood alcohol level

That's 5 times the legal limit.

When you get that high,

There's a 50-50 Chance it'll kill you.

Henry milton to icu.

Dr. Henry milton to icu.

So now you're following me?

No. Uh...

A friend of mine's here.

I'm waiting for him to Be moved out of icu.

That initiation got a Little out of control.

Kevin something?

Yeah.

Someone should've Come out and gotten you,

But the doctor on shift probably Didn't know you were waiting and...

No, he's ok.

He's awake and apparently There was no brain damage.

He's a very lucky kid.

Yes.

I'll find out where they're Moving him to, and I'll let you know.

Thanks. Ok.

Hello.

Hey, dad, kevin's ok.

They're moving him into a room.

Did you find his dad?

Yeah, yeah. He's in new york.

I, uh, gave him the Number of the hospital,

And he wanted the doctor To give him a full report

Before he'd change His business plans.

Wow. I'll tell kevin You talked to him,

But I'll leave out That other part.

You want some company?

I can pace and worry With the best of them.

No, that's ok.

I'll be home as soon As I talk to kevin.

Call if you change your mind.

I will. And, dad...

Yeah.

Thanks.

Y-you're welcome.

Was that matt?

Yeah.

Kevin's going to be fine,

But it's all I can do not to Go over to that frat house.

For the moment, Let's just be grateful.

Ok.

Eric: nice outfit.

Well, thank you.

I'm a man on a mission, If you know what I mean.

I think you do.

Oh, yeah!

Going to help Out the girls, huh?

Help? He's going out there To kick that guy's butt.

I'm quoting.

I explained to him last night

Some of the responsibilities, Advantages, really,

Of being a brother To a bunch of sisters.

Well, I guess he heard you,

Sort of.

Well, it's a start.

And then you just spin this Wing nut back into place.

And you're there.

You make it look so easy.

It is.

What are you doing here?

Mom's taking a break,

So I thought I'd Lend my expertise.

Simon camden, Brother to these... 3.

Nice to meet you.

I'm jay thompson.

Looks like you got your Work cut out for you.

Jay, I could write a book.

Hmm.

So are you a registered driver?

Yes, I am.

Well, what do you drive?

A prowler.

Prowler.

My dad owns a dealership,

And he managed to snag One for me. It's great!

But I'm always afraid It's going to get stolen

Or scratched or something.

So if I were to just Stroll out that door,

There'd be a prowler Sitting in our driveway

Just for god and Everyone to see?

No, I jogged over.

I only live, like, 6 Blocks from here.

But there'd better be a Prowler parked in my driveway

When I jog back.

Times are changing, jay.

Uh, it pays to be sure.

You're the brother. I'll see you later.

What just happened?

I'm not sure, but there was Something totally weird about simon.

He was wearing a jumpsuit?

So how's that exhaust Thingamajig coming?

Manifold.

Exhaust manifold.

Do you really want to know?

No.

What's the use?

Hey, let's blow this pop stand.

We are not car people.

Unh!

So how's the Prowler's acceleration?

The wind is slower.

So which one of my Sisters are you into?

What?

Come on. You're not just Hanging around our garage

For the camaro, are you?

Well, yeah!

Talk to me, jay.

I just broke up with someone.

I'm not really looking for Someone to date right now.

I'm really into cars.

This could be the Start of a beautiful,

Beautiful friendship.

We'll just have to Let the girls down.

Easy, of course.

Oh, of course.

I mean, I'm their Brother, not a monster.

Hi, mrs. Camden.

I'm nancy randall.

I just started going to Your husband's church.

Hi.

Uh, welcome, nancy.

Come on in.

Um, I'll get eric.

Thank you.

Someone's here to see you.

Hi.

Hi.

I am sorry to just Drop in like this,

But I went by the church And you weren't there,

So the choirmaster Told me you lived here,

And I thought I'd come...

Oh, no. It's ok, really.

Thanks. I thought I Should come over

Before this went any further.

"This"?

I have been such a fool.

You are a married man,

And your son was right. I am on the rebound.

I was flirting with you,

And I am really embarrassed And really ashamed,

And I think it would just Be better for everybody

If I went to another church,

But I didn't want to just disappear And have you think it was you.

I mean, it's you, But it's not you.

Don't worry about It. It's perfectly ok.

It is?

Of course.

Oh, good.

You... You didn't happen to Choose that little chapel

On the corner of main And thompson, did you?

Yeah, I did.

Well, good for you.

Everybody has to Have the right feeling

About where they worship.

I... I hope you're Very happy there.

Me, too.

Again, I really, Really apologize.

Oh, hey. Uh, accepted.

Thanks.

Bye.

So simon's radar Was pretty good, huh?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah.

He'll do just fine in A houseful of girls.

Girls?

Oh, just a feeling.

Yeah?

How did you know which Church nancy picked?

Uh, well, it's the only one Around with a single minister.

Hey.

What are you doing here?

I'm the one that Brought you here

After your buddies left You for dead in your car.

It was just a party.

They didn't know How bad off I was.

It's not like they Did it on purpose.

And yet you almost died.

And yet I didn't.

Listen.

It's not that I'm not Grateful for what you did.

I am.

But I've gone through Too much to back out now.

Ok.

Good luck then.

Thanks.

What are you doing here?

It doesn't matter.

Thanks for coming to The rescue last night.

I thought our buddy Kevin was a goner.

So you're the one Who called? Yeah.

At least you did that much.

It might've been better if you'd Just stopped him from drinking

Before he almost killed himself,

But I guess that's Expecting too much.

What if he had died?

Wait a minute. What Are you doing here?

Brad sent me over.

I don't see any flowers.

I'm supposed to Tell kevin he's out.

What?

Listen, after what Happened last night,

We don't think he can handle it.

We don't want any more Situations like we had last night.

No, we wouldn't want that.

I can't believe you guys.

You haze a guy into the Hospital and then pull this?

You're lucky he doesn't Have you arrested!

I don't disagree with you, But I'm just the messenger.

You're kidding yourself if You think that's all you are.

And then it seemed like it Was running a little rough,

So I turned up the idle And now it sounds fine.

This is amazing.

I had no idea you Could do all this stuff.

I didn't either until I gave it a shot.

Oh, there's matt!

Considering Everything you've done,

I think you should be the One to give him the car.

No, that wouldn't be Fair. You and dad bought it.

Yeah, with the family's money.

Come on. Go.

Hey, mom said you Wanted to see me.

What's this?

It's your new set of wheels.

I know it doesn't Look like much,

But it's an '84 Camaro, a classic.

And once it's painted...

You're fixing up a car...

For me?

This is going to be my car?

Yeah. Surprise.

5-speed, tin tops, v8.

Ha ha!

How'd you do this?

I don't know.

Mom's sort of teaching Me as we go along.

Unbelievable. Is it drivable?

Yeah.

Cool.

I feel like taking a ride.

Can I come?

Next time.

Ok. I understand.

Thanks.

Hey, nice wheels, preacher boy,

But you're too Late for the party.

It was last night.

You scared?

I mean last night when you Left that guy in his car for dead,

Were you scared?

I didn't know he Was that bad off.

Yeah, you knew, all right.

That's why you had Someone put him in his car.

Was it you?

Did you put kevin in his Car and leave him for dead?

You're not even worth hitting.

Hey, I could use a ride.

I'm out.

I can't do it anymore. I won't do it anymore.

Get in.

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