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DR. RAVELLI.
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DR. SOLOMON.
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NO, NO.
BEFORE YOU SPEAK,
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THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED YOU TO KNOW.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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"WE'VE ONLY BEEN SHARING
THIS OFFICE 3 DAYS,
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"AND ALREADY
I HAVE CONCERNS.
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"WHAT HAPPENED
BETWEEN US LAST NIGHT,
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"AND BY THAT,
I MEAN THE KISS,
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WAS, IN HINDSIGHT,
IMPETUOUS, RASH..."
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AND PERFECT.
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OH, THANK GOD.
I THOUGHT SO, TOO.
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NOW I WON'T HAVE TO READ
THE REST OF THIS CRAP.
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NOW HOLD STILL.
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OH, I CAN'T HOLD STILL.
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YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD STILL.
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I CAN'T.
I'M SO EXCITED TO BE
GOING OUT WITH JENNIFER.
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SHE'S GOT ME
ALL TANGLED UP
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IN ONE BIG,
DOUGHY LOVE PRETZEL.
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DICK...SIT DOWN.
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I'D FORGOTTEN
WHAT NEW LOVE FELT LIKE.
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SO IT'S LOVE, HUH?
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OH, YES. SHE'S BRILLIANT,
SHE'S KIND,
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SHE HAS THE MOST
DELIGHTFUL GIGGLE.
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MARY NEVER GIGGLES.
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RIGHT. SO WAS THE BREAKUP
WITH MARY MESSY?
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NO, NOT AT ALL.
I HAVEN'T DONE IT.
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YOU HAVEN'T?
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OH, NO. WHO NEEDS
ALL THAT UNPLEASANTNESS?
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LIFE IS TOO SHORT.
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DICK, 2 LADIES.
THAT COULD BLOW UP
IN YOUR FACE.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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AS A MAN WITH AN ACTIVE
FANTASY LIFE,
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I CAN RESPECT WHAT
YOU'RE GOING THROUGH,
BUT IT CAN'T WORK.
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YOU'VE GOT TO DO RIGHT
BY MARY.
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YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.
I'VE GOT IT!
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I'LL PICK UP JENNIFER,
THEN I'LL SWING BY THE OFFICE
TO BREAK UP WITH MARY,
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BUT I WON'T KISS JENNIFER
UNTIL AFTERWARDS.
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NOW YOU'RE TALKING
LIKE A MAN.
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I LOOK ABSOLUTELY
PRECIOUS.
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
CARSEY-WERNER PRODUCTIONS
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AND THE NATIONAL
BROADCASTING COMPANY
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HERE WE ARE.
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NOW, I JUST HAVE TO
RUN UP TO THE OFFICE
FOR A LITTLE ERRAND.
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OK.
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YOU STAY IN THE CAR,
AND I'LL TRY TO BE
QUICK.
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FEAR NOT. I'LL BE FINE,
MY DEAR DARLING DICK.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THAT
YOU DID THERE?
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A PLAYFUL HOMAGE
TO MY GOOD FRIEND MOLIÈRE.
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OH, I GET IT.
YOU'RE RHYMING.
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AND YOU DO IT
WITH FLAIR.
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SCIENTIST AND POET.
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HOW EXTRAORDINAIRE!
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OK, OK. NO RHYMING
TILL I GET BACK.
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NINA, COULD YOU
LEAVE FOR A MINUTE?
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NO.
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MARY, WE HAVE TO TALK.
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OK.
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NOW, I WANT YOU
TO HEAR ME OUT
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BEFORE YOU START
YELLING AT ME
OR THROWING THINGS.
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I'M LISTENING.
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MARY, I'VE BEEN TALKING
TO MY GOOD FRIEND DON,
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AND WE THINK
THAT IT'S TIME
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THAT YOU AND I STARTED
SEEING OTHER PEOPLE.
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WHAT?
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WHAT WITH YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE
THESE DAYS,
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WE BARELY GET TO SEE
EACH OTHER, ANYWAY.
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AH, HERE IT IS.
