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oh shit what the fuck

oh my God I did not know you were here well

I didn't think anyone knew I was here

I was just trying to get away from that reception

for a second

that drink just went to my head like

are you okay yeah

no just like our like man

I thought my family was crazy

your family is insane yeah

why do you think I'm up here

I am absolutely you are so weird

first of all your uncle's fucking weird

well hey

this is what happens

when people's families have to get married

when they're already adults

every

all the other adults in the family are already like

totally no filter just like

being weird and political

and making everyone uncomfortable

because nobody's a kid anymore

so everyone can handle it

no I'm just trying to get away from like all that

I don't know like

it's just weird that like uh

our parents spent so much money on this wedding

and it's not even like

it's not even their first wedding obviously

so they spent all this money on the wedding

and they couldn't even get us a room with two beds

or our own rooms like seriously

they spent like they're in Hawaii for two weeks too

like it's like Jesus

like I don't know why this is all necessary

I don't know what they're thinking well

I mean what

it's both of their like third weddings anyway

so maybe they're just doing them for fun

now

what if you're dumb like what's like

what's like what even is the point

like what's like um

but the fact that we have to like babysit their house

I know uh

and their pets well

they're in Hawaii they didn't grow up with those dogs

neither did I so like

why are we even doing this

I know I know

we're like home from school

like we're so obviously we're both off

but it's like it feels highly unnecessary

I don't know well

like I don't even think you're preaching on the choir

I just in bed tonight it's so weird

like I'll sleep on the couch

I don't care I'll sleep on the couch okay

you do you whatever

okay yeah

like

I can't believe that

our parents haven't known each other for a while

in like five months it's like it feels kind of like

well haha

I mean hey

it's the I mean

don't take this the wrong way

but if those boobs didn't get the guy to come

what to come with you

oh yeah

yes yes

Jesus Christ sorry

I'm like my brain is completely somewhere else yeah

I guess so don't judge me

I don't know just like this guy that I met

he's like really good

it's probably too much information like

like I said that frequently

it's already too much information

well you walking in here was too much information

the whole thing is too much

you're too much anyways

uh back to my story

this guy is like really good at eating the same oh

what the fuck did I even like

that's like really all old people downstairs

like they invite like anyone does

like no one have like the

does like your mom that have like

I don't know

like friends like with kids our age that are hot

like I mean no

clearly you'd have seen them already

you just stuck with me no

and man I want to live out my fantasy

of hooking up with a random person

at a wedding that's such a specific fantasy

I think it's very common I don't know

don't judge me is it

I'm not judging you don't judge me

don't judge me don't kick me with your bare feet

my feet hurt they're like

I don't know they're really sore

I don't know like

your mom wanted us to like

dress up or whatever for this

so like well yeah

didn't stop me from wearing jeans

so which is first of all

bullshit that no one yelled at you for actually

hey golden child shut up

oh my God um

this is like weird but like

would you wanna eat my pussy

what the fuck

I'm dead serious well yeah

you're just my stepbrother

like you're honest you're like

you're here you're probably horned up too

I don't know like

why are you here by yourself

well not to eat pussy

Jesus Christ

you wish I was jerking off

that's clearly yeah

been on your mind yeah

whatever

maybe

well I'm only gonna

I'm just gonna go down on you for nothing

you better obviously return the favor obviously yeah

okay I mean

you're a fucking pussy

you haven't seen my tits before

have you no

what the okay I guess this isn't a prank

I guess this is super real

very real

yeah

okay come eat my pussy in a clinical

not in a in a clinical way

not in clinical way it's just like it's just wedding

I wanna at least like grab your boob first

oh okay

how they feel

I feel like boobs

are you a virgin or something

oh my God no

I'm just weird

because I feel like you're getting off on me being

I feel like you're getting off on me being awkward

you're incredibly awkward

have you like have you had girlfriends

yeah I've had girlfriends

you have okay

you don't do you have you don't have one

no not right now okay fuck can't be a hoe

you have really nice boobs

thank you yeah

eat my pussy

relax I'm being direct

I know you're being direct

I'm just trying to fucking roll like we're just grown

we're grown come on

feel some titties first

I guess wow

that's oh I didn't wear panties haha

just just in case right

just in case just in case

no perm no

no just in case

I don't wanna I'm wearing silk

you can you'd have a pan in line so no

would you that's why yeah not so you can just like

getting your pussy ate at the moment's notice

shut up I'm very good at this

fuck

oh my God you're out here fuck

oh my God fuck

oh oh my God

oh fuck

yeah I Learned this from my 0 girlfriends

oh my God oh my God

the tightest fucking pants

didn't taste good

fuck Aah

ah ah

oh my God what are you doing

titty fuck your ass your ass is fucking gigantic

you don't get opportunities like this very often

holy shit

my wedding is the farest wedding I ever fucking Jeez

titty fucking ass cheeks yeah

I agree if that was

if that was your ass fuck

why not call that so weird

oh my oh my God yeah

oh oh easy

okay

oh

oh fuck

oh my God yeah

oh yes

yes

hmm

ah

fuck yes

yes yes

yes yes

yes

yes

oh oh oh oh oh

oh fuck

ah right here we go

oh fuck

shit are you okay

oh oh oh

oh

oh

oh oh

ha ha

yes ha ha

oh fuck

oh

I need to come with this

oh

oh

oh my God that's so good

oh fuck

oh fuck

well how many times did you come already

yeah cause I'm at I'm at

that's not what I mean I'm still at zero whatever

so you know

bust all over my face or something yeah

yeah I'm gonna pull out of your pussy

and I want you to jerk me off

all over your pretty little face

well make sure most of it hit your glasses

oh fuck yeah

oh you're gonna make me calm

don't stop

don't stop

oh yeah don't stop

don't stop

oh fuck

oh fuck

oh fuck oh my God

oh my God you going holy shit

oh my God what is going on

oh my God

what the fuck am I gonna do

oh

my God fuck

okay well

whatever man

I guess we'll just have to hide up here or something

I'll take a shower

whatever yeah

you should probably go back down though

like one of us can't be up here this long

there's no way

there's no fucking way well

as long as you don't come down with cum on your face

I don't think anyone's gonna think this happened

oh my God you do that shit

cause I'm gooning you caught

you almost caught me you almost caught me okay

but hey I guess you're not supposed to wear

oh my God you broke the glass

well anyway

you're not supposed to wear white

to someone else's wedding

I guess not whatever

well hey

alright go back down yeah yeah

yeah yeah

alright alright