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You shrunk these in the dryer, didn't you?

Uh, did I?

I-I-I, uh, gee, I'm sorry.

I must've left them in there a little too long.

A lot too long.

Yeah, and-and I probably had the dryer on way too high.

You know,

I was thinking,

maybe we should start taking walks together after dinner.

Why would we do that?

Oh, walking could be good for us, you know.

Walking is romantic and healthy,

the best of both worlds.

You think I'm fat.

I think you're a very attractive man.

Who's fat.

You are not fat.

You may have put on a pound or two since the wedding,

but that hardly constitutes fat.

I'm holding a lot water right now.

All the men in my family retain water.

Just out of curiosity,

how much weight have you gained since the wedding?

What difference does it make?

How much?

Since the wedding?

Yeah.

Nothing.

I've rearranged a little, but my weights the same.

Oh.

How much do you think I've put on?

Seven, eight,

12 pounds at the most.

But you were a skinny little kid when we got married,

and now you're the most attractive man in the world.

Most attractive fat man in the world.

Would you stop?

I love you just the way you are.

I don't care if you've gained a little weight

over the past 20 years.

So what?

I wish you'd just stop

with the "left the jeans in the dryer too long."

No more than I do, honey.

God help me, I'm fat.

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ When I see their happy faces ♪

♪ Smiling back at me ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ I know there's no greater feeling ♪

♪ Than the love of family ♪

♪ Where can you go ♪

♪ When the world don't treat you right? ♪

♪ The answer is home ♪

♪ That's the one place that you'll find ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ Mmm, 7th Heaven ♪

♪ 7th Heaven. ♪

I found him.

Found who?

Brian Keys.

He's right over there.

Go ask him about me.

I'm waiting for the right moment.

Now is the right moment.

See?

No... no, it's not.

There's never a right moment to try to get some guy

to take out my sister.

Why not?

I fixed you up with Linda Ptolemy.

No, no, she wanted to go out with me.

And she wanted to go out with me

just to make her boyfriend jealous.

Yeah, but you still got to go out.

I haven't gone out with anyone since I broke up with Wilson.

Oh, all right.

What, are you just going to stand there and watch me?

Fine, I'll go find Lucy.

Do that.

Hey, Matt, what's going on?

Nothing. Got any plans for the weekend?

Nope, just hanging out. Why?

Uh, I'm just going to cut to the chase.

My sister, Mary, wants to go out with you.

I thought she was looking at me funny.

Yeah, well, you were right.

I don't know. Mary?

Me and Mary?

She just broke up with her boyfriend

a couple of weeks ago, and she was thinking

if you don't have any plans for this weekend...

I don't have any plans, but...

But what?

But Mary's not my type.

I mean, she's great-looking and nice and everything,

but she seems like she'd give a guy a hard time, you know?

Yeah, I know.

I mean, but couldn't you just go out with her once,

like for pizza or something?

Look, even if I wanted to, I couldn't.

I'm totally busted.

Well, what if you weren't totally busted?

What if you had 20 bucks to burn?

Your 20 bucks?

Believe me, it'll be easier for me to give you 20 bucks

than explain to Mary why you don't want to go out with her.

Okay, fine.

I'll take her out for a pizza and get her off your back.

Oh, that's great.

Be at our house around 8:00.

Oh, isn't it a little late for me

to be asking her out for tonight?

I'll take care of that.

Thanks a lot, man.

Yeah.

I have been looking all over for you.

I left my book

in math class and I had to go get it

but they already locked the door,

so I had to go get the janitor.

So? It happens.

What are you so upset about?

I'm not upset.

Sorry. My mistake.

Shelby got invited to Beverly's sleepover and I didn't.

I mean, why would they invite Shelby and not me?

She's just as unpopular as I am.

Let it go, Luce.

Sleepovers are lame anyway.

Maybe to you.

But I have one year, this year, to fit in,

and if I don't, I'll have to accept the fact

that I'll never be in.

You have ink on your face.

Why doesn't anyone tell me these things?!

I just did.

So my mom, she's gonna rent some movies,

but then she and my dad promised to stay upstairs

for the rest of the night.

Oh, so you guys are having a sleepover, huh?

Oh, I can't go.

I have a date with Jimmy... Moon.

Oh, that's right.

You're the one that got stuck with him.

