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GOOD MORNING, DICK.
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OH. HELLO, MARY.
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AHH.
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YOUNG LOVE.
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YES. I DIDN'T MEAN
TO STARE AT THEM, BUT...
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THEY'RE REALLY
GOING AT IT.
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THEY REALLY ARE.
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HEY! THAT FAT GUY'S
BLOCKING OUR VIEW!
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HEY, CHUBBY,
KEEP IT MOVING!
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OHH!
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YOU SCARED THEM OFF.
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OHH...
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I GUESS THIS IS WHAT
MY LIFE HAS BECOME...
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LIVING VICARIOUSLY
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THROUGH THE GRITTY
ROMANCE OF OTHERS.
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THE GATES OF WINDEMERE?
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YEAH. SASHA REESE
IS TORN BETWEEN
TWO LOVERS,
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AND EVERY STEP SHE TAKES
IS A GUILTY
YET SENSUOUS DELIGHT.
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THAT'S JUNK.
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
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I'M TELLING YOU,
I READ IT. IT'S JUNK.
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OOH.
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I SAW THE MOST ROMANTIC
MOVIE LAST NIGHT.
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MAN, WOMAN, BED, CAKE.
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IT'S A GERMAN ART FILM.
VERY RIVETING.
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ONCE YOU FIGURE OUT
WHICH CHARACTER'S MALE
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AND WHICH CHARACTER'S
FEMALE.
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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, I'M OFF TO SEE
A MOVIE AT CINE RUTHERFORD,
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AND I REFUSE TO PAY
THOSE OUTRAGEOUS
CONCESSION STAND PRICES.
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WHERE'D YOU GET
THOSE?
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I BOUGHT THEM LAST TIME
I WAS AT THE MOVIES.
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WAIT. YOU'RE GOING
TO THE MOVIES?
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YOU'RE NOT TAKING
THE CAR, ARE YOU?
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NO, SALLY,
I'M GOING TO WALK
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THE 3 BLOCKS!
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OF COURSE I'M TAKING
THE CAR.
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I'M BUYING GROCERIES.
I NEED THE CAR.
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WELL, YOU CAN HAVE
YOUR FUN LATER.
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I'M SO SICK OF THIS.
YOU HAVE TO GET ME
MY OWN CAR.
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YEAH, DICK. MOST FAMILIES
DO HAVE 2 CARS.
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MOST FAMILIES HAVE A COUCH.
MOST FAMILIES HAVE A MOTHER.
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MOST FAMILIES ARE RELATED.
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IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT,
GO MOVE IN WITH MOST FAMILIES.
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WHOO!
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WELL, NOT THAT
I'M THINKING ABOUT IT,
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BUT WHERE EXACTLY
DO MOST FAMILIES LIVE?
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WAIT, DICK.
I NEED WHEELS.
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FINE. BUY A CAR.
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YES!
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A USED ONE.
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AND BE SURE TO LISTEN
TO THE CAR SALESMAN.
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HE'S YOUR FRIEND,
AND HE'S THERE TO HELP.
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WELL, ASIDE FROM
THE OVERPOWERING STENCH
OF CAT MUSK,
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THIS ONE'S A CREAM PUFF.
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THIS ONE'S PRETTY COOL, TOO.
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EXCEPT FOR THAT SPOT
ON THE SEAT.
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IT'S BLOOD.
I'M GETTING OUT.
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BOYS, THE SEARCH IS OVER.
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THIS...
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IS THE MOST SENSIBLE CAR
I HAVE EVER SEEN.
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THIS CAR...
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MAKES ME FEEL LIKE
SOMETHING
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THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MISSING
IN MY LIFE
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CAN BE SOLVED
WITH THIS LONG,
BEAUTIFUL MACHINE.
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IT'S KIND OF SHAPED
LIKE A BANANA.
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HI.
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HELLO.
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YOU KNOW,
I'VE BEEN WAITING
TO SEE THIS MOVIE
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FOR MONTHS.
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OH, REALLY?
I JUST GOT HERE.
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ARE YOU, UH...
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GERMAN?
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NO.
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ARE YOU TRYING
TO MAKE CONVERSATION?
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NO.
