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Good move, Hoowie.

Hold your breath, I gotta get something.

Why? It's just the chicken pox.

It'll probably be the last time. Come on.

Mom said I don't have to hold my breath.

Yeah, well, I like to think

I know a little bit more about the chicken pox than Mom does.

But you don't have to tell her I said that.

Would you just hold your breath?

I'll be out in two seconds. Please.

Okay.

You breathed.

Just out.

You just did it again.

I can't help it. It just does it.

If you're so worried,

why don't you just hold your own breath?

Either there's too much bass

or I'm having a heart attack.

Thanks.

Oh, it must be a loose wire.

Pull over.

All righty, ditie.

Mom. ANNIE: Just a second.

Mom.

I got it! Yes! Oh.

All right.

Listen, this is gonna be the easiest robbery

you're ever going to have.

You want it, you got it.

Money. Give me money.

Here's my purse.

Give me your wallet, man.

Give me your wallet!

Give me the jewelry.

Now the ring.

I want your ring, too.

I can't get it.

I can't get...

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ When I see their happy faces ♪

♪ Smiling back at me ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ I know there's no greater feeling ♪

♪ Than the love of family ♪

♪ Where can you go ♪

♪ When the world don't treat you right? ♪

♪ The answer is home ♪

♪ That's the one place that you'll find ♪

♪ 7th Heaven ♪

♪ Mmm, 7th Heaven ♪

♪ 7th Heaven. ♪

DISPATCHER: Unit 419,

please respond to a 2-11, Valley Ridge Road.

Victim's calling from neighbors at scene.

1156 Valley Ridge Road.

Medium height, medium weight.

Well, we'll see what we can do.

In the meantime, you should change the locks.

Yeah, and it wouldn't hurt you

to check out the local victim's support group.

Thanks.

Well, we're going to do everything we can

to catch this guy, Reverend.

I know.

Thanks for everything, guys.

Including getting there so quickly.

Thank you. No problem.

Good night. Good night.

So...

how are you doing?

Fine.

Thankful to be alive.

I'm just fine.

I'm going to go check on Ruthie.

Okay. I'll be up in a minute.

How about you?

How are you doing?

I'm fine. I'm just-just tired.

Yeah, well, you've been through a lot.

Yeah, I think I'm going to go hit the sack.

Okay.

He did what robbers do, they take your stuff.

But, you know, stuff is all replaceable.

Even your wedding ring?

Even my wedding ring.

You and Daddy are still married though, right?

Oh, yeah, ring or no ring,

he's stuck with me.

Simon, I don't think your precautions

are going to work.

You were both exposed to the chicken pox.

So, it's just a matter of time until, you know...

I prefer to see the glass half full, Mom.

I do, too, that's why

it's better for you to get them now

than when you're older.

See, I think it would be better

if I didn't have to live and sleep in here

with the cootie carrier

and just never get them at all.

I am not the cootie carrier.

Are, too.

Listen, you know what really happened?

You were exposed a week ago at Sunday school probably.

So the odds are against me?

That's okay.

That's how I like it.

Well, good luck, Simon.

Yeah, good luck, Simon.

Good night, sweetie.

Were you scared, Mom?

What?

When that guy robbed you, were you scared?

No. Nah.

It wasn't that scary.

So, you guys get some sleep, okay?

I love ya.

How are Mom and Matt?

They'll be okay.

Are you in a play, Luce?

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?

No. I'm just thinking about wearing this to school tomorrow.

I don't think so.

Come on, Dad.

How old are you again?

Twelve.

Uh... no.

But I'm announcing my candidacy for class president.

And I have to wear something that gets everyone's attention.

I think the idea is to say something

that gets everybody's attention.

Yeah, right, like that ever works.

Well, you know, Martin Luther King

got the nation's attention with his "I have a dream" speech.

John Kennedy did okay with his "Ask not" speech.

Dad, I've read her speech.

She needs the dress.

Thanks.

You know, uh...

