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Guys, I love
that we're out here.

Just a bunch of best friends
roughing it in nature.

It's beautiful.

Paxton, what are you
talking about?

We rented a literal mansion.

Yeah, but we're outside

and mosquitoes
are eating my ankles.

Does someone have a marshmallow
I can shove in his mouth?

Please.
My reflexes are too fast.

- Oh, my God.
- Nice reflexes.

Caught me off guard.

Okay, here, everyone.

Let's say,
"Happy birthday, Elise."

- Happy birthday, Elise.
- Happy birthday, Elise.

Happy birthday, Elise.

Finally. Finally, I can
go to the club. Let's go.

Happy birthday.

- Happy birthday, Elise.
-Happy birthday, girl.

Happy birthday.

So, are we getting back
to the game or what?

- Yes. Whose turn was it?
- Oh, my gosh.

Grant. Grant's up.

Okay. Okay, I got one.

Most likely to get knocked up
before graduation.

One, two,

- three.
- Paxton.

- Me? What the hell?
- You.

- What...
- Yep.

I can't even give birth,
like, anatomically.

Not with that attitude.

- Drink, drink, drink.
- Drink, drink, drink.

This is so unfair.
You know what?

You're a bunch of dicks.

- Okay, I got one.
- Okay.

Most likely to eat something
off the ground.

- Lucas.
- Lucas.

- Dude.
- Here we go, man.

Guys, haven't you ever heard
of the five-second rule?

- No. Drink.
- Drink, drink, drink.

You eat shit off the floor.

- Drink, drink, drink.
- Off the floor.

My turn.

Most likely
to get married first.

One, two, three.

Haley and Grant.

- That was obvious.
- That's so easy.

So obvious.

You guys
are practically married already.

Yeah.

Um...

I'm out of beer.

Oh, yeah. I'll ride with you.

Yep, hold up.

Hey, buddy.

So, did something
happen with you guys?

We broke up.

- What?
- When?

Right before we came up here.

Bro, what?

I mean, she just ended it.

But I-- I don't know, man.

She's been acting
different lately, you know?

Dude, different how?

- Just different.
- Girl, you're crazy.

You two are perfect together.

I don't know.
He's not very ambitious.

I think I'm just too ambitious.

Yeah. I mean, I can't
not agree with you, you know?

You really
are reaching high peaks.

But that's a good thing.
I think she'll recognize that.

It'll be all good.
It'll be totally, totally good.

This is not good.

I just want romance.

Romance is frickin' dead.

R.I.P. But you know what?

Now we can really settle in

on this clay class
that I'm talking about.

You know when I told you
we could make pottery?

I'm gonna get that beer now.

We could start
our own book club.

Right?

Oh, oh, oh!

Two words: spa day.

Shit.

Right? It's a really good idea.

What do you mean,
"the last one"?

There's no way
we drank everything.

Yikes.

-I'll run to the store.
- No, no, no.

I'll get it delivered.

It's late, and we rented a house
in the middle of nowhere.

I mean,
I'm pretty sure this place

has booze locked up
somewhere, right?

Hey, this seems promising.

You do see

there's a "keep out" sign
on that door, right?

What? What sign?

Lucas.
Lucas, you broke the door.

How else
were we gonna get in?

They're gonna charge me
for that, you know?

Okay.

Well, bad news first.

No alcohol here.

So what's the good news?

Still bad.

There's definitely spiders here.

Yeah.

Okay,
like, who's keeping

all this weird,
creepy shit in their basement?

I mean, I guess the owners

left all their stuff here
after they died.

After-- After they died?

Relax, they didn't die...
as far as I know anyway.

Ooh, vintage.

That looks
like a divination cloth.

A what?

This is all
old astrological stuff.

Wait.
Lucas, look at this.

So creepy.

"Madame Mara."

Do you dare to have your
fortune read by Madame Mara?

Oh.

Guys, what about naked Go Fishy
or strip poker, perhaps?

Never mind.
These are "tarot" cards anyway.

Paxton, it's pronounced "tarot."

Yes. Haley, you gotta
do readings for everyone.

Yeah, do our horoscopes!

Can I see these?

Hey, I didn't know you could
do horoscope with tarot.

My grandma says tarot cards
"son del demonio."

-What?
- Devil shit.

Yeah, there's a lot of ways
to do readings,

but astrology and tarot
are intimately connected.

If you use them together,

they're a really powerful
combination for forecasting.

Oh, my God.

I've never seen
cards like this before.

They look hand-painted.

They're definitely old.

So how does it work?

Each zodiac sign is represented
by a card in the Major Arcana.

