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Whew!
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Hey, you.
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Me?
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How is it that I'm the
One who has to watch
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Every single morsel of food
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That I put into my mouth,
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And yet those crumbs
Turn into pounds,
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And more pounds and more pounds,
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Despite the fact that
I've already puked up
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Most of what I
Ate the day before
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By the time I get out of bed
The next morning. Uh-huh.
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Yeah. We're fat and we're sick.
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And tired. You know, I
Am really, really tired.
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It's not like having a
Baby at 20 or 30. I am...
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Old.
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Heh.
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And I've got 6 months to go.
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6 more months.
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6 months of trying
To wear clothes...
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That make me look...
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Like you're having a baby.
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Our baby.
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Yeah, our big fat baby.
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Yeah, she's right, you know?
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You know that I was 7
Months pregnant with matt
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Before I was in
Maternity clothes?
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And now, at 3 months,
Look at me, huh?
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I'm fat!
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I'm old, I'm tired, and I'm fat.
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Yeah, I can't get in
Nothin' of mine neither.
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You can't get into
Anything, ruthie,
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And you don't fit
Into your clothes
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'cause you're getting bigger, and
That's 'cause you're getting older.
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Yeah. Just like mommy.
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Ha!
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All right.
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It's ok.
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Honey, it's gonna be ok.
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It's not gonna be ok. It's
Only gonna get worse.
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I'm only gonna get fatter and
Older and tireder and fatter.
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And then when I'm at my fattest
And oldest and tiredest and fattest,
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Then I have to give birth
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To my fattest baby ever,
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Probably with a
World-record head.
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You see?
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It's not fair.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, if you ask me,
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The only thing that you daddies
Have to do with making a baby
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Is the fun part.
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Yeah.
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♪ 7th heaven ♪
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♪ when I see their happy
Faces smilin' back at me ♪
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♪ 7th heaven ♪
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♪ I know there's
No greater feelin' ♪
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♪ than the love of a family ♪
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♪ where can you go ♪
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♪ when the world
Don't treat you right? ♪
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♪ the answer is home ♪
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♪ that's the one
Place that you'll find ♪
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♪ 7th heaven ♪
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♪ mmm, 7th heaven ♪
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♪ 7th heaven ♪
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Dad.
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Careful. Don't make me
Lose my concentration,
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Or I might forget something,
And we don't want that,
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Because the whole key to
My life right now is focus.
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Focus, focus, focus.
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Dad. What?!
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I... I just want to know if
Mom was feeling any better.
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She can't fit into her pants,
Ok? She can't fit into her pants.
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She's not gonna feel
Happy until she can.
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I've been down this road 5
Times, and it's a long, cranky road.
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Meanwhile, I have to find
Someplace to take her
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For our 20th anniversary
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That's appropriately romantic, yet
Doesn't remind her that I'm the one
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That got her too big
To fit into her pants.
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I remember when you put on a
Few pounds. You were cranky, too.
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Yeah, but that was different.
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I wasn't providing a
Nurturing environment
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For a developing human being,
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And I have to say
That if I were...
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I think I'd be thrilled. I'd...
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I'd be elated. I'd be...
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Miserable.
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You know, you think
You know what it's like,
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But you don't.
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You really don't.
You know nothing.
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Nothing.
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Hey, are you gonna drop the kids
Off on the way to registration?
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Well, it's not
Exactly on the way.
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Uh... Yes, of course I can.
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Matt: uh, anything
Else I can do for you?
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Uh... Yes.
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If you ever get married, and
Your wife is ever pregnant,
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Just admit that she's
The one having the baby,
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Not the two of you,
Not you and her, just her.
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She's having the baby.
The woman has the baby.
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Ok? Just do me that one favor.
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Promise.
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And don't make
Promises you can't keep.
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Ok.
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Yes, I'm wearing your pants.
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Whew.
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Hang in there.
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It's only what, 6 months?
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Yes, son.
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And while I try
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To balance the
Demands of the church
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With those of my
Pregnant wife...
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You'll be right here
Sharing the misery and joy
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With your dear old dad.
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Not if I can help it. I'm gonna
Check out housing today,
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Just in case they
Had a cancellation.
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I saved my money this summer.
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I thought you were going
To get a car with your money.
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The way I see it, a car gets
Me away from the house
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During the day, whereas
A room on campus
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Gets me away day and night.
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Yet I'm still close by
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If I ever want to visit
Or eat or do laundry.
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Or borrow the car.
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Yeah.
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We only have 2
Cars in this family,
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And mary... God help us... Is going
To be driving in a matter of weeks.
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That still leaves one car.
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Yes, it leaves my car.
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You saw the pants, dad.
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You're not going anywhere. Ha.
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Yeah.
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I'm telling you,
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I know why I lost
Kenny this summer,
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And that's because I
Wasn't following the rules.
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The rules?
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The gigantic best-selling
Book ever on how to get a man.
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There's a book?
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Yeah. And I'm
Following this book
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No matter what.
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Whoever the next
Guy is that I go out with
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Is the guy that
I'm going to marry.
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I'm telling you,
There are no rules.
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Each guy is different. Every
Relationship is different.
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Yeah, well, if you're
Such an expert,
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Maybe wilson would have
Thought about sticking around town
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To go to college.
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Well, maybe I
Didn't want him to.
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Maybe I like going
Out with lots of guys.
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What lots of guys?
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Nothing for me.
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Just some soda crackers
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And maybe something
That fizzes, please.
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Maybe your tummy will be better
By lunchtime. Mommy's always is.
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Give me an extra paper
Bag just in case it isn't.
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Just in case what isn't?
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My morning sickness.
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Oh, give it up.
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You're not sick, you're
Not tired, and you're not fat.
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You're just trying
To get attention.
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Mommy!
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Yeah. They get hurt, and
They always ask for mommy,
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Even when dad's
Standing right there.
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Simon.
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It would be a great help
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If you could just be a
Little nicer to ruthie.
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This isn't an easy time for her.
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It's not an easy time
For me either, dad.
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I know that, but ruthie's
Just a little girl, ok?
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Yeah, you say that like being a
Little girl's a weakness or something.
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I mean, if you believe
Girls are weak,
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Try spending a day in my shoes.
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Matt: simon, let's go!
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That's not what I meant.
I didn't mean that at all.