You should get Jimmy's parents to drop you off,

'cause It's going to be great.

We invited Shelby.

Shelby?

Oh, that should be fun.

Maybe I will.

If we're not having too much fun,

and what are the chances of that?

So tell me, why did you invite Shelby to your party

but not Lucy?

I guess I just didn't think about it.

But Lucy's welcome to come.

In fact, I should have invited her from the beginning.

Oh, hey, Luce, I know it's kind of late,

but if you're not doing anything tonight,

I'd love for you to come to my sleepover.

Really?

Yeah, here.

The where and the when stuff is all right here.

So I guess I'll see you later?

Yeah. Sure.

Do I need to bring anything?

Just yourself.

Okay. I'll see you later.

Are you guys ready to go?

Please say "yes."

Yes. Yes.

I just got invited

to this totally cool sleepover.

Oh, that's great. Let's go.

So?

8:00.

Tonight?

Brian Keys wants to go out with me tonight?

I knew it.

I could tell by the way he waved at me.

Hey, you're home early.

I was hoping to slip right past you,

but I should've known I'd be too fat for that.

Yeah, but fat boy is going to do something about it.

I'm going to go for a run.

What do you say Simon, feel like going for a jog?

No, thanks, Dad.

I can get into my jeans and tuck a shirt in comfortably.

I said nothing.

You gave your jeans to Matt.

There had to be a reason.

Great.

Where are your sisters and brother?

Well, Lucy's packing for her sleepover and Mary has a date.

With whom?

Whom? Who.

You know who. Brian.

Welcome to my world, Mom.

Matt fixed her up. Really?

How nice.

What do you know about the sleepover?

Beverly's having it.

The cool group.

Lucy got invited to the cool group's sleepover?

Yeah, it sounded a little fishy to us, too.

Very fishy fish.

Hey, I've got some big news for you.

The Y is giving swimming classes

and guess whose name is at the top of the list?

I hope it's not mine.

I don't need to swim.

I like to stay on dirt.

Honey, everybody has to know how to swim,

and Mommy will be right there with you, so it'll be fine.

It'll be fine.

I took swimming classes when I was three.

I know, but everyone in the class will be three

and it's going to be totally mutilating.

Humiliating.

Whatever.

I'll be frozen.

Who takes swimming lessons in the middle of winter?

It's an indoor, heated pool.

Oh.

I still don't want to go.

Swimming's too hard.

Swimming is a piece of cake. I could teach you.

How?

The bathtub.

Water's water, right?

I'll go fill the tub!

I wish she'd quit doing that.

Just the man I need to see.

I need to borrow some money. 20 bucks.

The last time I lent you money, you left the state.

But I paid you back, right?

Yeah, but it put a strain on the relationship.

It did not.

Not between me and you, between me and Dad,

so it'd have to be for a really good cause.

I need to loan Mary's date some money.

Why can't she loan him the money?

Because one, she probably doesn't have twenty bucks

and two, she doesn't know about it.

You're paying a guy to take her out?!

Tell the world, Simon.

Oh, oh.

So why do you have to pay him?

Because she hasn't had a date since she broke up with Wilson,

and she's got her heart set on Brian

and Brian says she's not his type,

but I couldn't tell Mary that.

So come on, lend the me the money.

Okay.

But I want it back in 30 days,

with two dollars interest.

Fine.

And if you get caught,

not a word to Mary about where the money came from.

Hi, Mom.

Hey.

Gentlemen.

Have a nice run, sweetheart.

Luce.

I've heard rumors about a sleepover with the cool group?

Please say it's okay.

Depends. What cool person is having the party?

Beverly.

Do I know cool Beverly's parents?

I doubt it.

Do they have a phone number?

Why? I just thought

that before I sent my 14-year-old daughter off

for a sleepover, I'd get a little information.

Decide how I can do that, so you won't die of embarrassment

and then get back to me.

By the time I figure that out,

I'll be dead, and it won't matter.

Okay, then.

I'm in here.

I know, and I'm out here,

wondering what you're doing in there.

I'm getting in the bathtub.

Oh, good for you.

Use soap.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, nothing.

Who is it?

Coach Camden reporting for duty.

Who?

Oh, it's you.

You ready?

I forgot to turn the cold water on.

It's too hot to get in.

That's okay... we can go over the basics while we're still on land.