I have spoken in public a few times,

and I bet I have a couple of speeches around

that could still juice up

a crowd pretty good.

I have one from seminary school.

It's electric.

Ooh, electric.

Uh, speaking of electric.

Dad, did you know that Mary's getting a tattoo?

What?

Oh, well, not "getting" getting.

Thinking about getting.

Talking to you about thinking about getting.

It's going to be a short talk.

See, Dad some of the other girls on the team and I

want to get the school's mascot tattooed right here.

A small...

tiny...

microscopic size.

And you knew your Mom would automatically say no,

so if you could get me on your side,

I could talk her into it for you.

Exactly. See one of the girl's older brothers

is a licensed tattoo artist, and he's doing them for free.

Oh, they're free? Yeah.

What, are you out of you mind?

Dad, everyone on the team's getting them,

and if I don't, it'll be bad for team spirit.

Uh, this house is a tattoo-free zone.

Okay, not now, not ever.

You got it?

Yeah. And listen,

don't try to play one parent against the other.

Okay. Sorry, Dad.

Well, I mean, you had to try.

Good night. Night.

Good night.

Good night.

I would've been scared.

Not me.

Red Lightning isn't afraid of anything.

Then he's lucky.

It's not luck, it's his ring.

It protects him from almost everything.

Except for the chicken pox.

Does this outfit say, "Trust me. I'm honest,

dependable and hardworking"?

Well, it did when I wore it.

Yeah, well, you had a lot more to say it with.

How about this one?

Charisma, empathy, leadership?

You're asking a lot from a jumper.

Now what?

Mary, there's a guy running around

with the keys to our house.

There's nothing to worry about.

Are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

What are you doing?

Saying my prayers.

Your prayers have the word "vote" in them?

That's between me and God.

Weeks ago,

I said that Ruthie shouldn't move in with me.

But did anyone listen? No.

And what happens when nobody listens?

Someone gets hurt.

I hope you're happy.

Go back to bed.

I'll bring you some juice up when I'm finished with these.

Hey, leopard boy.

Don't make me breathe on you.

Go right ahead.

I've already had the chicken pox.

Me, too.

I'm powerless?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Hey, don't scratch.

All right.

So, what's with the robe?

I'm wearing it

so I won't spill anything on my outfit.

Let's see it.

She's announcing

her candidacy

for class president today.

Not in that, she's not.

So how are you doing, Mom?

Try me.

I was just asking out of concern,

but now that you mention it,

some of the other girls on the team

are getting a Wildcat tattooed on their ankles.

It would be a really, small, tiny...

Not on that ankle, you're not.

Mom. No.

"No" what?

No tattoo.

Sorry, Dad.

Hey, Dad.

Can I borrow your car keys?

Don't forget to have a couple copies made

on your way home from school.

Yeah, okay. Um, I'm going to go start the car.

Tell Lucy to get a move on it.

Why are you going in so early, Dad?

Oh, the choirmaster

wants to talk to me about something.

Well, maybe he wants you to fire Mittens.

Mittens?

Mrs. Hinkle, the organist.

Everybody calls her Mittens

'cause it sounds like she's wearing mittens

when she plays the organ.

Thick ones.

See ya later.

Good luck today.

Yeah, right.

It can't be Mrs. Hinkle.

I mean, she's been a member of the church family for years.

It's got to be something else.

Well, maybe.

So, I'll see you at lunch.

Some of us are itchier than others,

but we're all fine, okay?

I just want things to get back to normal.

Okay.

Matt?

Hey.

Hey.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I just can't pull it together.

Matt, last night a man put a gun to your head

and threatened your life.

Now, it would be nearly impossible

for anyone to just pull it together

a few hours after a trauma like that.

I couldn't move, I couldn't think, I could barely breathe.

Those are all normal fear responses.

Not for Mom.

She stayed so cool and handled everything,

while I sat there and let

some piece of garbage take all our stuff.

What do you think you should've done?

I don't know.

Something.

Anything but sit there

while some guy rips off Mom's wedding ring.