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You didn't mean what at all?
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I just told simon to be
A little nicer to ruthie
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Because she's a little
Girl, meaning that...
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Oh, I know what you meant.
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And if you think
Women are so delicate,
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Why don't you try passing
An 8-pound kidney stone.
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Anything I can do today
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To make your life just
A little easier, honey?
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Yes, if you wanted to, you
Could go to the market for me.
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Oh, I'd be delighted.
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Here's the list.
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Stick to it.
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Ok.
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Ann.
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Would you change
Places with laura
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So she can see the board?
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This is going to be a
Very good year for us.
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I don't believe in going
Anywhere without my lipstick.
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It's a rule.
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A rule, huh?
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Just how many of these
Stupid rules are there?
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They're not stupid.
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They work.
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That's why I'm a rules girl.
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I bet I can get more
Guys that you can
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By breaking all the rules.
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This isn't a contest.
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It isn't about who
Can get the most guys.
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It's about who can get the guy.
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It's about finding
The love of your life.
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Well, let the finding begin.
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Guess who.
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I don't know,
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But I'd like to take
My time guessing.
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Surprised?
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Hey, I didn't know you
Were going to college here.
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Yeah, I'm going to audit
A few courses this fall,
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And if I do ok, then I'll
Officially enroll in january
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And become a regular
Student like everybody else.
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That's great. I'm
Sure you'll do fine.
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Thanks. So what
Are you looking for?
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Oh, uh...
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A room, an apartment to share,
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A big cardboard box. Anything
To get out of my parents' house.
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I was away all summer in d.C.
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And trying to fit back in
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Is a little harder
Than I anticipated.
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Really?
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Me and my 2 girlfriends are
Looking for a fourth roommate
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For a 2-bedroom.
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It's walking distance to campus.
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Me and...
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3 women?
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Why not?
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Hey!
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This little piggy
Went to market,
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And I got some fantastic grub.
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On-the-list grub?
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Uh, that, too.
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You know what I was thinking?
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I'm thinking that, uh,
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Maybe I'll cook up a
Little anniversary dinner
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For the two of us tomorrow,
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And then I'll send the kids off
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So we can have the house
All to ourselves. How's that?
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Ok. But first of all, I know
You're only doing that
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Because I'm wearing your pants
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And you're ashamed
To be seen with me.
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And secondly, you can't cook.
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And thirdly, I'm not crazy
About the way you clean up,
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So thanks, but I don't think so.
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But, honey, it's our...
It's our 20th anniversary.
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I'd like to do
Something nice for you.
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Well, fine. Then find somewhere
That doesn't serve chicken
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Where I can wear these pants.
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that would be nice.
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Ok. Why can't they
Serve chicken?
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Because I had my last
Chicken last night,
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And I'm never
Eating chicken again.
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I don't want to hear
The word chicken,
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I don't want to look
At it, feel it, taste it,
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Or smell it ever again,
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As long as I live.
257
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,415
Chicken was not on the list.
258
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,372
I know. I'll take care of it.
259
00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:49,559
I'm exhausted.
260
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:53,429
Must be all of this extra
Weight I've been carrying around.
261
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:55,932
Honey, how about a nap?
262
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:59,023
I'll meet you on the
Living room couch.
263
00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,744
Don't ask.
264
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:10,980
Hello.
265
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,271
Uh, yeah. Just a moment, please.
266
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,518
It's for mary.
267
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,019
I'll tell her, dad.
268
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,154
Mary!
269
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,089
Phone!
270
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,958
That should do it.
271
00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:23,525
Thanks, simon.
272
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:25,094
Yeah, no problem.
273
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:28,097
Sure, I'd love to
Go out friday night.
274
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,967
Great. So just give me a
Call before you come over.
275
00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:33,458
All right. I'll
See you then. Bye.
276
00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:38,441
Oh, I guess that makes
The score 1-nothing.
277
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,043
This is not a contest.
278
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,545
Ooh, I'll get it.
279
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:44,547
Hello?
280
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:46,048
Oh, hey, jordan.
281
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,271
It's for me.
282
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,286
Oh, thanks, jordan.
I wish I could,
283
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,488
But I'm not allowed to
Go out on a school night.
284
00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:56,559
But you could come over and we
Could shoot some hoops tonight.
285
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,060
Cool.
286
00:11:58,084 --> 00:11:59,183
Ok, bye.
287
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:01,697
2-zip.
288
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,966
Maybe I should cut
My hair even shorter.
289
00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:07,003
This is not a contest.
290
00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,659
Oh, yes, it is.
291
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,710
So, can I get you two
Some pillows and a blanket?
292
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,379
You feeling ok?
293
00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,714
I'm just a little tired.
294
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,170
Me, too.
295
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:23,820
Eric: so, uh...
296
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,389
How's your housing search going?
297
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,324
Uh, pretty well.
You remember connie.
298
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,659
Sure.
299
00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,160
Yeah, well, I ran
Into her on campus,
300
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:34,151
And she and 2 other girls
Want me to move in with them.
301
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,667
Move in? You and 3 women?
302
00:12:37,691 --> 00:12:39,490
It's not definite yet.
303
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,506
Look, I know what
You're thinking,
304
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,508
But it's not like when
You were in school.
305
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,845
It's very common for men
And women to share housing.
306
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:52,548
We're more mature at
Our age than you were.
307
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:55,017
Connie and I are just friends.
308
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,519
They have an apartment
309
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,020
Within walking
Distance to campus.
310
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,522
So if we split the rent 4 ways,
311
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,391
It's actually cheaper than
A dorm. Probably quieter.
312
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,493
Well...
313
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,995
It's your life,
314
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:07,819
And it's your money.
315
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,656
Great.
316
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:19,308
She can have your room
Painted like a nursery in 24 hours,
317
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,432
So just make sure you
Know what you're doing.
318
00:13:26,205 --> 00:13:28,940
You don't know
What you're doing.
319
00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,997
He's really cool.
He's laid-back.
320
00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,732
He's the perfect roommate.
321
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:46,102
Well, is he nice?
322
00:13:46,126 --> 00:13:47,403
Very.
323
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,938
He's the oldest in a big family,
324
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,307
So he knows how to share,
And he's very responsible.
325
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,674
We're not gonna be
Able to walk around
326
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,410
The apartment in our
Underwear with a guy here.