The first thing we're gonna do is blow some bubbles.

Why?

So water doesn't go in your mouth.

Can't I just keep my mouth closed?

Ah, the eternal question.

Just hold your nose and blow out your mouth.

No, you got to open your eyes,

so you can see where you're going.

Where am I going to go? It's a bathtub!

Who's the coach?

I don't know.

Me.

I thought you were the swimming teacher.

I prefer coach, if you don't mind.

All right, all right.

Eyes open. Blow.

Excellent!

Thank you.

Next... I'm gonna teach you a little something

that we like to call... "The Dead Man's Float."

I don't like the sound of that.

Fine. It just seems like floating like a dead guy

is the last thing I want to know.

Right on time.

I'm never late for work.

What time you want her home? I'm thinking 10:00.

You bring her home any earlier, she might get suspicious.

You bring her home any later, you might have to talk to my dad.

You have to tread a fine line. Great.

What am I supposed to talk to her about for two hours?

Basketball.

Don't watch it, don't play it, don't like it.

See? I told you this is a bad idea.

Think of it as a free pizza.

Let me ask you something... Why do you want me,

a guy who's not really into your sister,

to go out with your sister?

Well, those are the best dates for a sister.

I mean, she's safe with a guy like you.

She's safe with any guy.

She doesn't need you to protect her.

I can't even imagine approaching her

for a good-night kiss.

Actually, I was thinking

a quick, simple good-night kiss on the cheek

should be included for 20 bucks.

Fine.

Let's get this fun-filled evening over with.

Oh. Brian, this is my Dad and my sister Lucy.

Dad, this is Brian, Mary's date.

Oh.

If I didn't have to take Lucy to her sleepover,

this would be a great time for the two of us to talk.

No, it wouldn't, Dad, but nice try.

You want to go?

Sure. It was nice meeting you.

I'll have her home early.

No, don't shut that!

We're gonna be late.

Dad...

Oh, I'm practically behind the wheel.

Why's he gonna have her home early?

Um, I don't know, he's a nice guy?

Uh-huh.

Those my jeans?

Uh, yours don't quite fit... I thought I'd grow into them.

They're that big?

You're not behind the wheel, Dad.

How much did you pay him?

I saw you on the porch.

20 bucks.

Where'd you get the money?

The Bank of Simon.

Well, that was really sweet of you.

Mary's been a little lonely without Wilson.

Of course, you're dealing with your sister's heart

and your brother's money, so I'm guessing

that this is gonna blow up in your face big-time.

So, how's basketball going?

Oh, I'm not playing this year.

I had that knee surgery.

I forgot. Sorry.

It's okay.

Do you ever go to the games?

No.

Well, you should go sometime.

I'm not really into basketball.

Oh.

What about football?

Uh, nope.

Soccer?

Not really.

Volleyball?

'Fraid not.

Did you ever do a science project when you were a sophomore?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I loved it.

I got a D on it, and it totally killed

my quarter grade, but I loved it.

Well, what'd you do?

Heart transplant on a frog.

Excellent. Yeah.

I mean, both frogs were dead,

but I was gonna demonstrate how you'd do it.

My donor was cool, but my recipient started

oozing stuff from its stitches.

People were puking as they passed by my table.

Oh, what a rip! I mean, if you can't stand

the blood and the oozery, get out of the lab.

Yeah! See, you get it.

I totally love that stuff.

Do you watch the Medical Channel?

Oh, all the time.

Did you see the one where the woman's scalp

got torn off by a machine...

Yeah, yeah, and they stitched it back on. Classic.

Are you gonna go to med school?

Maybe. How about you?

I don't think so. I hate chemistry.

Of course, one of the reasons I hate it

might be because I'm terrible at it.

Well, I can help you.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, I need a favor.

I... I need some cheeseburgers.

Okay. Okay.

And I... I also need you to just keep this between us.

Your mom doesn't have to know about this.

Why would she? They're just cheeseburgers. Right.

They're just cheeseburgers.

The Varsity okay?

Yeah. Just... drop them off somewhere in the garage

when you get home, and I'll find a way to make the pickup, okay?

Dad, you don't have to live like this... you're not that fat.

What do you mean by "that fat"?

I'm on my way.

'Kay, how come you didn't just get something

when you dropped Lucy off? I did.

I got a shake... It just made me hungrier.