You have nothing to be ashamed of.

Whatever you did, it... it was perfect,

because it got you both back home.

And, you know,

it was just a ring, it wasn't our marriage.

It doesn't feel like my life's

ever going to be the same again.

It might not be,

but time will help, and, uh,

and so will talking about it.

If not to me, then

to the people at Victim's Support.

You're not alone with this, Matt.

Yeah.

Well, I guess today's a good day for a sick day, huh?

Why don't you go back inside.

Tell your sisters

I'm driving and if they're not out here

in 30 seconds, we're going to sing along the way, hmm,

in rounds.

Okay.

Hey, Dad.

Thanks.

No problem.

I'll call you later.

Okay.

So now you're running against me?

I'm not running against you, I'm running for president.

What's the big deal? It's nothing personal.

Well, it is personal.

That's why I've decided to make crime and safety

the key issues in my campaign.

Me, too.

What?

They're topical issues in the 90s.

They're topical issues in my house!

They've touched my family.

They've touched me, too.

How exactly?

Through you.

Well, that might be

something you won't have to worry about anymore.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine!

So how's Matt doing?

Oh, as well as can be expected, I guess.

It's pretty terrifying for someone his age

to come face-to-face with his own mortality.

Well, it usually is at any age.

I was robbed once in the parking lot of my school

and I was a lot more upset than you for a lot longer.

Yeah, you know, I'm... I'm just as surprised

as you are that I'm not a little more wound up

about this whole thing.

I don't know, maybe it's because

everything happened so fast

that I didn't have time

to do anything but react,

and now I have nothing to react to.

Maybe.

I do sort of feel naked without my wedding ring.

Well, you and that ring

have been through a lot together.

18 years of kids, cleaning, laundry...

When you put it that way, I'm surprised the ring

just didn't up and run away years ago.

Oh, I got to get going.

Leaving the younger kids alone with those big kids,

oh, for too long, that's asking for it.

You'll call, right?

And if you feel like talking

or digging a moat...

I promise.

And you will let Eric know that we're all just fine.

He did ask you to check up on us, didn't he?

Well, I don't know what you're talking about.

I just came by for a cup of tea.

How late is Eric planning to work tonight?

He'll be at the office until 6:00.

You want to phone him from here?

No, no.

I'm gonna call him from home,

give that man's sad plan some dignity.

Bye, hon.

Bye.

What are you doing?

Hoowie and I can only sleep on my Hello Kitty pillow.

Well then you and Hoowie

better quit throwing it up here.

Mom's changing the locks.

So?

Remember that time she fooled with

the TV antennae, we had game shows from Japan?

Mom likes to do mechanical stuff.

It's a woman thing.

I don't like sleeping down there.

I'm afraid of the dark.

Since when?

Since Mom started changing the locks.

Get a night light.

It's not enough.

It's scary down there.

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Easy for you to say, but I'm on the bottom.

If the robber does come, he'll get me first.

But if I'm over here...

Then it would be easier for him just to grab me.

Yeah.

Mary?

Hey, guys.

Hey, you're going with us

to get tattoos later, right?

I'll be there.

Cool. See you after school.

Bye.

Yeah.

♪ ...and the blood ♪

♪ From Thy wounded side which flowed ♪

♪ Be of sin the double cure ♪

♪ Save from wrath and make me pure ♪

♪ Could my tears forever flow ♪

♪ Could my zeal no anger know ♪

♪ These for sin could not atone ♪

♪ Thou must save... ♪

Oops.

♪ ...Thou alone ♪

♪ In my hand ♪

♪ No price I bring ♪

♪ Simply to the cross I cling... ♪

Hey do you mind keeping an eye

on Simon and Ruthie while I pick up the girls?

Well, you're busy. I'll go get them.

I can't stay in the house forever.

But you can stay as long as you need to.

Yeah, well, after an afternoon with Simon and Ruthie,

what I really need to do is get out of the house.

Are you sure?

I lost three games of Candyland

to Ruthie's imaginary friend.