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MY CAREER IS
GETTING IN THE WAY OF
OUR RELATIONSHIP AGAIN.
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OK, FINE, DICK.
GO AHEAD.
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WELL...
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WELL, THAT WAS EASIER
THAN I THOUGHT.
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I MEAN, WHO AM I
TO STAND IN YOUR WAY?
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GO OUT INTO
YOUR WORLD OF OPTIONS.
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HAPPY SHOPPING.
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DR. ALBRIGHT, YOU KNOW,
IF YOU TAKE THE LEASH
OFF A DOG,
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IT WILL GO
IN THE NEIGHBORS' YARD.
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NINA...
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ALL RIGHT,
DONE IN HERE.
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HEY, HARRY,
I'M DONE.
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YOU CAN BRING
THE CHAIR
BACK IN NOW.
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HARRY? I'M DONE.
YOU CAN BRING
THE CHAIR BACK IN.
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I COULD.
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WHAT ARE YOU
SAYING?
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I'M SAYING THAT
I THINK THAT THIS CHAIR
SHOULD STAY IN THE KITCHEN.
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HARRY, THAT'S
A LIVING ROOM CHAIR.
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IT'S JUST
A LIVING ROOM CHAIR
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BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN TOLD
IT'S A LIVING ROOM CHAIR.
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WAIT UNTIL DICK HEARS
HOW YOU'VE BEEN TALKING.
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JUST TRY THE CHAIR.
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THIS IS WEIRD.
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BIG, FLUFFY CHAIR
IN THE KITCHEN.
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AM I RIGHT?
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THIS CHAIR BELONGS HERE!
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THIS IS MADNESS!
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IS IT?
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MY GOD.
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FEELS LIKE MY EYES
HAVE BEEN BLOWN WIDE OPEN.
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IT'S LIKE
I'VE NEVER SEEN
THE KITCHEN BEFORE.
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I MEAN, NEVER TRULY
SEEN IT.
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WHY SHOULD WE ACCEPT
THE NORMS OF DECORATING?
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WHY SHOULD WE
BE BOUND BY SOCIETY'S
DRACONIAN CONSTRICTIONS?
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WHY CAN'T I SIT IN
A BIG, FLUFFY CHAIR
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WHILE I SCRAMBLE
SOME EGGS?
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YOU CAN.
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AND WHY CAN'T THE TOASTER
BE IN THE LIVING ROOM
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SO I CAN MAKE TOAST
WHILE WATCHING TELEVISION?
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OH, WE CAN HAVE
ALL OF THESE THINGS.
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OUR HORIZONS
ARE UNLIMITED.
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I'M A LITTLE
SCARED.
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OH, ME, TOO, HARRY.
ME, TOO.
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OH, DICK,
YOU'LL LOVE THIS PLACE.
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TOFU DOG?
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WHEATGRASS SOUP?
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CELERY HAM?
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THIS IS VERY FUNNY.
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NOW, UH, WHERE'S
THE REAL MENU?
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DICK, THIS IS
A LACTO-OVO-VEGETARIAN
RESTAURANT.
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I HAVE A LOT
OF ALLERGIES.
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ARE THEY BAD?
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WELL, IF I EAT
A PEANUT OR A NUT,
MY FACE SWELLS UP,
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AND MY BODY
EXPLODES IN HIVES.
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OH, THAT IS SO CUTE.
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HERE'S AN ODD BIT
OF TRIVIA FOR YOU.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW
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THAT A PEANUT
IS NOT ACTUALLY A NUT.
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IT'S A LEGUME.
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OH. AND A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW
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THAT A WALNUT IS NOT
ACTUALLY A PEANUT.
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IT IS A WALNUT.
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[GIGGLES]
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YOU NUT.
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YOU KNOW, YOU REMIND ME
OF MY GOOD FRIEND
GEOFFREY CHAUCER.
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IS HE GAY?
BECAUSE IF HE ISN'T,
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I DON'T WANT YOU
HANGING OUT WITH HIM.
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FEAR NOT, MY DEAR DICK.
YOU'VE NO COMPETITION.
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OH, HOW I CRAVE YOU,
MY ACADEMICIAN.