Look... just tell your mom you feel like going for a ride.

No, no. No, tell her, uh,

you want some air. No.

That won't work.

There's air in the backyard.

Uh, just... just tell her

you're gonna pick up a schoolbook from one of your friends.

Uh, stop before you hurt yourself. I can handle it.

That's my boy.

Your mom's out there.

Oh, Dad, you're losing it.

I'll be out in a minute... I'm taking a bath.

Again? You just had one this afternoon.

I got dirty again.

There are seven people in this house.

One bath a day is all you're allowed.

I thought cleanliness was next to godliness.

It only matters if you and God

are going to be on a crowded bus together.

Huh? Hurry up.

I'm going to get some ice cream.

Do you want anything?

Oh, where you going?

Oh, I don't know, someplace close.

I won't be gone that long.

Eh, I better pass this time.

I'm trying to cut back.

But you could pick up something for Simon and Ruthie to have

when she gets out of the bathtub.

Forget it, we don't want to get fat, either.

Ouch.

Okay, the new person... That's you...

Gets under the bed.

Then we get the other new person...

That's Shelby... to come in here.

Then what?

Then we all talk about you

until Shelby starts to talk about you

and says what she really thinks.

Of course, we're just making stuff up

to get her to talk, so you can't hold anything we say against us.

I see.

And don't worry. See, we do this every week

and it's always really fun, and it's useful.

This way you know who your true friends are,

because you see what people really think about you.

But what if I don't want to know?

Surprise!

Oh, great!

Okay, you're just in time.

Hi, Lucy.

Hi.

Lucy got here first, so she gets to go

under the bed.

We're just waiting for Shelby to get here.

Never been prouder.

Me, either.

We'd better get out of here before Mom catches us.

She's going to be so surprised when she finds out I can swim.

Are you still in the tub?

No.

Uh...

We're brushing our teeth.

Can I get you something?

You hardly touched your dinner.

No, thanks. I'm fine.

I had a really great time.

Me, too.

You, uh... you want to go out again sometime?

Like tomorrow night?

I should probably be the one to ask,

but yes, I'm free tomorrow night.

Great.

See you tomorrow.

That was more than a $20 kiss.

That was a free kiss.

I'm going to give you your money back.

It wouldn't be right to get paid for taking Mary out.

In fact, I should pay you.

I've been dying to ask you, what do you think of Lucy?

I think she's pretty nice.

Pretty nice? Please.

She is absolutely rude to Ashley.

It probably just gets to her that Ashley goes out with Jimmy.

I mean, they were boyfriend and girlfriend

for a long time.

Yeah. I've always wondered why

he broke up with her anyway.

Well, for one thing,

Jimmy says she was incredibly insecure.

So she's a little insecure.

Okay, she doesn't have a lot of self-confidence.

No kidding.

You're exactly right.

Yeah, but who would, with an older sister

who's a basketball star and a brain?

Yeah, if Mary hadn't asked us to invite Lucy, believe me...

Hey, Shelby, guess what?

We've got a little surprise for you.

Come on out, Lucy.

Welcome to the club!

Go away!

Told you she'd kill you.

Listen Mr. Warbucks, did you give him the 20 bucks?

What's going on?

Matt paid Brian 20 bucks to take me out!

You insisted on going out with him.

He didn't want to take you out and he didn't have

any money, so I gave him 20 bucks.

I know. In my face.

Does the whole world know about this?

I didn't know anything about this.

Why didn't I know anything about this?

I believe you were out getting a milkshake.

What was left of it was in the garbage can

when I took out the trash.

I'll take Matt. You talk to Mary.

I don't want to talk to anyone.

Um, my person doesn't feel like talking right now.

This is kind of a guy thing.

Two cheeseburgers.

Driver's side tire of the van.

Driver's side of the van? Good man.

Now, what's this about paying Brian to go out with Mary?

Brian said Mary wasn't his type.

But somehow she became his type

because you should have seen

how he was kissing her good night.

It's actually okay that I missed that.

Hello.

Mom?

Oh, hi, Luce.

Mom, make up some reason to call here

and tell me I have to come home.

Are you okay?

No, which is why I want to come home. Please.

Okay.

I did something like this once to my sister.

I paid a guy to take her out for weeks,

only it turned out that he had told her

about the whole thing on their first date, so they

were splitting the money for months before I found out.