Hoowie cheats. Everybody knows that.

I called Victim's Support

and talked to one of the counselors.

Was he helpful?

Just making the phone call was.

I'm going down there later.

Do you want to go?

I'd be happy to go if that's what you want.

I would do anything to make this go away for you.

I know.

But I think the key is doing it for myself.

One after school pickup at a time.

Matt went to talk to the people

at Victim's Support today.

Oh, yeah? How'd it go?

Well, he picked the girls up from school this afternoon.

No small feat under the best of circumstances.

Yeah.

What about you?

Listen, I want you to stop worrying about me.

You know, maybe it didn't hit me as hard

because I'm older,

but whatever the reason, I'm fine.

Okay.

But we are going to

have to do something about this.

Yeah, I saw the checkbook.

We'll have to do something about it next month.

How about you? How was your day?

Well, your sources were right.

The choirmaster wants me to fire Mrs. Hinkle.

I hadn't noticed that her playing

had taken a turn for the... unusual.

That's because you listen with this...

Listen, I'm going to go downstairs

and grab a snack.

Do you want me to bring you something?

I'll have an extra whatever you're having.

You got it.

Good girl.

It's okay.

Mom took Happy.

Mm...

Why are you up here?

Come on, Happy, stay with me.

Did I disturb you? I didn't

mean to disturb you.

I-I had no idea

you'd be here this afternoon.

You-You weren't disturbing me at all.

Oh, good. I like to sneak in and warm up

a little before Sunday service.

And Gladys Bink told me about

what happened with Matt and Annie.

I do hope she wasn't lying when she said they were fine.

Was she?

She does that sometimes, you know.

No, she-she wasn't lying.

Uh, everybody's fine.

We were very lucky.

We all need to be lucky from time to time.

Yeah.

Everyone in my bridge club

is now carrying pepper spray.

I got the large size.

I'm a quick draw.

I could bring down a rogue elephant if I had to.

Well, let's hope you never have to.

Well, I...

I sprayed the postman and

the man who checks

the gas meter twice.

Oh. Well...

Uh, speaking of

pepper spray, you...

You don't have it on you now do you?

No.

No. I-I only carry it

when I deposit my check.

Oh, well, that's probably a good idea.

Uh...

It occurred to me that, uh,

maybe we should start talking about your future.

Uh, I mean, your years of-of dedication and service

to this church have been deeply appreciated,

but it-it would be selfish to continue

to ask for more from someone who has already given so much.

Are you firing me?

No.

No. But we need to start

thinking about your retirement.

Oh, you're right, of course.

Would it be all right if I played this Sunday?

My swan song as it were?

Well, yes.

No, I-I didn't mean that you should leave us by Sunday.

Take some time, think about it.

We'll talk some more.

No, no. Sunday's fine, thank you.

I know

this was hard for you.

All right, this should help with the itching.

Are you sure?

I mean, you wouldn't do something

like this to me just for a joke, right?

Simon, nobody wants you back

in school more than I do.

Thanks, Mom. Mary and I

are going to the store.

We'll be back in a few minutes.

Can you get me something? For you, kiddo, anything.

Red light bulbs.

Whatever.

Thanks.

If you're so itchy, you should get in.

I'll even let you go first.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Everything okay?

Yeah. I was just wondering

if I can talk to you for a minute.

Uh... sure.

Here?

Well, I do a lot of talking and listening here.

So what's on your mind?

Well, Lucy's always telling me

how you're always helping people,

and I need your help.

Okay. To do what?

To break up with Lucy officially.

I-I don't think breaking up

with my daughter is the kind of help

my daughter was referring to.

I know, but I thought

you could find something you don't like about me

and use it as a reason to keep Lucy from seeing me.

Oh, so she could be mad at me instead of being mad at you?

An unintentional but admittedly fortunate byproduct.

I-I... I don't think I can do this, Jimmy. I...

Breaking up is... is part of the growing-up process.

Maybe you should get used to it.