By tying in the planets,

you make
the readings more accurate.

What the hell?
Like, how do you even know that?

I don't know.
I guess I kind of taught myself.

So where should we do this?

Do what?

- The tarot readings.
- Seriously, I don't want to.

Come on, Haley,

- it's my birthday.
- Haley.

-Let's go.
- God.

Ooh!

Spirit guide, I call to thee.

Paxton.

Okay.

Guys, we really
shouldn't be doing this.

It's kind of an unspoken rule
not to use somebody else's deck.

- What?
-I'm sorry.

Who cares?

Come on, I'll go first.

-Right.
- It's, like, really bad luck.

I can't remember. Did I mention
that it was my birthday?

Oh, yeah. I think
that's why we're here.

Maybe. Once or twice.

A few times, yeah.

Okay, fine.

-Yeah! Let's go.

Oh, my God.

So, 12 tarot cards
are placed in a circle,

representing the zodiac.

With, very important,
13th card in the center.

That indicates the overall theme
of the reading,

and it can give clarity
to the other cards.

You are a Libra.

I can vouch for that.

-Wow, that's-- Outed.
- All right.

You're investigative by nature,

and you need
to make sense of things,

but your curiosity often
leads you into the unknown.

You're climbing the ladder
towards success,

but the High Priestess reversed
is a warning to maybe slow down.

She could cause you to slip up
and suffer a crushing blow.

That's terrifying.

Yeah, this old deck's
kind of strange.

All right.

No, I'm gonna focus on the part

where you said
"ladder to success."

- Sounds good.
- All right.

Who's next?

-I'll go next. Okay.
- Madeline.

- Are you filming me? God.
-Yes.

Pisces. Generous,
empathetic and creative.

And I really see that creativity
paying off this month.

Your horoscope
is showing me, like,

a line opening up to something.

Also, The Hanged Man
indicates ultimate surrender,

which might be hard right now
because Mercury's in retrograde,

so things are gonna feel off.

You may even find technology
failing for no reason,

which I know is going
to be really hard for you.

- Sorry, can you say that again?
- Funny.

Right up my nose.

Don't panic. It'll soon
be water under the bridge.

Okay.

As a Pisces, when you
sense danger, you tend to run.

Which makes sense.

Your zodiac symbol is two fish
swimming away from each other.

But, this month,
maybe fight that urge

and just try not to get
hung up on things.

Okay, so just don't run away
from your problems.

-Basically.
- Yep.

-Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Paxton, do you wanna go?

Oh, you know what?
Yeah, I really would love to go.

- Really? Cool.
- Really?

Yeah. To the bathroom.

- Okay...
-Boo.

Ha-ha, funny.

- Okay, I'll go.
-All right, Paige.

We have our Virgo.

Quick thinker, practical,
bit of a control freak.

And Virgos go out of their way
for their friends.

As we've all seen this weekend.

Oh!

Oh, my God.

We need to chill.

Jesus.

As a Virgo, you always
wanna find the logic in things.

This month,
that might be challenging.

You may feel like you're being
pulled in two directions.

The Magician's bag of tricks
are deceptive

and will prevent you
from seeing clearly.

Yeah, I don't like
the sound of that.

I mean, you know
me and control, right?

I do.

- Jeez.
-Here he is.

- Gone long enough.
- How was it?

I went upstairs and went through
everybody's luggage.

If you did, I swear to God.

Relax, I didn't.

Grant, you're up.

Nah, I'm good.

All right, I'll do it.
Since you're begging me.

Whoo!

Welcome.

Hello.

It's like Hogwarts
up in this place.

Huh.
When's your birthday?

Wow. You don't
even know my birthday?

What kind of a friend are you?

Do you know mine?

Yeah, it's...

- October?

- Oh, my God.
- Not even close.

- January 25th.
- I knew that.

- I'm an Aquarius.
- I knew that too.

And I'm May 7th,
and I don't know what I am.

- You are a Taurus.
- Oh.

Dependable and a solid friend...

Ooh.

...but you can
also be kind of bullheaded

- and make rash decisions.
-No shit.

Hey, shut it.

Tauruses can also come off
as kind of rude.

Wait, wait, wait. Why do I get
a weird creepy clown?

Drawing The Fool reversed

can serve as a warning
not to act on impulse.

Stick closely
to those you trust.

Oh, and Judgment
is in your fourth house.

This deals with physical space.

So, don't be surprised if you're
feeling trapped or boxed in.

Just remember,
when one door closes,

another one opens.

So, does that mean I'm going
to become rich and famous,

or date someone hot?

Dude, she's not a genie.

I know that.

But, like, will I?

I'm not sure.