327
00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:57,213
Oh, I'm more worried about him
Walking around in his underwear.
328
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:58,714
Who wants to see that?
329
00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,385
Look, just give him a chance.
330
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,057
Hi, matt.
331
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,058
Hi.
332
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,059
Come in.
333
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,203
All right.
334
00:14:13,887 --> 00:14:14,864
Hi.
335
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:15,865
Hello.
336
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:16,988
Hey.
337
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:23,205
So, when can you move in?
338
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:28,044
I think maybe you should
Introduce yourselves first.
339
00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,045
Uh, amanda,
Charlotte, this is matt.
340
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:31,413
Hi.
341
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,415
Nice to meet you. Both of you.
342
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,417
Matt, why don't I show you
343
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:36,919
What would be your bedroom.
344
00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:40,263
The three of us are going
To take the bigger one.
345
00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,261
Whoa.
346
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:46,261
Nice.
347
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,763
Very nice.
348
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:49,064
Gorgeous.
349
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,566
I'll give it a go.
350
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,122
I'm game.
351
00:14:55,629 --> 00:14:57,472
So what did you think?
352
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:58,930
Looks great.
353
00:15:00,299 --> 00:15:01,743
Ok, but if we're gonna do this,
354
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,812
I think we should
Have some rules.
355
00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:05,547
Sure. Of course. Rules.
356
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,115
Oh, absolutely.
357
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:08,851
Like what?
358
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,153
Like, uh, no one dates anyone.
359
00:15:11,177 --> 00:15:12,654
Oh, that's right.
360
00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,222
That wouldn't work at all.
361
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,925
Amanda: no. What else?
362
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,327
Um, no sleep-over guests.
363
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,830
And no parties,
Unless we all agree.
364
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:24,333
And I think we should split
Everything evenly, you know.
365
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:25,534
That includes rent, groceries,
366
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,924
And the electric bill.
367
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,074
So... There's no reason
Why this shouldn't work out.
368
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,364
Right?
369
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:37,701
Right.
370
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,750
So, you think maybe you guys
Will win a few games this season?
371
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,953
We'd better. I think we
Have a pretty good shot
372
00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,921
At the district, but were
Going to need a lot better play
373
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,256
From our guards this year.
374
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,157
Yeah. So do the lakers.
375
00:15:49,181 --> 00:15:51,193
Ouch.
376
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,928
Laura, I have to
Get off the phone.
377
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,530
I have to study for the test.
378
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,398
But I thought we could
Study for the test together.
379
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,000
On the phone?
380
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,603
Yeah. But we don't have
To study the whole time.
381
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,471
We can talk about other stuff.
382
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,939
I can't.
383
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,241
There's only one
Phone line in this house.
384
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,476
Then you should just come over.
385
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,145
I can't. It's a school night.
386
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,746
Well, then you should
Sneak out and come over.
387
00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,247
That would never work.
388
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,915
I mean, even if I
Could sneak out,
389
00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:15,551
I'd never be able
To sneak back in.
390
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,153
There are 7 people
In this house.
391
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,654
So just tell your
Parents I forgot my book
392
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,523
And I have to borrow yours.
393
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,025
Just to copy the pages.
394
00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,526
It won't take that long.
395
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,661
I can't.
396
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:29,164
Don't you want to
Be my boyfriend?
397
00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,500
I love being your girlfriend.
398
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:41,677
Uh, hey, dad, could you drive
Me over to laura's house?
399
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,311
She forgot her history book.
400
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,513
She wants to borrow
Mine just to copy the pages.
401
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,583
Well, I... You know,
I'm kind of busy.
402
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,218
Can't laura's dad just
Drive her over here?
403
00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,787
Her dad's not home.
404
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,923
Besides, we don't
Have a copier. She does.
405
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,958
Look, I'm going to
Help you find your keys
406
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,961
Whether you decide
To take me or not.
407
00:16:58,985 --> 00:16:59,962
Ok. Ok.
408
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:01,396
I'll drop you off,
409
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:03,398
I'll swing by the
Church, pick up my notes
410
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,662
For my sermon, and
Then pick you back up.
411
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,378
Thanks. I must have
Left them there
412
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,880
When I was unloading
The groceries.
413
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:19,915
Dad, mom wants something
From the dairy shack.
414
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,583
Banana split. I'll come along.
415
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:23,719
Fine. All I need is my
Wallet and we're all set.
416
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,321
No, no. We'll just
Get you something.
417
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:26,589
You don't have to come along.
418
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:29,091
Eric: I have to drop simon
Off at his friend's house.
419
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:31,326
Who, laura? Since
When did everyone
420
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,329
Start dating on school nights?
421
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:34,329
It's not a date.
422
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,831
I want to go, too.
423
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,499
Mommy said I could.
424
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:39,101
Do you all have to come?
425
00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:40,669
Is it a date or isn't it?
426
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,561
It's not a date.
Simon doesn't date.
427
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:58,454
Oh, hey, you guys, um...
428
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,456
This is my friend jordan.
429
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,456
Hi.
430
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,658
Oh. Hi.
431
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,548
Nice to meet you. Hey.
432
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:17,394
There's something really
Familiar about your dad.
433
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,748
Hello, mrs. Camden.
434
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,250
Hi, connie. How are you?
435
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:29,751
I'm fine, thank you.
436
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,820
I like those pants.
Those are very cool.
437
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,988
Oh, thank you. And,
Yes, I'm pregnant.
438
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:35,991
Congratulations!
Matt didn't tell me.
439
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,394
I... I didn't know if
I was supposed to.
440
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,429
Well, I don't think
I'm going to be able
441
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,330
To keep it a secret much longer.
442
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:46,134
Uh, well, do you need some help
Doing whatever you're doing?
443
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:48,203
Oh, I'd love some help.
444
00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:51,095
You see, I can't take
Anything chicken right now.
445
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:54,143
Well, you know, we
Could take all the chicken
446
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,345
Over to our new apartment.
447
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:57,979
Oh... You're moving.
448
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:00,048
Yeah. I just came by
To get a couple things.
449
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,483
The girls thought
It would be fun
450
00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:03,017
If all of us were there
For our first night.
451
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:04,753
I also thought we'd feel safer
452
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,156
With the apartment
Being new to all of us.