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YES.
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OH...I LOVE THAT.
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I'M ANITA.
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I'M DICK.
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SO SINCE
WE'RE BOTH ALONE,
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WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SIT TOGETHER?
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SIT WITH YOU,
TOGETHER, US?
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YEAH.
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WELL, SURE.
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OH, UH, F.Y.I.--
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RAISINETS ON THE RIGHT,
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JUJUBES ON THE LEFT.
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REACH IN...
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OH...
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THAT WAS WONDERFUL.
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I JUST LOVED THE ENDING.
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I JUST LOVED
WHEN YOU FRENCHED ME.
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WHERE'S YOUR CAR?
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APPARENTLY
IT'S PARKED IN HEAVEN.
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MUST HAVE VIPER.
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LIEUTENANT,
THIS IS A MISTAKE.
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WE JUST NEED TRANSPORTATION.
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WE'RE NOT ENTERING
THE DAYTONA 500.
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IT WAS AMAZING.
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THE POWER, THE THRUST!
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YOU SHOULD'VE DRIVEN IT.
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I TRIED TO DRIVE IT
AND YOU BIT MY HAND.
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ALL RIGHT, SALLY,
LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO
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TO PUT YOU INTO
THAT BEAUTIFUL AUTOMOBILE--
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TODAY.
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WE'LL THINK ABOUT IT
AND COME BACK.
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HE'S JUST A CHILD.
DON'T PAY ANY
ATTENTION TO HIM.
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IT'S OK.
I WAS A KID.
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ONCE.
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TELL ME, SPORT,
DO YOU LIKE GIRLS?
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YEAH, I DO. SORRY.
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ALL RIGHT.
SO, BILL, COULD I
HAVE THE KEYS NOW?
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SURE. BUT FIRST
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
1/3 DOWN.
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ON A $60,000 CAR,
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THAT'S 20,000.
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OK, NO PROBLEM.
I'M WRITING A CHECK.
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NOW YOU'RE THINKING
LIKE A BUSINESSWOMAN.
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NOTHING LIKE A CHECK
TO SHOW THE MANAGER
YOU'RE SERIOUS.
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LIKE A HEART ATTACK,
BILL.
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OUCH.
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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HAVE YOU GONE INSANE?
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WE DON'T HAVE $20,000.
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WHOA. I HAVE AN IDEA.
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WE CAN HOLD A RAFFLE.
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THAT'S GREAT.
WHAT WOULD WE RAFFLE?
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THE VIPER!
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SALLY, THAT CHECK
IS GONNA BOUNCE
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AND THEY'RE GONNA
COME AFTER US.
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YES, BUT THEY'LL NEVER
CATCH US IN THE VIPER!
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OK.
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WE RAN YOUR CREDIT REPORT.
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THEY SAY YOU DON'T EXIST.
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OH, THAT'S WEIRD.
SO CAN I TAKE
THE CAR NOW?
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NO. MY MANAGER
ALSO TOLD ME
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YOU ONLY HAVE $1,300
IN THE BANK.
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WELL, THAT IS JUST NOT TRUE.
WHO DID HE GET THAT FROM?
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THE BANK.
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ALL RIGHT, BILL,
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WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
TO GET THIS CAR?
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WELL, THAT'S SIMPLE.
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LESS MONEY UP FRONT
AND A SERIES OF
PICKUP PAYMENTS,
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FINANCE THE BACK END
AGAINST THE DEFICIT
DOWN LEASE.
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WE'LL LAUNCH
FISCAL PAYOFF
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OR SIMPLY SPREAD THE DOWN
ACROSS THE TERM
AND USE ASSET COLLATERAL.
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BILL, WHAT DO I
HAVE TO DO
TO GET THIS CAR?
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[SIGHS]
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OH, THAT WAS...
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OH, I KNOW.
JUST WONDERFUL.
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THANK YOU
FOR A GOOD TIME.
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OH. THANK YOU
FOR NOT LISTENING TO ME
WHEN I SAID NO.
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YOU'RE A GREAT GUY.
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OH...YOU'RE TERRIFIC, TOO.
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THAT'S WHY THIS
IS GOING TO BE
SO HARD TO SAY,
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BUT, ANITA...