But I actually do see you
showing up for your friends

in an unexpected way.

Huh.

You hear that?

Your boy's coming through
when you least expect it.

- All right.
- We get it. Move on.

- Paxton's coming through.
- I'll go next.

- Right. Five-second boy.
- What?

Capricorn.

Ruling planet, Saturn.

You're a rule-breaker,
down-to-earth,

and you're also
kind of sensitive.

Sensitive?

When have I ever been sensitive?

Lukey.

All right. Okay. That's enough.

Okay, your horoscope
is showing me

a change
in your financial situation.

How come I didn't get that one?

And it also looks
like love is in the air.

Ooh...

Stop.

But be careful.

When The Hermit's reversed,
it can indicate poor judgment,

and it's a warning
to watch where you're heading.

You're someone who will
go out of their way for love,

but just make sure
to stay focused

because The Hermit's light

could lead you
down the wrong track.

"Down the wrong track."
Okay. Yeah, I got it.

- Okay?
- Thanks.

You're welcome.

Is that everyone?

That was way better
than charades.

Oh, my God. So--

We should smoke some
weed and watch a movie now.

That's what I say.

- No.
- You guys--

I need better friends.

Yeah, I don't know
my star sign or whatever.

You're a Leo.

Generous, loyal
and a natural leader.

So let me get this straight.

You just pull some cards
and make up whatever you want,

is that how this works?

I use the deck
to read the stars.

Leos are also
headstrong and arrogant

and always need to be right.

Mars corresponds to The Tower.

It can represent
ruin and destruction.

It's in your seventh house,
which rules relationships.

So, you're pouring
gasoline on the fire

instead of listening
and being understanding.

How have I
not been understanding?

I'm reading your horoscope.
I'm not talking about us.

It sounds like
you're talking about us.

Well, I'm not.

You know, maybe you should see

what the stars
have to say about you.

Wait.

The Devil represents
your shadow side.

You're walking
a really dark road.

This month you're gonna
need to face your demons

and make a sacrifice, or risk
losing someone important.

I'm gonna go check on him.

Okay.

Haley, what are you doing?

Reading my horoscope.

What's it say?

Same thing it always says.

Love's gonna be the death of me.

All right, come on.
Let's go, guys.

Long drive back to campus.

Let's do this.

Yo.

Don't scratch my shit, please.

Shotgun.

-Nice suitcase, Paxton.
-Pipe it.

Could I see that for a sec?

Thoughts?

Way better.

All right,
kiddies, buckle up,

because for the next four hours
and 11 minutes,

y'all about to be
shitting your pants.

What?

Becky's corpse was
found tangled in the creek.

Her limbs twisted up
like a soft pretzel.

Uh, what is this?

What do you mean,
"What is this?"

It's only my favorite podcast
of all time.

You're gonna have to kill me

before I listen
to this for four hours.

- I'll kill you if you kill me.
- Can I get in on that?

- Oh, guys.
- What?

That could be
another new podcast.

- Okay. Start the car.
- Okay.

- Oh, my God.
- Start the car.

Three people die,
one person lives.

Here we go.

He lives to tell
the story on the podcast.

I should probably survive

since I'm the one
who's into podcasts here.

And we're gone.

On this episode,

we dive deep into the true story
of a jealous best friend

and a love triangle
that would turn deadly.

Okay, Grant,
I'm begging you, man,

please drive us off this cliff.

This is so rude.
It's my favorite thing ever.

I'm sharing with you
my personal experience on life.

Here we go.

The knife that was
used to carve up the victim

was right there on the ground.

Blood was everywhere.

And that's when she knew

that her best friend
was the killer.

- Guys, I won! 700 bucks.

- What the hell?
-Jesus!

Look, I got all three.

-Get in the car.
-Just get in the car.

You know
we're listening to a podcast!

It was literally
at the scariest part.

- Who does that?
- No, look.

-Damn it.
-What happened?

No, guys, he actually won $700.

- Wait, really?
- Oh, shit!

Okay.

I don't know
if there's any skill to it.

I don't know, like, is that--

Oh, jeez.

What a driver. All right.

I'll call you later.

- Night.
- Night.

I still don't understand

why you didn't go
to that frat party though.

'Cause I've got
the whole place to myself.

And I can't do any more shots
this weekend.

By the way, thank you
for planning that trip.

I had the best time.

Anything for wifey.

Oh, my God. Do not call me that.

Don't worry about it.
I only had to sell a kidney.

Hey, you got one left.

Rude.

All right, so I got us
a reservation at that Thai place

that we wanted to try on Friday.

And I think we can go straight
to the concert afterwards.