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WHAT SAY WE SKIP DINNER
AND RUSH TO DESSERT?
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LISTEN TO YOU,
YOU IMPETUOUS FLIRT.
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HOW DID WE LIVE
BEFORE THIS?
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IT'S TOUGH TO THINK THAT
IN THOUSANDS OF YEARS
OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION,
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NO ONE EVER
THOUGHT OF THIS.
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IT JUST TOOK
FRESH EYES
TO SEE IT.
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YOU...
AW...
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I'LL GO GET 'EM.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S NICE TO THINK
WE'LL BE LEAVIN' THIS PLANET
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JUST A LITTLE BETTER
THAN WHEN WE FOUND IT.
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YEAH.
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GUYS, DICK'S HOME.
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OH, GOSH, HE'S GONNA
BE SO EXCITED.
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[HUMMING THE THEME
FROM LOVE STORY]
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DICK...
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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I THINK I FOUND
MY SOUL MATE.
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NO. WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THIS?
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THIS?
OH, THIS IS STUPID.
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BLASPHEMER!
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NO, NO!
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IT'S NOT
HIS FAULT.
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WE'RE SO
CUTTING-EDGE,
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IT JUST
CONFUSES HIM.
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PEOPLE HAVE TO BE
EASED INTO THIS.
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CUTTING EDGE? YOU JUST
MOVED THE KITCHEN
INTO THE LIVING ROOM.
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[ALL GROAN]
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WE HAVEN'T MADE
ANY IMPROVEMENTS AT ALL.
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THIS IS JUST
2 LESS-GOOD VERSIONS
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OF THE SAME OLD ROOM.
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OH, GOD, WE'RE IDIOTS.
LET'S MOVE IT ALL BACK.
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NOT SO FAST.
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WHAT IF THERE
WAS A ROOM
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THAT COMBINED
THE COMFORT AND LEISURE
OF THE LIVING ROOM
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WITH THE FOOD-MAKING
CAPABILITIES...
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OF THE KITCHEN?
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EVEN I DON'T BELIEVE
IN THAT XANADU.
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HOLD ON A SECOND.
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THAT'S A ROOM I'D LIKE
TO HEAR MORE ABOUT.
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DR. RAVELLI.
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DR. SOLOMON.
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A BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY,
IS IT NOT?
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I HAD A NICE WALK
FROM THE PARKING LOT.
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I NOTICED YOU HAD
A NICE SHADY SPOT.
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IT'S A HANDICAPPED SPACE.
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I HOPE I'M NOT CAUGHT.
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I'M FEELING A FEELING
I THOUGHT I'D FORGOT.
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IS IT ME,
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00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:09,173
OR IS THIS ROOM
INCREDIBLY HOT?
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NINA: AHEM.
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METHINKS WE'D BEST
GET BACK TO WORK.
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YOUTHINKS? MMM,
THAT'S VERY STREET.
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STREET? CIRCA 1638.
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THAT'S SO FUNNY.
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I'M GONNA GO
WRITE IT DOWN.
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GOSH,
SHE'S ANNOYING.
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
YOU BARELY KNOW HER.
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DO YOU?
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I DON'T NEED TO KNOW HER.
I LOVE HER.
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ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT ME?
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OH, YES.
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MY EARS ARE BURNING.
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LET ME PUT THEM OUT
WITH MY TONGUE.
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[GIGGLES]
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DICK, I WAS WONDERING
IF I COULD--OH, EXCUSE ME.
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EXCUSE ME!
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DICK, WHAT'S GOING ON?
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MARY, WHAT'S THE BIG
HUMPTY-DOO?
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YOU AND I AGREED
TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE.
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WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT
YOU'D--
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I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS.
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I MUST SAY,
THIS IS AWKWARD.
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I HAD NO IDEA
YOU TWO HAD A HISTORY.
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00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:06,630
WELL, WE DID!
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00:11:06,632 --> 00:11:08,933
WHAT SAY I TAKE A WALK?
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DICK, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'D DO THIS.