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I DON'T THINK
I CAN MARRY YOU.
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YOU CAN'T?
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NO. ALTHOUGH I KNOW
IT WOULD BE
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THE GENTLEMANLY THING TO DO.
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I--I'M JUST NOT READY.
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OH, DICK.
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I JUST GOT THROUGH
A REALLY MESSY DIVORCE,
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AND I DON'T WANT
TO GET MARRIED.
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I DON'T EVEN WANT
A RELATIONSHIP.
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SO...
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THIS IS PRETTY MUCH IT.
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OH. WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
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THIS IS PRETTY MUCH IT.
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REALLY?
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WELL, YOU KNOW--
I--I HOPE THAT
YOU'RE OK WITH THIS.
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OK?
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I'M JIM DANDY!
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I HAD NO IDEA
THIS SORT OF RANDOM
COUPLING EXISTED.
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OUTSIDE THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.
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TELL ME, ARE THERE
A LOT OF WOMEN
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WHO FEEL THE WAY YOU DO,
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AND DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE
THEIR PHONE NUMBERS?
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NOW ADD THE 5
AND CARRY THE 2.
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GOT IT.
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ALL RIGHT, HARRY,
I THINK I'VE FINALLY
WORKED IT OUT.
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IF WE GIVE BILL
OUR $1,300 DOWN
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AND GET A PAYMENT
OF $70 A MONTH...
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WHICH
WE CAN AFFORD.
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RIGHT.
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THE CAR WOULD BE PAID OFF
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IN 2073.
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IT'LL BE AN ANTIQUE
BY THEN.
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WE COULD MAKE MONEY
ON THIS CAR.
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LET'S GO FIND
DICK'S CHECKBOOK.
COME ON.
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SO YOU GUYS
ARE GETTING A NEW CAR?
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YEAH. A VIPER.
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A VIPER?
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WHAT A RIDICULOUS
WASTE OF MONEY.
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DON'T TELL ME.
TELL SALLY.
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GOOD. I THOUGHT
YOU WANTED IT.
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YOU KNOW, TO IMPRESS
ALL THOSE VAPID BIMBOS
AT SCHOOL.
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NO. NO.
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YOU MEAN LIKE, UH...
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TINA EMORY?
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EXACTLY.
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DID YOU SEE
WHAT SHE HAD ON TODAY?
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OH, GOD!
WITH THE--UGH!
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UH...WOULD YOU
JUST EXCUSE ME
FOR JUST A SECOND?
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SALLY, WE HAVE GOT TO
GET THAT VIPER!
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HELLO, FAMILY!
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YOU'LL NEVER GUESS.
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I HAD SEX AGAIN.
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OH, NO.
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IF YOU AND ALBRIGHT
ARE BACK TOGETHER,
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I'M JUST GONNA
FRAG US ALL.
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NO.
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NO, IT WASN'T MARY.
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IT WAS ANITA PALONE.
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A FABULOUS DIVORCEE
I MET AT THE MOVIES.
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OH, A LITTLE CASUAL SEX.
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CASUAL SEX?
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YEAH, YOU KNOW.
A PASSIONATE TRYST
WITH A STRANGER.
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YES! YES, THAT'S
EXACTLY WHAT I HAD.
CASUAL SEX.
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WHAM BAM,
THANK YOU, DELIVERYMAN.
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NOTHING COULD BE SWEETER
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THAN ANITER
IN THE THEATER.
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WOW.
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Sally:
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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DICK. SO YOU JUST
MET HER, AND THEN...
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DID YOU, UH,
DID YOU USE...
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OH, YEAH, YEAH.
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A 3-PACK.
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RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE.
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I TURNED THEM
INSIDE OUT.
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OH, GOD,
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
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THURSDAY'S GOOD?
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YEAH.
THURSDAY'S GOOD.
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WHAT'S THAT FOR?
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FOR YOU.
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00:10:06,572 --> 00:10:07,571
FOR WHAT?
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FOR RECOMMENDING
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MAN, WOMAN, BED, CAKE.
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OH, I TAKE IT
YOU LIKED IT.
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OH, NO.
IT WAS GOD-AWFUL.