Hello?

Yeah. Hello? I'm still here.

Hang on, sorry.

Wait. Who are you talking to?

I thought everyone went out, no?

One sec.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, sorry, I'm back.

I mean, not to gossip,

but pretty crazy
about Haley and Grant, right?

Oh, my God, right?
I never saw that coming.

Did she say anything to you?

Literally nothing to me at all.
To you?

No, nothing. It's so crazy.

What the hell?

What was that noise?

Elise?

Hey, I think some
of the girls might be back.

- Can I call you in a second?
- Yeah. Yeah. Call me back.

Okay.

Natalie?

Claire?

Very funny, guys.

I swear to God, if you guys
are messing with me again...

Okay, I'm coming up.

Guys?

Okay, you can come out now.

Is someone there?

Who-- Who's down here?

You are a Libra.

You are a Libra.

The High Priestess is
a warning to maybe slow down.

She could cause you to slip up
and suffer a crushing blow.

I can't believe
this is really happening.

We were talking all last night.

I don't understand.

I know.
I'll stay with you here tonight.

Are you sure
you don't want me to stay?

'Cause I can.
It's not a problem.

- No, it's fine. Get some sleep.
- Okay.

Thank you.

Okay.

Promise you'll call
if you need us?

Night.

Well, thank you
for walking me home.

Of course. Anytime.

You know, I probably
won't be able to sleep, so...

if you need me,
you know where to find me.

- I should probably...
- Yeah. Yeah, me too.

See you tomorrow.

See ya.

Hey.

It's just a bad dream.

I keep seeing Elise's face
every time I close my eyes.

If I was there,
maybe she'd still be alive.

No. Listen. Listen.

You can't do that.

Whatever was going to happen
would've happened.

How can you say that?

We don't have control
over our own lives?

I grew up in this really
old house in Minnesota.

My dad split before I was born,
so it was just me and my mom.

And it was where we lived
when she got sick.

I watched her try
treatment after treatment.

And nothing worked.

That's when I got into tarot.

At first, it was just a way
for me to make sense of things.

I did so many readings.

And every time, they told me
she wasn't gonna make it.

That I couldn't save her.

- I couldn't stop death.

I just don't want you to blame
yourself for what happened.

No matter how much it sucks,

you can't change fate.

Hello?

You are a Capricorn.

You are a Capricorn.

You're a rule-breaker.

But just be careful,

The Hermit's light could lead
you down the wrong track.

Lead you down the wrong track.

I still can't believe
Elise is gone.

Honestly, I think
I'm still in shock.

Yeah.

I think we all are.

What?

Nothing.

I'm gonna go take a test
I didn't study for,

- and I'll see you later.
- Okay.

Police are investigating

the death of a 21-year-old male

found near the tracks

in a remote area
of the T subway station.

At about 8:30 a.m. Tuesday,

paramedics responded to...

...a
report of an unresponsive person

near the tracks
at Haymarket station.

A rail yard employee
initially discovered the body,

before crews arrived on scene

and pronounced
the person deceased.

I'm still unclear
how your friend Lucas

ended up
in an active train yard.

Any idea why he broke into
a restricted zone late at night?

I don't know.

He walked me home,

and he said he was going to take
the T back to his place.

I should've
asked him to come in.

Well, look... we appreciate
you guys talking to us.

I know it's been
a tough couple of days.

"A tough couple of days"?

Two of our friends are dead.

Yeah. Don't you think
that's just a little strange?

We're still looking into it,

but there's no signs
of foul play.

Look, you kids
have been through a lot.

My advice, go home.

We'll be in touch.

Okay.

None of this
is making any sense.

Maybe we should stay
together tonight, you know?

I think, just to be safe.

- Yeah, that's a good idea.
-Guys...

what if these are murders?

Think about it. It's the only
logical explanation.

Why are you looking
at us like that?

Oh, I don't know, Haley.

Maybe it's because the killer's
right here in this room.

You think one of us
is killing our friends?

How can you even say that?

Yeah, seriously, you're being
such a dick right now.

I'm a Taurus, right? Isn't being
a dick, like, my thing?

You need to chill
on the true crime podcasts.

Paige, do you know why they make
so many murder podcasts?

Why?

Because there's tons of people
always getting murdered.

And, news flash, the killer
almost always knows the victim.

I mean,
that does kind of make sense.

- Thank you.
- In a really stupid way.

But, I mean, if it's not one
of us, who else would it be?

I have an airtight alibi.
Just in case anyone's wondering.

- We're not.
- I was sleeping.

And I have a witness.
My roommate... Todd.

Paxton, please stop talking.

Okay, no one killed anyone.