Uh, Lucy called.

She wants to come home from the sleepover.

I'll go get her.

No, that's okay, I'll get her.

No, no, no, it's, it's late.

You shouldn't be out by yourself.

Well, I'll go with you.

Fine.

I've got it.

Hello.

Oh, hey, Brian.

Listen you've got to let me talk to Mary.

I've got to explain.

She's not going to talk to you.

She's not talking to anyone.

I don't know why she's making

such a big deal out of this.

I mean, it's not like I knew I was going to have a good time.

I'll go upstairs and see if she wants to call you back,

but you'd better come up with

a better line than that while you're waiting.

I have no idea what's wrong with Lucy.

I mean she's not sick.

Something must've happened.

Well, I'll drive.

I took her over, I know where Beverly lives.

Well, I've got the address, I know exactly where she lives

and it's what, six blocks? Get in.

I smell hamburgers.

I thought Matt was going out for ice cream.

I don't smell anything.

I just feel like driving, okay?

Okay.

That's right. It was in the fat position.

You can walk, you know...

I'll stop and get you two more on the way home.

What are you talking about?

Brian called.

He wants you to call him back.

Yeah, that'll happen.

You know, I will never feel comfortable going out

with anyone you know again because you could be paying them

to take out your poor pathetic sister

who can't get her own dates!

How did you come up with this?

Was it Brian's idea?

Unfortunately no, it was my idea.

But only because he didn't have any money.

That's the only reason? He didn't have any money?

Yeah. You know, otherwise, he would have... probably.

Do you ever tell the truth

because I know you're lying right now!

What's his number? I think I will call him.

I don't know his number.

Give it to me! I don't have it.

Why would you ask me to call him

if you didn't have his number!

I'm not going to give it to you

if you're just going to call him up

and scream at him and humiliate yourself.

Well, you're the one who humiliated me.

Did you pay Beverly to invite me to her party,

or did you just threaten her?

What's with Simon and Ruthie?

No one else can get in the bathroom anymore.

I'll take care of it.

Thanks, Mom.

You want some?

No. No, it's time to get serious

about this diet.

It's not funny.

Hey, Dad, ready for our walk?

I'm looking forward to it, Luce.

Have you and Mary made up yet?

I have no intention of letting her off the hook any time soon.

How about you?

Mary has no intention

of letting me off the hook any time soon.

Paddle, paddle!

Keep your head up.

Be confident.

That's it, confident.

What are you doing?

Simon taught me how to swim.

Now I don't need any lessons.

I pretty much taught myself the same way,

so I'm kind of an expert, you know.

Watch me.

That's fabulous.

Fabulous.

But let's give the other kids a shot at the tub, okay?

Here, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Okay, here don't get cold...

There we go, baby.

Oh, give Mommy kiss.

Simon, you're going to have to tell Ruthie

that in spite of her tub time,

she's going to have to take swim lessons.

Why me?

Because you're the one who made her think

she could swim after a few days

of splashing around in a bathtub.

She has to learn how in a bigger body of water.

But maybe she can swim.

I mean, wouldn't that be weird?

All right I'll tell her.

But it's going to break her heart.

Her teeny, tiny little heart.

Guess who's responsible for that?

Me.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I've never been so hungry in my life.

It's like the minute your mother said I was fat,

all I've wanted to do is stuff my face.

And why shouldn't I?

I mean, it's not like I can't get into my clothes.

Well, I couldn't get in my jeans,

but they're not regular pants.

They're... shrunken jeans, you know?

I know.

And it's like Beverly saying I'm rude to Ashley,

or Shelby saying I'm insecure.

That's totally...

totally...

Well, it's the truth.

I guess maybe I'm a little insecure.

And I have gained a little weight.

To protecting our self-image through denial.

Hey, Lucy.

I wanted to apologize for last night.

It's okay, Shelby.

No, it's not, and I feel terrible.

It's pathetic, but I was trying to fit in.

I've been there myself.

A few times.

Well, the good news is, now that we've been initiated,

we're invited to Beverly's sleepover again next week.

'Course I don't really want to go.

Me either.

Who needs it?

I'll see you at school on Monday.

Hey, Shelby.

How'd you know where to find us?

Uh, I called your house to see if Lucy was home

and Mrs. Camden said that you guys were jogging

and you'd probably stop here.