241
00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:17,448
BUT I MET
A WOMAN IN LINE.
A FABULOUS WOMAN.
242
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,650
OHH!
243
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,284
WELL, THAT'S NICE, DICK.
244
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,319
OH, I'LL SAY.
WE HAD SEX IN MY CAR.
245
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:24,555
YOU DID WHAT?!
246
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:26,557
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER,
247
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,158
BUT IT WAS GREAT.
248
00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:30,527
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
249
00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:32,029
OH, IT WASN'T A BIG DEAL.
250
00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,530
IT WAS CASUAL SEX.
251
00:10:33,532 --> 00:10:34,965
THAT'S THE GREAT THING.
252
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,634
OH, YES.
253
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,102
CONGRATULATIONS.
254
00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:39,603
YEAH. YOU KNOW,
IT ALL STARTED
255
00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:41,105
WITH THESE RAISINETS.
256
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,606
I HAD THEM
IN MY POCKET--
257
00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:43,607
[BELL RINGS]
258
00:10:43,609 --> 00:10:45,109
OH, DAMN!
I HAVE A CLASS.
259
00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:47,111
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WE'LL HAVE LUNCH,
260
00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:50,081
AND I'LL FILL YOU GUYS IN
ON ALL THE SEXY DETAILS, OK?
261
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:55,819
AND THAT, OF COURSE,
LED TO THE BIG BANG.
262
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:59,323
AND YOU JUST
MET IN LINE
AT THE THEATER?
263
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,324
YOU RULE!
264
00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:01,725
IT'S PRETTY AMAZING.
265
00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:02,961
DR. SOLOMON, UM,
266
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,963
I'M A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE
WITH THIS DIALOGUE.
267
00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,196
OH, NO, DON'T BE.
268
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,698
JUST IN WRAPPING UP
THIS SECTION,
269
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,967
I'D LIKE TO SAY
THAT AFTER SUCH
A WONDERFUL NIGHT,
270
00:11:09,969 --> 00:11:13,004
FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE,
I'LL NEVER FORGET ANITA.
271
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,039
ANITA!
272
00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,472
ANITA PALONE.
273
00:11:15,474 --> 00:11:18,009
ANITA PALONE?
THAT'S MY MOM'S NAME.
274
00:11:19,879 --> 00:11:22,680
THIS WOMAN SAID
THAT SHE WAS
FROM PITTSBURGH.
275
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,682
MY MOM LIVES IN PITTSBURGH,
276
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,951
AND...SHE WAS VISITING ME
THIS WEEKEND.
277
00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:30,354
WELL,
THEN IT MUST BE HER!
278
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,856
MY GOD, BUG!
279
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,859
HOW COULD YOU HAVE BEEN
IN MY CLASS FOR 3 YEARS
280
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,495
AND NEVER MENTIONED
HOW INCREDIBLY HOT
YOUR MOM WAS?!
281
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:42,633
TALK ABOUT COINCIDENCE!
282
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,906
HI, MARY.
283
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:49,941
NINA.
284
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,309
HELLO,
MR. GOODBAR.
285
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,179
[SING-SONG]
I HAVE NEWS.
286
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:56,847
YOU NAILED
THE SCRUBWOMAN
IN THE BROOM CLOSET.
287
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,451
NO.
288
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:00,952
NO. YOU REMEMBER
MY TELLING YOU
289
00:12:00,954 --> 00:12:02,253
ABOUT MY ONE-NIGHT STAND?
290
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,290
RINGS A BELL.
291
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,892
TURNS OUT
SHE'S BUG'S MOTHER.
292
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,494
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?
293
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:12,497
OH, I WAS RHAPSODIZING
ABOUT IT IN CLASS.
294
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:15,033
ONCE I TOLD HIM HER NAME,
BUG GUESSED.
295
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:18,903
YOU DON'T CARE
WHOSE FEELINGS YOU HURT.
296
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,171
LIKE WHO?
297
00:12:20,173 --> 00:12:21,339
BUG, FOR INSTANCE?
298
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,408
I DIDN'T REALIZE.
299
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,043
OF COURSE
YOU DIDN'T.