- These were all just accidents.
- Two accidents in two days?

Maybe it's a coincidence.

I don't believe
in coincidence.

I believe in...

Fate.

Huh?

It's fate.

The readings.

I told Lucas to watch
where he was heading

or he'd be led
down the wrong track.

He was hit by a train.

Uh...

Yeah. I don't know.
That's a stretch.

Capricorns are rule-breakers.
He was in a restricted area.

He's an earth sign.
They found him in the dirt.

Haley, I mean,
you're reading into that.

I don't know, man.

I mean,
didn't Haley say something

about Lucas coming into money?

And then he won
that scratcher for $700.

Holy shit. You're right.

Okay, guys, let's just all
take a second here--

Elise's reading.
I said something about a ladder.

- They found her--
- We know how they found her.

Can we all just
take a minute here?

'Cause this is sounding insane.

I mean,
what are you trying to tell us?

You think our readings
are coming true?

Yes, but in ways
we never could have imagined.

I know it sounds crazy, but--

Yeah, Haley, look,
people do horoscopes and tarot

all the time
and nothing bad happens.

I think you're trying
to make sense of something

and there's no sense to make.

Maybe we should
call our parents.

- What?
- What, are you 12?

I'm telling you, we have to go
back to the police.

Oh, yeah, that's a great idea.

Yeah, we should
go back to the cops,

'cause they seemed
super interested

- in helping us the first time.
- Dude, this is bad.

This is really,
really bad, okay?

So, if what
you're saying is true,

we're next.

Okay, we need help now.
We need some serious help,

an expert or someone out there
who knows what's going on.

Haley, what the hell?

- What's your password?
-"Password."

Oh, my God. Seriously?

Wait, really?

I'm still confused as to what
you think is going on.

Like, guys,
let's be rational here.

What are you doing? You can't
just type in "horoscope."

- You have to be more specific.
- I know how to use a browser.

Lots of articles
by the same person.

Yeah.

"Alma Astrom."

Click that one,
"Dark Design." Yeah.

- What's it say?
- Something about divination.

A bunch of people in Mexico died
after a reading.

- Oh, God.
- Cool, cool.

So I just looked her up.
She's a total whack job.

Yeah, she's been discredited

and is a total joke
in the astrology community.

So can we all just stop
wasting our time on this?

- We should contact her.
- Absolutely.

- 100%.
- Did no one just hear me?

"Alma Astrom is well-versed
in divination from her studies

of ancient civilizations,
tarot and..."

-"Horoscopes."
-"And is a practicing astrologer

with clear communication
to the spirit world."

- We're gonna hit her up, right?
- Yeah, there's a number.

- Straight to voicemail.

- What do we do?
- I don't know. There has to be--

Um, no.
What are you doing?

-Road trip.
- What do you mean, "road"--

- Paxton. Hey, dude.
- You know what?

You dated someone
who's into star signs and shit.

So? What the--

My butt's falling asleep.

Yeah, 'cause we've been
in the car for three hours.

Well, this was the only
address listed online.

Okay, guys, get this.

David Beckham and The Rock
are both Taurus.

Or "Tauri"-- "Tauriases."

Wait, it also says here that--

Guys, do I have a hard time
listening to others?

Yes. Dude, seriously,
you've got to stop talking.

You've been doing this
the whole drive.

Fine. Such a Leo.

I think we're here.

Does anyone else feel
like this is a bad idea?

Yeah, this is definitely
a bad idea.

Wanna guess how many bodies
she's got buried out here?

Okay, dude.
Smart killers

don't actually
bury bodies, okay?

They chop the body parts up
and put them in the walls.

That's great.

Haley.

What?

I saw someone in the window.

Who's there?

Ms. Astrom?

Hi. My friends and I
found your website--

Go away.

We really need your help.

Get off my property.

Our friends are dying
because of their readings.

And if we don't do something,
we're gonna die too.

Please.

Two of our friends are dead.

Exactly how
their horoscopes predicted.

- Who did the readings?
- I did.

- Using tarot?
- Yeah.

Let me see the deck.

I don't have it. It's not mine.

Describe it to me.

It was old.
The cards were hand-painted.

Were they in a box?

A wooden box
with a zodiac wheel on it?

How do you know that?

Where's the deck now?

In a house in the Catskills.

If you know what's happening,
you have to tell us.

Mexico City, 1951.

Six mysterious deaths
in under 48 hours.

One connection
between the victims.

They all got their horoscopes
read at a wedding.

1969, half a million people
arrive at Woodstock.

Three days later,
eight people are dead.

All in freak accidents.

Last time they were seen alive,

they were reading
each other's horoscopes.