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DO WHAT? FIND SOMEBODY
WHO HAS TIME FOR ME?
WHO'S DEVOTED TO ME?
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00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:19,177
BIRDS GOTTA FLY, MARY.
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FISH GOTTA SWIM.
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00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:24,648
CAMEL'S GOTTA CARRY WATER
OVER LONG EXPANSES OF DESERT.
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00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:27,051
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,452
WELL, TELL ME THIS.
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WHAT DOES A RAT DO?
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00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,790
BECAUSE I'M LOOKING AT ONE
RIGHT NOW.
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WHERE? AAH! AAH!
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OH, YOU MEAN ME.
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00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,201
SO THIS IS IT?
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00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,002
THE END OF US?
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00:11:45,004 --> 00:11:47,237
ARE YOU HAPPY, DICK?
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I AM.
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OHH!
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WELL, YOU ASKED!
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IF I'D KNOWN THAT
YOU AND MARY WERE AN ITEM...
231
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,853
WERE AN ITEM.
232
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,454
PAST TENSE.
IT'S OVER.
233
00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:06,224
MARY AND I
HAD SOME GOOD TIMES.
234
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,960
ACTUALLY, WE HAD--
WOW, 2 YEARS TOGETHER.
235
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,729
AND WHEN DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS OVER?
236
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,632
TUESDAY,
AROUND LUNCHTIME.
237
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,769
WELL, 2 YEARS
IS PRETTY GOOD.
238
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,137
MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP
WAS A MONTH AND A HALF.
239
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,472
A MONTH AND A HALF?
240
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,374
WELL, MAYBE
NOT THAT LONG.
241
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,441
[GIGGLES]
242
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,511
I'LL HAVE
THE JOY OF SOY.
243
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,812
DEUX.
244
00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:31,282
YOU REALLY LOVE
THAT JOY OF SOY.
245
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,718
IT'S ONE OF THE ONLY
PROTEIN SOURCES I'M ALLOWED.
246
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,620
OH. EVER?
247
00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:38,923
UH...KINDA.
248
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,759
I'M ALLERGIC
TO NUTS AND PEANUTS.
249
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,829
A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW THAT A PEANUT
IS NOT ACTUALLY A NUT...
250
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,230
IT'S A LEGUME.
IT'S A LEGUME.
251
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,832
YES, YOU MENTIONED
THAT BEFORE.
252
00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:51,068
OH, DICK, PRAY TELL,
HAVE I BECOME A BORE?
253
00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:54,438
I FIND YOU DELIGHTFUL.
NOW PLEASE TELL ME MORE.
254
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:58,308
OOH, OHH, THIS SMELLS--
255
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,912
MMM. THIS SMELLS--
256
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,315
THIS HAS NO SMELL.
257
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,916
NO.
258
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,985
IT'S SO GOOD FOR YOU.
259
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,654
SO, JENNIFER,
260
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:12,056
TELL ME A LITTLE BIT
ABOUT...YOU.
261
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:16,794
WELL, I LOVE TO READ BOOKS.
I COULD READ MOLIÈRE ALL DAY.
262
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,863
YES, I KNOW THAT.
BUT BEYOND THAT.
263
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,698
TELL ME ALL ABOUT
JENNIFER RAVELLI.
264
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,272
I HAD A BIRD ONCE.
265
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:29,273
A BIRD. OH, GOOD.
266
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:30,975
YES, TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR BIRD.
267
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,411
HIS NAME WAS MOLIÈRE.
268
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,617
YOU HAVE A LITTLE TOFU
ON YOUR LIP.
269
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:42,353
THIS SMOOTHIE IS DELICIOUS.
PLEASE, HAVE A SIP.
270
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,622
AHH. THANK YOU,
BUT NO.
271
00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:46,290
JUST, PLEASE,
GO LIKE THIS.
272
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:48,659
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
HOW ABOUT WE KISS?
273
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,596
OK, TIME-OUT. YOU'RE
MISSING MY POINT.
274
00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,397
FINISH YOUR FOOD,
AND WE'LL BLOW THIS JOINT.
275
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:56,167
JUST LISTEN TO ME!