But I don't want to hurt Lucy, and you're a great talker.

I just don't know how I can do this.

I thought God worked in mysterious ways.

He does. Well,

don't you know any of them?

Hey, excuse me, you left these on the counter.

Get away from her! Get out of here!

Mom, Mom, Mom. Okay, okay.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Your sunglasses.

He returned your sunglasses.

You left them on the counter,

and he returned them.

Thanks. Sorry about this.

He was standing behind us in line.

The guy with all the paper towels, remember?

It's okay, Mom.

Everything's going to be okay.

Mom?

Am I done yet?

Mom?!

She's not home.

She's still at the store.

Get Matt.

Am I done yet? Well, when you look like

a giant corn dog, you're done.

Come on.

Let's get you in the shower.

But I just had a bath.

Come on.

I heard about the grocery store.

I love her, but the kid's got a big mouth.

Well, thank goodness somebody around here does.

What's going on?

Well, I guess in your language,

fine means terrified and anguished, huh?

I really thought I was fine, but then,

pow, it just hit me!

The truth?

Maybe.

The truth is that it's my fault.

How?

If I had put those wires together properly,

they wouldn't have gotten loose,

and we wouldn't have had to pull over.

Sometimes bad things happen to good people,

and it's nobody's fault.

You know that.

What I know is

that I can't get the image of that gun

next to my son out of my head.

What I know is

that if one thing had been different,

if a leaf had fallen on his shoulder,

or if a gust of wind had kicked up,

that man could have killed my son.

You can't focus on what could have been.

You have to focus on what is.

You're okay, and Matt's okay.

God was looking out for both of you that day,

and we have to have faith that He always will.

You're right.

I know you're right.

But I don't know how to stop being afraid.

Mom was afraid?

I thought Mom and Dad never get scared.

Well, I guess you're wrong, 'cause she was.

And so was I.

Why did she say she wasn't scared?

I don't know. Maybe she thought

the truth would scare you, and she didn't want to do that.

I could have handled it.

Yeah, well, Mom didn't know that.

Will you tell her for me?

No, you will.

I'm sorry it happened to you.

Thanks.

But I'm not going to share this with you.

Hey, what's with her?

Oh.

Happy keeps trying to convince me

that she has the chicken pox.

Yeah, maybe it's just fleas.

Can I get fleas?

Yup.

Oh, great.

I'll get it.

Hello?

Mrs. Camden, this is Officer McGuire.

I'm sorry to call so late, but we have a man in custody.

We were wondering if you and Matt could come down

in the morning and take a look at a lineup.

No problem.

Who was that?

Wrong number.

Oh.

Okay, dry cleaners,

cash machine, talk with Lucy...

What?

Oh, I'm just off to run some errands.

So I understand.

And talk with Lucy?

Uh... an errand of mercy.

Jimmy is going to break up with her.

I got that straight from the horse's mouth.

Well, I don't care what the horse told you.

Stay out of it.

Well, I-I don't want her to be hurt

any more than she has to be.

And having your Dad break up with her

for her boyfriend is somehow less painful and humiliating?

I'm a great talker.

Not at the moment.

Well, you're worried for no reason.

I have a gift for this sort of thing.

Now, look how well it went with Mrs. Hinkle.

Mittens was only retiring.

Dad?

She wasn't about

to be dumped by her first real boyfriend.

Ready?

Yeah. Okay, let's go.

So?

What do you think?

Okay.

I'm just getting warmed up.

Not bad, huh?

Just a minute.

Hey, Jimmy.

What's going on?

Ah, nothing much.

Just wonder if I could talk to Lucy.

She's not here.

She left awhile ago

to talk with her father.

Oh.

Queen Anne tulips.

These'll be pretty.

He told you, didn't he?

Is it okay if I wait for Lucy to come home?

Sure.

I don't think we're ready

to see you quite yet, Jimmy.

You, with me.

You, talk.

Yeah, okay. Thanks.

Hey, Mom,

were we supposed to look at a lineup

at the police station this morning?

