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What do you want to tell me

that you're not telling me?

Nothing. Mm.

Oh, I did speak to, uh... Morgan

last night.

Well, he was thinking that, maybe,

instead of this whole family outing thing,

that you and Patricia could take the kids

and let us have a guys night out...

Just the two of us...

Just two hardworking minister guys,

just getting away from it all, shooting a little pool.

What are you two really up to?

Such a suspicious mind for such a pretty lady.

Flattery. Nice choice.

Thank you.

Come on, I thought it'd be nice

if all the Hamiltons and all the Camdens went out together.

With Matt and John graduating this year,

there's not going to be that many more opportunities

for all of us to see each other.

Well, Matt and John aren't going to go tonight.

They're probably coming up with some kind of a scheme right now.

And you know if

they don't want to go, then Mary and Keesha

aren't going to want to go, either.

And if the older girls

don't go, Lucy won't go;

and even if you can get Simon and Nigel to go,

they're... they're at that age where...

just being seen with a family member

is a fate worse than no TV.

The most you and Patricia can realistically hope for

is Lynn and Ruthie.

I guess that's all the more reason

that you and Morgan should go with us.

All right, go, have a good time.

Thanks.

Come on, it'll be a blast.

The Mint Club is the best jazz club in the city.

It's also a 21 club and we're not 21.

We'll get in. I go there all the time.

Come on, Camden!

Pick me up around 8:00. You will not regret this.

What about the big family get-together?

Come on. Nobody believes we're really going to do that.

So, I can help you after school, if you want.

That'd be great.

I'll only have an hour or so,

because I have family plans.

You know how that goes.

An hour will be fine.

Actually, algebra is my best subject,

so, if I help you tonight, you'll have your homework done

and out of the way for the weekend.

I mean, you don't want to ruin your weekend

suffering over algebra, do you?

Okay, come on over.

Thanks.

Who was that?

Don't get excited. He's 14.

I would have said 18.

He's good-looking, but he's also totally

stuck on himself and kind of weird.

Weird, but good-looking.

Luce, hey, I need a favor.

It's a matter of life and death.

A matter of life and death?

My parents made me stop seeing my boyfriend

because my grades dropped, but I've got to see him tonight,

so I was wondering if you would come with me

to the movies, as my cover.

But what about the big family outing?

We're way too old for that stuff.

I'll get us out of it, don't worry.

So, will you do it?

Are you kidding?

A secret love, a clandestine meeting...

I'm totally there for you.

I just hope I can ask you to return the favor some day.

Of course.

What now?

Not that it's any of your beeswax,

but I need Mr. Lim's opinion on my picture.

Stop flirting with my boyfriend.

Mr. Lim

isn't your boyfriend, he's the substitute

and he's my boyfriend.

Hi, Mr. Lim. Hi, Mr. Lim.

Is everything all right here, girls?

I wanted you to see my picture.

Don't be late.

This is an invitation to one of Jessica Donner's

make-out parties.

How did this happen?

Who cares?

I can't wait to tell Nina.

Who're you gonna take?

Hi, Simon.

Did Jessica invite you to her party tonight?

I asked her to ask you.

Yeah.

Do you want to meet me there?

It could be, you know, kind of a date?

Sure.

Great. See you tonight.

Way to go, stud.

Laura is the make-out champion of all time.

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ When I see their happy faces ♪

♪ Smiling back at me ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ I know there's no greater feeling ♪

♪ Than the love of family ♪

♪ Where can you go ♪

♪ When the world don't treat you right? ♪

♪ The answer is home ♪

♪ That's the one place that you'll find ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ Mmm, 7th Heaven ♪

♪ 7th Heaven. ♪

Hello.

Everything's set.

Okay. Annie gave me the go-ahead.

Are we still on for tonight?

Absolutely. I'm not about to turn back now.

Okay. I hope you're doing the right thing.

Hello!

I could use some help here.

Oh, oh, here.

Hi. Hi.

Patricia, about tonight...

I knew you were gonna try to back out of it.

I was just talking to Eric

and he really needs a boys' night out.

It's been a rough week.

I'll tell you what, I'm gonna offer you

the same deal I offer the kids.

You tell me what you're up to

before I catch you, and I'll go easy on you.

Come on, we just want to play pool.

Sure you do.

Hi.

Mom, my friend Scott's coming over after school

to help me with my algebra homework.

Is that okay?

Sure, but he can't stay long.