YOU HAVE TOFU
ON YOUR LIP.
276
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,536
IT'S BEEN THERE
FOR WHAT SEEMS LIKE
AN ETERNITY.
277
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:01,805
NOW PLEASE JUST FLICK IT
THE HELL OFF YOUR FACE!
278
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:21,259
THANK YOU.
THAT'S BETTER.
NOW WE CAN EMBRACE.
279
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,637
I LIKE
"LIVING KITCHEN."
280
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,338
I PREFER "KITCHEN ROOM."
281
00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:36,374
KLIVINGTCHEN.
282
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:41,346
THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL
CALL IT IN GERMANY.
283
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,714
MAYBE WE DON'T
EVEN NEED TO NAME IT.
284
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,484
LOOK, EITHER WE NAME IT,
OR THE MEDIA WILL.
285
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,086
THEN IT'S SETTLED.
286
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,988
KLIVINGTCHEN.
287
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,991
KLIVINGTCHEN.
288
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,595
HELLO, DICK.
DO YOU LIKE?
289
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,664
OH, WHAT'S NOT
TO LIKE?
290
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:01,933
NO BARRIERS.
NO DISTANCE.
291
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,001
IT'S KIND OF CLOSE.
292
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:08,873
WE'LL BE LIKE--
LIKE SIAMESE TWINS
CONNECTED AT THE HEAD.
293
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,442
OR WE COULD JUST
MOVE THE DESKS BACK.
294
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,912
I COULD LOOK AT YOU
ALL DAY LONG.
295
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,349
I CAN SEE EVERY SINGLE
PORE ON YOUR FACE.
296
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,318
YOU NUT.
297
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,824
[GIGGLING]
298
00:15:31,865 --> 00:15:34,865
[GIGGLING]
299
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,002
OH, DICK, THIS BIT OF TARTUFFE IS SIMPLY DELICIOUS.
300
00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:39,070
LET ME READ IT TO YOU.
301
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:40,438
UH, NO, THANKS.
I'M GOOD.
302
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,572
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.
303
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,874
YEP!
304
00:15:43,877 --> 00:15:44,976
OH, MARY.
305
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:45,977
HELLO, DICK.
306
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,311
HELLO.
307
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:51,916
[JENNIFER
LAUGHS LOUDLY]
308
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,854
[DOOR OPENS]
309
00:15:56,856 --> 00:16:00,291
HEY, DR. ALBRIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?
310
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,225
I'M BUSY.
311
00:16:01,227 --> 00:16:02,960
OH, OK.
312
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,228
'CAUSE I'M THE DEAN.
313
00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,896
I'M WORKING. I WORK.
314
00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,399
TO THE EXCLUSION
OF EVERYTHING ELSE, I WORK.
315
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:09,767
ARE YOU OK?
316
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,269
I'M THRILLED.
I'M AT MY JOB.
317
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,138
NO TIME
FOR A RELATIONSHIP.
318
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:17,474
I'M THE BIG DEAN.
CAREER LADY.
319
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,745
COME ON. THAT DOESN'T
GIVE HIM THE RIGHT
TO DO WHAT HE DID.
320
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,113
NO, IT DOESN'T.
321
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:27,551
HE'S AN IMMATURE,
LOATHSOME, STUPID MAN!
322
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,354
OH, GOD, I MISS HIM.
323
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:33,958
COME ON, LET'S GO OUT,
GET DRUNK, MAKE FUN OF HIM!
324
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,062
I DON'T FEEL LIKE
GOING OUT.
325
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,230
OK.
326
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,399
SIT DOWN.
327
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,872
DUCK.
328
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,544
HEY, HARRY, WE'RE READY
FOR THAT FRIED CHICKEN.
329
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,246
INCOMING!
330
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,048
TOMMY: DUCK!
331
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,421
YOU KNOW,
MARY USED TO MAKE
EXCELLENT FRIED CHICKEN.
332
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:04,421
YEAH, WHATEVER. DUCK!
333
00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:10,027
OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
IT'S SHA NA NA.
334
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,229
OH, THAT BOWSER'S
A STITCH.