London, 1988.

A group of friends get together
for a weekend trip.

Only one of them
walks away alive.

All of these readings were done

with cards from a wooden box

with a zodiac wheel
on the front of it.

I don't understand.

How do you know all of this?

Because I was the one in London
who survived.

I've spent my whole life
trying to understand why.

Why I lived and they didn't.

I did everyone's reading
but my own.

By the time I realized it
was the deck, it was long gone.

I tracked it
to an antiquities dealer,

who sold it
at an auction in Manhattan

almost 15 years ago.

I've been searching
for it ever since,

so I could destroy it.

Haley, come on.

What are we doing here,
'cause this is just--

Thousands of years ago,

horoscopes were the primary tool
used by ancient civilizations

to navigate a dark
and unpredictable world.

There are many ways
to read horoscopes,

but combining horoscopes
and tarot was, and still is,

the most powerful form
of divination known to man.

She knew that.

Who?

The Astrologer.

Hungary, 1798.

A count and his wife were
expecting their first child.

The Count,
a practitioner of the occult,

had his own personal astrologer,

a peasant woman
of incredible skill.

Using tarot to read horoscopes,

she could forecast the future
with startling clarity.

One day,

she foresaw
that The Count's wife and son

would not survive childbirth.

The Count ordered The Astrologer
to change her prediction.

She tried,

but fate told her the same thing
again and again.

The Death card can mean
the end of something

or the start of something new.

But in this case,

it just meant death.

The Astrologer and her daughter
were cast out.

Banished.

Soon after,
the readings came to pass...

No!

...exactly as The Astrologer
had predicted.

The Count accused
The Astrologer of witchcraft.

They killed her daughter.

An eye for an eye.

Legend has it,

The Astrologer did readings
for The Count

and those of his closest circle.

She performed a dark ritual.

She killed herself.

She bound her soul to the cards.

Sealing their fate and hers.

A death curse.

Not long after,

The Count and those closest
to him died horrible deaths.

She got her revenge.

She had cursed the cards
and inverted the zodiac.

Now, anyone who has their
horoscope read using those cards

will have to face
the dark side of fate.

The stars
are working against you.

Just like they worked
against my friends.

I'm-- I'm so sorry.

Are you saying
that we're cursed?

Yes.

How do we stop this?
What do we do?

What I should have done
a long time ago.

Destroy the deck.

Then maybe you'll have a chance
to change your fate.

Going to
a stranger's house

in the middle of nowhere.

That could've ended very badly.

You didn't even
give her a chance.

Wait, you actually believed her?

God, why is it so easy for you
to buy into this crap?

Why is it so easy
for you not to?

I'm not gonna sit around while
more of my friends get killed.

Okay, let's just relax, right?

And we'll find a place to chill
and wait this all out.

How do you
wait out a curse, Paxton?

I don't know.
It's my first time being cursed,

so maybe get off
my back about it.

Guys, maybe we should
reverse engineer our readings.

If we figure out what's
gonna happen, we could stop it.

Wow, that's actually
not the worst idea.

Yeah.

I got The Fool card,
right? That was mine.

And Haley said something
about me and enclosed spaces.

And we're currently in a car,
so I don't love that.

But then you also said something
about ascending numbers.

Oh, shit,
but that could mean, like,

speedometer or something, right?

Pisces.

Wait,
that's you, Madeline.

The Hanged Man indicates
ultimate surrender,

which might be hard right now
because Mercury's in retrograde,

so things are gonna feel off.

Uh, am I tripping,
or is the car slowing down?

Grant, what is happening?

I have no idea.
I'm not doing it.

- What?
- What the hell's going on?

- What are you doing?
- I don't know. This is so--

What the hell?

Did the car
just stop on its own?

I don't know, dude.
It just-- Yeah, I guess.

You may even
find technology

failing for no reason.

Uh...

Don't panic. That'll soon
be water under the bridge.

Oh, shit.
We're on a bridge right now.

Oh, God. Am I next?
Guys, I'm freaking out.

What do we do? What do we do?

- Grant!
- I'm trying.

As a Pisces,
when you sense danger,

you tend to run.
Which makes sense.

Your zodiac symbol is two fish
swimming away from each other.

But, this month,
maybe fight that urge

and just try not to get
hung up on things.

And just try not to
get hung up on things.

And just try not to get
hung up on things.

- No, no, no.
- I gotta get outta here!

- Don't run!
-Wait!

- Don't run!
- Stop, Madeline!

Hold on!

Haley!

Madeline!

Wait!

I'm going after them.

- Shit!
-What was that?

Did you guys hear that?