We're going out with the Hamiltons.

Well, something kind of came up.

Keesha invited me to go to the movies with her

and I really want to go.

Please?

Her mom's not making her go out with you guys,

and, technically, I'll still be with one of the Hamiltons.

You know how much fun Keesha and I always have together.

She needs me.

Needs you?

Yeah.

Um, Keesha just broke up with her boyfriend

and, um, she's feeling kind of lonely

and doesn't feel like being around

a whole crowd of people...

Like our families.

You know how it is.

Fine. Go.

But a G-rated movie only, and something close.

Keesha hasn't had her license that long.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,

a hundred million times.

Okay, what's your excuse?

I don't have one yet,

but I'll work on it.

Oh, hi.

Just to warn you, Simon's acting weird.

Oh. Weirder than usual?

Oh, yeah. Way weird.

See ya.

Oh, oh, what about tonight?

Mm... Oh, yeah.

Um, John asked me to do something better.

Do you mind?

What's better?

Uh, just about anything.

Hey, would you like a cookie, Simon?

No.

Are you feeling okay?

Yeah, I'm... I'm fine.

Mom, can I go to a party tonight?

It's okay

if you say no. I'll understand. Really.

Do you want to go to this party?

Well, it's not just what I want,

it's what you want too, Mom.

If you don't want me to go,

I'll still respect you.

I'm sure, but you go ahead to your party.

I understand.

Thanks a lot, Mom.

How was school?

Miss Jenkins, the cafeteria lady, smells.

Honey, we don't say that.

Oh, sorry. Miss Jenkins stinks.

That's not nice, and that's not like you, Ruthie.

Are you mad at somebody?

When you liked Daddy, did anyone else like him, too?

Um... yeah, one girl did.

Her name was Rhonda,

and she was pretty but kind of mean.

But you got Daddy?

Well, I don't like to say "got."

He's not a toy or a... Okay, I got him.

What's up?

Nothing.

Okay, but if you want to tell me later, you can.

In the meantime, no one stinks.

Hey, what do you say, you and Lynn want to go out

with Patricia and me tonight?

I can't.

Why?

'Cause I don't like Lynn anymore.

You're going, and you're going to have fun!

Oh!

Hi, Scott, come on in.

I thought we'd study in the living room.

Where no one will bother us.

Sure.

Hi.

My sister Mary.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

I've seen you around school.

Shall we?

Fourteen.

Don't make a fool out of yourself.

Come on, Mom, you knew that Matt and I were going

when you guys made plans.

Fine.

Cool.

I'm gonna be honest with you.

I'm still angry about you breaking me up with Rick,

so I don't want to spend a whole evening around you and Dad.

Dad's not going.

But I have to go?

Come on, Mom!

Remember way back when you were my age?

Lucy and I

just want to go to a movie,

just get out on our own a little.

Please? Fine.

But if you don't

get your grades up in two weeks,

you won't be seeing Lucy or anybody else, either.

Thanks.

Okay, what's your sad story?

I got invited to a party.

What kind of party?

One of those make-out parties?

I don't think so.

It's not a make-out party.

The girl's parents are gonna be home the whole time.

Here's all the information, phone numbers and all.

Is Simon going?

Oh, yeah, he's going.

And how are you gonna get there?

All right, tell John he and Matt can drop you off

and pick you up.

Go.

Now, what can I do for you?

I need to know how to make a boy fall in love with me, quick.

How quick? Before Ms. Rainy gets well.

So give me everything you got, sister.

Hey.

Listen, uh, Mary,

I-I've got to be honest with you.

I... I volunteered to help Lucy with her homework

so I could... get a chance to talk to you.

Really? Yeah, yeah, I was hoping

I could meet you.

Even though, you know, I'm 14,

you'd see I don't act 14, and you'd...

maybe go out with me.

Tonight.

Like a date?

How about a movie?

Okay.

This is great.

Why don't you pick me up around 7:30?

Oh, well, I can't, 'cause I don't drive.

Oh. I thought you did.

All right, no big deal.

My parents can drive us.

No. No.

Um... why don't I meet you at the movies?

Yeah, and, uh, don't tell anyone.

Right. Yeah, you don't want to hurt Lucy.

Right.

And I don't really want

anyone knowing that I'm dating someone younger than me.

Fine.

It's a... it's a deal and a date.

Yeah.

Hey, can you give me a ride to the movies tonight?