335
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:13,397
HARRY, GET BACK TO WORK!
336
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,899
INCOMING!
337
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,071
JENNIFER: HELLO!
338
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,540
OH, SHE'S HERE.
339
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,540
C'EST MOI.
340
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,643
JENNIFER, THIS IS
HARRY, TOMMY,
341
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:26,978
DON AND SALLY.
342
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,680
WHY, THERE'S SO MANY,
I'LL KEEP A TALLY.
343
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,984
OH, YOU BROUGHT WINE.
344
00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:34,952
A SMALL TOKEN.
THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE.
345
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,054
NICE GIFT.
GREAT RHYME.
346
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,188
I LOVE THIS ROOM.
347
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:39,690
YOU LIKE
THE KLIVINGTCHEN?
348
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:40,691
KLIVINGTCHEN?
349
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:43,227
LIVING KITCHEN.
350
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,196
I THINK
IT'S BITCHIN'.
351
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,867
AND YOU'RE
SUBVERTING SPACE.
352
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,802
OH, YOU NOTICED. DUCK!
353
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:55,172
METHINKS YOU'VE
DONE SOMETHING
REALLY SPECIAL HERE.
354
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:59,343
WELL, METHINKS YOU'RE NOT
SO BAD YOURSELF. INCOMING!
355
00:17:59,345 --> 00:18:01,945
ONE THING THAT I CAN
OBVIOUSLY SEE
356
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:05,015
IS YOU'VE BEEN SAYING
NICE THINGS ABOUT ME.
357
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,619
YES. YES,
I SUPPOSE I HAVE.
358
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,454
OH, HEY, JENNIFER,
YOU LIKE FRIED CHICKEN?
359
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:11,955
OOH, I CAN'T
EAT CHICKEN.
360
00:18:11,957 --> 00:18:12,956
TOMMY: DUCK!
361
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,358
NOR DUCK.
362
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,293
BUT I DID BRING ALONG
SOME BOK CHOY.
COULD YOU TOSS THAT IN?
363
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:17,595
BOK CHOY. SURE.
364
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,696
THAT'S NOT PEANUT OIL,
IS IT?
365
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,264
OH, NO, HON.
IT'S LARD.
366
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,999
GOOD. BECAUSE
I AM ALLERGIC
367
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,767
TO PEANUTS AND NUTS.
368
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:28,706
YOU NOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW THAT A PEANUT
ISN'T ACTUALLY A NUT.
369
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,343
NO?
370
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:33,811
WHAT IS IT, THEN?
371
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:37,481
A LEGUME.
372
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:38,783
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
373
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,951
WE'LL HAVE TO
DISCUSS THIS
OVER DINNER.
374
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,353
WITH FOOD
THIS GOOD,
375
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,622
I WON'T GET
MUCH THINNER.
376
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,123
BRAVO! BRAVO!
377
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,725
YOU DON'T HAVE TO RHYME
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO.
378
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:51,061
WHO'S READY FOR
FRIED CHICKEN
AND GRAPES?
379
00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:55,366
AND REMEMBER--
DON'T WIPE YOUR HANDS
ON THE DRAPES.
380
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,501
YES! HA HA HA.
381
00:18:57,503 --> 00:19:00,738
INSTEAD OF US RHYMING,
LET'S TRY SOME FREE VERSE.
382
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,974
TO ME, THAT'S A GAME
WHICH IS MUCH MORE
WORSE.
383
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,843
ENCORE!
[WHISTLES]
384
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:06,911
ENCORE!
385
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:11,716
CONGRATULATIONS,
DICK.
386
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,218
YOU GOT YOURSELF
A HELL OF A RHYMER.
387
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,220
OHH...
388
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,922
I'VE TRIED TO RHYME,
YOU KNOW.
389
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,392
THERE WAS A DOG
WHO SAT ON A LOG.
390
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,061
HIS NAME WAS...ROG?
391
00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:26,230
THAT SORT OF THING.
392
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,499
HOLD ON TO HER, DICK.
SHE'S ONE OF A KIND.