300
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,511
WELL, WHY ARE YOU
SO ANGRY?
301
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,512
I'M NOT.
302
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,013
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
303
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,415
I COULD CARE LESS
WHAT YOU DO,
304
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:33,017
YOU HUGE ASS!
305
00:12:33,019 --> 00:12:35,520
YOU KNOW,
IF I WERE THE DEAN,
306
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:38,022
I'D SLAP YOU
IN THE FACE.
307
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:40,925
HEY!
308
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,293
YOU'RE NOT THE DEAN!
309
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,363
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
310
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,598
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE
TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE
IN THIS WORLD.
311
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,567
THOSE WHO WANT LOVING,
MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIPS
312
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:52,337
AND THOSE WHO
HOP FROM BED TO BED
HAVING MEANINGLESS SEX!
313
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:55,974
YES. I WAS THE FORMER,
NOW I'M THE LATTER.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
314
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,476
YOU KNOW,
IF I WERE DR. ALBRIGHT,
315
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,178
I'D SLAP YOU
IN THE FACE.
316
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:03,147
HEY!
317
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,182
YOU'RE NOT DR. ALBRIGHT!
318
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,521
AND THE VIPER...
319
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:14,025
HAS 420 HORSEPOWER.
320
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:16,427
WOW. SOUNDS LIKE A LOT.
321
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,728
OH, IT'S PLENTY.
322
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:20,564
OH.
323
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,566
TINA EMORY.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
324
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:25,436
GEE, TOMMY,
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SO POPULAR.
325
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,570
WELL...
326
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:27,671
NOW YOU KNOW.
327
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,676
AND YOU'RE SUCH
GOOD FRIENDS WITH TINA.
328
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,178
YES, I AM.
329
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:36,714
WE MET AT SCHOOL
WHEN HE TOLD ME
HE WAS GETTING A VIPER.
330
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,883
WHERE IS THE VIPER,
ANYWAY?
331
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,184
OH, IT'S COMING.
332
00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,553
WHEN IS IT COMING?
333
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:45,356
'CAUSE I HATE TO
HAVE TO KEEP
RIDING TO SCHOOL
334
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:46,891
IN DOUG TOFFLER'S
TRANS AM.
335
00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:49,961
WELL, THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY AT ALL.
336
00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:52,463
UH...I'LL--
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
337
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,765
I'LL BE...RIGHT BACK.
338
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,667
DICK, I'M IN
VERY BIG TROUBLE.
339
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:56,968
WE NEED THAT VIPER NOW!
340
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,369
WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY?
341
00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,737
MY LOVE LIFE
DEPENDS ON IT.
342
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:00,872
AHH!
343
00:14:00,874 --> 00:14:02,874
LOOKING FOR A LITTLE
CASUAL SEX, EH?
344
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,877
I WOULD BE HAPPY
TO GET TO CASUAL
FIRST BASE
345
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:06,878
WITH THIS ONE.
346
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,112
DON'T SWEAT IT, TOMMY.
347
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:09,614
YOU'LL GET THERE.
348
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,617
OF COURSE,
YOU MIGHT GET SLAPPED
A COUPLE OF TIMES
349
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,018
IN THE PROCESS.
350
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,553
BUT YOU WILL HAVE A BALL.
351
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,121
COOL.
352
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,156
TRUE, THERE'S A CHANCE
THAT YOU'LL LOSE
A LITTLE SELF-RESPECT,
353
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,658
BUT IT'S A LOT OF FUN.
354
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,960
SOUNDS GOOD.
355
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,962
THAT IS,
IF YOU DON'T COMPARE
356
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:27,898
THOSE FEW SEEDY MOMENTS
WITH A RELATIONSHIP
THAT ONCE MEANT...
357
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:29,868
EVERYTHING TO YOU.
358
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:32,203
OK.
359
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,706
SO IF THAT SOUNDS GOOD...
360
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,075
GO FOR IT.
361
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,410
[SOBBING]
362
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,482
COME ON IN, FOLKS.
PLEASE.
363
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,617
I HAVE SOME NEWS.
364
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,153
WE, UH, AHEM...
365
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,588
WE GOT THE DEAL!