No, you can get a ride with Lucy and Keesha.

Well, I'm meeting some friends,

and it's gonna be kind of awkward,

because Lucy and Keesha don't exactly hang out

with the same group I do.

And I don't want to drag my little sister around.

Neither do I.

Please?

All of you have to do is drop me off.

I'll get a ride home.

Okay, okay, but you owe me.

Put it on my bill.

Whoa, whoa. So, uh, you're meeting some guy,

and you don't want Mom and Dad to see him?

That is not it at all.

You are such a bad liar.

I am telling you the truth.

Uh-huh.

I should've done this years ago.

When I finally meet up with this guy face-to-face,

I'm gonna let him have it, with both barrels.

Please, no gun analogies.

And I'm only going with you

so you don't get yourself into any real trouble.

Well, my friend, you've certainly got

your work cut out for you.

So, uh, I take it Patricia doesn't know our mission?

No way. She'd kill me if she did.

You didn't tell Annie, did you?

Well, she suspects I'm up to something,

but she finally stopped asking me.

There are some things a wife doesn't need to know.

Yeah, like when you're meeting her ex-husband.

You sure you want to go through with this?

Look...

every year he calls her on Valentine's Day.

Every year... He's never missed one.

Last week included.

Doesn't seem to faze him she's married to somebody else now.

He just keeps on calling.

And because of that call,

Patricia and I have a fight every Valentine's Day.

Last week included.

Yeah, well, next year,

there's not gonna be a call, okay?

For the first time in our married lives,

there is not going to be a call.

Come on, let's go.

Yes, sir.

Go. Go.

Would the rest of you guys

please roll down your windows?

What is wrong with you two?

What's with the aftershave?

What is so funny?

Nothing.

Good luck, you guys.

Thanks. I'm gonna need it.

Yeah, me, too.

No... what are you talking about?

Well, they're going to a make-out party.

Oh, they better not be.

No, you guys are way too young to start kissing girls.

Look, just because

you never got kissed until you were old

is no reason why we shouldn't start kissing

when we're still in our prime.

Okay, you guys, end of the line.

Have fun.

How you feeling?

I'm cool.

Yeah, lucky you.

Please don't let my lips fail me now.

Final check.

Chap Stick?

Cherry, full tube.

Fresh breath?

Check. Aftershave?

Let's just make sure

we're in a well-ventilated room.

It's not too late to run.

Hi, boys. Come on in.

I really owe you for coming with me tonight.

I don't know how to thank you.

There he is.

Luce, this is Rick.

Hey, nice to meet you.

I hope you don't mind, but I, um,

I brought a friend.

Hey, Bri, over here.

Hi. Surprise.

Hey.

No kidding, surprise!

That's Brian Dunn.

He's gorgeous. He's in my English Lit class,

and I'm not afraid to tell you that I love him,

and I love you for bringing me here.

I can't believe my luck!

Come on.

Did Brian know that I was going to be here,

or is this an ambush blind date? He knew.

Now, come on.

Our dates are waiting.

I hope you don't mind

being surprised like this.

No, not at all.

Cool. Let's go get the tickets.

Cool.

You know, I'm not really allowed to date.

That's what makes this so much fun.

Hey,

we should go see the cartoon movie.

That way no one we know will see us,

and nothing will get back to our parents.

That's fine with me.

I didn't come to see a movie.

Four for the cartoon movie.

Hey, shouldn't we wait and make sure your friends get here

before we leave? No.

They'll be here. Don't worry, I'll be fine. Go.

Do you have a quarter in case you have to call?

Yes, I have many quarters. Go.

She's up to something.

Yeah, I know, but it's a something

she's hiding from Lucy and not us,

so I figure it can't be all that bad.

Hey, are you sure you want to go to the club tonight?

I mean, we're so close to graduating

without our parents killing us.

I mean, what if we get carded or arrested or...

Hey, hey, Matt, just relax, man, trust me.

Famous last words.

Wow!

I mean... wow.

I-I-I mean, I mean, y-you look great.

Thanks.

Hey, uh, two for Love Doesn't Matter, please.

Sure.

I just need some I.D., stud.

Uh, I... I seem to have left it in my other jacket.

Then I guess it's two for the cartoon movie.

I don't mind.

It's no big deal, really.

Ruthie, honey, you've had your coat on the entire meal,

and you've got stuff all over it.

Take it off and let me get the food off,

before it gets stained.

No fair, Mommy.