Shit. Shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Where'd it go?

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!
What the hell was that?

Haley. No. Haley!

Wait, wait, Grant!

Oh, shit. Let's go! Let's go!

Madeline!

Madeline! Stop!

Madeline, slow down!

- Haley!
- No!

Madeline!

- Haley. Hey. What?
- Oh, my God.

- What? What? Hey. It's--
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.
- Where's Madeline? Hey. What?

- Where's--
- I don't know.

Oh, my God!

- Run! Go! Go!
- We gotta go!

What the hell?

You guys, we have to go back
to the police!

What are they gonna do?

I mean,
we're getting picked off by a--

- I mean, what even was that?
- I don't know.

She was right there.
I couldn't save her.

- It's not your fault.
-Okay, okay, okay.

We need to go back to campus

and find a place for us
to barricade in and isolate.

What?
What if that thing finds us?

-Like it just did?
- Shit.

Her horoscope, it came true.

- The Hanged Man.
- What?

It looked like the card
from The Astrologer's deck.

I pulled The Hanged Man
for her final outcome.

Wait. So, what?

You're saying that the cards
are coming to life now?

I don't know, okay?

But we have to do something!

Haley's right.

We gotta go back to that house.
Destroy the deck.

I agree.
We go back. We end this.

Oh, hell no!

Okay? Not after what I just saw.
I'm out.

Wait, Paxton,
we need to stick together.

Haley, are you crazy?

This is true crime 101.

You don't go back
to where it all began.

I'm gonna go back to my room.

I'm gonna lock myself in there

and wait
for this shit to blow over.

Wait, that's your plan?

Yeah. And you know what?
It's way better than your plan.

Pisces run
when they sense danger, okay?

That's what
Madeline's horoscope said.

And yours said
don't be bullheaded

or make rash decisions.

And that is exactly
what you're doing right now.

You know what?

When you guys
start thinking clearly,

you know where to find me.

- Wait, Paxton!
- No. Paxton!

- Okay.
- Come on. Let's go, okay?

Let's go!

How does an old
tarot deck from Hungary

end up at a house
in the Catskills?

I don't know. I mean,
maybe some guests did a reading

and left the deck
'cause they all died?

Yeah, or maybe
the owners of the house

are some literal psychos who
left the cards there on purpose.

Alma said something about
them being sold at an auction.

There were a lot of weird
objects in that basement.

They must be collectors.

It's possible they didn't even
know what the deck was.

Let's just hope
the house is still available.

It is. 'Cause I just booked it.

Oh!

Shit.

Oh, shit.

Wait. Ascending numbers.

And I'm boxed in.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit!

Hell no.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Okay. Okay.

- Hello? Grant?
- Paxton.

Dude, I really need help, okay?

My horoscope's coming true.
I don't know what to do.

- I'm stuck in an elevator.
- Wait, where are you?

- What? Hello? Hello?

You are a Taurus.

Don't be surprised if you're
feeling trapped or boxed in.

Just remember,
when one door closes,

another one opens.

When one door closes,

- another one opens.

Another one opens.

Another one opens.

- Try him back.

It just goes
straight to voicemail.

I think something happened.

Any one of us
could be next.

We have to stick together.

All right.
Let's get this over with.

Okay, it says we need
to have blessed objects

and holy water
to perform a ritual.

Okay, well, we obviously
don't have any of those,

so let's just skip that part.

Okay, we could also store it
in a curse box.

"A curse box"?
What website is this?

I don't know, Grant.
I just found it.

Okay, it says some curses

have an object that needs
to be destroyed physically

and other curses
have a connection

that needs to be severed.

Okay. How do we do that?

Well, each curse
is different, so--

Okay,
we don't have time for this.

We need to destroy these cards.

-Okay...
- Wait, wait, wait. Hang on.

According to this other website,

destruction by incineration
is the best way

to remove
an ancient curse from an object.

What the hell?

Why aren't they burning?

What do we do?

We need help.

- Happy birthday, Elise!
- Happy birthday!

- Happy birthday, Elise.
- Happy birthday, Elise.

- Happy birthday, Elise.
- Happy birthday, Elise!

Finally. Finally, I can go
to the club! Let's go!

- Happy birthday.
- I miss everyone.

Me too.

Yeah.

I wish I never
rented this stupid house.

I wish I never
did those stupid readings.

Thank you for coming.

We tried to destroy the cards.

It didn't work.

Something killed our friend.
It looked like The Hanged Man.

The Astrologer bound her spirit
to the deck.

She embodies the cards
like a shape-shifter,

bringing the final outcome card
to life.

That means
The Magician's coming for me.