453
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,158
Uh, well, why don't I go up
454
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:11,727
And put a few things
Together for you?
455
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,095
Oh, that's ok, mom. I'll do it.
456
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,598
Uh, no. You two get the chicken.
457
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,355
It's just so icky.
458
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,816
Uh... Uh... That was nice,
459
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,353
But, um... What about the rules?
460
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,853
The rules.
461
00:19:38,877 --> 00:19:40,456
Sorry.
462
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,358
We'll be like brother
And sister, I promise.
463
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,349
Oh. All right.
464
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,796
Hey.
465
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,998
My dad's gonna swing back by
466
00:19:49,022 --> 00:19:50,633
In about 15 minutes
To pick me up.
467
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,422
Great. 15 minutes.
468
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,611
Hi there, simon.
469
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:03,812
How does he know my name?
470
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,647
Because you're
My boyfriend, silly.
471
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:07,816
Wait, I thought you said
Your dad wasn't home.
472
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,052
That's why my dad
Had to drive me over.
473
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,054
Besides all that, what's
He going to think of me?
474
00:20:12,078 --> 00:20:14,123
It's ok. We're an
Affectionate family.
475
00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,792
Look, I think we'd better
Just copy this stuff.
476
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,293
We don't have a copier.
477
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:19,327
You lied.
478
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:20,963
Of course I lied.
479
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,554
You wanted to
See me, didn't you?
480
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:32,140
That'll be 13.75, please.
481
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,263
Ok.
482
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,347
Uh, there's just
A little problem.
483
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,548
This isn't my wallet.
484
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:43,185
It seems that I left
My wallet at home,
485
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,252
Which... No, no, no.
486
00:20:44,276 --> 00:20:47,355
The thing is, my
Wife is having a baby,
487
00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:49,579
And, well, you know how that is.
488
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,361
Or not.
489
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,529
Look, mister, I don't
Own the dairy shack,
490
00:20:54,553 --> 00:20:56,931
I just work here.
You know how that is.
491
00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,200
Right.
492
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,468
Do you have the money or not?
493
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,932
The one time I need
The bank of simon.
494
00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,696
Ok, well, I'll just...
495
00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:13,482
Ah! Well, uh, would
You be willing to hold on
496
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:15,217
To this $100 bill
Until I can come back
497
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,217
With something a little smaller?
498
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,319
It's ok. I'm the minister
499
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:18,787
At the glenoak community church.
500
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,689
Sure you are, buddy. So
This picture of a naked lady
501
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,824
Must be a saint.
502
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:22,825
What?
503
00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,059
It fell out of your wallet.
504
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,403
It did? I mean, it's
Not my wallet.
505
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,562
My dad borrowed
100 bucks from you.
506
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:43,393
You have lipstick on your face.
507
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,983
Eric: I believe this
Belongs to you.
508
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,818
I thought it was my son matt's.
509
00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:53,222
Oh, yeah, like matt
Has a jacket that cool.
510
00:21:53,246 --> 00:21:55,023
Hey, it's ok.
511
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,759
Uh, I took this by mistake, too.
512
00:21:57,783 --> 00:21:59,794
And, well, since I
Didn't have my wallet,
513
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,897
I owe you 13.75.
514
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,498
No, actually, I owe you 100
515
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:06,935
Because they're
Holding your 100 hostage.
516
00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,537
Oh, the 100?
517
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,205
My dad makes me keep
It for car emergencies.
518
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,239
It's not really mine to spend.
519
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,407
Pay me anytime.
520
00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,731
Ok. Uh...
521
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,045
How old are you?
522
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,947
17. I'm a senior.
523
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:23,818
Oh. Uh... Just... Just curious.
524
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,722
When's the last time you shaved?
525
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:28,190
Right before I came over.
526
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:30,792
Uh, all the men in my
Family have heavy beards.
527
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:34,095
You know, uh, high
Testosterone levels.
528
00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:35,464
It's a hereditary thing.
529
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:37,754
High testosterone. Oh, goody.
530
00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,423
Be right back.
531
00:22:55,675 --> 00:22:57,419
What? What's wrong?
532
00:22:57,443 --> 00:22:58,820
Is that the biggest
One they make?
533
00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:00,043
Yes.
534
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:04,993
I can always go
Back for another one.
535
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,829
No, you don't have to go back.
536
00:23:06,853 --> 00:23:08,773
I have to go back anyway.
537
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:14,068
There's money in the coffee
Can in the kitchen cupboard.
538
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,225
Ok.
539
00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,522
I'm getting your friend's money
540
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:34,790
And another banana split.
541
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,992
He just left. He said you
Could pay him back later.
542
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:39,728
Oh. Uh...
543
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,697
Your friend, uh,
Also had a picture
544
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:44,633
Of a naked woman in his wallet.
545
00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:47,602
Just out of curiosity,
How do you feel about that?
546
00:23:47,626 --> 00:23:50,338
Well, I feel like
Every time you ask me
547
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:51,506
How I feel about something,
548
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:52,541
You don't want
To know how I feel,
549
00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,009
You want to tell
Me how you feel.
550
00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,111
Oh. In that case,
I don't like it.
551
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:57,434
Mmm.
552
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,682
I also don't like
That he has $100.
553
00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:02,617
Mary: get me a chocolate shake.
554
00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:06,076
Chocolate shake,
Right. Chocolate shake.
555
00:24:09,148 --> 00:24:10,292
I found my wallet.
556
00:24:10,316 --> 00:24:12,660
See? This is my wallet.
557
00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:14,529
So the wallet with the
Picture of the naked woman
558
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:16,364
I had before wasn't mine.
559
00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,833
As you can see,
This is my wallet,
560
00:24:18,857 --> 00:24:20,323
With my money.
561
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,141
I was supposed to get the money
562
00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:29,310
From the kitchen
Cupboard on my way out,
563
00:24:29,334 --> 00:24:31,212
But I forgot because
I got distracted
564
00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:32,981
By the owner of
The other wallet.
565
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,416
You're starting to
Give me the creeps.
566
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,207
Yeah.
567
00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:44,726
Can I help?
568
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,670
Thanks. I think I got it.
569
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:06,481
I feel really cheap taking this,
570
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,250
But if I don't keep
That 100 in my wallet,
571
00:25:08,274 --> 00:25:09,417
My father will kill me.