She's cheating.

What are you wearing? A bra.

Why?! I need a more...

mature look.

She's just trying to take my boyfriend.

Am not.

Are, too... and your chest

is crooked, anyway.

You're just jealous. Am not!

Enough. Now, you stop all this fighting.

Oh. Maybe this will help.

If you two can stop fighting and be nice to each other,

we've got a surprise for you.

We're gonna take you to a movie.

I don't want to go.

Me, neither.

You're going.

And you, too.

That's if we can get a check and get out of here.

Well, it's just a cartoon.

I'm sure we're not gonna miss any important plot points.

Do we have to go?

Yes.

Mom, Dad,

you promised you'd leave and go upstairs.

Okay, okay, we can take a hint.

The coast is clear.

I knew this was too good to last.

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-hoo, hoo ♪

♪ I've been waiting all my life for someone ♪

♪ Someone who could turn my world around ♪

♪ Lately you and I've been sharing something... ♪

Can I get your friend something, John?

No, I'm just fine. Thanks.

So, you ready?

Ready for what? And now, ladies and gentlemen,

I'd like to introduce you

to someone we discovered here at the club,

someone you'll be hearing a lot from in the very near future,

please... give it up for John Hamilton.

♪ As sure as the sky is blue ♪

♪ And the city sounds at noon ♪

♪ Time is moving on ♪

♪ And there's no time to be ♪

♪ Full of negativity ♪

♪ Wasting energy ♪

♪ On who was right or wrong ♪

♪ Too many people dying ♪

♪ Too many people crying out for someone to hear their plea ♪

♪ And care enough to see... ♪

I got five bucks says Patricia's ex is a no-show.

You keep calling him "Patricia's ex."

Isn't his name Kevin?

Oh, did I tell you

John's been singing at a nightclub?

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, last week some 20-year-old

with tattoos and dreadlocks offered him a record contract.

Of course, I didn't hear it from John.

One of my parishioners filled me in.

What about college? Tuskegee?

I want the kid to go to college.

But I want John

to want it, too, you know.

He's gotta, he's gotta be committed,

and he's got to decide for himself what's right.

It's tough sitting around

and watching Matt make a big decision

like what college to go to.

I was hoping if he wanted to sing badly enough,

he'd stay in town and go to a local school.

I'm kind of hoping Matt won't get into

an out-of-state school.

I'd like to keep my eye on him, and my wallet.

Yeah, we don't have the money enough

for John to go out of state, either.

I mean, Tuskegee's great, but...

it can be rough on the bank account

for him to be that far away.

Well...

it kind of looks like you scared Kevin off.

Let's just go home.

No, no, I'm not giving up yet.

Okay.

Are you the Reverend Hamilton?

Yes.

I'm Kevin, Patricia's ex-husband.

You're 14.

Excuse us.

Save me! Save me!

Off with their heads!

Man, that was great. Why didn't you tell me you were singing here?

Don't feel left out. Nobody knows.

Last week I got offered a record contract.

Wow, a record contract. That's awesome.

Then you won't mind helping me out.

Sure.

Great, I knew I could count on you.

I want you to be there with me when I tell my father

I don't want to go to college next year

and that I want to pursue my music career.

Be with you when you tell your dad that, are you nuts?

I don't want to be in the same state

when you tell your dad that.

Come on, Matt, you have to.

That's why I brought you here,

so you can vouch for my talent.

They've only heard me in church.

You know, I think you brought me here to talk you out of this.

You don't think I can make it in the music business, do you?

Well, you're wrong.

'Cause I will.

And I'll do it with or without you or my family

or my dad or any stupid college education.

Because I'm a singer. A good one.

And I'm going to make it.

And nobody is going to stop me either.

I'm not stopping you.

I just don't agree with you about the college thing.

Okay, everybody, it's time for Seven Minutes in Heaven.

What's Seven Minutes in Heaven?

A boy and a girl go into the closet for seven minutes.

To do what?

Oh, boy.

Okay, who's going to go first?

Um, we'll go first.

Okay, who's got a watch?

Okay, you two,

you've got seven minutes.

Simon. Simon.

Simon. Simon.

I like to go first.

Yeah, good idea.

Me, too.

I just like getting it over with.

Me, too.

So...

who do you like better, Red Lightning or The Tick?

The Tick.

Me, too.

Last year, my dad took me to this comics convention

and I met Ben Edlund.

You met the creator of The Tick?