366
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,590
FOR 1,300 DOWN
AND $70 A MONTH?
367
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:53,591
EXACTLY.
368
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,426
YES!
369
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,929
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
370
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,864
YOU GOT
THE NUMBERS RIGHT, BUT
YOU MISSPELLED VIPER.
371
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,599
IT'S SPELLED "PINTO."
372
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,667
OOH!
373
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:04,668
PINTO.
374
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:05,869
PINTO.
PINTO.
PINTO.
375
00:15:05,871 --> 00:15:07,071
PINTO.
PINTO.
PINTO.
376
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,539
IS THAT LIKE
A SOUPED UP VIPER?
377
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,540
ACTUALLY, NO.
378
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,476
IT'S THAT BROWN ONE
RIGHT OUT THERE.
379
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,877
PINTO.
380
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,814
THAT?
381
00:15:16,816 --> 00:15:18,015
OH.
382
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,851
BUT I THOUGHT
THAT'S WHAT
YOU FED THE VIPER.
383
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:21,886
"FED THE VIPER."
NO, SALLY.
384
00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:22,953
PLEASE.
385
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,390
I WANT TO MAKE
YOUR DREAM
OF HAVING A CAR
386
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:26,524
COME TRUE,
387
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:29,026
AND AFTER REVIEWING
YOUR FINANCIAL
SITUATION,
388
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,529
I'VE CHOSEN
A FORD PINTO FOR YOU
389
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,030
AND YOUR DRIVING NEEDS.
390
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,033
THAT'S WHAT I DO, SALLY.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
391
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,035
I DON'T WANT
A PINTO.
392
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,603
I DON'T
WANT ONE.
393
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,104
I HEAR YOU, SALLY.
I DO.
394
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,906
TELL YOU WHAT.
LET ME CHECK INVENTORY.
395
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:45,410
SAY. THERE'S
A '75 NOVA OUT BACK
396
00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:48,413
THAT I WAS SAVING
FOR A FRIEND.
397
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:49,414
HEY.
398
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,015
[CLICKS TONGUE]
YEAH.
399
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,017
OK. OK, WE CAN'T PANIC.
400
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,520
WE CANNOT LET THAT VIPER
SLIP AWAY.
401
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,354
THIS GUY HAS TO HAVE
A WEAKNESS. I MEAN...
402
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,790
WHAT?
I'VE GOT IT!
403
00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,891
WE CAN'T WIN.
404
00:15:59,893 --> 00:16:01,459
WHAT?
405
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,461
WE CAN'T WIN.
406
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,964
THIS IS NO ORDINARY GUY.
407
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:08,633
HE'S A SOUL SUCKER.
408
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,134
DEAR GOD.
409
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,368
YOU'RE RIGHT.
410
00:16:11,370 --> 00:16:13,370
WE'VE ENCOUNTERED
HIS KIND BEFORE.
411
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,039
HE'S AN EVIL
FORCE OF NATURE.
412
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,540
A BLACK HOLE.
413
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,042
HE FEEDS ON OUR DESPERATION.
414
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:20,044
TOM, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
415
00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,546
IT JUST MAKES HIM
STRONGER.
416
00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:24,048
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
WE CAN DO, LIEUTENANT.
417
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:25,883
WE'VE GOT TO WALK AWAY.
418
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:26,985
NO, NO, NO, NO!
419
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,486
I HATE WALKING!
420
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,320
WE'VE GOT TO!
421
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:32,923
WELL...
422
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,426
I MADE A FRIEND CRY.
423
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:37,829
BUT THE NOVA'S YOURS,
SALLY.
424
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,596
SALLY?
425
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,037
NO.
426
00:16:46,039 --> 00:16:48,705
YES! YOU CAN
DRIVE HER HOME TODAY.
427
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,310
NO.
428
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,845
HUH?
429
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:55,679
I SAID NO.
430
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,181
COME ON, SALLY,
431
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,716
I AM READY
TO MAKE THIS DEAL.
432
00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,817
HA HA HA HA!
433
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,786
NO!
434
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,287
I'LL THROW IN
FLOOR MATS,
FABRIC GUARD,
435
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,322
AND UNDERCOATING.
