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oh shit what the fuck
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oh my God I did not know you were here well
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I didn't think anyone knew I was here
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I was just trying to get away from that reception
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for a second
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that drink just went to my head like
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are you okay yeah
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no just like our like man
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I thought my family was crazy
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your family is insane yeah
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why do you think I'm up here
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I am absolutely you are so weird
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first of all your uncle's fucking weird
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well hey
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this is what happens
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when people's families have to get married
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when they're already adults
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every
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all the other adults in the family are already like
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totally no filter just like
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being weird and political
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and making everyone uncomfortable
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because nobody's a kid anymore
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so everyone can handle it
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no I'm just trying to get away from like all that
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I don't know like
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it's just weird that like uh
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our parents spent so much money on this wedding
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and it's not even like
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it's not even their first wedding obviously
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so they spent all this money on the wedding
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and they couldn't even get us a room with two beds
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or our own rooms like seriously
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they spent like they're in Hawaii for two weeks too
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like it's like Jesus
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like I don't know why this is all necessary
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I don't know what they're thinking well
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I mean what
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it's both of their like third weddings anyway
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so maybe they're just doing them for fun
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now
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what if you're dumb like what's like
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what's like what even is the point
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like what's like um
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but the fact that we have to like babysit their house
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I know uh
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and their pets well
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they're in Hawaii they didn't grow up with those dogs
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neither did I so like
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why are we even doing this
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I know I know
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we're like home from school
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like we're so obviously we're both off
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but it's like it feels highly unnecessary
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I don't know well
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like I don't even think you're preaching on the choir
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I just in bed tonight it's so weird
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like I'll sleep on the couch
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I don't care I'll sleep on the couch okay
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you do you whatever
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okay yeah
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like
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I can't believe that
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our parents haven't known each other for a while
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in like five months it's like it feels kind of like
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well haha
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I mean hey
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it's the I mean
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don't take this the wrong way
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but if those boobs didn't get the guy to come
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what to come with you
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oh yeah
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yes yes
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Jesus Christ sorry
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I'm like my brain is completely somewhere else yeah
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I guess so don't judge me
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I don't know just like this guy that I met
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he's like really good
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it's probably too much information like
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like I said that frequently
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it's already too much information
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well you walking in here was too much information
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the whole thing is too much
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you're too much anyways
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uh back to my story
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this guy is like really good at eating the same oh
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what the fuck did I even like
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that's like really all old people downstairs
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like they invite like anyone does
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like no one have like the
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does like your mom that have like
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I don't know
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like friends like with kids our age that are hot
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like I mean no
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clearly you'd have seen them already
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you just stuck with me no
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and man I want to live out my fantasy
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of hooking up with a random person
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at a wedding that's such a specific fantasy
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I think it's very common I don't know
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don't judge me is it
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I'm not judging you don't judge me
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don't judge me don't kick me with your bare feet
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my feet hurt they're like
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I don't know they're really sore
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I don't know like
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your mom wanted us to like
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dress up or whatever for this
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so like well yeah
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didn't stop me from wearing jeans
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so which is first of all
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bullshit that no one yelled at you for actually
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hey golden child shut up
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oh my God um
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this is like weird but like
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would you wanna eat my pussy
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what the fuck
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I'm dead serious well yeah
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you're just my stepbrother
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like you're honest you're like
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you're here you're probably horned up too
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I don't know like
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why are you here by yourself
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well not to eat pussy
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Jesus Christ
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you wish I was jerking off
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that's clearly yeah
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been on your mind yeah
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whatever
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maybe
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well I'm only gonna
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I'm just gonna go down on you for nothing
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you better obviously return the favor obviously yeah
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okay I mean
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you're a fucking pussy
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you haven't seen my tits before
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have you no
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what the okay I guess this isn't a prank
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I guess this is super real
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very real
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yeah
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okay come eat my pussy in a clinical
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not in a in a clinical way
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not in clinical way it's just like it's just wedding
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I wanna at least like grab your boob first
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oh okay
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how they feel
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I feel like boobs
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are you a virgin or something
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oh my God no
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I'm just weird
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because I feel like you're getting off on me being
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I feel like you're getting off on me being awkward
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you're incredibly awkward
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have you like have you had girlfriends
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yeah I've had girlfriends
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you have okay
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you don't do you have you don't have one
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no not right now okay fuck can't be a hoe
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you have really nice boobs
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thank you yeah
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eat my pussy
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relax I'm being direct
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I know you're being direct
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I'm just trying to fucking roll like we're just grown
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we're grown come on
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feel some titties first
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I guess wow
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that's oh I didn't wear panties haha
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just just in case right
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just in case just in case
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no perm no
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no just in case
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I don't wanna I'm wearing silk
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you can you'd have a pan in line so no
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would you that's why yeah not so you can just like
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getting your pussy ate at the moment's notice
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shut up I'm very good at this
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fuck
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oh my God you're out here fuck
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oh my God fuck
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oh oh my God
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oh fuck
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yeah I Learned this from my 0 girlfriends
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oh my God oh my God
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the tightest fucking pants
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didn't taste good
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fuck Aah
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ah ah
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oh my God what are you doing
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titty fuck your ass your ass is fucking gigantic
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you don't get opportunities like this very often
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holy shit
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my wedding is the farest wedding I ever fucking Jeez
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titty fucking ass cheeks yeah
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I agree if that was
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if that was your ass fuck
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why not call that so weird
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oh my oh my God yeah
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oh oh easy
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okay
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oh
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oh fuck
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oh my God yeah
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oh yes
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yes
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hmm
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ah
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fuck yes
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yes yes
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yes yes
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yes
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yes
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oh oh oh oh oh
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oh fuck
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ah right here we go
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oh fuck
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shit are you okay
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oh oh oh
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oh
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oh
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oh oh
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ha ha
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yes ha ha
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oh fuck
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oh
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I need to come with this
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oh
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oh
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oh my God that's so good
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oh fuck
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oh fuck
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well how many times did you come already
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yeah cause I'm at I'm at
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that's not what I mean I'm still at zero whatever
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so you know
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bust all over my face or something yeah
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yeah I'm gonna pull out of your pussy
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and I want you to jerk me off
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all over your pretty little face
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well make sure most of it hit your glasses
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oh fuck yeah
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oh you're gonna make me calm
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don't stop
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don't stop
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oh yeah don't stop
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don't stop
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oh fuck
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oh fuck
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oh fuck oh my God
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oh my God you going holy shit
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oh my God what is going on
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oh my God
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what the fuck am I gonna do
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oh
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my God fuck
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okay well
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whatever man
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I guess we'll just have to hide up here or something
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I'll take a shower
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whatever yeah
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you should probably go back down though
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like one of us can't be up here this long
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there's no way
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there's no fucking way well
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as long as you don't come down with cum on your face
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I don't think anyone's gonna think this happened
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oh my God you do that shit
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cause I'm gooning you caught
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you almost caught me you almost caught me okay
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but hey I guess you're not supposed to wear
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oh my God you broke the glass
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well anyway
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you're not supposed to wear white
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to someone else's wedding
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I guess not whatever
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well hey
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alright go back down yeah yeah
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yeah yeah
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alright alright
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