Yeah, he even signed one of my comics, too.

You could come over and see it sometime.

Cool.

You know who's almost as cool as the Tick?

Arthur, former accountant and sidekick to The Tick.

"Yes, I'm not a bunny..."

"I'm a moth."

Look, I'm sorry if I took you by surprise,

but I've always wanted to meet you, Reverend Hamilton.

Call me Morgan.

Okay. Morgan.

If you always wanted to meet me,

why haven't you come by the house?

Patty doesn't know about the wheels.

I got drafted after we split up,

then they sent me off to Nam

and two months later, shipped me home in a wheelchair.

I'm sorry.

It's not all bad.

I met this great nurse in rehab,

Melanie.

We got married

and I adopted her two kids.

I couldn't be happier.

If you're so happy, then why do you still call Patricia?

Calling Patty helps me remember a time in my life

when I was more carefree and stupid.

She was the best thing that ever happened to me as a kid

and it's hard to let go of that.

Does your wife know you call Patricia?

Sure.

But she also knows that I love her

and I wouldn't change our life together for anything.

So... did you bring this guy along with you

to keep you from beating me up?

Let me buy you two guys a beer.

Looks like you could use one.

Look, I know you think I'm experienced

and that's why you asked me to the party

but, if you must know,

I've never kissed a girl before,

and certainly not for seven whole minutes

in a dark closet,

so, if you want to leave, I'll understand.

Well, I've never been kissed before, either.

But I, but I heard that...

You heard I made out with a lot of boys, right?

Yep.

Well, I didn't.

Doug Peterson just told everyone I did

because I wouldn't kiss him.

Doesn't it bother you that people think you did something

that you never did?

No.

Why should it? It's not true.

You're pretty cool.

You're pretty cool, too.

So if you didn't ask me to the party

based on my kissing ability,

then why'd you ask me?

Because I like you.

I think you're cute.

Oh.

Oh.

I like you, too.

Simon, you better come out. Right now.

Not now.

Would you like to kiss me?

You mean your first kiss?

Yours, too.

Oh, cool.

Super cool.

Okay, close your eyes, count to three,

then we'll kiss.

Okay.

One...

two...

Hi.

Come on you two, watch the movie.

This is better.

Yeah.

Do you believe it?

If I saw one of my daughters in a theater

making out like these two, I'd send her to a convent.

I mean, this is a kids' movie, for goodness sakes.

Keesha?!

Shh!

Lucy?!

Dear God, my mom's here.

You know, you really shouldn't call Patricia anymore.

Morgan...

You should come by the house instead.

I know she'd love to see you again

and if I hadn't been such a fool all these years, you would have.

What about the kids?

Do they know about me?

I don't want to cause any trouble for anyone.

Yeah, yeah, they know.

Then I accept.

I'd love to see Patty

and meet the kids.

Great. Just let me know when you're free.

I'm free right now.

I could go home with you tonight.

Sure. That'd be great.

Unless, of course, some other time would be better.

We don't want to monopolize your evening.

Nope, I'm free all night.

So tonight's great for me.

Great.

I'll just go call my wife.

We're in big trouble. You know that.

Yeah.

Mom, this may be

a bad time, but do we have to tell Dad about this?

Yeah, do we?

They're as good as told.

Well, the evening's not a total waste.

At least Ruthie and Lynn are friends again.

Uh-uh. You can run,

but you can't hide.

I'll take hiding for now.

But you know, Mom, technically,

aside from making out,

I really didn't do anything wrong.

Oh, well, then this may sound harsh to you.

To start with, you're on house probation for three months.

Now, if you can stay out of trouble for that long,

I might consider letting you out of the house

before you turn 21.

But if you so much as cross the line once,

I'm going to have you LoJacked. Got it?

Good.

What she said and probably more.

Okay.

But can we just not call any attention to the fact

that I'm being punished and not tell Dad?

Please? I don't hide things from your father.

That goes double for me. Upstairs.

Come on, Mom, just consider how you'd feel.

What if you were me?

Go!

LoJacked?

I'm sorry for back at the club, man.

I was way out of line.

This is my mess and I have no right to drag you into it.

No, but you can really sing.

Thanks, that... that means a lot.

Hey, I found out, man, last month,

that Tuskegee wants me.

Early acceptance.

Congratulations. That's excellent.

Can't you do your music thing there?

Not really.

The company that offered me

the record deal is small and local.