393
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,669
SO YOU LIKE THE RHYMING, EH?
YOU LIKE THE RHYMING?
394
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,737
YEAH.
395
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,672
AND WHAT IF THE RHYMING
WERE NEVER TO STOP?
396
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,574
ON, ON, AND ON
TILL YOUR HEAD DOTH POP.
397
00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:40,277
OH, LOOK! A BOOK!
A BOOK ON SCHNOOK!
398
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,913
WHAT KIND OF CROOK
TOOK MY SCHNOOK NOOK BOOK?
399
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,883
PERCHANCE, METHINKS, THEE,
HITHER, YON, THOU.
400
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,186
I'M THINK I'M GONNA HAVE
A FREAKIN' COW!
401
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,456
YOU SURE
SEEM TO HATE HER.
SOUNDS REALLY TOUGH.
402
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:56,026
HATE'S A STRONG WORD, DON,
BUT NOT STRONG ENOUGH.
403
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,661
I GET YOUR POINT.
404
00:19:57,663 --> 00:19:58,963
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
405
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,933
I FELL FOR JENNIFER
THE SAME WAY I FELL FOR MARY.
406
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:04,101
HOW COULD IT
HAVE GONE AWAY SO FAST?
407
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,804
IT WAS A CRUSH.
THE HOTS.
408
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,238
YOU WERE JONESIN'.
409
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,007
IT WAS JUST
AN INFATUATION.
410
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,942
IT FELT JUST LIKE
THE REAL THING.
411
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,345
AND NOW I'VE TOSSED
MARY ASIDE.
412
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,812
SHE'LL NEVER
TAKE ME BACK.
413
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,214
YOU DON'T
KNOW THAT, DICK.
414
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,916
SHE CAN BE
PRETTY FORGIVING.
415
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,784
YOU THINK SO?
416
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:25,922
MARY: DICK SOLOMON,
SHOW YOUR STINKIN' FACE!
417
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:28,058
THERE'S
YOUR OPENING.
418
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,094
MARY! YOU'RE HERE!
419
00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,663
YES, I'M HERE.
420
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:34,532
JUST LONG ENOUGH
TO TELL YOU
421
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,902
WHAT AN ASS YOU ARE.
422
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,472
THERE. I THINK I'M DONE.
423
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,140
NO, NO, MARY. WAIT.
424
00:20:43,142 --> 00:20:45,309
I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKING.
425
00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,078
I'VE BEEN DOING
A LOT OF THINKING, TOO.
426
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,549
ABOUT WHAT AN ASS YOU ARE!
427
00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:54,885
I WORK LATE
A COUPLE OF NIGHTS,
428
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,688
AND YOU SEIZE
THE OPPORTUNITY
429
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:01,158
TO CHASE THE FIRST SKIRT
THAT COMES ALONG.
430
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,926
OH, NO. BUT, MARY,
I'VE BEEN THINKING--
431
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,562
OH, DON'T TALK TO ME AGAIN.
432
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,797
EVER, EVER, NEVER EVER.
433
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:14,205
THAT'S NOT
A VERY GOOD RHYME.
434
00:21:14,207 --> 00:21:16,273
MARY: ASS!
435
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:21,845
TOMMY: SO, JENNIFER,
TELL US AGAIN ABOUT THAT
WHOLE PEANUT THING.
436
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:22,846
SURE, TOMMY.
437
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,548
HARRY: YEAH,
AND MAKE IT RHYME.
438
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:28,685
SURE. THE PEANUT, YOU SEE,
MAY LOOK LIKE A NUT...
439
00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:32,256
OFFICER DON: BUT IT'S
REALLY A LEGUME...
JUST ASK KING TUT!
440
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:33,657
I DID IT!
441
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:42,733
THE KLIVINGTCHEN
WAS THE STUPIDEST IDEA
WE EVER HAD.
442
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,469
YEP, I KNOW.
WHAT WERE WE THINKING?
443
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:50,440
NOW, THIS...THIS MAKES
PERFECT SENSE.
444
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,080
I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY.
445
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,082
INCOMING!
446
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,883
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