Your mom's so good, it scares me sometimes.

So you're really going to blow off this sleepover next week?

Yeah.

Beverly's little game worked.

I found out who my true friends are,

or, in this case, aren't.

Of course, I had some time to think about it

while I was hiding under the bed.

Pathetic, huh?

Not at all.

I'm very proud of you.

Thanks, Dad. I'm very proud of you, too.

I have to take those lessons, don't I, Coach?

Yeah, see, the thing is, Mom doesn't believe in

the bathtub training technique that I invented.

What can you do?

I mean, adults are in charge,

and when they think they're right, they're right.

Simon, do you think I can swim in a real pool

with water higher then my head?

Well, you shouldn't try it by yourself,

but if there was a lifeguard there with Mom and Dad,

just so you didn't panic,

then, yeah, I think you could do it.

Of course, that's just my opinion.

I mean, it could be dangerous.

So, swimming lessons

are probably a good idea.

Did I just say "probably"?

I meant definitely.

Definitely a good idea.

There is no substitute for swimming lessons.

Please, could I just try it?

I just want to try to swim in a big pool.

Honey, that's what the lessons are all about.

You've got to learn how to swim so that you can be safe.

Besides, it's fun.

I know, but I just don't want

to be in the lessons with the babies.

If I can prove that I can

jump in and swim,

can I please be in the lessons with the big kids, please?

Oh, good.

No, not good.

Just tell me this... Why didn't you

want to go out with me in the first place?

It's not that I don't like you,

I just thought you weren't my type.

What do you mean by that?

What I meant was

that you just didn't seem like really...

vulnerable.

I just, I figured you'd be

the type to give a guy a hard time.

About what?

Everything.

And you do.

Sorry.

And I... I like it.

That's pathetic.

You know, maybe you should get a brain transplant.

Maybe I will.

And maybe they'll televise it, and you can watch it.

Oh, I would definitely watch.

So... tonight?

Yeah.

But I thought you didn't have any money.

I got 20 bucks from my dad to pay Matt back,

but Matt can wait.

Yes, he can.

You got what you wanted.

I got the Bank of Simon breathing down my neck.

Fine. I'll give you 20 bucks.

Hey, Simon, Matt's got your 20.

Oh, good run, Dad.

You still got it.

Oh, boy, you almost

caught up with me there at the end.

See if there's any more

cold water in the fridge, will ya?

Whew!

Boy, those hot dogs make me thirsty.

I'll go change.

I've missed you the past few nights.

Really?

Every pound of me?

Oh, shut up.

Ahem!

Oh...

We're going to the Y.

You want to come to the Y?

I'd go anywhere with you.

Still not speaking to me?

No, I'm over it.

That's good.

Help me find something to wear.

Don't you want to know how I got over it?

Not really, as long as you're over it.

Dad and I discovered

we have a sense of humor about ourselves.

Where are you going?

I've got another date.

Brian asked me out.

Oh, great.

So, Matt interferes with your life

and you end up with a really cute guy.

But you interfere with my life and I end up with nothing?

That's not true.

What about that sense of humor about yourself?

It comes and goes.

You know sweetie, you don't have to do this.

But if I don't,

Simon's going to think his swimming lessons were no good.

Well, we can just tell him the truth...

That you can't give swimming lessons in the bathtub.

But maybe you can, and the only way

we're really going to know if that's the truth

is if I get in the pool.

Don't worry, Mom, I'll be fine.

It wasn't like I was putting her on.

I was just trying to help out,

teach her the basics,

so she'd know what to do.

But what if she can't do it?

She's going to be really disappointed.

You just have to believe that she can. I do.

I saw her in the tub and she was great.

She's a natural.

And that is the truth.

Okay, is everybody ready?

Okay, now remember what I told you.

Keep your head up,

keep your hands and feet moving

and be confident.

The water's your friend.

Scared?

Nah.

Okay.

Okay, Ruthie, I want you to jump in the pool

and let yourself come back up and then start swimming.

And don't worry, I'm gonna be right beside you.

All right!

I am a genius!

You are not a genius.

Luckiest kid on earth?

I'll give you that.

Yay!

Yes, you did it!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

I love you so much.

I love you more.

We're alone.

Eric: Stop it.

What are we doing?

Uh...

we're going on a diet.

Good night.