572
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,552
Does he make you
Keep that picture
573
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:12,254
Of the naked woman
In your wallet, too?
574
00:25:12,278 --> 00:25:13,621
It's not what you think.
575
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:15,857
My brother gave me this
Wallet as a birthday gift,
576
00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:18,393
And he put the
Picture in as a joke.
577
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:20,497
I've just never taken it out.
578
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:29,499
Does lucy know
About the picture, too?
579
00:25:30,896 --> 00:25:32,207
How come I never see her around?
580
00:25:32,231 --> 00:25:33,675
Oh, she's a rules girl.
581
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:34,943
She doesn't get around.
582
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,411
What's a rules girl?
583
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:38,346
They have, like, this
Handbook or something
584
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,782
With all these rules in it for
Getting a guy to marry you.
585
00:25:40,806 --> 00:25:41,950
How old is lucy?
586
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:42,950
14.
587
00:25:42,974 --> 00:25:43,951
Isn't she a little young
588
00:25:43,975 --> 00:25:44,953
To be thinking about marriage?
589
00:25:44,977 --> 00:25:46,755
Yeah, I know. Crazy.
590
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,490
Uh, hey, mary, are we
Still on for friday night?
591
00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:50,881
Yep, we're on.
592
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:54,896
Look, I'll talk
To you later, ok?
593
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,164
And tell your dad
Thanks for the money.
594
00:25:56,188 --> 00:25:57,454
Ok.
595
00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:01,936
Oh, hey, brad.
596
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:03,304
Did you hear they're doing
597
00:26:03,328 --> 00:26:04,639
Another star trek festival
598
00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:05,907
At the rialto this weekend?
599
00:26:05,931 --> 00:26:07,308
Yeah, you want to go?
600
00:26:07,332 --> 00:26:08,310
Saturday?
601
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:09,311
It's a date.
602
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,535
All right.
603
00:26:13,038 --> 00:26:15,083
So how are those
Rules working for you?
604
00:26:15,107 --> 00:26:17,152
This isn't a popularity contest.
605
00:26:17,176 --> 00:26:20,455
Fine. I'll just look at it
As an experiment in proving
606
00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:22,023
That the rules don't work.
607
00:26:22,047 --> 00:26:24,514
They work. I'm sure they work.
608
00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:32,222
Please let them work.
609
00:26:34,927 --> 00:26:36,505
Hi, sweetie pie.
610
00:26:36,529 --> 00:26:39,974
I, uh, stopped by
That deli that you like
611
00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:43,312
And I picked up
Some vegetable soup,
612
00:26:43,336 --> 00:26:47,315
A tuna salad, and...
A fruit smoothie.
613
00:26:47,339 --> 00:26:48,450
How does that sound?
614
00:26:48,474 --> 00:26:49,517
Like you think I'm fat,
615
00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:50,685
So you're buying me health food.
616
00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,120
You're not fat,
You're beautiful.
617
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:53,487
Have you seen me from behind?
618
00:26:53,511 --> 00:26:55,379
Yeah.
619
00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:58,949
And?
620
00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:01,029
Beautiful.
621
00:27:01,053 --> 00:27:02,230
I'm huge.
622
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:03,565
You're not huge.
623
00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:05,000
I am huge!
624
00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:07,469
Honey, if I could be
Huge for you, I would,
625
00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:08,971
But I can't.
626
00:27:08,995 --> 00:27:11,239
So you're saying that you
Agree with me that I'm huge.
627
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:13,007
No, it's not what
I'm saying at all.
628
00:27:13,031 --> 00:27:16,431
You're the most beautiful
Woman in the world to me.
629
00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,849
Maybe to you, but to
The rest of the world...
630
00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:23,351
Forget the rest of the world.
631
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:26,855
You and me and the
Kids, that's my world.
632
00:27:27,545 --> 00:27:31,092
I can't believe we've
Been married for 20 years.
633
00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:33,361
I want to do something really
Special for our anniversary.
634
00:27:33,385 --> 00:27:34,730
You know, whatever you want.
635
00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:35,763
How about chuck e. Cheese?
636
00:27:35,787 --> 00:27:37,507
We haven't had pizza lately.
637
00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:42,170
And why aren't we in school?
638
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,639
I don't know about you,
But I wasn't feeling too well.
639
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,763
Oh.
640
00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,544
I'm a little gassy.
641
00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:50,779
Oh.
642
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,347
Honey, why don't we
Go into the backyard
643
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,316
And have lunch and
Sit in the sunshine?
644
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,006
That will make us feel better.
645
00:28:04,649 --> 00:28:06,127
Is this a good idea?
646
00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:08,396
I mean letting her
Come home from school.
647
00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,532
I mean, we let her play this
Pregnancy thing all summer,
648
00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:12,200
But now that school's
Back in, shouldn't we...
649
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:14,469
She's in the second grade,
Not the space program.
650
00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,104
How much can she miss?
651
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,462
Right. Right.
652
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:22,466
What?
653
00:28:24,437 --> 00:28:26,981
That is not tuna,
That's chicken!
654
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:28,449
No, no, no, I swear, it's tuna.
655
00:28:28,473 --> 00:28:30,484
No, I know how you
Feel about chicken,
656
00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:31,787
So I made sure it's tuna.
657
00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,922
I know chicken when I
Smell it, and that's chicken!
658
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:36,625
I hate chicken! I
Can't take chicken!
659
00:28:36,649 --> 00:28:39,383
No problem. I can make tuna.
660
00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:42,831
Annie: top right!
661
00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,054
Top right!
662
00:28:50,396 --> 00:28:51,561
We must be out.
663
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,309
It was on the list yesterday.
664
00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:56,177
And so it was. You're
Absolutely right.
665
00:28:56,201 --> 00:28:59,047
Um, I'll be right
Back with some tuna
666
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,282
If I have to catch
The fish myself.
667
00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:03,084
Do you mind doing a few
Errands while you're out?
668
00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:04,507
I'd love to.
669
00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:19,467
Matt.
670
00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:20,868
Amanda.
671
00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:22,637
So, how'd you sleep last night?
672
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:23,637
Fine.
673
00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:27,297
I saw you last
Night in the kitchen.
674
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,577
Oh, I don't know what you saw,
675
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,946
But there's nothing going
On between me and charlotte.