436
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,823
OK, BOYS, STEP ASIDE.
437
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:08,292
YOU HAVE TAKEN
THE JOYFUL EXPERIENCE
OF BUYING A CAR
438
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,927
AND TURNED IT INTO
SOMETHING UGLY!
439
00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,934
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE,
BUDDY?
440
00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:19,236
A CAR SALESMAN.
441
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,738
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
442
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:24,174
A BIG STEAMING PILE
OF CAR SALESMAN!
443
00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:27,177
WELL, YOU JUST
LOST YOURSELF A SALE!
444
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,012
COME ON, BOYS!
445
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:34,952
OK. I DON'T HAVE A CAR,
446
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:37,388
BUT I'M INTERESTED
IN YOUR UNDERCOATING.
447
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,864
MARY, I JUST
WANTED YOU TO KNOW
448
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,866
I'VE MADE IT UP
TO BUG.
449
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,868
I HAVE HIM AN "A"
ON HIS TEST.
450
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,369
YOU FAKED HIS GRADE?
451
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,871
YES.
I MADE THINGS RIGHT.
452
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,572
OH, DICK,
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
453
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,574
WHY NOT?
454
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,176
WELL--YOU JUST CAN'T.
455
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,345
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
456
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:03,347
I WANT YOU TO THINK,
DICK.
457
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:07,351
I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT
HOW YOUR ACTIONS
AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE.
458
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,854
WHAT ABOUT
THE OTHER STUDENTS
IN YOUR CLASS,
459
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,355
THE ONES YOU'VE HURT?
460
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,392
SURE, THEY ACT LIKE
THEY'RE NOT VULNERABLE,
BUT THEY ARE.
461
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,628
I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU
THIS CONCERNED ABOUT
OTHER PEOPLE BEFORE.
462
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,896
IS THIS ABOUT YOU?
463
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,567
YES, IT'S ABOUT ME.
464
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,569
BUT, MARY,
WE'RE BROKEN UP.
465
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:26,537
WE HAVE BEEN
FOR MONTHS.
466
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,040
I KNOW, BUT...
THERE'S STILL SOME
STUPID PART OF ME
467
00:18:29,042 --> 00:18:31,141
THAT THOUGHT WE MIGHT
GET BACK TOGETHER.
468
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,077
I HAVE THAT
STUPID PART, TOO!
469
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,546
FORGET IT.
WE'RE NOT GETTING BACK
TOGETHER.
470
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,547
WHY NOT?
471
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,048
'CAUSE YOU RUINED IT.
472
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,551
I THOUGHT I'D ALREADY
RUINED EVERYTHING
473
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,985
I COULD POSSIBLY RUIN!
474
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,954
WELL, YOU MISSED A SPOT.
475
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,825
OH, WHAT WAS I THINKING?
476
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,327
ANITA WAS A MISTAKE.
477
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,829
IT WAS FUN FOR A WHILE,
478
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:54,332
BUT THEN IT WAS SO...
EMPTY.
479
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,734
NOT LIKE WITH YOU.
480
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,236
I'M SORRY.
481
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,505
HUGS?
482
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,412
OK, BUT DON'T GRIND ME.
483
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,717
DR. SOL--
484
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:16,320
WOW. YOU'LL NAIL ANYTHING
THAT MOVES.
485
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,822
COME HERE.
486
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,757
PLEASE, JUST GIVE ME
A MOMENT ALONE WITH--
487
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,126
BUG, UH, SIT DOWN, BUG.
488
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,761
I'VE LEARNED A LOT
489
00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,265
OVER THE PAST
FEW DAYS, BUG, AND...
490
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,866
I JUST WANT TO SAY
THAT...
491
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:32,003
I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
492
00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,505
ALSO, I FEEL IT
ONLY FAIR
493
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:37,508
TO GIVE YOU
THE GRADE YOU DESERVE,
494
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,311
WHICH,
AS YOU PROBABLY KNOW,
IS AN "F."
495
00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,312
OHH!
496
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,314
OH, FIRST YOU AND MY MOM,
497
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:44,882
AND NOW YOU'RE
GIVING ME AN "F"?
498
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:45,883
OH, MAN.
499
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:46,884
OH, MAN!