That was Officer McGuire wondering where we were.

He said he called last night.

He did.

I...

Forgot?

No.

I'll tell Mary we're going out for a while.

I'll get the car.

I don't know.

Maybe the breakup was good for us.

It gave me a chance to do some thinking.

About what?

About us.

About our relationship.

I mean, the minute things get a little rough,

you have my Dad break up with me.

That was a bad, bad idea. I know.

Lucy, forget whatever hurtful words your father used

to break your heart for me, I'm your man.

Really? Uh-huh.

I'm also going to withdraw from the election.

Our relationship is more important.

Our relationship?

I withdraw, too.

I'll call you tomorrow.

Okay.

Do you recognize any of these men?

Take your time.

I'm sorry, I...

I didn't know it until just now,

but I never really looked at him.

How about you?

Sorry.

Well, look, you did the right thing.

If the guy thought you were trying to get a good look at him,

he might've thought you were trying to remember his face.

You're absolutely right.

Yeah, but by protecting ourselves, a guilty guy

might walk out of here

and do the same thing to someone else.

They might not be as lucky as we were.

Thank you for coming down.

Well, you're welcome.

And I'm sorry about the mix-up earlier.

It happens.

More often than you know, it happens.

Oh.

Hey, how'd it go?

Uh, not great.

It couldn't I.D. the guy.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, me, too.

Oh, man, you did it anyway.

You know,

you look like our daughter, and that looks like a tattoo.

Dad... It can't be our daughter

because we told our daughter not to get a tattoo.

I can't believe you went behind our backs and did that.

But... You know, your lack of respect

for us and our wishes is astounding.

Is it your policy now just to ignore everything we say?

No, not everything.

Look.

It comes off when I sweat.

Everybody was getting them,

and I thought it'd be a good compromise.

Hmm.

I must be losing it.

I didn't even see that one coming. Wait!

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have messed with your minds.

No, well, yes, but no.

He had a tattoo.

What?

The man who robbed us, he had a tattoo.

Could you ask

them to roll their sleeves up, please?

Please step forward, roll up your sleeves

and extend your arms out in front of you.

That's him.

Number four.

Are you sure?

That's the tattoo.

Yeah, that's him.

McGUIRE: Will you testify to that?

Yes.

Well, he said it was heartburn,

but I know a heart attack when I feel one.

I nearly itched my leg off

before my doctor discovered it was shingles.

You know what's good for that is corn starch.

Really? Uh-huh.

I'm just getting over the chicken pox.

Don't even get me started.

My mom's the one who turned me on to it.

She knows all the stuff.

Well, I'll bet you dollars to donuts,

she knows more about prostates

than that kid doctor I go to.

Oh, I'm sure.

I'll ask her tonight at dinner.

That was truly wonderful.

You know, you're more than welcome to stay on

as long as you'd like.

I know... and I have.

It took you long enough to let me go,

and I'm not about to let you out of it now.

Uh, you've lost me.

I've wanted some time off for years,

but I couldn't just walk away from the church.

I'd go to Hell.

But getting fired from the church is another story.

I'll drop off my keys on Friday afternoon.

I'll be there.

I know.

You're always in the office on Friday afternoon.

Not bad for an old lady with mittens on her hands, right?

Not bad at all.

Dad? Yeah.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Uh, yeah, sure.

I need you to help me do something.

Oh, will we need passports and new names?

No, Dad, not this time.

Then how can I help?

I'm gonna take the girls home with me, okay?

Oh, sure.

What about your brother?

Well, he's outside talking to some guys about prostates.

So, don't forget him.

Not possible.

Oh, and we have that victim's support meeting later, right?

Three o'clock.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Bye, Mom. Bye, guys. Bye, Mom.

See ya at home. Okay.

Bye, Daddy. Bye-bye.

Um, a friend of mine gave me something

so you wouldn't have to be afraid

ever again.

And this way,

everyone will know you're still spoken for.

You know... until we get another one.

I love you.

I love you.