676
00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:35,884
Well, let me just say that
I want to be next in line
677
00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:37,953
For that same nothing.
678
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,109
Oh, boy.
679
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,557
Hey, you guys, we
Got our first mail.
680
00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:43,791
Well, it's addressed
To occupant,
681
00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:44,892
But it was in our mailbox.
682
00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:46,449
I gotta get to class.
683
00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:49,630
Ok, what's going on?
684
00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:52,366
Hmm. Nothing.
685
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,324
Nothing with me, anyway.
686
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:21,562
Ok, you two, what
Exactly is going on?
687
00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:23,931
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
688
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:26,034
He was practically
Showing me his answers.
689
00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,502
Mm-hmm.
690
00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:30,438
Well, in that case,
I guess you both
691
00:30:30,462 --> 00:30:33,007
Can take the test
Over after school,
692
00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:34,598
In detention.
693
00:30:44,275 --> 00:30:46,176
At least we'll be together.
694
00:30:50,949 --> 00:30:52,282
Hey, rule breaker.
695
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:55,663
Amanda says she saw you
Kiss charlotte last night.
696
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:57,164
Actually, it was
Charlotte that kissed me,
697
00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:58,900
And it's not going
To happen again.
698
00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:00,067
You're right it's not
Going to happen again,
699
00:31:00,091 --> 00:31:01,302
Because you're moving out.
700
00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:02,370
Wait. Why do I have to move?
701
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:03,370
Why can't charlotte move out?
702
00:31:03,394 --> 00:31:04,639
Because you're the problem.
703
00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:05,907
I'm not the problem.
704
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:06,941
And for your information,
705
00:31:06,965 --> 00:31:07,942
Amanda came on to me, too.
706
00:31:07,966 --> 00:31:09,310
As a matter of fact, so did you.
707
00:31:09,334 --> 00:31:12,313
Oh, and you did nothing to
Make any of us come on to you.
708
00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:13,414
No, I didn't.
709
00:31:13,438 --> 00:31:15,450
Do you know what you are?
710
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,518
You are just... You're just...
711
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,808
You're a guy.
712
00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:27,895
Hi.
713
00:31:27,919 --> 00:31:28,897
Hi.
714
00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:29,897
Nice color.
715
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:31,532
Oh, thanks.
716
00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:32,733
Are you free saturday night?
717
00:31:32,757 --> 00:31:33,968
Free?
718
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:35,704
Available.
719
00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,238
Would you like to go out?
720
00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:38,239
Tomorrow night?
721
00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:39,573
Yes, tomorrow night.
722
00:31:39,597 --> 00:31:43,411
"Never accept a date
After wednesday."
723
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:45,947
Sorry, I already have plans.
724
00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:47,615
Otherwise I'd love to go out.
725
00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:48,817
Well, what about
Next saturday night?
726
00:31:48,841 --> 00:31:52,053
Saturday would be nice.
727
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:54,656
Uh, but there is this one thing.
728
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,458
Aren't you dating my sister?
729
00:31:56,482 --> 00:31:57,892
We didn't exactly go out.
730
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,860
I mean, we played basketball.
731
00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:01,196
Besides, I'm not
Interested in mary
732
00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:02,597
As anything other than a friend.
733
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:03,597
I see.
734
00:32:03,621 --> 00:32:04,599
So are we on?
735
00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,301
Sure. But who's
Going to tell mary?
736
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,669
I'll make you a deal.
737
00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:10,371
I'll tell mary if
You'll tell your dad.
738
00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,841
Ok. See you next saturday.
739
00:32:12,865 --> 00:32:15,276
Oh, but do me a favor.
740
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,644
Toss that picture, would you?
741
00:32:16,668 --> 00:32:17,934
Yeah.
742
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,790
What was that?
743
00:32:28,814 --> 00:32:31,825
Um, jordan was looking for you.
744
00:32:31,849 --> 00:32:34,251
He has something
He wants to tell you.
745
00:32:41,025 --> 00:32:42,703
Hey.
746
00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:44,205
How'd you get home?
747
00:32:44,229 --> 00:32:46,374
I took the bus so I
Could get the car.
748
00:32:46,398 --> 00:32:47,875
What happened
That was so serious
749
00:32:47,899 --> 00:32:50,645
That you had to resort
To public transportation?
750
00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:51,913
I'm moving out,
That's what happened.
751
00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:53,647
But it's not my fault.
I didn't do anything.
752
00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:56,417
Well, you did
Something. You moved in.
753
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:57,418
So?
754
00:32:57,442 --> 00:32:59,987
So, just take responsibility.
755
00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:00,989
For what?
756
00:33:01,013 --> 00:33:02,924
For possibly not making
757
00:33:02,948 --> 00:33:04,158
The best decision in the world.
758
00:33:04,182 --> 00:33:06,227
You know, why is everyone
Blaming me for all this?
759
00:33:06,251 --> 00:33:08,763
I don't even know
What all this is.
760
00:33:08,787 --> 00:33:12,100
And... No, I'm not blaming
You at all. No blame.
761
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:13,568
Sounds like blame.
762
00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:16,270
No, no, no. No blame.
No. Again I'm... No.
763
00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:18,006
I'm talking about
Taking responsibility,
764
00:33:18,030 --> 00:33:20,775
Which is a very attractive
Quality in a person,
765
00:33:20,799 --> 00:33:22,543
Even if you assume
Responsibility
766
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:25,079
For something that's
Clearly and solely
767
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,280
The fault of another person
768
00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:27,982
Who absolutely can't control
769
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,006
What she's doing or saying.
770
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:33,087
Are you talking to me or you?
771
00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:36,023
I'm delaying going
Into the house. Why?
772
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:38,325
Well, I think you might
Want to take responsibility
773
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,528
For getting mom
In a better mood.
774
00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:43,064
Because in a way,
We could blame you.
775
00:33:43,088 --> 00:33:46,100
You know what? I can
Get her in a better mood,
776
00:33:46,124 --> 00:33:48,658
And I know just
How I'm going to do it.
777
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,281
Oh, you finished already, laura?
778
00:34:00,305 --> 00:34:02,416
Sorry about before, ms. Hanover.
779
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:03,484
I really wasn't cheating.
780
00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,353
I know the material really well.