Mine was The Devil.

And-- And yours was...

Death.

Where's the deck now?

We need to turn
what she created against her.

I'm going to separate

The Astrologer's spirit
from the cards.

What is all that?

Each stone is associated
with a different zodiac sign.

I've waited
a long time for this.

I wish to speak
to The Astrologer

who has bound herself
to these cards.

I wish to speak
to The Astrologer

who has bound herself
to these cards.

I wish to speak--

What?

We're not alone.

Oh, my God. It's her.

We need to hurry.

You're bleeding.

I can't move.

- What?
- Don't cross.

The Astrologer,

she's reading my horoscope.

I'm sorry.

Go! Go!

Oh, my God!

Paige?

Please.

-Paige, help me, please.
- Haley?

- Wait.
- What?

Where's Paige?

Oh, my God. Come on.

Please.

Paige, help me.

Haley?

Help!

Paige.

Haley, come on. Hurry, hurry.

Almost. Almost.

Paige?

Paige, help me.

Paige?

Paige, help me.

Paige?

Paige, help me.

Haley?

We have our Virgo.

The Magician's bag of tricks

will prevent you
from seeing clearly.

Prevent you from seeing clearly.

Help, help, please.

Please, please.

Stop. Stop!

Please let me out. Please.

Stop. Stop.

Please. Please.

Help, help, please. Please.

No, no, no. Please. Help.

Please. Help.

Oh, my God.

Please, let me out!

Oh, no!

Please, please, let me out.

We're not getting
out of here, are we?

I don't know.

That night we first met...

I asked the stars
if we should be together.

And the answer was, "No."

And then a few weeks ago,
I did another reading,

hoping things had changed.

But it was the same.

Then maybe
we were cursed from the start.

Cursed from the start.

Huh?

Whoever gets their horoscope
read from the deck is cursed.

Yeah?

Well, The Astrologer.

If I read her horoscope,

maybe we can turn
the curse back on her.

What? Haley, no.

No, I'm sorry,
but you're not going

anywhere near those cards again.

Grant, we're dead already.

We have to try.

But I thought you said
we couldn't change fate.

Well, what if we could?

What if we could?

All I know is that my mom
never stopped fighting.

She never gave up hope.

And neither should we.

Well, Aquariuses
are stubborn, so...

I guess
it doesn't matter what I say.

You're gonna do
whatever you want, right?

Wait,

have you been
reading up on astrology?

Uh, I also learned

that Aquarius and Leo couples
are pretty much unstoppable,

and they can overcome

just about anything.

Grant!

Love’s gonna
be the death of me.

Shit.

Hey, hey, are you okay?

- I thought you were dead.
- I know. So did I.

Did you finish the reading?

No.

-Go.
- No.

Go! Go.

This month,
you’re gonna need to

face your demons.

All of your cards are reversed.

Your horoscope tells me
you're in pain.

You're hurt, but you won't
allow yourself to heal.

What happened
to you was horrible.

I know what it's like
to have someone taken from you.

And staying stuck in the past

isn't going
to change the future.

I read your cards.

It's over.

In readings,

Death can mean
the end of something

or the start of something new.

But in your case,

it just means death.

Fate doesn't have to be a curse.

We can choose to let go.

Oh, my--

It's okay. It's okay.

You think
anyone will believe us?

Guess we'll find out.

How far is it to town?

Uh...

Couple more miles.

Feel like
we've been walking forever.

Hey, car.

In my horoscope.
"Dark road," right?

Shit.

Wait.

Guys.

- Paxton?
- Paxton?

Oh, thank God. Holy shit.

I thought you guys died.

- I thought you died.
- What?

I drove here so fast.

I was so worried,
but then I remembered you said

I was gonna
come through for my friends

in an unexpected way and--

Wait. Where's Paige?

Come on.
Let's get you guys out of here.

- Come on.
- Yeah.

So, wait, wait, wait.

The deck went up in flames

and The Astrologer,
like, vaporized?

Yeah, pretty much.

Whoa.

But it's not gonna bring
our friends back.

But really, how do we know
this is all over?

Haley broke the curse.
It's definitely over.

Yeah.

Guys, we did it.

We changed fate.

Fuck fate.

Hold on a second. I'm lost.

How did you get out
of the elevator again?

Like I just said,
my catlike reflexes.

So you're saying
you out-fooled The Fool?

Is that what happened?

Bruh, it's me
we're talking about.

Of course I did.

Although it might've helped

that my roommate Todd
showed up out of nowhere

and opened the elevator,

'cause that thing
kind of just disappeared.

Uh, Paxton?

Hey, Todd.
What's going on?