How about a local college? Then you could work on

your record contract and go to school.

If I go anywhere in state,

I'll be forced to live at home to save money.

And I don't know if I can do that.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I'm praying I only get accepted

to an out-of-state school.

Of course, I'll have to get a scholarship

and a job, maybe two jobs,

plus a student loan to afford it,

but it'll be worth it, just to be on my own for a change.

Yeah.

So, boys... I mean men, how did it go?

Well, I can never come to another party

at Jessica's house again.

But I can.

So is Jessica's dad

calling Mom and Dad?

He didn't mention that

when he was yelling at me, so probably not.

You don't think he'd do that, do you?

Do you?!

Depends.

Start talking.

We've got a little surprise for you, honey.

Look who we bumped into at the pool hall.

Surprise.

It's me...

Kevin.

Your...?

A little shocked?

Yeah.

But... oh, my God, Kevin,

it is so good to see you!

Hey, I'm sorry my parents were late.

I hope you don't get in trouble.

No. Don't worry.

I'm pretty sure my parents

will be focused on Lucy tonight.

Hey, want a ride?

Thanks for the movie.

I think I'll catch a ride home with my brother.

That's cool.

14. You're 14.

You know, maybe this wasn't such a good idea.

Oh, well, yeah.

I'll still see you at school.

Yeah and remember... This date is our little secret.

Sure. Secret. You bet.

What are you guys doing here?

We dropped Simon and Nigel off at the house

and circled back to find out who your date was.

Isn't that kid Lucy's friend?

Shut up, okay?

Are you so desperate

you're dating 14-year-olds now?

Not anymore.

Oh! Mary, look!

Your date's parents are waving at us.

That is so sweet.

Wave.

Fine.

Keep it up and I won't tell you what happened

with our moms and Lucy and Keesha.

Spill it.

Okay, here's the short version.

Lucy and Keesha were making out

in the movies with two guys

and Mom and Mrs. Hamilton caught them.

Making out?

Lucy? Our Lucy?

Keesha? My little sister Keesha?

Mm-hmm.

I can't tell you how great it was

seeing you after all these years.

You're as kind and gentle

and big-hearted as you were the day we met.

I'm go glad you finally got a chance to meet the kids.

I'm just sorry you didn't get to see my oldest John.

Maybe another time.

Yeah, I promise.

You guys just missed meeting my first husband.

Oh, that's too bad.

I can't believe he called.

Well, he did.

A make out party?

Okay, what's going on?

I didn't do anything. I swear.

At this moment, Nigel, no matter what you did,

your father is in more trouble than you are.

Cool.

Why don't you boys go into the kitchen and get a snack.

Morgan, Eric,

why didn't you tell me

you wanted to meet my ex-husband?

I would have gladly arranged it.

I think I'm going to let Morgan answer that.

A true friend to the end.

I can't believe you two are this dumb. Exactly.

You want to get a bad reputation before you even start dating?

Brian would never tell anyone what we did.

Yeah, Rick either. He's a gentleman.

What planet are you from?

'Cause, here on Earth, guys tell other guys everything.

And even if you do nothing,

they still tell everyone you did something.

How do you know that?

Hello. We're guys.

I don't even know what you two were thinking.

I told you guys it was a bad idea

making out with girls at your age.

It wasn't totally bad.

It wasn't bad at all.

Hello.

It's Scott.

Uh, tell him I'm not here.

I... already went to bed.

Uh, she already went to bed,

but I'll tell her you called.

Yeah, bye.

So you're dating some geek in Lucy's class?

What were you thinking?

I like me better this way.

Yeah, you look more adult.

Thanks for helping me.

You're a good friend.

Okay, just so we're clear...

We don't ever want to find out again

that you and Keesha are making out at the movies.

Or anywhere else.

No more making out.

Okay, okay.

Stop lecturing us.

Geez, you're worse than Dad.

Yeah. Way worse.

When exactly were you going to tell us

that our daughters were making out at the movies?

When you told us what you were doing.

Well, I don't think we need to get involved.

No, Matt and John are doing a pretty good job.

When do you want to talk to the boys about college?

Well, maybe we go out next Friday night.

You know, guys night out with our sons.

Maybe Matt and John should just talk

to each other about college.

I agree. They'll make the right decision.

I hope so.

Me, too... but if it's the wrong decision?

Could we go out with them then?

No. Never.

We don't need you to yell at us.

Yeah, we've got parents.

They don't know anything.