781
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,055
I kind of have a
Photographic memory.
782
00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:08,856
I was just looking
At simon's paper
783
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,291
To see how well he was doing.
784
00:34:10,315 --> 00:34:12,755
You know, because
He's my boyfriend.
785
00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:19,355
100%.
786
00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:25,407
But next time, keep your
Eyes on your own paper,
787
00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:27,275
Even if simon is your boyfriend.
788
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:45,493
Look, I'm desperate.
You've gotta help me.
789
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:47,495
Look... Please.
790
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:49,163
It... It...
791
00:34:49,187 --> 00:34:52,000
Well, it's our
Anniversary, and...
792
00:34:52,024 --> 00:34:56,270
No... No, any time that
You have available.
793
00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,295
Yeah. Yes. Yes, I'll hold.
794
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,185
I would love to know how
You stole my boyfriend.
795
00:35:11,209 --> 00:35:13,887
Boyfriend? You just played
Basketball with him once.
796
00:35:13,911 --> 00:35:15,056
It was still a date.
797
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:16,223
Not really.
798
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,326
Oh, yeah? I kissed
Him good night.
799
00:35:18,350 --> 00:35:21,685
Ha! Bet you didn't know
That, did you, rules girl?
800
00:35:22,888 --> 00:35:24,699
I don't care, because
You know why?
801
00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:26,133
Kiss or no kiss,
802
00:35:26,157 --> 00:35:27,869
You lose and I win.
803
00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,905
Or if you want to look
At it in another way,
804
00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:32,996
I win and you lose. Ha ha.
805
00:35:34,232 --> 00:35:36,677
Hey, you're the one
Who wanted to turn this
806
00:35:36,701 --> 00:35:38,646
Into a big popularity contest.
807
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,615
Ok, maybe I did,
808
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,182
But I only did it
Because I was annoyed
809
00:35:42,206 --> 00:35:44,018
That you blamed
Yourself for kenny.
810
00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:46,788
It wasn't your fault that
Things didn't work out,
811
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:48,857
And I didn't want you to
Start playing some game
812
00:35:48,881 --> 00:35:50,558
With these rules and
Then start thinking
813
00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,582
That you were a loser
When they didn't work out.
814
00:35:55,086 --> 00:35:57,754
But I guess sometimes they do.
815
00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:01,969
I'm sorry I went off on you.
816
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:04,505
I'm really lucky to
Have you as a sister.
817
00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:07,174
Why, 'cause my
Dates like you best?
818
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:09,132
Yeah.
819
00:36:13,571 --> 00:36:15,349
You can't keep doing
What you're doing.
820
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:16,417
You're gonna ruin me.
821
00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:18,519
Laura: ruin you
How, financially?
822
00:36:18,543 --> 00:36:20,988
No, morally.
823
00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:22,890
You're really upset, aren't you?
824
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:23,991
That's cute.
825
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,092
I'm not cute.
826
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,160
Sure you are.
827
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:27,228
And don't worry,
828
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:28,896
I'm sure it won't
Ruin you morally.
829
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,931
But if it makes you
Feel any better,
830
00:36:30,955 --> 00:36:33,201
I think you're going to
Make me a better person.
831
00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:34,535
I believe that. I really do.
832
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:35,837
Yeah, I'm not so sure.
833
00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:38,572
I am. You're the nicest
Guy in the whole world,
834
00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:40,676
And I'm just crazy about you.
835
00:36:43,601 --> 00:36:46,414
Look, if we're going to be
Boyfriend and girlfriend,
836
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,782
There have to be some rules.
837
00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:52,020
First of all, no cheating,
838
00:36:52,044 --> 00:36:54,022
No making out in
Front of your dad,
839
00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:55,812
And no lying to my dad.
840
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:20,214
Thanks for packing my things.
841
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,616
You really shouldn't have
Since this was all my fault.
842
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,084
So you did kiss her?
843
00:37:24,108 --> 00:37:27,988
Let's just say I...
Didn't not kiss her.
844
00:37:28,012 --> 00:37:30,424
And that's not the same to me
845
00:37:30,448 --> 00:37:32,460
As it probably is to you.
846
00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,984
But who kissed whom
Isn't the problem here.
847
00:37:36,288 --> 00:37:38,932
The problem is...
Living with 3 women
848
00:37:38,956 --> 00:37:41,358
Is probably not going
To work out for me.
849
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,037
I'm just sorry I
Didn't realize it
850
00:37:44,061 --> 00:37:45,306
Before I upset everyone.
851
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:49,265
Well, thanks for apologizing.
852
00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:54,114
And even though you're
Not going to be a roommate,
853
00:37:54,138 --> 00:37:55,938
Maybe we can still be friends.
854
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,041
Yeah, I'd like to be
Friends with you.
855
00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:02,356
But I'm really attracted to you,
856
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:04,725
So that might not work out.
857
00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:07,094
It's a very nice compliment.
858
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,318
It's the truth.
859
00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:12,322
So, should I call you?
860
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,437
Well, actually, I'm
Going to concentrate
861
00:38:16,461 --> 00:38:18,495
On my studies right now.
862
00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:22,810
But, uh, once I get
In school officially,
863
00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:24,945
Then I'd love to go
Out with you again.
864
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,603
You mean like in january?
865
00:38:30,108 --> 00:38:33,354
Well, I guess this is
Good luck, good-bye,
866
00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:35,578
And I hope to see you in 1999.
867
00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:43,264
Happy anniversary.
868
00:38:43,288 --> 00:38:47,635
I made some plans, but
We need to be there by 5:30.
869
00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:48,758
Hmm.
870
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:52,540
It's 4:30. It's now.
871
00:38:52,564 --> 00:38:54,342
Yeah, well, you can
Wear whatever you want.
872
00:38:54,366 --> 00:38:55,676
Even those pants.
873
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,845
Oh, it must be a
Really nice place.
874
00:38:57,869 --> 00:38:59,847
Let's just say they
Don't serve chicken.
875
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:01,438
Oh, yeah. Ha ha.
876
00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:04,051
Oh, ok, ok, I'll try,
877
00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:07,121
But only because
It's our anniversary.
878
00:39:07,145 --> 00:39:08,155
Can you help me?
879
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,323
Yeah. Thank you.
880
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,525
What are we going
To do with ruthie?