500
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,118
BUG!
501
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,024
DAD.
502
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,025
FRANKIE.
503
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,393
PAULY.
504
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,032
IS THIS THE ILLUSTRIOUS
DR. SOLOMON?
505
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,733
YES, THAT'S ME.
AND YOU ARE?
506
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,268
SO ANGRY!
507
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,137
DAD--
SHUT UP, SON.
508
00:20:06,139 --> 00:20:08,372
I MEAN THAT
IN THE MOST CARING WAY.
509
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,374
I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE,
MR. PALONE.
510
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,410
I WAS JUST TELLING BUG
HOW CONCERNED I WAS
511
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,580
ABOUT YOUR EX-WIFE'S
LURID SEXCAPADES.
512
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:17,582
WILL YOU PLEASE
STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT?
513
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:20,351
YOU'D THINK THIS WAS
THE FIRST WOMAN YOU EVER HAD.
514
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,852
WELL, NOT TO BRAG,
515
00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,788
BUT ACTUALLY,
IT'S MY SECOND.
516
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,258
OH, A LADIES' MAN.
517
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,425
BIG SHOT.
518
00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,261
SMOOTH TALKER.
519
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,762
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF!
520
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,096
NO, NO, NO.
HOLD ON.
521
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,098
I'M JUST TRYING
TO SET MY HOUSE
IN ORDER.
522
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,134
GRANTED, HAVING SEX
WITH HER IN MY CAR
IS FUN--
523
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,703
YOU HAD IT IN YOUR CAR?
524
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,774
DON'T HIT HIM!
525
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,276
LET ME GO!
526
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,045
I DON'T CARE
IF I EVER
PLAY THE HARP AGAIN!
527
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,046
AAH!
528
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,349
I'LL KILL HIM!
I'LL KILL HIM!
529
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,421
I WONDER HOW LONG
I CAN CONVINCE TINA
530
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:58,956
THAT THE VIPER'S
IN THE SHOP.
531
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,958
OH, PROBABLY A LONG TIME.
532
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,161
YEAH. SHE'S NOT
THE SHINIEST COIN
IN THE FOUNTAIN.
533
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,663
DON'T WORRY, TOMMY.
534
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,164
WE'LL GET A CAR
EVENTUALLY.
535
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,666
IT WAS JUST
OUR BAD LUCK
536
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,668
THAT WE HAPPENED TO GET
THE ONE CAR SALESMAN
537
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,669
WHO GIVES HIS WHOLE
PROFESSION A BAD NAME.
538
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,072
HEY!
539
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,573
GROOVY MEAT MONOCLE.
540
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:17,575
OH, THANKS.
541
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,577
NO MORE CASUAL SEX
FOR YOU.
542
00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:22,913
YOU KNOW,
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS CASUAL SEX.
543
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,982
IT HAS ALL THESE
REPERCUSSIONS.
544
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,316
WELL,
MAYBE IT WOULDN'T
545
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:27,852
IF YOU'D JUST
SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
546
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:29,353
IF I HADN'T
TALKED ABOUT IT,
547
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:31,922
I NEVER WOULD HAVE
FOUND OUT SOMETHING WONDERFUL.
548
00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,724
THAT MARY STILL CARES
ABOUT ME.
549
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,594
OH, LIKE I SAID,
YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST
SHUT UP ABOUT IT.
550
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,561
WOW.
551
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,201
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
552
00:21:46,205 --> 00:21:49,073
EXCUSE ME,
BUT IS THIS THE LINE
FOR THE 3:15 SHOW?
553
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:51,542
NO, NO.
N-NO, YOU DON'T!
554
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,544
I'M JUST HERE
TO SEE A MOVIE.
555
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:56,046
I'M NOT HAVING SEX
WITH YOU!
556
00:21:56,048 --> 00:21:58,048
PLEASE, JUST TAKE
SOME RAISINETS AND GO.
557
00:21:58,050 --> 00:21:59,283
LEAVE ME ALONE!
558
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:00,284
GO ON!
559
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:02,486
GO ON!
560
00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,488
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.
561
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,357
KEEP RUNNING,
YOU VULGAR SLUT!
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