881
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:13,949
Well, you just
Leave it all up to me.
882
00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,497
Eric: 5:30.
883
00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:17,720
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
884
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:21,401
Great.
885
00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:23,727
Girls, I need a favor.
886
00:39:24,729 --> 00:39:25,707
Anything.
887
00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:27,108
I talked your mom into going out
888
00:39:27,132 --> 00:39:28,575
And I need you to keep
An eye on ruthie tonight.
889
00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:29,643
Why anything?
890
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:33,213
Because I need a favor, too.
891
00:39:33,237 --> 00:39:34,582
I want permission
892
00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:37,284
To go out on a date
Next saturday night
893
00:39:37,308 --> 00:39:39,320
With a really nice guy.
894
00:39:39,344 --> 00:39:40,888
Oh, I'm sure that's probably ok
895
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:43,673
As long as we know the
Guy. Do we know the guy?
896
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:49,897
How would you feel about
My going out with jordan?
897
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:52,066
I'd feel lousy about it.
898
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,835
Still, you trusted
Mary with him,
899
00:39:54,859 --> 00:39:56,737
So you trust me with him, right?
900
00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:58,706
I trust mary. I trust you.
901
00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,040
I don't trust him.
902
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:01,942
But I'll try to change my mind.
903
00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:04,044
Just make sure that
Ruthie is taken care of,
904
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:07,114
And simon, but don't let simon
Know that he's being taken care of.
905
00:40:07,138 --> 00:40:08,783
He's an adult now,
And he has a girlfriend,
906
00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,967
Who, by the way, I
Don't trust, either.
907
00:40:11,876 --> 00:40:14,644
I got a date!
908
00:40:18,649 --> 00:40:19,726
Ok. Now.
909
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,395
Aah!
910
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,297
Well?
911
00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:24,887
You're the best.
912
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:29,303
Just stay right where you are.
913
00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:31,487
I want to get the door for you.
914
00:40:47,345 --> 00:40:51,125
This is the best
Anniversary we've ever had.
915
00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:53,560
Yeah, it's pretty
Great, isn't it?
916
00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:56,931
I don't care if I'm
Old or fat or tired.
917
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,955
We're going to have a baby.
918
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:05,272
Yep, and we have a
Really clear picture.
919
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,674
Oh. Whoa. Well.
920
00:41:07,698 --> 00:41:10,110
We'll have to take
Your word for it
921
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,779
'cause I can't make out a thing.
922
00:41:11,803 --> 00:41:13,443
Let me help you with that.
923
00:41:14,406 --> 00:41:15,415
Yeah? Little head.
924
00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:16,584
Look. Oh.
925
00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:17,728
Sort of.
926
00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,698
Thanks for going
Shopping with me.
927
00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:32,500
You could have wore my pants.
928
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:35,691
I feel much better
In this. Thanks.
929
00:41:43,802 --> 00:41:45,880
Ah, let's see. Uh...
930
00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,015
Maybe we should
Start with the wallet.
931
00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,505
Oh, well.
932
00:41:53,644 --> 00:41:55,889
Uh, we'll have a
Couple of burgers,
933
00:41:55,913 --> 00:41:58,325
Fries, 2 diet sodas,
934
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,327
And a...
935
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:02,396
A super-size banana split.
936
00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:03,464
Mmm, 2.
937
00:42:03,488 --> 00:42:07,090
Got it. So is that the
Chick in the photo?
938
00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:11,972
Her? Yeah, that's right.
939
00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:14,074
That's the woman in the
Photo. Oh, yeah, that's her.
940
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:16,710
Man, you're like
No minister I know.
941
00:42:16,734 --> 00:42:18,333
Maybe I will go to church.
942
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,387
This is great!
943
00:42:26,411 --> 00:42:28,288
Well, I don't know
How great it is,
944
00:42:28,312 --> 00:42:30,780
But it is a chicken-free
Environment.
945
00:42:40,992 --> 00:42:42,091
Ahem.
946
00:42:43,961 --> 00:42:44,938
What are you doing here?
947
00:42:44,962 --> 00:42:45,940
What's all this?
948
00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,908
Well, we, uh, knew
Where to find you,
949
00:42:47,932 --> 00:42:49,710
And this is just
Our way of saying...
950
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:51,467
All: happy anniversary.
951
00:42:53,737 --> 00:42:57,217
Well, hey, wait a
Minute. Where's ruthie?
952
00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:05,058
Yes, sir, that's my baby ♪
953
00:43:05,082 --> 00:43:07,127
♪ no, sir, I don't mean maybe ♪
954
00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:10,898
♪ yes, sir, that's my baby now ♪
955
00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:13,834
♪ yes, ma'am, we've decided ♪
956
00:43:13,858 --> 00:43:15,536
♪ no, ma'am, we won't hide it ♪
957
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:19,006
♪ yes, ma'am,
You're invited now ♪
958
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,907
Look at that.
959
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:22,175
Should we tell them?
960
00:43:22,199 --> 00:43:23,176
Tell us what?
961
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,600
Go ahead.
962
00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:29,539
We're having twins.
963
00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:36,123
Yeah.
964
00:43:36,147 --> 00:43:38,526
♪ yes, sir, that's my baby ♪
965
00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:40,761
♪ no, sir, I don't mean maybe ♪
966
00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:44,932
♪ yes, sir, that's my baby now ♪
967
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:47,167
♪ yes, ma'am, we've decided ♪
968
00:43:47,191 --> 00:43:49,337
♪ no, ma'am, we won't hide it ♪
969
00:43:49,361 --> 00:43:53,040
♪ yes, ma'am,
You're invited now ♪
970
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:55,208
♪ by the way ♪
971
00:43:55,232 --> 00:43:56,977
♪ by the way ♪
972
00:43:57,001 --> 00:44:00,781
♪ when we reach
The preacher I'll say ♪
973
00:44:00,805 --> 00:44:02,249
♪ I'll say ♪
974
00:44:02,273 --> 00:44:04,318
♪ yes, sir, that's my baby ♪
975
00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:06,787
♪ no, sir, I don't
Mean maybe... ♪
976
00:44:06,811 --> 00:44:09,790
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00:44:09,814 --> 00:44:12,726
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978
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,686
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979
00:44:14,710 --> 00:44:16,430
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